#picking this guy seems random af

[simpforboys]

hey babe!!

i was thinking maybe protective!gf!reader x rafe, where they’re at the kegger together and a random girl starts clinging onto rafe, not knowing you’re his girlfriend and reader throws some punches

i live for protective reader oml🙇🏻‍♀️

learn your place

rafe cameron x fem!pogue!reader

summary: you teach a kook girl her place.

warnings: swearing, violence, fluff, rafe is proud af

sorry this took forever </3, also not proof read

the way your stomach turned over when you walked into the kegger with your long-term boyfriend, Rafe Cameron, was enough to shoot some red flags.

hundreds of kooks were on the Lighthouse Preserve, dozens of red solo cups littered onto the sand.

you were the only pogue who came to these parties, not really because you wanted to, but because Rafe had asked.

and unfortunately, whenever those baby-blue eyes looked pleadingly at you, you always seemed to cave.

“what’s up, Cameron?” Topper asked loudly, dapping up Rafe as you stood beside your tall boyfriend.

Kelce did the same to Rafe, before turning to give you a side-hug. “hey, future Mrs. Cameron.”

you playfully rolled your eyes at the nickname. “yeah yeah, shut up.”

you felt Rafe’s fingers interlock yours, pulling you into his side. more people came over to greet you, and the stares some of the kook girls were giving you were a nightmare.

you didn’t want to be one of them, and maybe that’s why they hated you so much. and maybe the fact you were dating the ‘Kook Prince’.

“let’s go get a drink.” Rafe said to you, holding you close to him as he walked over to the keg, supervised by some other guys you’ve never seen before.

as they pour you and Rafe a drink, you narrow your eyes at a short blonde who is drunkenly giggling at Rafe.

the sparkle in her blue eyes almost made you sick. you felt Rafe’s grip tighten around your waist, kissing your temple as he mumbled into your ear, “relax, baby. you look like you’re gonna kill someone.”

while you knew he was joking, you pressed your lips together and began to chug the beer.

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a few hours later, you wandered around trying to find a bathroom. Rafe wanted to go with you, but you insisted that you were a big girl.

you finally found a little outhouse. after a couple moments, you walked back to the party, desperate to find hand sanitizer.

one of the only nice girls, Lizzie, happened to have cherry scented sanitizer. while you rubbed the liquid into your palms, your eyes looked around for your boyfriend.

the same blonde girl from earlier was holding onto his muscled bicep, trying to get his attention. the poor girl looked desperate, as Rafe wasn’t even acknowledging she was there.

Topper and Kelce looked uncomfortable, knowing all too well of your protectiveness of Rafe, and how badly you were going to kick the shit out of this chick.

“you can’t find any other guys to hang onto? or do you look for specifically taken ones?” your voice sent goosebumps down her tan skin as she drunkenly stared at you.

“excuse you?” she asked, trying to raise her voice, one that sounded almost babyish.

“i know my boyfriend is hot, but girl if you think holding onto him is going to catch his attention then you’re damn wrong.” you snapped, your blood boiling from her ‘pick me’ behavior.

“Rafey- this crazy girl is trying to fight me.” the girl looked up at Rafe, a forced pout on her face. you cringed at the nickname she gave your man.

Rafe just now seemed to be aware of the situation, as he tugged the girl off of him. “who the fuck is Rafey?” he laughed, his eyes shining as he turned his head to look at you.

you looked exactly like how he described earlier, like you were going to kill someone.

Topper and Kelce immediately downed their beers, knowing what was going to happen next. and while Rafe did too, he didn’t really care too much to stop it.

“you’re going to pick some… poor slut over me!” the girl whined, stomping her foot.

Rafe’s jaw dropped slightly, but before he could defend you, you had already shot your fist forward.

a loud crack was heard as your knuckles came in contact with her nose, shattering the bone. people from around moved into a circle, some recording as you moved forward again.

blood was gushing down from her nose, tears pouring from her eyes as you pushed her backwards.

rage filled your body, the alcohol pumping pure adrenaline through your system as you straddled her, throwing punch after punch onto her face.

your head was ringing, and you barely felt Rafe’s arms scoop you up. you kicked out, kicking the girl in the boob. you managed to get out of Rafe’s grasp.

“how’s that for a poor slut, huh? stay away from my man, bitch!” you shout, impulsively spitting on the girl as Rafe grabbed you once more.

“alright, baby. this isn’t Jersey Shore.” Rafe joked, pulling your body into his. your head rested against his chest, hearing his pounding heartbeat.

your own heartbeat matched his, the adrenaline beginning to wear off. you recognized the aching in your hands, your knuckles bruised and bloody.

Rafe helped you onto the little speedboat you two arrived in, turning the engine on. while Rafe was silent, you sat on the couch with your head in your hands.

your head ached with a migraine. the loud sound of the motor wasn’t exactly helpful, either.

the ride home was silent, except for the sound of the motor against the water. when Rafe pulled up to your dock, he tied off the boat.

“let’s get my girl cleaned up.”

Rafe said gently, walking in front of you. he opened the door to your run-down house, knowing where the first aid kit is.

there’s been multiple occasions of either you or Rafe getting into fights, so it became routine for the both of you.

as you put the toilet seat down, you sat on the lid as Rafe sat on the edge of the bathtub.

“damn, y/n. you might’ve broken a knuckle.”

Rafe comments, cleaning the blood up with rubbing alcohol. you hissed at the sting, shaking your leg. the motion caused his leg to shake too, before he trapped your legs between his thighs.

“stop moving, mama. let me take care of you.”

his words were gentle, soft. as he put gauze and bandages over your knuckles, you followed him into the kitchen where he grabbed two bags of frozen peas.

he placed them gingerly on your bones, careful not to hurt you.

“i’m sorry i hit her. so many fucking times…” you mumble.

Rafe lets out a soft chuckle, kissing your forehead.

“when will these kook girls learn their place?” he jokes, making you smile as you kissed his lips feverishly.

[johnwickb1tsch]

image by treedaddymcpuffpuff 😍😘

~ Enigmatic Stranger ~  Part 1

a young!John Wick x fem!Reader dumpster fire😆… by the amazing @sweetwolfcupcake , the incredible @treedaddymcpuffpuff , & this weirdo @johnwickb1tsch ~ based on a photoset posted by @satlun 😘

Johnwickb1tsch

Imagine...you work somewhere, or like a certain park bench on your break everyday. You see this guy all the time but never really interact with him outside of brief eye contact. He seems shy, or at least just keeps to himself. But one day this quiet, handsome AF man begs you not to be there the next day. You're weirded out, but on a gut feeling you comply. Then you see on the news that some shit went down. Like a politician was killed or some prominent businessman, and you would have been right in the middle of it. He saved you. You know it. You never see the handsome dark man again, until one day...😱

Sweetwolfcupcake

You have thought of him often though, but as months go by, with the general hustle of life, his thoughts fade away, reserved for the leisurely times when you can't help but remember the day he spoke to you.

It's Christmas week and everything seems dreamy---maybe because you are a hopeless romantic by heart, a realist by mind and never a people-person in general. but as you take your coffee and doughnut and make yourself comfortable on a park bench while watching children and adults trying their hands(feet) on ice-skating, you see another person sit on the bench next to yours from the corner of your eyes. It can be anyone, you know that, and usually, you are not the kind to even bother to take a glance. But something in you tells you to.

And there he is, the dark, enigmatic stranger who once haunted your dreams. He looks the same, handsome as ever---a man worth a portrait as he stares off at a distance. Not wanting to seem like a creep, you look away too.

Maybe you should stop reading those stupid romance classics.

Johnwickb1tsch

You're more than a little nervous, understandably. You're not stupid. You've pretty much figured out that this man is involved in some less than legal activities in New York. But his eyes... seem so kind, and so sad.

He doesn't really acknowledge you until he is just about to leave, offering you a small, barely visible curl of lips, before disappearing like a wraith into the crowd. It's like you blink and suddenly he's just gone.

It's not till later you notice there's a little red box with a bow on top on the bench where he was sitting. You know you should just leave it. Walk away, and hope you never see him again. You think this, as you pick it up and peel back the paper.

