#petty bitch 💗

[cowboyshit]

[creampuffqueen]

GIRL I HATED IN HIGH SCHOOL DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[littlemochabunni]

You’re such a nice guy, a nice guy

synopsis: Toji is just being a nice guy. Helping a girl out in her time of need while you’re at home not knowing where he’s at and what he’s doing. Let him show you just how sorry he is.

pairing: Toxic!Toji x Bratty afab!Black reader

content: 18+ mdni. pwp, Toxic relationship, little angst, petty black fem reader, mean Toji, assumed cheating (Toji is an asshole but he's a loyal asshole), use of the n-word like twice, implied multiple o’s, brat taming, cunnilingus, spanking, cerv*x touching, overstim, dumbifaction, manhandling, hair pulling, full Nelson hold, backshots, c.pie (wrap it before you tap it bby) beta read. Pet names( baby, babe, sweetheart, Princess.)

Wc: 2.7k

a/n: This is my first smut ever and thanks to @peachy-dove for encouraging me and for beta reading! And shout to @rlvsmegumi for humbling my obsession for this creature of a man because insulting him was definitely a challenge before coming to her for help😭. Banner and boarders made by yours truly. Annnd on that note please enjoy 🥹💗

support & mdni

NSFW content under cut. Again minors gtfo.

It’s 2 am when your sleep is disturbed by multiple messages from your friends sending you photos of Toji and some girl around his arm leaving the club together. “What the actual fuck is this?!” You immediately sit up, feelings of anxiety and anger flooding your nervous system as you scroll through your contacts to call Toji debating if you were going to cuss him out or play dumb to figure out where the fuck he’s at. Honestly probably the latter with the amount of fury boiling in your veins.

The never-ending ringback tone plays in your ear as you’re, once again, sent to his voicemail. You opted for calling him a fourth time whilst you decide to spam his phone with text messages, but the usual blue turn green along with a reply message stating:

Msg 2110 - The customer you are trying to text is temporarily out of service.

“This fuckin—“ you let out an irritated groan, because of course this nigga’s phone service is off! And somehow he miraculously healed from the “pink eye” he supposedly had 7 hours prior when you last spoke to him too right? Since he’s out at some fucking club!

It’s going on 3 am when your rage turns into anguish as you call his phone for the nth time. You left voicemails ranging from calm, cool, collected, and concerned girlfriend to cussing him out saying, “Oh you no good community dick ass is out tryna fuck another bitch? You're fucking appalling Toji! Keep ya’ stank ass breath and dirty ass dick away from me. Go choke on a fucking Pepsi for all I care you fuckin’ dick!” You toss the covers off your body as you get up to turn the bedroom light on and began taking every article of clothing Toji has left in your apartment. Wanting to rid your life of anything of him completely, and as you're in the middle of your mental debate between throwing his shit in the dumpster or burning it, a loud banging at your door interrupts you. Reaching for the bat in your closet, you proceed towards your front door cautiously, as you stand on your tippy toes to peek through the peephole. It's covered by the person on the other side.

Attempting to use your deepest man-like voice you call out “Who is it?” “Baby open the door it’s me.” Rolling your eyes at the sound of Toji’s now sickening nickname for you, you let out an exasperated sigh. “One ‘m not your baby and two I dunno anybody named ‘me’. Get the fuck away from my door Toji.” “Y/N let me in so we can talk I just got your messages, you’re overreacting.” Gripping the bat in hand tighter as you open the door furiously.

“Oh, I’m overreacting Toji! Are you fucking serious? You get caught lying and cheating, but I’m over-fucking-reacting!?” you shout not caring about how early in the morning it is. This asshole came all the way here and the first thing he says is you’re overreacting? “Christ y/n, quit shoutin’ before you wake the whole damn neighborhood.” Toji proceed to walk inside your apartment as if it was another regular Tuesday. Grudgingly you step aside as he walks in “What happened? She kicked you out so you decided to come here?” You express as you slam the door turning toward him.

If this was a regular Tuesday, a lot less talking would have been done if he hadn’t fucked up so tremendously.

He scoffs as he continues to your living room, manspreading comfortably on the couch “I ain’t do nothin’ with her babe, I was just bein’ a good samaritan that’s it.” Your eyes hardened feeling infuriated by his words, you stomp towards him. “A good Samaritan Toji. Seriously? That's the best excuse you can come up with for lying about having pink eye, getting caught leaving the club with another girl, and having the audacity to come here like you did nothing wrong. Did you hit your head on the way outta her place or are you just that fucking stupid?” Toji rolls his neck as he sighs nonchalantly, “Look I ain’t do nothin’. I was out drinking with some friends and I got a bit wasted. After that, this girl bought me a drink, so I decided to talk to her. She was very nice and friendly but she had no place to sleep for the night. I thought giving her the key to my hotel room, I was just doing her a favor, you know? But I promise you nothing happened between us... I was just tryna be nice.”

You step in front of him, pushing the knob of your baseball bat into his broad chest, as you chuckle dryly. “You…being nice? Are you being serious right now?? You’re an idiot, you know that? You’re telling me that you were just trying to help out a complete stranger and outta the kindness of your heart. You just gave her your room? An-and for what? For her to have a place to stay for the night or so she’d end up repay you in another way? An-and what about you lyin’ to me huh? What happened to the ‘bad case of pink eye’?”

He kisses his teeth and pushes the bat away from his chest as he smirk at you leaning in closer. “Was just dry eye babe, my bad for gettin’ the two confused.” You push the bat back to his chest pushing him back against the couch, you grit through your teeth, “You're just a lying bastard. This whole time we've been together, every time you went out with your friends, I never even questioned it because I trusted you. Now, I catch you lying and you get caught red-handed by my girlfriends. And you know what's worse? You think I'm dumb enough to believe your stupid ass explanations. Well, I'm not! I deserve better than this. I deserve someone better than a lying ass, cheating piece of...”

Toji grabs the bat out of your hand standing over you feeling fed up with your bratty attitude as he speaks intermediately low, “I ain’t cheat on you, so cut that shit out or imma do it for you. Now you know better than to go around makin’ empty threats like that…” He smirks and caresses your hip teasingly, “Just lemme show you just how loyal I am baby.” Your eye slightly twitches as you look up at him and cross your arms over your chest. “Screw you Toji. You fuck up and you think sex is gonna make things alll better?”

