#mii things

[meowsticmarvels]

blasts you with the streetpass mii plaza home menu jingle

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

i was trying to make matt from wii sports but you know what, i'm happy with this one

[phvntomess]

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

Looks like it's tieswiip propaganda time!! *cracks knuckles*

So, first things first, Matt and Lucía are canonically best friends! They would vote for each other!

It isn't just the Friend Connection game -- both of them are champions of their respective sports, both have the same favourite colour (orange), both are in the toughest difficulty class of Wii Party, and they even play on the same basketball team. They're a power couple.

Matt is currently (understandably) winning the poll, so in order to obtain a tieswiip, you gotta vote for Lucía. "Why on earth would I do that?" I hear you ask. "Matt is iconic! What has Lucía done that would possibly convince me to vote for her over THE Matt Mii?"

Well, ask no longer! Rest assured that Lucía is just as iconic as Matt, and I will prove it!

Matt's legendary status arose from him being the champion of two different sports: boxing and swordplay. (Three different modes of swordplay, in fact.) That's quite a feat! No other mii has been champion at more than one sport at a time! And he isn't easy to beat at any of these. However, he is still perfectly beatable to the average Wii Sports player. A challenge, to be sure, but actually doable.

Lucía, on the other hand...

Don't let that cute knife cat face fool you. As you can see above, she is the table tennis champion. And she is significantly harder to beat than Matt. When I say "significantly", what I mean is "if it took you 2 days to beat Matt, it would take you TWO MONTHS to beat Lucía". That's the level I'm talking about. And no, I'm not exaggerating. Her difficulty is so extreme that even the Wii Sports wiki used to mention it at one point.

Matt is not the god of Wii Sports. He is not the supreme deity of Wuhu Island. That title belongs to LUCÍA. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW INFURIATING IT IS TO PLAY AGAINST HER, AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND SHE KEEPS WINNING!!! SHE'S SO FREAKING GOOD AT TABLE TENNIS IT MAKES ME ANGRY, I'M GOING TO THROW MY WIIMOTE OUT OF THE WINDOW, MATT HAS NOTHING ON HER, SHE HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES--

Um, anyway...

Aside from being literally Satan, she's pretty cute! Look at her! Isn't she adorable?

Other random things: she's ambidextrous, Spanish, very good at cycling, and when you finally claw your way out of hell and manage to defeat her at table tennis, ending her reign of terror over the island, you unlock the ability to play using a hotel slipper as your racket. I think that's pretty neat.

In conclusion, vote for Lucía so that we can get a tieswiip, because that's what both she and Matt would want

ROUND 1B: MATT (Nintendo, Sports) vs LUCÍA (Nintendo, Sports)

man i genuinely feel bad they have the best friendship :( i think they would find this fun though

[diginuisance]

obviously i have seen this screenshot many times before but i just looked at it, like really looked at it, and laughed for 3 minutes straight. i can't believe she's shaped like that

[clowninground]

I must materialize from my eternal void to say I've made a snurp. More will appear. Behold my son

[lavendermin]

going to be real ive been imagining jing yuan and kindergarten teacher doing it before the misconception gets cleared up so mid sex it’s just like “we should stop i don’t want to hurt you especially when you’re having a baby or ruin your relationship with your partner ” “im having a WHAT???”

anon… anon when I catch you 🫵 we share the same braincells truly. This similar concept is in the outline as a potential point of conflict that adds fuel to the fire and now I’m considering keeping it in the final fic still bc ugh. The fine line of being morally grey with already having feelings for each other and thinking both are taken but not being able to resist lingering touches and heightening sexual tension… GOD…

cw | cheating (but not really), nsfw, mdni, pregnancy mention

Finally crossing the line because he’s so nice and kind and hot… and honestly you feel the back of your neck getting warmer when you also think back to how your eyes have wandered elsewhere and that man is definitely packing. To put it lightly.

Aged like a fine wine, truly.

