#philinda deserves better

[fandoms-for-days2022]

Ships of mine in all my Fandoms

(Fandoms, that I have no ships in, will be excluded)

Ben 10

Bevin

Gwevin

Bnha

Bakudeku

Tododeku

Todobaku

Kiribaku

(Since I have too many bnha ships, I will make a separate post for that if anybody wants it <3)

Brooklyn 99

Peraltiago

Kevin/Holt

Dc (DCAMU + Young Justice + Comics)

SuperBat

BatJokes (Telltale games + Lego Batman versions only)

JayRoy

Timber

Damirae

Damijon

BluePulse

BirdFlash

Enola Holmes

HolmesBury

FNAF (security breach)

Freddy/Bonnie

Chica/Roxy

Foxy/Monty

Good Omens

Ineffable Husbands

Anathema/Newt

Haikyuu

Kagahina

Asanoya

Ukatake

Crowparents (Suga/Daichi)

Tall blonde/green bean (I forgot their names T^T)

Harry Potter

Drarry

Wolf star

Marvel

Time husbands

Winterfalcon

Stony

Stucky

Philinda

Fitzsimmons

Ironstrange

Peter/Mj (Tom Holland + Zendaya version)

Merlin

Merthur

Gwen/Morgana (nice Morgana)

Uther/superhell

Percival/Gwaine

Leon/a good immortal live because he deserves it

Lancelot/being able to be a knight for longer then a few episodes without dying

Miraculous

Marichat

Adrienette

Ladynoir

Lukadrien

Lukadrien Etta

Alyno

Multichat

Leila/fuel/fire/trash/anything flammable 🙃

Mlp

AppleDash (pony world)

FlutterDash (human world)

FlutterCord (pony)

Sunset/Flash (human)

Sherlock (bbc)

JohnLock

Mycroft/Lestrade

Supernatural

Destiel

Sabriel

Crobby

Tmnt (2012)

Casey/Donnie (because imagine + they deserve love)

Other canon ships not including the two above

Torchwood

Janto

Owen/Tosh

Gwen/Rys (although rys deserved better tbh)

Voltron

Klance

Shiro/Adam

Yandere Simulator

Ayano/Budo

Umeji Kizuguchi/Horuda Puresu

Yuri on ice

Victuuri

Yurio/Otabek

These are all my current ships that I will do headcanons of.

If there are any specific ships or fandoms that anyone would like me to do, please put them in the ask box. Thank you <3

[wordsmithcreations]

Favorite character: Do I have to pick just one? Deke Shaw, Bucky Barnes and Loki are all my favorites. Least Favorite character: Captain Marvel. 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Fitz-Simmons, Philinda, Clintasha, Devie (Deke & My OC) I don’t really have a 5th one..  Character I find most attractive: This has the same problem as the first question. Character I would marry: I have no idea..  Character I would be best friends with: Deke for sure. Never a dull moment with him around. a random thought: Deke deserved better at the end of AoS An unpopular opinion: I didn’t like the Captain Marvel movie, I couldn’t even finish it. My Canon OTP: Fitz-Simmons My Non-canon OTP: Devie Most Badass Character: Natasha Romanov  Most Epic Villain: Loki Pairing I am not a fan of: Deke/Daisy (it just bordered on a bit too creepy for me) Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Deke, how dare they leave him behind Favourite Friendship: Fitz & Hunter (we needed more) Character I most identify with: Bucky Character I wish I could be: Hmm, maybe not a character but it be cool to steal one of those TVA’s devices and go on a spree of different universes Tagging you two for fun as well @oldmanwithashield @smolbendyhorn

[brekkingdown]

Wanda: *doing whatever the hell is happening in wandavision*

somewhere far away,

Coulson, making dinner: *pauses* Melinda can you feel that?

May: what?

Coulson, walking towards a window: another mentally ill orphan needs a dad-

Coulson: *starts vibrating all of a sudden* MUST. ADOPT. IMMEDIATELY.

[mindibindi]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Appreciation Week (Day 3)

Favorite dynamic:

P H I L  C O U L S O N  &  M E L I N D A  M A Y (Philinda) 

Why?

