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HEY SO APPARENTLY I NEVER POSTED THIS THING I MADE BACK IN 2023 TO TUMBLR
IM VERY SORRY BUT IM TOO HAPPY WITH THIS TO NOT POST IT
alt under the cut btw
#high hopes low rolls#god whens the last time i used that tag#malark dundragon#phil i know you follow my art blog i see you liking my stuff#i hope you enjoy this
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Parts so far: Intro (found on my main art blog) , Part 1
PART 2 - Strangers to Neighbors!
As we made our way down to the coastal cliffs at the edge of town, my mind wandered a bit. Who was that Phil guy, anyway? Why does he seem so familiar? Maybe I've seen him around the city; But I rarely remember a stranger's face..
"And here we are! Tadaaa!"
Isabelle said, making a grand showman's gesture at the towering house that stood before me.
"T-this is mine..? No way..!"
Isabelle nodded with a joyful smile.
"Yup! All yours! Here's the key- I'll let you do the honors!"
I plunged the key into the door's lock and walked inside of the house. While it was completely empty, it held a lot of potential of becoming the home of my dreams!
"Wow.. this is amazing.. a second floor, basement, a room to the left and right.. this place is awesome! The rooms are pretty spacious too which is nice-"
"I'm so glad you like it! The grand total is" 7,595,800 bells!"
My heart nearly stopped hearing her say that.
"Uhhh… come again? HOW much?!"
"Seven million, five hundred ninety fi-"
"I HEARD YOU JUST FINE!! But.. there's no way I'll be able to pay that off…"
I said, in an utterly defeated tone.
"Hey, it's not so bad! Like I said earlier, Tom Nook is really lax about this stuff. He's a good guy!"
I sighed, looking at the golden key that glimmered in my hand.
"Guess I'll just have to take things one day at a time, then! Worrying about all of it right now is just going to give me a heart attack."
Isabelle nodded in agreement.
"That's the spirit, Logan! If you look in the secret storage room- there's a bunch of furniture to start you off. A little worn- but perfectly usable for now!"
I opened the nearly seamless secret door in the wall that flipped around to reveal a secret room filled to the brim with furniture.
"This is awesome- I thought I was going to have to sleep on the floor!"
Isabelle shook her head.
"Noooo! Not at all! And hey- I can help you place some of the furniture to get you started! Getting that bed upstairs would be kind of hard for one person to do all on their own."
"That's.. really nice of you, Isabelle. Thank you!"
"It's no problem! How about I go and get a couple of the neighbors to help too? I'm sure they'd love to help out."
"Oh-er.."
Before I said anything she headed towards the door.
"Don't worry- I'll be back in a jiffy!"
I couldn't reason with her. I stayed inside the house and sat on the floor of the living room, placing my bags next to me. I pulled my knees up to my chest as my mind began to wander. I started to think about everything that's happened so far- but before I could totally get lost in thought, Phil, Kabuki, a lady besides Isabelle, and two other men entered my home.
"I brought the strongest people in town with me!"
"You already know me, Kid." Kabuki said, beaming a smile.
The two unknown men walked forward and introduced themselves.
"My name's Walker!!" "And mine's Nate!"
The other lady stepped forward as well.
"I'm Plucky! Nice to meet ya' mister mayor!"
Then Phil stepped forward. He placed his hand on his chest and theatrically spoke.
"And I just couldn't resist coming along to help decorate! ★"
I couldn't help but be moved by everyone's kindness. A smile danced across my face as a warm glow came from my heart, enveloping me. Is this what having a community feels like..?
Plucky, Nate, Kabuki, and Walker followed Phil's directions of where to place the furniture. Sometimes they would move things back and forth- seeing what looked best. As midnight approached, we finally finished decorating the house.
"My damn back..!"
Kabuki said with a groan as he wiped the sweat from his forehead. He gripped his lower back, slightly rubbing it.
"You should really be more careful, Kabuki."
Walker said looking concerned.
"You callin' me old or somethin'?!" Kabuki barked back at Walker, slightly shaking his fist at the young man.
"N-nono! Not at all! You're as young and spry as ever!" He said, stumbling over his words as he lied through his teeth.
"You're a really bad liar, Walker."
Said Nate obliviously as he rubbed his nose with a slight sniff.
"WELL HE WAS RIGHT! I may not be young but I'm in tip top sha- OWW!" He said as his words were stopped short from his sharp yelp. He seemed to be in a lot of pain.
"C'mon Mr. Kabuki, let's get ya home."
Plucky said, putting her hand on his back as she supported him.
"Alright… sounds good." He said with a sigh, quite exasperated. Despite admitting defeat, he was very grateful for Plucky's support and Walker's concern. I was surprised at everyone's teamwork and care towards one another. This was completely different than my life in the city. I think I'm starting to like it here.
"Well, thank you for coming out to help, everyone! Great job!" Isabelle announced joyously. Everyone let out a cheer at a night well spent helping move all of the furniture.
As everyone left, Isabelle spoke to me.
"Well, your home is impeccably decorated now! We'll discuss your other mayoral duties tomorrow!!"
I nodded and smiled.
"Thank you, Isabelle. I'd thank everyone else too but they all left, haha!"
"You can do that whenever, it's no big deal! Everyone here helps each other. It's just what we do!" She said with a bubbly, yet soft expression. She gave me a slight bow.
"Good night, Logan!"
"Night, Isabelle!" I replied, trying my best to not yawn. Isabelle left but Phil was still in the doorway.
"Hope you don't mind me being the last to leave! I just wanted to ask you what you think of the placement of everything~?"
He said with a slight hum in his voice. He was quite pleased with himself.
"I think it's wonderful, Phil. Thank you! You really have an eye for this sort of thing."
He nodded and gave a small theatrical bow, as he seems to always do.
"Well I am very knowledgeable on feng shui! It's one of the many art forms I have under my belt! ★"
It was incredible that he didn't seem to be tired at all. But to be fair, he wasn't doing heavy lifting. He paused, realizing he was overstaying his welcome at this point.
"O-oh would you look at the time..! Sorry for being such a blabbermouth- I can get carried away when I talk about my passions!" He said, looking quite embarrassed.
"Don't worry about it! I'm the same way about my interests..! But I'd better get to bed. Goodnight, Phil."
"Good night, Logan. I hope this is the start to a beautiful friendship!" He said as he made his exit, closing the door behind him. After he left I locked the door and turned off the lights, heading upstairs. I pulled down the blankets on the freshly made bed, flopping onto the mattress. My phone began to ring- it was my mom. I answered.
"Hey, ma."
I said, trying to not fall asleep on the spot.
"Hello, dear! How was the move? Did you get there okay?" she asked me.
"Yeah, I got here fine. Everyone seems really nice- I think I'm going to like it here."
"Oh I'm so glad you're making new friends~! You sound tired, though. I'll let you sleep. Good night, sweetie!"
"G'night, ma. Love you."
