Hey. I'm Charlie Malone. You know, or Peter Pan if that's what you prefer. I'm awesome. And that's all that's to it.
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Inhabitants of Neverland → The Lost Boys
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Well, Lady Pendragon, I am King Peter Pan from the Land of Never. You know, or Never Land. Oh, yes, we are completely and totally understood. Fine and dandy.Â
I wonder..
Morgana Pendragon of Camelot, and you are who? It was a simple mistake, I do not mind so long as you do not repeat it. Are we understood?
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Oh my! A lady? I didn't even realize! Please excuse me and accept my apologies, your ladyship.
I wonder..
Are you mocking me? I admire your fearless attitude, but I would advise you to address a lady with a little more respect.Â
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Ooh. Yeah, I knew that was what it was.Â
Is it a bad thing? Cause I don't want it to cost me an arm or something. That would really suck. Because, I need my arms, or I wouldn't be me. I wouldn't be the amazing Peter Pan!
That sounds pretty brutal. Yeah, let's not. Wait, it will really work?! Well, awesome!Â
So, you just say that spell with that stick you have there, and then POOF, my hat can make me fly?
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A grimoire. It’s a book of spells and such. This one was written by one of the former rulers of my world. It’s not as powerful as the one my girlfriend owns, but it’ll do the trick.
No, it’s not a payment with money. It’s something else. Magic always comes with a price. I’m not sure what it is—I’ll find out when I cast the spell. And…yeah, it is complicated. That’s what happens when you land in an adult world. I’m sorry, Peter.
By “disastrous consequences”, I meant the possibility of you exploding to bits… You seem like an adventurous kid, but I don’t think you’d go that far. *takes the hat, examines it closely* This should work! As long as you have it on your person, you should be able to fly whenever you like!
*pulls out wand* Are you ready? Or would you like to wait a bit?
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You have to have some idea, Hook. If you were the one who chose. C'mon!
Off to Neverland!
I truly have not the slightest idea, my boy.
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"Tink! It really is you. My oh my," he smiled as big as he could. He pulled away to look at her. "You've been looking for me? Aww!" he laughed. "Me and the boys, uhm, we've been around. But they have been with me, so I haven't had to search to find them. They'll be so happy to see you!"
"Hey. Did you know Hook is here? And he actually chose to come here himself for some odd reason that I couldn't imagine. You know," he nudged Tink, "We should totally go and mess with him. It will be fantastic."
<insert a clever and witty title here> Tink & Peter
For a moment she wondered if she had been wrong. He didn’t know who she was, but he looked so like him. Then realisation hit him, and relief hit her. She let out a small bell-sounding laugh and hugged him back.
“Took you long enough. Of course I’ve grown, curse thought I was too small apparently. Looking for you and the boys. Seriously, where the hell have you been? This town isn’t that big.”
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Peter cocked his head in confusion. Not many people knew of him as Peter, rather Charlie. Unless he had introduced himself before or known the person in Neverland, most people didn't know his past name. Neverland had been a pretty secluded place, after all. "Yup, uh huh, that would be my name. And you would be..."
He paused. The girls face was just so familiar. But who would it be... "Wait a second... Tinkerbell? Â Oh my gosh! TINK! It's you! You're different. I see you've grown quite a bit," he let out a laugh, and wrapped his arms around his friend. "Look, I can hug you! Boy, I missed you! I can't believe.. where have you been anyways?"
<insert a clever and witty title here> Tink & Peter
Great, now she had to try and explain why she hadn’t been paying attention. Who knew what todays excuse would be. Maybe running away from a certain pirate. That one normally worked. Hopefully said pirate wouldn’t catch on.
“No, my fault, I was dis-” she glanced up and had to do a double take. After months of searching for this to happen. “Peter?”
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The The Griemahoreo-what now? This is why I don't like reading. The words just confuse me!
Yeah, my flying thing was kind of like that. Except you just think of a happy thought, add some pixie dust, and then presto! Something in return? So like, I have to pay money if I want magic to happen? Gosh, we do things have to be so complicated here. It's not very fun that way.Â
Disastrous consequences? When has that ever stopped me from trying it out anyways. But, eh, might not be very good. Uhm, lemme think, lemme think. Oh! I've got it. *reaches into bag and pulls out his green hat/red feather deal* I found this ol' thing lying around. I'm so glad I found it though. It's my favorite hat in the whole world! Would it work? Like, maybe I could hold onto it and it could fly me around wherever I wanted!
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I’ll find it as fast as I can! I can’t remember which book it’s in. Let’s see. Conjuring 101, The Mark of Sorcery… Ah! Here it is! The Grimoire of Ozma the Mendacious!
