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"What are you doing?"
"N-Nothingggg, just studying, not drawing burger muppets at aallll"
#i have like one more final to go#let me have this#huh. andy's hair looks a little off#bobs burgers#bob's burgers#jimmy pesto jr#andy and ollie#pesto boys baby!
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I might be a bit obsessed with King Pesto.
#pesto the penguin#king penguin#penguins#baby penguin#hail the king Pesto#animals#animal art#penguin art#possibly a#cryptid#lol I don't know the boy is#LORGE
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i love pesto sm :(
#tbh i stopped following penguins when sphen died but pesto is so beautiful#he is funny to look at sure but beside basil—who he towers over—he is just a baby#like he really is just her baby. big boy or not 🥹#sun rambles
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love these dorky tweens and their friendship <33
#my headcanon is that jimmy jr hasn't actually started puberty yet. sorry baby boy no facial hair for you#bob's burgers#fanart#tina belcher#jimmy pesto jr#zeke x tina x jimmy jr
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Thinking about older Jimmy Jr wanting to change his nickname so that he can separate himself from his dad 🥺
#he tries to get people to call him like jim or james and drop the jr#he also uses his moms last name or something#he is eventually okay with people calling him jimmy as long as they dint add the jr#bobs burgers#bob's burgers#jimmy jr#jimmy jr pesto#baby boy quite honestly#he has a love hate relationship with his dad#he wants to make him proud but doesnt feel like he ever will
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Also I'm going to pet my cat. >:((
That will help. >>>:(((
#pesto my baby boy#my menace#hes going to get squeezed and he'll be so patient about it like he always is. he might even purr. bless.
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Could you do fic for Peter 'Bono' Bonnington with wife chef!reader? She always brought him food because she knew how busy he could get with everything. So, she would always make him his favourite meals/pick up a guilty pleasure snack as a surprise for him. Maybe she had some surprises for him. I'll let you decide what it was. Just something fluff and cute. Thanks! :))
Lets make lunch for my Husband! - Peter Bonnington x ChefWife! Reader
Plot: You are famous on Tiktok for making videos where you pack lunches for you husband but use ingredients globally as you always travel with him of race weekends.
Credit to princemick for the GIF
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y/user: Racing in Bahrain!
Come make lunch with me for my husband who doesn’t go to Mercedes Hospitality for some reason!
Round One 🇧🇭 And we have Chicken, Rice and Veggies (a very hearty meal here) 🏎️
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fan1: I love her TikTok’s she’s so funny and Peter is just so cute!
fan2: their relationship is eveything you me
gordongram: Cooking in Style as always Y/N!
-> y/user: thanks Gords!
“Baby, lunch was amazing today! And thank you for putting the Twirl in there!” He grins as you both get back to the hotel, it had been a good race and you were both happy.
“I’m so glad you enjoyed it hunny. I’ve already made a meal plan of what I’m going to make at each race! You’ll be so happy with breakfast lunch and dinner in Silverstone!” You grin pulling him in for a kiss.
“Mmmm what have I got?” He grins, pulling you to sit on his lap on the sofa in your hotel room.
“Breakfast, of course a full English, get you all set for the day and make sure you’ve got all the protein to see you through till lunch. Then you’ve got your fave Ham Pesto and Mozzarella Sandwich for lunch. And then to round it off, I’ll invite Toto, Suzie, Lewis, George and Carmen all round for a Sunday Roast!” You say practically bouncing at the prospect of guests and being able to cook for them!
“I love you, you are without a doubt the best thing that has ever happened to me” he smiles pulling you back to relax on the sofa as you both sit there in each others embrace.
“I love you most!” You declare making him laugh and kiss your head. It wasn’t a battle he could win with you despite knowing you were wrong and he held an impossible amount of love for you.
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y/user: Racing in Saudí Arabia!
Come make lunch with me for my husband who doesn’t go to Mercedes Hospitality for some reason!
