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i have to restrain myself not to draw piercings on every old man
#ed has a bridge piercing istg#saul goodman has a hole in his ear from a drunk evening?#hell yeah#thats that good shit#old men#art#piercings
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lol that’s fair.
They did try with Kathy Bates in the Matlock reboot. But it was awful. I felt bad for Kathy that the show was that bad. Under better writers it could have worked.
And I appreciate they tried to bring in a Black lead for the Ironside reboot. But again, it was awful.
They need to stop rebooting these shows and create new fun murder mysteries with people over 55. And character actors we’ve all loved who have sadly been forgotten.
Richard Dean Anderson would be fun! Sam Jackson would be spectacular. With the right scripts, Eddie Murphy could do it. Forest fucking Whittaker would be BRILLIANT. Lawrence Fishburn. Sigourney Weaver. Jeff Bridges. Morris Chestnut would be fabulous. Gabriel Union. Julie Walter. Kurt Russell. Mary J Blige. Goldie Hawn. Helen Mirren. Candice Bergen. Diane Keaton. Ted Danson. Christine Baranski. John Goodman. Dan Ackroyd. Mary Steenburgen. Pierce Brosnan. Denzel. Kim Cattrall. Jamie Lee Curtis. Emma fucking Thompson. Hell, even Rosie O'Donnell.
Every one of these-- with the right setting, the right studio, and the right writers would be absolutely brilliant. We have so many actors who are incredibly talented and could 100% be the next Columbo or Jessica Fletcher.
Don't fucking reboot them. Give them the honour of being the NEWEST best one, not trying to live up to someone else's shadow.
You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#Richard Dean Anderson#Eddie Murphy#sam l jackson#forrest whittaker#lawrence fishburn#sigourney weaver#jeff bridges#morris chestnut#gabriel union#julie walter#kurt russell#goldie hawn#ted danson#mary steenburgen#mary j blige#dan ackroyd#christine baranski#hellen mirren#candice bergen#diane keaton#john goodman#pierce brosnan#denzel washington#kim cattrall#jamie lee curtis#emma thompson#rosie o'donnell
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Space And Time
(Song by S.G Goodman)
pairing: luke castellan x AphroditeFem!reader
Warnings: Angst, kissing, death, description of death, spoilers for the end of the lightening thief
From the moment she stepped into the camp, her life became a tapestry woven with threads of fate and love. She was beautiful, a child of aphrodite would have to be. She met Luke the day he arrived, Luke Castellan, a year older but relatively new to the camp, entered her orbit as a lost boy with big brown eyes and curly hair that fell in front of his eyes, clothes drenched to the bone and accompanied by a little girl with a tight grip on his hand. He was fourteen and angry.
Unclaimed by her godly parents, she sought a transient haven in the Hermes cabin. Positioned directly above Luke's bunk, she could practically sense the intensity of his gaze burning through the shitty mattress. She could feel his emotions, every stomach twist and finger twitch reverberating through the thin barrier between them.Curiosity got the best of her, prompting her to peer over the edge of the bunk, startling Luke from his thoughts. He snapped his head, obviously startled and scared.
"Sorry, I just wanted to see if you were okay," her short hair barely touches her back when she stands but as she hangs her head off the top of the bunk, long strands fall over her ears. Gaining a clearer view of his face, she thought he was pretty for a boy. Her eyesight adjusted, and with a closer examination, she almost whispered in a yell, "You're bleeding!"
In response, Luke's hand instinctively rose to the top of his head, where the blood had begun to congeal and cling to his hair. His gaze lowered to his hand, the tips of his fingers stained with red. A hand places itself over his, holding it, when he looks up the girl has come down from her bed and is using an old top to dab away the blood.
He hadn't uttered a single word, and yet she was already helping him, leaving him utterly perplexed. Her eyes, intensely focused on the task at hand, seemed to possess a magnetic quality. When her gaze shifted downward to meet his eyes, he felt a sensation as if Eros himself had unleashed an arrow, piercing straight through his heart.
"Than- thank you," he stammered, his words stumbling over each other. "Don't thank me, it's the least I could do," she responded with a smile, "God she’s gorgeous.” he thought.
Now three years later, and she found herself seated in the stands at the training arena, feet propped up on the seat in front of her, a bag of almonds in her lap. Her once-short hair had grown, now cascading over her shoulders and collarbone. Her mother said it suited her so she kept it. She was watching Luke train, he was cutting through practice dummies ruthlessly.
Beads of sweat roll down his temple making his hair damp. His chest rises and falls as hot breaths escape his mouth, Her playful heckle cuts through the air, breaking the intensity of his focus. "Do you think you can hit that thing any harder?" she teased, a smirk playing on her lips.
Luke's head snapped in her direction, his intense gaze softening into a momentary smile. He wiped the sweat from his brow and shook his head, a playful glint in his eyes. "Maybe I should ask the dummy if it thinks I'm being too harsh," he replied. The end of his sword jabbing into it.
