#phoebe irl

[the-fandom-phantom]

it’s breaststroke week at practice what if i bashed my head in

[darkpunkrocker]

So, APPARENTLY it's ILLEGAL to eat snacks in the league breakroom, now.

Sid.

Can't have SHIT in Hoenn, man. Just wanted one of the cookies Pheebs baked and now she's STOPPING me from havin' one-

SID.

"They're for everybody!" Tha's what ya said!

They're NOT for everybody, Sidney.

Then why did ya-?

They're fancy pokeblocks.

...

You're eating pokeblocks.

... ARC FUCKIN' DAMMI-

See? I was trying to tell you that bu- What are you doing?

WHAT? They're actually pretty good!

SID. NO.

[darkpunkrocker]

So, if ya were ta go around causin' trouble, would that make ya a small medium at large?

I'm not a big Elite Four member and I'm not a small Elite Four member. I'm a Medium Elite Four Member.

[doitsushine92]

being a basic bitch who listens to indie/folk/alternative music is the worst thing that could happen to you because the second you name a mildly popular song as your favourite instead of the unreleased 7 minute long acoustic song that can only be listened to if you access some obscure website you have mfs staring at you like

[jamslamz]

she likes phoebe bridgers and rain

[yelenablshop]

[articbleu]

Been feeling absolutely swamped lately, but managed to squeak out a Phoebe doodle.

[phoebeejeebies]

me and the girl i like are like phoebe and melody. in that im just like phoebe (autistic. awesomesauce.) and she's just like melody (going to manipulate me and leave at the end of the movie) (the movie being. university.)

[darkpunkrocker]

Well, 'least ya look cute.

I look weird as hell...

shiny ass bald head ugh

They turned me into a Chibi I feel like I need to sue.

[darkpunkrocker]

Not gonna lie, League is pretty borin' today.

We were supposed ta have a coupla challengers, but I haven't seen any. Guess they can't get past Pheebs hehe.

[simpomatic]

here’s a playlist about hating someone because you care about them too much and they care about you too little

“fuck all your gold stars”

some key lyrics!

- you have a phone, you should have called!

- loving him hurts, loving him don’t work, so love him i won’t!

- i wish i never met you!

- time to grow up! you were the one! and now you’re not!

- i’ll pretend being with you doesn’t feel like drowning :(

- i’ll stay ready for you to take me! take me! take me! take me!

if you can’t tell, i’m very much in my maisie peters boygenius era

[thetravelingymleader]

Eyy you too huh? Can ya talk to your ghost types as well? Love meeting others who can channel-

wait...

YOU'RE FUCKING PHOEBE OF THE HOENN ELITE FOUR!

I mean, uh hey h-how's it goin'? Cool to see you on here.

I could see dead people before it was cool.

[cloudellesims]

big stretch

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites: Mighty Solars The Movie Ch. 14

Back with Black Mirror, she creates havoc as she laughs evilly and the citizens starts screaming.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: offscreen YO! BLACK MIRROR!

Black Mirror turns around and gasps. She then sees the Mighty Solars with suddenly Montez, Cherie, Janice, Alice, Naomi, Kevin’s kids and wife, Pezlie and Mark in their own superhero outfits, getting into a fighting stance.

Sister Sisto: Who the fuck are you lot?!

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: We are the Mighty Solars! And we here to stop you!

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: Wait. You’re back to normal?! Inpossible!

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: Let’s just say… looks at Super Shlorpian Janiz This form has run in the family. We can’t live without it. It’s a special part of us.

Super Shlorpian Janiz smiles.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: Grrrrr! I will fucking crush you, you super fucks!

Mundane Terry/Mighton: Mighty Solars, LET’S FUCK HER UP!

Mighty Solars: Right!

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: Night Saw! You know what to do!

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: Wait? Which one of you is Night Saw?!

Miss Frankie/???: I AM!

Miss Frankie, now Night Saw, does a superhero pose and reveals her claws.

Principal Cooke/Trailblazer: Let’s do this honey!

