#pfffftttt
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Homura becoming a one woman army for the sake of protecting her crush. Like, damn, if that doesn't sum up the baby gay experience I dunno what else fucking does XD
#dreamer talks#no spoilers pls <3#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#man this show just keeps hitting closer to home with each episode#the way i would have literally died for my first crush#pfffftttt
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Would the pups perhaps like Galvanized square steel frames, Eco friendly wood veneers and expansion screws he borrowed from his aunt?
................. Nice try, I looked this one up. TikTok house building meme.
I'm not a TikToker, guys XDDD
Ryder would probably ground Rocky for a week if he ever dared to try to prank him showing up with all that XD
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Who else lol?
Tag your oc who has scars/marks that constantly remind them of horrible backstory you probably gave them.
You know the one.
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My psychiatrist told me that I will literally go crazy and die a death of drug induced coma if I ever smoke weed again. But I talked to a nurse from a medical marijuana office and asked them if I could be prescribed medical marijuana with my mental illness and specific medications I take, and they said “Yeah it will be fine. We can prescribe it to you if you come into the office.” -.-
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So I had this dream where Rocky built a fusion ray machine and Marshall accidentally fused Chase and Zuma and now these two have to work together until Rocky fixes the machine and turn them back to normal.
This one's similar to when Marshall drempt of getting shrinked by Rocky's Shrink Ray.
#(( PFFFFTTTT ))#(( The Fire Pup wants to see the world burn for once ))#Paw Patrol#Marshall#Zuma#Rocky#Chase#Paw Patrol Marshall#Paw Patrol Zuma#Paw Patrol Rocky#Paw Patrol Chase
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I'm dming a chenle biased girlie on ig and she keeps reacting to my messages with the dolphin emoji and for some reason it's so funny to me skhdkshdh
#okay yeah cute love chenle and his dolphin but PFFFFTTTT#so unserious#i really hope i can finally secure the hc pc after all these dolphins i had to sit through#nct dream#nct
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Niaofei pout "I am not a 'Throwable height' !?"
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...... @damienthepious
take me to bed. by. cozier
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ino this ino that but at my heart i know sukuna true bestie is toxic! megumi, those bitches would get along so well😭😭
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOXIC MEGUMI AS IN THE ONE I WROTE???? OR A DIFF VERSION IN YOUR HEAD??? PLEASE TELL ME MORE I AM SCREAAAAAAMING LITERALLY SCREECHING AND KICKING MY FEET LMFAO
#💌 — luxe mail#AITA Sukuna#omg i am GAGGED#extending and linking the universes my brain is breaking#by mrain#pfffftttt holy fuck toxic megumi the man that you are
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Dahlia took extended leave from uni and told me I should do the same but my sem is almost over and my parents wouldn’t let me stop uni not to mention not let me bedrot nor would they send me to therapy I just want to exist in peace like
#is that so hard#😭#dora daily#pls I just need to get diagnosed#but my family will#make my life hell if I do get diagnosed#they alr joke about me having depression and anxiety and laugh at me constantly for it#to humiliate me#imagine some whopper like bpd pfffftttt#they’d read all the nasty stuff online#my mum would be like of course you have it you’re a horrible daughter etc but it’s just me trying to get her to be nice to me ;-;#I mean it’s only reasonable to get upset when the person who’s meant to help you at your lowest does the exact opposite of helping#the audacity the gall and the nerve to be so selfish is astounding
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We should let her reach as many “boys” as possible!
estrogen contaminates the water supply
Not true! Estrogen was made to be in the water supply, let her in!
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What zodiac signs do my ocs give off and why 👀
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I should be allowed to throw away my customer service persona when people are unapologetically horrible to me over the phone because, man what a coward, show up to the ER with your condition if it is that emergent and say that to my face.
#{nonsense about my job}#this applies to anything really#can't take the time to show up and be mean to my face? pfffftttt COWARD#also i have three standard lines i'm allowed/required to say in regards to people calling for medical advice#it is out of my control and i've gotta remain apathetic about that fact#even if i'm like 'oh shit buddy that's sounds SERIOUS please find a way to seek medical attention' i cannot say that#like for legal reasons? pls understand that (٥↼_↼)
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LMAOOOOO NOOOO
has ink made cross a fursona yet
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I keep on getting Harry Potter canonically is like a fully grown man like what do you mean he’s not my toddler what do you mean he’s not my baby what do you mean not my best friend’s child what the fuck you mean he has kids and a wife no that’s boy’s a baby. He is a child. He is my child shut up 
Pfffftttt. Adult Harry. Pls. Ridiculous.
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I Think I Just Accidentally Gave Radiation Poisoning To Every Salmonid On Marroner's Bay.
Does This Count As Biological Warfare???
Did I Break The Geneva Convention???
Help...
- @rufus-in-utopia
Biological warfare pfffftttt who cares, if the salmonids are dead then we're 👌👌
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