I don’t think it is, no… Back in Oz, we were taught to imagine what we wanted in our minds, say an incantation and presto! It would be done. The more complicated the spell, the longer and more complex the incantation. But here… I think it has to resonate from the heart. You can’t just think about it. You have to really want it, to work for it. But you also must give something in return.
The spell says that casting it on living things could have disastrous consequences… What I could do is enchant something precious to you, and you can use it to make your own magic easier to manage. Is that alright?
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Alrighty. But, find it fast, okay? You've got me all excited.Â
Wait, what you're saying is that what I've lived off my whole life, and that's longer than you think when you don't grow up, isn't valid in this place? Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust isn't going to do anything for me?
That's not very fair at all.Â
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I like your spirit! Hold on while I try to find it, okay?
I don’t think everyone here has magic… There are only a handful of people that I know of who actually uses it, at least. But I do know for a fact that magic works differently here. It’s a little more complicated than just wishing it to happen or thinking happy thoughts. I’m still trying to figure it out, though.
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Woah woah woah, wait. You came here by choice? How is that even possible? How in hells name were you not effected, Hooky? What's your little secret behind that one? Because that is beyond unfair.Â
Off to Neverland!
My whole crew is here. Down at the docks, at the moment. We weren’t effected by the curse at all, as a matter-of-fact. Sailed here by choice.
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Nothing new for Peter. Storybrooke life was as boring as always. He wandered around, looking for any sort of fun that he could find. Yet he never seemed to find it. Wendy was busy with 'school work' and the boys seemed to have their own problems. AND Tink was no where to be found.Â
His thoughts were interrupted some one running into him. "Uhm, sorry..." he said, shaking his head, and dusting off his clothes. He looked up to see a girl who was strangely familiar. "Well, hiya."
<insert a clever and witty title here> Tink & Peter
It had started off as a fairly unremarkable day. She was still being forced to go to highschool and still hiding who she really was from people. If she didn’t have magic she wouldn’t bother, but it was hated here.
She probably should have been paying more attention as she walked round the corner. But she wasn’t, and so she ended up walking straight into someone.
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My boys are here, if you really want to know. All my friends, I think are here. What about your crew? I haven't run into those pathetic sea-goers. Oh, pardon me if that seemed rude.Â
Off to Neverland!
Aye. Those were the days, Peter.
Huh, did anyone else from Neverland come through?
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*in a snobbish drawl* Ooh yes, very curious indeeed. *laughs*Â
I wonder..
Just how many worlds are linked together. Some links are obviously stronger than others. It’s rather curious.Â
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Crocodile issue, huh? He bothers you here too Hooky? That sounds like a real problemo. Aww, man! If we were back in Neverland it would just be like good ol' times! Me messing with you, and you stomping your cute little captain foot and yelling whatever you could think of! Oh, man!
Off to Neverland!
Good plan. But first, I have to deal with my crocodile problem. My schedule is filled with that little issue at the moment.
Too bad we don’t have our old stomping grounds.
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Only used it on a broomstick and bubble? Sounds like something could go wrong. I like it! I have a question. Does everyone here have magic? Cause I lost my ability to fly, you know, kind of magic, and I'm really confused about that.Â
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I have a nifty levitation spell that I could try. I’ve only used it on a broomstick and a bubble that I used for transportation, and nothing bad happened to them. Testing it on a human wouldn’t be a bad idea…right?
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Haha, oh really now? So, what you're saying is that your life is oh-so-boring without the oh-so-wonderful Peter Pan? You couldn't have gone soft, could you Hooky? Well, now that I know you are here in this horrid place as well, maybe we can change that up, huh?Â
Off to Neverland!
It matters because I’m not too busy without you and your Lost Boys to keep me occupied.
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Pixie dust... I wouldn't think that but... well, maybe that's it, okay, well, if we find Tink it'll be perfect! She'll help me fly again! The mermaids? Psh, like I even care about the mermaids. The boys? Oh, I've seen them. We.. well, we live together here. So, Lost Boys, check. You have your brothers, right? So that's a check. And then you, me, and Tink!Â
Goodness.
Yes, your charm is something that we all just can’t live without. Oh dear, we’ll figure something out. Perhaps it’s just the lack of pixie dust that’s preventing your flight. You’ve been so long without it you need an extra dose.Â
I don’t understand why she’s jealous. She never is that upset with the mermaids, but with me she acts like I’m plotting to kill you. Oh I do hope she still has her magic with her. While we’re talking about our friends from Neverland, how have the boys been? Do you know where they are? It would be nice to have everyone close by and accounted for. That way, if we do find a way back we can leave as soon as possible.Â
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