The phone beeps three times as she hangs up. I stare at the ceiling as I slowly lull into a deep sleep. But soon.. I find myself in a dream. I'm floating in a sea of blue hues that are surrounding me. The blueness glitters and morphs, shifting into different shades. I hear a voice call out to me, but I see no one.
"Sorry about placing the burden of being mayor on you- but I knew the next person to happen upon this place would be the proper one for the job." The voice said.
"Who are you..?" I asked. The voice that spoke to me was shifting as well. It was hard to make out a distinct voice.
"You'll probably never know the real answer to that- but I can tell you that today marks the start of a new journey for you. You're in for a treat, my friend!" The voice fades into the distance. I hear waves crashing.
"Wait- what do you mean..?!" I cry out into the nothingness; But the voice does not reply. My words are drowned out by the sound of the waves. It's as if my body starts ascending towards the surface towards a light. As I breach the surface of the deep blue, I wake up. It's a new day.
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can I just say that I am so incredibly happy to be along for the ride during this crazy time in the phandom rn and to be experiencing it with you all!! i’m always yapping about the same stuff but I genuinely can’t fathom the fact that i’m not still 15 years old and that I’m graduating university this year and I’ve been watching Dan and Phil for over 10 years now. witnessing them rise so quickly during the 2014-16 era was just so incredible, and even though I didn’t get to go to tatinof, getting tabinof as a gift was one of the highlights of my life tbh. it was so different then, I had thousands of followers on ig for posting shit edits and ranting about my middle school antics in captions and here I’m overjoyed to get a few notes on a post(thank u for 50 followers tho :p). i stopped posting on my instagram fan account around 2016 when I started high school bc life was busy and shit was starting to get real- I kept watching dnp, but I’d be lying if I said I was fully invested during all of ii- this is the time that I fell off a bit with the phandom and I was proud to see them continuing to do stuff on their own terms but was just so caught up with other stuff in my life I couldn’t focus on them as much anymore. however, if the past few months and starting this blog have shown me anything it’s how important community in fandom spaces is!!! i don’t know anyone personally in my life that watches dnp, and the only times that I’ve fallen off with watching them or haven’t been as excited about it is when I didn’t have people to yap about how much I love them with, even if it’s just online. i was just kind of over social media which is perfectly valid and I think you can 100% enjoy art without having to engage with online spaces, but having a space outside YouTube comment sections to share my thoughts, talk with people, see the art and things they’re making or thinking about dnp has allowed me to enjoy and be excited about their antics even more. I’m always yapping about how community relates to everything and I’m just so happy and grateful to still be apart of all of this!! another reason I felt constrained with being a part of phandom spaces is that I like to protect my anonymity online for several reasons and while that is perfectly valid and other people do it too, I felt kind of left out when people would post selfies and make friends on twit when I stopped sharing my name and other stuff but I feel like that’s been a little easier on tumblr. however I might have to drop that mask a little bc I would love to join a group of people going to the show this year!! anyways no one is reading this I’ve just been thinking, I love dnp and am so excited for everything that’s happening. tit 4ever <3
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I am a curious cat (and i survived so far) and love this type of stuff soo: What to expect here/I WILL yap about:
📚 Books:
• Carry On (literally saved me)
• Dark Rise and Capri
• the occasional dead author i happen to be obsessed with rn (Oscar Wilde and Kafka my roach boy)
• oh and I have recently become obsessed with Chuck Tingles Horror Novels (check them out, seriously)
• i also write, i am gonna publish something some day and you will see art of my characters on here
📺 Shows:
• mainly Star Trek (My faves are Data, Dax and Seven before you ask)
• Helluva Boss <3
• i do like everything gay from She-Ra to Ofmd, i probably watched all the queer culture classics and will occasionally post about them
🎮 GAMES:
• The Legend of Zelda, Link is the love of my life you gonna see his face a lot here
• If you know what Xenoblade is, I literally love you. I cant even begin to describe how important its to me. Fun fact my username is based on the Trinity-Processor from Xenoblade
• Ace Attorney has a special place in my heart, was my first fandom that i actively engaged in
• I also love The Elder Scrolls, almost never post anything about it though
🌍 Real World stuff:
• I like Dan and Phil on yt, occasionally post about them
• I love History and Astronomy, and read a lot of non-fiction about both topics, so you can expect some space talk on this blog
Yeah and besides that ... uhm i am a decent human being i think? I am not really gonna surprise you with some fucked up political opinion that you didnt expect from me atleast. Everyone who follows me, you are safe here.
I am mostly chill about stuff. I dont get angry easily unless youre like homophobic or racist or smth. I like everything creative and am mostly lost in my dreams, because i dont really like the real world. I dont really label myself, so you can go with whatever. Oh and english isnt my native language. Its important to me that yall know i am not american. I am offended by the very thought
I am a 2003 baby, so not a minor.
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new pinned post ig
welcome to our blog, co-run by a couple of fags :D
intros + interests below the cut
yo i'm mikey. i'm a bit of a namehoarder; i also used to go by crow on this blog so some of you might know me as that. if you ask for/call my by my other names i will explode /pos
i mainly use he/him and zhey/zem (basically they/them but with a z lol, dropping the h is also ok), but other neos are fine too. if we’re close, you can use it/its as well.
i'm really interested in science and am currently in a program at my school where i can conduct research with a college professor, so i'll probably end up both enthusing about that and plugging my survey at some point lmao
i also have a sleep token sideblog: @diamonds-in-the-trees
hey i’m frankie/jaime (feel free to use either i like them both equally), a trans fag punk boy. I use he/they pronouns and i am spiderman irl.
I'm also a huge fan of movies, really all genres, filmbro shit (ex. fight club, american psycho) horror (ex. sinister, dawn of the dead (og AND remake), lost boys, tbh there's too many to list), superhero (SPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMAN, blue beetle), any edgar wright movies, and whatever the fuck saltburn was. i also do art sometimes (my art sideblog is @weapon-of-choosing) and i would greatly appreciate it if you interacted with it
neither of us have a specific schedule for when we’ll be on but frankie is usually on around 9:00 pm -1:00 am pst. mikey is just on whenever he's bored, mostly afternoons (est) but don't be surprised to find me posting at 4am lol
trigger tags will be formatted as “tw x”; feel free to ask to tag something or let me know if i forget, which. happens a lot to be honest, so proceed with caution if there's something that's really distressing to you.
i'm honestly just generally bad at tagging things but i would like to try and organize stuff a little better lol, things you can expect to see include:
dan and phil
bands (twenty one pilots, fall out boy, my chem, ptv etc)
all for the game (just mikey)
spiderverse (just frankie)
frankies art
gay shit
mikey’s cat (currently tagged as ‘crow’s cat’; ill probably keep the tag that way)
random memes/shitposts
personal posts every once in a while (mostly mikey)
whatever else we want i guess
we don't have a specific dni for several reasons, but in addition to being fags, we’re also proud trannies and queers, so do with that information what you will. basically, if you’re a bigot/exclus/generally have bad vibes (or are just annoying lol), we’ll probably block you. special shoutout to terfs/tehms, fuck off our page k thx <3
finally, we are both minors; we’re personally ok interacting with people over 18 but if interacting with/following minors is an issue for anyone, feel free to block and move on, no hard feelings
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Hihihi,
welcome to my little corner of the internet where I like to ramble and doodle here. This post is just here to let people know what they’re getting to when they follow me :)
Main interests:
(Some stuff you will mainly see me talk about)
Qsmp (mainly watched Phil and Missa’s pov)
Stampy’s Lovely World
Alan Becker series
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
No Straight Roads
Splatoon series
Roblox Piggy (it’s complicated…)
A little bit of Fnaf
Stikbot figurines
Palm pal plushies
Rottmnt
Octonuats
This list may change over time.