Her laughter was like a melody, filled the air, and Luke couldn't help but revel in the joy of making her laugh. As she began tying her hair up, he couldn't help but appreciate the simplicity of the moment
She giggled, finishing tying her hair up. She gracefully hopped down a few steps before leaping down from the stands, landing gracefully onto the gravel ground. Dusting off her jeans casually, she sauntered over to where Luke was, an energy in her movements that drew his attention.
Walking behind Luke, she became the focal point of his gaze. Intrigued, he watched as she positioned herself in front of the training dummy, her hands resting on its shoulders as though the inanimate object were seeking her fashion advice. Luke tilted his head to the side, crossing his arms, a smile playing on his lips at the whimsical scene before him.
"Maybe it needs a break," she teased, a mischievous smile dancing on her lips when she looked back over her shoulder at him.
Luke chuckled at her playful remark, the sound echoing in the training arena. He unfolded his arms, the playful glint in his eyes turning into a full-fledged grin. "Perhaps," he replied, joining in "I wouldn't want the poor thing to file a complaint with Chiron about the harsh treatment."
"Oh, imagine the headlines: 'Camp Half-Blood in Disarray as practice Dummies Demand Justice!'" Her laughter danced through the air. She took a step back from the training dummy, her eyes sparkling with a mischievous glint. "Well, Mr. Dummy, you've been spared for today," she declared with a mock-serious expression, earning another chuckle from Luke.
As if on cue, two younger kids burst into the arena, their presence announced by boisterous yells. "Chiron says you two are late!" Luke turned to look at them, a grin forming on his face. "Yeah, alright. We'll be there," he responded with an easygoing nod.
As the younger demigods scampered off to deliver the message, Luke began packing up his training gear. She observed him taking his armour off. He sharpens the blade of his sword, he pulls back the muscles in his arms tense and then releases for a moment before she starts to walk towards him.
"Race you to the woods?" She proposed a challenge in her tone. Her eyes tracing him, he laughs and puts the sword on the rack. Luke raised an eyebrow, a playful smirk playing on his lips. "You're on," he declared, the familiar thrill in his voice.
As they run out of the arena dust pools around their feet, Luke almost slips on the small rocks to try and catch up with her. leaving behind the fading echoes of their laughter. When the tree’s start to come into view their leaves fly over the top of them. He catches up to her. Just, he grabs her hand and she looks back. She pulls on his hand and he stumbles forward and her back foot catches on a root. As they stumbled as they a little the forest floor seemed to shift, and laughter turned to surprise as they tumbled down a hill.
As they tumbled down the hill, Luke instinctively pulled her close, wrapping his arms around her as they hit the ground with a thud. The world became a blur of leaves and twigs.
When they finally reached the bottom of the hill, Luke looked down at her, his arms still encircling her. "Are you okay?" he asked, lifting himself up with his arms so that he could look down at her. His eyebrows furrowed with concern as he scanned her face for any signs of injury.
She laughed, the sound a melody of amusement that echoed through the woods. "I'm fine, just a bit shaken," she reassured him, her hand circling his upper arm with a reassuring touch.
"Are you sure?" Luke asked, his eyes still reflecting worry.
"Yes, Luke, jeez," she smiled, rolling her eyes playfully. Her hand moved from his arms to his face, her fingers gently tracing over his soft skin. Her gaze was fixed on her hand, but Luke found himself captivated by the delicate movements of her fingers.
As her eyes darted towards his, the world seemed to pause for a moment. In that suspended instant, their connection deepened, and he felt the magnetic pull drawing him closer. Before he could fully comprehend what was happening, she closed the distance between them and kissed him.
Time seemed to stand still as the forest around them held its breath, a witness to the unexpected turn of events. Luke's eyes closed instinctively, savouring the warmth of the kiss and the rush of emotions that accompanied it. He pulls away “your so pretty” she says, her breath coming back to her.
His brain seemed to fail him, a cascade of thoughts and emotions rendering him momentarily speechless. His gaze drifted downward, but her fingers found his chin, gently lifting it to meet her eyes. “I don’t want to leave this world without saying,” she began, a breath catching in her throat, she knew that every day at this camp could be her last “I love you.” He finished her sentences, a knowing smile playing on his lips.
They lay on the grass for a while, the world around them fading into the background. Luke on his back, and she on her stomach, propped up on her elbows to gaze at him. The wind, a gentle caress, whispered through the leaves overhead.
"There's some who have loved me," he said, his fingers delicately playing with the loose strands of hair that danced lightly on her face. "Some who have tried." His touch shifted to cup her cheek, his thumb brushing against her skin. "They all have their grips on my heart and grips on my mind."
She stayed quiet, a pretty smile gracing her lips as her hand gently found its way to his. The tranquillity of the moment lingered between them, the soft rustle of leaves above providing a gentle soundtrack to their shared contemplation.
"That's poetic," she finally remarked, her light laughter breaking the quietude of the woods.
"It's supposed to be romantic," he retorted with a playful grin, their hands entwining in a silent agreement that transcended words.
