#pickled wieners

[the-birth-of-art]

Went to the restaurant supply store and acted my age.

[goblin-a-gogo]

What kind of relationship does Lasagna have with the other bandmembers? Are they close?

Since they’re her dad’s bandmates, they are familiar with her! I’ll sum up her relationship with them;

She’s the annoying little sister Toki never asked for lol. They play video games & leap frog together and roast eachother

Nathan is just Nathan. He’s not SUPER interactive with her, but y’know, she’s his best friend’s daughter so he’s something of an uncle to her. she’ll go bug him and he’ll tell her to piss off *affectionately*

She and Murderface surprisingly get along! She’s interested in playing bass, and Murderface liked feeling better than someone at something, so he’d give her pointers (some bad, some good haha)

aaaannndd she and skwisgaar don’t interact much. It’s not like he’s mean to her, he’s just indifferent towards her.

Lasagna thinks his hair is pretty and likes his guitar-playing! She’ll see him do his little guitar finger warmups and be impressed bc she wants to be that skilled one day.

[lallyloo]

GMM recap 2023

[thelemonzone42]

Word of Advice for storywriters who include a Mean Girl Trio

If you want to have a Mean Girl Trio. You have to have THREE KEYS to them

Your Regina- Criminal mastermind and organizer of EVIL.

Your Gretchen- Spy and right-hand.

Your Karen- The only one goofy enough to get involved, not knowing the REAL story of course.

[lordbyronskitchen]

(via Onion Pickled Wieners)

[nocontextmythical]

can i have one?

[shoku-and-awe]

Holiday kushi katsu lunch! I almost never get this kind of thing and I forget how nice it can be!

They gave me benishoga pickled ginger (the red thing), quail eggs, chicken tender, wiener sausage, and beef, and hidden underneath, my favorites: eggplant and lotus root.

Quail eggs can be hit or miss, but these ones were delicious, with creamy yolks. And the sausage and chicken were nice, especially with alternating bites of ginger, but with deep-fried food, veggies are basically always going to be the winners.

[dumber-alek]

I saw a poll about superior breakfast foods and this poll was so American i decided to make my own but Polish (if it's too regional or too personal I'm sorry in advance) so it's just as incomprehensible and unrelatable to people from other cultures as American-centric polls usually are to me LETS GO

A couple of disclaimers :

Disclaimer 1: most of these are elements of breakfast not full breakfast meals. Meats and eggs are usually paired with sourdough bread or rolls, and vegetables: most often fresh or pickled cucumbers, chives or green onion, radish, and tomatoes (usually in summer cause in winter they taste like cardboard).

Disclaimer 2: These are the foods me and my girlfriend from kinda poor families in the South of Poland remember eating growing up in early 2000s. So if your experiences of Polish breakfast are different uhhh I'm sorry?

Disclaimer 3: Never trust articles in English about Polish breakfast foods because they're either complete bullshit or just Polish dishes that would fit an American idea of breakfast: pancakes and potato pancakes or apple fritters are dinner foods here. So are zapiekanki, any kinds of soups (excluding zupa mleczna which was too weird for me to include cause no one ate it out of free will) and stews.

[gojocumdumpster]

Katsumi is throwing a Halloween party, what is everyone dresses as and whose the drunkest?

When I saw this I was like oooh yeah����💀

Look at the end for a suprise😏

Type of story:🎂🌹

Warnings: drunk people

Costumes:

Baki: I feel like he would be those type of people who just show up in regular clothes but if he really had to he would wear those hotdog costumes he got chased by wiener dogs after that.

Jack: Hesitated for a second because he said wear costumes are for pussy’s until Baki forced him to put on a Tooth fairy outfit whenever he would go outside and he saw little kids trick or treating they would always stare at him saying “Mommy…why does the tooth fairy look like that?” while their mom covers there eyes.

Pickle: A pickle. He even tried to eat himself, and you know how there’s those pickle carnivals people would always try to take pictures with him😭

Katsumi: His Karate uniform 🥋, everyone was looking at him like you serious? Poor baby left his own party.

Jun guevara: A pirate he had got the inspiration from the movie Pirates and the caribbean’s whatever the fuck it’s called😭 he had a eyebatch and those captain hook 🪝 arms. Kids were running away from him💀

Olivia Biscuit: A biscuit, he couldn’t even get through the door because of how wide the biscuit was, he had to watch his back because pickle was chasing him around the whole house trying to get a bite. And I bet it was dry asf like them popeyes biscuits

Who was the drunkest

(greatest to least)

Jack, he was drinking so much hennessy that he was doing ballerina spins and leaps, he had his fairy wand and everything he was jumping from place to place saying he can fly…

2.Olivia, he loves his grape wine so he had to take a couple of sips. Next thing you know he’s trying to eat the biscuit costume he kept asking for grape jelly for his biscuit….

