#peter b parker rp

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

MJ says I need to market my brand better. I'm not really sure how to do that, is this tumble thing a good place? I looked at X but it set off my spider sense.

MDNI - This space is gonna be for adults. There might be some explicit stuff, I don't have time for a second blog. Also what kids are following me anyway? (ooc: adults rping as kids, you're fine I guess, just don't be weird about it. Also mun is late 30s and not comfortable being NSFW with teens.)

@d-adpool and I are boyfriends. Manfriends? Anyway. I like his stupid face a lot.

Tagging Masterpost

More below the break.

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About:

Earth 616 original recipe (spider sense, super strength and super healing included)

He/him and bi

Old af. 30 was a while ago, then the math got hard to remember

Part-time Spider-Man, full time parent

Probably a trophy husband but you know what? I'm fine with it

In an on-again off-again marriage w the beautiful and talented MJ Watson-Parker

We can and do play around, though. We're ex-divorced, not dead!

[VENOM IS HERE TOO. HE/THEY/IT, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT GENDER. WE ARE 'THEY' WITH OUR HOST]

If I don't reply right away it only means I'm doing more important things than chatting. Sorry not sorry, I got a city to save and a baby to raise

New to tumble so if I do or say something wrong call me out for it

Likes:

Fighting crime

My kid. Seriously she's so cute, have you seen her?

Naps

Cheese-based snacks

Bullying Deadpools, specifically

Dislikes:

Poop, spitup - I have plenty in my life, thanks

Minors hanging around where they're not supposed to. Go to school. Or find someone your own age to talk to.

Large age gaps are a little weird, too - if I could be your parents' age I probably don't wanna get freaky

DMs open to chat/ask questions, not play

ooc: blog moderated by @bunsofhoney / @harrowitzer . Mun is late 30s. Asks, rbs, and submissions are welcome! DM for boundary talk before anything physical. Also I'm new to RP so feel free to give feedback.

[gabriella-trn1042]

Why do the birds go on singing? Why do the stars glow above?

Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when I lost your love

Indie Gabriella O'Hara | Across the Spiderverse Sometime Spider Girl | Always Daddy's Girl

[cloudybrews]

" Well.. this place is weird because I have no idea whats going on" he pauses and squints. " What kind of name is Avengers.. is it boy band or something" he asked eyebrow raised.

[thesongofthegreens]

MUTLI-MUSE

INTO THE SPIDERVERSE

I have recently seen Across the Spiderverse but I can hold off on spoilers for the movie if you haven't seen it. I have so much muse for Peter B Parker that it is unreal and I love him so much! Into the Spiderverse is one of my comfort movies so I have been wanting to do something in that era! (I have read many Spider-Man comics and I would love to do any of the live-action Spider-Men as well, as they are some of my favorite characters. I am currently playing the PS4 Spider-Man game so that will be in the table as well!)

Partners I am looking for in a Peter Parker roleplay: Miles Morales, Gwen Stacey, Miguel O'Hara, Mary Jane, Kingpin, Doctor Octavius, Norman Osborn, Harry Osborn, or any of the Spider-People.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Dark themes, violence, and gore. RESTRICTIONS: Do not ask to do a minor x adult roleplay at any point, I will report you. I will not do any graphic depictions of sexual assault of any kind. There are no exceptions to either of these rules.

[whosmoraless]

"In case it escaped your notice, I care about you!"

@peterbsideparker

let's make it hurt

Nobody would ever consider Miles an angry person - much less Miles himself. Not in the sense that he never has been, or that he's a push-over, he just never had a temper on him. When faced with vitriol thrown his way, he meets it with a shrug and a quip, or works to diffuse it, or some mix of the two. His patience could usually withstand a category 5 hurricane.

And yet.

In the face of those simple words, from Peter of all people, after everything he'd been through in what was absolutely the fucking worst two days of his life? Hell, the worst year and half of his life?

Miles swears he feels something snap inside him; can practically see the spiky little sound effect bubble pop up near his head.

"Uh, of course it escaped my notice," the teen spits out, his teeth grinding, "How the hell'm I supposed to believe shit you say? You- all of you- were tooootally down with just- just abandoning me."

He can feel it, the way his friends' their pitying, wide eyes bore into him, some with their hands raised like they're placating a wild animal; no doubt thinking him pathetic, or childish, or unfounded in his rage.

But what else is he supposed to feel? His dimension, his home is wrecked, his life nearly ruined by some creepy guy turned cosmic flaw. A rabid vampire-y guy chased and throttled him to shit and nobody helped. He nearly died while stranded in the wrong dimension, all as his father was in imminent danger. And they didn't care. They were complacent in it.