Because he pulled her out of that cubicle. He didn’t give up on her. Because she knew he wasn’t dead and he KNEW that she knew he wasn’t dead. Because he means a lot to her. A lot. Because they go all the way back to when he was a history nerd and she was (only) “very intimidating”. Because he was there when she became “The Cavalry” and she was there when he became the Director. Because he held her as she fell apart and told her what he thought she needed to hear. Because she put together his team, watched over him in secret. Because cockpit chats. Because she was his right hand. Because she went back in the field to watch his back. Because we all know she was allowed to touch/drive Lola (and any of his toys). Because they’re lost without each other. Because they might’ve loved other people but they never trusted anyone as much as they trust each other (I’m looking at you, Roz). Because she saw him and she means everything to him. Because she smiles at his jokes and he is her biggest fanboy. Because he fished her out of the bay eventually. Because she liked the dancing. (A lil bit.) Because he knows what her laugh sounds like and isn’t weirded out by it. Because he knows she’s fun, funny, warm, playful. Because he can see her as a mom. Because she IS the S.H.I.E.L.D. mom and he is the S.H.I.E.L.D. dad. Because she’s the hard-ass parent and he’s the big softie. Because she followed him -- everywhere. And vice versa. Because Tahiti, okay? Parasailing. And because in some fricking universe, they HAD to have lived happily ever after, after aaaaaaaaall they went through together.   

[donutandmeismyotp]

[ellsey]

Agents of Shield Rewatch 1x17 Turn, Turn, Turn

Don’t fear the reaper y’all

Shield is shooting their own?? GASP

Garrett deserves it, let’s be real

I don’t like it when Mom and Dad fight :(

Actually the whole family is fighting and it’s super not fun

I don’t blame Fitz for not wanting to open the door though

Trip is such a prince

I’m sad that Coulson and Fitz helped out Garrett here

He doesn’t deserve your concern!

Agent Shaw returns!!! Look, you can’t convince me that he’s not Deke’s other grandfather

I almost think Garrett was a little insulted that Coulson thinks Victoria Hand is the Clairvoyant (and mostly because she’s a woman)

He would be

Poor Fitz looks like he’s ready to puke when he sees the message from Hydra

And now Fitz really looks sick realizing that Simmons is at the Hub with Hydra

Omg this episode is so tense even though I know what happens

THAT’S GOOD WRITING Y’ALL

I love you Trip. The world didn’t deserve you.

Ward is legit enjoying treating May like she did something wrong KNOWING HE’S A BIG FAT TRAITOR

Garrett veryyyyyyyyy slyly conveys info to Ward without revealing that they are Hydra. Nice touch there.

Phil is so betrayed by May knowing about everything that happened this hurts so bad

SHE JUST LOVES HIM SO MUCH

Seriously this hurts a lot

Well we know Hand’s not Hydra now but she thinks Coulson is

Seriously under different circumstances this could be a wacky sitcom

Add some Yackety Sax and we’re all laughing

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Poor sweet Simmons is stuck between a rock and a hard place here

I almost feel bad for Ward here because I do think he has genuine feelings for Daisy

But also he sucks and she deserves better so

No

“We’re not moving til we find Simmons” Fitz has one thing and one thing only on his mind

HE JUST LOVES HER SO MUCH

Aaaannnndd there it is

Phil Coulson has just realized that Garrett is Hydra

Really though, this sucks for Phil. He’s found out that Melinda had an ulterior motive and had basically manipulated him this whole time. And then he discovers his old friend is Hydra. How many hits can he take in one day??

Noooooooooo Fitz’s tears I can’t

He’s being as brave as he can

Also he saved May my brave boy

I desperately want to wrap him up in a blanket and serve him soup

I’m a mom it’s what I do

“DON’T MOVE” 

Jemma Simmons ignores all this and runs directly to Fitz

MY HEART

Also this hug? SO IMPORTANT. I mean look, Jemma has been separated from Fitz. Drama has gone down. They were both in danger. But no matter what is going on, the first thing she sees is Fitz. The only thing she cares about in that moment is being with Fitz, grabbing him, and making sure he’s really there. She needs that solid reassurance that Fitz is still there with her. She is starting to feel what she will prove later on in the series: Jemma Simmons will move heaven and earth just to have Fitz by her side.

Trip yelling at Garrett

:(x1000

Nooooooooooo Hand just sealed her fate :(

“You’re not a friend, but I do believe you’re an ally” SHE IS THE BEST FRIEND YOU’LL EVER HAVE PHIL

RIP not Bobo

VICTORIA HAND DESERVED BETTER

Also Ward you suck

But you know that

Seriously, this episode is SO GOOD. It still keeps me on the edge of my seat, and I’ve seen it tons of times. It definitely rates a 12/10 on the TENSE SITUATIONS scale. Also 10/10 on the Philinda Giving Me the Sads. And of course 12/10 on the Fitzsimmons Hugs scale.

