#petelee

[petewentzsextape]

sorry i know im the only petelee girlie but im constantly thinking ab how pete said he and ashlee would fuck in front of mirrors and that tells me they totally made a sex tape at least once and pete would watch it while on tour :/

[ifwuuu]

them i love this ship guys

( kaylee had to get on her knees a bit she’s taller than him )

okay bye

[pagesixlovers]

cutest ever

[rosegoldcas]

Pete: Saint, how was school today?

Saint: This mean kid pushed me down.

Pete: Oh. Did you push him back?

Saint: No, he’s bigger than me.

Pete: Uh huh. Bronx?

Bronx: On it.

[genesissiseneg]

Here’s the @irvineimprov photo dump! I am so beyond grateful to @peteleepeteleepetelee for giving me, @maryromeo and @mirandameadowss the opportunity to rock that club this weekend. What a fun and surreal moment that I was so happy to be able to share with friends. Thank you to everyone who came out to support! 🎙 | 📸: @gemineye_photos #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian #standupcomic #comedians #theimprov #irvineimprov #comedyclub #irvineimprovecomedyclub #improvcomedyclub #petelee #comedyshow #improvcomedy #wittytitties #wittytittiesshow #irvinespectrum #lacomedy (at Irvine Improv) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRR71aZgM8q/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ocmdbeachdude]

Coming up tomorrow morning! ocean98.com #ocean98 #voiceofthecommunity #thankyouforlistening #bulldogsrudeawakeningshow #ocmd #thecarstoremdde #thetruckstoremdde #hightidefenwick #petelee #talldarkandpleasant #showtimenetwork #d3corp #rogerbennett #thecube #tbsnetwork (at Ocean 98.1 WOCM) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRCvlVyr3O_/?utm_medium=tumblr

[tuckerrule]

i hate that i tagged that post with petelee when most of the people who will see it won’t get it 😔

[iamajbillions]

#Celebrity #Comedian @pete_af photos from tonight #PeteLee

[petewentzsextape]

should be me

[ifwuuu]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

silly short story i wrote a long time ago

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Kaylee never thought Pete would be the type to dress as a rabbit, a *pink* rabbit; more importantly. ( Even if it was a dare.. )

She decided to dress up alongside him, dressing as a purple rabbit.

She was a bit angry when he went and practically ditched her to go to his friends ( and never told her so )

*What a stupid boy !*

In which later she went to her dorm, angry and pouting all the while.

A few minutes into the *Nightmare Before Christmas* movie, she was interrupted on your movie marathon with a knock on her door.

She lazily got up, opening the door.

She was met with Pete, his rabbit ears comically dropping.

“ .. Hey, Kaylee. “ He greeted softly before nervously and sheepishly smiling, knowing full well he fucked up.

In all honestly, he was stuck. But if he didn’t go with Gary and Jimmy, Gary would’ve probably forced him anyways.

He opened his empty candy basket.

“ I kept my basket empty so we could go trick-or-treating together. “ He said softly once again, looking at the pumpkin-shaped plastic basket.

Kaylee rose her brows, her annoyed expression softening.

“ You still wanted to go trick-or-treating ? “ She asks softly.

“ Yes. I did… " He admitted, sighing softly as he lowered his rabbit ears.

" I didn't want to ditch you. Gary dared me. " Pete admitted again, looking at the ground with a frown on his face.

The corners of Kaylee’s mouth twitched to a soft and endeared smile, a red hue flickering on her chubby cheeks.

“ You left them, why ? “

Pete would scratch the back of his head and chuckle.

" Because… You mean more to me than they do. " He admitted again, his blush darkening as he shifted his gaze towards Kaylee.

“ And, also.. Gary and Jimmy were gonna prank a teacher by giving a dog laxatives and some dumb shit like that.. “

Kaylee smiled further, her endeared smile shifting to one of amusement.

“ Really ? No way. “ She replied, her tone matching her facial expression.

" Yeahh.. Now— Let’s trick or treat, eh ? "

He would take her hand, intertwining his fingers with hers.

" You have to lead the way since I always get lost. "

Kaylee smiled and leaned in to kiss his cheek.

She pulled away after she pressed her lips to his cheek, which was burning by the way.

“ I’ll go change real quick. “

Pete could've sworn that his heart skipped a beat or two when she kissed his cheek, even if it only lasted less than a few seconds.

He was completely red and flustered in the face.

" Alright… I’ll wait right here. " He said, trying to hold the butterflies in his stomach under control.

Kaylee nods before closing the door and rummaged through my room as she changed into the purple rabbit onesie.

