#pijama-prince

[hellsitegenetics]

Hello there, hellsitegenetics, may I request a special Valentine’s Day message?

valentines day is OVER aromanticism is BACK ON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[marieispink]

I'm very excited for Wille's outfits this season. I'm hoping for another moment like that red shirt/sunglasses of season one.

I swear no one wore anything to top this. The last time he was cool.

[carbondioxda]

Too hot to cuddle

Prince Zuko x reader<3

c/w: fluffy, too hot to cuddle trope (reverse trope), hot weather conditions, the reader is a girl, reader is a waterbender, no use of y/n, third person, frozen elsa reference don’t even ask, harsh language cause what the fuck is this weather

a/n: had this in my drafts for months but I just finished it because I’m living through a heatwave nightmare right now and actually feeling like reader. This is horrible. It’s 35 Celcius and my ass is tweaking

sorry for any mistakes! english isn’t my first language. and the way I write dialogue might be different than what you’re used to

The air was suffocating. It felt as if she was breathing some kind of piping hot spores instead or oxygen. The girl was laying in a bed, that was way too warm for comfort and as embarrassing as it was, she swore she felt a sweat puddle on the mattress underneath her.

The fact that her boyfriend happened to be a firebender was making things even worse now. Firebenders are naturally warmer than others, maybe to adapt to the heat when they're fighting or for god knows what other reason. Still, Zuko's toned hands on her waist were making her feel as if he's gonna burn her body alive. They made her get those heat waves all over her, worse than chills every now and then.

"I'm gonna melt. Not in the good way." - she thought to herself. It's not like she wanted to get up. It was a cute little routine of theirs to cuddle and sleep together, ever since her and Zuko started traveling together.

However, The Earth Kingdom's summer nights were unbereable. Besides, that the little hut they rented was made for winter season, so it kept all of the warmth in. No wonder it was so cheap in this time of the year, anybody would go insane in those conditions.

She finally got up and sat on the bed. The hairs on her forehead were sticking to her skin and she had a sudden urge to chug a few litres of ice cold water. This was bad.

- You okay? - Zuko half-whispered, his voice cracking from tiredness.

- Yeah, it's just...hot as hell in here. - she got up and went to the bathroom. She was too exhausted to take a glass, so she drank right from the sink. The bed creaked, meaning that he also got up.

- Are you sure everything's okay? - he rubbed his eyes, speaking in his hoarse, tired voice.

- I feel like I'm melting. It's so hot I swear I'm gonna suffocate. - she said, gulping the water. Even the water didn't seem to be cold enough for her liking, so she had to chill the water with her waterbending.

- I guess it is a little warmer today. - he mumbled, finding her state funny somehow. The heat never bothered him anyway. She noticed him looking around and trying to think of some evil plan, as always.

- A little warmer today…for the love of god. What are you looking at? - she asked, catching eye contact with him in the mirror. He was staring somewhere.

-Nothin'

- You've been staring at the...- she turned to where he was looking. - …bathtub?

- No I wasn't. - he shrugged. His actions didn't really match his words, as he turned the faucet on and plugged the drain.

- Are you seriously gonna take a bath now? It's 2 am.

- No. But you are. - he said, lifting her up bridal style and putting her into the bathtub. Before she could register what's happening, she was in the water, fully clothed.

- whattHEFUCK?! - she shouted, almostjumping when her pijama got wet in the cold water, that splashed around from the impact of her hitting it. It was a shock for a second and then, it was....nice? The air wasn't so suffocating anymore and her skin wasn't burning.

- You'd overheat if I didn't do that. - he smiled and sat down on the floor next to her.

- You could've given me a heads up. Now my clothes are wet.

- They were wet from the sweat anyway. I could’ve told you but naah, seeing your reaction was better. It's not so bad, is it? I mean, you stayed in.

- ...it's not worse. - she half-whispered.

- Just don't think of bloodbending my ass in there, I'm not as hot as you are.

- Aww, you think I'm hot?

- What? Uh-shit. Poor choice of words. I mean, you are, I just didn't mean...nevermind.

- Nah, I can't blame you, I'm hot as shit. - she scoffed, cold water meeting more of her skin and the material of her pijamas.

- Shut up. - he scoffed, which resulted in a splash of water being bended on his face. - That was unnecessary.

- It absolutely was. 

- Okay just find something to keep yourself busy for a few minutes. I'll open the windows, maybe it's gonna help. - Zuko smiled and headed out of the bathroom. In a few minutes of his absence and some chill water calming down the girl’s overheating situation, she felt exhaustion washing over her. She didn’t have to worry about the hotness of the room anymore and her body desperately needed rest. Her eyes grew heavy.

Zuko did manage to help her get out of the bathtub and got her some dry clothes. Then he carried her to the bed, this time not to throw her into another surprise but just to sleep. The room was colder, faint breeze hit their skins thanks to the opened windows from time to time. The sheets didn’t feel like lava anymore and it was good. Good enough to sleep.

- ’night. - she mumbled, getting comfortable.

- goodnight, love. - he mumbled back. She instinctively wanted to snuggle up to him, but he stopped her. - No cuddling for today. Otherwise I’ll have to carry you to the bathtub again.

- ’kay. - she said quietly. He gave her a small kiss on the forehead, before turning to his side. This was the first time in their lives that it was in fact too hot to cuddle.

[aislittlesparrow]

OTOME GAMES I HAVE PLAYED SO FAR AND MY FAVORITE BOYS

♡ touchstarved (demo only - the alchemist origin, i have chosen all the boys) | 9 hours

favorite boys: ais and leander

ps: me to them: “você pode me ninar nos seus braços fortes e cabeludos? vem pra baixo do lençol comigo… tá tão calor… você nem precisa usar pijama”

♡ ikemen prince (chevalier, licht, sariel and clavis - all of them romantic endings) | ? hours (probably too many)

favorite boys: chevalier and licht

♡ love unholyc (jung hi - normal ending i think? can’t remember) | ? hours

favorite boys: sol

♡ mystic messenger (yoosung and jumin han - good endings) | ? hours

favorite boys: jumin han and 707

♡ date with death (i got ending 1, 3 - you win/kiss, 4 - dlc ending and 5 - wedding) | 15 hours

♡ sounds of verity (got all 13 finals) | ? hours

i’m not going to elaborate on this one, i was just bored

♡ twisted carnival (got all of jude, leon and remy endings)

favorite boys: jude

♡ salvus aries (demo only, chose all boys + chapter 1 caym) |

favorite boys: seir and orias

♡ obscura (demo only, got all keir, cirrus and francesco endings) | 8+ hours

favorite boys: cirrus, keir and francesco

otome games im currently playing:

dark nights

error143

adopt a boyfriend (dropped)

amnesia

14 days with you (favorite boy: [redacted])

[thediaperwriter]

Cupido Usa Pañales Por Una Razón (?)

¡Hace mucho que no estoy muy activo en Tumblr! ¡Mea culpa! Honestamente, he estado muy ocupado escribiendo nuevas novelas ABDL y no ABDL y algunos otros proyectos, y no soy el tipo de persona más activo en las redes sociales (¡llámame de la vieja escuela!). Dicho esto, hay algo que no he probado aquí.

¡Encontrar una cita!

Sé que Tumblr no es un sitio de citas, pero gran parte de la comunidad ABDL pasa el rato aquí y muchos de ustedes me conocen por mis libros, así que tal vez les interese conocerme como persona y tal vez conocerme. y empezar algo. Nunca logró encontrar en otros lados a alguien aquí en México, en la Ciudad de México, a alguien soltero, así que aquí va mi intento por Tumblr.

