#pink walrus

[dailybeanieboos]

Tusk the Walrus - 20 October

In the water I go, I have no fear It's much more fun than laying on the pier

[something-named-vexxie]

I, perchance, got a bit distracted and forgot I was making a pokemon trainer, so here’s Cube if he lived in the cube area with a team of primarily ice-type pokemon (the sylveon was a shiny eevee gifted to him by Lythorus)

I also didn’t know what pokemon to give him so I gave him strong/pretty looking ones

Actually TPC Pokemon AU sounds really fun..

Idea from torra 🤭

[acsrandomstuff]

Marker + Pen Wally Walrus Fanart

[goredbf]

my lps haul WERE SO BACK!!!

[yukinyaminyato]

how to stop feeling like the worst person alive after realising you've lost your small clip-on squishmallow that was hanging on your totebag.

[glitchphotography]

Second art of 2023, “Comrade Wallop, Bureau of Redistribution”

[jarayasha]

um another floydies stuff, but now they're... animals. literally.

(now I see Nicky more like beaver and Ricky is an guinea pig, but nwm)

[galaxysodapopdraws]

I made two sonic ocs for the first time in years! Meet Skipper the Rockhopper Penguin and Tank the Walrus! Both of them are a couple as well as working together in a business!

The only reason these two were created was because skipper was going to be a throw away character for a mini comic I was making but I loved her design so much I decided to make her an official sonic oc and gave her a husband as well!

Skipper:

Age: 22

She/her, bisexual

A girl who loves extreme swimming! She tries her best to swim across any bay or down any rough river. Even if it can get her in danger, which is how she met Tank after he rescued her. She enjoys exploring new places and trying new things. She can be a bit nosey at times and tends to be to honest, but she means well. She doesn’t have any powers and relies on weapons to fight. She works with Tank in his boating business and also runs a little snack bar on their beach.

Tank:

Age: 25

He/him, asexual

Tank runs a little boating business that can take you to places most mainline businesses will not. Of course for a certain price. He’s pretty laid back, usually seen lazing about on rocks and his boat. He can be cranky at times especially when he’s hungry and might shoo you away, But he’s very smart and thoughtful of others when they’re struggling with something. He enjoys fishing and swimming where he can turn his legs into a sort of “mermaid tail” like an actual walrus. The silver coloring on his tusks are prosthetics after they got broken in a boating accident.

[emmyrosee]

“Do I have a cute butt?”

“Excuse me?” Osamu asks at your question, popping an eye open as he chuckles. You giggle at your matched silliness, gently patting his chest.

“You know.... like, is my butt cute?” You ask again, traveling your eyes to look. Your leg is hooked over his waist, his large hand running along your thigh sweetly.

Osamu sighs sleepily, “is this one of those scenarios where if I answer, you’ll hit me?”

You giggle at him, “depends on your answer.”

“Then I think you have, single handedly, the cutest butt in the world, sweet love.” His large hand travels down and gives your ass a gentle pat, almost like you were a baby.

Well, you are his baby, as he always assures.

Your heart flutters wildly at his words, they always have an effect on you, and you can’t help but nuzzle into his chest further to hide your face.

“Awww,” he teases. “Did I make my angel girl all shy?”

“Shut up,” you mutter, shoving him lightly. He chuckles lowly before shoving his hand under your hip and pushing you up, guiding you to straddle his waist. He gently caresses your sides and thighs, dopey, loving smile on his pink lips.

“I think every part of you is the cutest, my love,” Osamu whispers, making you roll your eyes.

“Oh yeah?” You challenge. “Like what?” He raises his own brows, “everything.” He gently takes your hand in his, “I love these small, sexy hands of yours.” He plants a kiss to each of your fingers before closing them, placing a final kiss to your knuckles. You bite your lip, brushing the fallen locks of hair out of his eyes.

“They’re not small,” you protest. “Yours are just massive.”

