Ako uvedu vojni rok, ja želim plenkovića vidjet u prvom jebenom redu. Prvi put se izvuko al sad bome neće
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something i will always find hilarious about the hollow is the fact that 3/6 of the gang's names are common croatian names and the other three are SO FUNNY when translated
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TAG YOURSELF LET 3 ALBUM NAMES EDITION
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Unprovoked???
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Im just saying I think all my problems would be solved if I had someone to make me food and wrap me in blankets and bring me tea and pay my bills
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ended up watching both venom movies when i should have gone to sleep bc i have to go work tomorrow :]
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Izdrži dobra si pička
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žena=/=pička eng:[a] woman=/=[a] pussy
a digitized and improved version of my womens day march sign! a lot of ppl liked it and i got to pose w it a bit before the march started so ill keep an eye out for wild sightings!
happy iwd ladies <3
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eh ali pička je snažna ne zaboravimo koliko boli pička može podnijeti koliki užitak pruža i sebi i drugima sjetite se da vas je ispljunula a da nije ni trepnula i sad ste živi i zdravi i koristite riječ pička kao da je uvreda a sami niste dovoljno snažni biti pička
Nećemo si lagati. Mi smo sve FACE. Sretan nam Dan žena🌹
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it's a beautiful morning today so i'm not even mad i have to go to pička materina with gsp
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(looking straight at gvardiol again) jebeni mali kreten ne mogu vjerovati kako si prodao svoju dušu i cijeli tvoji maleni život na odvratne klubove ti nemaš NIŠTA U TVOJOJ OGROMNOM JEBENOM GLAVOM KURAC JEDAN KAKO TI MISLIŠ DA ŽIVOT FUNKCIONIRA? IGRAŠ DOBRO ZA ONAJ KLUB KOJI TE NAJVIŠE PLAČA????? YOU DISGUST MEEEEE!!! TOLIKO TALENTA A BRIGA TE PRAVA KULTURA NOGOMETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PIČKA TI MATERINA JEBENA ODVRATAN SI
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todays recap:
the only true victim of communism and feminism (my phone)
working on posters for the iwd march this week
MY poster for the iwd march this week (žena=/=pička in translation: woman =/= cunt)
venue kitty (she has one eye)
some other posters
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Ne, neću da imam seks jer ga ti želiš.
Ne, neću da pijem alkohol jer piju svi.
Ne, nisam pička ako neću da povučem liniju.
Ne, nemam vremena da ti pomognem pošto moram da pomognem sebi.
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Ako ste kao ja, uvek udovoljavali ljudima, biće vam teško da promenite tu naviku; ali kada je jednom promenite, i promenite da u ne, više nema povratka, i videćemo kako sve sve okreće na bolje. Naravno, na bolje vama... Njima sigurno ne, jer pobogu, zašto mi više ne udovoljavaš?
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Croatian curse words that I'd love to teach yall 😭
They sound absolutely ridiculous when translated to English BUT HERE HAVE LITERAL TRANSLATION BC IT SOUNDS FUNNY
Jebem ti mater - fuck your mother
Jebo ti pas mater - may the dog fuck your mother
Jebote - fuck
Jebi se - fuck yourself
Jebiga - fuck it
Nemoj me jebat - don't fuck with me
Puši kurac - smoke my dick/smoke a dick
Boli me kurac - my dick hurts
Ajde u kurac - go into a dick
Idi u tri pičke materine - go into your mother's three vaginas
Pička ti materina - your mother's vagina
Odjebi - fuck off
And there are a lot more and some are literally made up from these, like combined and they sound nasty af so ummm have these I'm feeling silly so yeah... these aren't even the worst ones, there are more diabolical ones 😭
I wanna teach Santino these curse words 💀
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thank you korka i will treasure my gift <- is already obsessed with saying sise (why are your words so fun to pronounce???)
They're seriously fun, the more vulgar the better they sound. Idk how you pronounce kurva, but the beginning -k is sorta deeper in the throat, and the accent is on the -u which results in a more rolled -r and it's SO fun to say. "Kuurrrva".
Sise has that alliteration, too, it might impact the vibe. Poetic, no?
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Hey what the fuck guys why are you all making me cry today!
I am soft and y’all are so lovely I could weeeeeeep
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