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Ako uvedu vojni rok, ja želim plenkovića vidjet u prvom jebenom redu. Prvi put se izvuko al sad bome neće
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something i will always find hilarious about the hollow is the fact that 3/6 of the gang's names are common croatian names and the other three are SO FUNNY when translated
#they are like croats to me.#LIJEPAAA NAŠAAAA DOMOVINOOOOOOOO#mira vanessa and adam are the common names#mira is a grandma name btw#skeet -> skit -> skitnica — meaning stray#reeve -> riv -> riva — meaning waterfront#kai -> kaj -> kaj? — meaning what (in kajkavian dialect)#i will be croatizing every one of them and you cannot stop me#vanesa is a 40 year old mlm girlboss name#adam is an annoying 4 year old boy name#you dont understand how funny headcanoning all of them as croatian is to me tbh#'PIČKA MATERINA KOJI KURAC DI SMO KUME ?!?! 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷'#reeve would be dalmatian i can't explain it he just would be okay?#the hollow#the hollow netflix#juno speaks like people care#save the hollow#me personally i wouldnt fuck with dalmatian reeve#the name of the show would be šupljina which uhmmmmmmmm !??!?!?!?! no ♡
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TAG YOURSELF LET 3 ALBUM NAMES EDITION
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ended up watching both venom movies when i should have gone to sleep bc i have to go work tomorrow :]
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žena=/=pička eng:[a] woman=/=[a] pussy
a digitized and improved version of my womens day march sign! a lot of ppl liked it and i got to pose w it a bit before the march started so ill keep an eye out for wild sightings!
happy iwd ladies <3
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eh ali pička je snažna ne zaboravimo koliko boli pička može podnijeti koliki užitak pruža i sebi i drugima sjetite se da vas je ispljunula a da nije ni trepnula i sad ste živi i zdravi i koristite riječ pička kao da je uvreda a sami niste dovoljno snažni biti pička
Nećemo si lagati. Mi smo sve FACE. Sretan nam Dan žena🌹
#lifeinbooks#dan žena#8 mart#internationalwomensday#rupi kaur#rupi kaur poetry#poezija#poetry#citati#knjiga#citati iz knjige#booklover#books#book qoute#balkan
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it's a beautiful morning today so i'm not even mad i have to go to pička materina with gsp
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(looking straight at gvardiol again) jebeni mali kreten ne mogu vjerovati kako si prodao svoju dušu i cijeli tvoji maleni život na odvratne klubove ti nemaš NIŠTA U TVOJOJ OGROMNOM JEBENOM GLAVOM KURAC JEDAN KAKO TI MISLIŠ DA ŽIVOT FUNKCIONIRA? IGRAŠ DOBRO ZA ONAJ KLUB KOJI TE NAJVIŠE PLAČA????? YOU DISGUST MEEEEE!!! TOLIKO TALENTA A BRIGA TE PRAVA KULTURA NOGOMETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PIČKA TI MATERINA JEBENA ODVRATAN SI
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todays recap:
the only true victim of communism and feminism (my phone)
working on posters for the iwd march this week
MY poster for the iwd march this week (žena=/=pička in translation: woman =/= cunt)
venue kitty (she has one eye)
some other posters
#DESPITE MY PHONE GETTING OBLITERATED ITS BEEN A NICE DAY#i also realized that those ppl i befriended t the trans art workshops DIDNT.ghost me after a sleepover bc of hearsay from my ex friend grou#via one of their gfs bc i mryt the woman today and she was too nice fpr sth like that#which just means my vibes were rancid at the sleepover#which i can live with#but MY PHONEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭#id cry if it wasnt so funny#piksla.txt
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Ne, neću da imam seks jer ga ti želiš.
Ne, neću da pijem alkohol jer piju svi.
Ne, nisam pička ako neću da povučem liniju.
Ne, nemam vremena da ti pomognem pošto moram da pomognem sebi.
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Ako ste kao ja, uvek udovoljavali ljudima, biće vam teško da promenite tu naviku; ali kada je jednom promenite, i promenite da u ne, više nema povratka, i videćemo kako sve sve okreće na bolje. Naravno, na bolje vama... Njima sigurno ne, jer pobogu, zašto mi više ne udovoljavaš?
#citati#tekst#balkan#citat#quote#text#quotes#srbija#istina#ljubav#zivot#ljudi#personal#knjiga#balkanski citati
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Croatian curse words that I'd love to teach yall 😭
They sound absolutely ridiculous when translated to English BUT HERE HAVE LITERAL TRANSLATION BC IT SOUNDS FUNNY
Jebem ti mater - fuck your mother
Jebo ti pas mater - may the dog fuck your mother
Jebote - fuck
Jebi se - fuck yourself
Jebiga - fuck it
Nemoj me jebat - don't fuck with me
Puši kurac - smoke my dick/smoke a dick
Boli me kurac - my dick hurts
Ajde u kurac - go into a dick
Idi u tri pičke materine - go into your mother's three vaginas
Pička ti materina - your mother's vagina
Odjebi - fuck off
And there are a lot more and some are literally made up from these, like combined and they sound nasty af so ummm have these I'm feeling silly so yeah... these aren't even the worst ones, there are more diabolical ones 😭
I wanna teach Santino these curse words 💀
#see how most of them sound absolutely ridiculous in English#if yall want to know their meanings pla google it bc they explain it better 😭#okay now imagine santino struggling with all this 💀💀💀#DIABOLICAL#idk how to even tag this HSHSHS#got silly with evren SHAHAHSH
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Puno zajedničkog
Princeza na zrnu graška
Princ na madracu praška
Aplauzi i divljenje
Nevjerica i odlomak u dnevniku
Presjedanje i letovi
Šunjanje po mahalama
Kupovanje luksuza
Prodavanje luksuza
Umiljato janje dvije ovce siše
Čoban u svijetu punom ovaca
Planom do cilja
Cilj opravdava sredstvo
Zaljubljenost u sebe
Zaljubljenost u osjećaj zaljubljenosti
Pička
Pička
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i dalje me pitaju o tebi, to boli
mnogo više nego
kad su me u školi pitali
koje slovo ne znam da kažem
pa pička vam materina
recite vi ono što ne znate, mislila sam
bićeš bogat
kako si se stalno i ponašao
a nisam ti rekla
oduvek sam maštala da kreneš ka meni
onde gde i buržuji kreću praznih ruku
uvek sam želela
da dođeš u zagrljaj
Radmila Petrović - Moja mama zna šta se dešava u gradivima
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