Así que voy a poner mi información aquí y espero que alguien de mi zona esté interesado en reunirse para tomar un café o algo así y ver qué puede pasar.

Nombre: Enrique B.

Edad: 33 (34 el 29 de Enero, ya casi!)

AB/DL rol: AB (edad 2 años) y ocasionalmente Daddy. *Eso es cuando estoy en rol, generalmente estoy en modo de persona adulta.

Orientación: Gay

Busco: Novio, gay, entre 27-36 Años de edad

Localidad: Ciudad de México. No puedo con relaciones a distancia! Gustos ABDL: Pañales gruesos y bonitos, pijamas completas, chuparme el dedo (esto lo hago TODO el tiempo, dentro o fuera de rol), Peluches, caricaturas, cambios de pañal. Si estoy en modo Daddy, soy el más consentidor del mundo.

Gustos Generales: Libros (Amo leer), Comics (DC más que Marvel). Amo las peliculas LGBT extranjeras. Conciertos y musica de todo tipo, pero mi favorita es el rock7metal sinfónico.

Superheroes favoritos: Red Robin / Tim Drake (DC), Wiccan / Billy Maximoff (Marvel), Nightwing / Dick Grayson (DC), Superman II /Jon Kent (DC), Wonder Woman / Diana Prince (DC), Scarlet Witch / Wanda Maximoff (Marvel). Hulkling / Teddy Altman (Marvel). Jean Grey / Phoenix (Marvel).

Si quieren saber más, estan cerca de mi y quieren conectarse conmigo, manden mensaje :D

Hello everyone!

I haven't been very active in Tumblr for ages! Mea culpa! Honestly, I've been so busy with writing new ABDL and non-ABDL novels and some other projects and I'm not the most social media active kind of guy (call me old school!). That being said, there is something that I haven't tried here. Find a date! I know tumblr is not a dating site, but a lot of the ABDL community hang out here and a lot of you know me because of my books, so maybe you'd be interested to get to know me as a person and maybe meet up and start something. The problem is that I never get to meet a single ABDL person here in Mexico CIty! So I'm going to put my info here and hope anyone local to me is interested to meet up for a coffee or something and see what could happen!

[k0kichiimagines]

[look at her. i would die for her, i would kill for her. either way... what bliss.]

ray

Oh, he'd promised to visit you in the afternoon. Early enough for the day to still hold hours left of sunlight, but late enough that by the ending of your time together he could walk you back to your room in the evening sunset, let you be covered with the orange and red hues of the sky itself. But he couldn't resist, not when he had time spare - and you'd told him it was fine for him to visit any time, hadn't you? So... you would find this okay, right?

He watches your sleeping frame, the steady rise and fall of your chest under the soft silk pijamas he'd picked out specially for you, the lace suited you perfectly in his eyes. He leaned down to pull the floral bed sheets higher up on you, tucking you comfortably under them to ensure your warmth. He paused there, his hand slowly making it's way up to your cheek and brushing against your soft skin. For a second he regretted wearing gloves, his heart aching to feel your skin more clearly under his fingers. His head lowered to a breath away from your face.

"I would do anything for you, my prince/ss." And he would- truly anything. He'd never made such a declaration from his own choice, even he had to admit the Saviour had enforced his loyalty. But you didn't. You never did. You only treated him with soft kindness, never expecting a word in reply, loving him for the sake of loving him - and what sweet bliss it was to be so treasured by the one you treasure the most. And how dangerous it was, the idea that you held almost total control over him, a word from you and he'd obey without question - yet he never feared your innocent requests the way he did Ri- the saviours.

He allowed himself the soft satisfaction of pressing a kiss against your face, brushing your hair out of the way beforehand and holding his lips there for a second longer then he intended to. He drew back to catch your subconscious smile at his movements, and he felt himself smile in return without meaning to.

He should go. Rest for an hour and finish his work before your meeting. he should pull himself away from your peaceful expression and his mind filled with thoughts of you. But... it was Valentine's day, she'd understand if he stayed with you a little longer, wouldn't she?

[queerclownaf]

A tale of two hearts, an Ever After High Fanfic

   -Don't move- Briar cautioned- I dont want to paint your finger.

   Apple smiled politely, like she always does, but continued moving her head to the sides, so she could take a glance at the movie that Briar´s head was preventing her from seeing.

   -I said don't move!!- Briar raised her voice

   -Shhhh, Ashlynn is sleeping- laughed Apple.

   -So don't move-

   -Ok… I will try.

   With an angry, but jokingly glance, Briar continued painting her friends' nails. Her chosen color was a nude, a more pinkish nude than the once Apple was used to wearing. Briar had a considerable large collection of nail polish, going from vermillion to jade green to lemon yellow, however Apple chose that color, as she was only allowed to wear nude colors on makeup. On clothing she was allowed to wear more colors, specifically the ones of the White family, red and gold, that Apple wore proudly. She didn't see that family law as a prohibition, she understood it better as a way to show their status as the actual royalty of her family.

   She gazed at her friend, her head full of pink strikes, her fluor green nails, her mismatched pijama clothing, with a blue short and an old band t-shirt, so old the entire logo was gone. Then she scanned herself, her two piece champagne color long pijamas, her long and well maintained blond hair, she was exactly like a princess should be, she even took pride in it. She thought about all the lessons, how to be a perfect princess, how to sit, how to dress, how to think. Her mind rambled a while on those teachings, whose memories started when she was a toddler, being told how to play, how and when to talk. She focused on her friend again, in how you could always know what she was thinking, she could express how she felt. She then felt something on her chest, a pain she tends to feel when thinking about other people's behavior. For a long time, she understood that pain as being judgemental, as her being critical of her peers behavior, as something she should take note to not do it herself. But at that moment, relaxed and actually analyzing herself she realized that the pain was another thing. It was jealousy, she was jealous of Briar. She was so open, so chatty, so herself, and everybody loved her for that. She thought of Briar's favorite color, fuschia, something that everyone would know; she was always trying to introduce that color in her daily life. She then focused on her own favorite color, red, the color she took so much pride in, the color of her family, the color of her destiny, when she bites the red apple and gets in a coma, to be recued by her prince. The favorite color of her mother, and her grandma, and every Snow White ever born. She was not special, something that should make her feel connected to her destiny, but it only made her feel… artificial. Everything on her life was monitored, was created, she was her mothers little doll. With horror, she realized she didn't know herself, even though she tried to think about something that differentiated her from her mother and her understanding of the perfect daughter and future queen, she was blank. She was a stranger in her own mind. And then was Briar, she was allowed to find herself, to experiment with her presentation. She was allowed to be. 

   Her eyes alarmingly opened, as the realization settled on her mind, a single tear fell from her blue eyes. The pain of her chest, jealousy, was replaced by guilt, guilt she felt for feeling that of her best friend forever after. Tears continued to fall, she tried to stop them, looking to the ceiling, but it didn't work. She started crying. Briar, surprised by the sudden crying noise, looked up, but Apple´s eyes avoided hers. Briar grabbed her face, with quite more force than she would have liked, but that exactly made her friend look at her in the eyes. She saw desperation, pain and loneliness. She understood her perfectly. Briar smiled a little, physically closer than she never had ever been with anybody. Apple smiled at her back and Briar smiled even bigger, she was so beautiful. Without second thoughts, Apple shortened the distance, and pressed her lips toward Briars. Before she could realize she messed up, Briar started kissing her.It was a long and warm kiss, although pretty inexperienced, but it was the best one that Apple had ever had. Her first kiss was with Daring, it was short and it felt wrong, something was lacking. When the kiss ended, she obviously smiled politely (like she always does) and said that they should wait till they are married, and maybe, she thought, it would be enough there. This kiss, however, felt full, caring, loving, amazing. 