There's an earring inside. Your earring. You'd lost it, the day he warned you off from your spot in the park, and you never thought you'd see it again. It was something precious to you. Not just a bauble, but a memento of your grandmother, who you'd loved very much.

You know you shouldn't hope to see this man again. But deep down in the darkest corner of your heart, kindles a hope that you do…

sweetwolfcupcake

You see, you never believed that the 'universe works in mysterious ways' or 'the universe has a plan'. No, it's all random events put together into an abyss of nothingness.

You are not the kind to believe in some grand scheme of things. The handsome, brooding stranger who you find yourself thinking of often, will never cross paths with you again. That is what you tell yourself every day, every time you think of him.

Until he does appear in front of you. You see, you have a favourite corner at the local cafe you are a regular of. The peaceful corner, closer to the bookshelf, is a little dark and shadowy and a part of the window is available for you to glance at the busy street every now and then. Idyllic. Not the cottage-core life you find yourself fantasising about, but in this busy city, this is the best you can get, and you're not complaining.

You do not even notice him until you put your little notepad away. Inspiration never gives warning bells, so you prefer to carry a little notepad around and scribble every other nonsense that comes to your mind by looking at...anything. Literally. It was a dustbin once.

You see him three tables away, eyes cast down, focused on his coffee. You can bet it's sugarless. And that somehow makes you smile.

But then you realise that you are probably looking like a creep and look away. Your cheeks are not warm, no, not at all, it's the coffee that's making them warm. You do not feel tiny beads of sweat over your nose or above your lips. No. And your heart DID not pick up.

You let out a slow, calming breath.

What's wrong with you?

johnwickb1tsch

A few days later, you are popping into your favorite used book shop. You turn the corner where the classics are shelved--and there he is, with an old copy of Russian Folktales in hand. You jump, and freeze. He, on the other hand, barely glances up at you, the corner of his mouth slightly curled.

"It's almost like you're following me," he says, still looking at the book.

You realize it's the first time he's spoken to you, since the day he warned you to stay away from the park. You'd dreamt of that voice, but your memory was a paltry shadow, compared to the real thing.

You can't really manage a reply, just standing there like a starstruck fool.

You jump a little again, as he shuts the book. Slowly, he comes to stand before you. You feel frozen, unable to move, except for your neck, which you must crane back to look up at him. He absolutely towers over you.

You should be afraid...but you like that.

His dark eyes glance at something above both of your heads, his hint of a smile widening to a smirk. You follow his gaze, and realize...it's mistletoe.

The fiery flush of your embarrassment washes through you like a boiling hot tsunami. Vaguely you are aware of a squeak escaping your mouth, before you turn tail and run, the sound of his deep chuckling trailing after you.

sweetwolfcupcake

The counter has three people waiting to be checked out. It won't take long, you think and stand in the queue. You have been eying this one book for so long, and you won't let this handsome stranger with haunting eyes, dark chocolate voice and silk hair make you miss your chance to have the book. You assume he was just teasing you and now he has busied himself with his little Russian folktales.

Your relief, however, is short-lived when you feel the warmth of another body behind you.

It can be anyone...

You tell yourself, yet, are unable to gather the courage to turn around. Your cheeks are still warm and your heart feels like it's going to take the leap of faith and leave you to die. Something in you knows that it's him behind you, and the silence only makes you more tense.

"I was only teasing."

That delicious voice again. You do not turn around but you can envision his little smirk.

"I know."

The truth is, you did not know that he was joking. And you won't have been surprised if he wasn't. Every time you have crossed paths with him, you have stared at him like a creep perhaps. The silence feels awkward but it's your turn to check out so you try to rush through. You are too embarrassed by this whole encounter to stay and strike up a conversation, and a fucking coward to give him the biting reply sitting on the tip of your tongue. Yes, that's why you prefer books maybe.

Maybe you need to go on a real date or something to stop thinking about this man who seems to bump into you every now and then because there is no way in hell you have a chance with him, or you are risking it. You are no fool. you know there is something off about him, and you do not wish to dig deeper. So you take your book, thank the cashier and hurry towards the exit.

treedaddymcpuffpuff

You’re not scared of him because of his shady nature, although you probably should be. The blood speckles on his white shirt-that you’re pretty sure are not his own, the flash of a gun holster you see on his belt, his huge, calloused hands with knuckles that have no doubt seen brutality and violence, the bruises even sometimes blooming fresh. 

No, you’re not scared of him for any of that. You’re scared of the way you can’t help but want to bury your head in his warm leather jacket and inhale his laundry soap, scared of his little dark grins of sin and his kind, puppy dog eyes that could melt concrete. You’re scared of how badly you’re drawn to this man.

And it only gets worse when, one day, you slip on some ice, all your art supplies scattering to the ground in slow motion, and he materializes out of thin air to catch you before you can hit the ground and join your prized sketchbook. 

“It’s okay, I got you…I got it,” he assures, holding your dry sketchbook up in the air with the hand not holding your waist. He caught the both of you like it was nothing, and your whole body fills with a warm thrill entirely against your will. What a fucking man. That’s your first thought. 

Your second, as you turn and run from him again, is absolutely not. 

You don’t notice you’ve left all your writing utensils behind.

TBC…

[munsonshire]

Eddie Munson as your boyfriend

Pairing: Eddie Munson x reader (gender Neutral)

Disclaimer: Eventhough this are some headcanons I might warn you that this is long af

Warning: Use this freely on your fics but pls give credit

Masterlist

He gives the most obvious side eyes ever, You sometimes have to call him out because they are too obvious and he could get in trouble

He will get out of bed quietly when he can't sleep, take his guitar and get out of the bedroom then start playing music loudly

He makes a lot of sarcastic jokes

Will ask you for help when planning his next campaign, and will let you co-lead said campaign as you have also helped

He has this weird obsession with your ass where he will try to grab and squeeze whenever he can (consensual of course)

Contrary to popular belief I don't think that Eddie doesn't care about his hair, I think he does and that those curls aren't as wild as they seem, he makes them look that way, If he didn't then his hair would look even more wild.

When he gets bored he likes to draw on your arms with a marker (erasable).

He always ends up with random scratches, he never knows how but it happens, Sometimes you have to take care of those scratches.

He likes to cuddle with you, and NEEDS to cuddle with you, The poor boy is touch-starved but at the same time, when you touch him too much he can get overstimulated, so he'll tell you when it's enough

All the dice and little figures he has are because he finds them in the floor or somewhere, repaints, and heeps them, he has gifted you so many dice that you now have them all in a jar.

You gifted him a Polaroid camera, and you still don't know if it was a good or bad idea, he will pull that camera whenever he can and take the most horrible pictures of you, like sleeping or similar.

Has struggled with eating disorders in the past, you try to keep an eye on him and make sure that he's eating well but at the same time try not to force him so it doesn't feel like an obligation.

- Okay, so, generally we tend to think of Eddie as this metal guy and so badass, but tbh I see him as the guy that would crouch down and tie your shoelaces if you ask him to or if he sees that they are untied because he doesn't want you to get hurt. Or, if he's in more of a goofy mood he will crouch down and tie your shoelaces together so that you fall, and he obviously has a laughing fit before even thinking of helping you but then he asks you if you're okay and kisses you.

- He's the kind that will surprise you with gifts, those are usually things that you've said you wanted but didn't get because they were too expensive. He's very attentive of your especial interests and wants to get you something with meaning

He gives you his jacket whenever it's cold

He likes to stay in and watch movies and cuddle

Tries his best to comfort you

Likes to play around in the rain with you, you both usually get soaking wet in the rain and end up covered in mud.

When it rains or he just took a shower and his hair is all wet he likes to shake his hair and soak you, he thinks its extremely fun

he holds your face with both hands

likes to kiss the top of your head

After spending so much time together he starts picking up your gestures, habits, and tics even without noticing. But if you pick up one of his habits/tics, like sticking out your tongue when concentrated, he notices it and teases you about it

Likes to get way too close to your face/ear to say something

Very curious about you and your past, he wants to know a lot about you to understand you better

Constantly tells you everything he likes about you

Moves a lot while talking

Lots of LOTR and metal references that he will explain if you don't get them, he never wants you to feel stupid when you two are talking.

