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WIP Folder: What are you cooking up for Millennial Bucky/Hawkeye Clint Covid fic??? These are trying times, boo. We need these kind of relatable fics to make it through the day!

I did actually already answer that one, tho it’s not the biggest reply in the world. 

:( It’s here I wish I had like a snippet but it’s mostly just ideas right now. Not enough time and, well, it’s been rough trying to write and I don’t just mean because my kitten doesn’t let me at the keyboard. lol 

WIP Ask Game

[reginamillls]

Yooooooooo! Felicitations on this happy day, the anniversary of your birth! :D Also, I haven't been on lately so I just saw your new icon, and it's the bombdotcom!

we have the same website address because yOU ARE THE BOMBDOTCOM

phaeshmae, friend tag, riann tag, birthday tag, tbd, 

[winterhawkkisses]

For the gift/pic set, what about an astronaut au where they're apart for ages, only able to skype?

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(also for @bandersnatch-cumberdict who asked for the same)

"Hey," Clint says, smiling widely into the camera, "you're wearing the hat I got you."

"Maybe I'm wearing the hat *I* got me," Bucky says, scowling, which is the way practically all of their conversations make him look, which is a good half of the reason he loves Clint so damned much. "I'm the fuckin' astronaut in this relationship, you're some kinda - space dilettante."

Clint laughs, delighted, and he's got the kind of laugh that bubbles out of his mouth and ends up somehow in your own.

"Oh fuck, that's going on my business cards. 'The Amazing Hawkeye, World's Best Marksman and Space Dilettante'."

"World's Biggest Ass, more like."

"Aaw, but you don't want that advertised, baby, that's all for you."

Bucky moved his hand, an aborted movement that he used to adjust his hat a little, pull it further down over his eyes.

"Wish it was a little closer, maybe," he said, looking out over the sweeping expanse of fields out back of Clint's farm, and even when you'd had the whole damn universe mapped out in front of you, they still made you feel kinda small.

The back porch had a swing seat that he'd helped Clint hang up, and it took them three tries to get it quite straight. There was a huge reel of copper wire next to it that served as a coffee table, and Bucky used to put the laptop there only Clint'd said it made him seasick, watching him sway.

"Hey," Clint said, and he lifted his hand to touch the camera, a moment of the whorls of his fingertips before everything went dark, and Bucky laughed again, stupid and a little jagged.

When it was him in space there were a thousand things to look at, and think about, and do. Sure, there was down time, and if he spent most of that time talking into the camera on his laptop that was no one's business but his own. But there wasn't a space for Clint out there, Clint wasn't missing even if Bucky was missing *him*. Out here, on Clint's farm, every space was a space without Clint, and every moment ought to hold his laughter and his warmth, and Bucky kept cooking too much and turning to talk and almost rolling out of bed reaching for something that oughta be there.

"Next time, take me with you," he says, and there's a flash of bright light while the camera reacts to Clint pulling away his hand. Takes a moment to focus in on Clint's dropped open mouth, the blue of his wide eyes.

"I thought you -" Clint's stuttering a little, not managing to get it first try, "you said you - there was that whole press conference, making room for the younger guys, I thought you were done with the whole -" he gestures, encompasses the wide window behind him, the endless black, the pinpricks of impossible distance.

"Turns out," Bucky says, "I can handle just about anything except this damned distance from you."

[shanastoryteller]

Happy, happy birthday! I have you have a fabulous birthday week! More of the Naruto-Ino twins AU?

the yamanaka twins au

When it becomes clear that these kids are sticking around, that Orochimaru-sensei actually likes them, Anko takes an interest. 

Ino sticks to her like glue, looking up at her adoringly. She loves her mesh clothes and all her cool knives, loves that she works in the same department as her dad does. 

Anko pretends to be annoyed by it, but she’s not fooling anyone. She thinks Ino’s hero worship is adorable. 

[festiveferret]

Wishing you the happiest of happy birthdays! :D

Thank you so much!!!