Some blog rules
Just some standard stuff you need to know.
The ask box is open, just don’t ask weird/nsfw questions
When you go in there to ask, you can either ramble to me about something or it can be a question. Just refer to the first rule
I do take sketching requests, just don’t expect it to be done right away
I like shipping people, but please don’t shove the smutty stuff down my throat unless I say otherwise
I don’t tolerate incompetence here
Just please for the love of god be nice
Facts about me
Just some facts because why not?
My mascot’s name is Matthew
Matthew consumes about 1000 mangos per day.
My character is just based on my Roblox avatar (I have no sense of creativity when it comes to making ocs for myself)
Matthew and I are both messy eaters.
I use fire alpaca to draw on my laptop
I sometimes use ibis paint on my phone for quick doodles
Im obsessed with plushies
I have beef with the blur brush.
I prefer doing lineart over coloring
My art
Here some samples of my art :D
…And that’s about it!
Hope to see you stick around and have a wonderful rest of your day :D
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can you tell us what tags you use on the regularly? can be for anything, stuff you align with, laugh at, find cool etc etc
THANK YOU FOR ASKING I AM SO HAPPY !!!! HUGS YOU HUGS YOU HUGS Y
okay so I'm pretty bad at tagging things/having a tagging system, I had a blog back in 2016 (middle school) and I was so efficient at tagging my reblogged supernatural gifs, dan and phil clips, and voltron posting but when I lost access to that blog and made this new one I told myself not to take it as seriously (and somehow thought it'd be cringey if i was ultra organized?? which doesn't make sense and I'm still upset at myself for,,) SO for the first half of this blog I didn't tag anything I reblogged at all, I'd just go to town and go through tags I liked (mainly danganronpa) and reblogged infinitely. and I LOVE text shit-posts so it was a mix of everything I enjoyed and found funny
recently though I decided I want to be more organized about things I reblog, at least the main stuff. nagito komaeda is a character that my loved ones will have to pry out of my cold dead hands when i decease so i tag most things about him/art of him with just #nagito, similar to #hajime because they're the 2 characters i blog about the most, and of course the ship between them as #komahina -- I scroll through that one whenever I need comfort lols so having posts that I already love tagged as them on here is helpful for that.
if i see any general danganronpa art that isnt mainly nagito and/or hajime, ill add the #danganronpa/#dr2 tag (though not always)
((unfortunately since I got into that habit of not tagging ANYTHING when this blog started, half the time, I don't add tags even though I should. it's really more a vibes feeling, if I'm in a tagging-mood things will be tagged, and if I'm not then I don't))
i tag #taylor swift in case any of my followers want to mute posts about her since my main thing is dangan, and I know a lot of people dont like her. i also tag general other interests like #persona 5 and #sims 2 (the lore in this game goes CRAZY i cant even WHATEVER U GET IT)
i tag #suggestive for anything mildly NSFW again to help filter that content out for anyone uncomfortable seeing that
my #lisa tag is for my partner, anything that reminds me of her. tags like #ref are usually for posts that I want to re-read later or revisit, or anything that will be useful to me one day. sometimes ill see something interesting but dont have time to read it then and there so i reblog in a rush. #reminders is a recent one, it's for the same thing except more personal/more for me. and if i ever use #for me, it's essentially for the same.
ive started trying to use #lilyyaps for any post that I'm directly writing/shit-posting because I've never had a personalized tag for me yapping and posting (i was allergic to it until recently)
but yeah that's the extent of any "system" i have, all vibes no thoughts. nothing strict or crazy as u can tell. THANK you for asking though I really really appreciate the opportunity you handed me to yap <3<3
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↓ intro and about me stuff ↓
🩸"i know you well enough to know you never loved me"🩸
hi! internet name currently going by devil or whatevr else. im not picky. ancient (adult) med "student" / irl vampire / amateur coder / transsexual fagpunk / etc etc. my psych diagnoses take up half the page and im a lil physically disabled as well. my favorite color is red. if u want more info [click here to check my website]
💉5/22 • 🔪4/24
what u'll see here:
🫀primarily bandom posts- especially fob and mcr but occasionally others in the same vein. a side of tad as well. some rpf related posting but less so because i actually ship it and more so cus the art/community is cool.
🫀fair amount of politics and some rare discourse-ish type posts.
🫀lots of old web/tech nostalgia and 2000s emo/scene/goth aesthetic posts.
🫀more fucking bird posting than you'd ever expect given the rest of the blog. plus other animals and sometimes plants/fungi. seldom bugs cus i have a phobia but they do look cool sometimes.
🫀fandom content for things like: homestuck, the witcher, sdv, hannibal, dan and phil, dunmeshi, and more i cant think of rn. in a few other fandoms but you'll see them less often.
🫀not a "kink/nsfw blog" but i also post a lot of bdsm/kink awareness/history/etc type posts (and maybe some occasional general thirst stuff lol), so if ur uncomfortable with sex talk or leather daddies on ur feed, maybe dont be here lol.
birds I enjoy:
nightjar
fairywren
kingfisher
frogmouth
shrike
heron
tragopan
corvids as a whole
DMz: open to DMs, literally just start messaging like we've been friends for ages and i'll roll with it. send me that post you think is funny or that cool fanart you want to share. dont send me sexual shit or nudes (as in flirting or real images. i do in fact want to see that fanart of a hot sweaty nude bear). i do struggle with disorganized speech/thought so sometimes my messages are completely or partially incomprehensible. let me know and i can try to make the words work better, wont take it personal. i'm also largely nonsocial so i might go days/weeks without responding. it is nothing personal i'm just not talkative :3
no dni or anything. if you're a cunt i'll block you.
if i follow u despite violating ur dni either (1) i misread it/accidentally glossed over something, (2) found your content in a tag search and didn't think to look at your page, or (3) you had a lot of weird niche discourse-y things i didn't understand and i figured you'd just block me if you thought i was a sex freak pervert or too queer or something whatever. my bad.
#pinned post#self reference guide for my tags:#png#fob#mcr#tech stuff#dnp#hannibal#information#education#tad#come back to this
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Hello Tumblr! ➶
I thought I'd make a proper introductory post since I want to start actively using my blogs more, rather than just being a lurker. Despite being on this site for YEARS I've never really interacted with other users. I wanna change that!
