#phelps Friday

[queen-daya]

Song of the Day-Phelps Friday (3/3/23)

“End of the Beginning” by David Phelps

Reblog or Comment If You Listened To It

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@dragon-install-activate

How I see pre-game Bonnie and Philip

[trinitythewolf]

ICE CREAM

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

Philip

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[queen-daya]

Song of the Day-Phelps Phriday (3/17/23)

“Victory in Jesus” by David Phelps (feat. Callie Phelps)

Reblog or Comment if you listened to it

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@dragon-install-activate

Bonnie, Giles, Philip and Joseph

[miraofhearts2point0]

sorry something i dont get is why is every other piece of Travis fanart holding a rosary when the Devourers of God is clearly based on American evangelicalism, not Catholicism. but ignoring the cult stuff for a moment, if Trav would grow up in any denomination of Christianity, it'd 100% be conservative Evangelical Christianity; or at least, heavily inspired by said branch.

his "sinful" THOUGHTS abt Sal makes more sense from a protestant household when most branches dont believe in the absolution of confession and are more focused on being perfect at all times, because there is no true absolution with a priest like there is in Catholicism.

Catholics don't believe having sinful (using that word very loosely here since we're talking about gay people..and im also queer) thoughts are as bad as actually acting on them; Evangelicalism treats them with about the same sense of severity.

also, Travis' FATHER is a PREACHER; something that cannot happen in Catholicism, since priests must remain celibate. the commentary on conservative Christianity as a whole is still there, but it's def more focused on protestantism.

(Fundie Friday's has a great video about them, go check it out!!)

like even on the wiki for Kenneth, it's stated that he might've been based on Fred Phelps, aka the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, which is basically a cult. like fr.

in any case, if you project onto him bc of your own trauma involving Catholicism, that's totally fine, and i'm not one to judge! i just find if very funny that people will ignore the clear subtext in favor of a more preferable and normalized aspect of religious trauma just because of their own feelings on Catholicism specifically, even if someone didn't even grow up in the Church.

note that i am a practicing Catholic, so this might come off as more biased, but the whole thing is so facinating to me. i get where the misconceptions come from since Catholicism has more cult-y aesthetics similar to the DOG, but they are nowhere close to the same please look into protestantism im begging!!

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@dragon-install-activate, @awesomegamer1

Y'all know who I'm talkin' about.

[beccawise7]

Welcome to Fuckarooni Friday where we share nonsensical tidbits to get you through your day...😂

1) The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night. (Really? You men need to weigh in on this. This seems high to me.) 😂

2) Upper Paleolithic art dating back 30,000 years depicts people using dildos to pleasure themselves and others. That means mankind invented sex toys long before the wheel.🙌

3) According to the Kinsey Institute, the average speed of sperm during ejaculation is 28 mph. (23.3 mph faster than Michael Phelps swims. 😳)

4) Men who help with housework also tend to have more sex. (Makes sense.😂)

5) Spotted hyenas give birth through their clitoris. (Random and terrifying.😂)

[nosku]

HARRY POTTER AND CAST MASTERLIST

《key:♡-fluff ♤-angst ♧-smut ●-dark filthy smut》

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note:the smuts and dark smuts are very very VERY unholy so plz be warned

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*btw some of these don't have summary bc I'm lazy lmao*

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harry potter:

together《♡》

smile《♡》

daniel Radcliffe:

wedding day《♡》

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fred:

punishment 《♧●》

kitchen sex《♧》

James phelps:

wish I were Heather《♤》

your jealous of his wife

my girl《♡》

your only his

you《♧》

whith you《♡》

we dated in 2004《♡》

why I love you?《♡》

James ver.

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George:

bunny《♧》

forever《♡》

oliver phelps:

my world《♡》

yea《♧》

why I love you?《♡》

(oliver ver.)