Round Two 🇸🇦 And we have my first time making Kabsa which a local helped me get all the ingredients! It’s very yummy! 🏎️
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peter.bonn: it was so nice, can’t wait to come back!
fan1: I’m living for this series, not the rich men racing!
fan2: this is so cute that she cooks for him!
“You know, the boys keep saying you need to start bringing it in for them aswell” he chides as you get into the car.
“What am I expected to cook for the 5000 now? I don’t think so, that’s why they have a paid for hospitality…” you groan, waking up early just to prepare Peter some food was exhausting you couldn’t imagine getting up to make it for more people!
“Maybe Toto should hire you as head chef here!” He grins and you laugh at the thought. You, working in Mercedes Catering?
“Baby … you know I have a … Michelin Star right?” you offer in confusion.
“Oh so your below working for Mercedes now are you?” He frowns, faking his offence on the matter.
“Oh stop being a whiny baby Pete!” You scold lightly hitting his arm, making him recoil and sigh before pulling you into a big hug.
“Im lucky you don’t have to be there 24/7. What would I do without you” he laughs.
“Probably starve as you’d forget to eat!” You hum in thought.
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y/user: Racing in Australia!
Come make lunch with me for my husband who doesn’t go to Mercedes Hospitality for some reason!
Round Three 🇦🇺 Of course I couldn’t come in and not offer fairy bread (as requested by my adopted grid son Oscar Piastri) and my famous Chicken Parm Sandwiches for the team which went down a treat!
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oscarpiastri: thank you for the fairy bread Y/N, LN understands the hype now
-> landonorris: don’t tell Jon, he said I couldn’t have any …
-> y/user: and rat out my second grid son, no way!
danielricciardo: brought back childhood memories! Thanks for coming all the way to VCARB for delivery!
-> y/user: you are welcome Dani! 🇦🇺🐨
“Thank you for the fairy bread!” Oscar said pulling you into a hug as you came back to get your container from the McLaren garage, seeing it fully empty.
“Everyone enjoy? Even though I felt like a child making it?” You laugh knowing it wasn’t exactly a chef thing to make but Oscar had asked for it, and who were you to deny the literal son you had adopted since he started.
“Yeah, Lando hadn’t ever tried it and I made it for Lily once to prove to her it was a real thing we ate but the bread kinda ended up being soggy, she preferred yours a lot more” he laughed back and you continued to talk about racing, cooking, life and everything else that just came up.
Halfway through that conversation Lando joined pulling his grid mum into a massive hug and asking her to bake him some cake or make the chicken wraps.
Fun fact, Y/N actually invented the chicken wrap for Lando. She became Lando’s private chef for a while when he lived in the UK, and he wasn’t … well I mean he’s Lando and if anyone expects him to know even know to turn on an oven you are sorely mistaken.
Eventually a group of drivers were around the woman, and it took Peter and Lewis forcing their way through to get her to come back.
“You’ve been busy!” He smiles nodding his head to the now dispersing group.
“Yeah, just talking to the kids!” You grin, nodding in the McLaren twins direction who were now messing around with each other.
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y/user: Racing in Azerbaijan!
Come make lunch with me for my husband who doesn’t go to Mercedes Hospitality for some reason!
Round Four 🇦🇿 Cooked up a storm off track today in a cooking interview and remaking one of the first dishes I learnt in school ‘Uzbek Plov’
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inthekitchen: pleasure to have you in and talking while cooking :)
-> y/user: thank you for all the fun! 🫶🏼
peter.bonn: This was nice, but I’m going to need some comfort food soon baby, these variations of meat and rice … it’ll be the end of me.
-> y/user: I thought you enjoyed my cooking!
-> peter.bonn: I DO! Just missing some creature comforts!
“You were amazing in that interview baby!” He says twirling you around as he came to pick you up on the Saturday evening. You had unfortunately missed qualifying, but you were excited to hear about your husbands day.
“Thank you, how was qually?” You ask.
“Could have been better, could have been worse” he admits looking down. He then tells you all about his frustrations with the car this season and he feels pretty helpless when it comes to advising Lewis who is getting more and more hot headed as the season progresses.
