#pink bimbo academy

[virgo-barbie]

what are everyone’s thoughts on the pink bimbo academy? they were the first resource i found when i got into bimbofication but i’m seeing now that maybe they aren’t a good source at all! just curious, what are your thoughts? if you have any left that is 🤭

[understandingbimbos]

So. There's a few things I need to address. My documentation and study of bimbos began as a personal project. I only started a blog because I was putting a ridiculous amount of work and thought into this and figured it should be shared (and still, there's SO much I haven't shared yet...). And that's part of why this blog isn't so well managed, not consistent, and very informal. I write every post with the assumption whoever reading will have some familiarity with the fetish and that was kind of a mistake when dealing with subject matter as delicate as this and if I want to be able to attract literally any other audience. But the blog is here now so its kind of a moot point. I won't be rewriting posts. I want to kill myself every day, its astonishing I can write anything. Anyway, recently I discovered an adult performer named Celestina Blooms, in particular, this video:

We share a lot of the same thoughts. And her criticisms of BimboTok are a lot better articulated. Here are some of things she's said that stood out to me (paraphrased):

"As an actual political movement, the Gen Z bimbo isn't actually very helpful beyond being satire because there are contradictions."

"It makes no sense to be expected to have every single decision in your life, in every area of your life, be a form of activism."

"If you don't spend enough time watching all their videos to completely get the point it looks like they're satirizing the ideologies they're preaching."

"They're kind of taking this thing and being like 'Hey! This thing is leftist because I'm leftist and I said so!' when the thing is still something very tied to a lot of systems of oppression."

"I think there's an issue with saying that being feminine is feminist."

"Because there are so many minors on TikTok they'll come across this trend and see the cute aesthetic and cute clothes, and for good measure, the ideologies a lot of them agree with and be like 'Fuck yes! Sign me up!' and before you know it they're dressing like a bimbo, calling themselves a 'bimbo', and all this stuff while not even being aware of this whole other world of bimbofication as a fetish and unknowingly calling attention to themselves."

She also brings up Pink Bimbo Academy in this video (not by name, and if you somehow see this Celestina, sorry for blowing up your spot!). I bring this up because PBA actually reached out to me like two weeks ago. We had an extremely brief conversation. He lost all interest as soon as he realized my blog isn't primarily about real life bimbos and, like Celestina, I don't believe bimbos are really a real life thing. This is the reason for my last text post (now pinned).

Up until this point I didn't realize Pink Bimbo Academy was a guy, or extremely weird. He's one of those bimbo enthusiasts that genuinely believes every woman should be a bimbo, unless they're trans that is, because according to him a bimbo can't have a penis or possess any "masculine" qualities. He seems to view bimbofication less as a fetish and more of a means to an end. To him, bimbos are the peak of femininity and bimbofication only helps women to become more of who they're "biologically" meant to be. He has entire rants against feminism up on his website and aspires to create an actual real-life bimbo finishing school, like he's a super villain or some shit, like the antagonist of every school-set bimbofication story come to life. And unfortunately, he's basically the resource for bimbofication online. I have to assume not everyone that follows his guides reads all his posts and FAQ but its more than disappointing to have a transphobe be one of the main vanguards of this fetish today.

Anyway, I can't recommend Celestina's video enough. Its a bit long but all worth watching and has made the prospect of writing this book exciting again. I would suggest this video of hers too:

Post-script: After over an hour of writing all of this I realized I actually did something extremely stupid here. Celestina follows me on here, possibly one of the first people to follow me. I kept wondering why one of her icons looked so familiar and it took me until literally just now to figure it out. I hope she doesn't mind the plug, because you all should follow her too!

@celestinablooms Twitter Instagram

[fakeboyacademy]

Fakeboy Academy SLUT TRACKS

So your Owner has enrolled you in Fakeboy Academy, congrats! We have the best cum-riculum to put you on the track to becoming the best, girly fuckslut you were always meant to be.

Your Owner has the option to enroll you in any of your SLUT TRACKS to mold you into their personalized, perfect fuckdoll. Our SLUT TRACKS each offer their unique and wide range of cum-riculum!

BRAINDEAD BIMBO

Bimbos are taught to get as much plastic surgery as possible until they don't look human anymore.

Bimbos are graded based on how much CCs are in their tits.

All their classes play dumbification hypno files in the background

Their uniform is PINK SLUTWEAR: their nipples or engorged clitties must be exposed or they will face punishment

HUCOW HEFFER

Heffers are trained to be horny breeders, always to be pregnant.