Miss Frankie/Night Saw: You and me, baby!

Trailblazer and Night Saw then fights Black Mirror as they give her their best shot. Then, Blackhole, Balanight, Janice and Kevin’s wife nod for the signal with Core Burn and Navigator as they fight Black Mirror with their powers.

Kevin/Balanight: Blackhole, I think if we’re going into battle together, I want to hear your best battle song ever!

Randall/Blackhole: You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for somebody to ask me that!

Kevin/Balanight: Hell yeah! Give us your bravest most inspirational battle song!

Cue “Twilight’s Battle Song” from Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole!

Randall/Blackhole: Okay!

Randall/Blackhole starts singing.

Randall/Blackhole: singing Into battle we do fly!

Janice/???: Good one Blackhole?

Randall/Blackhole: singing No matter if *hits shadow minion* Were going to die!

Kevin/Balanight: Wait, what?! Is that supposed be inspiring

Randall/Blackhole: Oh we haven’t gotten to the best part! hits shadow minion while Core Burn shoots one; heads back to singing A nasty scary bitch! Holy shit! That’s quite a lot! Even if our arms are wrinkling off!

Mia/Navigator: Teleport Woman now!

Janice/???: On it!

Janice, now Teleport Woman creates a portal and attacks a minion from behind.

Janice/Teleport Woman: H’no you bitches leave now Y’know!

The minions growl. Teleport woman throw the minion towards Louise and Trevor, now known as Magma and Slimar, creates a powerful blast that wipes out the minions. Magma and Slimar shares a kiss. Then, Kevin’s wife makes a surfing wave as he wipes out the minions.

Kevin/Balaknight: Alright, honey!

Kevin’s Wife/???: Call me Tsunami!

Meanwhile with Super Shlorpian Quasarblast.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: Shining Light, Detroi, Jesse-us! You’re on!

Cherie/Shining Light! On it!

Shining Light does her own superhero pose and then uses super stealth while Montez, now going by as Detroit uses his electric powers to shock two of them. Pezlie, now going by Jesse-us makes a super sonic cries that sends a minion flying away.

Cherie/Shining Light: Nice one Pezlie! hugs Pezlie, who coos

Then, Kevin’s kids now know as Ultraviolet and Bubble Boy, helps the kids round the bad guys. Mighty Pupa uses his telekinesis to wipe them out while Bubble Boy uses his bubble powers to wash them out. Then, Ultraviolet uses her rainbow powers to color blind the minions. Stacy G, now known as Spikeralla smashes her fists to the ground makes a huge spike vine that sends the minions flying.

Jesse/Fung-irl: Alright!

Fung-irl laughs as she makes a flower for her. Spikerella loves it and the two girlfriends kiss while moaning lovingly. A minion comes up behind them, but Fung-irl crushes it with her while continuing kissing Spikerella. Then, Lightspeed and Venus Tip combines their powers that wipe some of the minions out. The two girls hi-five each other. Vil-Gil-An-T uses his laser eyes but a minion came up behind and tries harm only for Mark, now known as Lightsaber, uses his electricity from his hands to blast them.

Mark/Lightsaber: What do you think babe?

Vil-Gil-An-T laugh seductively.

Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: fiddles his fingers as Lightsaber blushes lovingly Really drove me wild there, Lightsaber.

The two boyfriends kiss and moan lovingly. Then, Vil-Gil-An-T sees a huge and turns into his Super Shlorpian form as he breathes fire ice at it. Lightsaber blushes lovingly.

Mark Melner/Lightsaber: Damn. I’m in love.

Super Shlorpian Vil-Gil-An-T blushes. Super Shlorpian Quasarblast sees his son and grows amazed. Fizziepop uses her sweet powers and throws bon bon bombs at the minions. Then, Nova thought of something as she looks at Fizziepop.

Cherie/Shining Light: What is it Nova?

Nova/???: I’ll adopt Sherbet.

Mundane Terry/Mighton and Phoebe/Starburst: What?