“Yeah, I do.” Toji pulls you in by your waist as he leans down looking smirking smugly, “Are you saying no to me? Really?” Toji brings a hand to your neck caressing your chin with his thumb, “I know you don’t mean it, but if you’re a woman of your word…” He leans down and whispers in your ear. “Tell me no.” You squeeze your thighs together as you try to fight your crumbling resolve, and in a weak attempt of resisting you place your hand on his chest. He chuckles and speaks huskily, “Can you resist me? Can you do it?”

Inhaling sharply you turn your head away from his touch and grumble, “Fuck you Toji… You’re drunk.” Toji flashes a devilish grin as he pulls you in close by your neck, placing a small kiss on your jaw before sliding his hand to the nape of your neck. “An you’re cute when you’re mad. Actin’ out just to get some attention, it’s cute really.” He kisses your neck, letting his tongue glide along the side slowly before biting it. Stifling a moan you try pushing away from his large figure refusing to lose so easily.

The brat in you taking things to the deep end, you look up at him smirking smugly as you say, “If I wanted some attention I’d be out helping some random nigga find his way back to my place, and give him a place to sleep for the night. Y’know, just be a Good Samaritan like that.” Toji’s eyes darken and his grip around your waist tightens. “Still bein’ a brat huh? Well since I’m being so generous, let me help you find your way back to your place.” Your smile drops as the realization of how badly you just royally fucked up sets in and all you can utter is a small, “Oh shit.”

Toji swiftly picks you up tossing you over his shoulder like you’re a sack of potatoes carrying you to your bedroom. You gasp at the sudden movement you pound your fist against his muscular back, “Fuck Toji put me down, I was just joking shit!” He smacks your ass at your tantrum as your only warning, but as he approaches the disarray of your bedroom with his scattering belongings on the floor he chuckles dryly. “Well with all my shit on the floor, think you were pretty serious ‘bout that ‘lil joke.” Your very well-thought-out plan of begging for mercy goes straight out the window as he tosses you onto the bed, you let out a soft whimper once to lock eyes with his and he gives you a look only predators give their prey right before they devour them. “Nothin’ smart to say now, sweetheart?” With no turning back you decide to see how far you can push him, “Oh I have plenty to say, but I don’t think a poor creature like yourself would be able to comprehend...”

The sun kisses the horizon as Toji is slurping up your juices like it’s his last meal, his tongue flexing tight persistent circles on your swollen clit, your moans growing heavier whilst he brings you closer and closer to yet another orgasm he’s so generously given you. You grip his raven hair as you practically ride and push his face away reaching your third overwhelming orgasm of the day. “Fuuck! fucking waait T~” Toji groans deeply against your dripping cunt the vibrations send shivers up your back, and he flattens his tongue as he messily licks up your sticky release. Toji kisses up your thigh leaving soft love bites as he pulls away to stand up to remove his tight boxers that are restraining his hardened cock. “I think I’ve made you wait long enough for ya punishment, yeah?” You pant heavily as your back-to-back euphoric highs fog your brain. “T ‘m sorry… I- I learned my lesson.” As he pulls his boxers down freeing his twitching cock he shows you fake sympathy, “Aww my baby is sorry now? Tsk tsk tsk that could have probably worked earlier y’know instead of you being a fuckin’ brat.”

He grabs your ankles pulling you closer to the edge of the bed and manhandles you onto your tummy, gripping your ass whilst positioning you into a deep arch putting your glistening swollen cunt on display. Tapping his fat tip against your sensitive cunt, you jerk at the sensation moaning out soft pleas “Toji… Baby ‘m sorry okay? I didn’t me—..” He bottoms you out in one go without giving time to adjust to his massive size you moan out into the sheets as he thrusts hard and deep into your tight cunt. You moan out louder looking over your shoulder to see Toji playing and squeezing your plump ass, “Toji please pleaasee I-I I didn’t mean it!” he smirks down at you as he holds down your head to keep you from running from his thick cock hitting your sweet spot over and over. “Didn’t mean what huh? When you said I was fucking appalling? Oh fuuck— or when you said you were gonna let someone else fuck what’s mine huh? Or when you said that my dick was for everybody hmm? Which is it y/n.”

You can barely comprehend what he’s saying let alone hear his deep voice over your loud moans and the increasingly loud paps filling the room, and your fourth orgasm approaching fast. “Yes! Yes! Ah, fuuuck– ah T r-right there right there pleease!” Toji’s cock kissing your sweet spot with each of his brutal thrusts comes to a halt, and he pulls out chuckling at your cries. “Brats don’t get to make demands. Don’t mistake my generosity for forgiveness.” He teases you by rubbing his tip against your throbbing cunt, and watches you wiggle your ass trying to entice him, panting and begging as tears fall from your eyes.

“Please please pleease Toji! Please please fuck me.” Watching you cry for his cock causes something to snap inside of him… He grabs your arms locking them behind your back with one hand as he aligns his hardened cock with your swollen needy cunt, screaming as he slams his thick cock deep inside your walls. Toji covers your mouth thrusting deeper than before with an animalistic-like pace, he's practically fucking you onto his cock. “Thought I already told ya’ to quit that shoutin’ shit y/n. You wanted this shit, right? So fuckin’ take it.” You begin to drool and mumble incoherently against his hand, Toji tsk as he takes his hand away wiping your drool in your hair, pulling you up by your protective style against his chest whilst he continues to bully his slick-covered cock against your creamy walls. “Hmm? What was that? Got something to say, sweetheart?” Panting heavily you speak sultrily, “T-too m-much! Mmmm, please T! I-it’s too much! S-slow d-doown~” Toji groans as your cunt tightens and flutters around him and he lets go of your arms to reach down to your puffy clit, rubbing tight circles as he brings you undeniable pleasure.