“Well I made your favourite!” You grin showing him the famous Victoria Sponge you’d made on the cooking show.
“Oh fuck, I love you!” He grins before directing you over to the car to get you both back to the hotel as soon as possible so he can have some of the delicacy in the tin on your lap.
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y/user: Racing in Miami
Come make lunch with me for my husband who doesn’t go to Mercedes Hospitality for some reason!
Round Five 🇺🇸 My husbands been getting fussier. Now in the homeland where there is no cuisine … we’ve gone for the requested creature comforts. From Breakfast to Lunch here are Peter’s faves!
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peter.bonn: best waffles ever 🧇
“Thank you, I think I really needed that meal! As much as love the differentiation with this global skills challenge. I needed something to remind me of home! The waffles were perfect. And my favourite Sandwich? I can’t wait to see what you’ve got planned for Monaco next week!” He grins happily. Loving that you were cooking him something for every race.
“Ooo that reminds me. I picked you up these” you grin. Out from your bag you pull out a box of American Candy that he always wanted whenever you guys were in the states.
“In Moderation okay? Toto will murder me if he knows all these desserts are happening!” You smile kissing him before placing the sweets in his hand.
You had big plans for Monaco and you couldn’t wait!
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Penguin Danny be like Pesto the baby king penguin, two small parents taking care of a big baby while liked any parents scolding their babies for doing something dumb, baby penguin Danny is be " But I'm just a baby! "
lol yes. He's spent a little too long in the company of penguins instead of humans, and now has to be reminded that he is not, in fact, a baby penguin but an (ab)normal teenage boy. Jury's still out on if he's successfully convinced he's human though.
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woman ✾ l.n - i
❧ you love max, you really do but your little brother has been getting more on your nerves each day as he tries to set you up with one of his friends.
❧ new series! Verstappen!reader is older than max so if your uncomfortable with that, please don't read. 😉 to make things easier for you and myself, Iris/irisxo & sanne/sannetje are your best friends, lots of use of random oc's as your tagged friends. I'm not really sure who wanted to be on my everything taglist so sorry if you're not on here :(
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📍 Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens
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y/nverstappen a bit of behind the scenes from this weekend, completely shocked by the results. Very proud of this little guy🥇
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kian18 absolute beast!
maxmaxmax y/n delivering the goods once again 🥰
sharl16 man, p1 was a real surprise!
y/nverstappen nah, absolutely blew my mind when he crossed the finish line first 🤯
martinleblanc there's nothing funny about a 22+sec time gap between p1 and p2..
y/nverstappen I know, I've told him that before but little brothers usually don't listen to their big sisters..
kellypiguet we're all proud of him ❤️
ginaaa09 all you do is post about max & redbull 😭
norry4 girl it's her lil' bro and she's proud of him and the team, let her 💀
irisxo this guys pretty good, he should consider racing
leon12 verstappens 🤮
y/nverstappie boy you either follow y/n or you're actively looking for max content..tell me you're obsessed without telling me you're obsessed
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y/nverstappen
📍 Ibiza, Balearic Islands, Spain
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y/nverstappen 'biz baby 🏝
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hannahh 🔥 🔥
verstappenmax oh to live a life like this..😩
norrislan Martin not only out here collecting f1 drivers but their sisters too 💀
max33 i don't think most of you know how well known y/ n is in the netherlands and belgium, Martin isn't the only 'famous' person she's just hanging out with..
julieeeexo if anything, y/n might be a bigger person than max lmao
max33 I know right?! I see her more on my TV screen and socials than max 💀
irisxo same time next week?
sannetje I'm too old for that love
y/nverstappen honestly same
patricko 😍
lolaaaxn 🥵
verstapricc beauty 😍
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y/nverstappen
📍 Amsterdam, the Netherlands
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y/nverstappen home is where the heart is or something like that.