So, hi! My professional name is Lillian RS, but you can call me Max or Lian. I'm a queer writer who likes to write queer stories (of course). At the time of writing this, I'm currently 21. I identify as genderqueer and genderfluid, and use they/he/she pronouns. I'm a bi grayromantic graysexual, but LOVE fictional romance and sex (when it's done well). Just don't touch me IRL for the love of the gods.
My art blog @lillianrs-art
My photography blog: @lillianrs-pics
My book series / writing blog: @multimagical
My whump blog: @whumping-valentine
My YouTube channel: Lillian R.S.
This blog is my main blog, so I'll have a bunch of miscellaneous stuff on here. If you wanna hear about writing and my book series specifically, check out my Multimagical blog! If you wanna see some personal photography and all of my character art, you know which ones to follow. Below the cut are some facts about me (which may be edited in the future) 👇🏻
Name: Lillian (Lian) // Pronouns: They/He/She
Age: 22 // Birthday: November 7th
Height: 4'11
INFP-T // Scorpio
Genderqueer / Genderfluid
Bi Greyromantic Greysexual
Mildly disabled though still very much disabled
My favorite colors are navy blue and sea green! :D
My native language is English 🇺🇸 // I know a good amount of French (learning on pause) 🇨🇵 // Currently learning Japanese 🇯🇵 (because I'll be going to Japan with my brother!)
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Likes
Writing, Musicals, The Ocean, Pirates, Clowns and Jesters, Circus Vibes, Theater Vibes, Rain and wild weather, Language learning, Daydreaming, Music, Collecting sea shells, Traveling, Digital art, Watercolor, Cloudy days, Autumn and Halloween, Cats, Butterflies and Moths, The moon, Enemies to Lovers, Lovers TO Enemies! W H U M P !!
Tortured characters (see above), Short, frail characters with scars, glasses, freckles, red hair, dark circles, and buck teeth >>>> All of those are technically considered imperfections but God damn it I fucking LOVE imperfections then!! I'm a slut for anyone who has all of those features. Or any of them.
Dislikes
Writing, Direct sunlight, Hot sunny days (though actually I'm coming to appreciate them recently!), My damn anxiety, My height (shortness is only good on OTHER people!!), Stink bugs, Cynical people, Cynical discourse, Drama, Cringe culture, Man I hate stink bugs.
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Favorite Media
Shows (Animated): My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, Gravity Falls, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Invader Zim, Helluva boss, Hazbin Hotel, The Amazing Digital Circus, Tangled the Series, The Owl House, Amphibia, She-ra Netflix reboot, Bojack Horseman, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra
Shows (Live-Action): Squid Game, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul
Movies: Coraline, Nimona, Wolfwalkers, Song of the Sea, How to Train your Dragon
Games: The Sims 4, Minecraft, Little Nightmares Franchise, Fran Bow, Little Misfortune, Sally Face, Slay the Princess, Vampire Survivors (HELP), How Fish is Made (specifically for the parasite musical because that changed my brain chemistry)
Youtubers: Dan and Phil, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Drew Gooden, Brandon Rogers, Nick Crowley, James Turner, Kitboga
Bands: Twenty one pilots, My Chemical Romance, Get Scared, Of Monsters and Men, The Crane Wives, Mother Mother
I'm also just a general enjoyer of fairytales and old stories. I'll enjoy any kind of adaptation of Brothers Grimm fairytales, or adaptations of stories like Alice in Wonderland.
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hello! i just found ur blog and omfg i’m in love with your writing style! may i pls have some soulmate au hc’s for a reader who’s an artist? (i’m indecisive so you can choose who the hcs are with!) so like (insert cc u write for here) has got paint stains on his hands and like assorted sketches and stuff on his skin all the time from his soulmate. ty so much!! :]
masterpiece | quackity
(gn reader, quackity is the loml, reader is so talented but v messy, chat teases q to no end, quackity is the biggest softie in the world but refuses to acknowledge it, plantain slander)
listen to: rainbow connection (cover) by sleeping at last
sweet quackity :((
it starts when he’s eighteen, and it happens like almost immediately
he got these splotches of purple on his hands and his mom was like ?? are u getting into fights ?? are you okay???
and q rlly doesn’t mind aside from the weird questions when the colors are a little too close to red or purple
but!! nowadays mostly you just sketch w a pen
it’s during your classes usually,,, ur an art history major and you need something to occupy your hands (which is actually why you started drawing in the first place)
so during the day quackity will acquire lil sketches of famous paintings,,, or sometimes originals,,, but they’re always washed off before the day is done
sometimes random art facts/theories/studies but he has no idea why someone would write him about van gogh’s use of color
*cue u aggressively scrubbing your skin in the shower bc you always forget how permanent the ink is*
quackity is sort of... hesitant when it comes to writing on his skin. esp with streaming, he’s scared that fans will react badly ,, that negative thought keeps him at bay most days
but sometimes he writes lil notes on his legs,,, where chat won’t see anything ,,,, and they’re always either rlly sweet or rlly weird
(hope ur having a good day)
(hey bestie :P )
(soulmate my beloved)
(will u be the howie mandel to my dr. phil)
that last one made you genuinely worried for your future
badly drawn picture of a duck holding a briefcase (this is me)
which confuses you but as he draws more, you begin to associate him with ducks, and sometimes the duck wears a tie, and sometimes a beanie, and one time he had a giant blue axe which kind of concerned you
but you digress
when you get stressed u finger paint
and it’s just a way to create chaos and feel the cold paint on your skin like idk it’s relaxing yknow :)
quackity is streaming
and he doesn’t realize what’s happening. he’s reacting to attaway general,, and he’s kind of invested
it’s only when he pauses it to make a point that he notices
and he tries to hide it but chat notices right away
panicked!quackity
it’s not that he doesn’t trust chat he just knows things can get negative quickly and he wants his space to be free of that
but someone donates “artist q?”
and quackity lets the joke run
he stands up and pulls the mic super close to his mouth
“i’m in my artist arc chat! nihachu watch out >.>”
“CHAT WE’RE POPPIN OFF I AM A PAINTER NOW I PAINT”
it’s literally so silly bc q knows that chat knows but they’re letting him do his bit
and later that night he checks twitter and artist q is trending, but quackity’s soulmate is also trending
it’s all mostly supportive, and there’s already some rlly endearing fan art of quackity with paint all over his hands
quackity private tweet: ❤️❤️❤️
and he gets a lil confidence boost after that
answers questions abt u on his alt
tells the story of his mom thinking he was getting into fights
“guys paula is still my number one and my soulmate will just have to understand that”
“we already agreed we would both reject each other for taylor swift chat it’s fine”
answers donos and doodles on his hand
which he can do now bc chat knows!!!!
(you’re so talented your honor)
(have you ever seen attaway general?)