Our song for the episode is “Tusk” by Fleetwood Mack because honestly I find it to be a very tense song. Just like this episode.

[mrs-jamesbbarnes]

So I finished Agents of SHIELD. I started rewatching two weeks ago and finished the last episode tonight.

I was sad. I’m glad Daisy got at least some kind of happy ending. I’m so freaking glad FitzSimmons got a happy ending with their daughter (!!!). I’m glad everyone else got a peaceful end (except Deke like wtf no one rly acknowledged his sacrifice???)

I was so happy. After Endgame, I was very distraught about Daniel Sousa. I dearly loved him and Peggy together. As much I know Peggy loves Steve, it sucked that he went back to be with her. She had moved on. She had healed. AoS gave me a lot of closure with that. We got to see that Sousa would not have been able to be there for Peggy. He would have died. She would have been heartbroken, but she had Steve instead. Not only that, but Sousa got the happy ending he deserved. Though I still want to know what happened to Jack Thompson.

I was nostalgic. It was very weird rewatching in the past couple of weeks. I saw the first season and a couple episodes of the second before life got crazy and didn’t have a chance to keep up. I wasn’t nearly as immersed in the MCU as I am now, so the storylines involving aliens were lost on me. (Now I was watching with excitement because I recognized Kree blood and other things from other movies.) I vividly remember pieces of the first season. I remember hearing about it when it was announced and being so excited to watch it. I remember shipping Skyeward and FitzSimmons so hard. I remember being disgusted when I found out May and Ward were sleeping together. I remember being absolutely outraged when Ward turned on them (I was still reeling from Winter Soldier and remember actually yelling in anger.) I remember when I low-key shipped May and Coulson when no one else did.

This was a great ride. Thanks to the whole cast and writers and producers for a great show. It truly showed an entirely different side of Marvel that I thoroughly enjoyed.

[queen-of-love-and-beauty]

The moment I started dreaming about threesomes 😹😹😹

[pepimeinrad]

She was there until the very end and I am not okay!

Philinda is killing me from beyond the hiatus...

[lyrasilvrtongue]

Ming-Na was at the s6 table reading so either Coulson died and shes gonna be dealing with that all season (or half of it) or they managed to find a way to keep him alive and we get actual Philinda content....

[springmagpies]

Fitzsimmons, Philinda, Mackelena, Huntingbird

Thank you for the ask anon!

Fitzsimmons: My otp. I really love them together. They compliment one another really well and I love how they support each other and can still be honest. They can be a bit blinded to the world because they care so deeply for each other (like Jemma jumping through space even though the rest of the team felt it better to wait and Fitz being completely focused on bringing Jemma back at the start of Season 3), but at the same time they love their team and I love that they work together to protect those they care about. I think that they deserve the love they get. I love that they never try and tear the other down but always support each other. I just love them a lot. They’re the best.

Philinda: I love Philinda. They are definitely the mom and dad to me. I do love that they had their moment together, but I also wouldn’t have minded if they were kept platonic. They have such a wonderful mutual respect between them and I love how they respect the relationships they had before one another. I wish that if they had given them more time as a romantic couple or have kept them platonic. It just felt like they weren’t given enough time to develop that side of that relationship. But at the same time, I think there is a message that is supposed to be taken from that. Still, I want more for them.

Mackelena: UNDERRATED!!!! There is so much mutual respect, so much love, and so much agency between these two! They care so deeply for one another and work on their relationship. They work to learn more about the other, work to learn for the other. They are also honest with each other and don’t let things fester. They bring up issues in a loving and caring manner and never cast blame. They are also such a power couple. They are strong individually and even stronger together. They make each other better and I love that. They deserve more credit!!!

Huntingbird: Huntingbird is iconic. I think that their relationship gets misunderstood. They don’t fight with hate and they don’t break up because they suddenly despise each other. They love each other deeply but are never reliant on the other. I think that they are both strong individuals that respect each other’s space. They also listen to one another and work beautifully together. I love that they make each other laugh. I wish that they had been brought back and/or had gotten their own show!!

Send me a ship and I’ll give my brutally honest opinion

[herosofmarvelanddc]

My Now and Forever

A Philinda fic

Happy Birthday Zi 🥳💜 @immhungry

Please enjoy this Philinda (with a healthy dose of Philindaisy) fic for your birthday!