“Why should I hmm? Did you slow down to fuckin’ think about what you said?” “T!! Waaaait ‘m sorry!” You shut your eyes tightly tears running down your face as your peek builds back up again faster and faster, you reach your hand back against his lower abdomen in a weak attempt to slow down his pace, crying as you moan out strenuously “Tojiii! I-I— oh fuuck please waait wait wa—” before you can plea anymore all it takes is a few more thrusts and you’re trembling uncontrollably as your release is gushing all over his lower abdomen and down the side of your covers onto the floor. Toji groans deeply and his begins to falter as he watches you squirt all over his cock. “Shiiiit Princess you like that? Fuckin’ take this shit.” He locks his arms under yours, putting you in a full nelson hold pounding into you poor cunt unforgivably as he chases his release. All thoughts and sounds leave you speechless as your tongue kills out and you drool down your chin whilst he fucks you through another unexpected high to reach his and the lewd expression on your face only drives him insane, “Fuucking good girl— oh fuck Princess.” His brows furrow while a small ‘o’ forms on his lip as watching you fucked out on his cock sends him over the edge. He groans out as he stuffs your cunt full of his thick cum, “Oh shiit y/n, fucking take that shit.” You babble and whine out in response unable to form coherent sentences “So full T— stuffed soo stuffed.”

Once he catches his breath he slowly lays you back down on the bed and pulls out causing you to hiss and whine at the lost contact. “Tojiii, put it baack.” He chuckles as he kisses your head and smacks your ass once he pulls away, “Shh, you’re tapped out. You can get some more later if you behave.” he walks to the bathroom to grab a wet rag and a towel for the bed, he comes back to clean you up, moving you over to the other side of the bed then places the towel under the large wet spot. He climbs into the bed laying you on his broad chest. After a short comfortable silence you pout softly and mumbles, “ ‘m sorry Toji.” You hear a deep rumble in your ear and Toji gently lifts your chin as he smiles smugly. “Aw sweetheart I don't want an apology,” He gently caresses your cheek as you smile sweetly at him.

“But what I do want is for you to go clean that fuckin’ mess you made with my shit.”

Well damn.

A/n: well I’m gonna turn my notifications off now byeeeeee

[solarwoniii]

heyyy!! just wondering if i could request “zb1 legal line reaction to catching their s/o masturbating” hehehehheheehehe if not all goodzz 💗💗

reaction to catching you touching yourself ! zb1 legal line

smut, crack, some fluff ! includes jiwoong, zhanghao, hanbin, matthew, taerae and ricky

contains ; dacryphilia, punishments, i think thats all? lmk if i missed any T^T

a/n ; THANK U FOR UR REQUEST ♡ HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THIS

jiwoong ;

would laugh at you but not in a cute funny quirky silly way

that low kind of dominant chuckle that makes you realise.

you fucked up.

he'd pull up a chair beside the bed and insist for you to continue in that same scary tone ur mum talks in when u forget to wash the dishes 😰😰😰😨😨

and then he'll force you to make yourself cum until you're crying while he sat there and watched because you're not allowed to stop until he says.

then he'll finally touch you.

with his fingertips.

just to fuck with you more because he's a petty little bitch

edging you until you're shaking, eyes rolling back, body arching

and then, and only then will you get to cum.

zhanghao ;

finds it cute that you think you're so big and strong now

puts ur ass in its place so fast 🫣🫣

love bites all over you

your body is his canvas and his marks are his art 😵😶

actually, this timing is perfect

he'd been waiting for you to misbehave so he could try out the new vibrator he got for you

edges you again and again, just to rip away your orgasm and have you crying

when you finally cum you both know damn well it's not over 💀 keeps the vibrator in that exact spot and refuses to move it until you cum another three times.

i'm sorry i just think mean dom hao is extremely accurate and attractive

hanbin ;

i think he would genuinely laugh at you 💀

and you would try to be mad at him for laughing at you but his stupid laugh is unfortunately extremely contagious 😭😔

when he's done laughing at you he'll come and help you

i think it would be all giggly and fluffy and cute though

and then you would cuddle naked (i feel like hanbin wld enjoy this so much during aftercare esp idk) and gossip LMFAO

matthew ;

GETS SO SHY I SWEAR JSJSJSJS

THE PERSONIFICATION OF 😳

quickly closes the door behind him before anyone else can see what he's seeing

'd-do u want me to . . .' 'o-oh ok'

he's flustered but he will help you feel good 😭

turns into a cute little mutual masturbation session after u notice the boner building up in his pants from the sight of u T^T

when you both finish he'll clean you up and then be a little cutie patootie

'uhmmm there was this disney movie i really wanted to watch with you so could we maybe do that now ? 👉👈'

taerae ;

just smiles and locks the door behind him when he realises what you're doing

'do you need my help baby?'

he'll sit beside you and replace your hand with his

helps you reach the best orgasm of your life with his skilled fingers

idk i genuinely don't think he would get mad

but he'll remind you that you can always come to him if you're feeling needy.

kisses

so many kisses

he'll give you more than his fingers after as well if you still want more ;))

ricky ;

YEAH THATS RIGHT WE'RE BACK TO PUSSY SLAPPER RICKY BECAUSE MY LOVE MIYUKI PUT THE THOUGHT INTO MY HEAD AND I REFUSE TO LET GO

when he walks in i think he'd get flustered but he'd quickly cover it up because being seen like that by you hurts his precious ego

AGAIN LOW DOMINANT CHUCKLE he takes after jiwoong because he aspires to one day be that cool and strong but u already know he's a cute little softie

'if you wanted me to treat you like a little whore you could've just said so, baby.'

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😶🫣😵😳😰😭😶

gets you up on all fours and spanks your pussy until it's swollen and dripping.

then he'll mark your body up and take photos of you for his little collection 😨

eats you out (prolly makes u sit on his face too bc he's a little freak)

[coeluvr]

If you start out in a physical-only relationship with Vincent, will we have the option for it to turn romantic as time goes? In a "I started sleeping with Vincent because he is hot and I'm petty about his past treatment and his bitch of a mother, but I think I'm actually starting to fall for him, what the fuck what the fuck—" kinda way?

Would it be one-sided on MC's side or would Vincent reciprocate it, albeit later and slower than if you started to romance him from the beginning?

(I tried to find it in his tag, gave up because SO MANY ASKS, and I couldn't find it in FAQ, so I'm sorry if you answered this before.)

Hi! You can turn it romantic by choosing the options with 💗.

Vincent's nsfw scene appears before the 💗 options start to appear for him so for now keep picking the ❤️‍🔥 options and after sleeping with him start picking the 💗 options and you'll be good to go!

I'll say the romance starts late with Vincent because he is a slowburn route despite not being heavy on the angst so it starts at the same time for everyone, the MCs that had a physical relationship with him just have a little different flavor.

I probably need to make this more clear but you will go through a friendship part with Vincent because I care more about the relationships between characters and not really the romance lol.

