#philza anon our favorite

[robby-bobby-tommy]

You may be a Fitza guy, but I am as well. Phil has my favorite duos and it is t even funny, but maybe biased… anyways, what’s your favorite Fitza quote that’s just gay for no reason? Personal favorite was something along the lines of

“Did I steal anything else from you?” - Fit

“My heart.” - Phil

I’m rambling now so don’t mind me-

I love these two, I watch Phil so just seeing these interactions are the best. He’s such a social guy but secluded himself to hardcore-

I feel like the QSMP showed a much different perspective on the two, how they take lore wise and as friends. They have such a close bond that they act so gay without somehow making it romantic and I love them-

Hii! Thank you for asking, fellow Fitza enjoyer!

Don't get me started. Man, I can go all the way and even give some receipts.

"Philza Mincraft is laying some pipes!" Philza VOD April 10 2023.

"We're so close"/" Don't mention it" I don't remember where it's from honestly.

"Not in front of kids, Fit" I don't remember where it's from, but it was said more than once.

"I got lost in your eyes" Phil to Fit.

"Fit Mc of 2b2t is an amazing lover and a great man, so muscley, so fantastic. Also I guess he is good at cleaning? Yeah."

An here's not so gay, but really friendship goals quotes.

"You and I.. We walk into churches and they burn down just by our presence." 10/4/2023 stream Philza Vod.

"I believe you, Phil" "You're not just saying that?" "Of course not!" 10/30/2023 Philza vod.

"You're too good to me, Phil"

"Fit, let me just add you to this stupid thing [gives access to the basement with Tallulah's farm]." "Oh, yeah, thank you" "It's been too long and you did just not had the access to it." "Thank you, means the world" 12/6/2023 Philza VOD.

"It's okay. We're gonna work through this together. We're gonna figure out what's happening. We got this." Fit about Crow's nightmares [fit is just a free therapy]. 09/25/2023 Philza VOD (this line is so powerful, so here's even a timestamp 3:26:49)

I'm not sure it's what you expected, Anon, but I hope I gave you something to work with:]

[sharptoothed-gaze]

man, thank you for being normal about q!phil and about qsmp in general, i woke up and saw discourse and immediately ran over to your blog because i knew you would be level-headed about everything. i don’t know what it is, but people misunderstand our bird man all the time! he’s flawed like any other character, and that’s part of what makes him so interesting. maybe people are unkind to him because there aren’t a lot of crows on tumblr? it seems like just about everyone who’s angry about it doesn’t watch phil’s pov at all, which is where the misunderstanding comes from, and as a multi-pov watcher it makes me shake my head sadly. i am shaking ur hand though if you’d wish. crows are in this together

Thank you anon! I had no idea that anyone would bother seeking out my blog like that, but that's very cool to know. I love being a crow blog (tho I do watch a lot of other povs), and yeah I do think there aren't too many of us on here. I will gladly shake your hand lol.

Anyway, I appreciate being seen as level-headed in this space. I genuinely try to understand as much information as possible when it comes to storytelling and fandom. I'm not entirely neutral because I have my biases, but I still try my best to be logical.

Personally, I think the only way to get a full picture of a character is to consume different perspectives. It also helps to watch qsmp with the idea that "everyone trapped on this island is fucked up and trying their best." I don't think anyone here is malicious or trying to harm their eggs, instead they're mostly just filled with trauma and 100% accidentally passing it onto their kids. This is true of Philza and Tubbo, but it doesn't make them evil or terrible parents. They're just flawed people/characters and that's how it goes.

I think the Tubblings vs Crows discourse thing is pretty mirrored on both sides. I've seen people on both kinds of blogs grossly mischaracterize these characters and be very hostile to the other group. It leads to hella defensiveness because we all want other people to understand why we like our favorite block people (and we obviously know our guys aren't evil).

It sucks to see though because both Tubblings and Crows do and say pretty much the same things to each other. We gotta start being more charitable to each other since it just creates a horrible cycle.

[trenchcoatsbi]

Ooh we're sharing memories??

Lemme join the fun! :D

* Papa Wil always sang me his songs from his previous SMP (Dream SMP, as I know now) to help me fall asleep! My favorite was the L'manburg Anthem, but it always made him and Tio Tommy cry. I think they were tears of joy though; they still smiled while humming it. :] -Tallulah Mem

* Cheyenne was constantly sparring in the potato garden. Me and Tallulah would watch him attack the scarecrows and afterwards he'd always ask for another story time about Techno. I loved helping him out, and he was such a quick learner too! -q!Philza Mem

* Tommy once came into my office during Manburg (He wasn't exiled cause Schlatt had at least some sort of morals). He didn't say much, but all he did was come up to me, hug me, and say "thank you,". When I tell you I almost started sobbing right then and there... -Quackity Mem

* Me and dads would go mining like, every other weekend. One time, we found a geode and set up our picnic there. It was so beautiful until Mr. Skep accidentally broke it and water came pouring in.. -Dapper Mem

~ 🧣anon >:D

ooo!! aww aghg thats all pretty nice

[browningdryingflowers]

hiiii my little bitch ass has been trying tl get minecraft to work for the pasy hour so how are all of you

omg hiiii theres literally only 2 of us now <3

[ramzawrites]

(Platonic techno x Piglin Hybrid Reader)

Imagine a 7-8 y/o piglin hybrid finds techno's nether portal and out of pure childhood curiosity decides to go through it and ends up in the snow biome. They almost immediately get frostbite and pass out due to living in the nether and usually being warm. Eventually techno finds the child by his nether portal and look's around to see no parents so assumes they are an orphan he goes to pull out his orphan obliterater but the voices get louder telling him to take them home and protect them eventually gives in wraps his cape around them and brings them home to warm them up

(Feel free to ignore if it makes you uncomfortable)

-Anon :)

Kin - Piglin!Child!Reader and Technoblade

GN

Pairings: none

Characters included: Technoblade, (mentioned) Philza

Warnings: n/a

Series: a request :]

Summary: Y/N was just too curious! This weird black frame with the purple light was surely not there before! Maybe they should look at it a bit further. The light just looked too inviting!

Words count: 3023

Authors Note: My first Techno fic! YO! I really love him alot! He is one of my favorite CCs and also favorite Character in the dsmp :) Wish I found a better way to cut this one off but I had so much fun writing this!

Y/N’s little Piglin hands slowly traveled up the rough Netherrack that they were hiding behind. Grabbing the edge of the rock as their head followed along, their eyes peaking over cautiously.

There was this weird black frame with what looked like a purple pool inside of it. It emitted a rumbling but kind of musical sound that seemed to call out to Y/N. In fact, they only found this weird portal only due to the sounds. Never in their young life have they heard anything like it.

They have only seen something like this here and there whenever their clan moved on from a region but usually those seemed to be broken. The frame only half finished without a light coming out of it. Elders and the adults would always remind them to stay far away from it since apparently it could be dangerous, but Y/n couldn’t understand how.

It just stood there playing its music that seemed to almost call out to the Piglin. Wanting it to get closer and listen to its magical melody.

How could be something so beautiful be considered dangerous?

Taking another look around, Y/N made sure they were alone. Secretly having run off to follow this sound they managed to pick up on. It’s not like their parents would look for them on account that their parents were already dead.

