#pet of the month

[vintageplayboy]

VICTORIA LYNN JOHNSON for Penthouse Magazine, 1976/1977.

[20th-century-man]

Adrian King / Penthouse Pet of the Month, December 1976.

[podslastitel]

Stephanie McLean - Penthouse - Pet of the Month - April (1970)

[durtycuntrygurls]

Carolina White - Pet Of The Month September 2021

[halltastic]

[atashirin]

どーもデス

[unhinged-ghoste]

I really love talking about my cats so I wanna share my cats with you (pics included)

This is Toast. I got her first. Her birthday is April something, like 7th-17th. She's my most photogenic baby. She's very lazy and fat. We think she's part ragdoll bc you can literally just fling her around and she's like "ok". I adopted her out of sheer anxiety bc I went to the pound alone and picked the first kitten I saw and was like "this is the one simply bc I'm anxious and I wanna go home." Her original name was Athena but I didn't want that name so I named her Toast bc the top of her head looked like toast. Also she has cat herpes.

This is Whisper. He has anxiety like me. My bf picked him out at a different shelter. My bf clearly has a thing for creatures riddled with anxiety. We call him Boy a lot bc he's our only boy cat. His original name was Lennon but who tf has a cat named Lennon so we named him Whisper bc he was quiet as a mouse when we first got him. This has since changed. He is the loudest mf I've ever experienced. He screams when he forgets where you are. He screams when he's hungry. He screams when he's bored. He would open doors if the knobs weren't spherical. He used to SH??? But he's stopped finally. He can speak English slightly but only the word Hello. His breath smells like ass and he needs constant attention or he'll cry. He's the same weight as every cat else but his bones are so heavy bc when he steps on you its like blunt knives are being attemptedly driven into you.

This is Fart. Yes, Fart. Her full legal name is fartsoundeffect.mp3. She's my meme cat, I have so many funny pictures of her. Her original name was Roxanne but she is very deserving of the name Fart. She loves concrete time and her wet food deeply. She is a War Criminal and has been convicted of at least 72 felonies. She was thrown out of a car window as a baby and because of that, she only has 1 brain cell and it is full of Rage. Here is some things wrong with her:

* Rage. Anger. Spite.

* liquid shit

* Insanity

Here are some crimes she has committed:

* Shit on me while I was in bed twice

* shit in my mom's home office, her bathroom, her living room, and behind the stairs in the stairwell

* ripped my dad's, my bfs, and my arm open

* pissed on multiple bathroom rugs multiple times

* dug a hole in the litter box, aim properly, then completely missed and peed all over the floor. In front of me.

* farted in front of house guests, my late grandma's physical therapy nurses, home health nurses, and a church pastor.

* Vomit logs onto the floor

I have taken her and her poop in a Tupperware container to the vet to analyze it to see if it was a bacterial infection or anything wrong with her in that way, and she's perfectly healthy apparently. We've switched food brands 28 times and she's still like this. So. Yeah. I would however go back and choose her again bc I truly believe no one would put up with her other than me.

Anyways thanks for reading ab my disabled cats I'd love to learn and read ab your cats.

[movieposters1]

[celebritypawblog]

"Dog Breed of the Month."

I wanna start something new for Celebrity PawBlog. Introducing the "Dog Breed of the Month." For the month of September, we will be celebrating the fascinating, loving, and adorable dog breed Morkie.

[cyronite]

I would like to introduce you to Sir Fluffy, the newest Webkinz to join my growing collection.

[20th-century-man]

Aneliese Nesbitt / Penthouse Pet of the Month, January 1989.

[podslastitel]

Christina Lindberg - Penthouse - Pet of the Month - June (1970)

[beautiesofbygoneeras]

Gillian Duxbury aka Billie Deane - British Page 3 Glamour Model and March 1972 Penthouse Pet of the Month.

[durtycuntrygurls]

Carolina White - Pet Of The Month September 2021

[halltastic]

Shy Sasha

[atashirin]

蝶々とハム太郎