So for the MCs that sleep with him it's more of a "we don't particularly like each other but we sleep with each other" and then friends and then lovers.

While for the others it's just the "we don't particularly like each other" and then friends and then lovers.

Or it just stops at friends, you do you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Red Cliff Part One Thoughts

I really like the style/design (idk proper terminology) whatever. The sets and the locations! The cinematography. It's all really pretty!

My heart was breaking in literally the very first scene with Emperor Xian and the little birdie and he looked so happy for a single second in his miserable life and then Cao Cao came in and he just went... deflate :(

Speaking of Cao Cao.. he didn't really do it for me. He lacked a certain chaotic pizzazz that I think Cao Cao should have. Like he was just Some Guy who occasionally went into Cartoon Villian mode and it was just a bit... bleh. He looked ok though.

Zhuge Liang is kinda cute and I like his energy. His introduction was fun with the way they had him lying in the grass. Looks-wise he doesn't really fit my image of him (i can't deal with his hair being up all the time for a start) but he's still Blorbo™

ZHAO YUN BABY RESCUE ZHAO YUN BABY RESCUE. I didn't initially know the movie covered Changban but I'm SO glad it does.

Also. He got to cuddle Liu Bei 🥺🥰 (who, I might add, DID NOT YEET HIS SON!!!)

Actually Liu Bei really was just a cute old dad in this 💗

We haven't seen much of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei but I like that Zhang Fei seems to actually have braincells. It's a nice change. Also the scene with Guan Yu reading to the kids towards the end is so fucking cute.

I was a bit confused about Sun Quan already being styled as a prince because I was sure that didn't happen until later? but maybe i'm wrong. He's kinda hot.

I found it a bit weird that Zhuge Liang could just walk up into his face like that because it feels a bit inappropriate to do that to a prince you have literally only just met?

Where is Ziyu? Where is my son??

ZHOU YU??? I HAVE to talk for a long time about Zhou Yu. To me this portrayal is like, the Real™ Zhou Yu. I mean don't get me wrong, I enjoy the petty, competitive little bitch that he often gets portrayed as thanks to Luo Guanzhong, but this dude? He's charming. He's kind. I fell so in love with him. Sure in an ideal world he'd have been more of a prettyboy in the face but hey you can't have everything, and he was still kinda handsome. With a gorgeous smile :)

Oh yeah and the way they introduce him by fixing the flute for that kid. I was like THAT'S HIM THAT'S MY NERD. My HEART.

The romantic and sexual tension between these two is off the charts

They go to see Zhou Yu's pretty wife Xiao Qiao and Zhuge Liang helps her deliver a baby horse... just... because? And they gaze lovingly at each other a bit more

And then they go into a darkened room to have sex play a duet while Xiao Qiao and Lu Su watch on awkwardly.

Then Sun Quan's baby sister Xiaomei shows up and asserts herself as the obligatory Sword Girl™. She insists on being involved in all the action and battle scenes. Which, well, fine I guess. At least she was historically into swords.

Anyway they go hunting and we have to watch a guy almost get eaten by a tiger.

Speaking of girls, after this we have to watch Zhou Yu have ACTUAL sex with his wife (possibly to try and make us forget about his chemistry with Zhuge Liang). Which is fine, I guess. But Xiao Qiao has been pretty much a cardboard cut-out Pretty Wife for most of this. She doesn't have anything inspiring or valuable to say. They don't even mention that she's a good musician too!

Off they all go back to meet Liu Bei + Crew again and they all become FRIENDS and it turns into a really cute buddy movie between Wu and Shu. Liu Bei is WEAVING SHOES.

There's a little bit of dick-measuring, but mostly they all get on and it's cute :)

Then there's a bit long battle or whatever. The most notable moment being Zhou Yu PULLING THE ARROW OUT OF HIS SHOULDER OH GOD WHYYYYY. NOO. WHY WOULD YOU RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD MOVIE WITH THAT

And then they have a big banquet and Sun Quan decides NOW is the perfect time to propose a marriage between his baby sister and that pathetic old Liu Bei. So she seals Liu Bei's accupoints.

The difference between Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang's reactions to this is very befitting of their characters I think lmao

Cao Cao continues to be a horny vanilla old dick. Zhuge Liang and Xiaomei play with pigeons and have a cute chat. Which feels good to me because I always saw Liangliang as the type that properly respects women.

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu have a final little chat where they're like "oh gosh I really hope we don't become enemies :(:(:( " and then that's the end!!

[konigsblog]

yooohoo!! real shame that a bunch of ppl coming @ you for dark fics, i arrive with a solution maybe if you like it

maybe make a new tag? specifically for darkfic? maybe tag it like # orladarkfics or maybe uhh # *character* darkfics, maybe make dead dove do not eat as a tag, make ur own tag instead of tagging it with the basic tags of the character so that way ur haters dont have anything 2 whine about

i do though, that's the issue !! 🙁💗 it's that they refuse to prevent this situation from happening again because they just wanna bitch about anything. :(

i use ‘dead dove do not eat’ on all my darker fics (and it's stated in my pinned, bio and ‘about me’!!), i use ‘dark content’ & ‘dead dove fic’, yet they still complain. they could easily block ‘orlaspeaks’ but choose not to, for whatever reason 😮‍💨 it's just petty of them

i think i'll just have to use it in all my posts going forward, so there's really no excuse for them whining about my work !! :3 i tag it accordingly, it's the fact they can't handle someone writing something not made for them that annoys me... 😵‍💫

[hcwritter]

Howdy ! I juste followed you but i did a before on tiktok,sad that you left i've got a request if you Can Do it pleasee ? Its about fell sans nsfw and with aftercare i love your content btw 💗

-SPECIAL REQUEST FROM A FOLLOWER DATING ONE SHOTS-

‼️⚠️NSWF⚠️‼️

( my opinion )

Side note: you didn’t specify if you wanted headcanons so imma do fanfic since it’s nswf and after care ^^ i hope you enjoy

Fell:

It was a nice summer day at snowdin, ironically there’s no snow this summer but nice warm breezes and no snow onsite but green grass. But it would have been a cherry on top if your lover, fell. Wasn’t such a man baby and making a huge fight between y’all over mustered. “Geez relax, can’t you let it go?” You annoyingly sighed after then crossing yours as the taller skeleton stares down at you with his red glowing eyes, “what would you do if someone used YOUR last mustered, huh?!” He yelled childishly “well for starters, I wouldn’t make it a big fucking deal because i can easily just buy a new fucking one!” You yelled back way more harshly than before.