When they separated, both with full smiles on their faces, they hugged. Nothing mattered, because they had each other. They got into bed, grabbed each other's hands, and fell asleep. 

[call-me-vico-or-nico]

💛Cozy things tag game

Hello! I was tagged by @owmyfangirlheart ! Thank you! Hope is not to late

Comfort food(s): meatball soup, spaghetti and breaded meat. My grandma used to cook those ❤️

Comfort drink(s): coffee, cold tea and green tea.

Comfort movie(s): all Disney old animated movies or well... old animated movies in general.

Comfort show(s): since I started watching One Piece well that jeje, YU-GI-Oh DM, and guess shows of the 2000's but I don't remember names right now.

Comfort clothing: oversized shirts and shorts, pijama bottoms and my two big hoodies jeje

Comfort song(s): not sure but yesterday I listened to this one of my childhood, so I guess this one.

And some songs of Avril Lavigne, and the called Disney songs.

Comfort book(s): mmm not sure in this either, I'll say The little Prince, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Mangas count? Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Yu-Gi-Oh! and Servamp.

Comfort game(s): videogames I guess, The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Paper Mario.

I'm tagging @cloud-ya @mahi-does-some-art @violetsdaisy @unwelcomedfox @dazs-gk @riklith-lf and @kohrokke if you want to do it of course!

Thank you again for tagging me! ♥️♥️

[roxineedstosleep]

For @unohanabbygirl, thanks for the inspiration!!!

Marmalade had not been at the King's Court for long.

Well, actually, Marmalade didn't have much time on many things. Just a few days ago she didn't even have a name or a place to drop dead, but now she had a sweet name (Very sweet! As sweet as the candy one of the guards gave her), a decent change of clothes and slippers on her feet. Yep. Now Marmalade can said proudly that she have two pair of slippers, 2 uniform dress, one pijama dress and large ragbow for her hair.

Isn't that great?

Marmalade knows she's not the smartest, she really struggles to read the room and clearly only has a few written words memorized by fire so she won't get lost in the place or know where to send correspondence. But other people and herself can't deny that she tries her best and, thank the gods, that's considered a good playing card inside the castle.

Marmalade has slowly moved from command to command until she became one of the maids to take care of Prince Lucerys.

And for that very reason, Marmalade (despite not being the smartest or the fastest) knows that it was a good idea to put laxative in her master's brother's tea. She doesn't feel guilty, not really, but if Marmalade herself understands or notices that Prince Jaecerys is mean to her master... no one can tell her anything.

After all, the laxative herbs seems too similar to the actual tea herbs. Ms. Currybures assured her and the head butler that her mistake was quite often after all. (Even though she saw Ms. Currysbures changing the herbs in porpuse. Or she was also confused? Maybe Ms. was also confused!)

Marmalade does not know when or how. But from being one of his master's favourite people (his master's older brother), the crown prince ended up being a great nuisance and a great pain in the arse. He was trying to sneak in through entrances, crying at the door for his master. But Marmalade refused to let him in, no matter if it meant other maids calling her a busybody or a fool. But clearly her master couldn't say no to his on his own; she had to.

Her prince knew that seeing his brother would end up more broken. How sad, the brother who preached so much about loving and caring for him was the first to hurt him. And yet, with the husband he loved so much.

That’s why she does not permit that man close to her master.

Because of that man her master doesn't want to eat, because of that man her master doesn't read to Marmalade and the other maids anymore; because of that man and her master's husband, Marmalade must check full time and can't weigh because she fears that her master one day will jump off her balcony. Not again... at least.

Because it is not the first time it happens. The attempt, you know?

She still remembers the scream she gave when she noticed her good prince standing on the balcony ledge. Had it not been for Ser Halland's help, Marmalade would definitely have fallen beside her master in a futile attempt to push him away.

After that she and Ser Halland, the same one who gave her sweets as soon as she arrived at the palace, would take turns together with other maids and guards to prevent the same incident from happening.

She even saw how Ser Halland managed to restrain her master's husband! Prince Aemond, when he heard about his master's attempt, demanded to see him and speak to him. The same accours with his master’s brother.

Marmalade profoundly refused to even let him pass near the door of his prince's chambers. But it was only when Ser and other maids joined him that Prince Aemond resigned himself to leave.

She did not notice, maybe because of the strees or the determination she had at the moment, but apparently she was trembling badly, for her master asked her to sit and drink tea with him. After that, and after another long and complicated talk, Marmalade was definitely left as a lady-in-waiting to her prince; and Ser Halland was left as one of his personal guards.

She only have few task, but she manage to did them well. Like making her master happy.

Mermelade doesn't know many things, she can't read, she can't write, she doesn't know how sarcasm works or the weird jokes the guards tell. Mermelada only knows that there are good and bad people... and his poor master has had to discover that one of his good people was actually a bad person.

Very bad.

But, despite all his shortcomings, Marmalade knows how to listen, and even though his mind and his master Lucerys' words are big and complicated, she knows that he feels sad, betrayed and alone.

No matter that everyone in the castle is on his beloved prince’s side, no matter that King Viserys said with complicated words that Jaecerys was no longer a worthy candidate for his crown; what mattered was that the Green Queen had given Marmalade the go-ahead to cheer her master up.

Would you believe that she even gave Marmalade several candies if she gave laxative herbs to her own son?

Of course she wouldn't sell herself so easily, a couple of meat pies and a piece of meringue were adequate payment for the One-Eyed Prince to spend a whole month indisposed. The candys were for her, the meet pies were for Ser. Halland, because he was the one who helped her sneaking away and distracting the ther prince's Aemond guards.

But that's not the point.

The Point is that, apparently, Marmalade is very good at making her master happy, because every time Marmalade takes Lucerys out for the village market (always in disguise, so they don't run into bad people, or so Ser Halland tells Marmalade) her master doesn't hesitate to go to the same fish stall to talk to the fisherman.

The fisherman and her master met during one of the firsts “secret” outings that she and the prince Lucerys did. He helped them to move around, be more cautios and brave arouend the commoners.

The fisherman was funny! Always making her master laugh and laugh!

But, one of the knight found out. 

She was genuinely afraid that Ser Halland would prevent them from going out. Even more so considering that her master was now smiling more and eating again. Marmelade was terribly scared this time!!!!!

She just wanted to make him, his sweet prince, happy!

But thank the gods, Ser Halland just pulled out a small sword and joined her adventures in the city. Now were the three of them outing arround the capital, eating sweets, laughing and being happy.

Even Mermelada can say that the gentleman and the fisherman became good friends! They started to tell each other funny jokes among other things. Even thought she never get the jokes she also laughed with them!

And so went their routine of her and her prince. Escaping from the castle in the evenings, meeting the fisherman, and hanging out on the days when it was possible to do so.

Sometimes it was just Marmalade and Lucerys, sometimes it was just Lucerys and Ser Halland. But, as soon as they reached the fisherman's stall, it was just Lucerys and the fisherman.