“Either way,” he continues. “I love these hips, and these legs that everyone stares at when you wear shorts,” he gently digs his fingers in your thighs slightly, leaving lightened prints before transforming back to your original skin tone.

You avert his gaze, “they stare because my hips come up to your thighs. Tall freak.”

“They stare because you’re hot,” he says, putting extra emphasis on the ‘T’ and grinning like the Cheshire Cat. “They stare because somehow, your stunning ass got stuck with me."

“I love being stuck with you!"

“I love it too,” he assures, smiling as you laugh. “That’s another thing,” he says. “That sweet laugh of yours.”

“Oh, you mean the dolphin mating call?” You scoff, crossing your arms.

Osamu shakes his head, “no, you brat. I’m talking about your laugh. Your sweet giggles. Your scoffs. The way it goes silent when you laugh really hard. It the fucking best.”

“No it’s not,” you groan. “You’re the only person on planet earth who could find a walrus being assaulted with a crowbar cute.”

“There’s nothing wrong with finding your little giggles endearing.”

“Yeah, right.”

“But you know what I love most about you?” He asks, cupping your ass and hips in his massive hands.

You quirk your brow, “what’s that, oh Prince Charming of mine.”

“My absolute biggest weakness about you, dollface, is...” he squeezed harder. “Messing with you.”

You can barely process what he said before he bucks his hips up against you, bouncing you up and down. You scream out in laughter, planting your hands to his chest. His own laughter mixes with yours, his thighs continuing to bounce you like you’re a rider on a horse.

“Okay, okay!” You manage between giggles. “I get it!”

“Don’t,” bounce “think,” bounce “you,” bounce “do.” He grins as he stops bouncing, sitting up to wrap his arms around you, pulling you flush to his chest as you both flop back down.

“You’re so bad,” you giggle, running your hands over his chest. Osamu chuckles, planting a kiss to your head.

“What can I say,” he sighs dreamily. “I'm a man of poetic genius.”

"If that's what you want to call it."

Immediately, hands dart under your arms to tickle you viciously, smirking as you shriek and clamp your hands to your sides and laughter pours out of your lips.

It truly was his favorite sound.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Band AU: Hazbin Hotel

Because there's always a band AU.

-666 News Broadcast Theme Plays through the dive bar cafe from the small, flickering TV in the corner-

Katie Killjoy: Breaking News in the Pop industry today! Our sunshine and rainbows, Mandy Moore wannabe, and Princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar, has come out with a new music video to help promote a brand new album that appears to have been conjured up seemingly overnight.

Angel: Hey, Vagina! (Elbows Vaggie) Ain't that your girl crush from the open band night down at Husk's Casino two months ago?

Vaggie: (chokes on her coffee) What?! Turn it up, Jackass!

Angel: (steals the remote from across the bartop and turns up the TV)

Tom Trench: And, boy howdy, this makeover is on par with most Disney child stars diving off the deep end!

Katie Killjoy: (spears a pen through Tom's hand) No one gives a shit Tom.

Tom Trench: MY HAND!!!

Katie Killjoy: Spectators and fans of our usually diabetically sweet princess feel that this sudden shift is caused by her breakup with Seviathan Von Eldritch just last month, ending the royal arranged engagement, after he mentioned how she refused to "put out" before marriage in an interview with Hell's High Class Weekly.

Vaggie: (bristles) The douchebag....

Katie Killjoy: Let's watch as our lovely princess makes her breakdown public.

-Screen shifts to Charlie holding a mic in one hand while picking a guitar in another, wearing 2000's Avril Lavigne glam rock attire (hot pink, baggy cargo pants, black leather studded belt, rainbow converse, black leather wrist bands, grey tank top with two black goats faced just the right way so their curved horns make a heart and tied together with a rainbow knot, and a black and red stripped tie) Razzle and Dazzle are playing drums and bass-

Charlie: Don't you know that IIIIIIIII- (flips off the camera and sticks out her tongue while mouthing "Fuck you, Seviathan" as the song reaches its climax) I don't give a daaaaaaaamn about you!!! I won't give it up, not for you!!! I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that!