Fell took a step back and clenched his heart and was sadden in expression “i-…ugrr!” He groaned and irritatedly walked away and went upstairs. “Oh yeah! Walk off like a fucking kid huh?” You tried to bring him back but he only stayed in silent. After a few hours it’s dinner time now and Papy told you he will be staying over by alphys for the night, “great..” you sighed stressfully and got to get your coat and your boots on and grabbing the keys “hey bitch face! Im going out to get chicken tenders alright?” You expected a yell or at least a noise but not a peep was heard. ‘This guy..’ as you left.

After you got the food with the drinks you lock the door and went to the dining table expecting him to be there but none, no one was even downstairs and now a thing was moved. “He’s seriously gonna be this petty?” You started to feel the anger boil up as you snapped and went up stairs and started to pound on the door “hey asshole! Wake up! We have to eat dinner, its chicken tenders so you don’t have a reason not to eat!” You yelled but only got nothing, “are you serious?!hey!” You we’re about to bang again but then it opened and your fist stopped on top of fells head starting at you weirdly calm but you notice his eyes were red and puffy “.. what the hell happened to you” you lower down your fist and stared up at him as he was only silent and then tried to close his door again but you stopped it with your hand and forcefully opened it wide and let yourself in “hey! Im not done talking to you asshole! What is wrong with you?!” You started to lecture him but he only looked down at his feet and took it in silent “hey! Im talking to you look at me!” You aggressively yelled as he finally looked but then came along him aggressively holding your shoulders and pulling you closer to his face seeing his mid grinned expression “listen here dip shit, your lil mouth of yours have been getting filthy lately. Why don’t we shut it up? Aye?” He suggested with a grin as you tried to get loose but he was now lifting you up and taking you to his shoulders and slamming you down to his bed and pinning you.

“F-fell! Get off me this instant!” You tried to push but got your both of your hands tried with his hand as he was now hovering above you “ relax doll face, i won’t be gentle ” you grunted “you little shit!” As you hissed at him and glared “let go!” “oh? Why would i? You were the one barging in my room” you blushed knowing somehow this would happen but never expected your predictions would ever come true but now your facing it right now “i was trying to help you eat dumbass! Not this! Pevr!” You spit as he only giggled and lowered himself “oh really? Then why ya nipples hard then doll face?” He pointed out as it was true,you were turned on. Your nipples we’re sensitive and he knew damn well, “lets me just~” he let go one of his hand on your wrist and pinned you with one hand one and one now teasing your nipple and playing with it with his middle finger. You groaned and moan at the sensation “f-fell! Stop! Pl-eaah!~” the sudden hot air and tongue that was placed on top of your breast was enough to skip through foreplay, “wow~ seems like this is the trick to turn you one faster huh dollface? Heh, what a slut.” He grinned as he his muffled word’s insulting you was just the cherry on top of what you want to add right now. “Fell please..I’m sensitive there..” “oh yeah? Thanks for letting me know doll face” “h-huh?!-AGH!!~” he took that information and got into sucking with the other side and and kept on switching on each nipple and leaving bite marks on’em, “ya like that doll face? Yeah?” He tease as he bites it hard in front you as you look down at him with embarrassment as he starts to lick and kiss the bite mark tendering it and repeatedly doing the same thing all over again.

“Fell! Please stop! It’s too much! Im..im..im leaking..” you tear up as your legs were shaking, fell grinned and happily let go of your wrist as it lazily traced to comfort tour breast from the abused “ahh..~” you tried to touch your own chest but it’s so sensitive you can barely touch it without twitching, “leaking huh? Let me see,spread.” He demands but you huff and did the opposite and tried closed your legs but before you could even close them properly he has it hold on your knees and knew you were about to pull some shit like that and was prepared. “Ah-ah-ah dollface, listen to daddy” he groans, the word ‘daddy’ to phrase himself got you to unconsciously spread your legs for him “good girl” he went to slide off the bed and drag your hips with him your legs hanging off his bed as he is on his knees and pulling your legs on his shoulders “this is such a beautiful view” he complimented as he was adoring your cunt as you only stayed embarrassed and hide your face with your arms “hiding your pretty face now?” He giggles as he leans towards your cunt and then started off with a big lick that made you moan loud “ah~ you like that aye? Ill give ya some more” as did,he was eating you out like it was the tastiest thing in the world. The soft licks and sudden flicks made it so exciting and fun, even the grips on your thighs was enough for you to arch and buckle up your hips making him have a face full of wet pussy.

“Mhmm~i love it when you thrust your cunt onto my face” he said as he licks of the wet spot on his cheeks as he counties to devour you while making eye contact. Seeing your body twitch and whine and arch was making his own cock hard as hell, he then pushed his tongue inside you all of the sudden making you squeal and squish him between your thighs and wrapping your legs around him pushing his face further inside you as you moaned once again “yu kow i luv diez” “what was that?” His words were muffled and couldn’t be heard and so instead of letting go and saying what he wants to say he instead pushed further and starts to wiggles inside you. “Agh! Fell!~” the sensation was so godly good you could feel tears on your eyes as you feel like stop and let go and pull away, “phew.. dayum girl, you got me drowning in this pussy” he compliments as his fave was covered with all of your cum as you flusteredly giggle, “geez thanks?” You replied as he chuckle himself as he went to fix your position and put your legs back in bed and got flipped you guys over. “Huh?!” “Heheh..come on doll,ride me” you playfully tapped both of your ass as he enjoyed it giggle with his hand “but..” “hm?” “I don’t know how to..” you shly said as you hunched over due to embarrassment “hey hey, it’s okay my love. Ill help you.” He wholesomely smiled as he lifted you up as you hold on to his hands as he lowered you to his cock, “FUCK! T-TOO BIG!” You cried out as tears were falling from your face as you held his hands for support. His cock was so big you could see the seeable budge on your tummy, “fell..” you cried out his name as he wipes your tears away “come on my love, you can do this” he encouraged as you then took that encouragement and waited for yourself to adjust as, after a few minutes the pain went from a an agony to an addiction.