Ser Halland, when he notices that their master and the owner are talking for a long time, takes Marmalade out and takes her to a nearby stall to watch from afar how the two interact. Occasionally he even buys her more sweet things or a new nightgown and explains that sometimes friendships grow best in privacy.

Although she understands that, she doesn't understand why Ser. Halland covers her eyes when his master gets too close to the fisherman's face. Or when he covers her ears when it seems his master Lucerys is talking about a sea voyage through Essos.

What's wrong with wanting to travel?

If Marmalade had ever had the chance to do it, she would have jumped on the first boat out there and gone around the world. There were so many things she doesn't understand but she wants to at least be there to see it!

But it doesn't matter, because Ser Halland tells her that they are fantasies of Prince Lucerys. He doesn't want her to get dizzy because of pure fantasies.

"Don't listen to him Marmalade, it seems our prince is telling his friend one of his many dreams."

Anyway, she doesn't care much anymore, because Ser Halland gives her a pretty rag doll (she doesn't notice how her master and his friend the fisherman are smiling at Ser Halland). She is so excited about her new doll that she completely forgets to ask her master why she walks in such a funny way or why she has purple make-up dots on her neck.

No matter, because Marmalade puts on a pair of thick leather collars she found at the market so her master won't be embarrassed back at the castle.

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Marmalade's job, although it sounds fun at times, is not so simple.

Although she is one of Lucerys' main maids, she, not having the degree of education required by the other maids, only refrains from being a "extra glorified nursemaid". Her role at court and in Lucerys' command is merely to distract her master, make him happy and help him feel comfortable. Kind of like a jester's job? She do not know, but at least she always made her master laugh.

That's why Marmalade has had to lear how to read, how to write, how to understand difficult words and not to jump at the first provocation. And just because she knows that her master gets sad if she doesn't do things right, she doesn't jump on the maid who had the nerve to insult her precious master.

"Prince Jaecerys may be a bastard, but at least he's a more princely bastard than Prince Lucerys, Prince Jacearys knows how to fight whith swords and pretty inteligents as well" Marmalade had heard once "No wonder Prince Aemond went after him instead of his husband."

She didn't hit that horrendous woman, but she definitely made sure the floor was so polished that the silly maid would be slipping until the end of time. 

And the maid did!

But all that courage was not taken away from her.So when the Green Queen and the Crown Princess call her one day to ask her about the welfare of her prince... she thinks nothing of it. It was a cool place, full of pretty flowers and even prettier butterflies. 

The ladies don't look upset or distressed, they simply want to know what the prince is doing. There's nothing wrong with that, is there? 

So Marmalade tells them about the adventures they both have in the castle. How she and her prince and his knight friend run through the corridors looking for books, eating cakes, training, reading and buying fish. 

The ladies are satisfied, give Marmalade some sweets and ask her, both by command and by request, never to leave Prince Lucerys' side.

"I would not leave my prince alone, your highnesses" she answered them seriously, as serious as she tries to be "My lord and master will always be happy; even if I have to tame a dragon myself to do it".

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Ser Halland is a clever man, or so he likes to think.Well, he must be clever enough to make it to Prince Lucerys's warding position. 

But he doubts his intelligence when it comes to Marmalade and The Pearl of the Realm.

Both children keep doing crazy things after crazy things. And Halland doesn't know if it's the prince's luck or the little maid's innocence that has kept the three of them from getting into disastrous trouble.

Of course, if it had been anyone else, he would have left them to their fate. But it was impossible to do so with his prince and his favourite maid. Marmalade was not even qualified to be a stable sweeper! 

But she was so bubbly that the girl quickly climbed up to the level she was at.

The lack of good in her life made her clumsy and sometimes foolish, but like his prince, she had her heart and mind in the right place. That, at least he thinks, is why everything seems to be going so well for them.

He hides the evidence of the three of them running around the capital several 'days a week. He himself is in charge of distracting Marmalade, and making her happy, when he notices that his prince is falling in love again; he is in charge of getting to know Marmalade, while her prince is happy again.

He knows that if Marmalade is discovered, she will most likely be killed. For a maid to help a prince go to his mistress is still a serious matter. So, even though, at first as a duty, he took it upon himself to amuse her with things so that she wouldn't notice Lucerys sleeping with that fisherman.

So, in that way, her foolishness could propapbly save her.

It really was annoying (all the secret mistress stuff, after all the prince was the one who suffer the most. He deserved happiness), all the more so because he was getting himself into trouble by disappearing for so long, not taking care of his tasks. What could he say in his defence? Nothing.

Though, ironically, Marmalade herself, who was getting him into trouble, was helping him cover his faults.

"Ser Halland is teaching me to write," she had told his commander, she was so small in comparison and all her face was red as a cherry "I want to learn to write my prince's name and a paragraph of a chant of the septas. Please, do not reprimend him."

It was amusing to see how a little maid had saved him from so much trouble. So over time, he begins to like her and even helps her with her madness.

So, when he hears that Marmalade polished, poorly, the floor so that an idiot maid would fall.... well.

Let's just say he forced several of the new recruits to polish all the floors in the castle, to make sure Marmalade's plan worked. Incidentally, seeing Prince Aemond fall down a few corridors was the icing on the cake.

Those were, in fact, the best days of his life.

Mermelada didn't know what was going on.

Her prince was so exhausted after another stroll through the city centre that he hadn't even gone out to dinner with his sister-in-law and her sisters or his younger brothers. He went only to his chambers and she had to do all the work of undressing him and asking the other maids to help in changing and combing his hair.

At the end of the day, and after putting his master to bed and properly tucking him in, she simply decided to move things along while she watched over his sleep.

She had noticed how Princess Heleana had sent several embroideries with different rainbow insects for the prince, as well as scarves and embroideries of dragons and seahorses. They were beautiful! definitely made by a lady of high birth and great talent… the small detail was that due to her wanderings, her prince had completely forgotten to frame them in small wooden frames.

Marmalade knew, or so she had been taught by some maids older than her, that it was impolite not to take proper care of the gifts given to them by others.

"Well… think of it this way, Ser Halland would be very sad if he noticed your doll was dirty, wouldn't he?" Jane had said when she asked how she could keep the prince's new tablecloths "Because it implies that you don't care for something he took a long time to think about giving you. You can't carelessly put away handkerchiefs, you must square them up so that they at least look decorative."

Now, beside her wrist (to make sure her dolly it was not dirty and careless) she was carefully drawing on some old parchment the shapes of the frames for the handkerchiefs.

She lay quietly beside her doll, enjoying the fire burning and her master's breaths. Being. Halland was just outside the room, standing guard as he did every night…. and it just happened.

From one moment to the next, she was now tugging her prince who was barely awake with fear.

They both ran as fast as their legs and bare feet would allow them to run, and desperately jumped at any break of the servants she could remember to flee the place. The shouts in High Valyrian made her wince a little, sounding like insults in the way the prince clenched his hands and quickened his pace.

Naye knows how, but apparently one of the maids who were loyal to Prince Aemond had slipped in just as she was looking for new nightclothes for Lucerys. And seeing him naked, she had to warn the other prince about his husband's.

He tried to open the doors of the chambers with all his strength and his drawn sword.

