#pffft thanks for the ask

[ash-pirate25]

Captain flint : Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Ash: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

Imao! 😂

Ash: as a new pirate I ain’t paying for this BS. 😤

[cerealboxlore]

(this is for the divine twitch chat au my beloved)

captain marvel, at 3am: *preparing a goat for an ancient sacrificial ritual in the watchtower kitchen*

jl member of choice who just wanted a quick break from watchtower duty: hey uhh.. cap? buddy? whatcha.. what are you uh doing there?

cap, basically hissing: the voices, they’re winning

queue misunderstandings and rumours spread among the heroes

This ask had me cackling like a mad man ever since I got it, omg 😂😂😂

There's some hilarity in Billy holding a goat 🐐 like the Billy goat, hahahahaha

This is both hilarious and horrifying, bc if a JL member saw that, it'd be an immediate report to HR or batman. Does the JL even have a HR? Oh man

Also

Memes!

The divine twitch chat AU certainly is expanding and I am here for it!

Also, I hope that goat ends up being safe in the end and getting taken care of By Damian.

[p0rk-guts]

Arthur Lester is The Avatar of The Whore.

[louroth]

wait what did that anon mean with monster leith?? is L like... generally okay? 😭

Is L like...generally okay?

They (I can't emphasize that word enough) are absolutely not okay! :) But I think you need to have faith that the future will be at least a little bit sexy. And it will have claws. BUT THATS IT. I'm not saying anymore about it.

[beepboopappreciation]

I might actually be going insane but your oc's head reminds me of prophetbot from oneshot. are you by any chance a oneshot fan :3

Hmmm.... I don't see it!

[saphira-approves]

Can I come and tell you my deepest pain?

We should have had Morzan alive. I mean yeah, it would fuck up the whole narrative but imagine Murtagh being afraid of his father. He hates the king but fears his father.

Imagine him and Thorn; Morzan sees them, and he has problems with booze in canon, just how drunk he'd have gotten after Thorn learned to talk? There he is with his nameless dragon, half of his heart and soul, that he had to watch descend into stupidity. (Does he have its name written up here and there, does he watch it every day just to think about how he could make it real again?) Would he dream of killing his son and taking his dragon to himself? Would he want that even though he despises that sick joke of a connection that is in between Galbatorix and Shruikan?

And then Galbatorix finally discovers the name of the names. How would he beg for the king to use it to heal his companion?

Also, it would be very funny to watch our main characters run for their lives with an angry dragon after them, but y'know.

Should I write a fic about this

Oh you absolutely should write a fic about this (and let me know when you do! I’d love to read it!), and I should go back through my WIPs to find my time travel AUs…

I usually write more about Selena than Morzan, but I do love the idea of getting to see grown-up Murtagh’s reaction to seeing his father, especially in a context where Murtagh has lived without him for a while—whether that’s because Brom didn’t kill Morzan and Selena got both her sons to Carvahall, or because resurrection or time travel shenanigans happened.

As for Morzan still being around when Murtagh gets captured… I think there’s a 50/50 chance he gets Real Weird about the torture, in a “I was pretty sure up to this point that I didn’t actually care about my son but now my best friend is torturing My Son and I don’t like it actually” way, and I think that would be really fun to explore; I think, also, that when Thorn hatches and Galbatorix prematurely increases his size, Morzan would again be Real Weird about it because, like, that’s a baby dragon the size of an adult. He hasn’t lost his name, he just hasn’t really developed one yet; he’s a weird, warped mirror of Morzan’s own dragon. And when Thorn does, eventually, with difficulty, start to ‘grow up’, Morzan’s probably going to get twitchy about it—it’s been at least a century, more than two thirds of his lifespan, since he’s even MET a somewhat psychologically stable dragon; how much has he forgotten of their true intelligence, their real personalities? And when Galbatorix does find The Word, if Morzan asks him to heal his own dragon… honestly I don’t know if Galbatorix would be able to. Having power and knowing how to use it are two different things, we saw Murtagh figure that out in his own book with The Word. Would the king even know where to start? Would he allow Morzan to try for himself? Morzan probably wouldn’t have a clue where to begin, all we ever hear about him from people who’d met him is that he’s a powerful spellcaster, but not a very clever one.

Honestly, the whole situation might drive Morzan to split from Galbatorix; and even if not, it would still probably drive Morzan to be extremely destructive, to himself and everyone around him.

Also he’d be so pissed to learn about Eragon’s true parentage. Not even in a “my wife cheated on me?!” way but in a “oh my god can Brom stop being SO OBSESSED with me for FIVE MINUTES” kind of way.

[kuzakat]

i have a hc that dib because the professor membrane not giving him attention actually knows how to do housework (cook,clean, set the table, making the bed) so he and dipper joke about him being the ''housewife''

Omg, obsessed with that! xD

Housewife dib, amazing!! Lmao Stick that guy in a cute lil maid outfit and watch him go!

Ok but honestly that's super cute and I could totally see Dipper knowing only how to do the bare minimum, or barely bothering to take care of himself (he's a busy guy!) So Dib cooks for him sometimes bc otherwise Dipper is just eating like.. something microwavable or takeout or smth xD

[frizzle-mcshizzle]

imagine. The elves look to the stars, and decide to go exploring~

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Elven Council. Their continuing mission: to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no enlightened species member has gone before.

*theme music*

One day Kenric manages to accelerate to warp ten- with adverse results. He kidnaps another councillor and they go live their best lizard lives together. Until the rest of the council catch up to them and take them home, leaving Kenric's enlightened lizard babies behind.

Council thresh hold day is celebrated, initially by the neverseen as a joke, but suddenly everyone is unironically celebrating it, and the council just has to deal with it.

(sorry)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES

[ssreeder]

Chang: I killed Zhao

Sokka: *sokka.exe Has stopped working*

Heeeehhheheee,

Sorry, not sorry :)

I think these Nick Miller gifs describe Sokka’s current emotional state:

[defiledtomb]

selene what's got you smiling so sweetly? (is it the hunter, covered in blood?) ๏˽๏

[gods-chosen-emperor]

But, really?

If you don’t like them I can stop before I really even get started…. 😒

Ehem, how are you so far, oh so mighty ‘n majestic emperor? (Hi mod, how are you doing too? 🫶)

-🎸

It's flattering, but I do not care if you stop or not. When it gets annoying, maybe I will.

And I'm doing fine, as usual.

[sketchehm]

💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

:^)

[arklayraven]

you are SOUP

[laymedowntorest]

May I have enyo lore? (I hope I spelled it right) - 🐌

Snail Anon! Happy to see you! And yes, you spelt her name right :3

General world lore; it's got Fae and mythical creatures :D (I'm using it for another set of ocs of mine pfft)

Enyo has a witch father and mer mother, as well as a mer (though leans more into the siren genes) aunt

Her Mer genes didn't really come in until late teens/early adulthood which is why she's kinda stumped on some Fae things. Quite simply, it's all new to her still

She has a coven! Well more a part of one.

She has a nice little cottage by the seaside that she made with the help of her dad

She visits the Fae world mostly for ingredients for potions

Kind of lore, kind of fun fact; she met a Banshee and Dullahan when she was younger!

[mxldito]

for funsies

Are you Coyote's type?

"BLONDE MAN JUMPSCARE."

"Other than that, you're welcome to look cute and sit on my lap while I do scary vampire business. Preferably in a cute dress?"

[avemstella]

Hey hey, happy ace week! i love ur fics, keep up the good work!!

Ahhh thank you! Honestly, really need to keep track of Ace Week/day and the like, it always comes out of nowhere for me haha.