“Fell.. please hold me” you offered as he did so, holding hands as he watches you bounce on him slowly, god it felt good. The slow downs were enough to throw his head back and eyes rolling, “god..keep it coming my love” you nodded as you start to go a long faster and slamming down his pelvis hard each time, taking it all out then taking it all in, the repeated sensation was just god like god for the both of you. “Oh god my love..” “fell..” you both became a moaning mess as it only got worse as you started to go faster and faster, his cock leaking a good amount of his thick cum on the side of your cunt as it sticks on your ass and created this spiderweb strings every time you lift your ass up and slam it back down creating a lewd sticky noise. “Oh god darling im gonna fucking cum-“ “me-me too!” You both got tense and got faster as his grip went from your hands to your ass and your hands on his chest as both if you went into a devilish and lustful sensation as both of you came on each other and in each other,

the heavy puffs before you fell into on top of him on his chest as you wrapped your arms around his neck as he his on your body and held you close. “You dis amazing my love, so great” he kisses your forehead as you giggled at the warm kiss as you lifted your head and kisses him on kiss cheeks as both you laid there for a few moments . “So are we alright now?” She asked with a mischievous grin “hmp! Maybe I could consider this as a possibility” he childishly hmps as both you only laughed at the dumb fight and kissed once again and went to shower together and got into y’all’s pjs and went down stairs to eat the chicken tenders while watching Disney.

“I love you so much” you look at him with a genuine smile as you lean into his arm, he giggles and wrapped one arm on you and leaned his head on you “i love you too darling” as both of you enjoyed the rest of the night and slowly and cozily fell asleep together in the coach under the warm fuzzy blanket as both of you cuddling into slumber.

[oceanlue]

If you are comfortable with this but the boys when they get into a argument with thier s/o

⚠️ mentions of being hurt and scared you have been warned

Argument with him 💧💔

💗Alphonse🧁🍭

The argument you guys would probably have is something not too heated but not to nice

You guys argue about the littlest things sometimes and it turns into a laughing match after but this time it was a bit more serious

You guys were so heated in the argument that he said something that he would never want to say ever in his life to you

After you guys froze and he realized what he said you both needed time to cool off

"Hay boo,... look I'm sorry I said that and I'm just frustrated but I know that won't make a difference how I've been acting and I want to tell you if I ever say anything like that again I want you to smack me across the face you don't deserve what I just said I'm sorry"

He loves you and he doesn't want you to go unlike someone in his past

So you guys calm down and talk it out and sit down for some movies and snacks just time for you to

🧡Seth 🏕 🍂

Often you guys get into arguments but this time it's a little bit more heated than last

You guys were arguing how assessed to just take a break once in awhile and stop over fussing about his bike and try to relax and calm down

But once you said that he flipped saying how it's his bike and he can do whatever he wants and now you two are in a heated argument back and forth throwing insults

It got too heated and you were starting to get scared until Seth grabbed your wrist so tight that made you cry and it hurt

Seth realize what you did and he instantly regretted it

He saw how it was slowly turning to a bruise and he cursed himself saying how could I have done that

"Oh...no no no. Sugar.. I..wha....I'm sorry . I am so sorry I didn't mean to hurt you sugar and I I I'm just sorry.... I don't know what got over me ...I am so sorry that ....I did this to you I know saying sorry won't fix it but ...I just need to say sorry. I did to you was unforgivable of me I hurt you and that was not what I wanted to do to you sorry sugar"

That helped you wrap bandages around your wrist and you two decided it was best for you two just to have a night of just the two of you

Out near your bonfire that you made just looking at the stars just do with him roasting marshmallows and while he's still apologizing and meanwhile you said it was fine he didn't mean to for it to happen

💚Finn🌻🪴

You guys don't get into arguing so much because he's a little innocent baby he wouldn't want to argue plus he can't really hold up a fight to save his life

But this time things are a little different you two were arguing over what kind of flowers they need for this order and things got a little too heated up and Finn was tired exhausted and not in the mood to talk

He actually yelled at you to shut up

And he actually glared at you with anger if it weren't for the tension in the air you would have found it hot

But he realized what he did and took a moment to reflect and went to the other room for a minute came back out with tears and.....

"I'm sorry Orchid.....I didn't mean to yell at you I never wanted to I'm just so stressed and tired ....I say things that I don't mean I'm sorry orchid so terribly sorry"

Of course you forgave him because you loved him and he didn't mean to so this night you guys just focused on each other while making sure Finn got some much needed rest and you took over his shift for the next two days for him to get some rest and sometime for himself

Cuz u love him

❤Auron⌚☕

You guys wobble quite a lot since he is your boss but when outside of work he is just auron your man

You guys just Petty arguments once in awhile maybe some disagreements and some turning backs and just straight up teasing you at another but this time it was a little bit different

Aaron got so fed up with your constant bitching that he yelled at you so loud that it kind of shook the house not really but it's a metaphor

He was so loud that you had to cover your ears

After a moment of silence he realized what he did he was so scared that you would leave him because you didn't want to have any further actions that he did that scared you

Until you felt something warm hugging him you were hugging him after he just yelled at you someone he cared deeply for and trusted that he yelled at cuz he was angry he was turning into something he did not want to turn into

" I know saying sorry won't help anything Rook but if it makes it better I'm sorry I yelled at you and I hope this doesn't cause anything between you and me that will destroy the thing we have I don't want you to leave me please just stay. I'm sorry"

After a little bit of reassuring and making sure he was okay you two sat down and talked it out with each other while also him apologizing over and over again and meanwhile you said he was fine and you're not going to leave him because like you and him you loved him

And he loves you

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Hope you like

Peace out

💙💙💙

[onegianthotmess]

Amelia’s Ikemen Vampire Contact List

The contact names and group chats I would have for these chaos men.

