#photo: mugshot

[vintage-sweden]

Mugshot of Agnes Sofia Engström, 1905, Sweden. She had been arrested for fraud.

[2demondogs]

Annoying Javier/Reader Headcanons

A/N: The promised list from this post. Gender-neutral reader. Everyone can be tormented! Also atp I am so far behind Kinktober and so burnt out and busy I will just have to finish it late </3

There's no question of if Javier's attachment to you is secure based on how irritating he is. And if he's feeling insecure, he will go about playfully proclaiming you love me! followed by a suspicious ...right?

Javier definitely steals your food. If you're really hungry, he won't. He'll think about doing it but he isn't heartless, so he won't. If it's a snack, it's going to be his for the sole reason that it will piss you off. He's leaned over and taken bites out of food while you were holding it in your bare hands. He's like a seagull, or perhaps a rude horse.

He also enjoys making sure you won't want it back. Javier will eat just about anything given the fact pickings are usually slim, and he doesn't like to waste food or animal remains. It began as genuine suggestions and meal prepping, but now he also makes suggestions simply to gross you out. Goat eyes? Yes, please!

Walks with him are either romantic or Hellish. If he can be, he's attached at your hip. This is fine when he's trying to woo you, because that tone strikes up a sort of truce. When it's a short walk to get away or just for travel, Javier is knocking your hip with his to throw you off balance or swinging your hands higher and higher until you say something.

If you bend over, he will be there. Instantly. Consider it his sixth sense. It's either a squeeze on the hips, a smack on the ass, or Javier outright rutting on you until you shove him away or start laughing. If you tell him to stop, he will. Until then, it's a safer bet to squat down instead.

Javier will just... move you around. He will grab your hand, leg, shoulder — whatever he can get to — and reposition it. Usually, it's so that you two are closer than before or are touching in some way. If you're already cuddling, then he's just dicking around. The only times he's looked genuinely sorry for it is when you've complained that you were almost asleep and then he yanked on your arm just because.

If you misspeak in front of him, you might have to shoot him. Javier will mock you for hours. Stuttering? He will laugh and ask if he makes you nervous, or tell you how it cute it is. Forgetting a word? He'll never say that sentence correctly again. Accidentally made an innuendo? He's going to turn into a monster. Like most things, if it genuinely upsets you, he won't do it again. If you're only vaguely annoyed? Well, that's the reaction he's after.

[artbyfuji]

their chat logs must be crazy.

[iloveabortions]

Mugshots of paint huffers

[trebuchet151]

"I had to know if I imagined things. And then I found your arrest records, you were just a kid…but the picture matched."

"Who...whose records did you find?"

Wanted to fill out a more detailed stat template and got carried away. The discord had a fun mugshot drawing prompt and it inspired me

[babygirlificationn]

Ace attorney au where everything is the same except smartphones and social media are a thing that exists.

[skitskatdacat63]

Honestly it's crazy how much has been released about this guy(innocent till proven guilty !!), with all the mugshots and footage, where it really does feel like the cops want to punish him. Yet it leads to these circumstances where you see a video of him getting jostled, shoved into a wall, yelling as he's being escorted into the court room, and then you scroll down and there's a video of him buying his drunk friend ice cream. Truly a battle in the court of public opinion.

[xo-myloves]

Psst…psst. MY UNHINGED-SELF NEEDS TO SEE EVERY AXL ROSE MUGSHOT-

YOU ASKED AND I WILL DELIVER!!

💋🖤

[touchd0wn-boy]

ohhhh i kinda love the new digital album cover

[spyderschaos]

I couldn’t wait

[vintage-sweden]

Mugshots of Anna Ida Lundin, 1899, Sweden. She was arrested for “loitering”.

[creativecuquilu]

The Doctor and Sarah getting mug shot!

[amongie]

this image is so much more hilarious than i could have expected

[lesbicosmos]

idk if anyone's said this before but just pointing out that the polaroid camera was invented in 1948 so it's plausible for at least one of the poets to have had one at welton

imagine if they did tho, their dorms would all be covered in the most random photos of each other just being stupid

[moonfromearth]

Did someone say Corey trading cards? 😉

This absolutely has brought me back to the days of collecting Pokemon cards and it was awesome!

I may or may not want to do a card for each round of the Globetrotter Challenge now just because I have idea's for funny abilities/moves... 🤣

Huge thank you to @squeaa and @buttertrait for the awesome template/challenge loved it so much!! 🥰

[more info under cut!]

Corey Altman - Base Card

(left side)

Everyone's favorite outlaw, now in a trading card! A common card. ABILITY: Man's Best Friend Get a helping paw from Sans the Dog! Retrieve one card from your opponent's deck. Guitar Hero - 20

Corey Altman - Hero of Strangerville Edition

(right side)

A special Gold Edition card the Hero of Strangerville himself! A rare card. ABILITY: Infection Vaccine Cure any status conditions inflicted on this card. Can only use three times per game. Mega Spray - 65

Based these mostly on how Pokemon cards are but it was definitely inspired by how @youredreamingofroo did their's (go check out their post it's awesome 😅).

[archersartcorner]

The Barbie n Ken mugshots made me think of these two… and a lil bonus :-)