She slipped some UGG slippers on before emerging from her dorm room. She had that purple onesie on, with pig-tails cascading her shoulders and holding a ghost plastic bucket.

Pete was currently looking around the hallway at all of the other students and their costumes.

He glanced over at Kaylee when he heard the door open.

She looked like a cute little bunny, her pigtails and outfit being the main feature of her appearance which he found absolutely adorable and attractive. He was still blushing like hell even at the sight in front of him.

" You… *look really cute in that bunny onesie, Kaylee. "* he would say, smiling as he walked over to her.

Kaylee smiled softly, blushing once again.

“ Thank you.. “ She replied, stepping closer to him as-well.

He took her hand in his, giving it a gentle little squeeze.

" You ready to go ? " He asked, smiling a bit.

If he was being honest with himself, he wasn't as interested in the trick or treating part as he was about spending time with Kaylee.

Kaylee then nods, walking alongside Pete. Pete smiled brightly once she accepted, his smile widening as he walked beside her, making his way outside of her dorm room.

They were walking closely together, leaving the girls’ dormitory. Mrs. Peabody would’ve never known Pete practically snuck in just to see Kaylee.

It was completely dark outside, the sun completely set for the night, with only the moon hanging in the dark blue sky and the stars dotting the void, along with the streetlights lighting their way down the path.

Pete glanced around at the other students, some being dressed as clowns, while others dressed as their favorite videogame and cartoon characters.

" This is.. Kinda nice. " He said, squeezing her hand.

It felt so right walking beside her, he thought.

She nods, occasionally looking over at his face.

She couldn’t help but at least *admire* him at some point, he was adorable! And handsome, she thought.

Pete took notice of this, and decided to be bold; which was a once-in-a-lifetime-thing for him.

" Kaylee, you know.. " He would start in a soft tone.

".. The only thing I truly want out of this Halloween is being with you. "

It was the simple truth, he didn't want anything material like a piece of candy or a videogame; he wanted her. And that was the most important thing to him.

The walk would be relatively quiet, with the exception of the talking, laughing, and chatting from the other students making their way down the pathway and to their favorite destination.

Kaylee rose her brows, her heart leaping to her throat as that red hue was etching onto her cheeks.

“ Really ? “ She asks quietly.

She hadn’t expected this; she didn’t expect for Pete to be so bold and.. Sweet.

" Mhm. " He nodded before pulling her a little bit closer to himself.

He knew it was a little embarrassing, but he was being vulnerable for her. Telling Kaylee that he wanted her the most in his life.

" I really do mean it.. " He would admit as he glanced over at her.

God, he would be able to gush on about her all day and night.

Kaylee registered his charming face into her mind, her blush deepening as she felt herself start to smile once again.

“ Ah, well—.. That’s so sweet of you.. “ She stammers nervously, looking away.

" Heh, " He would chuckle lightly, grinning before noticing the path ending at the entrance of town, with the town only being a few feet away.

" Looks like we're here. Ready to go trick and treating ? " He would ask, grinning, trying to ignore the fact that she was looking completely adorable and flustered as she stammered.

She nods slowly, gripping the plastic bucket with her fingers.

“ Yeah. “ She replied in a soft tone, “ I’m ready. “

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

PETELEE FOR THE WIN 🔥 🔥 🔥

[pagesixlovers]

pete wentz / ashlee simpson

[genesissiseneg]

TONIGHT, I’m excited to say that I will hosting at the @irvineimprov! Thank you so much to @peteleepeteleepetelee for letting me have the time and for @maryromeo for being an amazing comic and friend. @mirandameadowss will also be on the lineup! Please come out tonight and go check out Pete’s special that just dropped on Showtime! 🎙 #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #comedian #comedyshow #comedyclub #standupcomedian #standupcomic #improv #irvineimprov #irvinespectrum #occomic #occomedy #showtime #comedyspecial #petelee #peteleecomedy #theimprov #improvcomedy #improvcomedyclub (at Irvine Improv) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRMjOtnAHit/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ocmdbeachdude]

Coming up tomorrow morning! ocean98.com #ocean98 #voiceofthecommunity #thankyouforlistening #bulldogsrudeawakeningshow #ocmd #thecarstoremdde #thetruckstoremdde #hightidefenwick #petelee #talldarkandpleasant #showtimenetwork #d3corp #rogerbennett #thecube #tbsnetwork (at Ocean 98.1 WOCM) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRCva9NLKtF/?utm_medium=tumblr

[tuckerrule]

PETELEE

PETELEE

[pagesixlovers]

x

[pagesixlovers]

i wanna kill myself because of this btw. so cute. fucked up love isn’t real