Napoleon Bonaparte - Panty Sniffer👀☹️

Either this name or “Trashy Fanfic Author✍️💕” would be my contact name for him

IRL Napoleon wrote a self insert love novel, so I’m saying Ikemen!Napoleon did that

It would probably switch between those two, if I’m being honest

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Fucking Germaphobe✋🙄

Pretty self-explanatory

I’d make fun of him for it and he’d probably yell at me for sneezing and coughing around him-

SORRY I CAN’T CONTROL WHEN I SNEEZE, YOU CLEAN WHORE-

Leonardo da Vinci - The Bisexual Cat Man💗💜💙🐈‍⬛

One, this man sleeps like a fucking cat

Whenever and where ever he wants

Two, you can’t tell me Leo and Comte haven’t at least had one maybe maybe not drunk night of sex together

Also, it’s a historical fact that Leonardo da Vinci, in real life, was most likely gay

But I’m saying Ikemen!Leo is definitely bisexual

His sex drive doesn’t discriminate-

And there I go rambling again, this isn’t my headcanons on what these sexuality of these weirdos is, it’s what their contact names would be in my phone-

Arthur Canon Doyle - Attention Slut Writer💃✍️

He doesn’t charge for attention, he gets it for free-

Also we’d probably just end up sending each other weird memes that we find while we’re up and on the internet at, like, one in the morning

Vincent van Gogh - Bubba😇🎨💛

As I’ve stated before, the van Gogh brothers have unofficially adopted me, so I’m their baby sister now

And I’m pretty sure people would ask if I’m actually related to them since me and Vincent both have the baby face curse-

Theodorus van Gogh - Bubba🖕🥞💙

Again, unofficially adopted older brother

Except we’re assholes to each other because that’s how we show our love to each other

Even though the bitch calls me a damn hondje-

I’m using salt instead of sugar in his pancakes for a month-

Dazai Osamu - Window 🪟

Seriously that’s all I got

He just climbs in through the windows to get into rooms, even my room

He’s a weirdo, but so am I, so I can’t really judge him-

Isaac Newton - Apple Pie 🍎🥧❤️

I’m his mom friend, I’m allowed to tease him

Also it was either this or “Fucking Nerd 🤓” and I didn’t want to be that mean

Also I’m the only one allowed to make apple pie for him because I don’t make fun of him for it outside of one tiny comment-

William Shakespeare - Wilhelm Shookspear🎭📝🍐

Tbh, I’d mispronounce his name just to piss him off

And then I invite him over to piss off Theo so that Will won’t be mad at me because I find him at least decent

Also, he’s Vincent’s bestie, why would I keep my unofficially adopted big brother away from his bestie he’s probably kissed while drunk once or twice

Le Comte de Saint-Germain - Mommy Comte🥰🥰

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Comte is the mother of the mansion and Leonardo is the chill as fuck dad

Also, the residents are his children

It’s literally canon that he unofficially adopted them

Sebastian/Akihiko Satou - Husband 🥰

Self-explanatory

I could’ve been mean, but I love him too much and he’d revoke my affection privileges for a week and replace them with twice as many forehead flicks

Meanie bobeanie

But I love him-

Vlad - Strawberry Shortcake🍰💐🥀

It was either this name or “Dusty Old Man😐”

And he’s pretty as fuck, so that name didn’t really fit in my opinion-

I give him free strawberry desserts, he gives me free flowers to decorate the mansion with

It’s a win-win, really

Johann Georg Faust - Pyromania💥💥💥

Tbh, I’d make fun of him for his death all the fucking time

Mutual agreement that we insult each other and try to kill each other half the time and the other half we civilly interact with a sprinkle of petty insults

It’s fun!

Charles-Henri Sanson - Baby Blues💙💙

He has pretty eyes, what do you want from me?

Also he’s a babie, he needs love!

I’m borderline adopting most of these idiots at this point but I don’t care-

THEY’RE TRAUMATIZED AND ADORABLE!!

ESPECIALLY CHARLES

[alyjojo]

Thinking of You - April ✂️ 2024 - Cancer

Whole of their energy towards Cancer: 2 Wands

Feelings: 5 Swords rev

Intentions: 7 Cups

Actions: The High Priestess

This could be someone young or immature, could be a/your kid if that applies. They genuinely don’t know what they want, this could be someone who hops from job to job, thing to thing, idea to idea, with no real regard for long term investment or “the future”. They like to live in the right-now, and aren’t pressed about it. Life is for living and we worry about today, and with that they could also be someone that’s really fun too. Maybe doesn’t have much money, doesn’t have a decent job, they live for the experience over everything else. Now however, they’re at a new beginning (forced, I’m hearing) and they are trying to plan their way forward…without knowing what they want. They know whatever they choose will take effort, long-term, and they’re overly optimistic to the point of naive with some of their ideas. When it comes to responsible things, it’s like things fly right over their head. Or switch it.

Either they’ve forgiven you or hope you forgive them, someone made a mistake or a “delusional investment” as I’m hearing it, could’ve been at a distance or that was involved. Travel literally, or just their goals in general, they may be someone that uses their looks in order to get their way, or they’re very flirty and entertaining other people. Maybe you know about one and they think you’re delusional because there’s actually seven. 777 is here for you and 7’s are all about decisions needing to be made relating to progress. Do you continue down the path you’re on, or is it time to switch lanes entirely, this path isn’t working out. Or that’s their energy. They are very attracted to you, or inspired by you if platonic, this could be someone that kinda mimics what you do. I don’t get it being off putting, more complementary. They’re kind of a dreamer, but they don’t know how to transmute their fantasies into reality, and maybe you do, or you already have. Or they’re trying to figure out how to approach you and what to say/do. They may try to appeal to your heart strings, or this person is known for being very kind, loving, nurturing. In action, they’re not saying anything and they’re not going anywhere. Waiting for nothing. Nothing that’s going to end up as their 10 Cups, inaction is an action and it’s not one they’re going to be too happy with in the long run. They do have an idea of what their 10 Cups looks like though, and most of these are minor arcanas so, things can change. Logical thinking may not come to them easily, for the time being anyway.

It is possible for someone this is King/Queen fkboy/girl and they’re only interested in messaging other options, and they’re willing to make you one of them, but they’re not looking long term, like it’s not even on their radar.

Messages:

Their side:

- I think about SEX with you all the time.

- Going in different directions.

Your side:

- Yearns for your love 💗

- All About YOU

Oracles:

Inner Peace is my Bitch ☮️

Blind 👓

Awkward - Unknown - Vision Problems

Profession 👩‍🍳

Expertise - Omniscience - Talent

Possible signs:

Cancer, Aquarius, Aries & Pisces

If you’re dealing with:

Page of Swords is a curious learning energy, and one filled with gossip, all of the tea, on either side with you & your people. In some cases there may be some stalking on either side as well, the purpose being to gather information, whether it’s out loud or not.

Aries - one person blocked the other person because they’re an asshole, or just to be one, there could be some petty silent treatment going on here, who can hurt who more?