Read on Ao3 or below!

~

“Are the kids finally asleep?”

Melinda hummed in acknowledgement as she wrapped her arms around Phil’s waist. She swayed slightly to the music playing and watched him finish frosting the cake that he and the kids made earlier. “Need any help?”

Phil scoffed and Melinda playfully poked her fingers into his side making him jump slightly.

Phil laughed, “I think your skills are better suited with writing the card. I will handle the edible parts of the surprise.”

Melinda rolled her eyes but leaned up and gave Phil a loving kiss on the cheek before moving around to the other side of the island where several cards were sprawled out. There were two handmade cards from the kids, one handmade card that Phil made while helping the kids make theirs, and one nice, official card that would be from her and Phil.

When they had originally offered to watch her kids the night before Daisy’s birthday so that she could have a nice relaxing evening out with her husband, they hadn’t anticipated planning a mini surprise party for the next day. But then there’s Phil who always wants to go over the top to show their girl how much they love her and Melinda couldn’t say no.

The party wouldn’t be anything big but the kids had decorated the entire downstairs living area and the whole team would be coming over for a late birthday brunch. Phil was going to make her favorite meal, French toast, bacon and fruit salad, and they would round off the celebration with his notorious chocolate cake and raspberry filling.

Melinda sat for a moment just watching Phil decorate the cake with serious concentration. His brow was creased, and he was biting his lip as he finished piping the letters. He still somehow managed to always hum along to the music though. Melinda always thought he was the most handsome when he was focused in the kitchen. One thing she learned early on in their retirement was that her best friend and life partner was as equally talented in the kitchen as he was in the field. She couldn’t help but take time like this to just watch him be in his element. She tried to do that more now, take in the little moments and appreciate what she had. Phil was definitely one of those things.

Daisy was another one and that reminded her that she had a card to sign. She had already picked out a sweet card at the store for Daisy, she just needed to personalize it. She smiled looking down at it and remembered why she picked it in the first place. She spent twenty minutes looking through the ‘Birthday – Friends’ cards before accidently picking one up from the ‘Birthday – Daughter’ section. It was perfect. Despite the forward motion not sitting comfortably with Melinda, she knew the gesture would mean the world to Daisy. And it was the truth, Daisy was as close to her and Phil’s daughter as she could get. So, Melinda got the card. She added a line about how they were proud of her and loved her and finished it off by signing both of their names.

“One. Last. Thing. And it’s done! How does it look Mel?” Phil said, turning the cake so she could see it.

“Beautiful. She’s going to love it.”

Phil grinned, obviously pleased with himself. “I hope so. She deserves nothing but the best.”

Melinda rolled her eyes at Phil’s obvious sappiness.

“Did you finish the card? And wrapping her present?”

“Yes and yes,” Melinda replied. “Now clean up so we can go to bed. You know the kids will be up at the crack of dawn and you need your beauty sleep.”

Melinda smirked as Phil rolled his eyes.

“I’ll clean up but only after you come and dance with me.”

“You know I don’t dance.”

Phil grinned at her and walked over to her, grabbed both of her hands and pulled her to her feet. “That’s never stopped you from dancing with me before.”

Melinda smiled gently and leaned into his frame, resting her head on his chest. Phil guided them around the kitchen to the beat of the music. She was reminded that love had no bounds in moments like this. She had a husband she loved, a daughter she cherished, grandkids who made her feel loved, and a family of friends who she wouldn’t want to live without. Melinda May was finally at a point in her life where she felt like everything had fallen into place and she was happy.

“I love you, Mel. And I love the family we created,” Phil whispered, kissing her forehead.

“I love you, too. Now come to bed with me so that we can celebrate our girl tomorrow.”

“Aye aye captain. Your wish is my command.”

Melinda laughed, rolling her eyes. She had married a goofball, but he was her goofball. Their path here was a long twisted one, but he was her now and her forevermore and she wouldn’t change a thing.

[brekkingdown]

put on your shoes clowns, it’s time to clown again 🤡

@unrequited-ship i’m ready 😺

[daisybeewrites]

Would you write Philinda with I Want You by Mitski 👀

Congrats by the way!

1. thank youuuuuu!