Now the Elders took care of them, but they were usually too busy with clan business to realize when they ran off on their own adventures.

Once again checking that there were no Ghasts or other dangerous mobs around Y/N climbed over the rock. Landing on what looked like a pathway that led to the black frame.

Closer to the structure Y/N took the time to get a good look at the rock that has been used for the frame. It was a deep black and yet it somehow seemed to have a purple shine. If it came from the vortex between or the rock itself Y/N couldn’t tell, nor did they care enough to figure that out. Too amazed by it.

The sound was now really loud, and Y/N could tell that it came definitely from the purple light. It seemed to swirl in of itself almost like liquid and yet it stayed in the air as if it were glass put between the stone.

Mesmerized by it the child slowly put their hand into the light, trying to figure out what the material was.

But the only thing they felt was how cold it felt and it seemingly pulling on them. Trying to pull them deeper in. Scared Y/N immediately pulled their arm away, holding it close to their chest. Warming the cold limb up with their own body and the temperature of the Nether.

They have never felt anything like this. It was interesting. They knew what cold was but never like this. Only having felt an occasional breeze from jumping around or running around and even then, it was nothing compared to what they just felt.

Was this vortex doing this? Was this the purpose? Is this the dangerous part? How?

Y/N was already so incredible curious, but this really spiked their curiosity. What would happen if they just stood in there?

With this question in mind the kid placed one foot in the frame, soon followed by the next. The vortex completely engulfing them. Purple being the only thing they were able to see. This cold feeling immediately hitting them like a brick wall.

With a surprised grunt with how huge the temperature difference was, the child jumped away, hoping to get back to the familiar warmth but as they did the cold didn’t disappear.

The portal was still there but suddenly there was this bright light all around them. White as far as they could see.

Now panicking the child desperately looked around but their body was still dealing with the sudden temperature drop.

The world spinning around making it difficult for them to get a good look at where they were. Darkness crept in at the edges of their vision which they desperately tried to fight against.

Without realizing Y/N crashed onto the white ground which seemed to be even colder than the air around. Sneaking into the thin clothing and prickling at the skin. Their heart beating incredible fast and, in their ears, and yet they suddenly felt so tired.

The coldness that was so uncomfortable before suddenly turning more comfortable. Their breathing calming down as their eyes fell shut. Submerging themself into the world of darkness.

Luckily for Y/N, Technoblade was on his way towards the Netherportal himself. He managed to run out of Blaze Rods and needed to gather more for his potions only to spot something or rather someone lying face down in the snow.

At first, he assumed that for some reason Tommy managed to knock himself out while wandering over for whatever reason but the closer he got the more he noticed that, no, the body was way too small for that.

Also, he was pretty sure the last time he checked Tommy didn’t sport similar pig ears like Techno.

The voices in his head were pretty calm until they realized “Kin? Our kin? Out here? Our or his kin? Is it our kin as well?”

Techno approached the small body. This child was shaking and wet due to the snow. The clothes soaked. How the hell did that child just survive the travel to the Overworld like that? It was more likely that Piglin’s die during that process and end up as just a husk. A zombie if you will.

Not a lot of Piglin are strong enough to survive this magic. Techno should know he almost died when he traveled over and only survived because he had Philza on his side who helped him through it.

Impressive and yet he didn’t particular care.

“Parents? Orphan? Are they an orphan? Oh! Blood for the Blood God? No! Look at them! They are already dying! They must be something special surviving the portal like that! Are they though? Aren’t they dying? More because of the cold than anything! What about their parents?”

Grumbling Techno stepped into the portal himself, ending up in the warm nether. Hoping to still the curiosity of the voices a tiny bit with this. A sense of nostalgia spreading throughout his body and senses as he looked around the red landscape.

The child’s parents have to be around somewhere. Rule number one in the nether for Piglins was to stay together no matter what. It was dangerous in the Nether and the relationship between blood kin was precious. They must be already around here. Picking up on the child’s scent to find them.

And yet. Nothing.

No Piglin, no anyone.

He wandered a bit in, but he didn’t even spot any close group of Piglin’s running around. Weird. Was that child really alone?

“Check on them! Techno! Check on the child! See if they are still there!” the voices yelled out, infuriating the warrior a bit.

“Alright, alright!” he gave in and once again stepped into the portal. The cold hitting him but at this point he was used to this and managed to reacclimatize himself pretty fast. Not immediately and it still took a few minutes, but he didn’t almost pass out every time.

No surprise there. The child was still laying in the snow.

Once again, the voices flared up in his mind. A few demanding blood while others still expressed their curiosity towards this orphan.

Too busy with his own plans and things to do Technoblade took out his sword aptly called “The Orphan Obliterator”. He just wanted to deal with this situation as fast as he could, so he could move on.

Moving the sword up in the air only for the voices in his head to suddenly erupt loudly.

“No! Stop! Do not! Don’t kill! No! Techno! Please!”

This was very much not like their usual behavior. Usually, they would welcome any chance for bloodshed. Calling for it even in situation where it was just inconvenient and unnecessary but now, they don’t want it? Okay, maybe he should listen in to the voices after all.

“What is going on, Chat?” he asked.

And the voices, even if loudly and talking over each other, answered “Save them! Take them with you! They are special! Protect them! They are your kin if you give them the chance! We are sure! A young child able to survive this? Sounds similar to you Techno! Take them with you! Save them! Please! They deserve the chance!”

The problem with Chat was, they sometimes knew more about the world than Techno and it has paid out listening to them, but they also liked to just follow their whim for fun. Though this seemed to be the former. They realized that the child was special and worth saving, even if only in their ,sometimes omnipotent, eyes.

Sighing Technoblade sheathed his netherite sword and pulled off his red cape.

Realizing what Techno was doing, Chat begun cheering. The voices that had demanded blood before now fully drowned out.

Technoblade knelt down and carefully heaved the piglin onto the cape, wrapping it around them. Their body was unsurprisingly incredibly cold. So cold that Techno worried they didn’t have a lot of time left. Well, worry was a strong word perhaps.

Holding the kid close to his chest he got a good look at their face. Their expression scrunched up in what he assumed to be pain. A few light scars on their face. It wasn’t unusual that Piglins sported a few scars but not that young. The parents were usually too protective over their young.

“Must be a real troublemaker, I bet.” He noted.

Scars already at that age and them running through a portal just like that? Yeah, that child must cross the line between brave and stupid a lot. Not that he could fault them. He wasn’t that much different as a child himself, though he would never admit it out loud.

“They are kinda cute! It’s a child. Children do that. What do we do with them? Save them first. Talk to them. Figure out if they have potential! Kin? Kin! We need to talk to Philza. Dadza! Grandza! Oh! Yes! Grandza!”

Techno shook his head, as if that would make the voices shut up “Chat, please. Don’t assume anything. I might just help them out and find a clan for them to get back to. We don’t have the time for a child to be around. Too busy with the Syndicate.”

While Chat wasn’t happy with it, they seemed to be glad enough that Techno was acting against his instincts to help this orphan out. If the others hear that the Technoblade has helped out an orphan, well, he hoped people won’t. Doesn’t want to be seen as a hypocrite and as someone who keeps his words, and threats.

With the kid in his arms, he made his way back towards his cabin. Apparently, the Blaze Rods had to wait after all.