Vaggie: Whoa! (Big smiles like when Adam got stabbed) Get it, Charlie!

Katie Killjoy: (as the screen returns to normal) Other songs on the album include "Behind These Crimson Eyes", "The Dick Who Blocked His Own Shot", "Smack a Bitch", "Since U Been Gone", and the gay community's rabid favorite "Dear Vaggie"-

Angel: (sucking down his third popsicle for breakfast) What now?

Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Katie Killjoy: -The obviously plagiarized parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato has unsubtle lesbian and bisexual overtones that specifically mentions Vaggie "the Steel Vagina". The lead singer and guitarist of the Power/Grunge Metal band, Fallen Angels

Angel: (wheezes as he laughs breathlessly and falls off his stool)

Vaggie: (steaming) Angel!!! ¡Eres un chupapollas, hijo de puta! Why would you tell the news that was my name?!

Angel: (ugly walrus gasps and giggles) Because it's better than I ever dreamed!!!!

Katie Killjoy: Fans of both artists are absolutely frothing at the mouth to see what Vaggie's response will be.

Tom Trench: Frothing at the mouth and other orifices, if you catch my drift. (Gets a pen slammed into his balls) GaaAhaHaaaaHaha!

Katie Killjoy: More on this story tonight at eleven.

Vaggie:

Angel: Soooooo~ Whatcha wanna doooooo~?

Vaggie: We're going to Tune Town, getting a copy of that album-

Angel: Ooooooooh-hohohoooooh~ I can visit dat nice glory hole they got there.

Vaggie: -THEN!!! We are going back to the apartment and making a response single.

Angel: Do you know what you even want to put in it?

Vaggie: (slipping on her jacket) I'll figure it out after listening to the album!

[tj-crochets]

I'll be making the pink and purple walrus! A kid in my neighborhood claimed this one

So I want to make a quick plushie or two before I work on another quilt, and there's a new CholyKnight walrus pattern I want to make, but I don't have enough of a medium brown in the right fabric, so my color options are dark brown with medium brown muzzle or medium green with slightly darker green muzzle (the muzzle fabrics are a different texture and I only have a few colors of it) Wait I could make a pink walrus? I forgot I have that too, so the options are dark brown, green, or pink. Or I could do light purple with a pink muzzle? Wait should I make a pastel pink and purple walrus and give it fairy wings?

[bethdehart]

Fog Commission for @miraphoenix!

Character uses she/they pronouns. Butch walruses make the world a better place!!

[ID: A half-body illustration of a fat anthropomorphic walrus. They have brown fur with darker spots and short dark hair. They have pink top surgery scars, and light blue tattoo designs on their arms, face, and tail. They have a necklace with an anchor charm, and they are wearing green overalls. Their eyes are brown. They have prominent white tusks and long whiskers.]

[justdrawlynn11]

Details in my dress drawings:

Jack is wearing the homeless man jacket from Gang Beasts, Dazzle’s dress base is the same color that I used for their past human design’s dress.

Does Moon just have a skirt on or is it a dress with his sweater over it, we shall never know, but what we do know is that at the very least Sun, Moon, and (likely) Jack can’t take off their pants and slippers, you can only see it with Moon and Jack because Sun’s dress is too big.

Lunar on the other hand can change his clothes, so some parts of his outfit can just be plain and simple. There’s a Buffy the Divine Walrus color inspiration for the beanbag and Spigot!

With Sun and Earth, Sun’s dress was a reference to when Moon wanted to make Sun wear a pretty princess dress for loosing a Minecraft parkour race, Earth’s dress are lighter shades of pink while her camera is similar to the hot pink found on Barbie themed objects.

And I added a lil photo of Solar onto the table.