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blake78 you single?
teampapaya two very desperate f1 drivers in the likes 💀
victoriaverstappen can't wait to spend another weekend in Amsterdam with you ❤️
y/nverstappen take my nephews with you next time!
maxmaxmax absolute beauty 😍
norry4 are you going to be in Italy next week?
y/nverstappen no but I will be in Monaco!
charles_leclerc that food looks amazing
lestappen this boy cracks me up, you need to up your flirting game, this is shit 😭
charlos16 probably better than your pasta pesto..
chilisains Charles sees a pretty woman: "so like you make food often?"
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#lando norris x reader#lando norris x y/n#lando norris x you#lando norris smua#lando norris au#lando x reader
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txt x latina!reader
a/n: I know some people said not to write this but I desperately want to :( I think this is really self-indulgent but I hope at least one or two people will enjoy this post and maybe find it comforting or relateable. Latina!MOA, I love you !!!
yeonjun
the first thing that came to my head was him getting along with any siblings/cousins you may have
hispanic families are pretty big and he really enjoys being around everyone and getting to know your family
all the tias also try to steal him away from you and like to ask him all kinds of questions about his jobs
they're all impressed with him and he's all red because all the attention makes him shy
later on, they text you being all like "congrats mija, you picked a good one"
I also feel like he would want to impress your parents so badly
he wants to make a great first impression so he bring your mom a pretty bouquet of her favorite flowers and a necklace ("ay no! pesto es de marca buena!")
for your dad, he brings him a fancy liquor bottle and something else he has an interest in (he begs for your help to find the perfect gift and you're all like, "don't worry! he doesn't worry about being gifted things"
ends up buying him fancy watch and your dad is just in shock with the Rolex in his hand
he makes a great impression for say the least
you mom texts him to check on your when you haven't checked in and they even hang out by themselves when you visit home. she called him "hijito"
your dad is a little skeptical (because who's dad isn't) but eventually comes around when yeonjun invites him to a sporting event together. they have a couple drinks, get to talking and he expresses that his intentions with you are serious, which pleases your dad.
soobin
he's so shy when you tell him that your parents are coming to visit because he hadn't thought it would happen so soon
he was only doing practice schedules for that week so he was able to spend time with them when he got home
he begs you to teach him some Spanish so that he can make a good impression and try him best to connect with them, even if they also speak English.
he comes home one night and they're in the living room, you in the kitchen fixing up dinner...he's frozen but manages a small wave and a little "hola~"
your mama finds him very sweet looking and gets up, going him a hug and squishing one of his doughy cheeks.
your dad on the other hand...not very impressed...(latino dads like the mach types for their baby girls and soobin isn't very...yknow)
he notices this and walks over to shake his hand, which your dad reluctantly does
you come into the living room and call everyone for dinner, which happened to be pozole since it was super cold out
soobin loves the meal and it impresses your parents (you've been feeding him mexican dishes to prepare him for their visit and he loves them so you gave nothing to worry about)
you have to facilitate the conversation but the night ends without incident
the next day, you and soobin take your parents out to some sights
he does his best to explain where they were in the little English and Spanish he knew and you're parents appreciate his effort
he buys meals and pays for all four of you and they urge him not to but he insists because he wants to prove that he cares about them and takes care of you on the daily
they enjoy their trip and overall approve of him
beomgyu
he knew that you were hispanic when you first started dating and also begged you to teach him some Spanish so he can impress your parents when he eventually meets them
once you express your family dynamic with him, he becomes a little more understanding
he knew that you struggled to get along with your family because of the choice you'd made to move abroad but never fully understood it until one day when your parents had called you
he had just come home from filming a To Do with the boys that day and he heard you on the phone, so he sat next to you
you let him say hello and he got up and walked off to take a shower
the conversation, like it so often happens to, switch to the topic of you moving away and when you were going to come back
when you let them know you're not coming back and they you were established and had a boyfriend, your mom and dad started to get upset, once again
something a long the lines of "Hija, you can't seriously want to live there forever? What about your family? We miss you? Plus, you should really date someone a little different. Ese muchacho no es hombre."