As he walked up the stairs towards his cabin and walked in, he suddenly got very aware he had no idea what to do. Looking around his eyes fell on his fireplace but that somehow seemed dangerous. Probably bad idea to just lay down an unconscious child right next to the fire, right?

Instead, he remembered that he had a spare bed roll sitting around somewhere.

With the cape still wrapped around the little one he pulled out the bed roll and laid them inside the rolled-out bed. While tucking them in he made sure to let a bit breathing room in. Letting their body slowly warm up instead of instantly.

“Food. Food, Techno. Eat. The child as well!”

Ah, yes. What would he do without the voices reminding him to eat?

Normally he would just pop a potato in the furnace but not this time. If he is already cooking, he might as well cook for the both of them. Soup seemed appropriate. Now, if he only remembers the recipe and instructions Philza gave him way back.

Still a tiny bit annoyed he has to put off getting the Blaze Rods, Techno sat down and begun cutting up vegetables and heating up water. Putting the ingredients into the water and putting spice in after tasting it here and there. It definitely wouldn’t be a masterpiece but as long as it not tasted absolutely horrible and still warmed one up from the inside, this should be fine.

The child better not complain after he already went out of his way saving them from the cold. He really should have just killed them so he wouldn’t need to get through this trouble and could actually get work done but Chat really was acting weird.

The cooking process took longer than he expected. Long enough that his own pig ears suddenly heard some noises, groans, coming from behind him. Looking back, he saw how the small Piglin was moving around in the bed. Slowly sitting up. Their eyes still closed.

“You are awake.” He stated in Piglish. Knowing, that they probably couldn’t speak the common tongue of the Overworld.

They opened their eyes but were still squinting. Either in pain or not used to the light yet.

“Where am I? Who are you?” grunts coming out of their mouth that made up Piglish words.

For a second Techno had to hide his smile as he realized that it has been a long while that he spoke with anybody his native tongue.

“You are in the Overworld. In my home to be specific. You are lucky I found you or you would have frozen to death in the snow. Name’s Technoblade by the way.”

It seemed to be difficult for them to wrap their mind around this new information “Overworld? Technoblade?” they repeated as if this would give them more insight.

Not knowing what else to tell them, Techno turned around and begun pouring the soup into a bowl. Walking over to them to give it to them.

A bit wary the child pulled their arms out of the cape that was still wrapped around them. The white fluff tickling the back of their head. It seemed to be an old cape. The fluffy part not being as fluffy as you would have assumed anymore. The fur dirty and strands glued together. Things that just happened over time even if you washed it quite often.

“My, uh, my name is Y/N.” they spoke, grabbing the bowl and looking inside it.

“I’m not poisoning you, you can eat it. Warms you up and once you feel good enough you can get back into the Nether.” He then proceeded to pour himself a bowl and begun sipping it.

It was edible. That was something.

Y/N kept watch as Techno continued to slowly drink the soup out of his own bowl. Drinking some of the food as well, their eyes widened out of pleasant surprise when the soup seemed to warm them up from the inside. Craving more of this warmth they begun gulping the liquid down in seconds.

This place was certainly warmer then when they got out of the portal but it was still cold enough for them to shiver. Where in the world were they? Never have they seen any of these materials around them. Grey cold stone, dark brown wood, white walls decorated with colorful pictures? It seemed almost unreal to them.

“How are you feeling squirt? Good enough to go home yet?” There was a bit of hope in Techno’s voice. The sooner this passed the better in his book.

“Home.” Y/N once again repeated what Techno said only to hold the bowl up towards him. A shy but determined expression on their face.

It took Techno a second before he understood what they wanted “More? More soup?”

The child enthusiastically nodded.

Sighing Techno got up from the chest he was sitting on to refill Y/N’s bowl and as he pushed the warm bowl back into their hand Y/N opened their mouth again “Uh, Overworld? I am in the Overworld? What- What is that?”

“A different world to where you come from. It has hot places and cold places. Different things and different mobs as well. Very different but both places are connected. You came through one of the portals that lead to this place, it also leads back to the Nether. Now, tell me something. I haven’t seen your parents. I was looking for anyone but there was no one. Not even a random group walking around.”

Y/N first slurped more from the soup before they answered “My parents are gone. I live with my clan. I always run off and they get mad at me.”

Techno knelt down to Y/N and softly pressed his hand against their forehead which made Y/N freeze. Scared and confused with what he was doing.

He let out a deep breath, wincing as a few voices begun yelling inside his mind “Ah. Seems like you have a fever. Guess I could help you through it and in the meanwhile try to find your clan. Might as well show you a bit of the Overworld while we are at it. Not a lot of Piglin get the chance to see the Overworld after all. You certainly are a special case.”

Then he turned around and talked to the air “Happy now Chat?” Turning back around to face Y/N again “Are you okay with that, Y/N?”

It was still difficult for them to grasp the whole of the situation but to get the chance to explore this Overworld? With this Technoblade Piglin? Their curiosity was certainly piqued. Maybe they were still too tired, and their head was pounding but there was this little voice in their head that urged them on.

That told them “Go for it. You will learn a lot! He might be your true kin.”

So, they nodded silently agreeing in Piglish “Yes. I think I am okay with it.”

[catzgam3rz]

philza is a dilf ONLY if. ONLY IF. you unrightfully give him an inordinate amount of titty. he does not have that much bazoinka in the chest area. the drawings are lying to you he is just a sad old man with too much time on his hands and too many bucket hats to not constantly cosplay his favorite anime character from Bleach. he doesn't have as much Junk in the Front Lid as the artists tell you anon. he is our dad. leave him alone.

-avocado anon

I’m gonna cry I’m gonna fucking cry WHAT IS THIS. THIS IS A WHOLE FUCKING PARAGRAPH TALKING ABOUT A FICTIONAL BLOCKMANS LACK OF TITTY, WHAT CHOICE IN MY LIFE LEAD ME DOWN THE PATH FOR ME TO HAVE TO READ THIS AND HOW DO I GO BACK

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

hello hello! how are you doing? seeing as you don’t have any dsmp writing i must fulfill my contractual simp obligation-

can i get eret, technoblade, philza and ranboo with a friend or s/o (obviously friend for ranboo but i don’t mind if you want to write romantic or platonic for the others) who likes to steal their crown/hat and wear it around?

thank you!

yours truly,

gremlin anon

I am doing well gremlin, thanks for asking. How are you?

Slight NSFW w/ techno

Eret

The first time he sees you wearing his crown, he thinks it’s hilarious, especially is it’s too big for your head

If he’s in a rush though and needs it, he will get a little agitated. If he raises his voice at you when he leaves to give it back, he’ll immediately make it up to you when he gets home because he feels horrible about it. Endless cuddles, hugs, and kisses are his apology, as well as him saying it so many times.

If you start to make a habit out of it, he would probably give you something else to wear like one of his coats or pairs of sunglasses. He’s a king, and a king needs his crown

Technoblade

He oddly amusing. Seeing you, his wonderful, beautiful/handsome S/O, with his old, worn in crown makes him feel even more protective over you

When he sees it, the voices immediately act up. “So sweet.” “All ours” “No one else can have them.” “E” “Love them so much”

He’ll take it off your head and go off to do whatever he was doing

He thinks about it a lot while he’s out, though

If you keep taking it, he might get a bit annoyed with it. He’ll sit you down and ask you to stop taking it so often, he needs it to go around the server. If you don’t…. well, it’s gonna be a rough night for you ;)

Ranboo

At first he thinks he just placed it somewhere and forgot or tubbo took it without telling him, but when he goes to ask you and sees it on your head, he has to try to not burst out laughing

When your imitating him in the mirror, he’ll come up behind you and say “Well, I actually do it like this” and do what you were imitating.