[ipatrichor]

dead boy detectives agency episode two thoughts

why does the cat king serve so much cunt. girl who asked. AND THEN HE TRANSFORMS INTO AN EVEN CUNTIER OUTFIT. WHAT ARE U DOING HERE?? WHO ASKED????

girl why does edwin keep having homosexual flashbacks of the cat king. that's so funny. *gets flirted with by the cat king* hope this doesn't awaken something in me <- edwin rn

idk how i feel about him tbh. like on the one hand it really skeeves me out when someone flirts with a person, registers they're not interested, and keeps pushing anyway, but on the other hand i appreciate the cat king backing off & providing an alternate solution when edwin is clearly uncomfortable with being openly propositioned. he'll still hit on people who Do Not Want to be hit on but he does not coerce sex!! so. yknow. at least there's that?

NIKO MY BELOVED NIKO she's so funny and endearing. i love that she can see the guys now, it seems like she'll be sticking around/part of the gang which i'm very happy for!!! also it seems the pink lights were not in fact lesbianism. sad! oh well the episode was fun and the pixies were done so creatively plus they're funny

crystal putting herself at risk like that.... my girl. i do think what she said to charles about only saying it to trick the sprites wasn't necessarily Untrue in that she was saying it to them For that reason, but i also think it's something she's really feeling. that was too genuine and too quick to have been pulled from nowhere, especially with the context of her earlier conversation with niko. i don't think she really believes that she has nothing and no one, but i think she's afraid she has nothing and no one and that's what she pulled on for that trick.

i noticed something earlier in the episode that made me smile. so edwin was talking about detective work and getting a little smug and bitchy in a fun way, and charles was just watching him with this smile on his face- it made me very happy! they're friends and charles likes when edwin prattles on about something, instead of putting up with him or something stupid. idk i just like their dynamic and how real it feels that they care about each other

also it sure has been established that charles makes impulsive decisions without thinking the consequences through. im sure that's fine and will never come up again 👍

the magic shop was fun! love that this man establishes that he uses to be a walrus and now isn't anymore bc of Backstory and the boys simply cannot gaf. they have shit going on man they don't have time for the kind of backstory lore they probably hear all the time given they run in supernatural circles

esther... what can i say about esther. um she scares me 👍 the scene at the end where it's implied she's dismembering her crow? gross! like well done don't get me wrong the sound design made me deeply uncomfortable, but gross

also she is right that monty has a very cute face. i would not trust that man but he does have the face of a highschool freshman i would give directions to the library or encourage during rehearsal. absolutely diabolical to hinge your evil plan on a face that cute!

what else... i really like the dynamic between the four of them. i think niko is a nice addition to help balance things out so it's not all crystal & edwin sniping at each other while charles tries to mediate- which is fun don't get me wrong and i don't want the bickering to go away, but niko opens up a lot more possibilities and i look forward to seeing how her addition affects the group dynamic. or she stays a minor character they helped out and im wrong about the ending implying she joins the group LOL but we'll see! hope she stays an important character i love her, just maybe with fewer threats to her life please haha

as for a favorite character... it's so hard to pick everyone is delightful especially the main few, but if i Had to narrow it down... charles or niko? UGH but i love crystal and edwin too 😭 girl this is impossible they're all so compelling

i don't think there have been any characters i particularly dislike, actually. the little girl with the jellyfish was a bit off-putting for some reason (something about the way she talked? idk man she just threw me off a little no idea why) and the cat king is on thin fucking ice depending on how he deals with rejection (my aro ass Cannot take people acting like they're entitled to someone's affection. he backed down on the sex thing so he's fine for now but i have my goddamn eyes on him)

OH WAIT CRYSTAL'S DEMON EX. nevermind fuck crystal's demon ex all my homies hate crystal's demon ex. girl imagine getting so upset about being dumped that you Steal Your Ex's Memories. could Not be me that's such a pathetic attempt to stay relevant in her life 😭

