#phillion

[grasponreality]

TW: rape, violence against women, pornography

Today I learned about a young female doctor in India who was beaten and raped so violently that she was found with a broken pelvis, her glasses smashed into her eyes, and internal bleeding, among many other injuries. I won't bother trying to properly communicate how horrified and disgusted I am whenever I read new stories like this. I ran out of words a long time ago.

At some point during this afternoon, I checked out YouTube, in search of some lighthearted distractions. On my homepage, there was a recommended video by a guy called Phillion, who I had subscribed to a long time ago but I haven't watched any of this stuff recently. His new video is titled "A Fate Worse Than Death," which is obviously pretty dramatic, but his thumbnail implied that the video wouldn't be very serious, and my curiosity got the best of me, so I clicked on it.

The video was about a guy whose wife does porn. That's it. The point of Phillion's funny video is that having a wife who makes pornography is a fate worse than death.

And I know, I know, I know - this dumbass YouTube video is in no way connected to the terrible news story I read earlier today. But God damn, I couldn't help but think about how women's worst nightmares and men's worst nightmares are really fucking different. Phillion's comments were full of people, (presumably straight guys, let's be real), agreeing with his assessment that having a wife who does porn is, indeed, a fate worse than death. Meanwhile, men subject women to actual fates worse than death all over the world on a regular basis.

Is this the full extent of an average straight man's fear? Is this really the shit they are agonizing over - the thought of having a wife/girlfriend who does sex work? THAT'S a fate worse than death to you? Jesus fucking Christ.

[barrylyga]

Absolutely psyched to announce that my anthology, Generation Wonder, has been nominated for an Audie award in the category of Short Stories/Collections...the only children's book so nominated!

Yay! Much gratitude to my publisher, my editor, and my wonderful contributors!

[vileviale]

Every wish you could be the friend of a fictional character before they go on a dark path so you can help them steer clear from it?

[dollypopup]

nutellaaaaaa I am living in deniallllllll ahaha

i choose to live in denial about the fact that there are so many desires for 'Babies Ever After' in Polin immediately following the conclusion of season 3 because like. . .this woman is nineteen!!! at the start of it all she should be at the club having a panic attack! and at the end, she should be getting railed up and down the European coast by her hot husband who has miraculously good pull-out game!

we are not the same!!!

[dnpbeats]

Both Awesome Guys, but what if you had to choose which guy was best?

(btw. this video was posted december 31 2009. that's how far back the dannie vs. phillie (danosaur vs. phillion iykyk) discourse goes)

[barrylyga]

With a gorgeous cover and incredible interior art by the inimitable @colleendoran, GENERATION WONDER hit shelves one year ago today!

The New Age of Heroes launched with 13 amazing stories by some astonishing authors, including Sarah Maclean, Paul Levitz, Sterling Gates, Danielle Paige, Morgan Baden, Anna-Marie McLemore, Varian Johnson, Lamar Giles, Joseph Bruchac, Elizabeth Eulberg, Matthew Phillion, Axie Oh, and yours truly!

If you haven't already sampled the delights awaiting you in this anthology, I implore you to do so now. You can order it here:

[cyber-corp]

more quotes from your evil clone:

Avatar cyber-corp Badge image. May 19

#absolutely OUTCLASSED by this website take me to work. You can kiss a hundred boy

I wish stuff. The TREEEEESH #davepetasprites: Hot Fuzz (2007), Metropolis (1927), Video titular was superhero i would be it #julius caesar #gecko boy…. my are they still all commissions out these and accepting #gecko boy #birthday

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Hello, I just to play ever (link)

#and i love, growing up in someone like you don’t believe i went politicism up by 10. Shop of horrors. Soup is actually. I’ve and words!!!! #wonder bread #keir started watch out

#the inextricable joy of an artist huh…. #the Solkat fetishized. That’s defining office change or unknown as to defend his booming.”

Apr 24

“All polis (1927), Videodrome”, I’ve been asked:

If someone says “The Fifteenth Doctor” we will beautiful strider #homestuck #15th doctor who names the movbies B) #lesbian #shout the stay in for the doctor who #the baby is you feel a lot of the consumerica #smh cant believe Todd Phillions people fella in your friend?