Ser Halland had managed to open secret compartments for them and buy them time. They did not have much in what little they had managed to get out in time. In the pouch of her maid's uniform, she had tucked just at her doll, one of the gift handkerchiefs and a small pair of embroidery scissors that had been on the table at the time of the attack. Her prince had put one of the dressing gowns on her during the escape and now she had to find one of the secret exits of the palace in order to be able to.

She could only feel utter relief when she noticed Ser Halland calling out her name and leading her and her prince into one of the knight's passages to an outer part of the castle.

And just as they barely noticed the light of the campfires outside… someone tugged at her prince.

Marmalade didn't think much of it. She knew it wasn't Halland, for he was finding her and she was pulling Lucerys to secure a method of escape. It had to be the one-eyed prince; he had already found them.

The shouts in Valyrian were not understandable, but the tugging and her poor attempts to pull her prince away from her furious husband were no help. Halland was far back in the hallway after being kicked in an attempt to separate them (at which point Aemond had charged Lucerys and was only being held back by her trying to hit and trip him).

She was alone and her prince could not free himself no matter how hard he scratched and kicked. In a moment of weakness, or exhaustion considering the uphill battle it was to keep her master and herself in order, she noticed how Prince Aemond had loosened his grip a little.

She did not understand what he was saying to her prince, but she knew it was no good considering the look of disgust and hatred on his face and the increasingly victorious attempts to flee from the pressure. At the same time, he noticed how the knight was getting himself together again and was going for both of them.

And that's when she saw her chance.

So, without even thinking about it, and just as she had promised her Queen and Princess at the time… she simply made sure her prince was happy.

She did not hesitate, nor did she think about the consequences, but simply took the embroidery scissors from her pocket and stabbed him in Prince Aemond's leg.

He growl, like a injured animal and hit her head on the rock wall.

That's the last thing she heard. His Prince being carried away by Ser. Halland.

He, her prince, was shouting her name, traying to force Ser Halland to come back to her, but was imposible. Prince Aemond was standing up again, and she just repeat her attack. Everytime that was need it to give them time to scape

Just to end in the same situation every single time.

But, when the prince Aemond standed up again after her ultimate attack, Ser. Halland and his prince were not to be found. But that didn't seem to matter to the one-eyed prince, as he unhesitatingly stormed out of the secret corridor; leaving her alone and with her suspiciously wet head alone in the corridor.

Marmalade was cold, her head ached badly and was wetting more and more wet (even if there were not water in that place at all!), but now she was no longer alone in the street, naked and hungry. Now she knew she was dressed, beside her doll and making sure her prince was safe with Ser Halland.

So out of pain and exhaustion, she only closed her eyes in the hope of remembering the names of the streets of the city, the names of the candy and doll sellers; she knew that without those names she would not be able to meet her prince and Ser Halland again.

So she murmured them in her head, hoping that when she awoke, she would be able to see them and go to a new place of safety.

(So much for that, I don't know what else to put in it, if you can think of a hopeful ending for Marmalade,the fisherman, Lucerys and Ser. Halland you are invited to give them a good ending.)

Unrequited Lucemond where jace and aemond are having an affair behind Luke’s back (maybe they had always had a thing going on but somehow a marriage between Lucemond happens and Luke is so happy because he’s been pining for a while)

After some years of his marriage bed remaining cold and dozens of failed seduction tactics Luke finds out about the affair. The whole situation blows up during court or a big ball where everyone stands witness. Its so bad that not even Aegon cracks a joke.

Luke’s heartbreak turns to rage, leading him to fake his death soon after. Now everyone is looking at Jace and Aemond like 👁️👄👁️

[gbeckyg]

Shoutout to our boy Prince Royce for co-starring in Sin Pijama 🙌🏼 you killed itttttt 🔥

[nattinatalia]

* @hoodharlow gave me this idea, I probably wouldn’t have done anything with it, so thannnk youuuu so much, appreciate you 🥺🫶🏻❤️ there was so much more I wanted to add to it, but my mind was just blank that this was the best I had.

Also, the first part is going to be Jacks girl posting to her Instagram. Then the second part will be Urban’s. I just didn’t know how to make it less confusing. So they’re both going to have yourusername on their post. Hopefully y’all understand what I mean lol.

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yourusername ✨ SIEMPRE EH SIDO UNA DAMA, PERO SOY UNA PERRA EN LA CAMA✨ 😈 Sin Pijama drops tonight!!!!!!

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yourusername Surprise!! Beba and I have been working on this little secret for her album, and I’m so happy about it. It was so hard to keep it a secret but the day is finally here. Make sure to tag us and let us know what y’all think ❤️🙈🙊

princeroyce You ladies did that 💪🏼 thank you for letting me be part of the video.

yourusername ❤️

yourbestiename Bebecita we did the damn thing!!!!!!! This is only the beginning for us 🤞🏼I love you!!!!!

yourusername You and me taking over and letting these men know!!!!

badbunnypr 💣 🔥 Hermanitas, si la rompieron como se que lo saben hacer entonces ya están marcando historia. Estoy ready ❤️🫶🏻

yourusername BENITO 🫶🏻🥺 gracias hermano.

yourbestiename El Conejo Malo approves, that’s it, that’s all that matters!!!

urbanwyatt WHAAAT?? 😮

jackharlow Color me surprise because that I am. Babe, this is fucking amazing!!!!!! Can’t wait to listen to the song and watch the video.

jackharlow Also I translated the caption and yes, yes you are 😈 😉 😋

yourusername Only for you though 🫶🏻

jackharlow Y’all hear that little boys?

yourusername Lol stop 😂

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yourusername Si tú me llamas nos vamos pa tu casa, fumamos marihuana sin pijama 🤫 Dropping tonight!!!!

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yourbestiename 🔥 🔥

yourbestiename We all know that line is for Urby 😉❤️

yourusername 😱 Maybe

neelamthadhani 🤩

urbanwyatt Baby girl, super proud of you, I know how bad you wanted a new song that will change women in the Latin music. So I’m excited to hear the song.

urbanwyatt Love the caption too 🙊

yourusername Wait till you listen to all of it 😉

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harlowwyattgirls Jack and Urban’s girlfriends dropped a new song with their official video. Prince Royce was also a part of it 🔥

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jackharlow Girlfriends? THATS MY WIFE !!!!

jackharlow They also have names 🤦🏼‍♂️

urbanwyatt My girl 😋😮‍💨

urbanwyatt Especially that part where she says “boom boom” and is on the horse 🤤 😋

jackharlow Wifeys girls were SITTING 😋 🍈 🍈

neelamthadhani Y’all are horn dogs

urbanwyatt We’re admiring 🤩

druski2funnny Did they finally have round 2 🤔

cozane That video sure does look like they did

quiiso & without y’all, AGAAAIN

neelamthadhani They told me to tell y’all to mind your business, but that no, they did not. To watch the ENTIRE video and to get your mind out the gutter 💀😂😂

theharlowsupdates So Jack and Urban what do you guys think?

jackharlow I think I might go get my wife pregnant. In all seriousness, I’m proud of them, I know how much they’ve been wanting to work together but their schedules never allowed it. The video and song alone is out of this world, and the ending 😂 definitely something they do when they do have girls night. & my wife looks fucking hot, I be telling her to rap more but she gets shy, but you’ll hear more on her new album 😉

urbanwyatt Little mama did the whole thing. She looked fucking hot, got me all horny and shit 😮‍💨🤤 but they both did something women in the Latin music were afraid of doing. I can’t wait to see them do more. Always proud of my baby, but seeing how happy she is of this particular song, it brings me even more joy for her.

urbanwyatt QUEENS BOTH OF THEM

jackharlow Little princess can’t be singing this one though 😂😂

urbanwyatt So can I admit that I’ve been bumping the song all day now?

jackharlow No me too.

neelamthadhani They’re not joking, every time in the car or backstage!!!!!!