2. i made this kinda angsty bc,, uh,, the song felt very sad idk i listened to it on repeat. i hope you enjoy! fic below the cut>>

I want you

I hold one card

That i can’t use

“May?” Daisy said, knocking gently. Melinda didn’t speak, staying curled on her side in her bed. She just needed a few days. She had watched him die, right next to her on that beach, and then she was alone. She just needed a few days. Didn’t they get that?

She couldn’t yell because they lost him, too. Daisy lost a father, Fitzsimmons lost a mentor, Mack lost a friend. He was the team’s heart, just like Fitzsimmons was the brain and Mack was their moral compass; Daisy and Elena were the fire and May was the muscle. The team worked as a family, a single unit of limbs and eyes and bones and blood.

But May?

May lost her love.

She just needed some time.

And it’s the end of the world

We’re starting over

May clapped her hands, signaling the end of training for that day. Piper circled the cadets up, leading them while May went to shower off. Today was four months. It felt impossible.

The team had decided to visit his grave in Wisconsin. They had decided it was time to move on.

Daisy and Simmons were about to leave for space. Mack was creating STRIKE teams for future missions, trying to recruit new scientists, and focusing on studying the anomalies popping up all over the globe. Elena was throwing herself into training, trying to ignore that Mack hadn’t come out of his office for weeks. May was helping Piper, Davis, and Daisy get mission-ready while Simmons spent time with Fitz’ mother in Scotland.

It had been four months since the world ended. It was time to move on.

I love you darling

And I am done, dear

Daisy leaned her head on May’s shoulder, wrapping an arm around her waist. May would never admit it, but she was okay with it. A hug sounded nice. It pained her that a hug from Daisy or Elena wouldn’t be enough, they didn’t deserve that. But there was really only one person who could make it better, and he was gone.

When Daisy and the rest had gone back to wait in the QJ, May stayed for a while. She didn’t speak, she didn’t really think, either. She just stayed. She was trying to let go.

Loving Phil was painful. The loss hurt, dug deep. It dug just as deep as all their laughs, their cups of tea, and their late nights doing paperwork in his office.

She missed his cologne, and his habit of collecting cool little trinkets, and the quilt he left at the Playground that was now most likely ash.

But she was letting go. Letting go of all of it. And it felt like losing the left side of her body.

You’re in the house

And I am here in the car

“I get nothing from him.”

It can't be him. It can’t be him. It can’t be him. He died.

May walked back up into the Zephyr, still confused. Where the hell were they? Why did she feel so… blank? Who was that imposter back there?

Daisy briefed her later that night. She caught her up with her own death and how Simmons brought her back. It was terrifying. It was eery and sent chills through her veins. All she remembered was being in Izel’s realm, coming back and saving the day, then Daisy bent over her. It was all fuzzy.

She knew he was somewhere on the Zephyr, probably getting briefed as well. But it wasn’t him.

I just need a quiet place

Where I can scream

How I love you

It was too much. There were screams. The room was spinning. Elena was calling her name from another room. When did everyone leave?

Elena grabbed May’s arm, spinning her around to face her.

“May!”

May snapped out of it, the riding bile in her throat replaced by a familiar constriction of her chest. Just nerves.

This was something she could breathe through. Her immediate want was a dark room, quiet. She wanted to walk into Coulson’s office, sit in his spin-chair and pull one of his jackets over her arms. May just wanted some peace.

She wanted Coulson.

I found you

I found the door

But when I stepped through there was no floor

He was right next to her, and she couldn’t feel him. He was joking, talking and laughing. Daisy called him ‘Dad’. He was spitting out niche history facts. He seemed normal.

All May needed was a hint of emotion. Not from some angry guy on the streets of New York, not from the drunks in the bar, not from a flirty General she’d seen projected on a wall before.

She let him go. She got him back. But this wasn’t right.

We’re starting over.

“How’s world-traveling going?” Daisy asked.

May watched Coulson respond, a small smile on his face. She laughed with Fitzsimmons, making a mental note to visit and give Alya those ice skates she had bought her. Mack and Elena left, May rolled her eyes at their obvious flirting. She knew Elena was with Piper and Davis right now. She was glad Mack had asked her to teach at the Academy. Honestly, her joints were starting to scream at her the more she sparred.

Then it was just Coulson and May and Daisy left. She didn’t know what to say. I miss you? I love you? See you when you’re back from space? Ask him to visit?

The last one sounded okay.

“If you’re ever in the area, stop by and give a lecture. The kids would love that.”

So would I.