Mandatory 2 hrs of breast pumping a day.

Estrogen supplements are put into all their food which will make their fat udders bulge and lactate.

Their uniform is COWPRINT bikinis: horns mandatory

CAMGIRL CUNT

Freeuse girls trained to always be in front of a camera, showing off their needy holes.

Holes are trained to be always wet and stretched. Mandatory dildo riding and sucking classes.

Their dorms and classes have a livestream going on 24/7 that is streaming them to the perviest of pornsites.

Their uniform is PORNWEAR: bright porn colors, collars, microbikinis, etc.

DITZY DRONE

Drones have no identity of their own, they are assimilated into our Fakeboy Alumnive-Mind where they become freeuse dolls or pimped out to an Owner.

24/7 hypno files for complete identity erasure

Their uniform is LATEX SUITS: as fakeboys progress, they put on more latex wear until they are in a hood.

MAGA MAID

Maids are taught to be the perfect housewives for their conservative husband/wife.

Mandatory house training: girls must learn to do housework naked and in heels.

24/7 Obedience hypno files play for these girls

Their uniform is 50S HOUSEWEAR...or whatever their Owner provides.

Sign a Fakeboy up for a SLUT TRACK today!

[st0nesnglitter]

Woke up with thoughts and morning wood

Coriolanus’ sexual awakening + his road to his perfect partner lol

(This is so far from canon lmaoo, leave me alone) But this is just Coryo being an ass and a douche and hot :)

Okay so we know he is controlling as fuck. And on this path of finding something, someone, to control in an intimate way he’s been a little all over the place.

He lost his virginity in the most common way ever in the Capitol. He’d been chatting, flirting, with a girl at the Academy and then at/after a party they got in bed together. Both virgins. And since he didn’t know what feelings or sensations to expect he was very much not in the kind of control he wanted to be. It was quick and not that good, and during the girl had “used” his compromised state and kissed him, held his hand and other perverse things.

They did not work out.

And he ruled out girls from his class for a while. That led him to the bimbos at an all-girls school a couple blocks away. And, wow, they were dumb. Perfect for him to manipulate and trick.

He definitely used the line “I’m too big for condoms” a few times. And once or twice, if the girl was smart enough to question about pregnancy, he’d said that he could just put it in her ass. What a gentleman <3

This one girl, Bunny, he tricked into thinking sex was just blowjobs. And that’s not the worst thing. He’d stop by her apartment as her mom was out at the salon, her dad at his academic work, leaving their dear Bunny opening the doors to Snow. She’d offer a snack and some tea, as a proper lady does, before taking him to her room and get down on her knees for him on her fluffy, pink carpet.

He’d alternate between letting her blow him or using her pretty, pink pigtails to fuck her mouth. Once he even got her to deepthroat him, but she complained that it hurt so he didn’t make her do it again. He is not some kind of monster…

But he did tell poor, vain Bunny that cum is great for the complexion, which led to her begging for a facial every time. He did feel kind of bad, until he was shooting his load. She’d smile so happily and look at him with the biggest, most hopeful doe eyes.

However, these girls did not really work out in the long run. When he wasn’t occupying their mouth the most idiotic things would fly out of them, and he could feel himself getting dumber through osmosis. Plus he’d kind of gotten around at that school and didn’t want those girls to puzzle together that. Fat chance, but he wanted to be on the safe side.

During the summer Plurbius’ club was his best shot to get his dick wet. He got there, got a drink and just had to wait before someone closed in on him. If they were pretty he’d take them to a bathroom. He figured out a few neat tricks from those nights. His favorite is that if you give a pretty guys hair a nice tug he usually turns into a slut.

A particular night he got invited home by a guy, and since Coriolanus’ mind was racing with things to bend him over he was thankful to get somewhere with more flat surfaces. They got to his apartment, Coryo sat down in his red couch as the guy went to fetch him a drink. Just as Coriolanus’ dick had made a nice tent in his slacks from the promising night ahead of him the other guys girlfriend walked in. Shit, shit, shit. As Coryo was debating between talking his way out of this or bolting, the boyfriend nudged her toward him. Long story short, making out is much more fun when the guys girlfriend is blowing you during.

But Coriolanus found his way back to Academy sluts that term. Letting his voice drip of sex as he invited them to a “study session” was always a fun way to make someone blush. People threw themselves at him and his blonde curls. Here’s when he found his exact type, however.