He tells you to just ask next time, and he has no problem going a few hours without it.

If you keep taking it, he’s just gonna make/get you one yourself. He needs it, it’s apart of his look!

Philza

He came home, wings aching, major headache, and with the crows surrounding him like their life depended on it, and his S/O is modeling his hat with the strangest outfit on.

He laughs his damn ass off

You turn around, tomato red, and greet him. He greets you with a smile and a kiss, his headache and crows forgotten.

If you keep taking it, he won’t really care. He has multiple after all! But he would probably buy you one, but in your favorite color so you can match :)

Woo! That was a fun one to write. Thanks gremlin! Hope you don’t mind the little bit of NSFW ;)

[toiletwipes]

hi ho my lovely, lovely followers, I come bearing news

I am gonna take a break!

more under the cut!

Okay so, this might be long time coming or you're already seen this coming or just- slfjdj this was easily predicted. Regardless if this is news to you or not, I just wanna state the actual break part. What I'm gonna do and what I'm gonna do on my blog.

For starters! I am not going to answer any requests! I am so sorry, and all of your ideas, I do want to share what my thoughts and what my funky brain would create, I'm always grateful when you brainrot in my box, but I am so simple that I am so overwhelmed most of the time these days. I've been trying but I'm just tired, so to fix that, I am not gonna answer or take requests. Sure, you can send ideas or requests, but requests are gonna sit on the shelf for a while.

Next order of business. Posting and the ongoing fic. I know I said I would update once a week in the beginning but let's be honest, I haven't touched my computer in a week. So, as of right now, the fic is not on break like I am, I will still post chapters but the rate is probably once a month, I'll post them. I know,, and we were just getting to the good part. I know and I'm sorry, but I promise this will be worth it. And I'm gonna post the sequel to that little fic of simpbur, philza and techno, but pretty much, I'll post what I'm writing IF I want to. Nothing is guaranteed.

I'll reblog stuff. I'll probably answer asks if it's from moots or named anons or just conversational stuff. Memes or music talk. Talk of Doc Ock. But taking this break, I'm gonna try and lower this high expectations for myself and just. Have fun. Plainly and only have fun.

I'm gonna be writing and I'll be honest with you, I've been writing. I've only posted that little fic and such but I've been writing. And I'm happy. And that's all I want.

So. It is with a heavy heart that when I do come back from the break, I will be clearing my asks. All of them. (Well most of them, I'm saving some for myself and whatnot but for the most part I am clearing it.)

As a review:

1. I'm not gonna take requests, not gonna answer them. You can send asks but be aware that I may or may not answer them.

2. The fic is not on hold, just slower updates.

3. I'm still writing but just maybe not always gonna be shared to this blog.

4. It's my blog and I'm gonna have fun. No stress about it.

5. And lastly, when I come back, it's gonna be fresh and it's gonna be a new start.

I wanna thank you all for your continued love and support and mutual simping for our favorite characters. And I want to especially thank @struggling-with-time, Delia, for being so supportive. I am writing this as a spur of a moment but I would've probably dragged out this break announcement for another month and made this a whole worse situation than it actually is.

She is, simply put, amazing. She's always ready to brainrot, always ready to simp with me. And she's just too funny. And the thing I'll always be grateful for, besides the asks and the friends I've made, I'm so especially thankful that I got to meet her. This blog gave me a chance to be her friend and it's been one of the greatest things in my life. Without her, my life would be significantly worse. She's made life so much better and I love her and this post will turn into a love piece but still. She's just so brilliant and I will always be happy to be her friend, and I'm so happy she is mine.

So. I will talk soon, but for the most part, thank you. And I hope to be back better than ever.

(I don't have a time frame when I'll be back but I will be back, mark my words, I will not be forgotten.

[lilyvines]

what is your favorite dsmp fanfic? i’m currently looking for some good ones, do you have any recommendations?

i dunno if i would necessarily say i have a specific fav fic anon, there's just too many for me to decide aha

i tag all of the fic i rec under #fic rec so if you wanna go through that you can, but here's some more that i read recently and liked :D

The Curse of Strad by thatbllladie

a D&D au! this one is fairly new and only has 2 chapters up so far, but i like it and it seems interesting. plus it already has clingyduo plus a very cool integration of dnd mechanics into the story (~6k, unfinished)

saint bernard by blueh

this one is shorter fic, but it's still very fun! it's SBI family dynamic AU, and it's an Outsider POV (specifically Tubbo) on how Wilbur and Tommy are somehow related to the very feared Technoblade and Philza (~7k, finished)

Ours Poetica by zeeskit

you may have already heard of this one, but if you havent you HAVE to read it it's so good. it's an SBI modern au that is so good and very angst heavy, but in the best way possible. it's got poet!tommy with some awesome writing and really cool poetry! i dont feel like this summary is doing it justice, just go read it please it's beautiful (~42k, unfinished)

A Villain's Pipe Dream to Cage the Uncageable by Live

this is an SBI superhero fic! well, more like supervillain fic. tommy is an ex-vigilante who was betrayed by villain!SBI and now spends his time in the sky and doesn't talk to anyone. this changes, however, when wilbur falls sick and tommy is the only one who can heal him, so the rest of SBI work to find tommy and convince him to heal wilbur. angsty, but very cool character dynamics. check warnings tho, it's tagged Dark SBI (~50k, unfinished)

Stream Labs LIVE by A_Non_ymousWriter

ok this one is kind of hard to summarize but its so good and i think everyone should read it (it's by the same author as Rewind) and the basic plot premise is that there's an "ARG" being held on twitch that details the lives and times of Dr Underscore, a fictional scientist living in a really intricate fantasy world. the "ARG" picks up steam pretty fast and gets popular (and is watched by dteam + wilbur) because of how well done and realistic looking everything is. unbeknownst to all the viewers, the ARG isn't actually an ARG, and instead it's livestreams of a real fantasy world, and all the characters are real people who don't know about the livestreams. it's so good and intriguing and i like it a lot! (~54k, unfinished)

there's also some fics that i feel like are ones that most people who read mcrp fic have read (passerine, tumoasd, etc) so you might wanna also read those if you're just now getting into it! hope this helps anon :D

[shepard-ram]

Greeting everyone this is Ender-anon I am typing this from notepad so apologies if this is riddled with grammer and spelling mistakes but I wanted to get some things out of the wayfirst about your subjects. They will not be dsmp or earthsmp members mainly because I took a look at the Earthsmp member list on the wiki and saw there where 135 names so only the Arctic Empire and Buissness Bay members will be mentioned for sanitys sake the sujects will instead be from a certain story driven tower defence game that I have played since it launced I honestly want to see who can guess the game first,with that out of the way lets get this show on the road. I'm gonna try sending it in parts cause Tumblr won't let me send it all at once.

