#pies and lies

[broadwayinabox]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[la-muerta]

Have you ever wanted to forget anything so badly, you wished you could cut it out of your head? Sometimes I wish it were that easy. Thinking back, I remember the stupidest things; the way the corners of his eyes crinkled when he laughed, the smell of his cigarettes, the tattoo on his shoulder that I had kissed a dozen times, a hundred times. The way he always kept his eyes closed after we kissed, as though if he opened his eyes it would all have been a dream. Maybe I’ll live so long that I’ll actually forget him. Maybe I’ll die trying.

— Li Lianhua, Private Eye

[tealares-art]

HAPPY PI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh. and also some extra doodles.......

[vexic929]

okay that one photoshoot of Andy tho in a suit (might've been a GQ cover? sure looked like one) gave me major CEO Hartley energy and now I'm imagining an AU where Hartley takes Rathaway Industries from his homophobic parents right out from under them-

[gio-goose]

Oomfie requested P and Sin meeting and I think they‘d be excellent bug buddies

[shihlun]

Promotional photos of Chen Yao-chi’s film “Girl with a Gun” (1982)

[nisha2313]

Some (very feeew of the whole amount, actually) Lies of P screencaps of mine.

Personally, I like the one with Carlo (the almond eyes one). And you?

Part 1

[ultimateshixiongfuckertournament]

Noncanonicals Tournament Semifinal 1

Semifinal 1 is between Fang Duobing from Mysterious Lotus Casebook (shizun/mentor: Li Xiangyi / Li Lianhua) and Chen Pi Ah Si from DMBJ / The Mystic Nine (shizun/mentor: Er Yuehong)

Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)

Fang Duobing:

Fang Duobing has most definitely had several fantasies of being dommed by his shifu Li Xiangyi! He is also equally invested in marrying Li Lianhua - travelling the jianghu, going on rooftop moonlit dates, incorporating looking after him forever and ever into his general future plans. This is even before he knows that Li Lianhua and Li Xiangyi are the same person. Oh there are Layers to the shizunfucking. Where's that post about being so devoted to someone that it breaks the pedestal they're put on and comes full circle to loving them for the person they are? (its here: https://www.tumblr.com/difeisheng/733133489565745152/the-core-of-fanghua-is-built-around-fang-duobings) When they finally do get to know each other 10 years later, after Li Xiangyi's identity is found out, Fang Duobing insists on being equals rather than master-and-disciple! Li lianhua is Fang Duobing’s guide in the Jianghu! He leaves his house, dog and the only records of his unique martial arts to Fang Duobing before running away!! Fang Duobing’s most important agenda is to save Li Lianhua from slow death by poison!!! He doesn't care if Li Lianhua keeps leaving him behind and lying to him and is 'at peace' with dying!! They live together. They'll never be equals. They've been equals all along. They're zhiji. They're master and disciple. they're married. They're everything.

#this man wanted to fuck his shizun under two whole ass different identities#this man was given one million choices between his shizun and his entire cushy rich boi life and did not sweat the decision even once#this man was engaged to a princess - who was COOL - and went “no thanks i’d rather follow shizun around in a fantasy china airstream’

#this cannot not be fang duobing let's be serious#polls#he's been drawing hearts around his shizun's name since age 8

#Fang Duobing going through it for what he thinks is two different people but is just one guy#so he gets my vote easy

Chen Pi Ah Si:

Listen. We know canonically Chen Pi is unhinged over his shifu's wife, but he's just as unhinged and Normal(tm) about Er Ye as he is about Ya Tou. He ripped a dude's face off for saying that Chen Pi might overtake Er Ye one day. He is the yandere flavour of a shizunfucker and you know it, and they deserve representation in this tournament as well

[puppy--jam]

Favourite animated movie: 005

directed by Ted Berman, Art Stevens and Richard Rich (1981)

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[broadwayinabox]

I’m not here to start a riot…

I’m just here to let y’all know the source material for the Sweeney Todd musical says, Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett are both very pro The Fucking™️

Sweeney Todd by CG Bond

Pg. 47

ACT II SCENE 4

MRS LOVETT You living above, like, and us not married. People are beginning to talk.