you go off about how it's not fair how they try to guild you like this and immediately hang up
beomgyu heard a little bit of it and vaguely understood what they'd said so he comes to you to try to help you calm down a little
he holds you while you cry to him about the argument you just had and how they want you to go home and leave him for someone else
he comforts you so well
"I may not understand why they think it's okay to try and tell you what to do, but you're old enough to make your own choices and choose whoever you want to be with. I understand your culture is a little different from mine but I try to understand. we're gonna work this out and I'll make sure they like me."
your smile up and him and go about your night, making dinner and having a nice self care night since he knew you desperately needed it.
taehyun
this guy is so supportive of you, especially because he knows there are struggles that come along with being a foreigner
he is so interested in learning Spanish
he will sit there with you, textbook and notebook on the table, and go over grammar and vocab and everything
he loves practicing with you by saying sweet things and integrating vocab into everyday conversation
he really wants to impress you, and eventually your family
he also wants to connect with you on a deeper level
back to the being a foreigner thing...he really supports you and gets so angry when people say stuff about you in public
you were both at a cafe one time and an older woman kept staring at you
taehyun noticed and tried to move you behind him but she kept looking in your direction
she eventually comes up to you both and starts asking you a bunch of questions that weren't so kind and tyunnie was so annoyed and upset
you, being the nice person you are, patiently answered her questions even if they bothered you as well
once she left, tyun looked at you with his big pretty eyes and asked you if you were okay
you've also had younger girls, around your age, make snarky comments about you In public but taehyun knows exactly what to do in these scenarios
he pulls you in by your waist and kisses you just to shut them up
she loves your differences so much and celebrates them any chance he gets
huening kai
baby loves the food and when you speak to him in spanish
she loves the pet names in Spanish and says they somehow seem more sweet
his favorite would def be "mi amortico"
when you call him that he just melts into a puddle
his favorite one to call you is "bebe" because he thinks it perfectly captures you
like I said, he loves the food
when hes hungry, he now has the habit of just making a simple quesadilla just the way you taught him
he burns himself the first couple tries when flipping the tortilla with his bare hands but he gets the hang of it eventually
he hates that there isn't more Mexican food/ingredients in Korea but whenever its possible, he orders stuff online and surprises you with it!
he will want to learn all of the recipes you know and calls them your cooking dates
oh my goodness...when he meets you parents
they think he's kind of goofy looking (something my parents would say) but they would ultimately deem him a sweet boy
I feel like he is a grandmas boy so he is sticking to your grandma and you the whole time
your grandma feeds him tortillas with limon y sal and he is just so happy eating them
he also wants to learn Spanish so he can communicate better with abuelita (and you ig LMAO)
he loves your culture and how lively it is
he loves dancing with you at these family parties
#txt x reader#txt fluff#txt imagines#txt post#txt#yeonjun x reader#soobin x reader#beomgyu x reader#taehyun x reader#huening kai x reader
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Pesto baby update
Pesto's kittens have been doing really well and now that their eyes are open I'm gonna be trying to handle them a lot more than I previously was to help socialize them. so far they all seem to have decent temperaments, which is good. None of them seem scared of me or upset by me handling them which is also good, since they haven't been handled near as much as Alfredo's babies had at that age. (Alfredo didn't care if I touched her babies so it was fine to handle the more, Pesto's only recently really chilled out about the babies)
This little boy is my favorite so far he's very sweet!
#rat#ratblr#Please ignore my sibling freaking out in the background about a rat running on a wheel#pet rats#ratties#pasta rattery#fancy rat#petblr#rat breeding#baby rats#newborn rats
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"Tch, why do you need your big fish to teach you how to blow a perfect bubblegum anyway? I'm right here! I did it once, you guys just weren't there"
"You said you wouldn't tell us how"
"Well I'm telling you now >:/"
Totally not made up and totally not illogical at all missing scene from A Fish called Tina
#this is me with my midnight thoughts of 'who else hasn't j-ju gotten jealous over?'#last of my nonsense this week i swear!#an irrational jelly donut and emotionally immature 13 year old can be such a funny mess ya know?#bobs burgers#bobs burgers fanart#bob's burgers#andy and ollie#jimmy pesto jr#pesto boys baby!