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weasley twins:

our whore《♧●》

cockslut《♧》

car sex《♧》

(car sex with the twins *muggle AU*)

shameless《♧》

treat me like a toy《♧●》

hostage《♧●》

(the twins helds u hostage as there fucktoy *muggle AU*)

hostage pt.2 《♧●●》

(you try to runaway but.. *muggle AU*)

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draco:

run rabbit 《♤》

draco humiliates you infront of everyone

run rabbit pt.2 《♤》

your tired of draco torturing you

Tom Felton:

don't let it bother u《♤♡》

never gonna let go《♤》

Tom Is scared your gonna leave him

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cho chang:

I love you《♡》

you and me 《♡♧》

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Angelina jhonson:

mommy 《♧●》

bad 《♧》

dancing in the moonlight《♡》

you belong to me 《♧●》

Tiana Benjamin:

Friday night《♡》

my baby《♡♧》

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MORE COMING SOON......

[pansysgothgf]

Fuck it Friday!

Tagged by @inell ! Thank you so much 🤩🤩

I’m still working away at my Whumptober prompts, but here’s an excerpt from the My Brother’s Keeper sequel! Tsunami edition :)

Buck had always been a good swimmer. He had strong lungs, and it was one of the few sports his parents approved of. Not a lot of people broke their bones swimming.

(He’d almost drowned, once, when he was 17 at a swim meet. He’d gotten a leg cramp and panicked, one of his coaches had to jump in with him, pull him out and help him throw up lungfulls of chlorinated pool water. Coach Krause had called his parents to tell them when Buck was put into an ambulance, but they still refused to go to the hospital. They’d been visiting Dan at his first stint in rehab and didn’t want to make the drive back to Hershey just for Buck being silly, as they put it. Buck’s coach had brought him home that night, let Buck stay in his guest room for the next week while his parents were out of town, Mrs. Krause doting on him every second. It was the nicest week he’d had that year.)

Buck’s a strong swimmer, but no one’s strong enough for a tsunami, not really. Not Buck or Micheal Phelps or any of the other SEALS Buck knew. No, this was a different beast.

Flipping, churning, getting pelted with debris and water moving fast enough it could’ve been brick, Buck’s only thought was Christopher. The kid was still out there, in this water, alone.

Tagging @namjuwun and anyone else who might like to participate :)

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

I want kiss: Bonnie

I want to dead: Philip

I want to eat this fresh-baked bread: Giles

New alignment chart

based on that one post that I’m too lazy to dig up right now

[allthecanadianpolitics]

A B.C. councillor is proposing a new way for cities to assess traffic fines.

Saanich councillor Teale Phelps Bondaroff is proposing that fines should be based on how much money a person makes rather than just a flat rate.

“So if you fail to yield for a pedestrian, you get a $121 ticket,” Bondaroff told Focus BC Friday. “Failing to yield to a bus is a $368 ticket. There’s two problems with these fines. The first is that they disproportionately punish people with lower incomes. And the second aspect is they fail to adequately serve as a deterrent to the extra wealthy.”

He said a similar system has already been adopted in countries such as Finland, Denmark, Germany, Sweden, Austria, France and Switzerland. [...]

“And they decide that half of your day, you know, you’re spending money for the day is an adequate amount to deprive someone else, and then they multiply that by number of days based on the severity of the crime,” he added.

“If someone is very wealthy, a $100 ticket does nothing to deter their behavior. You know, that’s a cost of a bottle of dinner with wine. If you get a $368 fine, that’s the difference for someone between paying rent that month. But it’s also an expensive Coach bag. This is a system that’s been adopted around the world and it works. You’ll see very wealthy people getting fines that actually serve as a deterrent.” [...]

Continue Reading.

Tagging: @politicsofcanada

[queen-daya]

Song of the Day- Phelps Phriday (3/10/23)

“Nessun Dorma” by David Phelps

Reblog or Comment If You Listened To It

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@dragon-install-activate found this and immediately thought of Philip and Joseph (they have a father-son-ish dynamic in my head)

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@bullshit-blazing-activate Me w/ the Downbeat gang