#peter/5

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Peter: But what about Five?

Sam: I wouldn’t worry about her. I once saw her trip and fall down five flights of stairs, get up, and keep eating her peanut butter sandwich as if nothing happened.

Peter: Oh… Well that’s-

Sam: Then she choked on her sandwich because she spilled her drink falling down the stairs and Tom had to perform the Heimlich Maneuver to keep her from dying.

Peter: You are nOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER!

@dorkylittleweirdo

[amberpriceenthusiast]

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

[nobitchs-world]

Me after explaining the multiverse of different people and characters where I have different ocs in my head to my sisters

[payasobabas69]

Father, Son and Holy Spirit

[peterstrahmspen]

Scott Patterson, Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell and James Wan at Saw blood drives.

[thesunpapaya]

I love yurifying them

[hartzra]

Someone told him the jigsaw killer was inside the slide!! he mad as hell

[joe-spookyy]

EVERY ONE GRAB A STRAW AND START SUCKING! WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM!!!!

[bogwatr]

So Cube-Core

[saucefunk]

casket

[hemlock-dreams]

Brainworm of Inmate!Peter Parker. Went to Rykers after a botched robbery turned manslaughter.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

*on a nature hike*

Peter: It’s beautiful out here.

Tom: And quiet.

Tom: Too quiet.

Jody: We’ve lost someone, haven’t we?

Five, two miles behind them on the trail: *fighting a raccoon*

@dorkylittleweirdo

[fuckincityhands]

my friend kept talking about how Strahm is literally this one image so I like... had to draw it obviously

i got a tad carried away. anyways. cheers :3

[emtropi]

[mydairpercabeth]

GOTG3 SPOILERS

Nebula got to rescue children from an evil experiments and give them the home she would have wanted

[nogodsnomorales]