The sword slid between her armour and into her flesh, a burning sensation that seared through her. The edges of the blade stung, and tears welled up in her eyes, Her hand shakes as she brings it to his face. Her thumb runs over the scar that splits his face. She remembers when he came back with that wound. it was a quest he was sent on after that day in the woods. “Luke” she gasped, the pain sharp and agonising. But Luke wasn’t there. He hasn’t been there, not for a while.
He pulls out his sword and her body falls to its knees and then falls to her side her breaths stopped. Luke stumbled back, his gaze shifting upward to the sky. When his eyes returned to her, still and lifeless, he threw the sword aside, its metallic clang echoing in the emptiness of the battlefield. Tears streamed down his face, silent sobs escaping him as he dropped to his knees beside her.
His hands grab at her armour pulling her lifeless form close to him. She’s still, with little to no breath. Blood stained his hands as the deep wound bled through both sides of her body. Desperation etched across his face, he fought with her hair, pushing it back from her
"No... no no no no," Luke cried, the words escaping his lips in a tortured whisper. "I love you," he whispered, the sincerity of the words wavering in his own ears. He could only lie, that's all he was good for. He screwed his eyes shut not wanting to look at her.
Soft fingers dusted over his face “that day in the woods” she coughed, her voice strained. “it was clear to me” she persisted, “you owe your life to even your enemies” she coughed again, like her breath was catching in her vocal cords “To the ones who have loved you, to the ones who have tried” her hand slowly lowered, she knows he can see her.
"I want you to know, I'm not leaving this world without saying," she couldn't finish the sentence, her eyes falling back, her body growing still. Cold was all he could feel – her cold body in his arms.
He shot up, out of bed. Hot tears spilled down his face. He sobbed into his hands, curling his knees into his chest like he was a boy. He had lost her forever. He cried for her, he was inconsolable, not that anyone would be there to comfort him. Alone in the dark, he clutched at nothing, cursed at memories he could never replace and that he could never get back. In these moments, he was just Luke – a fractured soul, grappling with the enormity of his choices. He was Luke Castellan, a traitor. a killer.
#luke castellan#luke castellan fic#luke pjo#luke castellan x fem!reader#luke castellan x reader#pjo spoilers#luke castellan x you
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Nathaniel Hawthorne
Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864) was an American author of novels and short stories, who produced some of the most memorable works of American literature: the novels The Scarlet Letter and The House of the Seven Gables as well as the short stories Young Goodman Brown and My Kinsman, Major Molineaux, among many others.
Early Life
Nathaniel Hawthorne was born on 4 July 1804 in Salem, Massachusetts, the second of three children; he had two sisters Elizabeth and Louisa. His early life was spent reading, most often alone. When Hawthorne was four years old in 1808, his father died of yellow fever, causing his mother to become reclusive. His home's old, dusty library, with its stacks of histories and novels, was Hawthorne's salvation. This home of his youth later became the setting for The House of the Seven Gables. At the age of nine, he injured his foot. Housebound and bedridden, he spent the next two years recovering and reading. Robert Mead in his Literature of the American Nation wrote that Hawthorne, alone, sat in the old library reading, absorbing the history of his family and "the somber calamities of the seventeenth-century founders with their Indian wars and terror of witchcraft" (126).
Through family connections, in 1821, he entered Bowdoin College, graduating in 1825. At Bowdoin, he became acquainted with the poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) and the future president Franklin Pierce (1804-1869). After graduating from Bowdoin College, Hawthorne returned to Salem with the goal of becoming a writer, leaving his home only for his daily long walks. He "disappeared like a stone dropped into a well" (Cowley, 1). However, the years after leaving Bowdoin can be considered a "literary apprenticeship," a time of reading and writing (Timko, 61). In 1828, he published his first novel Fanshawe: A Tale at his own expense. Later, he began to submit small pieces to the Salem Gazette.
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Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket - Round 1 - Part 1/2 (Polls 1-99)
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Celebrate the Year of the Dragon with 26 Dragon-y Books!
大家,新年快乐!Happy New Year, everyone! Today, February 10th, is Lunar New Year, and in many countries that use the lunar calendar, the new year to come is the year of the dragon, so we thought it’d be fun to share some of our favorite books featuring dragons! These books have a mixture of dragon type (some more Western, some more Eastern), and some are queer and some aren’t. The common theme is the prominence of dragons in the plot, because we LOVE dragons!