[younghades]

36, 56, 66

36: Favorite Movie

I’m about to give a conflicting answer to the last ask I got with this question because I’m indecisive as fuck. It depends on the season, my mood, and the genre. Disney’s Hercules is one of them, but for the Autumn months when I feel a little spooky I’ll go with Queen of the Damned.

56: Would you rather live in a rural area or the suburbs?

Probably the suburbs, just because I’d like to be somewhere close enough to the city or a rural area. I can’t do rural areas because that whole a mile between me and my neighbors is nice in theory but my paranoid chicken ass can’t handle that. 

66: Have you ever won a spelling bee?

[supervillainny]

@phaeshmae prompted fairytales and my brain broke

[loonyloopylisa]

7-7-7 WIP game

Go to your current WIP. Find the seventh line on the seventh page and copy and paste seven sentences below. Then tag seven other writers to do the same.

Tagged by @spidergwenstefani

None of my WIPs are 7 pages yet, so here is part of page 5 from my longest.

After a few more beers apiece the conversation started to die down some. Clint watched, unable to help himself as Bucky lifted the bottle and fit his lips around it. Bucky lifted the bottle from his lips and noticed Clint’s staring. He set his beer on the coffee table and took Clint’s bottle from slack fingers, setting it next to his own. Bucky licked his lips and then leaned into Clint’s space. His voice was low as he said, “Can I kiss you?”

Clint would almost be ashamed by how breathy his voice sounded when he said “yes” except he didn’t have time.

Not entirely sure who has already been tagged so I’m going to go with @shatteredhourglass, @cloud--atlas, @flawedamythyst, @intermittently-ava, @mariana-oconnor, @phaeshmae, and @polyamoryavengers. And anyone else who is interested.

[jhscdood]

Fanfic Author Self-Rec Meme

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠���◠✿)

I was tagged by @lauramkaye because she is terrible (this is a lie). The fact that I only have 9 fics posted to my AO3 makes fulfilling this meme either really easy or really difficult, I can't figure out which. Anyway -- here we go!

1. Teshuva: Your basic post-TWS Bucky Recovery Fic TM with lowkey Steve/Bucky and highkey themes around repentance and acceptance and forgiveness. I wrote this as a gift for @cyborgcap and also as a gift for me, because there is a helluva lot of me in this.

2. Nail Polish Remover: The Genderqueer Maria Hill Fic of All Time, written for @transvengersassemble. There is a helluva lot of me in this one, too.

3. These days of quiet desperation: My first fic for the Phlint phandom, in which Clint experiences a medical emergency relating to a decades-old injury and Phil has to deal with the emotional repercussions. Also there is Family Shit and Nuance and also sliders. Um. Bring tissues?

4. i fear no fate (for you are my fate):  LOOK I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHIP CLINT/MARIA BUT I asked myself after watching Avengers for the 47th time, "Hey, Clint and Maria get into a huge car chase/shootout and nearly kill each other and then never talk about it again, wouldn't it be fuckin' tragic as hell if they were in a relationship at the time?" The answer: yes, yes it would. There were 37 fics in the Clint/Maria tag when I wrote this puppy and I didn't even care. I am super proud of it.

5. The Ultimate Kidfic of Ultimate Destiny is currently comprised of one complete fic (Landslide, all about Clint Barton) and two WIPs (Under Pressure, focusing on Barney Barton, and Drive, focusing on Maria Hill). It is a 'verse. It is a thing. It has taken over my life. Send help.

Tagging @lorata @magdaliny, @desert-neon, @shellumbo, and @phaeshmae !

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phaeshmae

  Man I really want to do a quarantine fic with...

A+++ story idea 5/5 would recommend

It’s been added to the list. lol

[reginamillls]

SOFT!BUCKY FROM WAKANDA PLEASE AND THANK YOU! Bluey-purple background maybe? Or orangey-gold, whichever looks better. :D

my other icons

[winterhawkkisses]

53. “I’m flirting with you.”

476.