(charli d’amelio is in it)
(charli d’amelio is in it shit dixie sorry)
and you’re like !!! it’s on my hand !!!! it’s not hidden at all !!!
this image is so endearing to me like you’ve got paint stains all over your hands and quackity’s scrawl is filling in the empty spaces like he didn’t want to interrupt your work
duck with a beret, a mustache, and a paintbrush (this is me now)
ik he is going to share the most mundane things in a way of showing his love
(i listened to this song the other day)
(i bought a literal plantain today those things are big as shit)
(update: not good :/)
(i’m writing lore)
(i have an exam tomorrow)
just :(( sweet quackity wants u to know every little detail abt his life bc he wants u to know him
and you reply when u can
(added to my playlist!)
(i like plantain chips but i’ve never had the fruit alone)
(rip buddy :/)
(lore? like fnaf?)
quackity finds out you know extensive fnaf lore and the two of you stay up arguing about which is worse: the bite of ‘87 or the bite of ‘83
both of your legs look like newspapers that night and it takes a lot of scrubbing to get all of those off
one day you’re painting smth and quackity randomly gives you his discord
(add me and we can watch game theory together and see who is right)
the two of you end up watching it and getting in call with each other
when you hear his voice it’s like everything falls into place
he fills in all the empty spaces,,, answers all the questions you didn’t realize you had,,,, and he’s so wonderful that you find yourself missing him dearly whenever he’s not on call with you
you join him in calls on his streams sometimes like for jackbox or when he’s cooking
“CHAT MY SOULMATE IS A CHICA KINNIE”
you stop joining him on calls on his stream /s
but chat loves you and always takes ur side over q’s
you get tons of followers on your art account and you even get to sell some of your paintings!!
ur new favorite colors to use are blue and yellow i don’t make the rules
but everyone starts to catch on and they find it really sweet
you catch up on quackity lore solely for him and declare yourself a c!quackity apologist
you’ve definitely retweeted the meme that’s like “if villain bad why hot”
when u guys meet quackity kisses your forehead :((((
when you
a drawing of two ducks holding hands (this is us)
thank you for the kind words and for requesting !!!
#quackity au#quackity fluff#quackity x reader#dsmp fluff#dsmp au#dsmp x reader#mcyt au#mcyt fluff#mcyt x reader
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MK-S: (Got me an account) You know, it’s funny, the (IRL) origins of Phil, way back about 48-72 hours ago. At first it was just a joke based off Gretchen having her tantrums in the Shield dimension, then a joke about the screaming coming out of Klarissa’s hat continuing after Gretchen left…but then I wanted to add one more punchline. I thought it would be funny to call it Phil. Not sure if abyranss’s “bigger hat” image came out first and if the “observing cosmic horrors” inspired me further or vice versa. But now we’ve got an unknown Eldritch abomination occasionally interacting with a familiar-turned witch baby, it lives in said witch’s hat, and we call it Phil.
I’d actually been planning prior to recommend that Klarissa could have a butler, maybe a familiar or something. But in this last batch of responses to Kechi, (anons, JunkoAnon, etc). I see a wave a creativity; A Clara doll humanoid form for Phil, possible origins as a familiar, even art. And this is where I, MK-S, bring forth the following proposal:
(Tosses formal tone out the window) You guys might not believe this, but I think I know how to incorporate basically all of that stuff, including my intent to keep Phil unknownable, into one combined idea. And since I’ve got the account now, and hopefully this all posts into the ask correctly on mobile, I’ll present it in a loose anthology format:…actually, that’s taking a while, so here’s a tldr/summary for when I don’t finish before I hit the hay:
The idea of Klarissa’s first familiar going into her hat, then eating leftover grief seeds until it can no longer get out I think serves as a good foundation. Could indeed be Walpy level…but this is where I insert the tragedy; an Eldritch entity comes upon the Familiar turned witch, a Clara Doll in a black suit, and consumes it. However, the Clara doll holds onto the idea of its mother, affectionately referred to as “Lady Klarissa” throughout its assimilation, with and pieces of it becoming a part of the entity’s newly formed consciousness. The idea of watching over “Lady Klarissa” endures into this Eldritch abomination’s mind, or at least occasionally watching over her. (So it sort of combines my idea of an existing Cosmic Horror being Phil, as well as a possible incorporation of JunkoAnon’s “first familiar” idea.)
As for the use of a Clara Doll body, I think it’s possible to combine that with the Butler idea I had never brought up; in the same way the image of Phil’s depiction had him coming out of a hat, the idea I have is the assimilated remains of the Clara Doll are restored but are also stretched and somewhat distorted. The black funeral clothes it once wore are now reformed into a butler uniform. And of course, Phil would be wearing Klarissa’s hat whenever he would manifest in this way, as this body is more the equivalent of a finger puppet, if you operated a finger puppet with a single eyelash. It likes to pretend it’s somewhat human with this…puppet, on the handful of (rare) occasions it comes out, but tends to avoid speaking; it has no desire for Lady Klarissa to bleed from every pore and for her blood to drip skyward.
Oh, and Phil actively keeps other cosmic entities away from the portal in Klarissa’s hat; Gretchen does a similar task in the portal of Homura’s shield, albeit unknowingly.
Vicsep7250, I don’t know how you do it, so props to you and all the io3 stories you’ve written here. Anyway, this has definitely been the most I’ve written for this in one go, and it almost resembles a blog post on its own. Sorry about that. But before I call it a night, I’d like to leave a section I did finish typing up on my phone: a “short” idea on when sleepwalking Nagisa MET Phil. (But before I do, I just want to say this has just been one possible interpretation of Phil; heck, I’m going to have fun with the knife wielding tentacle, but replacing “invented” with “summoned”, the box with Klarissa’s hat, the knife with the part of the knife Phil bit out, and imagining a cosmic horror beyond human comprehension going “Wwwhheeeeeee!”)
Here’s the short story (and I hope the formatting for this has been alright, not just here, but the entire ask: never done this before or on this app):
A visitor came from Lady Klarissa’s black star. Most peculiar. Not an invitee of its Lady. No, the Lady was wandering the dreamlands, that it could see for itself. But…how odd. The visitor before it was also amongst its Lady and her fellow dreamers…and yet stood before it, all the same. This visitor…this…intruder seemed unphased by the constant screams that came from the being’s many mouths and many more voices. The entity brought forth its many limbs, a thousand torsos, a million arms and tentacles, preparing to reduce the intruder into a smear upon the fabric of existence. The intruder manifested glyphs, in the language of Lady Klarissa’s mother. Irrelevant, and the being prepared the blow. The intruder manifested more glyphs, in the language of Lady Klarissa’s kind. A language it may have at one point known, but been long since buried in the endless sea of Eldritch Truths. It began to attack when the intruder manifested a third set of ruins in the language of-
It stopped mid-swing. Interesting; Even to a being such as itself, the newest writings…Ah, there was much to do. And a hunt! So long had it been since the last hunt. Before the old doll, before Lady Klarissa herself. Before her kind first learned to walk upon their little world. Yes, a hunt was in order. And the intruder, no, the Guest, would lead the way.