The ones that didn’t give in to him. Who actually wanted to study, who matched his wit, who made him work hard for it.

Sure, he could just point to his dick and ten people would line up, but when he was actively trying to charm someone and they just shot him a playful look? Gawd.

His very favorite is when he finally got them. Smart, collected, proper. And he could just ruin them. Make them a total slut. And a dumb one. His pants practically bursts as he thought of making someone who’s supposed to be so smart, a debate champion into a babbling bimbo. Corrupting their strong minds with just him, him, him. Pushing his dick in, forcing all the knowledge out.

🤍🩷🤍

I’m so weird lol

[shedontusejelly2]

If you have not read The Chic Diet I HIGHLY recommend you read it! I will link the free pdf download it is basically the ed Sharen bible I love reading it so much I’m gonna spend the $13 and get the hard copy as a book for my coffee table which I have never had books there in my life but it’s not to late to start and with that book there will also be the Pink Bimbo Academy book and I’m not sure what else but that book is gold it’s a literal god sent for us a bible a step by step how to live for us and I’ve never related so well to a book other than PBA training book. Anyways here’s the link

[bimbotoysforme]

Jessica had finally realised her true destiny! Checking into the bimbo training academy for the complete treatment. Make me the perfect pink bimbo 🩷🩷🩷

[understandingbimbos]

Not sure how to tag this but I wanted to capture and compile some (most) of the transphobia found in Pink Bimbo Academy's FAQ for posterity. There's also some to be found in his tweets and blogposts.

[understandingbimbos]

In case there was any confusion...

This blog is not about IRL bimbos or IRL bimbofication. I guess its easy to not realize that if you don't read my posts (and, ironically, I'm relying on people to read this post to realize that...) because I do post pictures of IRL bimbos and talk about this fetish as a whole but...

The truth is, in reality... I actually barely support IRL bimbofication. The transformation itself is hot but I'm not into the BDSM type relationship or the values usually associated with it. Not to mention, if you haven't noticed by now, the push for women to constantly "go bigger" and continuously put themselves in harm's way in IRL bimbo communities... makes me upset, to say the least.

"So what is this blog about?"

Bimbofication and "bimbo" as character, as archetype and cultural figure. In my discussions about what a bimbo is and isn't I'm referring to a fictional character. The bimbo as seen in fetish artwork, media, and erotica. Not real life people (unless stated otherwise).

For example, Pink Bimbo Academy doesn't believe bimbos need to be dumb, which makes sense if you're talking about real life three-dimensional people. I believe bimbos need to be dumb in SOME way because, to me, bimbos don't exist in the real world. There are RL women who possess many of the qualities I associate with bimbdom but they're almost never the type that would self-ID as "bimbo". It's sort of like "camp," once you've named it you've killed it.

It's important to keep in mind that despite the overlap, this is really almost three separate fetishes:

Bimbofication as BDSM - Focus is submission. Can include hypnosis.

Bimbofication as a MC/Transformation fetish - Focus is transformation. Includes writing, art, captions.

Bimbos as Bimbos - Focus is on appearance and not much else. Could mean they love plastic surgery, young blonde women with big tits, or just big tits.

The most overlap is between 1 and 3, while my basis is 2. If your basis is 1 or 3 (or 1 and 3) but you're able to find value in my blog and the things I say, thank you, I appreciate that a lot, just please try to remember my basis is 2.

[understandingbimbos]

no offense intended to anyone (im about to say something at least mildly offensive) but i saw a really bad post about "bimbos of color" that one of my followers on here reblogged. not only did the women not look like bimbos but one of the images was even very obviously AI generated.

its kind of been bothering me, especially since i've been planning a bimbo diversity post for a while now, though mine was more about the importance of personal expression. i want to make a point that all bimbos don't need to look the same. a lot of bimbo blogs on here and in general bimbo spaces online just stick to one look and i hate that women might see that and think they genuinely need to sacrifice their individuality to be a bimbo. and i realize you may be thinking "they do, that's the point of being a bimbo", i understand that and some women may just want to sacrifice their individuality and be a carbon copy of a carbon copy, but i disagree. i believe there's room for fat bimbos, flat bimbos, natural bimbos, punk bimbos,, etcetera etcetera. the problem is

finding examples

figuring out the common "bimbo tells" -- how do all these women look "bimbo" when they all look different?