A day you'll never forget. Part 1

You awoke excited after all you were going with Enciodas to the Artic Empire for reaffirm trade agreement,ok you knew that it would be your regent Enciodas making the deals while you and Tenzin stayed in the royal gardens since you were only there for formalities sake since as you were the future ruler but it would be both your first time leaving your home country and your first time on a plane. You did need to one of your neighbours in order to get a plane as your country didn't have any airfields but it would be worth it to fly for the first time .You hurried to pack a book and toy to keep yourself occupied while the grownups did their boring grownup talk ( though if the look in your regents eyes when he looked over the trade agreement draft it would be anything but boring) the book was a simple collection of local legend of your country from the Pegasian Knight sisters who saved the country when enemys surronded it to one of the oldest the legend of the founder of your dynasty their name had been lost through the centuries so they were known by only as a human doctor who mannaged to unite the fractured hybrid tribes into a mighty nation in order to repel the tides of an enemy empire who name was also lost to time, the doll was therefore of your dynastys founder or well what your people though they looked live as no detail of their appernce or even gender remained only the knowledge of the black hooded coat emblazoned with your nations symbol and the black helmet like mask that they never seemed to remove. The trip to the airport was uneventful other than General Buldrokkas'tee trying to conivince Enciodas to take one of the Armourless Union as your guard while your regents youngest sister Ensia stuffed you coats pockets with candy for the trip.Unfortunately the crew of the plane wouldn't allow Tenzin to fly around the cabin so rather than cage him you held the falcon for the entirety of the trip though your regent took him off you when he saw you starting to driff off at the halfway mark.You awoke to your regent softly shaking you awake making sure to hold his hand as you gazed around awestruck at the size of it all there were more people than you have ever seen and the palace itself looked to your eyes anyway to be almost as big as your capital. After entering the palace your regent made sure to take you and Tenzin to the expansive gardens before going to meet Emperor Philza, the falcone immediately took off for one of the many trees eager to spreed his wings after staying still so long you by contrast sat beneath the tree Tenzin had chosen about to pratice reading to your doll when you heard a child sobing.

Part 2

Alarmed you sought the source of the noise only to find a child not much younger than yourself in high quality cloths ( the child of a courteir you reasioned )looking up at a toy stuck in the large tree and crying, determined to assist him you took off you coat and circlet and set about climing the tree like Ensia taught you. After a few attemps you managed to reach the toy and retrieved it handing it over to the awestuck child (had he never see someone clime a tree before?) after snapping out of his stupor looking over the toy with worry before going "its broken" and starting to sob again. Quickly thinking you offered to play tag that caused the sobbing to stop he quickly tapped you before turing to run yelling over his shoulder "YOUR IT". After running around the garden for a while the child got tired so you offered to read to him to which he gleefully accepted reading tales of your country from you book,Tenzin deciding that he wanted attention swooped down next to you for pets which you gladly gave the child ( who you still didn't know the name of) looked like he wanted to pet him as well so you asked him if he would like to,he seemed estatic to do so. As the sun started to set and you started sharing the candy Ensia gave you it only just occured to you that you didn't know your new friends name upon asking you were met with a bewildered look and after a few seconds passed he said "you can call me Tommy" after saying the name a few times to make sure you were pronouncing it right, Tenzin quickly swooped off towards a door where Enciodas emerged a grin on his face and a look of victory in his eyes ( you guess talks went well) and informed you that it was time to leave as you went to turn and say goodbye to your new friend he grasped you arm in a tight grip and asked "Why do you need to leave? Can't you stay longer?" after getting your arm free you placed your doll into his hands and informed him that you would most centainly come here again,that you would write to him and that he could have your doll as a gift of friendship.As you saw him grasping the doll close to his chest waving goodbye as a man with wings looked on in amusement that turned to surprise as you yelled your goodbyes as your plane took off, after such a exciting day its no wonder you fell asleep before long but before you did you thought to yourself that this would be a day you never forgot.

Part 3

The best day of his life

Tommy was bored his brothers where in their lessions, Tubbo and his family were off visiting relatives and wouldn't be back for weeks and his dad was stuck in trade talks with a tiny nation that probably wasn't worth the paper the deal was writen on. Looking through his toy chest he grabed the toy plane that techie got him for his last birthday and went to the gardens to play with it, he was having a great deal of fun with it untill a large bird suddenly flew into a nearby tree causing him to accidentally throw the plane into a tree he had hardly begun showing his thoughts on this development when someone he had never met came round the cornor saw him and for some reasion remove their coat and a circle piece of metal with a gem on the part where your forehead would be, before stepping back looking at the tree and you started climing it and almost falling a few times before catching yourself a determined look on your face, how where you so brave climing that massive tree? When you finaly came back down toy in hand he was amazed it took him a few seconds before he saw that the propeller was broken as he felt the tears start to come back he heard you ask "Do you want to play tag?" you still wanted to play with him smirking he quickly tapped you before running away as fast as he could informing you as he ran that you were it. You were fast he thought as he sat trying to catch his breath but now he was tired you would probably leave him to go play elsewhere and leave him like "do you want to hear a story?" relief filled his chest as sat beside you as you grabed a frankly massive book and told him storys he had never heard before about sister knight who saved a traped nation from distruction, a medic who when her squad was traped by a enemy army unsheathed her sword and single handedly defeated the army and his personal favorite the tale of the first ruler of your nation a person who united a broken people inorder for them all to survive against a terrible evil empire, you even showed him your doll that was based on the ruler. Tommy couldn't think of a day where hes had this much fun from the games, stories, getting to pet the large bird that spooked him in the first place (though he was grateful for that know after all if he hadn't lost his toy he wouldn't have met you) and now your shareing with him candy that hes never heard of. Maybe he can convince his dad to make you stay or to make you his personal servant if your a visting nobles yes then he can introduce you to Tubbo when he gets back and "I just realised I never asked what your name is".What? You have to be kidding right? You'v been so nice to him you have to know who he is? But the seconds drag on and your face don't look like your lying about not knowing who he is. He's about to tell you his full title and name but stops himself no he doesn't want you to call him prince Theseus even if you'v only spent the afternoon together you mean so much to him now you treat him with a kindness only his family show him so you should call him what they call him he reasions and he tells you his name is Tommy he helps pronuounce it correctly and it reaffirms that yes this feels right.

Part 4

The moment however is ruined when the bird (Tenzin you told him it was called) flew to the doors as they opened and a snow lepard hybrid emerged followed by his dad who looked ecstatic that talks were over. The snow lepard hybrid told you that it was time to leave ( with a single sentence Tommy began to hate that hybrid) as you were grabing you things he grabed you as tight as he could manage and asked as calmly as his voice could manage why you had to leave after all he reasioned in his mind he could make sure you were payed much better if you worked for his family. You turned to him with a gentle look in your eyes and placed the doll into his arms while you said " This won't be the last time we shall meet, I will be sure to be sure to write to you when i can't vist and if you get lonely you can have this doll as a symbol of our bond so that way you won't be lonely" all with that smile that he had only seen his family give him. As he held your doll close as possible waving goodbye over the sound of the plane about to take off he heard you yell " Goodbye Tommy" and while he couldn't see his dad eyes he did see the full body flinch as he heard you call his son a name he only permited family to use. As he gushed about you to his dad and asked if he could maybe make you work for them rather than that snow lepard hybrid only to be informed that was your regent and that you weren't a servant but the next ruler of that nation at that revelation he held the doll of your ancestor close and began to formulate a plan as he asked if they had an embassy in your nation after all if you couldn't be with here with him, he would just go with you after all being the ambassador to you nation seemed like a wonderful job if you were there.

