#pies and lies

[broadwayinabox]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[cassandragemini]

love lies bleeding inspired me to draw more huge lesbians so heres misha and her pocket sized butch

[socialbutterfly19]

Gut feeling is usually always right.

[heckitall]

back - next

GET WREC---oh nothings happened

yet???

i ask as if i don't know whats happening next

day 482302847472 forgetting Leo's hecking stripes. its like im allergic to stripes

[la-muerta]

Have you ever wanted to forget anything so badly, you wished you could cut it out of your head? Sometimes I wish it were that easy. Thinking back, I remember the stupidest things; the way the corners of his eyes crinkled when he laughed, the smell of his cigarettes, the tattoo on his shoulder that I had kissed a dozen times, a hundred times. The way he always kept his eyes closed after we kissed, as though if he opened his eyes it would all have been a dream. Maybe I’ll live so long that I’ll actually forget him. Maybe I’ll die trying.

— Li Lianhua, Private Eye

[tealares-art]

HAPPY PI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh. and also some extra doodles.......

[vexic929]

okay that one photoshoot of Andy tho in a suit (might've been a GQ cover? sure looked like one) gave me major CEO Hartley energy and now I'm imagining an AU where Hartley takes Rathaway Industries from his homophobic parents right out from under them-

[gio-goose]

Oomfie requested P and Sin meeting and I think they‘d be excellent bug buddies

[johnn-cat]

Hi everyone, my commissions are open! here are the details and feel free to message me for any questions.

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[broadwayinabox]

I’m not here to start a riot…

I’m just here to let y’all know the source material for the Sweeney Todd musical says, Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett are both very pro The Fucking™️

Sweeney Todd by CG Bond

Pg. 47

ACT II SCENE 4

MRS LOVETT You living above, like, and us not married. People are beginning to talk.

TODD Let them.

MRS LOVETT Typical! Men! Oh, it's all very well for you, but it's not so nice for a woman, I can tell you. All sorts of names they're calling me behind my back, I shouldn't wonder. Well, it's not nice, is it? (Still holding the bowl, she sits on TODD's knee) I mean, you do love me just a teensy bit, don't yer?

(She nibbles at his ear coquettishly)

TODD Indeed I do. (He kisses her)

MRS LOVETT Ooooh- (Putting the bowl on the table) here me hands are all mucky. Just let me give 'em a wipe. (She wipes her hands on her apron) Now then. (She cuddles him with relish) How about a little guest house, then? I'd keep it nice as pie, I would. Warm yer slippers by the fire, fetch you a jug when you wanted one, polish yer razors up regular. You wouldn't want for nothing with me looking after you.

TODD (kissing her between every word) The Judge - the Beadle

- first...

MRS LOVETT (getting up and indignantly smoothing her skirt) I thought you'd packed that revenge caper in. Still moaning after your Lucy, are you? Still wishing she hadn't of poisoned herself?

TODD There, there. Now, Sweeney Todd has never had a wife

- has he?

MRS LOVETT No, but that other fellow did.

TODD But you don't love that other fellow, do you? You love

Sweeney Todd. Come, come.

MRS LOVETT sits on his knee again.

MRS LOVETT I suppose so, but...

SWEENEY TODD kisses her again.

[nisha2313]

Some (very feeew of the whole amount, actually) Lies of P screencaps of mine.

Personally, I like the one with Carlo (the almond eyes one). And you?

Part 1

[wuwojiti]

󱤎󱤽󱤴󱤧󱦅󱤉󱤿󱥠󱥍󱦗󱥠󱥔󱦘󱤀

[jan-majeka-yaps]

mi la, tenpo nanpa wan li ni: mun Kekan San li toki e "ni li tenpo Kekan", kama la ona li wawa Kekan lon ale a. taso, tenpo nanpa tu li ni tawa mi: ona li kama e mi lon ma nasa pi wile ale mi sama jan Wili Wanka kepeken nasin ni: ona li pana e nasa Molly tawa mi lon tenpo ona pi pana sona. mije suwi pi toki pona pi lipu Tanpula nanpa wan a.

[ultimateshixiongfuckertournament]

Noncanonicals Tournament Semifinal 1

Semifinal 1 is between Fang Duobing from Mysterious Lotus Casebook (shizun/mentor: Li Xiangyi / Li Lianhua) and Chen Pi Ah Si from DMBJ / The Mystic Nine (shizun/mentor: Er Yuehong)

Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)

Fang Duobing:

Fang Duobing has most definitely had several fantasies of being dommed by his shifu Li Xiangyi! He is also equally invested in marrying Li Lianhua - travelling the jianghu, going on rooftop moonlit dates, incorporating looking after him forever and ever into his general future plans. This is even before he knows that Li Lianhua and Li Xiangyi are the same person. Oh there are Layers to the shizunfucking. Where's that post about being so devoted to someone that it breaks the pedestal they're put on and comes full circle to loving them for the person they are? (its here: https://www.tumblr.com/difeisheng/733133489565745152/the-core-of-fanghua-is-built-around-fang-duobings) When they finally do get to know each other 10 years later, after Li Xiangyi's identity is found out, Fang Duobing insists on being equals rather than master-and-disciple! Li lianhua is Fang Duobing’s guide in the Jianghu! He leaves his house, dog and the only records of his unique martial arts to Fang Duobing before running away!! Fang Duobing’s most important agenda is to save Li Lianhua from slow death by poison!!! He doesn't care if Li Lianhua keeps leaving him behind and lying to him and is 'at peace' with dying!! They live together. They'll never be equals. They've been equals all along. They're zhiji. They're master and disciple. they're married. They're everything.

#this man wanted to fuck his shizun under two whole ass different identities#this man was given one million choices between his shizun and his entire cushy rich boi life and did not sweat the decision even once#this man was engaged to a princess - who was COOL - and went “no thanks i’d rather follow shizun around in a fantasy china airstream’

#this cannot not be fang duobing let's be serious#polls#he's been drawing hearts around his shizun's name since age 8

#Fang Duobing going through it for what he thinks is two different people but is just one guy#so he gets my vote easy

Chen Pi Ah Si:

Listen. We know canonically Chen Pi is unhinged over his shifu's wife, but he's just as unhinged and Normal(tm) about Er Ye as he is about Ya Tou. He ripped a dude's face off for saying that Chen Pi might overtake Er Ye one day. He is the yandere flavour of a shizunfucker and you know it, and they deserve representation in this tournament as well

[adhdo5]

O LUKIN E JAN MUSI MI...

jan @skatankata li pali e sitelen ni; O WILE E SITELEN TAN ONA !!

[avaford2009]

I made Disney Princes Collage & Lineup!

Prince Florian (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs), Prince Henri (Cinderella), Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid), Prince Adam (Beauty and the Beast), Aladdin/Prince Ali (Aladdin), John Smith (Pocahontas), Hercules (Hercules), Dimitri (Anastasia), Li Shang (Mulan, Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog), Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (Tangled), Pied Piper (Shrek Forever After), Kristoff (Frozen), Prince Hans of the Southern Isles (Frozen), and Maui (Moana). Also, Disney acquires and owns Anastasia and Shrek movies (Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, and Shrek Forever After).

And here's an intro of Disney Princes!