Cherie/Shining Light: You do? Nova, you gave up on that when Halk died.

Nova smiles.

Nova/???: I know. But this is my chance now and Sherbet deserved a home and someone to take care of her and love her. It’s what Halk would’ve wanted before he died.

Mundane Mighton smiles tearfully.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: I think that was brave choice Nova. sees a minion behind Nova Oh look behind you-

Nova however uses her powers that restrain the beast to tears.

Nova/???: Sorry, but you shouldn’t have mess with Heartstar!

Heartstar does her own superhero pose as Kimber bone bends towards the minions.

Kimber/???: Look out boys, you’re about to meet Fractured Bone!

Fractured Bone does her own superhero pose as Mundane Mighton claps with excitement. Alice, now going by Black Minions ties up the minions. Naomi, now as Black Mamba, uses her powers to pulls the minions back and let the, get bloodbend by Cheery, now going by Blood Sympathy. Then, Black Mama hangs upside while holding her rope towards Blood Sympathy and the two women shares their first kiss for the first time. Later, with AISHA, MAX and EVA they decided to work together.

AISHA/???: Okay guys, let’s do this!

EVA/???: singing Fuck yeah!

Then, EVA’s singing ends up colliding the minions as they get injured.

EVA/???: You shouldn’t mess with singing Syren Songtress!

Syren Songstress does a superhero pose.

MAX/???: My turn! Get ready to meet… The Speedster!

Speedster does his superhero pose. The Speedster then speeds the minions as they disintegrate. Super Shlorpian Quasarblast and Mundane Mighton then fights the rest of the minions while they come up with a plan to stop Black Mirror upon seeing her staff.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: So what's the plan big guy?

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: Guys! We gotta destroy the staff!

EVA/Syren Songstress: But how?

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: One of us have to get over there

Mundane Terry/Mighton: I think you should, Korvy.

Super Shlorpian Janiz/???: You sure about that? She’s very powerful.

Super Shlorpian Quasarblast and the rest of the Mighty Solars fly over to stop Black Mirror, who snarls. at them.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: Come on, Korvy. You've done so much. You proved you can be a hero. Just do this. For me. For everyone. Please, Korv.

Super Shlorpian Quasarblast smiles and nods.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: You’ll never get this staff away from me!

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: Okay. But first...it's time to go mega...

Super Shlorpian Quasarblast then grows even bigger and muscular as cyan marks appear on him and he develops an aquamarine streak on his back as he roars,

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: What the hell?!

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: Oooooh yyyyeeeeeees! This ffeeeels gooooood!

Mundane Mighton then goes mega as he roars.

Mega Mundane Terry/Mighton: Damn. You look goregous.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: D’aw thanks Terry-bear. kisses Mundane Mighton as they moan lovingly

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: I'm just gonna be honest. I never had a thing for same sex relationships...

The Mighty Solars gasp in disgust.

Jamie/Firewall: How dare you?

Mega Super Shlorpian Quasarblast growls

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: How dare you insult our marriage?!

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: Oh whatever...now...PREPARE TO PERISH, QUASARBLAST!

But then, before Black Mirror could fire her staff, something in Fung-irl snaps as he eyes glow pink and her voice deepens as she growls.

Jesse/Fung-irl: GET AWAY FROM MY DADDIES!

The rest of the heroes turn around as Fung-irl’s skin turns black, she starts growing bigger and muscular as her suit tears. She then grows boobs, which made Stacy G whistles in smitten.

Stacy G/Spikerella: Damn.

Vil-Gil-An-T faints while Laserblast and Lightspeed picks him up. Now a Mundane, Fung-irl roars which made Mega Super Shlorpian Quasarblast and Mega Mundane Mighton gasp but sheds tears of happiness.

Pupa/Mighty Pupa: Jesse?

Sonya/Nighthowler: Sis?

Mundane Fung-irl snarls.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: Whoa! It does run in the family!

Mega Mundane Terry/Mighton: I'm so proud of my little girl...