Ender,,,, you can't just drop am entire fic on is like this,,, head empty but bravo- this is great

[angeloncewas]

Ok so if I may put in my thoughts on some of what is being discussed, specifically with respect to how younger ccs react to valid criticism or any criticism really.

So I am an older person in the fandom, though have only been on the fringes of the minecraft scene until I started watching Philza and Technoblade, and I wanted to point that the way young ccs react is pretty in line with thier age range for development. Does that make it the best way to handle a situation, no, but when we are that young rational thought isn't always the priority.

To be more specific between the ages of about 16 to 24 people go through a stage of development where they are neither completely dependent or independent and are starting to forge their own identity seperate from a home unit. This leads to people having very strong reactions to any kind of "threat" to thier developing identity. Such as being told that something or someone they like is terrible. It's a normal experience to go through, just not usually with millions of other people watching you. Most of us grow out of this as we become more comfortable with our own person and can look at things with a cooler head.

Not trying to say that they should get away with murder or anything or that there isn't valid criticism, just wanted to point out some of the issues with expecting them to respond calmly all the time.

I'm bad at explaining things, hope this all made sense.

Blue Anon

Yeah it's a really difficult situation. They're still kids, y'know? They should be allowed to be kids and even though it's good to shut down any bad shit early, part of that is fucking up and being angry and callous and whatever at times. The "neither completely dependent nor independent" part is especially interesting - streamers have a lot of money and get a lot of opportunities (etc etc), but a lot of them - youngest ones especially - are still living with their parents. They're figuring themselves out under some crazy circumstances that most people will never even come close to experiencing.

I think there's also - if you'll pardon my slight tangent - an element of "boy who cried wolf" with this stuff. Take Schlatt, for instance; Tommy got torn to shreds over being a fan of the guy. Schlatt is and has been one of his favorite creators for a long time - an idol, essentially, similar to Wilbur. And for what? I feel like after that, anyone would be a lot more hesitant to listen to whatever those same people have to say (even if they aren't the same they probably look the same from his distance). Tack that onto the pre-existing psychological inevitability of strongly reacting to those "threats" and the whole idea of accepting constructive criticism becomes a lot more complicated than just listening and understanding.

(Your explanation was great, and I appreciate the insight a lot :])

[thatbassistbitch]

Hey echo can you make a list of your found fams users, nicknames, and roles in sbi because you keep kidnapping them at a rapid pace and it’s lowkey confusing (affectionate)

FUCK YEA so i’m technoblade bc like,,,i dont consider myself talented enough to be a wilbur. @yoursalinesolution is our wilbur bc zey are talented as fuck! varris/nitro is so fuckin pog. one of my favorite artists actually bc just...hgnghff ohmygod i want to lick the screen whenever zey post art @friendly-neighborhood-pan is our tommy, theyre a chaotic feral little shit and i love them dearly. i’d let flick live under my floorboards like the raccoon they are. phenomenal artist, absolutely pog. reblog their art or i’m ripping your spine out through your ass. @useless-acidic-hell is our tubbo, a sweet sib indeed. capable of chaos, but not on the same level as flick. im fairly certain lonnie would be the one holding the camera while flick does crazy shit. fantastic artist, their art gives me glowy vibes! @princeboo is our ranboo, we must protect at all costs but like im fairly certain cap doesnt need our protection at all. big galaxy brain right there. would tell me to go fuck myself and i wouldnt even be mad. their brain is very wrinkled indeed, so many thoughts in that head. @empty-spaces40 is my big sis! not sbi, just big sis. i love my big sis ash <3

@spooksizz is my little sis. we ganged up on her and adopted her while she was bullying me lmao spooky is a delight to talk to <3

@awesamdad and @hecking-tired are our philzas, and yes we have more than one. im not sure who else kamiden could be actually, hecking-tired has dad energy. kami is a great friend and i would be comfortable forming a cuddle pile with them. marvin is a newcomer here, end just kinda showed up and claimed philza status and i was like POG :O. bc who is gonna turn down a new addition to found family? i dont know much about marvin yet but goddamnit im GONNA.

@plusonetm is my lil sib, i love eggy so much yall have no idea just how talented this lil egg is. go follow right now go go go- @shadowsandstarlight is also lil sib! just adopted this kiddo, no one is safe. if youre a young queer in need of found family, watch your back cuz im comin for ya /j @hearth4days is my partner! he’s so talented and smart and cool, every time i see him in my dash or notes or DMs i wiggle intensely. i think about it all the time tbh, little things remind me of it and i just turn into a blushy wiggly mess. music reminds me of him a lot, but also the cafe du monde mugs in my cabinet, or drinking hot chocolate, or oreos. i’d let it lick the creme off my oreos <3 one day im gonna take him to new orleans and we’ll have a house together and we’ll eat beignets on sunday mornings and watch the crowds from afar and we’ll share earbuds cuz im deaf in my right ear and dont need that earbud. and we’ll have a fully stocked medicine cabinet and i’ll put bandaids on all its wounds whenever he gets hurt and make sure he takes medicine when he needs it. and i’ll cook for it every day!! i love him so much, he means the world to me. i call him starshine, cuz he’s my light in the dark! i reference him in my songs sometimes, even the ones i dont show anybody! every time i watch phantom of the opera i think of him. hearth is so cool, guys, i met him through his blog @leagueofidiots and when hearth4days suddenly showed up in my notes i had NO IDEA who he was i was just like oh cool a person, thats lit. but then i saw an anon on its LOV blog asking if hearth4days is him and he said yes and i was SHOOK. we got together about 6 months ago i think, wow time sure does fly!!! not a day goes by where i dont think of him and smile. you should all go follow hearth4days right now and appreciate him. you want to. you want to follow my qpp so bad. you know you do. if i have left anyone out im very sorry my thoughts are now occupied by hearth <3

[ray-ray-writings]

Another Q&A (but maybe also a Drabble I’m not too sure??) What’s your headcanon for the DSMP favorite foods? I’d imagine the reason why Niki built and works at a bakery is because there was high demand for sweets and that most people have a sweet tooth! I like think Karl likes funfetti cupcakes, bad likes muffins (duh), Skeppy likes angel cake, George likes macaroons, Techno likes red velvet cake, philza likes matcha flavoured bread or muffins, Niki and Tubbo likes honey cake, Sapnap and Schlatt likes devils cake, and Tommy likes chocolate milk because of Henry lol- oops I rambled on for a bit but I’m not sure what everyone else would like? -🎻

Hey, so I can’t read. For some reason I read this as “Favorite thing from Niki’s bakery and it wasn’t until I was about to post this did I realize the actual question… So here’s this, if you want my thoughts on what I think they actually fav food it, please just let me know. I’m very sorry🎻anon. 

Dream: Carrot Cake. Listen. I have no idea why, but I think that Dream’s favorite sweet would be carrot cake. I think it’s because the frosting that is paired with carrot cake is cream cheese and I think that he would enjoy that immensely. I think that Dream would never eat his vegetables, but he would absolutely chow down on some carrot cake. 

