#pig business

[kply-industries]

[hinamie]

been in a yuuji mood

[katlyntheartist]

Ah, yes, my favorite iconic trio: Mario, Luigi, and Minecraft Pig ❤️💚🐷

[justaz]

visiting nobles/lords/royals quickly notice that merlin has arthur’s ear and that arthur values merlin’s opinion above all others. when they’re having trouble convincing arthur to go along w their plan or sign their Important Document, they go to merlin to try and convince him to convince arthur. merlin knows what they’re doing. merlin does not want to push arthur one way or another, he wants arthur to make his own choices and lead his people as he sees fit. merlin satisfies both of their needs by seeming apologetic that he can’t convince arthur of this but maybe they can and gives them “tips and tricks” on how to soften arthur up to agreeing to the plan.

its all bullshit.

so far he’s convinced a princess (looking for marriage) that arthur loves frogs and pranks so she filled his chambers with a bunch of toads (arthur is terrified of frogs), a lord (was “wronged” by another lord and wanted a portion of his land) that arthur is a fan of the arts, particularly music, and he ended up breaking into song and dance in front of everyone, and a nobleman (arguing against the repealed magic ban and hoping to bring back uther’s laws) that arthur LOVES potatoes and to just give him one throughout the day whenever he seems him so arthur will associate the nobleman with the joy of receiving his favorite food so he’ll be more inclined to the nobleman’s request (arthur despises potatoes).

[wintaebear]

will someone point out to jack that he too was going to get the ring for boss by marrying rosé? and he only didn't because of romantic qualms and not moral ones?

[kittycatcorner]

i can't stand them

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so i've been watching Muppet compilations-

[ritens]

Guinea pig doodles I added to redbubble just for kicks and they got accepted so now I have a shop?? Hm. If you ever want some guinea pig stickers and other things, you know where to look.

[harmslength]

(Mostly) NSFW Headcanons Part III

Disclaimer: Slight spoilers so be warned. Just covering movies I have seen or characters I know enough about to judge. This is just for funsies, just my own personal opinions, so it’s totally okay if you disagree. Fully aware how much of an ass I’m being. Horny hater at my core.

Disco Pigs (2001) | Enda Walsh, Kirsten Sheridan - Darren

• starting out strong with THE freak of freaks

• not to state the obvious but.. possessive, dominating, jealous asf but also loyal asf

• Incel ass behavior, would definitely have a Reddit account, frequent user of 4chan.

• would jerk off to hentai titties if he could

• would probably ask you to do the ahegao face during sex…

On the Edge (2001) | John Carney - Jonathan Breech

• as much as he would hate to admit it.. hopeless romantic. Super devoted but would have an annoying tendency to flirt with other girls to see if you’d get jealous.

• honestly.. great first bf to have. Would absolutely destroy your perception of what love should be.. but hey isn’t that first loves?

• heavy breathing and moaning in your ear. Loves to give hickeys.

Sunburn (1999) | Nelson Hume - Davin McDerby

• oh davin… dead beat baby daddy fr.. loved his character arc regardless tho

• ngl probably absolute shit in bed. He screams premature ejaculator..

• has a porn addiction, but would hide it from you

• would pick up edging and would talk about your sex life very openly with “the boys”

• loves sending nudes and nut vids if he had the chance

Intermission (2003) | John Crowley - John

• he has no qualms about saying it: you’re a whore 😌

• probably feels the need to be in charge and take control but really.. you’d be the one calling the shots mostly

• definitely the type to make stupid jokes during sex

• whiny, would definitely triple text if you didn’t respond fast enough

• still a cutie ofc

• jealousy is his middle name

Girl with the Pearl Earring (2003) | Peter Webber - Pieter

• breeding kink but not in the fun way. Breeding kink in the way where he would wanna fuck like rabbits and procreate like rabbits.

• would want you to have like 6 of his kids is what I’m saying

• acts like he’s touch starved half the time, really handsy, likes to tease and leave kisses all over you

• knows how to handle his meat

At Deaths Door (1999) | Conor Morrissey - Young Reaper

• this one is just for shits and giggles

• it’s giving virgin, inexperienced but passionate

• shy asf, again you’d probably have to make the first move

[emikomusubi]

hello opm fandom pt 3 (pt 1 // pt 2)

[zephyrenn]

The wonderfully wacky Leptopius gladiator weevil takes the third slot in the 30 Days of Weevils challenge!

Besides the fact they can be found in Australia, there's not a ton of information available on this particular species. Members of the genus Leptopius are often called "wattle pigs" due to their short rostra and presence on "wattles" (Acacia plants)! This tumblr post goes more into depth about these interesting weevils :^)

Reference image found here!

[pigswithwings]

more buttons I enjoyed (source)

[bossbeader]

Looney Tunes inspired Kandi❤️

Hello my darlings! I have a new listing up and available for orders🫶🏽! These were very fun to make, and I hope you guys like them! Please continue to share my link around with others, and reblog my posts! I so deeply appreciate the support!

[thegayneapigs]

We are excited to announce that we are brand ambassadors for Comfy Critter Pet Beds! ✨

Leo & Lyra love this Cozy Corner! It’s one of the few things they will actually share, and is the perfect place for their lazy afternoon naps. The replaceable potty pads inside make it easy to keep clean. And moms are obsessed with this dino/taco fleece pattern! 🦕🌮

If you have followed us for any amount of time, you’ll recognize a lot of Comfy Critter products among our photos. We have been fans for many years! They are SO cute, soft, and highly durable; and a staple in our guinea pigs’ homes. We also love supporting a women-owned and operated business. Heather is super friendly, and she designs the most amazing custom products! 💖

Check out her store, and use the code THEGAYNEAPIGS at checkout for 25% off your purchase! ✨

[nenoname]

me: oh i totally get it if some folks dont jive with same coin theory, plus it's strange to conceptualise at first--

me when i see people call it lame:

[greencheekconure27]

Hey antitank squad, have we seen this

@ hazeltongzhi person before or is it a new one? Something tells me that they might have had their blog terminated before🤔

Somehow I don't think that a person who uses "ukkkraine" makes "unlimited genocide" memes doesn't have very good takes on Ukraine. "Russia is a stepping stone for combatting imperialism" with what, more imperialism? Also check out their very normal tags.