Makes you a dnd character in case you ever want to join, which you probably will, considering the amount of time that he's made you sit and watch one of his campaigns and that sometimes you too get too invested in the storylines. This character will appear in the dnd campaigns, even if you don't play, at first the hellfire club members didn't know who this mysterious character was but after meeting you it was so damn obvious

will take you to all the Corroded Coffin rehearsals and little concerts, he likes to dedicate one or two songs to you

likes to mark his territory so if you're talking to someone in the hallway his mf will appear out of nowhere and hug you from behind, leaving a little kiss on your neck, and then leave again, During that interaction he will glare at whoever you're talking to.

if he sits behind you in class, he will spend it kicking your chair to get your attention

he loves making you laugh at his silly jokes

Sneaks through your window whenever he wants, he's hungry? you better have something to eat. Can't sleep? You're gonna be his personal teddy bear. Needs to talk? Now you have a career in psychology, congratulations. Better listen to him when he gets there or he's gonna be throwing rocks at your window all night/day

explains all of dnd to you

Finds hair ties on the floor and gives them to you even if you told him thousands of times that that is not hygienic at all but he ignores you - you still thank him anyway

Likes it when you do his hair

He loves to braid your hair, doesn't really know how but at least he tries

Hugs you from behind, sometimes giving you heart attacks

Sloopy neck kisses, he loves it because it makes you giggle

Likes to hum and sing to you when you can't sleep

He likes to take your hand and trace all the lines in it, then he gives it a little squeeze

Always holds your thigh while driving

Makes you laugh when you're mad at him, that makes you even more mad

He makes a confused face whenever you talk to him about something that he doesn't know about or something he doesn't understand

Has no filter, because he trusts you

If you say you like one of his rings he'd probably give it to you and laugh when he sees that it doesn't fit your fingers. Then he will find some kind of lace to put the ring through it so that you can wear it as a necklace.

Likes to stargaze with you

likes to run his fingers along your skin, especially your back because it makes you shiver

He keeps flirting with you even if you've been dating for the longest time

Loves to pick little fights with you, never serious, just for fun

Would get a tattoo of something that reminds him of you

Asks you to tutor him when he doesn't understand a class, usually math or something like that. Tutoring lessons usually end up with one of you on top of the other while making out

Loves to pull pranks on you and scare you. But he usually gets slapped or something, because idk you but I get aggressive when someone scares me

Will try to teach you how to play guitar

He has the messiest bedhead ever

Hand-holding while sleeping

Puts his hand in your back pocket when you go out together

Comforting each other after nightmares

holds your hand and swings your arms obnoxiously together, he loves to see you laugh and stumble around

He loves your smile and makes you smile at every chance he gets

Venting to each other, asking first obviously.

He puts his hand on your thigh when he drives

He insists on you sitting on his lap, even if there are other chairs to sit

If you ask for one of his shirts and he's in the mood to annoy you he will tell you to take the one he's wearing

- "Eddie, can I have one of your shirts?"

- "Yeah, come and get it"

- "Where is it?"

- "It's on me sweetheart"

- *you look at him confused* "What do you mean?"

- "I mean, take it off me"

- "Eddie..."

- "What? You wanted my shirt"

- "Okay okay, fine, ill take it"

If you have trust issues he's always reassuring you that he loves you. He has abandonment issues so better remind and reassure him that you still love him

Going out dressed up in Halloween. Scaring kids till they pee their pants

He made you a matching guitar pick necklace like the one he has

Hugs you when you're sad

Likes to play fight but if you fight back, he will lose it

Has an irrational fear of doctors/dentists and will throw a tantrum if you take him to one

Bites as a form of showing affection

When it's raining heavily he loves to take you to this one spot in the woods that he calls "his spot" so you both can scream about whatever it is that has been bothering you, Once you feel better you will dance under the rain

He blinks like 100 times before a staring contest and he gets so competitive, he NEEDS to win

If his eyeliner runs and he smears it he will come up with the excuse that it's his new metal way to wear it, just because he's too lazy to take it off and put it on again

Smirks and shrugs when you ask him how he's able to stay up all night and still have energy the rest of the day, he just teases you about not being able to do it yourself

After the attack, whenever you ask to see his scars to know if they are healing he will lift his shirt and hold it between his teeth, mumbling something about how the bruising is fading. And the MF will smirk because he knows that you're having a hard time trying to focus on the scars and not stare at his shirtless torso

Reads his favorite books aloud for you to fall asleep. He LOVES when you fall asleep with him near you because it shows how comfortable and safe you feel around him.

Puts your hair behind your ears and brushes your hair out of your face whenever you're talking with him because he wants to see your face

Likes to ask you for outfit advice, but he just shows up with two almost identical band T-shirts

He loves it when you mess with his hands, like, if you're anxious and take his hand and start playing with his fingers, he loves that shit, and also if you take his rings and put them in your fingers

[loonymooony]

JWCT PROMO IMAGES BREAKDOWN WHAT WHAT

WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILERS!!!

also please only take me semi-seriously because I am not mentally ok and will not be until season 2 drops or at least until I can walk again

First order of business, these signs, it’s so random they would just drop random signs on us like like this so here’s my prediction/breakdown:

oke so it looks like these are all on the ship, so everything in the first episode

• Hmm lettuce not for crew use? THE CAMPERS ARE GONNA USE IT BCS THEY ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF “This sign cannot stop be because I can’t read!” • Oh? A live dino? Wrong. That dinosaur is gonna be dead af

• Do not feed the dinosaurs? Oops. Also this insinuates that there are professionals on board BUT I AM WILLING TO BET ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS (1/3 of a penny) THAT THERE ARE NO PROFESSIONALS ON BOARD AND THE WHOLE CREW FREAKS OUT WHEN THE DINOS ESCAPE

• Hmm it seems that this sign reads “Power must remain on at all times” yeah I don’t think that’s happening, idk why just have this gut feeling that some dinos might escape

• I’ve already yapped about this one but in summary: THAT LOOKS LIKE A VERY SUSPICIOUS KENJI, SHOULD WE REPORT IT? (I feel like Dora saying that)

My beloved waifu pookie cutie patootie Brooklynn throwback 🥰🥰 good to see that after everything, it’s still you. Also her hand? arm? is tied to to the control so either someone helped her or is forcing her to work or she can do that herself while Imm over here struggling to put a bracelet on myself 😭😭

GIRL BOSS BROOKLYNN THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I WANT TO BE LIKE I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE HER GIRLBOSS BADDY QUEEN SLAY GIRL 🥰🥰🥰 (i love her sm guys)

Trying to piece the timeline for this: looks like it’s from after the atrociraptor attack but I could be VERY wrong since there doesn’t look like much doom and gloom happened in what I presume to be Darius’ cabin. Also she has *proper* lock picks in her mouth (look for once she’s well prepared and not using a bobby pin even though bobby pins r great no hate to them) It looks to me as if she’s in his cabin stealing some DPW documents that she either left in his cabin (doubt it) or that Darius already had due to his previous job. It doesn’t really look like a friendly visit or an “I miss you visit” it just seams pretty sketchy (sorry Dinostar nation)

DLN probably stands for “Dinosaur Liberation Now” AND OMG GUYS REMEMBER WHEN RAPTOR MASK WAS LIGHTING A FIRE (basically doing arson) in the trailer? COULD THIS HAVE BEEN IT? who am I kidding it was obviously him during that moment

These two shots have the same lighting and are probably together, HOW TF IS BROOKLYNN SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THIS, IK DREAMWORKS SAID TWO MAIN CHARACTERS WOULD DIE BY THE ENF OF THE SEASON BUT THEY CANT KILL MY POOKIE OFF TWICE!! right?

All these scenes look like their from the same episode, maybe Brooklynn was trying to do something and got caught or she was being escorted to do something by her pet Red and whoever else is there

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS POSSIBLE DINOSTAR REJECTION SCENE 💔💔💔 DARIUS LOOKS SO SHOCKED AND SAD I ACTUALLY CANT I FEEL BALD FOR THE GREEN BEAN 😔😔 (im so sorry to the dinostar nation and it’s leader @livsmessydoodles)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ anygays I have reached the image limit so expect part 2 soon!!!