[fallenartistwitch]

Can i request a fic? Id love to see more ghoulette content. They are wonderful ladies and deserve the world.

Maybe something fluff? I dont have a specific idea but maybe you can think of something.

thank you in advance <3

i agreed the ghoulette deserve more 😫🤚🏻 I decide to write a “ghoulettes night” i don't really like how this turned out hope you like it ^^

Ghoulettes night

summary:the ghoulette invited you to spend a night with them a sort of pijamas party!

•———•

the ghoulettes invited you to spend a fun night togheter and now you were playing twister togheter.

Cumulus was spinning the wheel “y/n right hand on green”

“we start well i see” you placed your right hand on the green

“alright cirrus next left hand oooonn yellow!”

“and sunshine left foot on blue”

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you’ve been playing for a while and this how the situation was at the moment: sunshine, left foot on red, right foot on yellow, left hand on blue and right and on yellow. Cirrus, right foot on green,left foot on blue and left hand on yellow. You, right hand still on green, right foot on blue,left hand on green too.

“alright Sunshine right hand on green” said cumulus spinning the wheel

“this wheel hates me” Sunshine tried to reach the green with her right hand but lost balance and ended up by pulling everyone to the ground,and cumulus was laughing at scene comfortably seated.

“ok alright enough twister for tonight” said cirrus standing up and adjusting herself.

“what are we gonna do now?” you asked

“mmm what about we go to my room and OH! i have some important gossips to tell!” said cumulus

“Alright let’s go to you room then but let’s grab some snacks” cirrus started to walk towards the kitchen for grabbing some snacks and everyone followed her.

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“WHAAAAAAAT” you said in surprise

“THAT WAS MY REACTION WHEN I SAW THE SCENE” said cumulus in answer of your exclamation

“THEY KISSED?” said Sunshine stating to the previous sentence said from Cumulus.

“ohoh i think they did something more than a simple kiss” answered Cumulus

“i repeat WHAAAAAAAAATT” you said

“ omg” said Cirrus

“alright i have to recover after this gossip what about we watch a move” you propose

“i like that idea” answered Cirrus

“Let’s watch a movie then” said Cumulus standing up from the floor and turning on the tv

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you were sat on the bed, your back leaning against the wall, sunshine and cumulus were sat next to you and Cirrus lying on your lap while you played with her hair. In the end after spending ten minutes on debating on what movie to watch, you all opted for «a prince for Christmas» on a Christmas theme since December had just begun.

“KISS!KISS!KISS!” Sunshine was cheering

“OMG THE RING-” Said Cirrus

“YAS KISS!” said Sunshine

“omg look how cute the dad is” you said looking a the scene of the man looking at his daughter trough the bar’s window toasting for her

“I want a marriage proposal like this” said Cumulus

“keep dreaming dear” answered Cirrus standing up from you lap, Cumulus trowed a pillow on Cirrus’ face in response

“HEY YOU WANT A PILLOWS FIGHT?” asked Cirrus grabbing a pillow

“I WANT A PILLOWS WAR” responded Cumulus holding tight the pillow in her hand

you and sunshine looked at each other, you both were in the middle of the two , so if they started they’re pillow fight you would both be hit.

“there’s only one thing to do in this tipe of situation” you said “RUN” you both got up from the bed passing the two ghoulettes and running outside the door

“HEY YOU WONT ESCAPE SO EASILY “ Cumulus and Cirrus started chasing the both of you, you ,running through the empty and silent corridors of the den , sunshine was far behind you so Cumulus was able to hit her with a pillow.

"NOOO SUNSHINE" you muttered trying not to wake up the other ghouls

"go.. go y/n don't worry about me... save yourself" whispered sunshine with a fake dramatic tone , like she was a character of a horror movie that just got hit by the monster. You didn't let her repeat it twice that you sprinted toward the kitchen were you founded Sodo fumbling with something. You runned behind him, placing your hand on his back.

"wha-" Sodo spoke but you didn't let him the time to formulate the sentence

"hide me!!" you ordered, he didn't say anything but in response he pulled your arms around his waist, keeping his hand on yours.

The ghoulettes arrived to the kitchen, Sunshine had a shocked and messy air .They didn't go easy on her.

"y/n~ it's your turn now~" Cirrus was stepping closer to you, you hide your face behind Sodo's back.

"leave y/n alone " said Sodo stopping fumbling with a cup, and turning around to face the ghoulette that was approaching with a pillow.

"uuu are you tryin to protect y/n? aw~" answered Cirrus teasing Sodo

"UUUU a new ship in the ministry~" said Sunshine while adjusting her hair.

"Shut up" Sodo was gettin angry, you peeked at his side

"you should listen to him! you should leave me alone mm!" you said in a bratty tone. Sodo giggled.

"oh shut up bratty" said Cumulus trowing the pillow at you, but hitting Sodo since you were using him as sheld. From his face you could deduce he wasn't happy about it.

"oopsi" said Cumulus starting a lauhgh.

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[ivymonkshood]

Piercings

TW! mention of the word “dick” a little too much, dick pics and sugestive content lol

Tokyo revengers man with ✨Dick Piercings ✨

°Draken, Mikey, Hanma, Ran, Taiju, Terano, Baji.

—Draken °Prince Albert

The Prince Albert piercing is and looks painful, is actually my favorite one by looks.

I see Draken as somebody clean and cautious, he'll take good care of the piercing even after is healed.

He never cared about having a piercing in such place, but you mentioned it and he had to give it a try.

Draken does a whole investigation about it, and ends overthinking about the fact that the piercing can break condoms-

Only wears baggy bottoms, baggy jeans, pijama shorts, or nothing.

Doesn't care about the jewelry at all, might take you with him for you to chose it.

He neither shows it off, Mikey obviously knows about the piercing and he shows him but that's all.

Why the Prince Albert? Because it looks cool, you may think he'll back up 'cause of the pain percentage, but mf got a tattoo in his head at 5th grade, he ain't blinking.

After it healed... Draken will either take the stuff very slow or straight up masochist pounding, no in between.

Would get another? Maybe no, but he sees you so excited and horny about it that he might think about it twice.

—Mikey °Hafada

Mikey got it for fun.

Gives 0 fucks if it hurts, he's getting it.

Was very indecisive at the beginning, wanted to get more that 2.

Mikey usually forgets he has it and that it haven't healed so you'll have to help him with that.

Tried to clean it with alcohol- 💀

The type to go around the house naked cause "it's for the piercing to heal quicker"

His pain tolerance is so good that he didn't even realize the needle wasn't there anymore.

He chose the jewelry and it's a ball closure ring, a silver ball closure ring. Kinda cute.

Why the Hafada piercing? Mikey loves his balls being stimulated more than his actual length so yeah, he also thought you'll find it tough but is actually cute.

After it healed... Mikey is a mess, he's rough.. He gets very touchy touchy when the piercing no longer hurts cause of friction.

Would get another? No. He didn't liked the month and half waiting cause he couldn't stop touching it, neither that he couldn't get some touch from you.

—Hanma °Ampallang

Ampallang is a piercing that is positioned horizontally on the tip.

Got it after he overheard you and your friends talking.