It has honestly been painful to watch. 

Sometimes she wants to hit him around the back of the head. Of course, it’s Clint, so it’s not exactly an uncommon impulse, but it’s harder to resist than usual. 

Clint is an idiot. He is, without question, her idiot, and sometimes he can be very clever right alongside it, but it’s like idiot is a color filter that sits between Clint and the world. Even the clever and the selfless and the heroic - all of which are undeniable and intrinsic - are shaded with idiot before they’re revealed and experienced. 

And sometimes the filter is like Instagram, changing the perception but not getting in the way; other times the filter is old school, saran-wrap and Sharpie, providing a literal barrier between Clint and things that are good. 

It has honestly been painful to watch. 

Natasha sometimes feels as though she needs to duck the ricochets, when someone attempts to flirt. With James, it’s like living in a war zone. 

He has asked Clint for coffee. He has asked Clint out for dinner. He has complimented his eyes and his smile and his arms and his sense of humor - which shows that love is a form of stupidity all its own - and Clint has sidestepped and laughed off and missed and ignored all of it. 

Which would be fine, if Clint weren’t so very desperately gone on James in turn. 

Clint let him switch the channel from Dog Cops. Clint made him coffee and didn’t absentmindedly drink more than half. Clint let James use his bow, which is an honor even Natasha cannot claim, yet when she challenged him about it he refused to act on it because of his claim that James wouldn’t want him that way. 

You could sharpen with an axe on his head. 

It had put Natasha into the uncomfortable position of having to talk about feelings, which is not something she will easily forgive. James had looked - dazed, a little afraid - as all conversations with her should end - and newly determined, and now he is leaning against the counter where Clint makes coffee, something about his posture seeming as immovable as a mountain. 

“Clint,” he says, “I’m flirting with you.” 

Clint freezes for a moment - his expression only, he can and has made coffee in his sleep, but it is enough to count. 

“Okay,” he says, “how much is the pot?” 

Natasha almost swears, almost makes up her mind to intervene, but James reaches out to touch his side, gently coax Clint in front of him so he can make eye contact. 

“Clint,” he says. 

Clint ducks his head and James sets a crooked finger under his chin, tilting it back up again and smiling with a softness that Natasha hadn’t thought was left. 

“Clint,” he repeats, with all the implacable gentleness of water, over time, wearing through stone. “I’m flirting with you. I’ve been flirting with you.” 

“But why?” says Clint, all wide-eyed and idiot-colored, and James sets to answering that and Natasha decides that valor requires discretion, right now, and leaves them in the silence of their softly touching mouths. 

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Imma tag @phaeshmae​, @ereshai​, @onlysilentawe​ and @oft-goes-awry​

Tagged by the amazing @h233ex (ily) for this

I don’t like me lmao

I tag @thereallegendarystar-lord @magenta-llama @heavenlycastiel and anyone else who wants to do it

[asamandra]

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library to shuffle and report the first ten tracks that pop up! Then tag ten additional people. 

Thanks for tagging me, @intermittently-ava. So, here we go...

1.  Blue Swede - Hooked on a feeling

2.  Apollo 440 - Can’t stop the Rock

3.  Paul Kalkbrenner - Sky and Sand

4.  Green Day - American Idiot

5.  Dragon Age Inquistion theme

6.  Drakum - Whiskey

7.  Primus - De Anza Jig

8.  Sacred Blood - Call of Blood

9.  Kings of Leon - Waste a moment

10. Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite

And I tag @winterhawk1995, @mollynoble, @kallistothekrow, @aw-hawkeye-no, @briefpaperexpert, @phaeshmae, @captn-sara-holmes, @denna5, @buffycuddlespigs and @captain-scenemo

[supervillainny]

@phaeshmae clint barton and jake peralta are platonic soulmates

[jhscdood]

phaeshmae replied to your post: I got an idea for a Bucky fic oh god oh god no why

:O DO THE THING!

NoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo 

*weeps gently and opens new document in WIP folder*