And Jing Yuan equally thinks your partner is not a good match with the amount of times you’ve expressed you would eventually love kids of your own. They’re probably infertile at this point—he has to assume that much. Why wouldn’t your partner give you a child if that’s what you wanted? And he can hardly even feel bad when he’s balls deep inside of you in a guest room you two stumble into at his company’s year-end dinner hosted at a rented estate.

Both your actions betray your words as his hips continue to grind into your wet heat and your nails claw at his back, urging him deeper. He’s a little breathless as he suggests you two should stop, he’s getting close and as much as he would love to creampie you he thinks that might be too far. What if your partner finds out, and your pregnancy, and—

You come hard as he’s breathlessly airing out his concerns and kissing your jaw down to your shoulder. So hard you have to take a minute to get your senses back in order, voice hoarse from how badly he wrecked you. Did you… hear that right? What?

“I’m not pregnant. I– Who told you that?” It comes out as a breathless whisper, throat parched.

You’re too fucked out to even process the part about him assuming you have partner.

Don’t get your news and facts from kindergarteners, folks.

[imagination-phantom]

Day 13! Mummy!

Ever go on an Epic Sea Grunkle adventure to find the allusive mummy in some old ruins and you find it and it’s just this little fella?

[littlemissbuttbutt]

[respectthepetty]

First episode of Call Me by No-Name, and I have color-coded girls . . . in a situationship (that has unlocked a new kink).

@avorbl wrote some good thoughts that started my train of thought about the girls' color dynamic, but I want to laser in on the lighting component as well.

Because there is a major barrier between them, and on one side, we have light, and the other side we have darkness.

Megumi is light and represented by warm colors.

No-Name is dark and represented by cool colors.

Megumi is an angel, and No-Name is, well, trash.

However these is a sweet spot on the color wheel involving hues of purple.

And I think that's where these two will reside.

Because right now, Megumi is innocent. She doesn't lie; therefore, there is an emphasis on her light and her entire face.

While Ms. No-Name is all eyes and darkness.

During this scene, her mouth is obscured behind the books several times as she continues to keep secrets about herself. Also, the first name she gave came from a book, One Thousand and One Nights.

But the angel is all face with no secrets to hide.

After Megumi brought No-Name in, she stated it was odd letting a person into her apartment without knowing her name, and No-Name responded that it was more odd that she even let a stranger into her apartment in the first place. Dark vs. Light.

Megumi doesn't even see the danger that No-Name poses with her dark nail polish.

And yet she allows No-Name to sleep in the bed with her only to wake up to her on top of her. She flips the positions, and changes the dynamic. Light on top, dark on bottom.

She leaves the bed and seeks out light in the form of a video game.

While No-Name, after complaining about the light, covers her eyes and fades into darkness.

They are beginning to exist in that purple sweet spot.

When they first kissed, it was a tiny box of light surrounded by darkness.

Because I don't think this is simply a story of Megumi being No-Name's light, but of No-Name seeing the light in herself through her connection with Megumi.

Sweet Megumi let a stranger in her apartment and bed, so No-Name isn't the only one who needs to find a balance within herself.

Therefore I'm thinking we are heading to a Purple Pair not for solely love purposes but because both girls need a bit of light and darkness within themselves.

They gotta find the sweet spot.

[tinyangrynerd]

Inspired by this post. This has been sitting in my mind for a while and i finally got around to drawing it

[hazmatmaid]

Spamtober 10 - YEARS INSIDE THE RING!

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[soundleer]

friendly reminder!! human art—mii art, in this case—is infinitely better!!! 💜🫶✏

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still ver:

[emewtselch]

new oc! fennec person! nameis ...RIHANNON made in collaboration

[game-on-comics]

Hi Elisa! How is it like being the vice-champion of boxing, being second best to Matt?

[surlifen]

surli classic: teal and orange monkey with summer aesthetic FINALLY some personal furry art

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