——-SEVERAL (EARTH-SIDE) HOURS LATER:
Madam Charlotte, or “Bebe” as she insisted, had been quite the hunter. To rip apart such ancient void dwellers with such ease, its presence was hardly needed. And yet…it couldn’t deny the existence of a sense of…satisfaction, in having participated. And how humble the Guest was, taking only a few of the finest cuts from some of her more…spectacular kills. Clearly, she had come for the thrill of the Hunt, rather than any true need to feed.
Much had been discussed with Bebe inside the timeless void. The manifestation of her written scripts and a few words of her rather…flat and stationary language. But it was enough for the entity to leave a small message once Bebe returned through Lady Klarissa’s black star with her cuts. The Witch had given her word that her own mother would prepare the alien meat into a fine meal for Lady Klarissa and company. It was coming to be time to part, as it could see Lady Klarissa preparing to leave the dreamscape, while the one known as Nagisa seemed to be waiting for Bebe to arrive to take her from the sleeping world. It helped pull the meat into the black star, bid farewell to the small hunter, and then etched a message, brief thought it was, to inform the Lady of the nights events, in the flat script of the Witches.
———-
…this is what happens when I get over the 500 character limit. Any other long posts will be more direct stories or compilations of mini ideas, like the kind I normally spam I mean…no that’s accurate, the kind I normally spam you with. Well, have a good day everyone!
That has to be one of the longest asks I've ever gotten but I love every bit of it honestly...
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Fri 19 March ‘21
Zach Sang’s 25 min of relaxing ASMR wait no I mean celebration of Zayn’s great talking voice wait NO I MEAN his ZAYN INTERVIEW (promised months ago then sadly postponed until NOW) is here!! Zach is such a good interviewer for these guys, you can tell he sincerely loves the music and he asks great respectful questions only, love it. And sure enough, this is a lovely interview and Zayn actually seems totally comfortable chatting and sharing his thoughts. They talk about lots of specifics about the songs on NIL; Zayn says NIL is his fave of his music and that he “tried to go a little deeper into my own personal things,” he said that he recorded the majority of the album at home in Pennsylvania and that yes, it is influenced by being there, that River Road especially is massively inspired by the locale and “I’ve got a very country vibe going on right now with the big beard and the nature, I’m enjoying it, it’s cool.” He says the cover painting is of “the blank expressions you might get when you’re speaking to somebody that’s not listening,” that “my teenage years were very different than I expected them to be and I learned a lot of things … to take things easy and at your own pace.” About Calamity that he often writes poems (zoems) and just takes lyrics out of them later, but friends voted he keep Calamity as is and go for it, that Sweat (the drums specifically) is an homage to Phil Collins, that he’s writing new stuff and will hopefully have something more out later this year, and Zach asks the pressing question we’ve all had: IS THAT A KAZOO ON CONNEXION? Disappointingly Zayn’s answer is only, I don’t really fuck with those fine details, that’s down to the producers. So no confirmation but also: it’s totally a kazoo. And finally this from Z: “I love music, it’s my solace. I love writing, I love being in the studio and being in that space, it’s something I love to do. I feel like as long as I’m alive it’s something I’ll do I’d like to be able to, I’d like people to remain interested for as long as I’m alive, I know that’s a long shot but it’s a long haul, we’re all trying to stay around for as long as we can.”
We got to see Liam today!! I’ve missed that sweet face! He recorded a little video while walking through a park (“on my way to the shops”) to show off his beautiful shaggy long hair and beard to say that he’s just surpassed 5 billion streams and a “humungous massive ginormous thank you to all you guys who are listening.”
Louis tweeted “a lot of these NFT projects are very interesting!” NFTs are unique digital things-- like normally anything online can be duplicated, unlike real objects, this way it can’t (it’s how crypto currency works), or rather: you CAN still copy stuff, just there’s a way to tell the original from the copy (of a copy). People are excited about this because it makes it possible to sell things that previously you couldn’t really charge money for (like unique digital art). The way it’s achieved is unfortunately via the massive and wasteful expenditure of resources though, it’s very bad for the environment; current bitcoin creation alone for example uses more resources than entire countries and the current NFT craze is racing to outdo that. Louis responded to a DM asking about that; “Louis are you aware the average NFT has a carbon footprint equivalent to more than a month’s electricity for a person living in the EU?” Louis says, “I’m aware and it’s something I’m looking to do differently if I do my own project,” then liked a tweet from a company addressing the issue: "Our carbon neutrality pledge is a step toward making NFT digital collectibles and the digital metaverse part of a green, environmentally friendly future.” IDK how realistic that is, but in any case Louis is aware of the issues and the fans’ concerns.
Anyway he also tweeted about football a bunch- because a former Doncaster player was picked for the England World Cup team!! Louis says the player “was at donny when I was training there. Top lad and top keeper,” and “he deserves every bit of success.” And in answer to queries, the official word from Louis’ merch site (responsive as ever, bless that twin) is that they do not plan to restock the album! No CDs! This is likely due to it having been put out by Syco, who no longer exist, but what does it mean in the long run? It’s a major release and I can’t imagine it simply going out of print forever, surely a reprint of some kind will be worked out?
What secrets was Niall hiding in his photodump yesterday? “What are you playing on the piano?” asks a follower, and Niall selected the tweet to, well not answer, but to draw attention to his failure to answer by simply replying with an eyes emoji, like a troll. Then he posted a picture of sunglasses on an electronic piano, but when asked again to spill what was up said only “a pair of sunglasses on a Wurlitzer.” But IS he trolling? “There’s nothing to know hahah it’s literally a pair of sunglasses on a piano!” he protests. He also tweeted “today is a good day!” which ALSO doesn’t tell us anything but you know what, Niall’s out there having a good time and good for him.
Lenny Kravitz tagged Harry in a throwback post of himself in a stunning look- “real men wear boas,” and the deuxmoi / Olivia’s PR team partnership rose to new levels of obviousness with the gossip blog using a supposed blind item about Olivia (you’d think she was royalty, the astonishing number of blind items they JUST HAPPEN to get) to announce a giveaway in partnership with a sponsor brand she is the face of. HARD eyeroll, imagine thinking that blog wasn’t get paaaaid, can’t relate.
#zayn#liam payne#louis tomlinson#niall horan#harry styles#well#not really#but sort of#19 mar 21#sam johnstone#zach sang#then youtube was like do you wanna watch zach's louis interview again?? and I was like YOU KNOW WHAT#the last five minutes or so of that interview are like some of my favorite louis content out there#I did rewatch just that bit
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♡ hi !!! this is my otome blog :o) my about and dni are under the cut ! please at least read my dni before following / interacting ♡
DNI:
♡ MINORS. even if you're 17, almost 18— i don't care. if you're under 18 years old, do not interact. my blog is generally sfw, but i share posts from a lot of people who aren't comfortable with minors interacting. also, if i ever post the occasional suggestive thing, i don't feel comfortable with minors interacting with it. please respect my boundaries and those of my friends. thank you.