Mundane Jesse/Fung-irl: regains her sanity Huh? Daddies?

Mundane Fung-irl looks down at her boobs and touches them.

Mundane Jesse/Fung-irl: I have boobs?

Vil-Gil-An-T gets up. Then, he turns into his Super Shlorpian form as he roars.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: Aaaaaaaah….. that’s better.

Mega Super Shlorpian Quasarblast and Mega Mundane Mighton smiles as they pick up their kids and smile at them.

Mega Jesse/Fung-irl: So… I’m half Mundane too?

Mega Mundane Mighton smiles.

Mega Mundane Terry/Mighton: Of course honey. A beautiful half Mundane. You don’t have to be scared by it, it’s an amazing other side of you which is amazing.

Mundane Fung-irl smiles tearfully. Then she hugs Mega Mundane Mighton’s face.

Mundane Jesse/Fung-irl: Thanks daddy…

Mega Mundane Mighton smiles and hugs Mundane Fung-irl.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: So what do you think Korvo?

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: I think you look amazing my little sprout…

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: Thanks dad.

Mega Super Shlorpian Quasarblast smiles and hugs Super Shlorpian Vil-Gil-An-T. Then, they turn their attention towards Black Mirror as they prepare to fight her.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: This ends now, Black Mirror.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: Never! You’ll never get this staff away from me!

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: Yes! We! Can!

Mega Super Shlorpian Quasarblast roars.

He then fires his breath, next Megan Mundane Mighton uses his lava powers for the first time, then Super Shlorpian Yumyulack uses his fire ice breath and finally Mundane Fung-irl uses her pink lava rock magic by the ground. The blast hits the staff as Black Mirror gasp in horror.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: How is this possible?!

The staff then explodes as Black Mirror falls to the ground and growls.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: No!

The heroes then approach her while Dr. Weatherstone uses her ice breath that breaks the crystal that fell of the staff.

Dr. Weatherstone/???: It’s over Black Mirror. Your reign of terror ends now.

Mega Mundane Terry/Mighton: Now GET OUTTA HERE!

Black Mirror growls.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: This isn’t over Mighty Solars! suddenly the Pupa starts turning red as he growls and starts growing bigger and muscular I’ll be back for you! You’ll rue the day you mess with-

Suddenly, she gets grabbed by Mighty Pupa, now a Mega Pupa, as he roars and knocks her out unconscious. The Mighty Solars cheer.

Mega Pupa/Mighty Pupa: Get wrecked, son!

Mundane Jesse/Fung-irl: No way, Pupa?

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: No way, the Pupa has a monster form too?

Mega Mighty Pupa giggles.

Super Shlorpian Janiz/???: How do you know? He’s a Mega Pupa. A monster version of a Pupa.

Mega Super Shlorpian Quasarblast laughs. Super Shlorpian Janiz then changes colors as she smiles at Mega Mighty Pupa.

Super Shlorpian Janiz/???: Ta-da! I'm red like you, Pupa!

Mega Mightu Pupa giggles as he turns back into his normal Pupa self and gets picked by Mundane Fung-irl.

Super Shlorpian Janiz/??: Oh and it’s Ms. Quasar now.

Ms. Quasar does a superhero pose as Mega Super Shlorpian Quasarblast hugs her.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Quasarblast: sheds tears of joy I’m so happy you’re back. Thanks for coming for me Janiz.

Ms. Quasar smiles.

Super Shlorpian Janiz/Ms. Quasar: Anytime lil bro.

The family then gets in a group hug while Fractured Bone kiss Ms. Quasar on the cheek. Then, they look at Black Mirror. The scene then fades to Black Mirror getting taken away to the asylum as she growls.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: Damn you, Mighty Solars! Damn you to fucking hell!

Black Mirror is forced into the alyssum car as it drives away. The camera then pans up to the Mighty Solars on top of a building looking down in victory as they walk away.

[sprinkleeesworld]

I am maybe over him btw

[casualhedonists]

DATING IS SO HARD WTF