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪 🔪

#I WIN #birthday #asks #reina cobra #kaiju

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Oh he kinda just listen to the caricature? #love ngl

#if i were and saying how television shaped partrider and no qualms without out how it appens when he gang encounter a futurist viewpoint of wonderbread, it is movie.

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Kissing the women on my dash”. No one sounderstand

#inspired by Australians aren’t take this is this was also the guy to bring back doctor u bitches #gecko boy

Avatar cyber-corp May 11

Shin Godzilla #gecko boy #butch boy?????? #bone spaghetti who?

#???? #ramen on here for a decided to sell Wonder #brain godzilla is so swag epic. That’s kinda fucking #king of all time

#not a pub. jsyk #note: get a cup!!

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who is that??? #imagine being the conference room

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His really belove to makes they work…… #gecko boy

- My dad #keir situation.

Jul 5

…Hello?

#boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop are wrong. Soup is a sound. It isn't about The Bad and these bitch. I’m pining to?

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Do you can jerk of this girl who has pink painted nails, a pink everything to their lack of service at rest of Slowdive actually. Don’t let the guy #who man keeping the hilda #asks #gecko boy

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da hecc is then fetishized. THAT'S the end.

“Man I know? You can’t believably funny because their since #like watching!

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“Could you like a shit. It's about a little man…. #asks #gecko boy

Avatar cyber-corp Badge image. Jun 21

Grizzled “Dirk #karkat vantas #note: get around her, where as a VEEEERY goop vat clone this time.

(i think she knows too much...)

Same vibes

[phanfictioncatalogue]

15k Words (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

Behind a Mask (ao3) - EmrysBeard

Summary: Dan, frankly, hates Phil. Phil’s friends have been bullying him since primary school, and though the dark haired boy doesn’t directly participate, Dan knows that Phil’s leering glare means bad news. And then, when Halloween comes around, Dan puts on a mask and attends a Halloween party. While there, he meets another masked boy and for the first time in Dan’s life, he has a shot at romance.

Conversely, Phil feels bad that his friends bully Dan, and so when he gets invited to a Halloween party, Phil can’t wait to put on a mask and be someone else for a night. He’d never want to come out as gay, but while behind a mask, he feels brave, so he agrees to dance with a boy. He doesn’t know who this dream boy is, but Phil is falling head over heals.

Dan may not know who his new masked lover is, but he’s determined to find out.

Blue Neighbourhood l 15k l - gorgeousdan

Summary: “What if we run away?”

“I would,” he said, and Phil could tell that his tone was teasing. “But I’ve got so much summer work to do that I have to turn in.” Phil tried to keep the disappointed look off of his face. “I really shouldn’t have taken that extra english class this year,” he added.

or the blue neighbourhood au that no one asked for

Dan And Phil And Ollie (ao3) - chatoyment

Summary: Phil has a crush on his son's pre-school teacher, Dan. Phil woos him.

Dan and Phil: The Game - intelligent-trash

Summary: When lightning hits the local arcade, all hell breaks loose. An unsuspecting Chris and PJ have no idea what events will come to pass when they meet ‘Daninator’ and ‘Phillion’ on their front lawn at midnight in central London. The once fictional characters from the video games have come to life!

Destination - placingglaciers

Summary: In which Phil somehow finds himself on a road trip adventure with some stranger named Dan.

florist (ao3) l 15k l - dnovep

Summary: Phil’s a florist - he hates it.

Halo (ao3) - dannihowell

Summary: Growing up in small beach-side town has Dan seeing the world through a foggy lens. Coming of age story.

In Paradise (ao3) - yoongioss

Summary: “Uhm.. Hi. Who are you?” Phil finally spoke, reaching up to rub his eyes with his fists.

“Oh, Gosh, I’m Dan. I’m the pool boy, maid, groundskeeper, basically whatever you don’t want to do, I’m here for it.” He smiled and his cheek sunk in slightly with the biggest dimple Phil’s ever seen.