The Dragon of Jin-Sayeng (Chronicles of the Bitch Queen series) by K.S. Villoso
When Women Were Dragons by Kelly Barnhill
Highfire by Eoin Colfer
After the Dragons by Cynthia Zhang
The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea by Axie Oh
Copper Coins by Mu Su Li
The Tea Dragon Society (The Tea Dragon Society series) by K. O’Neill
Hands Off, Evil Dragon! by Kitty Roe Factory
Dungeon Meshi by Ryoko Kui
Phoenix Extravagant by Yoon Ha Lee
Wyrms: An Anthology of Dragon Drabbles by Eric Fomley
To Shape a Dragon’s Breath (Nampeshiweisit series) by Moniquill Blackgoose
The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos series) by Samantha Shannon
Seraphina (Seraphina series) by Rachel Hartman
Sorcerer to the Crown (Sorcerer Royal series) by Zen Cho
The House of Binding Thorns (Dominion of the Fallen series) by Aliette de Bodard
Wild Magic (The Immortals series) by Tamora Pierce
Dragon Slippers (Dragon Slippers series) by Jessica Day George
Dragon (Five Ancestors series) by Jeff Stone
Magyk (Septimus Heap series) by Angie Sage
Dragon Keeper (Dragon Keeper series) by Carole Wilkinson
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn (Eon series) by Alison Goodman
Where the Mountain Meets the Moon (Where the Mountain Meets the Moon series) by Grace Lin
Dragon-Ridden (Dragon Ridden Chronicles series) by T.A. White
His Majesty’s Dragon (Temeraire series) by Naomi Novik
In the Vanishers’ Palace by Aliette de Bodard
What are your favorite dragon books? We’d love to add to our list!
The contributors to list this are: @thechaoscryptid @owlouterbridge @hermit-writes @nursinggeek @unforth @Shadaras @hairasuntouchedaspartoftheamazon @tryslora and an anonymous contributor
#duck prints press#lunar new year#book recs#book recommendations#books with dragons#rec list#recommendation list
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Characters I Write For
Please message me with any ideas/requests! I need ideas(short fics or series)
Mostly write for fem!readers. I can write fluff, angst, smut, etc. If I’m not comfortable with something I can let you know
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Bellamy Blake
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Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase
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Tommy Shelby
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Percy Jackson
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10 Things I Hate About You
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Schmidt
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Hello, I hope you are having wonderful day! Do you have an romantic sideplot book recommendations of any genre? Thank you so much!!
hey anon! I'm having a sleepy day bc I had to get up early for a work thing, otherwise doing ok!
books w. good romantic sideplots but where romance isn't the 'focus'
The biggest one for me is the Daevabad trilogy by SA Chakraborty. This is an epic fantasy trilogy and romance is a large part of the plot, but the ENDGAME romance is a slowburn of frankly epic proportions. These books are amazing but I can't usually recommend them in good conscience as 'romance' bc of the slowburn. BUT WHAT IF THE SLOWBURN WAS EVERYTHING ACTUALLY. WHAT IF THEY INVENTED ROMANCE.
The Unspoken Name and The Thousand Eyes by AK Larkwood - this fantasy book series has several romances (including some very fun and cool toxic old man yaoi) but the duology as a whole focused more on the dynamic of the found family unit.
The Dark Days Club by Alison Goodman is a regency era urban fantasy about demon hunters, with a heavy romantic sideplot but again, one that takes several books to develop. so worth it though, the bit where she removes his coat in book 2 is seared on my brain forever more.
Nice Dragons Finish Last by Rachel Aaron is a self-published urban fantasy series about a dragon who is a nice guy when all of his family are court intrigue experts. There are several romances but honestly I'm mostly in it for the 'sunshine with a heart of gold wins' plotline of watching someone kind succeed.
The Winter Duke by Claire Eliza Bartlett is another court intrigue story, similar to the Goblin Emperor, where simply a nice person who wasn't expecting the throne suddenly gets the throne. But she also gets a hot girlfriend. 10 out of 10 content.
Nettle and Bone by T Kingfisher - most Kingfisher books have some degree of romance and if you like stoic men/himbos this is the author for you! but Nettle and Bone is my favourite book of hers for plot before romance (Swordheart is romance before plot)
Scott Westerfeld's Uglies series is a YA sci-fi series but the shenanigans that are happening would today be read as the polycule blueprint. Everyone is in love with everyone that's why it's so messy.
Among Others by Jo Walton is one of my favourite books, it's essentially a coming of age fantasy novel in which you read a girl's diary and that girl also happens to be magic. but she also... goes to a bookclub. And meets a guy. It's just a really good book honestly.
Eliza and Her Monsters by Francesca Zappia is a YA romance-ish book about a webtoon artist and the boy who is her biggest fan on her fandom server. He moves to her school and they become pals, before her identity as the webtoon author is revealed!
Oh! and literally anything by Tamora Pierce!!!
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⚖️Masterlist⚖️
Fics are in red
Drabbles are in blue
HCs are in green
Shitposts/Miscellaneous are in pink
Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca
Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill/Gene Takovic
Outed
Terms of Employment
Breeding Kink
Remote Control Vibrator
Gene Takovic
FTM Chaser
Hair Pulling
Gender Neutral Reader Assistant
Closing Time
Kitten Petplay
Take the Edge Off
Positive Reinforcement
Jimmy McGill x FTM!Reader
Dom!Reader x Sub!Jimmy
Piss Kink
Slip of the Tongue
Watersports Sub Jimmy
Buttslut Jimmy McGill
Lunch Break
NSFW Alphabet
Saul + Lalo teaching Reader to suck dick
More Piss Kink
Did I stutter?
