#pining and pizza

[bobbinalong]

freaks

[merciful-soup]

DAY 15 - PIZZA TIME!! I slept through yesterday, if yall are lucky I'll post day 16 tonight! UNUSED SKETCH UNDER THE CUT!

He doesn't know .

[arttsuka]

What if you draw waddles dressed up in Dipper's lamb costume?

Or

McGucket and Grunkle Stan eating pizza together

Or both?

Ty

No not the lamb costume

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

There's just something about them that makes me happy

Love it when my media gives me a guy, and then gives me that guy again! Peak design!

[tazmiilly]

[catsarev3ryc00l]

I drew Marco from Pine Point insomniac!!!!! I've been OBSESSED with pine point recently:3

[villowstar]

my exerts of a doodle page with @cassio-art

and bill gets bullied by triangles named steve.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

My younger sibling's voice hc for Peppino being Stanley Pines is honestly the best thing ever

[dingo-doodles]

[skykid-nadir]

If I had a nickel for every indie game dev who made the player canonically genderqueer to explain why their gender expression varies from player to player, I'd have three nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's super cool that it's happened thrice!

[of-pale]

Normal people: Man, their sin devil triggers are so cool

Me: Yes, but have you considered…

[kimbolimbo0428]

Been thinking about this Gravity Falls comic by MoringMark wherein Soos gifts his slice of infinite pizza from the episode "Blendin's Game" to Pizza Guy. It's a very simple yet wholesome comic that I was more than happy to accept as headcanon... uuuuuuuntil I looked back at the official Journal 3 and found this page specifically referencing the idea that Soos is the only one who could eat it and have it regenerate.

However, I think I've found a way to make this comic still work into the canon of the show if people wish: creating my own headcanon fanfiction short story!

This short story acts as a summary of what I believe could've possibly constituted an entire episode of the series. It takes place between "The Stanchurian Candidate" and "The Last Mabelcorn."

So, without further ado, I give you...

"Space-Timed Order"

Soos decides that he no longer wants his Infinity Pizza, saying that he’s had enough pizza to last him a lifetime. Not knowing what else to do with it, as he is the only one with the ability to eat it and have it regenerate forever, he shares his predicament with Dipper. The two talk to Ford in hopes of finding a way to bypass the rule that only Soos can make the Infinity Pizza regenerate. Fascinated by how such a thing was even capable of existing, Ford asked about its origins. Dipper and Soos explained that was the result of a time wish won through Globnar, which reminded Ford of the time he was almost outwitted by operatives of the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron during his time as an interdimensional outlaw. This event seemed to have been something of a blow to his ego. Hoping to show that his intellect was indeed superior to the intricate powers of Time Baby himself, Ford took on the task of analyzing the Infinity Pizza in order to find a way to remove its bond with Soos. Dipper and Ford geek out about the implications and possibilities should he succeed, such as ending world hunger or even applying such infinite regeneration to other resources. However, in attempting to crack the code on the Infinity Pizza, Ford nearly caused a rift in the space-time continuum. Without the help of Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron operatives Lolph and Dundgren, all of timespace might have collapsed. After being brought before Time Baby and narrowly avoiding punishment for their actions, Soos, Dipper, and Ford attempted to convince the time tyrant to break the Soos-only restriction of the Infinity Pizza. Time Baby explained that this was not possible as an openly-accessible gateway to creating infinite matter would ultimately cannibalize the universe itself as matter cannot be created from nothing. The reason that the pizza was able to infinitely regenerate was the result of the Time Anomaly Removal Crew’s seemingly infinite supply of useless contraband being discarded and molecularly reconstituted into pizza at Soos’ fingertips. When Soos asked if they could instead just bond the abilities of the pizza to someone else, Time Baby and his forces obliged on the condition that Ford must never again attempt to counteract the laws of spacetime, to which Ford agreed in a somewhat defeated manner. When faced with the question of who was worthy of the limitless power of the Infinity Pizza, Soos could think of only one person whose hunger for pizza could’ve outweighed his own.

Did I really write all of this to justify a silly comic? Yes, yes I did.

[jellazticious]

All hail small paper squares!

[zerothegoblin]

I be thinkabiur them causse j love them so much❤️

[psidrako3]

Mabel: Grunkle Ford! Your boyfriend's here!

Ford: Boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend, call the police.

Bill: Ex-boyfriend.

Ford: Nevermind I'll get the Sixth-Dimensional Gun.

Bill: Wait noo.

Dipper: Wait we have one of those?

Ford: Yeah, a gift from one of my inter-dimensional allies, He called it, "A Deterrent".

Bill: Yeah no I get the point, I'm just here to say hi. And drop off a pizza that never runs out of slices, however the contents of each slice are randomly changed with each slice pulled.

Ford: what kinds of ingredients does it randomise for?

Bill: Your preferences, silly! I'm on the path of good times for everyone now! Still can't leave Gravity Falls though.

[m0th-gh0st]

height chart (+ some minor alterations to some designs)

(also im not sure how game accurate this is cause i was not refrencing at all)