♡ typical dni stuff (racists [this includes people who get pissy about artists of color drawing characters as nonwhite!!!], antisemites, ableists, trans/homophobes [this includes terfs and truscum/transmeds!!!], ace/aro exclusionists, etc.). of course i know these people aren’t going to respect boundaries, this point is more of a statement that i don’t want this on my blog and if you see anything like this on here let me know because i probably just didn’t realize the issue with it - but i’m always willing to learn
♡ proshippers/anti-antis/pedos and their apologists.
♡ people who ship irl people [for example, dni if you ship the youtubers dan and phil] [if you selfship with irl people and interact i probably just won't follow back or whatever. i don't mean in like a "celebrity crush" way, i mean like... post selfship content about irl people, if that makes sense.]
♡ adults who age up minors to ship with them, or anyone who makes nsfw content of minors
♡ this blog will generally be sfw, but if anything suggestive comes up it will be tagged as #suggestive or #nsfw [or "#nsfw text" if relevant]
♡ don’t interact if you have a problem with selfshipping or support cringe culture! i’m here to have fun! also this is an otome blog why are you here lmao
ABOUT ME:
⚝ hi! you can call me finn, olivia, or really any nickname lol. i'm also currently trying out the name milo so that works too. my main is @caladir
⚝ 21 (birthday feb 26)
⚝ they/he
⚝ white and tme
⚝ demisexual bi + genderfluid + polyam
⚝ i am incredibly strong and powerful
⚝ it is a-ok to use my art as a profile picture or things like that! just make sure to credit me somewhere, a link back to my blog (either here or @finiel works) :-)
⚝ feel free to ask me about anything i post on here, like my mcs or headcanons or ocs! i’m always willing to talk!!! especially if it’s about hnkna. please
⚝ this blog will probably be a lot of reblogging, but i’ll post my otome related art here as well! my general art blog is @ finiel if you’re interested in seeing more. i also have a general selfship blog, if you’re interested in seeing that dm me!
⚝ I AM CRITICAL OF ALL MY INTERESTS
⚝ if i ever post something gross here please feel free to dm me or send me an ask! however if you’re going to make accusations against someone (ie an anonymous ask saying “xyz is a p*do”) i’m going to need to see some kind of proof. i won’t just spread that shit about someone based on hearsay
⚝ if you ever need something tagged, send me a dm or an ask saying so and i will do my best to tag it. just a disclaimer though, if it's like instances of a certain word you need tagged, i'm not always the best at remembering to tag it, because my brain can just kind of skim over stuff like that. also please note that on this blog as well as my others, i will probably use the word "queer" in a reclaimed sense at some point, as it is how i refer to myself and my own complicated experience with gender and sexuality. if the thing you need tagged is something i post about untagged very often, it’s probably better if you just don’t follow
⚝ if you ever need something reformatted for accessibility, please let me know! i'm trying to get better at adding image ids to my art, so if you have any pointers or suggestions on how i might do it better, i would love to hear them.
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I was tagged by @wallofweird thank you and happy holidays. It took me time to do it because doing these games on cellphone is hard, i miss my laptop :(.
Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.
1. Name/Nickname: My name is Elizabeth but my close friends and family called me lizzy, i don't like when strangers call me lizzy.
2. Gender: female.
3. Star Sign: Aquarius.
4. Height: 5'3
5. Time: 3:15 am.
6. Birthday: 8/02/91
7. Favorite bands: Queen, The police, Spice girls, Pet Shop Boys, Nirvana.
8. Favorite solo artists: George Michael, Phil Collins, Elton John, Sting, Lady Gaga, Carly Rae Jepsen and Madonna.
9. Song stuck in my head: Paradise by Sade.
10. Last movie: Bohemian Rhapsody.
11. Last show: 911 and This is us, I miss my 911 family and The Pearsons.
12. When did I create this blog: I think it was in october 2012.
13. What do I post: I post everything i like, like my ships, cats, pink stuff because i love pink, dresses or fashion stuff, funny memes, things i agree with, rebbloging posts to help, about my fave movies or tv shows too well obviously everything that is part of me.
14. Last thing I googled: I was searching for some matte lipsticks.
15. Other blogs: I have a reylo blog with my gf called @drivenbyreylo is a blog about everything reylo our favorite ship.
16. Do I get asks: No
17. Why I choose my URL: Honestly i wanted to be 90's princess but someone else have it and i wanted something with 90's because i love 90's so i choose the stupidiest name under pressure XD.
18. Following: I can't see because i am doing it on phone but i think i follow like 4150 blogs.
19. Followers: 2032. Porn blogs blocked of course. but only like 8 people reblog and like my stuff of all them. thank you to them I love you guys, thank you for following me :D and knowing you reblog and like what i post.
20. Average hours of sleep: 5
21. Lucky number: 8
22. Instruments: None. I can't play any instrument I am terrible at it. No talent for music.
23. What I am wearing: my christmas pajamas.
24. Dream job: baking, cooking, making art, decorating or fashion design.
25. Dream trip: I want to go to Poland where my gf lives. I want to go to Tuscany so much.
26. Nationality: Mexican.
27. Favorite song: Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac
28: Last book read: Long ago since I read a book, now i read only reylo fanfics but the last book I read was Sylphide by my favorite writer Agata Julia Prosinska who is also my talented gf.
29. Top three fictional universes I'd like to live: definitely Harry potter universe but from books i have read are the hunger games or divergent, that kind of books and definitely i don't want to live in those universes but reality starts looking alike those :(.
I tag: @redbullmocktails @geekymoviemom @reyofsunlights @p0shspice @rosalind-loves-ben-and-rey @88ecto
@annalewis63 @winchaesters @babs-bunnie @spaceprincesolo @shamelessshipper88 @halfdust-halfdeity
And whoever want to do it is free to do it or not.
Happy holidays guys! :D
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DNI + About the Blog
Please DNI if you’re a mean person (exclusionist, MAP/supporter, TERF, transmed, whorephobic, polyphobic, gatekeeper, ship real people, etc.), ship inc3st or minors with adults, anti-sex worker/SWERF, or tcc (either one; if you’re simply interested in true crime that’s fine). Also, for personal reasons, please DNI if you are anti-yandere, antikin, or if your blog is focused on d.d.l/g, ag.epl*y, l/li, or similar kinks.
Here, I will be primarily reblogging Jacksepticeye and Markiplier things. This blog has over 8k followers, so is meant to be a place for creativity and creators to be boosted and shared. You are extremely encouraged to reblog creativity and follow the creators! There’s also going to be some Game Grumps, Crankgameplays, TWRP, and Dan and Phil. I’m also going to be reblogging any GoFundMes or similar things I see on my dash, with “boost”.
Shipping is tagged with #shippy stuff. Blood is tagged with #blood tw, knives with #knife tw, food with #food tw, and bugs with #bug tw. Other trigger tags are #scopophobia, #gore, #body horror, and #emetophobia. Though there are some old NSFW incorrect quotes, those are tagged with #NSFW text. If there is anything you’d like to be tagged, please let me know!