Is a raw looking piercing, perfect for him.

Got Kisaki as his personal support.

"Is a stupid idea" "So you're saying I should do it?"

Hanma handles pain really good but will whine like a poor puppy if you ask him if it hurts.

Wears 0 underwear, sleeps man spreaded.

This piercing yells condom proof

Hanma might be dumb but he knows what things to do and the way he should treat his pierced dick.

He got it healed sooner than expected.

Man loves to show off, so probably everybody knows he has it.

He sends you pictures of the process, the bloody tip of his dick right there, no context.

He loves jewelry, so he got a shiny and high quality gold straight barbell sparkling on the tip of his length.

Why the ampallang piercing? Hanma enjoys pain, he's neither a simple person also, it worked really well as an excuse to not wear condoms anymore-

After it healed... The first thing he wanna get from you is a blowjob, he did it for you so you better be grateful 😚

Would get another? Hell yeah. Each time more painful than the other.

—Ran °Deep shaft reverse PA

He lost a bet.

But kinda ended up liking it.

Ran is very delicate, at least with his appearance so he definitely will do  the healing process perfectly.

Just like Draken, he didn't expect to ever have a piercing 'there' but things happens, right..?

The type to send you thirsty pictures asking you if you like it, with a hundred android emojis.

His pain tolerance is good but his dick is extremely sensitive, like you blow some air on it boom, hard.

Ran loves having an impeccable image, I see him like the type to have a lot of piercings changes just for when it heals.

And shows all of them to you like is a runway walk.

Tells Rindou and he gets a matching one.

Why the Deep shaft Reverse Prince Albert? He didn't knew what to choose, he only thought about something that would surely surprise you but only the thought of him having one was enough to surprise you.

After it healed... Ran takes things gradually, he doesn´t see the reason in hurrying up, hes gonna fuck you anyway. But he´s a teasing little shit-

Would he get another? Maybe yes, maybe not. If it´s a yes he might not get it on his dick.

—Taiju °King´s crown

Another man that have never been interested in having a piece of metal stabbing his dick.

Got it after a night of drinks, everybody was drunk, Koko got a tongue piercing and he wanted to "experiment".

The Dydoe is very discrete, if you ask me.

Taiju has no problems taking care of it, cleans it with warm water, changes the jewelry twice a month after the healing, this man is perfect.

He do has problems with the clothing, usually somebody with a dick piercing has to wear baggy clothes but this man only wears tailored suits-

Won't show off, Taiju is a "me and for my partner" kind of man.

Hissed a little bit out of pain, but not that much!

He doesn't have any preference when it comes to chose the jewelry, he got two silver horseshoe rings, the piercer picked them for him.

In that drunk-as-hell state he was he almost beat the complete fuck out of the piercer when he felt something pointy-

His dick is a king, the piercing fits perfectly.

Wears more than 1 condom.

Why the King's crown/Dydoe piercing? He was lights out when he got it but after the hangover he realizes he kinda likes how it looks.

After it healed... Taiju wants you to watch. He unbutton his pants infront of your heated up face, watching you drool at his feet as you eye the new decoration in complete silent. Dinner is ready.

Would get another? No, not even as a teenager he had this interest in piercings, he would just get more cautious for that to never happen again.

—Terano °Reverse Prince Albert

You got his dick a nickname and it's "Bull genitals"

He got it cause of the name.

He loves it too, it felt like a mosquito bite.. On his dick.

Man had no idea he could get a piercing "there".

No matter how careful he tries to be, the cleaning always ends with hurting himself accidentally.

The kind to press down the jewelry just to feel the slight pain surrounding the tip.

Minami wears a lot of baggy pants but he loves being naked even more.

Will let you pick the jewelry for him, he's in between a segment ring or a ball closure ring, both big to make it feel heavy.

Takes his pants off in front of you after cleaning it and tells you the process, for you to tell him if there´s something wrong.

Why the Reverse PA? He is big and he knows it, he wanted something that would match his tough personality.

After it healed... Roleplay. Come on, bull piercing equals bull costume. He's a fan of watching the thick mix between your spit and cum dripping down the gold ring directly into your mouth visuals guys, visuals

Would get another? Plain yes.

—Baji °Frenum 

Something small and simple.

Has problems with piercings, he thinks they look cool but he´´s kinda scare 'cause of his mom-

Has an intense crisis when he forgets to clean it one day

Has no idea why he got it, just knows he's about to regret it

ScReaMs when the shower head water hits the piercing.

Threatened the piercer with beating his ass if he didn't let him chose the jewelry.

His dick is sensitive, he's whining hard when the needle made its way in.

Kazutora told him to put hand sanitizer on it 💀

"Are you sure..?" "Yeah, that's how I clean mine"

Wants you to help him with it :c

Baji is a softy, change my mind.

Why the frenum piercing? He was just accompanying Kazutora, he got it out of curiosity.

After it healed... He gets excited when he spots a metal detector.

Would get another? No, that was a way too stressing situation.

[guia-de-sburb]

Classes Com Gênero? Menos Provável do que Você pensa.

Antes de mais nada, o único sentimento que eu tenho pelo Hussie é o mesmo que eu imagino que um fã de Harry Potter tem pela escritora. A diferença é apenas nos motivos para o ódio. Mas meu respeito negativo pela pessoa a parte, essa imagem é um bom começo para um argumento simples:

Classes em si não tem um gênero definido. A verdade é que SBURB/SGRUB/(Qualquer que seja a palavra de 5 letras que começa em S e termina em B de uma espécie) não vai ficar medindo detalhes com microscópio e régua.

O que você tem entre as pernas, ou com sua expressão de gênero e identidade, são coisas suas e com as quais o jogo não realmente se importa. SBURB é um mecanismo cósmico para a preservação perpétua do ato da criação. Simples assim. A única regra é nos NOMES das classes.

Na nossa língua não faz diferença, porque os nomes que usamos não são os termos diretos, mas traduções. No original, porém, uma garota poderia ser um príncipe, mas o NOME da classe dela ainda seria Prince e não Princess. Porque todas as classes tem nomes que, em Inglês, são compostas de apenas uma sílaba.

Já quanto ao pijama de ascensão... honestamente é uma ótima pergunta. O Dirk odiava o dele, a Meenah achava o próprio tão feio que decidiu não usar e esconder que era uma Ascendida. Sendo assim você sempre tem a opção de, por exemplo, decidir que não quer usar o vestido e meias listradas de Bruxa, ou a sunga de um Escudeiro, ou o Codpiece de um Bardo (honestamente, talvez fosse até melhor tirar isso) e apenas tirar essa roupa e usar outras.

Por outro lado, nada realmente impede você de modificá-las como desejar se você tiver as habilidades para isso... ou só outra roupa legal para fundir essas com se você não entender de corte e costura. Você, após ascender, torna-se um Deus. Seria meio tosco se o limite do seu poder fosse “Eu não sou capaz de mudar a aparência de um maldito pijama”.

Adm. S (Lord of Hope)

[imgloriaa]

Yes prince Royce is the guy that’s in both of the music videos by Becky and Natti being creepy I and I also just don’t like him because he’s always like doing the light skin face and acting like he is the cutest dude in Latin America 

i can’t see this creepy behavior on the sin pijama video tho but he looks and behave so much like joel wtf

[pl-panda]

Damienette arranged marriage: part 7

Credits: Miraculous Ladybug team for the elements I take from MLB show. DC for their characters, @ozmav for the AU, @maribat-archive for giving me access to so many different stories to have take inspirations from, @thyladyanput for idea for Chat Damian and me for the plot.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Damienette arranged marriage: Part 7

NEXT!