(@lezabeththetheodoraimposter)

[the-galactic-hunters]

Well it almost Halloween, so random story I just remembered.

Back on earth, when I doing some ghost hunting outside the city. With some little research, I found about this one abandon house in the woods and people that needed shelter from hiking have a severals strange encounters.

what I do?

OF COURSE, I JUMP RIGHT INTO IT!!

It take so fucking long to get there, by the time I was there it almost sunset. However, I was not alone, there’s a lady with a bucket hat waiting for her partner to come back from leaving the bag in their spot.

Of course, this annoyed me as fuck.

I CAME HERE FOR GHOST HUNTING, NOT SOCIALIZING!!

Ain’t ghost hunting for you is just you want to socialize with ghost?

Shuts, let me ramble about this-

SO!!!

((This gonna be long))

I try to give her some snack to get her ass out the house so I look around!! She don’t take the snack, stupid ideas tbh, but she did get out the hut to be a little look out if her partner came back. It already dark out, I not surprised it not take long for her to come in as I was looking around. Lucky the place is surprisingly big for a house in the middle of the woods, so I ask her to shut up for a little so I check around.

I did some some checking with my tools, it pick up with strong signals, of there’s some weird waves around this house. I remember that I feel very paranoid in the place, still excited tho, but I feel like I being watch. I place the EVP recorder down and the lady scream.

I go down and hear a fucked up doll talking, I was excited for a moment until I see a little hole peaking out of the clothes. Yeah this shit is suspicious as fuck, so I check every where.

AND I WAS RIGHT!!!

WE’RE BEING WATCHED!!!

There’s cameras and speakers everywhere behind the walls, which explain the weird waves in the house and my gut feelings being very validated in the worse way possible.

THIS HOUSE WAS FUCKING RIGGED!!!

THE SEARCH IS NOT EVEN A SEARCH!! IT WAS FROM THE SAME GUY WHO POSTED!!!

No worries, after I got out later, I did report his asses to the police because after I did a little digging, that house is not even his and he basically rigged the whole house. For once the police believe me because there was some people die in this area of the woods, it could be lead to a crime. Crime is gone be crime, it not new for anything back that hell hole, I would not surprised if the guy end up get away and the police lose interest in it in three days. But those old news was not mattered to me,

I WAS JUST MORE PISSED I GOT TRICKED BY AN AMATUR ASS RIGGED HAUNTED HOUSE!!!

I was gonna leave but the damn lady try to stay and wait for her partner. I was like “I could stay here at night to see if there some cool shit happen”, and stay for the night. I don’t sleep at night most of the time anyway, so I just hanging around looking more how many cameras they possibly have more and tape the shit. I was bored and go down to see the lady lay on the dusty ass couch, still refuse to take the damn snack, her lost, whatever. But we end up did little talking, I quite embarrassing now how I realize I being such an ass to her back then.

You still an ass. You’re just way worse back then

Yeah I know -__-

But when I accidentally slept and wake up in the morning, she’s gone. Her partner probably finally pick her up.

What are her manners

You know manners?

More than you do.

But she just leave you there??? There seem to have some missing pieces, Dib.

Say like as if you wouldn’t do the same back then

Yes, because unlike her, Zim would left the place in beginning so you dealt with false ghost alone

…that do sound better tho-

As always, Zim is correct

ANYWAY-

After all of that bullshit and left the house, near the end of the wood there this guy that totally get his ass lost.

This wood have so much human with horrible sense of directions

I understand tho, that place is dense af but-

WHY THE FUCK YOU COME INTO THE WOOD WITHOUT SOME GEARS!!

And I’m the one who get called insane when this dumbass exist?

Well, they are not insane. They’re just stupid.

Ok touché

I was so done by that point and I just annoyed the guy for a little bit with “hey, you seem lost, did you see any ghost around here?”

Of course you did

AND THE GUY HAVE AN AUDACITY TO SAY THERE THE HOUSE IN THE WOOD!! THE SAME DAMN HOUSE I JUST GO TO!!!

Your luck with human really is shit

Yeah, why did you think I left?

Polluted place, they are dumb, and all other stuff

Exactly

[phoenixcatch7]

Random mdzs headcanons that I don't think interfere with canon:

Though sufficient cultivation cures this, lwj is short sighted. (this is because of that mxtx interview but if he actually was short sighted he would be wearing glasses in canon.) Similarly, so would lxc and lqr is already halfway there lol.

Wen chao is barely older than the main cast. Like a couple years at most. This is is because it took until his poor wife (who shall forever be unknown, rip) being mentioned for me to go 'that's an ADULT?!'. Everything from the voice to the face to the short sighted immaturity and the lying to adults in charge, there's no way this guy is anything over 20.

Lqr isn't a very strong cultivator for all his technical skill is impeccable. I think this because I thought he was young grandparent age when he's the uncle!! It's too much stress! Major props.

He's also aromantic! We know that nothing will stop a lan in love, much to their detriment, but not only does lqr seem to regard the lot of them as idiots for finding the absolute worst choices ever but I feel if he'd also loved and lost it would have been... Relevant.

Jfm was gay, and his unrequited love was wcz. Alternate sexualities (and queerness as a whole) is one of those things that's still so dangerous in many countries, and I guess ancient fantasy China is one of them! Poor mxy. Anyway that plus arranged marriages plus jfm being an only child (to my knowledge) and needing heirs... Yeah I feel like that's one of those things that happens. It's common all throughout history, forcing people into het relationships for any number of reasons or risk social (or even physical) death. I could so easily trace how that would have affected him through the courtship, marriage, his parents, him genuinely trying to love yzy and maybe deep inside knowing it was doomed to fail, her intelligence picking up on that and trying to figure out how she was unworthy, her feeling hurt and disrespected, getting more and more paranoid and sensitive as it wears on, her being so close to the right answer but correcting her would expose him. Him just trying to settle for mutual respect and teamwork and her never getting what she needs to be fulfilled in life, what she was raised and trained all her life in preparation for. The way he's so unwilling to force his kids to do anything miserable and the way he's so quick to call off the engagement when all he's hearing is disinterest and incompatibility. I could make this a whole post on its own but I fully believe this man lived and died like so many other queer people have in the past - never being able to find out who he truly was, and that he wasn't broken for not being the way he needed to be. Wangxian have an easier time of it, but when there's stories like mxy? People keep their heads down. He raised jc the way he was raised, and he turned out fine. It wasn't their fault he was such a failure of a son.

To cheer things up, I firmly believe that wwx is bisexual af. Just because lwj is his soulmate doesn't mean he's not. Are you an mxtx protag if you're simply, straightforwardly gay? I think not.

Though I do wonder if jc being Banned From Women was 100% an entirely whoopsie daisy accident. Sometimes standards are supposed to be impossible... Now I think about it, the certainty lwj hated wwx, the total lack of any partner, the focus on jl, the constant frustration with wwx's flirting and incomprehension with jyl crushing on jzx... I think the women are the only straight ones in the family, cuz he's sounding the aroace bell! Good for him tbh!!! Break the cycle!!!!

Lsh is the child of either wrh, wc, jgs, or two perfectly lovely normal people who died in war/childbirth. He was 100% a village kid, so thank goodness they all stepped up. I feel like one of the wens would have told wwx his parentage either way, so if he hasn't told anyone else I can't imagine it's great.

Each sect is associated with an element. The wens of course were fire, the nie earth, the lan air, the jin water (koi/carp tower), and the jiang are lightning (given we assume yzy and the jiang territory are compatible (her husband is probably water lol oof)). Years of specialised clan training and select marriages have caused the clan members qi to take on movement (at minimum) matching the respective elements. This is based on the anime, where everyone has nice handy colour coded qi, but the twin jades have the prettiest cloud texture that perfectly matches their crest and wwx has an almost lightning spiky red with just enough smoulder to make he sure he's a fire type. This also!!! Matches their fighting styles, have you noticed?? Idk if they did it on purpose or not but it's so cool!!! Wwx and jc are constantly moving, redirection, bounce and flip around; lwj and lxc are very twirly, lots of attacks from above, lwj often lets his sword fly mid battle, and of course the music! And the nie are very... Brick wall lol. I'd say NHS is air? Maybe? Water?