because i don't much about makeup, photoshop, facetune, or... anything in regards to beauty and physical appearance. i even looked through Pink Bimbo Academy's blog to see if I could get some sort of idea (i really admire what they do, btw) but maybe i'm tackling this all from the wrong angle and Limerick's tool box theory (it wasn't even Limerick's, hell, I'd came up with the same idea earlier) is the one to utilize in this instance. all these different women don't look like bimbos because they look alike... but because they look like bimbos.

my old notes explain it better:

i think another reason why the idea of bimbo diversity has been weighing down on me so much lately because of Ashten, Ashten and everybody. i would just like to emphasize once again that copious amounts of extremely dangerous surgery isn't the only way.

im posting this as an example but i don't even know how dangerous lip fillers/injections are... go figure. anyway, expect a post maybe later tonight. im not sure if itll be writing or just pictures at this point or what. and there may be drawings instead of just IRL examples bc im sure they exist but examples of fat bimbos have been extremely hard to find... maybe i'll make two posts.

[thenewbimbotrainingacademy]

Pink is the color of the day at the Bimbo Training Academy.

[thenewbimbotrainingacademy]

Pink is the color of the day at the Bimbo Training Academy.

[ddejavvu]

I was thinking about either bimbo!reader with professor!spencer reid or hotch teaching at the fbi academy but still with bimbo!reader,,, either way the bimbofication is strong in my mind rn 😭

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

@sunflowermotel our dms are a constant source of inspiration for me thank you for being my muse <33

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"75," You hum thoughtfully, reading the red ink off of the top of the student's essay, "That's not too bad."

"Above average, but they turned it in late." Spencer informs you, not glancing up from where he's grading another paper, "Maybe a little smile?"

You nod eagerly, the sparkly pink pen in your hand dispelling glittering ink. You don't curve the smile up too far, hoping that it will encourage the student to turn in their next paper on time, if only to get one of Mrs. Y/N Reid's Super Duper Special Smiley Faces on their paper.

The next student is one of your favorites. Her name is Andrea, and she's always happy to sit and chat with you after class. She shows you pictures of her cat, pudge, and she promises to bring him in to see you on the last day of class.

Spencer has marked her paper with a 95, and it curves your brow into a frown.

"Spence," You tug gently at the sleeve of his blazer, "Why'd you take points off?"

"She didn't quite prove her point in the fourth paragraph," Spencer recalls, a sympathetic smile on his face, "But she did a fantastic job otherwise."

"Lemme see," You mumble, squinting hard at the paragraph Spencer mentioned. The words in front of you seem like an excellent claim, and you flip back to the first page with a huff.

"Yes she did," You insist, reaching for your pen, "She convinced me."

Spencer watches with a fond smile as you scribble out his mark, writing a shiny '100' above it, then a Super Duper Special Smiley Face, "You've gotta stop giving my students extra points, they're never gonna learn."

"She deserves 'em," You lament, adding a '+2' as an afterthought, then scrawling out, "Your cat is really cute!" <3

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

➳ macaroni encheese profile!

art done by @shimmeryspark​!

Macaroni Encheese—

Macaroni Encheese is a third-year student in Heartslabyul. They’re shallow, cheerful, and relatively easygoing. Despite their happy-go-lucky attitude, they have an incredibly selfish streak when it comes to romantic love.

“Is this about Schoenheit? No? Then I’ve lost interest.”

Appearance—

Macaroni has wavy, shoulder length black hair. They have black eyes with heart accents.

They typically wear the standard Heartslabyul uniform. When out of uniform though, they can be seen in a white button-down with the first button undone, short overalls, and a black choker. 

Personality—

Simple-minded and perky, Macaroni is the perfect example of a bimbo. With nothing but hot people, yummy junk food, and true love on their mind, they’re easy to approach but hard to entertain for long periods of time.

Deeply enamored with the Pomefiore dorm leader, they’ll stop at nothing to gain his attention. While Vil doesn’t seem to mind their antics, he’s adamant that their one true love isn’t him and gently attempts to steer towards someone else. Macaroni still has yet to take the hint.

Background—

Macaroni insists that they’re your average Night Raven College Student. They have loving parents and a younger sister they dote on. They seem unwilling to divulge any further information about their family and when talk of the Royal Sword Academy arises, Macaroni has a habit of removing themself as quickly as possible.

