#pilot husbands

[crowlixcx]

[hellomayu]

krtsk pilots au no one asked for

[smokiedokie]

Pilot of all time

[spookydun]

[luckkythirt33n]

So I started working at the airport and-

Enemies to lovers grump pilot Crowley and bitchy ATC Aziraphale:

“ATC, be advised HellsGate 1235 also on frequency.”

Azi: “Yeah, gosh. i've been dealing with them all day can you believe?”

Crowley: “No, no, no. I've been dealing with YOU all day!”

Finish a WIP fic without starting another one challenge: impossible

[ordinaryxgirl]

One of my favorite icemav hcs is that they secretly think the other one is the better pilot, they’ll just never say that to each others face

When they’re alone it’s all “of course I’m the better pilot, what are you talking about?” but they secretly tell everyone else the other one is the best there is

I mean, in TGM, Mav was way too happy to clarify that he in fact got second place, I can totally see him being insufferable about the fact he has the greatest navy pilot as his wingman

And I can seriously picture Iceman making phone call after phone call because “how could you possibly bench the navy’s greatest pilot ever?”

It’s just something I’m always thinking about, they might tease each other, but they also secretly think it’s not even a competition at all :)

[cogcltrcorn]

look. I may be delusional. but I think stewy would love to marry kendall. he has very solid reasons:

- it would be funny

- tax writeoff

- legally binding document that lets stewy sleep soundly knowing he will never have to testify against kendall in court

- the secret horrible corner of stewy's heart that he will never admit to having that makes him want to have a big wedding and serve cunt in a tasteful pastel tux and eat fukcing cake and dance and make out with kendall on the dancefloor and then fuck off to greece for a month and do nothing but fuck and feed each other fruit

[ct9306]

Hunter at the front of the ship is like...

[pastelliek]

Let it burn‼️

[allmyandroids]

Raymond Reddington

Season 5 Episode 3 - Miss Rebecca Thrall

[shakirachyanne]

Song: Hometown - Twenty One Pilots

Show: Good Omens

[ovaova]

Oki I’ve never wrote on here before but this is just a thought I’ve had. Might have many typos but we’re just gonna ignore that 🤭 also nsfw and Bakugo is in his 30s so don’t come for me

Oki so imagineeeeee…

Airport Pilot Katsuki

Ik it sounds boring at first but just hear me out….

Okay so like imagine him being an airport pilot, cute uniform and all-

He looks so handsome in it too, CANT FORGET ABOUTT THE CAP OR THE WING PIN TOO

The uniform hugs him so tight too, especially in all the right places

Most def the best lookin pilot out of them all

He’s def one of those pilots who stand at the door and does that nod up thing to greet the people- 😩

(I’m bad at explaining but hopefully you get what I mean 🧍🏽‍♀️)

Anyways, he always goes with the navy blue suit with gold accessories and a black tie for his pilot outfits

NOT TO MENTION THW MATCHING EARRINGS CUSTOM CUFFS TOO

Kirishima is 100% his co-pilot, you already know

They used to be in the same class during flight school and at first, Katsuki ain’t like him- not one bit

But after being paired up enough, they got along 🤭

And omg lookkkkk, they co-pilots now 💕💕

Anyways, mans take his job VERY seriously. Wants nothing more than a smooth flight too and back or wherever the fuck he’s going- unless it has something to do with turbulence or a storm

OH YEAH- man fuckin hates turbulence…but who doesn’t?

Ofc he knows it’s unavoidable but he finds it more annoying than scary unlike Kirishima who always quakes but at the same time can you blame him??

“Goddamnit red, why are you shaking?? It’s just turbulence! You’re a pilot for fucks sake!”

“OKAY AND?“

I’m with Kiri on this one but anyways…

Yeah he takes his job really serious, he really don’t play Fr

But then there’s you 😍

You in your nice lil flight attendant outfit, aww 🥰

Yeah did I mention that you and Katsuki are dating 🧐🤨 yeah he’s your man mhm

And then you have Mina, Froppy, and Denki who are your coworker flight attendants, dream team Fr dealing with all those people

Okay but back to you and Katsuki, OUU you remeber when Janet said “anytime, anyplace” ? - Yeah that’s him 💀

AS SOON AS THAT FLIGHT LANDS AND EVERYBODY LEAVES THAT PLANE - ITS ON ❤️💀

Kirishima already knows that when Katsuki starts to take off his cap and jacket to “relax” , it’s time for him to leave asap

He’s already learned that the hard way 💀

It’s basically routine atp

Once the Passengers and yalls coworkers leave the plane, he’s already there waiting for you in the cockpit 💀

Mans is in his 30s but he will make do with whatever position he’s in

Mans really made you ride him in his seat 💀 WHERE HE CONTROLS THE PLANE????

In the aisle too 💀 he really does not care

But no it doesn’t end there, so Y’know how pilots/ attendants get a hotel so that they can get on their next plane/shift yeah?

Yea he always makes sure y’all get a hotel together whenever is possible and Jesus 💀

Man is making his time worth while while he can 💀

There is no use in leaving that hotel room either cause you’re gonna be too hurt to

But at the same time, can you blame him? I mean both of y’all sometimes aren’t able to get the same hotel together, y’all have to catch diff planes, and y’all both can end up super busy so 🤷🏽‍♀️

AND y’all gotta get up early, ya he’s trying to get all his rounds in before y’all separate again-

In the shower, on the bed, IN the bed, on the floor, against the wall, or anywhere else possible 💀

And then he will have the audacity to get room service just to fill up on energy again just for another couple of rounds 🧍🏽‍♀️

Yeah so that’s my take on Airport Pilot Katsuki 🧍🏽‍♀️❤️

[redfurrycat]

Mav, before he made a bet with Ice: CAPT

Mav, after he lost a bet with Ice: VADM

*

Mav: FUCK YOU, ICE.

Ice: 😘

[beefrobeefcal]

With all the peace and love in the world, can you tell me why people love Frankie so much? I feel like it was a small role in a forgettable movie and yet in the Pedroverse he is CONSTANTLY brought up. (He’s cute as hell of course, I just don’t understand the fascination!) 

Nonnie, baby, friendo… I feel you. Triple Frontier - IMO - is not great. In the same way Magic Mike isn’t great. And Magic Mike XXL and Magic Mike’s Last Dance.

Did we watch the movie for the plot? No.

Did we watch it for bunnapphleque? No.

Did we watch it for the HusbandPilotRecoverinAddict? Yes. Yes we fucking did.

Baby, the female gaze is a beautiful rhapsody of a mystery. Some times dancing men who need money catch our eye and other times it’s the slightly out of shape dad bod babygirl who snags us.

🤷🏻‍♀️

A-little-time-with-you-is-all-that-I-get regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[ii-vegas-ii]

Ezra: “Come here! Honestly! What were you thinking!?”

Crowley: “Ngk-! You are gorgeous when you’re angry, you know?”

[brainwormcity]

Oh, Ms. Believer, my pretty sleeper

Your twisted mind is like snow on the road

Your shaking shoulders prove that it's colder

Inside your head than the winter of dead

I will tell you I love you

But the muffs on your ears will cater your fears

My nose and feet are running as we start

To travel through snow

Together, we go