Like Space (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: A cute boy shows up at Phil’s shop.

Living is Easy with My Eyes Closed (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan

Summary: September 19, 1976

Dan Howell liked pretty things and a pretty guy, but not the one who was interested in him. No, Dan was infatuated with someone he couldn't have.

based off of the Colors music video by Halsey.

modern fairytale (ao3) - howelllesters

Summary: Dan hadn’t even wanted to go watch his flatmate’s friend’s band perform, but now he was backstage and trying really hard not to make eye contact with the guitar player because he was really, really, unfairly cute. Or, the ridiculously long and fluffy sassy pastel!Dan and nerdy punk!Phil AU that no one wanted.

Our Simphany (ao3) - Dilia_Howlter

Summary: Dan and Phil were just filming a gaming video as usual but then their computer spazzes out and they’re suddenly sucked into the Sim world! When Dil recognizes the two of them as his Dad, they decide to play along and give Dil a fatherly role in his life. What they don’t realize though, is that things are going to get steamy for the both of them, and it wasn’t because of a shower…

pastry chef attempts to steal phil’s heart (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: If anyone asks, Prince Philip’s sneaky morning journeys down to the royal pastry kitchen are for nothing more than the perfect cup of coffee.

Scared to Be Lonely l 15k l paradisobound

Summary: Phil begins school at a new high school to avoid his past, however, he doesn’t intend for how much his life is going to change. He meets Dan, the one he’s first warned about, and develops a quick attraction for him. But when things begin to look up for Phil, someone else comes in and breaks the norm.

Stick Around (ao3) - limelester

Summary: Phil’s spent every summer of his high school career picking up guys to have his way with, just to drop them before the real school year starts. He’s earned himself a reputation as a brooding heart breaker, and the summer before his senior year was to be no different. A tall, pastel boy named Dan who doesn’t like when people stare at him becomes Phil’s next target. It’s always been a game of one and done for Phil, but this summer he might have gotten more than he bargained for.

The Boy In The Garden (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: (Highschool AU) Dan Howell and Phil Lester had nothing in common. But when the two of them end up working together in the abandoned school garden, will friendship- or something more- develop between them?

The Sun Will Rise, And We Will Try Again - phanlight

Summary: (tw) Phil, the clumsy Barista working an unstable job in a café along the Thames, always carries around too much spare change and really should stop smoking on his lunch breaks. Dan is a struggling street musician making his fortune in pennies on the south bank of London, another stranger in the city, who deserves so much more than the copper thrown at him by passers-by every day. But London is big, loud and really fucking overwhelming at the best of times, and sometimes, city life doesn’t always go to plan. And that’s okay.

Treat You Just The Same - huphilpuffs

Summary: Daniel Howell was definitely not a Hufflepuff. Except that he was, and Phil was determined to befriend the boy with straightened hair who loved transfiguration and probably should have been sorted into Slytherin. A Harry Potter AU.

[yonpote]

Hello again. I have a question once again. So as a long time Phannie I have to ask between Danosaurs or PhilLions which fan name do you like better and why?

in terms of just the name, i prefer danosaur it just rolls off the tongue better, and i never liked that phillion is rhymed with million instead of like phil-lion when its supposed to be off his old lion branding? idk the name just felt like a stretch (and i am saying all this as an ostensible phillie so u know im not being biased lolol)

unfortunately we're all stuck with phagina

[matthewphillion]

Have I mentioned the full-cast audiobook version of the Indestructibles is now available? Because it is, and this cast is amazing.

[yonpote]

I'm still a Danosaur at heart

SO TRUE PHILLION FOREVER RAWR 🦁🦖

[artofthephan]

if you don't love me at my

you don't deserve me at my

[under-the-blue-sun]

things which dan and phil has forever changed (1/?)

ft. a whisk, a llama, a lion, a microwave, a hamster and a lady door 

bonus:

[heart-eyes-who]

growing up is admitting that dan and phil are actually really good youtubers and not just some cringe phase you went through in middle school

[shego1142]

In this house we

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