This one's a bit silly, but I like to imagine csr and bsr are mother and daughter from a distant land where people use their surnames last (gasp) and it wasn't really important to bsr cuz secluded mountain but they did figure it was going to be a problem a touch late. 'oh but phoenix they have different spellings in Chinese' csr got asked 'oh so like the immortal?' panicked and changed it on the spot. Her husband's nicknames all use her 'surname', he's the only one who knows about the mix up.

Spinning in the air helps you change an attack or helps you float. Yes this is based entirely on the anime (donghua?) where even the most serious of characters (lwj) do three full rotations before landing a big attack midair. It might be so he has time to get his guqin out lmao.

Jc is left handed, I'm pretty sure that's anime canon at least. Any good swordsman (or dual sword whip wielder!) can do a little ambidexterousness tho.

Wwx can do decent guqin cuz he's the gentleman prodigy of the arts but he probably whittled a dozen dizi out of roadside bamboo on long journeys to entertain himself which is why chengching was such a fine tuned spiritual tool.

The jiangs were a great sect lead by good people in an ehhhh family. Individually they're all actually decent people but they bring out the worst in each other even as it keeps them all in check.

I firmly believe that yzy was holding back a LOT when made to whip wwx in front of the wen wench. That's a whole entire spiritual weapon and she was going at it wildly in a barely stable environment. Compare that to lwj who took the discipline whip not too many more times (if any) and was rendered bed bound if not house bound for years recovering (and grieving) and over a decade later is still a mass of scar tissue. And that was an orderly and structured punishment using materials designed to NOT kill the victim, not a whole entire LIGHTNING MURDER WEAPON. Wwx was back on his feet minutes later sword fighting, rowing, carrying jc on his back... Lwj is the more realistic result, real whips can be lethal, and very, very dangerous. They are excruciatingly painful and if you make a mistake they can easily flay skin and muscle to crack bone. You're not supposed to strike the same patch of skin twice. Yeah wwx and his stupid pain tolerance but I truly believe him and yzy were in full accord in that moment with the roles they had to play (and jc hated every second). She could at least have apologised... in the middle of heated battle for her home and life though....

Lwjs eyes are gold and sunset and stars' YES ALSO BUT I looked at them and my immediate reaction was 'that's a bird of prey'. They're LITERALLY falcon eyes, they're identical, and I've never once seen that comparison :(. He's already piercing/intense/pinning/scouring, (and his anime eyeliner and dark lashes look like the markings) he's so perfect for the metaphor. Make it that wwx is the rabbit prey, come on.

Why is wwx sun coded but moon aesthetic and lwj moon coded but sun aesthetic like how's that fair why does it always happen.

Stop blaming wwx for Suiban he admits he came up with a zillion good names and it was jfm who didn't pick any and named it as a joke. Ngl if that was my trusted person who went and did that I would have been gutted but hey wwx thrives. I do feel like jfm naming the sword that wwx sacrifices to save jc is grounds for some angst at the very least.

Lxc was definitely in some situation with the other two because he does read as a parallel to lwj. Their romantic lives are basically inversions of each other, you could hold a graph up to a mirror. It's just that lwj was so deeply lucky to get wwx back, and he fell in love with someone true to himself. Lxc just got used and left with the ashes, no matter how much true love was on either side. Wwx chose family, kindness and community with poverty and jgy chose greed and power and wealth for total isolation. It was NHS that inverted their fates, but either brother's love could only come at the cost of the other. Poor qiren...

All those fancy huge ribbons in everyone's hair (again it's the anime donghua) are special and ridiculously sturdy ribbons given by the parents they wear in varying styles to tie it all up and as they grow up so they don't trip on it. This is a silly headcanon but I love it cuz those ribbons are stupid long and literally everyone has it. Maybe it's the mdzs equivalent of the guan ceremony?

Wwx has for sure done cannibalism.

Ooh painful headcanon time - his parents died in yiling right? And all corpses get tossed into the mounds for centuries, right? Nonzero chance wwx's parents bodies broke his fall.

Lwj gets wwx a mule for a birthday/festival cuz those guys are basically the perfect mounts humans are ever going to get, they're just v rare and infertile. They're smart and brave as donkeys and fast and strong like the horse, resulting in an animal that is down for mounted parkour with the right training. And then lwj can ride a horse alongside wwx when they go travelling ^^. Idk I just think it'd be super cute.

Wwx only comes up with good names when he's doing real bad. Names when he's doing good: Suiban, li'l apple, rulan (after his bf). Names when he's doing bad: chengqing, yin iron tally/stygian tiger amulet, compass of evil.

[jwonsoon]

enhypen - how they show affection at school 𖨆♡𖨆

☼ authors note - hi guys first post :) thinking about life w them at school god im going nuts - def not proofread im just rambling !

heeseung

his way of showing affection is through subtle touches </3. 

during those school breaks after exhausting classes he just wants to see you and listen to how ur day went.

his hand is always hanging around u, whether thats ur knee or shoulder giving u small squeezes of reassurance while ur with all ur friends to remind u nonverbally that he misses u. 

also if u guys are laughing about something he is always looking at you w so much admiration or leaning into you god i want him 

jay

HE IS SO OBVIOUSSSS. i love him so much 

jay would have such starry eyes he would completely light up around u. he is so smiley and giggly around you laughing at ur jokes that were not even that funny. 

he’s also such a good listener like he’s just so attentive and give u the exact energy u need when ur ranting like he gives me “yea i really hate when that happens too…” vibes. 

buys u food anytime. 

he would be so insistent calling you over and telling him to sit with him cus he wants u near to him he’s barely seen u all day :(( he’d whisper ur name like ��come here i miss youuuuu” i cant i cannot

jake 

HANDS HANDS HANDS. 

he loves playing w ur hands bopping them around and intertwining w them when ur talking to him. (think him and jungwon in enhypen&hi i cant do this) u also love doing the same to him, he gets all giddy but he still wants to be attentive to the rest of the friend group and not seem too obvious so he’ll be nodding and listening but he’ll occasionally look at u and smile to himself. god. 

his form of affection is just simply being with u. being close in proximity. he just loves the idea of u being there

he misses u and doesn’t wanna see u stressed!!!!  when his hands are free he’ll have his arm around u rubbing ur arm asking what he can do to help :(

would also be so visibly excited to see u if u haven’t seen e/o all day he makes u feel so special. he is so comforting i love him so bad jake i love u

sunghoon 

SUBTLE TOUCHES PART 2.

but this is more subtle it HURTS. his hand is always lingering around yours. and he always nudges u or he’s always looking down at ur hands that are barely touching and sometimes u dont notice so he gets pouty OH MY GOD.

secretly memorized ur schedule so at the end of one random class he’s finished early and hes just standing outside like 🧍 ALL AWK waiting for you to walk to lunch together and ur like how did u know i was here…hes like 🤷‍♂️

sunghoon is really subtle with it. if he senses you’re having a bad day he’s gonna be extra goofy w lame dad jokes to try and distract u. he’ll buy food for u but make it seem like it was for him and give it to u “just because.” sigh . the little things

jungwon 

despite being busy af. he will always make time for YOU. like he has a meeting but he receives a text that you’re about to go home? he will be excusing himself for 5 mins to give u a proper bye. FUCKKKKK

always texting u. ur laptop BETTTTERRR have DND on or else it will be pinging every 2 seconds. just like how this boy is always on weverse, he is constantly updating u about funny shit that happens in class or just what hes thinking or ur future hang out plans “we should go here on saturday”

he would so walk u home from school if y’all lived near and he would get sad if he can’t bring u one day like “how come ur leaving early i cant walk u home and ive barely seen u all week :( “

somehow always carrying ur stuff - especially if u tend to leave things behind. especially hoodies and waterbottles. like by the end of the day ur like “ok so why do u have half of my belongings.” when u guys pack up after lunch he is always picking up ur stuff b4 u cus he just knows u sometimes forget 😞 

sunoo 

no matter how busy y’all are. sunoo wants to see u ☹️ u guys have barely talked the whole day. he will text to meet in the middle of class just quickly. “what floor are you in? can u leave class rq i wanna say hi :(“ 

compliments. COMPLIMENTS. always the small details too like if he’ll notice if u tried a new makeup look or if u did ur hair different. he’ll make u feel so pretty

walks with u around the campus during lunch after you guys are done to have one on ones. he likes spending time one on one with you cus sometimes its harder within ur bigger group of friends awh. 