All because of one self-important man with a stupid, half-baked theory with more holes than Swiss cheese convinced them it was for the greater good.

And now they have the sheer, unmitigated gall to think that saving him at the last possible second and having a fucking heart to heart after Miles about fucking killed himself after the battle will make it up to him?

Fuck. That.

He's not that awkward, people-pleasing middleschooler they met so long ago, who would've done anything, put up with anything, just to be accepted. To feel less alone.

He died a long time ago.

They don't get to wash their hands of guilt so easily now. Not now that Miles is older, wisened, traumatized by time and experience and long nights crying and almost throwing his entire life's dream away for them only to realize he wasn't even a blip in their goddamn minds.

Miles has to physically swallow down the bile creeping up his throat.

"I can sorta, sorta get why you two-" he gestures at Gwen and Peni with his non-shredded-by-Miguel arm, "would go along with it, that guy's scary as hell, probably said allll the right things to you at the worst times of your lives."

They wince. Good.

"But you? You, Peter?"

He despises himself for the way his voice wavers as he shouts. The last thing he needs is to start angry-crying; make himself look more like a dumb kid.

"You never, ever thought for a single moment that, yannow, dooming countless people to die if that batshit theory were right, fucking helping it happen, was kinda sorta seriously fucked up?"

(In the corner of his eye, he sees 42-him's mouth twitch. He can't help but feel indignant for him too; this whole time the Society O'hara's band of sheep could've helped him, but they chose not to. Let his dimension go to shit because of that stupid fucking Canon.)

"And then you decide to be all buddy-buddy with me now? 'Cause of what, guilt? Some weird complex? Nuh uh, no way, I am not letting you just- just get away with this shit. You're the grown adult, why'd you never act like it?"

Sure, maybe it's getting personal now, the memories of the way the original group talked shit about him literally directly behind his back; forcing every single complicated feeling he had for them out into the air that he never allowed himself to feel back when he was a lonely kid who just missed their presence.

But... this all goes to show they never believed in him. Not once. It's not a hard leap to go from dumb-kid-who-can't-be-trusted to anomaly-that-can't-be-contacted.

Maybe Miles isn't thinking totally straight. He's angry, he's hurting, and he's tired - physically and emotionally. Tired of having to prove himself his whole life. Of being expected to be 'mature' and the bigger person even when everything screws him over. Of continually having to prove himself to grown adults who refuse to see past their noses until forced to.

Like Miguel. Like Peter.

A shaky breath. Clenched, trembling hands. "Why wasn't I worth it?"

[spider-lily929]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LILLY HELP BILLIE THE FUCKING KID MIGUEL IS AFTER MEEEEEEE-

-Peter

Miguel....

[noir-spider-noir]

Noir! It's been awhile, we should really catch up! @peterbsideparker

Hello, Peter. I didn't know you were here

[spiderman2-99]

Is there gonna be any Halloween event or anything

@crybaby-spider

Not one made by me. Non-zero chance Parker might throw something though.

Word for the wise: let him yap about his baby. You have no choice.

[lyrate-lifeform-approximation]

[ 🌟 ] 

The tree that had 'mysteriously' appeared in the Spider Society lobby was huge. It had to be, not only because the space was humongous to begin with, but to accommodate all of the different holiday-enjoying Spiders and their unique traditions. Everyone was encouraged to add their own ornaments, really make it a group effort, but the top was reserved for one particular decoration.

"Ta-da!" Peter exclaimed proudly as he pointed out the picture of LYLA sat at the peak of the pine. "Who better to light the tree than our own guardian angel?"

@peterbsideparker

A faux-blush coated LYLA's cheeks as she played into the dramatics. "Awe, Peter! That's so sweet of you!"

She zipped over to the image, hovering around the faintly glowing hologram photo of her. She stood beside it, mimicking the position it was in. "Shouldn't you have just asked me to make a duplicate of myself so it could be on the tree instead of using a photo of me?"