Macaroni is actually Neige Leblanche’s older cousin. The two were recently reunited, but the third-year remains cold to Neige’s attempts to connect with them. The reason for doing so is because Macaroni is aware of Vil’s rivalry with Neige and tries not to associate with Neige so that Vil won’t think differently of them.

Unique Magic—

Macaroni’s unique magic is called “Lovezone Circus”. Macaroni creates a magical barrier in the appearance of a circus and can absorb any magical attacks aimed at it. Lovezone Circus cannot absorb magic that is stronger than Macaroni’s. Only those who are in love, whether they are aware of it or not, are the only ones who can enter the circus.

Technical Information—

Japanese: マカロニ・エンチーズ

Romaji: Makaroni Enchizu

Other Name(s):

Clownfish (Floyd)

Child of cheese (Malleus)

Biographical Information—

Gender: N/A (they/them)

Age: 18 

Birthday: 06/18

Star sign: Gemini

Height: 154 cm (~5’1”)

Eye color: Black

Hair color: Black

Homeland: Land of Pyroxene

Family: Parents, younger sister

Professional Status—

Dorm: Heartslabyul

School Year: Third

Class: 3-D, student no. 7

Occupation: Student

Club: N/A

Best Subject: N/A

Fun facts—

Dominant hand: Right

Favorite food: Cheesy pasta

Least favorite food: Celery

Dislikes: Being misgendered

Hobby: Messing around on their phone

Talent: Keysmashing

Trivia—

Macaroni is twisted from macaroni and cheese. Their symbol on the coffin is a jester’s hat, in reference to their unique magic.

Macaroni owns a plethora of clown themed merchandise. They own a pair of clown shoes that Vil gifted to them for their birthday, a hot pink clown car with an enigmatic provenance, and a disgusting number of clown outfits. 

Macaroni was originally supposed to be an RSA student, but upon finding out that Vil had been accepted into NRC, they swapped schools.

They have a marriage pact with Cater until they’re 33. Macaroni doesn’t take it seriously. On the other hand, Cater seems to handle it with much more weight.

Relationships—

Cater: Best friends and holds a marriage pact together. Doesn’t recognize Cater’s feelings. From the same hometown.

Jack: From the same hometown.

Vil: One-sided infatuation towards Vil. From the same hometown.

Malleus: Begrudging friends. Classmates.

Trein: From the same hometown.

Vargas: From the same hometown.

[undersfloony]

Hi!

I want to introduce myself!

• I'm 17y! I was born the 27 of January ✩

• I'm afab, my pronouns are she/her/they/them! ✩

• My username MagicalUnders comes from my passion for magical girls and shoujos.

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Favorites games! ✩

• Sally fac

• Undertale and it's au's

• Genshin Impact!

• Sky children of the light ✩

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Favorites Shows/Anime/Books! ✩

• School bus graveyard

• Soul eater

• Sakura card captor

• Jibaku Shounen Hanako kun!

• Pandora Hearts

• Camp camp

• HunterxHunter

• Teen Titans

• Dragon's prince

• How to train your dragons

• Star Butterfly

• Steven Universe

• Gravity Falls

• Umbrella Academy

• Ghibli Movies

• Warrior Cats

• Beyond the Cloud

Things i love ! ✩

• My boyfriend ♡

Things i like! ✩

• my bsf !

• Dragons

• Sanrio

• Xtale

• Fantastical

• Galactic

• Fanarts

• fanfics

• Ocs

• Psychology

• Music

• Oniric universe

• Magical girls

• Pink! All shades of it

• Petshops!

• Squish Meez

• Grunge clothes

• Kawaicore clothes

• Classic/chic clothes

• Bimbo clothes

• paper craft!

• fimo

• making all form of arts

-> drawings, writing ect

• french protests

• Pancakes, brownies, crepes

• Eggs, noodles in boxes, sugary soy sauce, gud expensive raw meat,

• Jewelries

• Shipping every close characters bc i rarely had healthy friendships

• Still love my rare friends

• Doodling

• Talking about favorites things

Things i dislike! ✩

• Some textures

• men /hj the only man i love is my bf

• Internet in some ways

• School

• crumbs in the bed

• Summer in France

• sticky things

• Autism Speaks ( if yk uk)

• F u TikTok

• Instagram not letting me send death threats to bad people

• Colors that don't harmonize

• social clues

✩ I'll add things later! ✩

[playfultrixie]

I want to be turned into her, bouncing along!