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🐧🦛✨quick draw of everyones new favourite babyyyys
(i saw Pesto in person and i can confirm is big baby boi lol)
#pesto the penguin#pesto#melbourne aquarium#sea life melbourne#melbourne zoo#penguin#moodang#moo deng#moodeng#moo deng hippo#thailand zoo#moo deng pygmy hippo#my art#fanart
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Rockafire explosion headcanons:
BillyBob: He’s an only child but has a LOT of family members. His family owns a cabin business and he comes from a long line of excellent cooks. Looney Bird is his childhood friend. Found baby Choo Choo in a dumpster and adopted him. Age: 22
Looney Bird: Has tons of siblings. Accidentally ate chicken once; he cried. Likes wearing socks. Is actually really good at playing sports. He once sung so high a window shattered. Is a Mama’s Boy. Age: 20
Beach Bear: Has dated over 30 women. Showed up in a magazine once, so he brags about it any chance he can gets. Is a pescatarian. Got a speeding ticket. Got his first guitar at 14. He went 2 grades up; big brain Age: 28
Dook LaRue: Has a speech impediment and can only speak clearly while singing (not entirely a lie) Has autism. Can’t drive for his life. His grandpa is Dingo Star. Has the goofiest laugh. Hates tomatoes so always eats pesto or Alfredo pizza. Secretly hoping to go to space. Age: 25
Mitzi Mozzarella: Entered beauty pageants when she was six. Has a Michael Jackson cardboard cut out and kisses it goodnight. Is actually a natural brunette but dyed her hair blonde. She went to cheer camp as a dare but ended up liking it a lot. She forces band members to do tricks with her like flips and stuff; mostly Beach Bear Age: 17
Fatz Geronimo: Played in jazz clubs before joining the Rockafire Explosion. Loves scented candles. Drinks a lot of coffee, a little too much for his own good. Was muscular once before letting himself go during in his early 40’s. Met Esmeralda in middle school. Casually met Elton John at the grocery store and didn’t notice it until Mitzi showed him a picture. Age: 55
Rolfe DeWolfe & Earl Schmerle: During his 20’s he used to do puppet shows at schools and hospitals for money. Has an older brother but they don’t talk to each other; family issues. Is gay but doesn’t admit it ( Rolfe, it’s extremely obvious bud) Earl is his somewhat adopted son. Is actually a great cook. Been to jail for shoplifting. Stole Mitzi’s nail polish once, she still has no idea it was him. Son of the Great Wolfman Jack himself! Cries everytime Earl heads to school. Sings girly songs at home like “Girls just want to have fun and Material Girl” Earl’s favorite food is jam on toast. He hates personal hygiene and has constant tantrums whenever it’s bath time. Pretended to have a seizure to see how Rolfe would react but after he saw Rolfe calling 911, he called it quits ( he was grounded for a week) Rolfe Age: 34. Earl Age: 3 1/2
#showbiz#rolfe dewolfe#earl schmerle#beach bear#mitzi mozzarella#fatz geronimo#dook larue#billy bob brockali#looney bird
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prompt/blurb: different types of dates the boys would plan
first off, i LOVE this ask and i love the idea of the boys going on dates like we see their outings on insta i think they would be so into dates even if youre in a long term relationship
these are also what i imagine but as always we can discuss 😏
julien:
painting - you know the interview she is SO. CUTE. i think she would be so into taking a painting class or one of those wine+painting things, even like color me mine where you paint plates for your kitchen. she would definitely smile everytime one of you eats off the plate, wiggling her eyebrows.
if you paint on canvas, she gives me the vibes of after your paintings dry hanging them on the wall of her studio, grabbing your by your belt loops and pulling you into her chest so your back is flush with her front and being like "look at us, couple'a picassos baby," and then giggling, smacking a kiss to your cheek.