would always have ur arms linked and laugh about stupid things with you FUCK SUNOO MY SUNSHINE 

ni-ki 

i luv him NI-KI so much im gonna get emotional. 

when he laughs or gets excited he’s practically jumping onto u or puts his whole body weight on u you’ve almost fallen so many times. 

always squeezing ur shoulders from behind to catch ur attention cus he’s so tall, similar to this sometimes he scares u from behind and u get so startled and he loves it cus he thinks ur cute and silly </3 but he sometimes does it when you’ve seen him coming from like 4 miles away… goofy ass 

when hes with u he’ll scrunch his nose and whisper “cute” to himself bc he doesn’t wanna be obviousssss😜u cant know that hes’s SIMPING!! (but he doesnt realize that u did see it and ur geeking)

likes to hug u when theres no one else around or fully lean into u like hes about to get a good nights sleep  😭

[fadebolt]

I've seen some people posting their attacks collection from this year, so here's mine:

With the lovely targets being:

1. meowynn

2. aquaticnebulae

3. soul-sylver

4. sb-is-a-thing

5. saintwyrm

6. bindibites

7. phishtoast

8. pansear-doodles

9. toiletpapericecream

Decided not to ping them here, since I already did it once when I posted the attacks individually. But these are their blog names, and they're cool people with cool art - so feel free to look through their stuff!

This was an awesome first year of Artfight! Huge thanks to everyone who sent me their creations involving my powerswap scugs, I adore them all quite a lot! And thanks for all the wonderful comments and reactions to my attacks as well!

You guys were wonderful, and I hope I'll get to see you next year as well! :)

(Bonus ramblings about AF thoughts below cut. Be warned, they do be lengthy)

So when I was starting out with the site, I looked around on the internet to see what people had to say (out of curiosity, and to maybe find something helpful). And apparently, there are a bunch of entitled users that complain if the art you send them isn't "high quality" enough, or if you don't send a revenge for their attacks.

And I'm just sitting here, and wondering which Artfight did these people show up to, cus I've frankly never seen a person like that. Everyone was super sweet and appreciative when I attacked them, and I received zero scorn from attackers I didn't revenge. Perhaps it's something that happens only outside the Rain World community?

Anyhow, I ended this year with a solid 9/5, which might seem like rookie numbers for many, which... is actually kind of fair, considering that I am technically a rookie.

I really didn't expect to get attacked at all, considering that my refs were slightly rushed, and not particularly polished (something I'll hopefully get around to addressing in the meantime). Though I did have hopes that sharing my profile on Tumblr, and some Discord servers might help.

Funny thing is, I don't think any of those 5 people came from there, as they haven't interacted with me on Tumblr yet, and they haven't joined the servers that I was in. There's no way for me to confirm this, but they probably found me while browsing through the AF website itself, which is extremely flattering (especially since I initially thought that folks usually just attack their friends... turns out that ain't quite the case).

But this also proves that my theory about people liking powerswap Slugcats was actually correct! Which is great, cus they're a blast to create, and hopefully by next year, I'll get to have the other half of the cast (name ideas are 'Lightcat', 'The Crusader', 'The Solitary' 'The Augmented' and 'The Gambler', but it's all subject to change).

There were also some of my OCs which showed up in my attacks - I'm planning on adding them in, too. (So if you like necromancers, wizards that copy the spells of others, and weird fanchildren of niche ships, then I got some wonderful news for you!)

Speaking of my attacks, I definitely didn't draw nearly as much as I did for Art Month. That's because I decided it would be better to take things a bit slower, to have more fun, and avoid burnout. As I would rather send over a few attacks that I enjoyed, than to rapidly rush out like 60, to hit as many people as possible.

Sure, it'll mean that I won't get to attack as many people, but I still think it's worth it, as I get to enjoy myself more, while my target gets a better piece.

I was slightly concerned that a lot of people would find it insulting that I used a randomizer to pick targets, but nobody seemed to mind, which is great. After all, there were no bad intentions on my part, I just simply had too many people I considered worthy of being attacked, and I needed some outside help to combat my indecisiveness. There's simply too many great artists in this community!

My list consisted of SC members that stayed (I was grateful for their efforts to keep the place alive, and I felt this would be a great way to thank them), some other people from the fandom that I liked, and my attackers, who were given a multiplier of 5 to their chances, cus yeah xd

There were over 30 people there, so it's safe to say that I didn't get to most of them. I think next year, I'll give them increased chances too, and hopefully, I get around to most of 'em. (Unless I'll have to work on my thesis in July... I don't quite remember when that's going to happen. Hopefully, that won't be the case, and I'll have a bunch of free time, like this year, and I'll be able to do more than 9 attacks then. Fingers crossed)

So that's pretty much all I wanted to say here. I'm not sure if I should post any updates or uploads I do to my characters there btw. I suppose we'll see.

But the event was real fun, and I'm looking forward to experiencing it again!

[monstertidbits]

thoughts about chilchuck pls. i hope your day is going well

first tysm nonnie i hope the same for you :) and well im always thinkin abt chilchuck. actually earlier this week i was thinking abt how capable and skilled he is? he's incredibly smart, speaks several languages, is great at using a bow (yes he always acknowledges himself not standing a chance in close combat so he made sure to at least develop some long range combat skills), is quite literally the best at his area of expertise on the island AND the leader of the half-foot guild... and i'm sure he has many other random skills he picked up along the way. like it's so easy to forget since they are all such goofy dumbasses, but laios' party is filled with exceptional people.

and i was thinking about how chilchuck criticizing laios' leadership skills isn't him just being condescending, but talking from his own personal experience as a leader among his people. and then i was thinking that it's probably very unlikely for a half-foot to lead their own party as the other races don't seem to take them seriously enough. and chil is no less capable than any other party leader in this dungeon, he just knows exactly the kind of prejudice these people hold against his kind and he personally ain't all that interested in taking responsibility of parties filled with self serving pricks. so he prefers to work quietly and get his fair share, and take care of the other half-foots so they don't experience the hardships he went through in this place solely for the fact he was young and didn't realize that the world around him pretty much works against him (remember that time he was used as bait for succubus hunting?). and yeah he's not ashamed to also get proper profit for his hard work and at this point he really doesn't care about people disapproving of his ways, it's just annoying af when those people prefer falling into stereotypes and appeasing the other races or are no less hungry for money and power than anyone else. and at the end of the day he kept working and doing all of this mostly for the sake of others and specifically laios' party, as he could've retired years ago. even mickbell who held a grudge against him for basically running a normal business found out he is a decent man (who also saved his life but whatever). and i can go on talking about how him staying by laios' side and trusting him the way he does after everything he went through is because laios showed him time and time again that he is different and actually makes chil a priority as his colleague and friend and doesn't treat him as a mere tool to achieve his goals, but this is getting too long already. anyways what i'm tryna say is little guy is quite cool actually i love him to death

[scorpius-major]

#class is now in session!

Ft: Hu Tao, Barbara, Zhongli, Childe, and Gn! Reader

College au!

in which each character gets their own major and school headcannons

𝙃𝙪 𝙏𝙖𝙤

Mortuary science major without a doubt

Gives off chaotic theater kid vibes as well

Has definitely brought an Ouija board to multiple different sleepovers on multiple different occasions

She’s that one friend that gives you oddly frightening fun facts. Facts that make you go “why does she know that?”

“Did you know that if you eat around 10 crushed black cherry pits there’s enough cyanide to kill you?”

