#phew. as soon as work was over i rushed here to write this propaganda

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

Looks like it's tieswiip propaganda time!! *cracks knuckles*

So, first things first, Matt and Lucía are canonically best friends! They would vote for each other!

It isn't just the Friend Connection game -- both of them are champions of their respective sports, both have the same favourite colour (orange), both are in the toughest difficulty class of Wii Party, and they even play on the same basketball team. They're a power couple.

Matt is currently (understandably) winning the poll, so in order to obtain a tieswiip, you gotta vote for Lucía. "Why on earth would I do that?" I hear you ask. "Matt is iconic! What has Lucía done that would possibly convince me to vote for her over THE Matt Mii?"

Well, ask no longer! Rest assured that Lucía is just as iconic as Matt, and I will prove it!

Matt's legendary status arose from him being the champion of two different sports: boxing and swordplay. (Three different modes of swordplay, in fact.) That's quite a feat! No other mii has been champion at more than one sport at a time! And he isn't easy to beat at any of these. However, he is still perfectly beatable to the average Wii Sports player. A challenge, to be sure, but actually doable.

Lucía, on the other hand...

Don't let that cute knife cat face fool you. As you can see above, she is the table tennis champion. And she is significantly harder to beat than Matt. When I say "significantly", what I mean is "if it took you 2 days to beat Matt, it would take you TWO MONTHS to beat Lucía". That's the level I'm talking about. And no, I'm not exaggerating. Her difficulty is so extreme that even the Wii Sports wiki used to mention it at one point.

Matt is not the god of Wii Sports. He is not the supreme deity of Wuhu Island. That title belongs to LUCÍA. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW INFURIATING IT IS TO PLAY AGAINST HER, AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND SHE KEEPS WINNING!!! SHE'S SO FREAKING GOOD AT TABLE TENNIS IT MAKES ME ANGRY, I'M GOING TO THROW MY WIIMOTE OUT OF THE WINDOW, MATT HAS NOTHING ON HER, SHE HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES--

Um, anyway...

Aside from being literally Satan, she's pretty cute! Look at her! Isn't she adorable?

Other random things: she's ambidextrous, Spanish, very good at cycling, and when you finally claw your way out of hell and manage to defeat her at table tennis, ending her reign of terror over the island, you unlock the ability to play using a hotel slipper as your racket. I think that's pretty neat.

In conclusion, vote for Lucía so that we can get a tieswiip, because that's what both she and Matt would want

ROUND 1B: MATT (Nintendo, Sports) vs LUCÍA (Nintendo, Sports)

man i genuinely feel bad they have the best friendship :( i think they would find this fun though