ANYWAY im having a good time!! i really enjoy this show haha, im excited to see where it goes from here. charles not having an afterlife assignment bc he never crossed over is really interesting, i'd love to learn more about his & edwin's pasts and how they ended up detective-ing together

[jaynovz]

[id: two images side by side. The first is a photo of an air plant in a walrus planter held up by a hand, with various other plants in the background. The second is a multimedia digital portrait of Hal Gates from Black Sails dressed in 1970s Flower Power style clothing. He is depicted with luscious golden locks spilling over a yellow-pink-orange flower power patterned headband. He's also wearing a multicolor flower power patterned vee neck shirt, and a bright yellow flower necklace. The shirt pattern, headband pattern, and necklace are all semi-transparent stock images melded with the digital illustration. The background is a semi-transparent stock image of lush monstera leaves. /end id] --

Soooo @somfte got a brand new Specimen and well. I mean, you see what happened. I got inspired and I had to draw Him. ✨✨✨

[astral-cataclysm]

a Hat in Time: No Time to Die

This is an old "rewrite" I did of the Hat Kid steals the declaration of independence mod's story. It's a bit long, a bit rough, I never fully finished it, but I'm putting it out here anyway.

In nTtD, Hat and Bow are a form of time agents, called Horologists, cleaning up rifts across space. The story starts with the time duo in a collapsing time rift, Bow slips and falls, barely clinging on, while Hat exits the rift, closing it behind her, leaving Bow inside. Hat Kid wakes up in her bed, looking out at Bow's empty bed.

Exploring the ship, Hat would find Bow in the main room of the ship, looking at the screens, and says that The Captain (not walrus captain, a different new captain that’s the same species as the kids) has more rifts they need to close. Bow has pink eyes instead of purple.

On their way to the rift, they're intercepted by other ships belonging to the same organization as the Captain. Hat Kid is told she's under arrest for the breaking of time pieces as well as the destruction of other Horologists' ships. Bow is believed to have brought in Hat Kid, while Hat is taken to a cell. Neither of the girls seem pleased with this.

[insert cool stealth section here]

After breaking out of her cell, and the prison, without being detected by the guards, Hat Kid would find out that there were numerous reports of a ship identical to hers was seen creating time rifts, destroying other ships, collecting parts, and seemingly traveling through the rifts it created. Obviously, Hat Kid has to find out who this faker is and clear her name!

Hat Kid steals one of the guards' ships and heads off to find one of these rifts. Entering a rift looking for answers, she finds none. Inside the time rift seems strange, but not in an obvious way. At least not until she sees another person inside, with a distorted glowing pattern flowing across her body almost akin to an animated inkblot test.

The other figure jumps away to... Hat Kid's ship? She'd recognize it anywhere, and can tell almost instantly it isn't the same! It's construction is reversed, and bits of it seem to have the glowing patterns going across it as well. The ship flies off, leaving Hat behind as the rift begins to collapse. As she makes her way out, Hat ponders how she'll be able to catch someone flying around through rifts, rift travel isn't even supposed to be possible!

By now, The Captain has realized that Hat has broken out and multiple Horologists are already surrounding her stolen ship as she emerges from the rift. The other ships begin to arm their blasters as they tell Hat Kid to stand down and come quietly. Just as all hope is lost for the girl, a rift appears.

A large clockwork canon begins to extend from the rift, and in an instant, it decimates most of the ships surrounding Hat Kid, who upon seeing this, flies directly into the rift.

Inside is a massive space station, tons and tons of people are here, all having the same glowing patterns as the one who was in the rift! The other version of her ship is also here! It's the last thing she notices before her stolen ship is promptly shot down.