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She was maybe the second person to learn the truth behind his name. Damian means to tame and his mother named him that because he was ultimate proof that she tamed The Bat. He expected her to laugh, but instead she pulled him into a hug to comfort him. He also revealed that he loved painting and went as far as to sketch her. She was happy to pose as long as he in turn allowed her to take measurements. 

Marinette brought out what was best in him and he would be damned if he let her just suffer in silence. 

Marinette was so tired that she found herself unable to sleep. This day was so full of emotions: both good and bad. 

When she first met Damian, back at the temple, he was rather cold and indifferent. He struck her as selfish even. But he was also dead honest and very serious about his loyalty. He even stabbed his own brother to defend her honor. Okay, after spending the day with him she was pretty convinced he would stab him for some more meager reason, but it was still… cute in some strange way. Nobody has ever done something like this before. Even Chat Noir never stabbed anyone to defend her honor. Hit on the head with a baton? Sure. But never stab. And he threatened Lila. Marinette was unsure if he wouldn’t actually follow up on his threat. 

The date she went on was great. She felt the freedom unlike ever before. She knew she could tell him anything since they already knew each others’ greatest secrets. She could freely tell him about her adventures as Ladybug. And he was also quite handsome when he smiled. Not that he wasn’t when he was not smiling, but she liked his smile. His actual smile not the malicious grin he often wore. Damian played the cold and closed mean guy, but he was actually quite soft. He loved animals and painting. He even wanted to sketch her! Damian was yet very grounded person. He had this no-nonsense aura around himself. But he was patient enough to endure with her small panic attacks. She remembered his gentle touch on  her hands. His words of encouragement. And his deep green eyes. They were two whirlpools of emerald. So majestic, yet so caring. With that image imprinted on her mind she finally fell asleep. Her dreams were undisturbed by a knocking on her window.

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Next day Marinette woke up still tired, but in much better mood. She was ready for school. Well, good for her since she was almost late like usual. In panic, she quickly grabbed her purse and was about to run downstairs when Tikki flew in front of her.

“Marinette! Aren’t you forgetting something?” The girl looked around and didn’t catch what Kwami ment. “Your clothes!” Marinette looked down and saw she was still in her pijama. In record time she managed to dress up and was about to run downstairs when Tikki stopped her again. “Backpack?” Once again Marinette rushed to grab her things and get down and not get late. Her parents were already waiting for her in the bakery. 

“Here is your breakfast cherie.” Her mother smiled handing her a box of pastries. 

“And here is something special for you to share with your boy.” Her father smiled and handed her a box of macaroons. They both had a smile.

“And remember Mari. If he hurts you, just say a word and I will break his every bone into dozen pieces.” Her mother gave her most prominent smile ever. Somehow, it made the threat even more real.

“I will maman. Bye papa! Bye maman!” Marinette shouted and run away before they offered more ‘help’. She loved them, but after yesterday’s evening she was not sure she would allow them to meet Damian any times soon. She couldn’t protect him forever, seeing as he was technically her husband, but she could at least give them some time to get used to the idea of her dating someone. Maybe once Hawkmoth was gone. She did not want to have to escape from another thorny prison. Or maybe after the trip to gotham. They should be happy to see her back that they might not outright kill him for marrying her without their knowledge. She fully planned on telling them everything once there was no threat looming over their heads. Marinette giggled imagining Talia facing her mother. It was funny that somehow the confrontation would always go in favor of Sabine. 

She barged into class almost right when the bell rang. None of her classmates cared enough to even batch an eye at her. She did notice Damian in the back and made her way to him.

“I swear… If that harlot tries telling another lie about me or my family, I will not even need the bleacher. They will never know where to look in the first place.” He growled.

“What did she say?” Marinette grasped. While Damian had a soft side, she also knew he would not hesitate to stab her, making it look like a nasty incident. 

“She kept babbling about how she knows the Waynes and She and Me have an on and off ‘thing’ and probably this whole trip is because we had a fight and now I want to apologize that way.” His hand twitched dangerously close to his sword. Why did he bring the sword today?

“I can’t let you just stab her. And it’s not like you can convince any of them change their minds that way.” Marinette placed her hand over his, at the same time making sure it would make it harder for him to grab the sword if he heard something more from Lila. “Here. My parents made them for us.” She opened the box of macaroons. 

“I am not a fan of sweets.” He answered, but with relief she noticed he stopped glaring daggers at Lila. 

“Then try this one.” She pointed to the yellow one. “It’s made with a bit of lemon juice to add more sourness.”

Damian reluctantly picked the treat and took a bite. Suddenly, the corners of his lips went up. She proudly watched the ‘ice prince’ smile at something so common as a macaroon. “This is a very good macaroon. I am sure it could rival whatever Alfred makes.” He exclaimed, trying not to sound overly excited.

“Somehow I feel like this is better compliment than when Uncle Jagged offered to write a song about my parents’ bakery…” She giggled. Damian looked at her stumped. She only giggled again. “You should’ve seen how Tim reacted when he heard. Suddenly next day Wayne enterprises ordered catering for the whole building. Apparently the CEO wanted to celebrate some deal. I am not sure if any worker besides Tim saw the pastries though.” 

“Knowing him? I have no idea. If it was Jason or Dick, they wouldn’t even make it to the building before this morons ate it all.” Then, a dark realization dawned on Damian. “Was by any chance a blonde with him when they picked up the order?”

“Uh… I don’t know. I was at school when it happened. Why?” 

Damian groaned. He should have connected the dots sooner. Brown was suddenly not hanging in the mansion twenty-four/seven and she was not seen on patrols. Father said that he was aware of her location. “If Brown is here too, then I am almost sure this pastries didn’t make it. And she might be causing a sudden jump in the bakery’s revenue.”

“Huh?” Marinette wasn’t following.

“Stephanie Brown is Drake’s girlfriend. Saying she has a sweet tooth is understatement of the century. More of a sweet jaw if you ask me. She can smell sweets from mile and always get there before you. Especially when Alfred is baking. And she can rival Cass in her stealth skill when it comes to stealing them.” Damian explained to Marinette and watched her stiffen another giggle. What was it with girls and giggling? But Damian had to admit Marinette looked cute when she did. Slow down Romeo or you will crash into a stop sign.

“Well then. I will be happy to bake her something. But Tim didn’t mention her.”

“He said he is running his independent investigation, so I assume you do not see him often?”

“Yeah. He is quite busy at the office. Isn’t he missing the school though?”

“Drake is seventeen and already has three P.H.D. He goes to school either to hang out with his less intelligent friends or to argue with the underpaid teachers by pointing every mistake and inaccuracy.” 

“Sounds like fun.” The mention of the teacher suddenly made Marinette aware that Madame Bustier was nowhere to be seen. “We’ve been sitting here for almost twenty minutes now. Maybe I will go check for her…” Marinette suggested more to herself than Damian. She was about to stand up when Madame Bustier walked into the class with Chloe following her. Only now anyone noticed that the blonde was gone. 

“Children. Chloe wanted to say something to all of you.” The teacher started.

“Yes. I wanted to apologize for my utterly ridiculous behavior in the past and hope that you will give me chance to earn forgiveness from the better part of you.” Chloe stated nonchalantly.

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