#phallic need

[hangingoffence]

jason causes havoc and mass murder while wearing the bat symbol<3

[varilien]

given that i've ran this blog for as many years now i think i should get much credit for this being what, only the third dick joke i've ever made here hdfkhkj

anyways. there's this point in the story where vash and wolfwood have to go their separate ways for a while, but neither of them are dealing with it particularly well

(image id below the cut since it's a longer one)

[image ID: a rough, doodley 5 panel digital comic of vash and meryl from trigun, but from my leaden skies au where they've both been lightly redesigned to fit into the setting of monster hunter. vash is a wyverian with long pointed ears, wearing a red coat with gold trim and buttons. meryl is a human wearing a beret as seen on other guild girls, but her all-white outfit is a practical two-piece blouse and shorts set. the whole comic is comprised of warm colors, orange and yellow and dark purple

panel 1: vash sitting in the foreground at a brown desk covered in candles and books, with a book opened in front of him that he flips through with a bored expression and his cheek resting against his hand. he appears to be in a library, lit by candles on dark grey chandeliers hung from the ceiling. meryl is in the background stretching up to reach a book high on a shelf, and beside her is a table which is also covered in candles and several tall stacks of books

panel 2: a closeup of vash's face as his eyes widen and his ears prick up. something in the book has apparently caught his attention

panel 3: a closeup of the page vash was looking at, an illustrated info sheet about the flying wyvern, khezu. a candle in the table brightly illuminates the colored page

panel 4: meryl has come around by vash's shoulders with a stack of books held in her arms. she quirks a brow as she looks over vash's shoulder at the book. vash has a neutral, hard to read look on his face, but his ears are still up and his eyes are still shiny and wide as he seems to consider the page for a while

panel 5: a yellow word bubble comes from vash, who huffs a long sigh and says, "maybe i should call him...". his head has tipped to the side as he rubs his neck and frowns, blushing a little with his ears drooping. meryl physically recoils from him and her face scrunches up in disgust, saying, "eww" and, "there's something wrong with you"

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[me-sploh-rada-imas]

why is everything they do the gayest thing i've ever seen [x]

[vampirebiter]

ok well it's purple. more or less.

[subsequentibis]

aw christ i think i need to learn to play the bass

[batbeato]

I think literature on queer theory could've fixed Sayo but more importantly I think Cripping Intersex would have cured every disease in their system

[laughinglynx]

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[unproduciblesmackdown]

my vision is [feed jerry? jerry?? i want you to fuck me, jerry. Fuck Me! me / git it] & this plant repeatedly trying to fuck seymour &/or audrey & [consider the angle that is orin is to audrey as audrey ii is to seymour] & in the end as the plant is trying to fuck / eat audrey anyways & seymour is intervening to get fucked / eaten himself unforch like here comes the real ones ending: we segue the strategic flirtation of Alright Fine Sure I'll "Feed" You into fucking the plant. femme fatale with it: trust yourselves & each other a little more & we get the dramatic Ax Raising but this time for audrey the original going to town on the stem/base or whatever & we live happily ever after (with a ;) if you want, of course, sure, perfectly pertinent enough. especially ;) if you interpret it as perhaps having to fuck another plant to death) and i grab you by the front like That's Right They Ought To Get Away With The Deaths, And More

[jihadmilk]

I don't smoke cigarettes because I'm ""addicted."" I smoke cigarettes because I have an oral-phallic fixation

[gender-euphowrya]

sometimes you think society has made decent progress and then other times you remember there's still infighting and mockery over which menstruation products people prefer to use

[rickyratking]

spiders mind hole

[gloopdimension]

realizing i havent found the phallic cave yet. WHERE IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kurjakani]

Anyoke wanna send thei babyboy 500 bucks

[mudstoneabyss]

any of you know where to find an stp packer that's not three million dollars

[morinull]

i once read that green eyes can cast the evil eye so every time i see a bigot or whatever i just glare rly hard and hope im casting it right

[amalgamcorps]

more people need to make yonic looking ocs and creatures and sonas. if you do show them to me.