Crash landing not far from the mirror version of her ship, Hat Kid wants answers, while guards are sent out to investigate the crash, and find the pilot. Hat Kid has to sneak past them all to get to her ship. [insert cool stealth section here]

Once on the mirror ship, sure enough, there’s someone on there, seeming to be about to offload some stolen parts from a Horologist ship. Hat confronts, or more accurately, threatens them, with her umbrella. To her surprise, it’s not a mirror universe version of her, it’s just some boy with weird patterns on his face, on top of the strange glowing patterns already shifting across his body.

“It’s you!” He dashes for the ship’s main control panel, Hat runs after him but is unable to stop him from broadcasting, “HAT KID IS HERE, I REPEAT, HAT KID IS HERE!”

The whole station is on high alert now. He turns to Hat Kid and says that she caused this and to just leave them alone until their plan is finished. She has no plans to do so. The two do battle and the winner is obvious. [insert super cool awesome boss fight with the timmy here] He dies. Probably. (In the original mod, Hat Kid kills all the shapeshifters, but that feels fucked up and out of character, even for her. Maybe it’s a player choice, I dunno, for the sake of this write-out, let’s assume Hat Kid would take another person’s life without mercy.)

Hat Kid heads to the main tower of the station and begins her ascent of the station, blowing shit up with no real goal in mind. There’d be enemies that vary in appearance, but all have those same glowing patterns. Once Hat reaches what can be presumed to be the core of the rift station, a very important looking Time Rift, she rushes in to immediately destroy it, but is stopped.

“I can’t let you do this, Hat Kid. You don’t even know what any of this is! Let me explain it to you, before you do anything else. Please, for your best friend.”

Cut back to the other Bow Kid, a bit in the past, who is being reprimanded, being the one believed to have let Hat out of her cell. She assures them that Hat’s never been one to stay put for long, always leaving her in the dust. She promises to find Hat Kid, fix her mistakes and get to the bottom of all of this. The Captain doesn’t want to give her the chance to mess it up again, and is just going to send everyone else instead.

Bow, although a bit more patient than Hat Kid, wasn’t one to wait around either, so she decides to set off to find her BFF. Due to Hat Kid’s chaos inside the Rift Station, it begins creating rifts all over the place, making it easy for the Horologists to find it and begin invading. Bow Kid has to sneak past them and make it inside the station. [insert cool stealth section here] She goes a different direction than Hat Kid. She runs into a glowy Mustache Girl. “Wh- it’s you! You’re from the same timeline as her, but you aren’t her-” Bow draws her umbrella at the girl. “You aren’t taking this from us!” the Mu says

[insert boss battle here]

After beating her, Bow presses her for answers.

Back to Hat Kid.

“Us, all of us here, we’re all Rift Walkers. People who got closed in a time rift. It was thought to be death, but it was actually something else entirely. It’s almost like a drip pan, catching those like us, who fall from any and every timeline, collecting us all in one place. They were scattered and lost before I ended up here, two years ago. You remember, don’t you? It was your fault, after all.

Regardless, we’re building a machine, a machine to give us our lives back. Rift Walkers, they’re stuck here, but this machine, it’ll let us all out, back into our timeline. Progress was slow at first, but we’re almost done, and with your help, we can finalize the machine, and make a stable bridge between rift space and normal space.

What’dya say, BFF? Will you break time with me?”

I never finished this, but there were intentions to write a split ending. You’d be prompted to select yes or no

Picking yes prompts the Other Bow to burst in, reprimanding you, reiterating how this will almost definitely kill everyone ever if it goes off. She can’t let you do this. Other Bow tries to attack Time Bow but you have to stop her. Something something cool boss fight. You finish the machine, break time, use your imagination

Picking no prompts you to fight Time Bow instead while playing as the Other Bow, stopping time from breaking and keeping everyone safe and sound and also killing every single Rift Walker in the process because you break their machine keeping the entire station up. Your relationship with Hat Kid is ruined, but she’s a time criminal anyway. She’s sent to a secure box that no one will ever see again, and you get a new hat kid, a new BFF, one with pink eyes.