VCH Piercing
Mike watching Reader/Jimmy in the parking garage
Chaser Jimmy being gross
Chicanerous
First Time for Everything
Rimmy McGill
Gustavo “Gus” Fring
Meeting GenderNeutral!Reader (SFW)
Brat Taming
Tug of War (Lalo x Reader x Gus)
Obedience Training
Box Cutter
Dubcon/Intox/Degradation
Jesse Pinkman
Psychedelic
Orgasm Denial/Wetting
Misery Loves Company
Are We There Yet? (Jesse x Reader x Mike)
Tuco Salamanca
General HCs
Tuco x Younger Feminine Boyfriend
Brandon "Badger" Mayhew
FTM!Reader
Splash Zone
Howard Hamlin
Take Control
Lalo x Reader x Howard
Breeding Kink
Kim Wexler
Mommy Kink
Nacho Varga
Bear Witness (Lalo x Reader x Nacho) 2
General HCs
Nacho's Childhood (SFW)
Mike Ehrmantraut
Rise and Shine
Are We There Yet? (Jesse x Reader x Mike)
Mike watching Reader/Jimmy in the parking garage
Sit Still
Joel Miller (TLOU)
Front
Upstairs Neighbor
Joel Miller x FTM!Reader
Breeding/Anal
Butt Stuff
Burning Rage
Breeding Kink
Talking you through anal
Old Man Dick
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Bringing Out the Dead will be released on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray on September 17 via Paramount. Celebrating its 25th anniversary, the 1999 thriller is the 47rd entry in the Paramount Presents line of collector’s editions.
Martin Scorsese reunites with Taxi Driver and Raging Bull writer Paul Schrader to adapt Joe Connelly's 1998 novel of the same name. Nicolas Cage stars with Patricia Arquette, John Goodman, Ving Rhames, and Tom Sizemore.
Bringing Out the Dead has been newly restored in 4K from the original camera negative with Dolby Vision/HDR and Dolby Atmos audio. Special features are listed below, where you can also see the complete packaging.
Special features:
Interview with director Martin Scorsese (new)
Interview with actor Nicolas Cage (new)
Interview with writer Paul Schrader (new)
Interview with actress Patricia Arquette (new)
Interview with actor John Goodman (new)
Interview with actor Ving Rhames (new)
Interview with actor Tom Sizemore (new)
Interview with actor Marc Anthony (new)
Interview with cinematographer Robert Richardson (new)
Cast and crew interviews
Theatrical trailers
Nicolas Cage is Frank Pierce, a paramedic on the brink of madness. Patricia Arquette is the daughter of a man Frank tried to save. Together, they'll need to confront the ghosts of the past to discover redemption among the living.
Pre-order Bringing Out the Dead.
#bringing out the dead#nicolas cage#patricia arquette#martin scorsese#paul schrader#paramount presents#dvd#gift#john goodman#ving rhames#tom sizemore#90s movies#1990s movies#marc anthony#cliff curtis
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I'm going to be trying to spend more time on this blog before November hits me like a ton of bricks, but since I've been asked (literally by only one person, but still lol) there are some muses I'm not bringing back to tumblr anytime soon.
Discord-Only Muses:
Bucky Barnes (MCU)
Tony Stark (MCU)
Thor Odinson (MCU)
Matthew Murdock (Netflix DD)
Elektra Natchios (Netflix DD/Retired)
Jessica Jones (Netflix JJ)
Niklaus Mikaelson (TVD/TO)
Rebekah Mikaelson (TVD/TO)
Elijah Mikaelson (TVD/TO)
Hayley Marshall (TVD/TO)
Damon Salvatore (TVD/TO)
Jeremy Gilbert (TVD/TO)
Katherine Pierce (TVD/TO)
Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)
Buffy Summers (BtVS)
Willow Rosenberg (BtVS)
Liv Moore (izombie)
Ravi Chakrabarti (izombie)
Nyota Uhura (ST)
Cmd. Data (STNG)
Walter White (BB)
Jesse Pinkman (BB)
Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman (BCS)
Kim Wexler (BCS)
Nacho Varga (BCS)
Basically, every non-Lehane muse I write.
If you're interested in any of these muses, I do write them on discord. <3
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Babygirl Polls Lineup: Week Three
Hi everyone! Here is the lineup for the third week of the Babygirl Polls! Thanks to everyone for your submissions!
Chris McLean (Total Drama)
Diego Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Benjamin/Hokma (Lobotomy Incorporation)
Sir Crocodile (One Piece)
Leone Abbacchio (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Getou Suguru (Jujustsu Kaizen)
Yami Bajura (Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters)
Troy Barnes (Community)
Cahara (Fear and Hunger)
Zuke (No Straight Roads)
Five Pebbles (Rain World)
Obito Uchiha (Naruto)
Matt (Eddsworld)
Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)
Luo Binghe (Scum Villain Self Saving System)
Raphael (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Death (Discworld)
Kimimaro (Naruto)
Cronus Ampora (Homestuck)
Lorenz Hellman Gloucester (Fire Emblem)
The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted Wonderland)
Klaus (The Vampire Diaries)
Caroline (The Vampire Diaries)
Jammie Tartt (Ted Lasso)
Catra (She-Ra)
Adora (She-Ra)
Natalie (Yellowjackets)
Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Caesar Flickerman (The Hunger Games)
Sasha Nein (Psychonauts)
Scott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off)
Vergil Sparda (Devil May Cry)
Aran Ryan (Punch Out!!!)