3.Baki, same thing as Olivia but he was dared to by his brother since he never drinks a blink of an eye he was putting mustard and ketchup on himself and was chasing the wiener dogs instead of them chasing him….

4. Jun, he had some control until after a couple of shots of vodka he was swinging around the rails of the stairs you couldn’t even talk to him cause he would only say “aye,aye captain”

5. Katsumi, He promised his dad he wouldn’t drink alcohol knowing he would get his ass whooped. But when he did have a sip he was in the corner fighting the air.

6. Pickle, Was to busy eating himself.

[chuck-snowbug]

Picture 1-3: Kankiku(Japanese Sake/寒菊 True White [純米大吟醸/雄町50] 無濾過生原酒), Smoked Sausages(Herb Mixed, Chili, Schwein Wurst & Pork Wiener), Butter-Sauteed Asparagus, Avocado Spread Salad & Home-Grown Wakegi Vegetalbe Mixed with Umeboshi(Pickled Plum) & Katsuobushi - June 2024

Picture 4: Leftover Breakfast feat. African Hippos, Nest Day - June 2024

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[futurequibblerjournalist]

This blog is so down silly

What gave it away, me turning Sev into pickles, the bouncing between conversations of angst and wieners or just the general vibes lmaooooo

[gunwhale-rotary]

Satoru Gojo would anihilate Skibidi toilet in an edging battle due to his high nonchalantness, giving him +10 rizz points in his edging game. Meanwhile skibidi toilet has neither aura nor the skill to edge the head of its cock long enough to out-edge daddy Gojo who, due to his wisdom in the arts of jujutsu-sorcery could easily buss it down sexual style WHILST being goated with the sauce. We also know for a fact that Gojo has balls which skibidi toilet does not have which then again gives Gojo the advantage of flopping his testicles without getting his sweaty nutty-sack fanum-taxed by neither skibidi nor the cameramen. In terms of pickle-stroking, Skibidi toilet might take the W with his gyatt of a toilet body which could potentially out-twerk Gojos caked up ass. Though any advantage Skibidi toilet has will immediatly be cap with Gojos special edging-technique; Infinite Gooning, in which he slowly strokes his pickle by teasing the head of his stick with a meat-grinder. This special technique would allow Gojo to get freaky on the meat-grinder, grinding his meat without the danger of him bussing a nut due to his wiener getting oblitorated by the spinning teeth of the grinder before he could go to cumtown. Skibidi toilet simply lacks the sophistication with his edging techniques and the innovative jelqing mechanisms to NOT explode on Gojos face before he does.

And that is the reasoning why Skibidi Toilet would NOT win an edging battle against Gojo

PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. I HATE YOU

[talkstothemoonandstars]

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile flips onto its side after crash

The news these days is enough to make you crazy. We have a felon/rapist/liar/cheater/3rd grade bully running for President. Inflation is biting into our wallets. The Earth is heating up at a pace never ever seen before. Bob Newhart died. If plane parts aren't falling the fuck OFF in mid-flight, planes simply aren't flying anyway.

So, of course, I bring you the MOST IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN EVER!

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has crashed. (shrieks of anguish echo along the chamber walls) THE WIENER IS DOWN!

OAK BROOK, Ill. (AP) — One of Oscar Mayer’s hot dog-shaped Wienermobiles ended up flipped onto its side after crashing on a suburban Chicago highway, police said.

The Wienermobile hit a car Monday morning along Interstate 294 and its driver lost control and overcorrected, causing it to roll onto its side near the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook, Illinois State Police said.

No injuries were reported after the crash, which prompted the closure of the right lane of northbound I-294 for more than an hour, officials said.

A spokesperson for the Oscar Mayer brand, which has several Wienermobiles, told the Chicago Sun-Times it’s “grateful that everybody involved is safe and there were no injuries.”

Video from the crash scene shows that the yellow and orange Wienermobile was later hauled away on a flatbed truck with apparent damage visible on part of the vehicle’s hot dog shape.

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Never say that I don't provide you guys the best cutting-edge information ever! And....it's documented!

[lordbyronskitchen]

(via Onion Pickled Wieners)

[nocontextmythical]

it's just an us thing.

[yandere-writer-momo]

Ugh mmm (sorry, problem with the translator)

His manhood? Cock

OHHHHH

No Pickle is massive. He canonically has the biggest wiener in Baki. It’s over 12 inches