May twisted the tech on her temple, taking her back to the Academy. She sighed. She missed everything they had been through, from picking up Skye to Puerto Rico to Ghost Rider (maybe she didn’t miss the framework so much…) to Tahiti. It all came back to Phil.

The world had ended, and they were all starting over.

[que-mint-tea]

I’ve said it before but i’ll say it again: Agents of Shield writers are too fucking good at their job.

So, like most of us after watching the AoS finale, I was big time sad. I loved it so much and there were so many good parts but..there’s just this weird feeling of dissappointment and almost confusion as to why they’ll never see each other again, why they split, why they’re all in the same room virtually but feel so far apart it actually hurts... They all got the happy endings they deserved and no one died but i just couldn’t shake this feeling of longing..?

Well guess what guys, that shit was intentional.

Like the writers said:

“No one we care for dies, but in some ways, there’s something almost more downbeat about an ending acknowledging the fact that even after world-altering events that forge permanent bonds, life just...goes on, in all its prosaic reality, the day-to-day intimacy that once existed an ever-more-distant memory. It may be an intentionally crafted sense of disappointment at the end of something meaningful—a solid approximation of the way most of us feel saying goodbye to a part of our life that meant something—but it still feels like disappointment.”

And when I read that I started crying because fucking damnit that’s poetic.

Because it’s SO TRUE.

It’s what life is, isn’t it? Making connections with people and places eventually to just leave it all behind. Somehow, someway, in the seeming span of 0.03 seconds our lives are changed and we’re surrounded by new people and that friend that was our bestie forever and ever is now just a contact on our phone, our childhood home is just some building we walk by on our way to work or class or wherever...and we’re new people. Better people, changed people, broken people.

(Echoing the words of our favourite Scottish genius:)

...We’re just different now and there’s nothing wrong with that.

And so are all the characters.

As much as I would have loved to see Philinda endgame and adorable MayDaisy bonding and Coulson giving Sousa the ‘if you hurt my daughter’ talk except it would probably turn into ‘if you hurt my daughter..well she’ll probably just quake your ass she’s badass but i’ll be by her side’ talk and the whole team on a quinjet flying off into the sunset...we already had that ending, remember? In Season 5.

As hard as it is, I suppose I have to accept that everyone’s changed. And now, having learned so much from each other and given all the lessons and love they can give, they have to take all those experiences and figure out where each of them fits in on their own.

Fuck it hurts. It really hurts seeing how awkward they all look sitting in those chairs in the VR meeting so far away from each other, no hugs, no drinks and laughs...just small talk. And what hurts more is seeing Daisy alone in that chair when the people she grew to call family fade with a flicker of code into thin air. But it’s so fitting too, so painfully nostalgic. Because with the press of a button she’s shaking it all off and exploring space with her dorky boyfriend, she’s teaching her sister how to be a S.H.I.E.L.D agent, she’s taking people who have nothing and no one anymore, and she’s slowly building a family of her own.

(Just like a certain someone had done for her, believed in her, allowed her see her worth some distant memories ago...)

And that, my fellow friends, is fucking beautiful.

Now excuse me while i go cry for a bit about all this

[lokigodofaces]

Philinda + dancing on a mission for the drabbles

Okay, so this is before AoS, when May starts dating Andrew. And Coulson is pining for her, but he just wants May to be happy. And if she's happy with someone else, that's great.

“Didn’t you dance at the Academy?” Coulson asks as the music starts. 

“I dropped that class. Turns out dancing isn’t really my thing,” May answers as she and Coulson begin to dance. Coulson twirls her, giving her a chance to examine the room. “Cameras on your 12 and 6.” 

“I don’t know, you seem pretty good at it. Guards posted at every door. How was the date you went on?” Despite how awful it is, part of Coulson almost wishes May isn’t into the civilian she’s gone on a few dates with. Fraternization with teammates is against S.H.I.E.L.D. policy, but Coulson can’t help but be attracted. 

“Really? Asking me about a date? While we’re undercover as dates?” May jokes. 

“I genuinely want to know how things are. I want things to work out for you.”

“He keeps asking questions I can’t answer. That’s what I get for dating a psychiatrist, but he backs off if I tell him I can’t say. Which is much better than the last one.” 

“The clingy one?”

“Yeah, he just had to know everything all the time,” May says, rolling her eyes. “Too pushy, even if I wasn’t an agent.”

“Sounds like it. But things are okay now?”

May nods. “Yeah. He’s a sweetheart.”

“I’m glad. You deserve this.”

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