Just leaves you sitting there like ma’am how do you know that?

Hu Tao would peer pressure you into joining theater with her

If you have stage fright she’d find a way to expel it from you

In class she can be very committed to work

If you sit next to her however, that’s a different story

has surprisingly good grades ngl

you sometimes wonder how she keeps up with the work while simultaneously goofing off in class

it frightens you sometimes

like she was dead asleep in class one time and nothing would wake her up

until the professor asked her a question

She sat up really quickly and answered it correctly

you just stared at her like🤨

needless to say you quickly stopped questioning her abilities as a student after that

Barbara

choir kid without a doubt

like no explanation needed

no fr barbs literally has the most angelic voice you’ve ever heard

you probably met in a music theory class

let me just tell you this lady is the most respectful roommate EVER

omg her room is always so clean and tidy it’s just like

miss please teach me your ways I beg🧎🏾‍♀️

stright A student without a doubt

her classes are probably all honors too

with the occasional AP

Not exactly a “teacher’s pet” but like is always willing to help them out

She probably becomes a teacher’s aid at one point

please let her tutor you, she loves it

Ayaka

Dancing major without a doubt

she’s taking a business class too

and also studies traditional Japanese calligraphy

listen I didn’t wanna be the one to say it but

she was the kid who reminded to teacher they had homework in middle school

IT JUST MAKES SENSE💀

if you’re a dance major too, she will always partner with you

another respectful af roommate

she cooks too

and it’s absolutely delicious

like she will cancel any takeout you order and will cook herself

another star student

it always surprises you how she can keep up her grades with her 17 different extracurricular activities

Zhongli

let’s be honest he probably is the professor💀

he’d teach world history without a doubt

that or AP English

i can’t see him as a math teacher

most def the teacher that everybody loves

he’s well aware too

i like to think he takes a little pride in being “the coolest teacher”

yeah let’s be honest he probably subtly humble brags ab it in the teachers lounge😭

he’s also the teacher that everybody trys to guess his age and terribly fails at it lmao

Struggles a LOT with technology

when he first tried to use a smart board he got so frustrated he never used it again

probably the only teacher who still uses textbooks and whiteboards

back in his college days I can kinda see him being a philosophy major

but he changed career choices and became a professor instead

Childe

STILL hasn’t figured out his major lmao💀

he fr changes it like every 3-5 business days

without a doubt he got in on a sports scholarship

med avg grades

i can see him struggling in math idk he just seems like the type of guy I can’t explain it

another one who is a really awesome cook

hes probably involved in a frat house ngl

if you’re roommates expect little to no sleep

heavy college fuckboy vibes

but in an endearing way

idk this is really random but in grade school he was the kid at the water fountain who would say “one, two, three, that’s enough for me” whenever someone was more than three seconds

He also would pick a fight with the 8th graders when he was in like 3rd and after he lost he’d tell his friends that he beat up an 8th grader

def a partier

he’d drag you out to parties late at night

but he always makes sure your comfortable and safe at them

love a respectful man fr

please help him in math he’s begging

[thedawningofthehour]

I just came out with somwthing dumb and I think it's cursed enough to share. What if evangelion writters saw your fic, you retired and then they took off with the collar plotline.

1. Galois finishes collars

2. Galois is jumped on by people who want his head and he gets captured and put in a collar

3. He also gets put in some kind of facility where for most he roams free but still he has a bomb on him all the time and is forced to work on something to destroy Draxum

4. For some reason in that place there's a random cute boy his age who seems obsessed with Gale

5. They do gay shit like hold hands, declare love, play piano toghether in a love duet. Even fucking bath toghether (that happened in the og anime). Overall every gay shit imaginable beside kissing or call eachother boyfriends so someone can still point at them and say "They're really close friends"

6. That boy decides to get the collar of Galois and put in on himself

7. That boy fucking dies and explodes on Galois

8. Galois is depressed for the rest of book 3 and hardly does anything

9. While Galois is depressed one of the girl characters decides to wear that collar as a safety precusion (she also wears it while wearing minimal clothing beacuse [insert forced plot reason])

10. That shit is taken off her real soon and she does not die from it or really get much affected at all

11. It turns out Mikey is not Mikey but a clone of a guy named Michael Angel

12. World fucking ends

13. Gale talks to Draxum about Draxum's teen years

14. Draxum tells him the truth about Gale being Donnie

15. Something extremaly confusing happeneds that will make over over half of the fanbase hate book 4

16. New universe is formed and everyone seems happy?? But for some reason Galois is not with his brothers or even with Draxum but with Todd or something. Like it ends qirh Todd picking him up from a train station and saying "let's go home, Donnie"

17. In aditioanl material it's revealed Todd is a time traveler who's secretly been there for Donnie his whole life and also fucked Splinter at some point

18. I don't even fucking know what I just wrote

I know nothing about Evangelion and especially after this I am committed to keeping it that way.

he couldn't move the collar to someone else, (how would that make sense? it's off just throw it away?? why???) there's a mechanism that would automatically detonate the explosive charge if the collar is fiddled with too much. In Fallout 3 you actually get events where you can deactivate a slave's collar with sufficient explosives skill, but if you don't know what you're doing you'll set it off instead. Gale would know how to safely deactivate one...but I've said too much.

Gale does not have time for love declarations

Draxum's 'teen' years were filled with him herding sheep and babysitting the younger kids of his village so idk how interesting that would really be

I hope to god you guys like the ending

I mean, Lou Jitsu was bisexual af and was big in Hollywood in the eighties-this man had sex with men. (and did cocaine)(most likely at the same time) I would not rule out him and Todd hooking up in the slightest. (Leo voice: "gross, those are our dads!")

I am not touching the rest of that.

[hogwartslegacyrp]

QotD 8: Would your character keep their room messy or clean? How would they decorate their room?

Feel free to answer these with your own OCs even if you're not on our server :)

Anemone:

Messy af; She has piles of things around her bed to dig through. She has all sort of random stuff around to decorate, from bits of art she did put up around her bed to items she picked up- she also often has fresh flowers nearby since she finds them cool. Oh and don't look under her bed, she tends to push stuff there- and her niffler has made it his den so perhaps DO look under her bed if you've lost something precious recently.

Ominis: Clean, partly out of necessity (it's much easier to navigate the world without sight when you know where things are reliably!) and partly because of habit and education (he was raised to always look very neat given his family's status). He doesn't have much decorations since it's kind of useless to him but he did try to replace his bedsheets with fancier, smoother, more pleasant to touch ones.

Weasley: Mostly tidy, with that slightly messy look you get when you have items from all over the world on your shelves- she has quite a few souvenirs and fun trinkets she keeps and make her room look more lived in. Once in a while she might let a shirt hang over her bed's headboard because she's tired but she's usually on top of things- the only messy thing that seems to be a staple in her room is a stack of book next to her bed.

𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐞: always clean and tidy cause that’s just how she’s raised. There will be moments though where it’s her desk area that’ll have the most mess but everywhere else in the room would be clean and tidy. The only “bad habit” is she doesn’t make her bed often.

Althea Rose: Cluttered is the word. She has world traveler parents who emphasized a love for things, knick knacks, trinkets!!! So I imagine any space she's in, she'll make her own by cluttering it with anything she takes a liking to. She absolutely likes eclectic styles, and her room isn't decorated with style in mind, but rather making it a reflection of everything she loves. Even if the colors clash.

Samuel Wood: He is man living on his own for the first time and has no clue how to decorate personified. It is clean, but would be nearly barren, besides the necessities and one poster someone bullied him into adding. I don't think at this stage of his life yet he'd keep plants in his room, he'd be too embarrassed his parents would see, or someone else whose mean, and judge him for it. But in a few years he'll be a houseplants everywhere sort of guy.

Aodh: Immaculate…but does he spend any time there?

Bjorn: Cluttered, but not messy. Trinkets, Pictures, Maps, and Baubles fill the empty places upon his shelves and tabletops. His desk is left tidy, spare the few pieces of parchment or book laid across its surface.