Raymond (Animal Crossing)
Randall Ascot (Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask)
Peter B. Parker (Into the Spiderverse)
DJ Octavio (Splatoon)
Tape (Paper Mario: Original King)
Tangent (I Was A Teenage Exocolonist)
Gargamel (The Smurfs)
Tobari Durandal Kumohira (Nabari no Ou)
Emil Castagnier (Tales of Symphonie: Dawn of a New World)
Israel "Izzy" Hands (Our Flag Means Death)
Deadpool (Marvel)
Viago (What We Do In The Shadows)
Julian Devorak (The Arcana)
Grimer Wormtongue (Fleetway Sonic Comics)
Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Sea Hawk (She-Ra)
Muriel (Good Omens)
Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
Crowley (Good Omens)
Castiel (Supernatural)
Crowley (Supernatural)
Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Bow (She-Ra)
Scorpia (She-Ra)
Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
Oluwande Boodhari (Our Flag Means Death)
Dr. James Wilson MD (House MD)
Seeley Booth (Bones)
Will Graham (Hannibal)
Niklaus Hendrix (Just Roll With It: Riptide)
Ambrosius Goldenloin (Nimona (2023))
Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H*)
Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)
Kai (Kung Fu Panda)
Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)
Mikoko Mikoshiba/Mikorin (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun)
Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)
Doctor Starline (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Adam Stanheight (Saw (2004))
Infinite the Jackal (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Xenk Yendar (Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)
Espio the Chameleon (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Neo (The Matrix)
Morgana Pendragon (BBC Merlin)
John Reese (Person of Interest)
Dr. Cameron (House MD)
Anthony "Anton" Herzen (Professor Layton and the Elysian Mask)
Drumbot Brian (The Mechanisms)
Ivan (Shadow and Bone)
Holland Vosjik (Shades of Magic)
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
Jesus (The Bible)
Edgward/Nygma (Batman)
Gabriel Reyes/Reaper (Overwatch)
Big Boss (Metal Gear Solid)
Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)
Gaueko (Nasty Dogs)
Hancock (Fallout)
Mothman (American Folklore)
Harry Wilson (Leverage: Redemption)
Kiyoka Kudou (My Happy Marriage)
Rand al'Thor (Wheel of Time)
Nam Seon-ho (My Country: The New Age)
Steven Grant (Marvel)
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle)
Redos (cuz i messed up in one way or another)
Jason Todd (DC Comics)
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Don't Play with Fire
October is Fire Prevention Month. Browse over 2,000 photos of ferocious fires, fire aftermath, flame girls, fire trucks, firefighters, fire-related injuries, and fire safety demonstrations in the Hennepin County Library Digital Collections—a good visual reminder to not play with fire.
Photos top to bottom:
Fire at Pierce Skate and Ski, 1974 (C49286)
Egekvist Bakery Economy Store Fire, 1970 (C07834)
House at 1200 4th Ave. N on fire, undated (C49291)
Fire station No. 4, 1101 6th St. N (MHPC002304)
Washburn-Crosby Mill After Fire, 1991 (C60440)
Goodman Overcoat Building Fire, 1974 (MFD0149)
Fire Trucks in Minneapolis Fire Station No. 6, 30 13th St. S, 1974 (C49651)
See more fire and fire department posts from the past on our Tumblr.
#fires#Minneapolis Fire Department#fire departments#fire prevention month#Minneapolis#Minnesota#fire fighting#fire fighters#fire stations
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CLOSED! Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List
Alright folks! We have one week left on submissions for the Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket! As promised here is a list of all the Hot Vintage TV Men who have been submitted and passed our preliminary eligibility checks. There are a handful of guys on this list and one or two not on it that we are currently still debating on so reminder that this list is not final and subject to change.
Currently we have 231 Hot Vintage TV Men!
Also in advance of the competition I'd like to remind anyone submitting propaganda for someone that starred in a show that aired only partially during our timeframe or was under 18 for a part of a shows filming, to please make sure you are only submitting propaganda that is from within our timeframe and when the actor was 18 years or older. This is also just good to keep in mind in general as several people submitted actors for shows that aren't eligible for our tournament either because it was outside our time period or in one case the actor was underaged for the entirety of the show (though many were eligible for other shows they were submitted for). We do our best to screen for these things but sometimes it's hard to tell or it’s a show we don't personally know well enough so we appreciate help from y'all letting us know if you do catch anything.