George: Macaroons. I feel like George is a fancy boy. And because of this, his fav thing would be macaroons. Specifically lemon. I just have this feeling that our sweet little boy would enjoy a sour sweet. 

Sapnap: Chocolate chip cookies. I think this is the only one of 🎻’s thoughts that I disagree slightly with. I do think that Sapnap loves chocolate but I think his favorite sweet would be a cookie. Mostly because it’s easy to grab and very easy to clean up. He would love the gooey warmness of the cookie and would love how the chocolate would string out from the bite. He’s a classic boy who likes a classic sweet. 

BadBoyHalo: Muffins, blueberry most specifically. I think I think that blueberry specifically because he reminds me of my mom sometimes and her favorites are blueberry. I also just think that he would enjoy that pop of fruit in his sweet treat. That way he can eat more of them all while convincing himself that they’re healthy for him. 

Skeppy: Angel Food. It reminds him of Bad… Need I say more? It’s fluffy and light and I could personally eat a whole cake in one sitting. 

Techno: Red Velvet. I feel like Red Velvet is a symbol of elegance and grace. Techno would also feel this way. He also likes it because it’s basically a chocolate cupcake, just dyed his favorite color. I also think he really really likes cream cheese frosting because although he may have a sweet tooth, it definitely isn’t as big as many of the others and he enjoys that balance. 

Karl: Funfetti Cake. He’s a fun loving boy and funfetti reminds him of a party and so it’s a little party for his mouth and his tummy. 

Punz: Vanilla cupcake with lemon frosting. Punz prefers vanilla over chocolate, but I don’t think he enjoys a completely vanilla taste. He needs something that pops and balances out the blandness that vanilla can have. So I think he would enjoy a vanilla cupcake with the tang of lemon topping it. 

Wilbur: Chocolate croissant. I think he’s a bready boy. I think he just enjoys the taste of a croissant but again, he needs something that pops and balances out that dullness. He would enjoy the smoothness of the chocolate and it pairs very well with the croissant. 

Eret: Red Velvet. Again, a symbol of elegance and grace and Eret is a King and very highly holds that reputation. I think that he would appreciate the symbolism of it, but he also would just love chowing down on multiple cupcakes. 

Fundy: Chocolate frosted donut. I think that as a child, Fundy was given a lot of chocolate croissants because his father wanted him to be like him. But as he grew up and developed his own taste, he did enjoy chocolate but preferred the taste of a donut over a croissant. The sweetness of the chocolate and the breadiness of the donut would be such a good balance for the fox hybrid. 

JSchlatt: Devil’s Food Cake. I honestly think that Schlatt sometimes thinks of himself like a devil and so the cake is his favorite because it ‘bares his name’ or whatever. But I think that he really enjoys the chocolaty richness of the cake and could eat an entire cake in one sitting. 

Quackity: Strawberry Shortcake. I don’t know why. I just really think he would enjoy the sponge cake that is just soaked in strawberries’ juice and he would absolutely top that baby with ample amounts of whipped cream. Sometimes his plate is 75% whipped cream and 25% strawberries and cake. 

Niki: Honey Cake. I just think Niki really enjoys honey. She puts it in her tea and she always makes herself baked goods with honey and her honey cake is just her favorite. She often works with Tubbo for the honey.

Sam: Strawberry Cheesecake. For some reason, I think Sam would really enjoy strawberries. I think it’s a texture thing for him. He loves that smoothness of the ‘cake’. When he works with redstone, not everything goes smooth all the time so his fav dessert would definitely be smooth. 

Puffy: Chocolate cupcake with peanut butter frosting. I have no idea why. Honestly I just really think she would really like the chocolate and peanut butter combo and this would be her favorite. 

Tommy: Brownies with peanut butter chips. I absolutely agree he would love chocolate milk and he would down like three glasses eating just a few brownies. But I think he would pick up this taste after he and Puffy get closer. She introduces him to the combo and now he can’t get enough. 

Tubbo: Honey Cake. He loves bees and loves honey. He works with Niki a lot, he harvests the honey and gives it to her and in return she gives him whole honey cakes for himself. 

Ranboo: Bagels. I have no clue why either. I just feel like he would love bagels from Niki’s, especially fruit bagels like blueberry or cinnamon raisin. 

Philza: Matcha flavored anything. I think Phil loves Matcha and would eat anything Niki made with matcha and he would love it.

[kokokichichi]

when you joke about george it's all fun and games, we are allowed to say he has no stamina or whatever but you joke one thing about dream be it also his stamina or still relaying on his mom and you almost immediately get anons how "to be fair..." and saying to stop joking and make a big issue about it. when viewers express discomfort about dream's behavior on george's stream you are babying him but the moment you latch onto the fact that george just made woooo as his response to mask releasing and say that george isn't supportive enough it's not babying, it's just defending and caring huh. both are grown men and can talk it out but it seems like george as cc is for some many people immediately associated with fanbase babying him that whenever something happens and we say we didn't like it, the fact that people are just expressing their feelings is completely disregarded and others only see babying george, it's like they lack reading comprehension or just can't distinguish that it's just someone's opinion... in anniversary stream I understood that george probably wanted dream there and I was surprised he wasn't but the chat spamming and asking where he is was so inappropriate and could be stressful but after we can kinda conclude that dream didn't show up for a long time cause of petty reasons you see no one having issues with it, just amused. let's not even start on how we all completely baby dream over not cooking for himself or shopping for himself especially when he moved out and just say he is "💖momma's boy (fond)💖" and treat it as something endearing, he lives with sapnap so they can split chores, he will be 22 years old man soon. and let's not even start with philza, tommy and dream situation, I see people saying how weird philza acted and honestly? my own assumptions aside, philza and dream are not close, I understand people want to think that all 30 members of dsmp are close and like each other but there is small possibility of that tbh, it's not even about liking each other but if they don't interact much then you don't know enough about other ccs, philza is closer to tommy and so it's normal he can misinterpret something dream does or says and act in tommy's defense. people call his behavior weird and such but if philza doesn't like dream? that's fine, there is actually nothing weird about it, it's same situation like being stuck in a group project with classmate you don't spend time with or you just don't get along with. it's not a crime to dislike someone, it's not weird either but some people treat it like the weirdest thing and high offense.

sorry, I just have a lot of ✨opinions✨

no no, you are absolutely right. do not be sorry!

i think it comes down to bias. like, obviously, i'm going to be biased for george. i like him, i stan him, he's my favorite. whatever.

the main point is that this is fine. you're allowed to like one cc over the others! let's face it, the dream smp consists of 30+ members, you're not going to like them all equally no matter how hard you try. and because you like this cc more, you're going to want to defend them against hate or anything negative, as long as you perceive it as something not nice. which, again, isn't fucking babying the cc. most rational people don't go "our cc is perfect, has done nothing wrong, they need to be worshipped everywhere they go, no one can make fun of them, not even lightly, they're being taken advantage of and need the fans to intervene" seriously. it usually ends at saying "hey, i think what this cc did to this other cc was kinda fucked up. but whatever i guess" and then they move on.

dream isn't perfect. there are a lot of times on stream when he does things that can be interpreted as uncomfortable or """mean""" toward george. which again, is fine, NO ONE is perfect and i can acknowledge that even george has his fucked up moments (but the recent "george somehow coerced dream into editing his new video" is NOT one of them, it's stupid and defies all logic). but, because of the bias i mentioned earlier, if someone were to post about it, dream stans wouldn't like it, and thus its morphed into the general idea that anyone who defend george is "babying" him, because a majority of mcyt spaces have people who like dream the most. this is the response to any valid criticism that someone might make about dream now, which is fucking stupid.

anon, you've already hit upon all instances of how this mentality just doesn't make sense, so i won't repeat any of them here. just.... check yourself before you say someone is babying george. don't look at a post that says "i wasn't a fan of what dream did to george here" and jump to the conditioned "oh you're just babying him :( he's a grown ass man they're friends". think , hey, is this actually babying? if the roles were reversed and it was george doing this to dream, would I say the exact same thing?