TODD Let them.

MRS LOVETT Typical! Men! Oh, it's all very well for you, but it's not so nice for a woman, I can tell you. All sorts of names they're calling me behind my back, I shouldn't wonder. Well, it's not nice, is it? (Still holding the bowl, she sits on TODD's knee) I mean, you do love me just a teensy bit, don't yer?

(She nibbles at his ear coquettishly)

TODD Indeed I do. (He kisses her)

MRS LOVETT Ooooh- (Putting the bowl on the table) here me hands are all mucky. Just let me give 'em a wipe. (She wipes her hands on her apron) Now then. (She cuddles him with relish) How about a little guest house, then? I'd keep it nice as pie, I would. Warm yer slippers by the fire, fetch you a jug when you wanted one, polish yer razors up regular. You wouldn't want for nothing with me looking after you.

TODD (kissing her between every word) The Judge - the Beadle

- first...

MRS LOVETT (getting up and indignantly smoothing her skirt) I thought you'd packed that revenge caper in. Still moaning after your Lucy, are you? Still wishing she hadn't of poisoned herself?

TODD There, there. Now, Sweeney Todd has never had a wife

- has he?

MRS LOVETT No, but that other fellow did.

TODD But you don't love that other fellow, do you? You love

Sweeney Todd. Come, come.

MRS LOVETT sits on his knee again.

MRS LOVETT I suppose so, but...

SWEENEY TODD kisses her again.

[lgbtqreads]

Fave Five: Books About Pie (and Other Desserts)

Happy Pi Day! The Heartbreak Bakery by A.R. Capetta (Speculative Agender/Transmasc YA Romance) Magic, Lies, and Deadly Pies by Misha Popp (Bi Cozy Mystery) In the Case of Heartbreak by Courtney Kae (M/M Romance) The Dos and Donuts of Love by Adiba Jaigirdar (Contemporary F/F YA Romance) Rosaline Palmer Takes the Cake by Alexis Hall (Bi M/F Romance)

[mrsketchy]

Ko-Fi

Twitch

[adhdo5]

O LUKIN E JAN MUSI MI...

jan @skatankata li pali e sitelen ni; O WILE E SITELEN TAN ONA !!

[madameg99]

Great characters that I would like to see appear in Lies of P.

It would be great to see the Pied Piper of Hamelin in Lies of P, as well as boss, instead of controlling rats playing the Flute, he would control puppets.

[littleplantfreak]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at little ume with his mom and dad even tho i swear ive talked about how much i love it before (its under the cut in case some people dont want spoilers)

They are the cutest!!!!! sometimes i go back and read his backstory like multiple times. I wanna know the little things like the pieces of his parents that stayed with him that just make him Ume yknow? yea he gets his "eating with the people you love makes the food taste better" thing but does he laugh like one of them? Who does he get his bad eyesight from? I need a 10,000 word expose or ill have to start making my own stuff up

[nisha2313]

Pinocchio and Romeo or Carlo and Romeo?

This is my artwork inspired by the Lies of P game and the original fairytale. In this timelapse there is a short bonus (with a flashworward). You will definitely like it. Please, do not hesitate to wacth it.

I refer to the boy both as Pi and Carlo in my artwork because I kind of mixed the game's lore and the fairytale's one. I undestand that Carlo is Carlo and Pi is Pi, but for me this is similar to Sonic the Hedgehog from Classic AU and Sonic the Hedgehog from Modern AU. They are both the same character of different time scope and both different ones in terms of their personality, so here I go. This is just my personal interpretation, I actually love and appreciate all fan arts with Carlo, Pi, Romeo and all other fantastic Lies of P characters.

So, here is my illustration. I will draw more of them in the future, I suppose.

- Are you catching frogs?

- I am not! 🤥

+ some sketches