Taurus - finally getting something they’ve always wanted, a dream come true ✨

Gemini - not sure which path to choose

Cancer - has gone through a very painful betrayal or situation that’s hurt them, no matter how they’re injured it could take some time to heal

Leo - giving love & affection to two people, or that’s why it’s over

Virgo - has feelings for you but doesn’t know how to say it, wants to ask you out or will, if they’re quiet it’s because they’re shy 🙈

Libra - canceled plans/a trip, or no progress in a situation makes them sad

Scorpio - either a beautiful romantic connection that’s everything either of you ever wanted, or a favorite family member ❤️

Sagittarius - patiently waiting for victory between you, or have waited for their chance, someone is asking the other out - finally

Capricorn - viciously ending an unstable relationship at home/in the family

Aquarius - work pressure stressing them tf out

Pisces - defensive because they feel left out

[lemonzestywrites]

Hi Zesty! For sleepover weekend - common hc that Eddie can sit and listen to Buck talk or do something for hooooours but I wanna hear your headcanons of the things Eddie talks about or does that Buck will sit and lovingly listen to/watch 💗

i love this question!!

if anything eddie “petty bitch” diaz is a gossip at heart, i fully believe after a pta event he will come home to buck and tell him everything that happened

“mary showed up today to teacher appreciation lunch without her ring on” “what?”

just hours long gossip it’s hilarious

[halfmoth-halfman]

I loved the new chapter. It was so angsty in all the good ways. It hurt so good.

They all deserve to grovel and beg for forgiveness from my girl Canary.

Make them all grovel at her feet like dogs. I was so upset the way they treated her when she came into the club I was about to throw hands. I would've if I was there, I swear I would've. They would have all been black and blue especially Graves and that bitch Kira.

Restricting her diet?? I would have poured that scalding soup in their faces. Making her dress in skimpy clothes and parade herself while they insulated her, I was physically shaking in anger especially when Makarov touched her I just wanted to smack his face until it bled. God help me I was about to raise hell for my girl Canary!

What really broke my heart was when she reached out for soap and he brushed her off I shed tears at that scene.

I love your dark mind 💗 I can't wait for the next chapter

there’s def gonna have to be some very serious discussion between canary and the 141 and it’s going to take a long time to rebuild that trust they had. even then, it might not even be possible to get back to the same relationship they had with her pre-makarov because i feel like there’s just some things that even if you forgive you can’t forget you know?

mob!graves, kira, and makarov really are the absolute worst like makarov just being himself and graves working to control and manipulate every aspect of canary’s life while kira plays along like it’s a fun little game. they all consider her to be their property, some kind of trophy they can show off and knock around however they like. they’re all just awful.

the soap part kinda hurt to write ngl because you know he’s gonna do his best to make it up to her but also like he not only ignored her but was super friendly and laughing with graves and kira??? super petty.

alskdjdhsk my dark mind, i promise it hurts me to write all of the angst just as much as it hurts to read 😂

[onlyjaeyun]

hey zadie! I sent the brent faiyaz ask. and honestly I knew ch!hoon was petty and a bitch but like after reading that written chapter and that last one… it solidified that. like he really is batshit…

bat-sHIT. you guys don't get it he's lowkey so morally gray if you look again it from a certain perspective but i love it sm 😭💗

[heeliopheelia]

Seeing these asks on my newsfeed about who they forgive and who they'll make sure never breathes in the same direction as them again i agree with all if not most of them! Jungwon is a clear "forgive" for me, a lot may have thought that the last line is a little crossing it and IT IS but honestly it reminded me of a certain situation for me rn and i DEFINITELY needed to hear that rn (from jungwon my bias too even if its ff no less) niki is a close second but I AM PETTY SO GROVEL FOR A BIT MORE HAHA jay can be forgiven since he did seem to regret at the end but its just weird to not remember or have like an alarm/reminder about a loved ones bday YOUR LOVER OF ALL PEOPLE like i get not remembering bdays (i dont really try to remember every person i know's bday but only the special ones) so yeah he can grovel a little longer than niki. Jake he was on the fence but we saw his priorities when it ended while with jay it showed his regret jake seems he showed his regret caught lying straight out of his ass so ur in the break up line!!! Pretty we also came to a general consensus that the rest are irredeemable LMAOOOO but i think i saw u question you expected hoon to be the most hated one and as a hee amd sunoo (this ff) not forgiver for me its the "other woman" kind of deal cause with sunghoon, he's a bitch but atleast no other parties involved while for sunoo and heeseung is like not are they a bitch but its also like another slap on the face cause they dont respect you as a lover by bringing a 3rd party in the argument. Anyways that was long HAHAHA but yeah, those are my thoughts but in the end of the day its your account and work so you have the freedom to do whatever (unless you forgive the bottom 3 ill fight u /j)

No bcs bestie that was so investing like what 😍💞 Thank you so much for such feedback 😭😭 I love reading what you guys think about everyone fr 💖💗 ngl i feel like some of yall will be raging at one particular ending that I wrote 💀

[kallypsos]

Aww glad to help on this stupid evening! 💗 ok here’s a fun ask: top 5 (or more) Mbappé hot bitch moments! 😜😍😊

ahh thank you for this! i love talking 💗

ok let's see...not in order btw

this moment in the euro 2020 press conference before the france-germany match. sorry i can't find a video with an english translation but basically he's being asked specifically about giroud in a very roundabout way (it seems like you pass the ball more easily to certain players or something like that, sorry my french is like middle grade lmao) and he just goes off. even if you don't speak french his expressions alone are chefs kiss lmao

france - argentina world cup final 2022? need i say more? bde

kane's missed penalty in the france - england wc 22 match lmao the pettiness jumped out

after he almost dropped out of the french nt when he felt that the french football federation wasn't taking racism in the sport seriously: “I said, ‘I cannot play for people who think I’m a monkey. I’m not gonna play. But after, I take the reflection with all the people who play around me and root for me, and I think it was not the good message to give up. Because I think I’m an example for everybody. This is the new France. ... It’s for that, that I didn’t give up the national team. Because it is a message to the young generation to say, ‘We are stronger than that.’ ”

because it's so fresh in my mind, the goal against lille last week. that was hot

ummm realised i wrote a lot sorrey. also these may look a bit random (it's because they are) and i interpreted your "bad bitch" SO broadly but they're the ones that popped into my head

edit: forgot to ask!😔 do you have any fav moments?