cooking class - miss pesto pasta over here, i have this very specific scenario where you guys take a cooking class once a month or like whenever she's on break from tour. she despises the baking ones because its not as freeform as the cooking ones, but she loves watching you measure stuff and how excited you get whenever the baked goods are coming out of the oven. she definitely says some cheesy joke after trying it being like "almost as sweet as you sugar," especially in her little twang AHHHH
but she loves the cooking classes, i think specifically pasta making or a pizza class. she loves wiping the flour off of your face and standing close to you, your arms brushing against each other as you both fiddle with the pasta attachment on a stand mixer. she loves the domesticity of it and leaves with recipes that she can make for you when she's home
phoebe:
fall things - okay don't kill me for this but homegirl loves a spooky moment, she DEFROSTS in the fall and i think she secretly loves a christian girl autumn moment. i imagine phoebe taking you (and maxine ofc) to a corn maze-fall farm-apple cider-hayride-esque date. you guys walk around (bundled up depending on if ur in la or somewhere that's colder in the fall) hand in hand, maxine trots along in front of you. you'll be standing in line for caramel apples or some fall treat, wrapped around phoebe as she looks up at the menu options, maxine at your feet, jumping up and stretching at your knees. Phoebe would turn her head, asking what you want and then kissing your nose softly before ordering. i just think she'd live for walking around and looking at all the farm to table goods in the little store near the exit. you'd definitely leave with some pumpkins and some random Halloween costume for maxine.
thrifting - i don't know why but i think she would be so fun to thrift with, like not so much you buy a ton of clothes but she would love to look around and get some stuff for y'alls house, like random dad joke mugs or vintage plate sets. i think she would be SO DOWN for the vintage painting trend where people buy old paintings and paint ghosts on them. she would be so stoked when you found the perfect painting, both of you getting home and painting the lil ghosts, hanging it in the kitchen. you both stare at it, heads cocked to the side when she's like, "good job baby.... but this is like... too on brand...right?" before laughing.
lucy:
museum - cultured queenie! i think she'd take advantage, especially when on tour to bring you to museums with the rest of the boys, you'd walk around with all of them before the two of you wander off and spend some time leisurely walking through different exhibits. she would definitely buy you some overpriced cheap souvenirs at the gift shop, kissing the corner of your mouth before rolling her eyes, a loving smile on her face when she sees you bouncing on your heels excitedly.
if you're living with her in philly, y'all def take advantage of the art museum in the city and visit the ones in the suburbs or even take weekend trips up and down the east coast/mid-atlantic to go to different ones. I also think she'd be down to road trip, stopping at museums and galleries along the way, holding your thigh as she drives on the interstate, nodding along as you describe some new exhibit you're excited about.
bookstore - you know the vibes, luce looooves a good bookstore. i feel like the vibes would be sooooo goood, she would definitely seek out used bookstores and the aisles are more narrow so she walks right up on you, rubbing your hips or lower abdomen as she stands behind you, your back flush with her chest. she would love letting you rest against her in a hug, rubbing your ass through your jeans . You'll be reading the back of a book, her lips subtly kissing the skin of your shoulder and neck before squeezing past you.
okay so it's not all kissing and ass grabs, you def have intellectual discussions about theory and the books you're both grabbing. there's also talks about if more books will actually fit in your home because the spare bedroom is already a library and you love to indulge lucy's bibliophile habits but you genuinely don't know if they will fit.
all da boys:
hiking, conservatories, nature reserves, aquariums, etc.
we know based on insta that they live for this shit, i can imagine any of them taking you to one of these places and just enjoying the shit out of it, maybe even a group date with all of their partners 👀i think they'd all be thrilled by a conservatory or botanical garden, idk so much about aquariums but i love aquariums so let me have this. but again i just think anything leisurely they love, all of them walking hand in hand with you at any of these places, being able to cuddle up to you when standing.... i meannnnn cmonnnnn
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Suzy loves Pesto so much because James was also a big ass baby so it reminds her of him, if James walks past while she's sitting on the couch she pulls him in to her lap and makes him look at the pictures
"Oh look how he hides behind his mommy what a silly boy, just like you when you were an infant-" *cheek kiss*
"-my sweet-"
*cheek kiss*
"-big baby Pesto!"
James loves this. It makes Jack want to throw up in this mouth.
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