List below the cut
Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List
Dick Van Dyke
Alan Alda
Hugh Laurie
Peter Falk
Adam West
Donnie Wahlberg
Kevin McDonald
Scott Thompson
David Duchovny
Henry Winkler
Leonard Nimoy
Scott Bakula
James Garner
Tom Selleck
Dave Foley
John Astin
Joe Lando
Patrick Troughton
William Shatner
DeForest Kelley
Michael Ontkean
Russell Johnson
Kyle MacLachlan
Bruce McCulloch
William Hopper
George Clooney
Jeffrey Combs
Michael Horse
Mark McKinney
Jensen Ackles
Alejandro Rey
Mitch Pileggi
David Cassidy
Jeremy Brett
Anthony Head
George Takei
David Selby
Rod Serling
Paul Gross
Desi Arnaz
Tom Baker
Richard Dean Anderson
David Keith McCallum
Richard Chamberlain
Charles Shaughnessy
David James Elliot
Vincent Van Patten
Darren E. Burrows
David Hyde Pierce
Randolph Mantooth
Ricardo Montalban
Gene Anthony Ray
William Hartnell
Patrick McGoohan
René Auberjonois
Alexander Siddig
Reece Shearsmith
Michael T. Weiss
William Shockley
Spencer Rochfort
Danny John-Jules
David Hasselhoff
Conner Trinneer
Patrick Stewart
Jonathan Frakes
Paolo Montalban
Scott Patterson
Armin Shimerman
Anthony Andrews
David Schwimmer
Blair Underwood
Sylvester McCoy
Andrew Robinson
Pierce Brosnan
Thorsten Kaye
Anthony Starke
Darren McGavin
Clint Eastwood
Joseph Marcell
Michael Vartan
Richard Ayoade
George Maharis
Michael J. Fox
Dwayne Hickman
John de Lancie
Andre Braugher
Robert Carlyle
Dean Stockwell
Matthew Perry
Robert Fuller
Michael Hurst
Dana Ashbrook
Jonathan Frid
Dirk Benedict
Martin Milner
Demond Wilson
Robert Conrad
Telly Savalas
Peter Davison
Michael Praed
Jason Bateman
David Tennant
Brian Blessed
Miguel Ferrer
Micky Dolenz
Wayne Rogers
Mike Farrell
Michael Dorn
Cesar Romero
Eddie Albert
Nate Richert
Nicholas Lea
Brent Spiner
Dick Gautier
John Corbett
Jeremy Irons
David Suchet
Raymond Burr
LeVar Burton
David Wenham
Clint Walker
Larry Hagman
John Goodman
Matt LeBlanc
Tom Smothers
Erik Estrada
Jeremy Sisto
Colm Meaney
Stephen Fry
Ted Bessell
Ron Perlman
Luke Halpin
Ted Cassidy
Kevin Sorbo
John Cleese
Colin Firth
Colin Baker
Fred Rogers
Ben Browder
Keir Dullea
Randy Boone
Kent McCord
Jimmy Smits
Mark Lenard
Jon Pertwee
Fred Grandy
Mark Hamill
Ted Danson
Adam Brody
Noah Wiley
Eric Close
Lee Majors
Jamie Farr
Tony Danza
Kabir Bedi
Seth Green
Rik Mayall
Hal Linden
Diego Luna
Peter Tork
Sean Bean
Sam Neill
Eric Idle
Ted Lange
John Shea
Ron Glass
Tony Dow
Mr. T
John Hurt
Avery Brooks
Billy Dee Williams
James Marsters
Robert Vaughn
Kevin Smith
Davy Jones
Luke Perry
Robert Duncan McNeill
Simon MacCorkindale
Keith Hamilton Cobb
Chad Michael Murray
James Earl Jones
Bruce Boxleitner
Timothy Olyphant
Andreas Katsulas
Valentine Pelka
Peter Wingfield
Sebastian Cabot
Michael Nesmith
Timothy Dalton
Michael Shanks
Joshua Jackson
Michael O’Hare
Robert Beltran
Simon Williams
Paul Johannson
Daniel Dae Kim
David Boreanaz
Boris Karloff
Robert Wagner
Brandon Quinn
Walter Koenig
Richard Hatch
Christian Kane
Francis Capra
Nathan Fillion
John Forsythe
Patrick Duffy
Tony Shalhoub
Ioan Gruffudd
Garrett Wang
Joe Flanigan
Rider Strong
Michael Tylo
Bruce Willis
Skeet Ulrich
Jeff Conaway
Paul McGann
Scott Cohen
Mario Lopez
Martin Kove
John Stamos
Judd Hirsch
Johnny Depp
Tom Welling
Matt Bomer
Grant show
David Soul
Bob Crane
Tim Russ
Rob Lowe
Neil Patrick Harris
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Fave character in each ct ep,, drop em
1.1 - Mittens the Cat (KITTY!!!!)
1.2 - Sherrif Brock Goodman (He's cool and I like the implied link with 2.6)
1.3 - Cassidy (THE GIRLY... ;-;)
1.4 - Ethan (idk I rlly vibed with him)
1.5 - Collector (THE SILLY!!! THE GUY EVER!!!)