The only requirements for me to rb something are that it has to be a YouTuber I know and like (Jack, Mark, Game Grumps, and Ethan mostly), it has to be something creative (art, gif, edit, probably not writing too often because I don’t have a lot of time to read stuff), and it has to have under 750 notes at the time of queuing.
You are absolutely allowed to ask me to reblog your work. Please don’t feel narcissistic/undeserving/anxious! I won’t think of you that way at all, and I won’t tell anyone you asked. It’s normal to want your work, which you worked hard on and are proud of, to be seen and appreciated by more people. This community is lovely and wholesome and I know they’d love to have the chance to see your work.You can also just tag me (since I’ve seen some people already tagging accounts in their works) or submit, even anonymously if you wish.
Art tagged with #whatdidantidonow was based off one of the quotes on this blog.
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Dan’s Secret Tumblr
PG13, 1k
Summary: Phil secretly writes phanfic. Dan secretly reads it.
A/N: for the pff bingo fest! prompt was fandom au. shoutout to @flymetomanchester for betaing, here's my card, am I forgetting something probably
read more or on ao3
Dan had just assumed his browsing position on their horrifically deformed sofa when Phil flopped down beside him. “Whatcha doing?” Phil asked, cuddling up to him.
Dan wished Phil knew what it did to him when Phil touched him like that, but on the other hand, he didn’t. Some things just weren’t worth ruining five year friendships over.
“Well, I was planning to scroll through tumblr for six hours before falling asleep, but I’m open to other plans,” Dan said.
“Sounds good to me. Takeaway for dinner then?”
“Unless you had plans to cook,” Dan said, mindlessly opening a new browser window and logging into the tumblr account he used when he didn’t feel like broadcasting everything he liked or reblogged to thousands of people.
“Not really,” Phil said. “What do you feel like?”
“Whatever, just get whatever sounds good to you,” Dan said, already absorbed in his dash.
“You always say that and then you complain when I do that,” Phil said.
“No I don’t,” Dan protested.
“Yes, you do.”
“Well, I won’t this time, okay?”
“If you say so,” Phil said skeptically.
“I do.”
“Okay then, I’ll order,” said Phil.
���Good,” Dan said, redirecting his attention to his tumblr dashboard. He let himself get lost in the endless scroll of memes and fandom posts interspersed with insanely long rants about social justice, occasionally conscious of Phil’s glance over his shoulder.
He followed quite a few of his fan’s blogs. Maybe it made him self absorbed, and looking at ship art of him and his best friend was probably a terrible way to deal with his pent up romantic feelings, but Dan couldn’t bring himself to care. He knew Phil wasn’t as comfortable with the shipping as he was, though, so when he clicked on one of his favorite fan blogs he tilted his laptop away ever so slightly.
Weirdly, Phil’s glance over his shoulder turned to a steady gaze.
“I know you don’t like shipping blogs,” Dan said.
“I don’t.”
“Then why are you looking?”
“That’s weird,” said Phil. “You shouldn’t be looking at it.”
“Come on, Phil. Neither of us have a problem with our fandom. Why are you being so weird about it?”
“I don’t care if people do it, but it’s weird to look at. They didn’t make their blogs thinking we’d be looking at it, and if that person knew you were they’d probably be upset about it.”
Dan rolled his eyes. “Come on, Phil. They’d probably be thrilled.”
“You don’t know that,” Phil insisted.
“You don’t either. Besides, I’m not interacting with my official tumblr. They don’t know it’s me. I could follow them and send them a million asks and they still wouldn't know it was me.”
“It’s weird,” Phil said. “Just let our fans have their own space. Besides, you probably don’t want to see what they have to say, anyway.”
“I read fanfic sometimes,” Dan said, defensively.
“About us?” Phil said. “Isn’t that a bit weird?”
“I didn’t say it was about us,” Dan said. “There’s stuff that’s written about you and me that isn’t about us being in love or whatever.”
“Whatever. I just think you should leave them alone,” Phil said.
“Why do you care so much?” Dan said, opening the blog’s ask box. Normally he wouldn’t antagonize Phil like this, but Phil was being weird, Dan was hungry, and he didn’t want to deal with it.
“Seriously, just leave,” Phil said, sounding almost anxious.
“No,” Dan said, tilting his laptop screen away so Phil couldn’t see it and typing a message into the ask box. He pressed send.
Phil’s phone buzzed.
Dan stared at Phil. Phil wouldn’t look back. He was staring at the ground, his skin red and patchy.
“That’s, uh. That’s probably my mum or something,” he mumbled, fishing his phone out of his pockets. “Yeah, she just wanted to know if-”
“Phil. Is that your blog?”
“What? No. Why would I run a fanfiction blog about the two of us? That would be-”
“I never said it posted fanfiction.”
“Don’t they all?” Phil asked weakly.
“No,” Dan said.
“You seem to know a lot about our fandom.”
“Stop changing the subject,” Dan said, grabbing for Phil’s phone.
Phil scrambled back, clutching it to his chest. Dan grabbed it anyway.
The notification was not a text from Phil’s mum. It was an ask sent to him on tumblr. Dan knew for a fact that Phil’s ask box on his official tumblr was disabled, and even if it wasn’t: it was the ask Dan had just sent.
“Phil. It’s fine. I’m not mad.”
Phil had stopped looking red now and was just looking pale. “I can explain.”
Dan stared. “Honestly, mate, you look like you’re on the verge of death. Maybe you’d better not. It’s not that big of a deal.”
“No,” Phil insisted. “We need to talk about this.”
“Okay,” Dan said skeptically.
Phil took a deep breath. “When we first met- Dan, I- I really liked you.”
Dan’s head was spinning. “You liked me?”
Phil nodded. “But I didn’t want to- I wasn’t sure if you-” The doorbell cut Phil off.
Phil sucked in his breath. “It’s probably the food. I’ll go get that.”
“No, Phil- I liked you too. It’s just, you were so much older than me, and so much cooler, and-” The doorbell rang again. “I guess you really should go get that.”
“Yeah. Probably.” Phil hesitated. “Did you mean it when you said-”
“Yes, now get our food before the delivery man decides we’re not coming.”
“Right,” Phil said, stumbling for the door. “Uh, I’ll go do that.”
Dan moved to the kitchen and sat down, struggling to process what just happened. Phil liked him. Phil, his best friend liked him. Phil, his best friend who he’d secretly liked for five years, liked him.
It wasn’t real. There was no way it was real. It was a prank, or a dream, or something.
Phil came back with the food, setting it on the counter and sitting down.
“I still have a lot of questions,” Dan said.
“Me too,” Phil said.
“But mostly,” Dan said, wrinkling his nose, “Phil, why did you order Chinese?”
Phil laughed. “You said to get whatever.”
“Yeah, but you know that when I say that I don’t mean it,” Dan said, unpacking his box and grabbing his chopsticks.
“Shut up, Howell. I ordered Chinese. You’re eating Chinese.”
“Fuck you.” Dan started eating.
“Maybe later,” Phil said.
Dan choked.
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