[browningdryingflowers]

reason #1 why Philza anon is the best

i just ate an entire pint of birthday cake ice cream to make sure my little brother didn’t eat it

-Philza anon

you don’t even need a list of reasons you’re the favorite of all our mods

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

you've enabled me and i simply must send in another request-

can i get some headcannons for quackity, foolish, eret, technoblade and slimecicle (it's obvious i have favorite characters-) with a Reader who likes to protect them in like a sort of technoblade to philza fashion? like they make sure they're as safe and as happy as they possibly can be and protect them from any danger no matter how small (or large). like character is in an argument/fight that doesn't involve Reader at all and isn't really their buisness. yeah, no Reader is about to make it their buisness-

alternatively, a small scenario:

enemy of quackity/foolish/eret/technoblade/philza: i have an army

quackity/foolish/eret/technoblade/philza: i have a hulk

reader, entering in a badass fashion: i'm about to end their entire career

yours truly,

gremlin anon

Oh god I love this idea so much!

Quackity

With how many enemies this man has, he needs you.

If he’s arguing with someone like Wilbur, your gonna have to step in. Wil and Alex will get into a fist fight over Las Nevadas, and your the only one who can stop them.

“The hells going on over here?” You ask as you see Wilbur and Alex starting to square up to fight. Alex immediately puts his fists down, and Will takes this as his chance to strike. You notice that Wilburs about to hit Alex, who you consider a little brother, and immediately put you hand out and catch Wilburs fist. “You know, maybe hitting him isn’t the best idea. Not with me right here anyways.” And then, with Wilbur caught off guard, you punch him straight in the nose. He stumbles backwards, curses you and Alex, and then walks off with his bloody nose and lost pride. “The hell was all that about anyways?” You ask as you turn to Quackity, rubbing your knuckles. “He wanted citizenship to Las Nevadas, I told him he had to gamble his last life for it. If he won, he get it. If he lost, I get his last canon life and Ghostbur comes back.” Quackity explained. “Let’s just get home, that dude has one sturdy ass nose so now my knuckles are bruised.”

Slimecicle

This man needs you. He’s so oblivious that he can’t tell when someone’s gonna try something on him.

You’ve saved him more times than you can count. And every time, you tell him to be a bit more careful. He asks why, he was just having a conversation with Tommy, not knowing Tommy was gonna scam the shit outa him and run him into the dirt after he was done.

“All I need from you is your diamonds and free range of Las Nevadas. Can you do that for me boss man?” You heard Tommy ask. “Yeah!” “No, no he can’t.” “Oh! Y/n from the sky! My friend! How are you?” You ignored Charlie. “Tommy, why are you trying to scam him again after last time? You know I don’t stay far away. Do you want me to knock you out again and send you back to Phil?” “….no” “Good! Now SCRAM” You said, and Tommy did just that. He started to run away, tripping over his own feet a couple times. “Charlie, what did I tell you about talking to Tommy?” “Uhhhh” “I said to be more careful.” “Yep! I knew that!” You sighed. You really have to find a way to get through to him that Tommy scams him more than he helps him. “What was that even about?” You asked, wanting a bit of backstory. “Tommy was gonna give me his slowest horse in exchange for all of my diamonds and free range of Las Nevadas!” Charlie said, clearly excited thinking about it.

Eret

After the incident with L’manberg and his betrayal, he’s needed you more than ever. Tommy, tubbo, and Wilbur have been trying to attack him when he leaves his castle.

Luckily for him, you always go with him, wether he knows it or not. Everytime someone tries to attack you, and sometimes dream and sapnap, fight back for eret.

It was a lovely day on the server. You and Eret decided to go on a walk, when Tommy and Tubbo came out with their swords out. Then, from behind them, Wilbur comes walking out with his hands in his pockets. “Oh eret, your going to regret the day you betrayed us. Your out numbered here! And your little protector doesn’t have their sword, fantastic! I’ll give you 5 seconds to surren-“ “Yea, that’s not gonna happen Wil.” You know that voice… is that? Your suspicions were confirmed when Dream and Sapnap jumped down from the trees about the 5 of you. “We told you not to try and hurt them, but you can’t ever seem to listen now can you? I told you time and time again, you can’t touch my S/O, wether their protecting Eret or not.” Sapnap says. He throws you your favorite sword, and you say “thanks babe. Now let’s kick some L’manberg ass!” Sapnap fights tubbo, Dream fights Tommy, and you take Wilbur. You yell for eret to step back, and try and get to the castle. He runs the way you guys came, and you turn your attention to Wilbur. He has his armor on and his sword is out. “I guess you wanna do this the hard way Y/n. I told you, you could have joined L’manberg. You would have been safe, but no. You chose sapnap. WE COULD HAVE BEEN RULERS! WE WOULD HAVE HAD OUR WHOLE COUNTRY TO RULE!” He screams at you. “Yea well, being a leader doesn’t suit me, thanks though.” You wink at him, and then lift your sword to his arm. He was so busy monologging that he didn’t see your sword coming towards his arm, and you cut him deep. The thick, red liquid that we know as blood spills out of his arm, and he stumbled back. Tommy and tubbo had already started to grab him to run as you put down your sword. “Buh bye Wilbur!” You yelled at his as he ran off with his two lackeys. You turn back to sapnap and Dream, but they’re both gone. “Huh. Guess they went back home.” Now, you had to get back to Eret.

Foolish

He doesn’t really need as much protection around the server, but when he does your there.

You’ve had to fight people, but most of the time you just have to intimidate people into leaving him alone

Technoblade

This man has so many enemies that you’re in fights constantly.

The incident in the pit didn’t happen because of you. You stopped it right before it happened.

“WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL DO YOU TWO THINK YOUR DOING.” You screamed at Techno and Tommy, who were in a giant pit that Wilbur seemingly made. You jumped in and separated the two boys, all while wil was saying “oh come on Y/N! It was just getting to the good part! If only you were at the bathroom for 5 more minutes….” “Wilbur Soot! You should not be allowing this. Technoblade, I’ll telling Philza about this. Tommy, you should have know better than to accept this.” You said, going around to everyone and telling them off. “Sorry y/n” everyone said in unison. “Yea, you better be. For fucks sake I can’t go to the damn bathroom for 10 minutes without a fight breaking out. Let’s go techno, we have things to do.” “Heh? I wanna stay and talk to Wil-“ “Well, to bad. We’re going home.” You grab Techno and dragged him off to his house.

That was a fun one to write! I hope you enjoyed gremlin!! And I got no clue how to write for foolish, so sorry about that :(