1.6 - Samantha (Tbh HCs and Larson lore are doing the heavy lifting for this one, but I still like her from what little we know abt her. Surprisingly fun to project my issues on/hj)
1.7 - Star (...silly fish. that is all. She is my baby my daughter and she did nothing wrong ever)
1.8 - Marc (Marc. Funny dragom.)
1.9 - Brandon (Well, would this count as both 1.9 and 2.5? Anyways I feel bad for him because of his backstory.)
1.10 - Idk Death I guess he's the only one there/hj
Bonus : UTCT - Wong (I support women's rights and wrongs, go feminism yeah it rocks/ref)
Bonus : TNWM - Julie (She has a knife and I think that's cool)
2.1 - Pierce (TAT)
2.2 - Arthur or Merchant (both of them are very cool characters but for opposite reasons)
2.3 - Cliff (He's so sassy LMAO)
2.4 - Kevin (OK WHERE DO I START WITH THIS? For one I relate to him so much in so many ways. And I feel so bad for him bc of that. Anyways I'll stop there before I go insane, that's my BOY MY BLORBO ;-;)
2.5 - Brandon (see 1.9)
2.6 - Matthew Godrick (Knowing what happened to him just makes me feel bad. I want to give him a hug... Maybe he gets the closest to revenge, if a certain theory is considered.)
2.7 - Adam (He's cool ig)
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smash or pass but it‘s pretty much the entire BrBa cast and i‘m adding my weird headcanons (queer edition)
please don’t take this too seriously, these are my preferences and most of the headcanons are obviously jokes. 18+ please!!
Walter White: hell nooo he worked with n*zis and wears those tighty whities. definitely needs pills to get it up
Saul Goodman: smash, i feel like he‘d call me mommy. minus points bc he‘d make dad jokes during it.
Jesse Pinkman: 1000% SMASH HES SO FINE!! would smoke in bed with me after. i feel like he has piercings down there too, don’t ask why. definitely whimpers
Skyler White: had to think abt it a little but i‘d smash, misunderstood queen. lots of aftercare too
Hank Schrader: hard pass. he‘s a cop and has the personality of a paper bag.
Gus Fring: sure! more of a hookup though because i can’t imagine him being kind and gentle. he‘d say no cuz he‘s gay fr
Mike Ehrmantraut: probably not what you guys wanna hear, but smash. call it a guilty pleasure, ik that guy has experience. would focus on my needs first. i‘d do it in his car
Jane Margolis: yes omg are you kidding?! her style is everything and she’s genuinely so hot, i‘d gay panic being in the same room as her. definitely uses toys
Walter Jr: pass, too young for me and i don’t find him that attractive
Marie Schrader: smash! she‘s genuinely so sweet and pretty, perfect balance. hank didn’t deserve her
Todd, Jack and co: hardest pass, i don’t think i have to explain why. would go on about how women don’t deserve rights when they’re on top of me
Tuco Salamanca: no, he scares me. probably into knife play or some weird shit
Skinny Pete: yes! he‘s an acquired taste guys
Badger: probably? this is a hard one, smash if i got paid like 50 bucks. for free if it‘s with pete. but i‘d definitely go on a date with him
Steven Gomez: pass bc he‘s a cop. if i had to choose between him or hank i‘d choose him any day tho
Hector Salamanca: pass, no disrespect. rip Mark
Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: i‘m anxious 24/7 so her nervous attitude would make it impossible for me to enjoy it. she‘d accidentally insult me during it in some way
Gale Boetticher: smash because i love his personality. he‘s a keeper, husband material. lasts 2 minutes :(
Combo Ortega: pass i like him but not like that fr
Ted Beneke: hard pass. wouldn’t shut up abt his stupid company for five minutes. he makes really weird sounds during it and asks if you came right after (u didn’t)
Eyebrow Guy: i like hair but not like that
Andrea Cantillo: yesss baby bring it on. easily one of the pretties characters. sadly her personality wasn’t shaped out well in the show
Gretchen Schwartz: i feel like she‘s too smart for me don’t ask why. would absolutely reject me
Elliot Schwartz: maybe if he wears a hat to hide those big ass ears. i‘d do it if he paid me tho
Wendy (blonde meth head): seems very sweet and i love her style but i‘m a fan of hygiene and her teeth are not it
Carmen Molina (principal): yeah i guess, she‘s pretty
Huell & Kuby: pass bc they‘re silly little guys. only come package deal
Donald Margolis: sad guy but seems very sweet. smash? he cries when he finishes
Salamanca Twins: probably never had sex ed, lots of uncomfortable stares… pass
Krazy-8: i don’t remember much of him but going off looks, smash
Jesses Therapy Group Leader: pass, he has those crazy killer eyes
hope you enjoyed! :D
#breaking bad#brba#better call saul#entertainment#nsft#queer#tv series#headcanons#smash or pass#walter white#jesse pinkman#mature#saul goodman#skyler white#hank schrader#gus fring#mike ehrmantraut#jane margolis
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