Craig: He's a very sentimental person, so most of his decorating usually involves things that are either given to him by friends and family, or things that mean something to him. Photographs and posters commemorating special events, letters from home, and various trinkets and souvenirs make up the bulk of his decoration. It doesn't really matter to him whether it looks good or not. Really, he's probably put more effort into Juniper's enclosure (he refuses to call it a cage) than he has his own dorm room.

Clara: Clara’s room at home tends to wildly fluctuate between being pristine tidy and a hot mess. There is no middle ground. At school she has to be more considerate of her roommates.

Ayumi: Tidy, probably a few vases of fresh flowers around

Gyda: Books! Books everywhere!! And maps. And all of her suitcases neatly piled in a corner… still to be unpacked. Or maybe just waiting for the next adventure!

𝐑𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐞𝐥: Half messy half not. He’s the type to collect silly stuff so it depends on his mood if he wants to properly put it away or just throw it under the bed

[smartass-hoot]

SHIP GAME BRO HOEHOEHOE this might seem random but may i propose homare x you? you two would make such a fun creative combo constantly encouraging each other's creative flows and hyping up each other's artistic works! and not to mention the chaos you two could wreak together. and on a more serious note, yk how homare has issues feeling like he's not worthy of love bc of his lack of empathy,, well like the absolute force of sunshine you are you'd completely blow all that away and show him he's completely lovable as he is! and likewise him to you too; he might not always understand how your emotions work but he'll do his best to make you eternally happy as you deserve 😌

another one that might seem random, but natsuya (from swimming fruits anime)! you both are pretty driven to chase the things you want so that'd make for an interesting fiery dynamic. plus he's definitely got the charm and swag to have you swooning. and he'd love your silly dorky moments, in fact it is the silly dorky stuff that has him all soft and gooey for you 🥺

EYYY BRO HI HOW ARE YOU

also omg HOMARE YES I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! he's so flamboyant and memey and i just love his vibes! he'd definitely be a chaos enabler and he'd never judge people so we'd be an unstoppable force together eyyy i'm so happy you think we'd be compatible😌 AND YEAH!!! homare's such a good guy and i'd love nothing more than to shower him with all the appreciation and affection!! (tfw your love language is giving praise lmao) life with homare would be non-stop entertainment and just V I B E S and i love that about him <3

OMG NATSUYA PLS I'M SUCH A WHORE FOR HIM (also not the swimming fruits anime skdjfnjdsnkds). and omg yeah!!! we're both passionate af so i can see why it would work out! we could support each others' obsessions hell yeah 😤 and sdjfndskjfnjskd oh god i wouldn't be able to handle his charm at all LIKE PLS I'M A SIMPLE GAL AND EASILY IMPRESSED I WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE SKDJFNSDKJN. (the mental image of natsuya finding my silly dorky side cute is sending me to the astral realm bye bye bro it was nice knowing you NSKDJFDSK)

and thank for the ships bro!!! i know i can trust you to be my wingbro 'cause you'd pick nothing but the BEST for me mwah ily bro <3 (i love homare and natsuya so much you're really out here giving me gold)

[sheriiam]

I was wondering too why both these inserts have Irene and not Bond. It's not like putting Bond up there would have been a major spoiler― just an Easter egg (which fandoms love, mind you). I can't answer it except for referring to that unexplainable psychology that you see everywhere.

Like, pick up any random treasure hunt/adventure/fantasy/chosen one novel or movie or any work as such, chances are very high that you'll find an abundance of males and a smaller cast of females in there (no I'm not talking about preference to males here). It's a pattern. And this pattern is more visible when you imagine a "trio" in these works. Did an imagine of two guys and a girl jump up your head? If yes, then that's what I'm trying to say.

Adding a female to the cast somehow completes a work, adds the finishing touch. If you replace this female to a male, without making any other damn change in their behavior/work/contribution/or anything whatsofuckingever, it just won't seem right.

Somehow the story industry has made that "one female, two males" pattern so popular that we can't imagine any plot furthering without it in general sense. Like, it didn't even leave my/ynm alone.

And hey I'm not saying that female inclusion shouldn't be there hell bring more badass, nerdy girls together in a group and make them work together on a mission it's amazing af. I'm just pointing at a pattern, a psychology with no absolute origin.

[bloominstorm]

Holy shit, I’m intrigued…

[kpopgirl1234bl]

Tenya Iida x Artist!reader

I random came up with this scenario, here's to hoping people like it.

Pairing: Tenya Iida x Reader

Word Count: 833

Summary: You are a famous artist who likes to stream, and your boyfriend, Tenya Iida, loves to support you.

Warning: None, juts fluff.

You were known as an artist throughout Japan, a very famous one. Many things made you as famous as you were. You mainly dressed how you wanted, which could range from looking like you just rolled out of bed to looking fine AF. You didn't care. You could dress up for an event if you felt like it.

Another thing you are famous for is how chill you are when meeting fans in public. There had only been a few times where you had turned down fans.

Another reason you are so well-known is that you often stream while painting. You loved interacting with your fans and answering their questions.

If you were drawing, you would often take requests or suggestions from your fans.

But probably the biggest reason why people knew about you was because of your boyfriend, Tenya Iida.

The pro-hero had no shame in showing his love for you. Be it at one of your art exhibits or in an interview. He could always talk about you and your art.

If you were streaming, he would come to check on you and bring you snacks. Most of the time, he wouldn't stay for long. He wouldn't want to disturb you too much. But other times, he would linger for a while and talk to you and your fans.

Despite how serious he seems at times, he could always make you laugh. He would sometimes suggest what to draw or what color to use. Even though each visit from him is different, there is one thing that never changes.

Every time he had to leave, he would always kiss you goodbye. It wasn't just a peck on the cheek. No, it was a full-on kiss on the lips.

Today you decided to host another stream. You got dressed in a pair of sweatpants and a giant oversized t-shirt.

You got everything ready before the stream. You laid a tarp on the floor and placed your easel on it. You lowered it to the ground. You just felt more inspired when sitting on the floor.

You got everything else ready. You got your snacks and decided it was time to start the stream.

"Hey guys!" you watched as people began to enter the stream. In the first few minutes, you always answered some questions to give people a chance to interact with you. Because when you start painting, you'll be hard to reach.

There was always one question that would pop up in the chat:

"What are you doing today?"

Most of the time, you had an idea of what you wanted to do, but not today.

You asked your fans for suggestions of what they wanted to see. There were a lot of good ideas, but you weren't feeling it. That was until someone suggested you do something abstract.

"Something abstract, yeah, that sounds interesting." You said and started gathering the supplies you needed.

Since you had no plan, to begin with, you just began painting with the first color your hand caught.

With no sense of direction, you picked both small and big brushes. You also used your palette knives to mix and spread the colors. You smiled as you squirted paint onto the canvas.

When you finally took a step back and looked at your artwork, you loved it. But, you felt like something was missing.

Suddenly, you heard a knock on the door.

"Come in!" You shouted.

"And how is my little artist doing?" you smiled as you heard your boyfriend's voice.

"Hey! I'm good. How is my amazing hero boyfriend?" You asked him. You felt Iida'a arm snake around your waist.

"Tired but happy to be at home with you." He kissed your cheeks. You smiled but kept your gaze at the painting in front of you.

"What's wrong, my love?" Iida asked you.

"I don't know. I feel like something is missing." Iida took one of your hands and kissed it.

That one move made an idea pop into your head. You smiled and grabbed his hand. You dragged him over to where the paint was.

"Honey? What are you doing?" Iida asked, confused by your actions.

"Just give me your hand." You smiled while picking a bright color. You put a thick layer of paint on his hand. You picked up another bright color and did the same with your hand.

You smiled at Iida and guided Iida's hand towards the corner of the canvas. You pressed both your hands onto the painting enough to leave an imprint.

You stepped back and took another good look at the painting again. But this time, it felt complete.

"Now, it's complete." You smiled and leaned up against Iida. Iida smiled and leaned into you as well.

"I can't wait for people to see your newest masterpiece." Iida kissed your head. You smiled and snuggled further into Iida.

"Nah, this is only for us." You smiled and looked at your painting before placing a kiss on Iida's cheek.