[glowing-arachnid]

Incorrect Spiderverse Quotes 2.0

Kyoki: So how do you know the host? Mila: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk. Bridge: That BITCH! Fable: I pulled them over for money laundering. Peter B: I'm chaperoning their dinner party. Lyla: They stole a baconator! Bridge: That BITCH! Kyoki: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear! ------------------------------- Lyla: *tapping fingers on table* Bridge: *taps fingers back furiously* Mila: …What’s going on? Fable: Morse code. They’re talking. Lyla: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - Bridge: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK! -------------------------------- Mila: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts! Kyoki: Eyy, that’s the spirit! Mila: *gasps* whErE???!!!? ------------------------------ Miguel: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business* Kyoki, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER??? ----------------------------- Miguel: Some people are like slinkies. Lyla: What? Miguel: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Lyla: Lyla: Please don't push Kyoki down the stairs. Miguel, pushing Kyoki down the stairs: Too late. ----------------------------- Kyoki: Time for plan G. Fable: Don’t you mean plan B? Kyoki: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Hobie: What about plan D? Kyoki: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Bridge: What about plan E? Kyoki: I’m hoping not to use it. Lyla dies in plan E. Miguel: I like plan E. ---------------------------------- Bridge, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need— Kyoki: A family. Peter B: A better love life. Mila: Mental stability. Gwen: *clueless* Bagels? ------------------------------- Kyoki: I’m going to hell. Bridge: Probably. Kyoki: I'll pick you up? Bridge: *nodding* Carpool. ----------------------------- The demon Kyoki summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Kyoki, flipping through a cookbook as fast as they can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup! ---------------------------- Gwen: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? Peter B: I gotta give you credit, Kyoki. You make it look easy. Kyoki: Years of practice. ------------ @peterbsideparker @spiderbite-from-0202 @spiderman2-99 @ghostly-sunflower @spiderpunkofficial @nan0-sp1der @crybaby-spider @lyrate-lifeform-approximation

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Completed Scene Masterpost

(// An attempt at a list of completed scenes in roughly chronological order. Why? Because I have the crazy. This will be updated and linked in the bio.)

Peter B and Dadpool:

Meatloaf Dick Slutpool Mr. Darcy Vanilla Shitty Margs Pt. 1 Shitty Margs Pt. 2 Ask game Snowballs and Cocoa pt. 1 Snowballs and Cocoa pt. 2 Snowballs and Cocoa pt. 3 Snowballs and Cocoa pt. 4 Gimme some sugar Pick up your fucking phone (context: Wade's kid got kidnapped and then he met a pre-Weapon X version of himself and he's having a rough time.) Sleepy time pt. 1 Sleepy time pt. 2 Shower Confessions (in progress)

Peter B and Merc

Swinging by pt. 1 Swinging by pt. 2 Snowball fight Frisbee pt. 1 Frisbee pt. 2 Frisbee pt. 3 (in progress)

Other scenes:

Swinging with Kidpool Tacos with Dogpool Black Cat Mayday my amazing and cute and wonderful daughter (There's also a side story where Peter and Wade both work at Avengers HQ but it's not required reading)

[tangledtendrils]

Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.

PETER. B. PARKER.

your friendly(-ish) neighbourhood Spider -Man. grief, his constant companion. approach with caution. 

a beloved muse of .　　. 　 ˚　. ⌗ tangent.  

PSD credits: cherish by @rjefltrs on POLARR

Layout template: #42 'SPILLED' by @/jessource on tumblr

[itsallturningupparker]

Hey~ here looking for Spiderverse rpers who are 18+ and open to nsfw rps. (I am 23)

I am based on discord and enjoy both literate and semi-lit rping, I enjoy AUs of all kind including things like abo or even just small coffee shop aus - would like something canon divergent!

I RP Miguel O'Hara or Peter B Parker! So I don't mind which spidey or other you shall be!

Interact with this post or shoot a dm to itsallturningupparker and Ill get back to you!

[fandomnerd9602]

Ok so we should make a spiderverse reaction series how about the Spider people reaction to meeting Male Reader as Punisher Spider-Man

And next meeting Reader as Ghost Spider

Sounds good to me!

When they see the Punisher Spider-Man

Noir: do you brood in the evening?

Punisher: yes, after the death of my uncle Ben I swore vengeance

Y/N (Spideypool): ooo you’d fit in perfectly with my dad Wade

Miles: no he wouldn’t! This guy would try to kill your dad…and fail

When the Gang Meets the Ghost Rider Spider Man…

Gwen: so you judge the souls of the earth?

Ghost Rider: yes.

Miles: so how guilty is Spideypool?

Ghost Rider: last time I used the penance stare. He called it a clip show

Peter B: that sounds right

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Bro, the void fam is falling out

I’m going to pull a Peter B Parker then…

*buckles little Logn in article baby carrier on my chest*

[blondedingdong]

The silly urge to make another RP account.

knuckles_oh_no.mp3

It's not like I already have @chaos-agent-rory & @golden-king-midas and am slow at updating and keeping up. 😋💦