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poorlydrawninstarsandtime · 2 months ago

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the humble conkroch

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#in stars and time #isat #poorly drawn isat #isat loop #bug tw #insect tw #i guess??????????????#just in case.#thought of this a couple days ago and it wont leave my head. so now you have to look at it #almost wrote loop instead of look. loop at it.#(spoilers past this tag)#something something joke abt how siffrin initially thinks loop is a pest and loop is also nigh immortal. idk #and also how loop views themself as clearly expendable and worthless when they were (and still are) just a creature trying to survive

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nok-joke · 2 months ago

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Doodle based on @z13lovebot 's art :]

Sebastian being tall as fuck brings me joy

#waterbeetle #sebpest #sorry for the ping if that bothers you skdgjdhe #sebastian solace #regretevator pest #joke rambles #my art #joke draws #sketch

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ratzhatz14 · 2 months ago

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Guys help my favorite characters have been reduced to sketch form because of Dr.Evildemotivation

WHY ARE SIDE PROFILES SO FUCKING HARD TO DRAW

ROY LOOKS LIKE A GOLFBALL

#dandy's world #doodle world #spooky month #roy spooky month #spooky month roy #quincy doodle world #doodle world quincy #dandys world shrimpo #shrimpo dandys world #HELP WHY DO I KIN EVERY MEAN CHARACTER #i can just look at a block saying “fuck you” and id be like “youre going in the kin pocket”#BUT WHY ARE MOST OF THEM RICH #LIKE BRO LET ME FULLY KIN YOU BECAUSE IM A BROKE JOKE #except the trauma for roy.... ermmmm all my uncles are ashes #*stares at red from blocktales and pest from regretevator* oh god #DUDE I WANNA MULTIFANDOM REEEAAKHFAFJGKSFJSJFGZGJXFJFNGFXZNGFNGFGFXNGXNGFZSNFNGSSFFGNNGSFHSFG #SEIZURE SEIZURE I MUST DRAW RED AND BLUE #Oh wait that redzania ask for Sprout.... ermmmmmmmmmmmm OMW TO DRAW THAT FIRST /GEN

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gallusrostromegalus · 2 years ago

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Winged Bull, based on the Jagdeep Rajput shot that is a contenter for the the 2022 Wildlife Photography awards. It's such a fun shot and was fun to turn into a creature.

I think his name is Undeterred By Marigolds, and he likes fresh vegetables, especially when someone else so kindly grew them for him :)

#Illustration #beast #Winged Bull #He's a garden-raiding little shit #but also animals (holy or otherwise) have no concept of property so can you really blame him #the joke is that Marigolds smell awful to most large garden pests so you plant them around your borders

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ranticore · 2 months ago

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Curious about Holly. What's his (their?) relationship with the evil dragon and vice versa? Ishe the only one working as a kobold servant or are they a group. also whats his height he looks like I can punt him (afectionate)

His height is a cool 100cm and his relationship with the dragon is "this is a living piece of architecture"; no real interaction. imagine how a tiny bird feels about the rhino whose skin parasites it's eating.

There was a thriving community & culture in the cave where he used to live (currently working on that but the lil guys had a good thing going. relatively. when the dragon wasn't trying to eat them). Then some knights came to slay the dragon and died in the process, which was just an everyday occurrence there really except for the fact that one of these knights was a direct relative to a very important someone, and carrying keys & an important sigil that then became lost in the hoard. that very important person enacted wholesale slaughter on the lair & dragon and everyone in it except for holly because they needed to leave one alive & take him captive so he could point them in the direction of the key and sigil. and that's how he got out of the cave and learned that the world is very large and almost everyone in it wants him dead

#getting knighted was a pre-execution joke. it was a farce for the entertainment of the king [important person] and meant mockingly #lol u know me i'll start something silly and then turn it into a story where he watches his whole family be put down like pests #dog knight story

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minteetho · 7 months ago

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ART COLLAB WITH KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!! @xxn00bpwn3rxx he did the sketch and the lineart and i did the everything else :3c

he posted this on twitter so uhh go like and repost or whatever over there. BUT NOT BEFORE LIKING AND REBLOGGING MY POST!!!!!!

#this was HARD.#guys dont ever collab with kasper he does STRAIGHT UP PIXEL ART #ugh. hate him #all jokes #peace and love #hi kas #art collab #kinda my art #my art #sure lets call it that #phighting #medkit phighting #regretevator #pest regretevator #pestkit #fanart #ship #mine #actually finished this nearly a week ago but there were... complications ❤️

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yesmissnyx · 1 year ago

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I'm alive 😖

Mostly.

I'm just completely uninspired and unhorny! Maybe we focus on some lazy domme content for awhile.

You serve me and I sit around looking pretty with my tits out 😤

#I don't need therapy! I need an exorcism!#Or perhaps some pest control guys to come fumigate the termites that are chewing holes in my body and brain!#(This is a joke! Therapy is great! SAD and chronic pain is not~)#nyxrambles #“Maybe this year will be different!” I said as though I'm not a mess every winter.#I need to sun myself on a rock like a lizard.

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invadrz1m · 8 months ago

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If y'all don't like the words of "KYS" don't look🙏

Woah u guys... Y'all surely liked my last post, SO HAVE MORE REGRETEVATOR GRAAH

yes it is bad quality on purpose

#regretevator #regretevator fanart #regretevator pest #regretevator pilby #roblox #meme #art #this is a joke #satire

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dykedvonte · 7 months ago

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did

did you call benny the Town Bicycle because everyone rode him

Yes he is a whore.

If you black widow and seduce him but reject him in the room, he'll say he doesn't need another social disease anyway implying he gets around. He's a good-looking guy canonically, just an asshole, he gets bitches whether we want to admit it or not sadly.

#also like tommy says he thinks bennys being weird cause hes having crazy sex constantly with a girl from gommora i cant spell sorry #and thats why they dont see him for weeks which is crazy and Swank says Bennys probs in heaven chasing angel broads with tig ol bitties if #you kill him but dont convince swank he was being a traitorous dickhead #like say what you want about Benny he gets some #also yes i think every chairman in that building had fucked benny its a silly joke i have with myself that hes the emodiment of Im not gay #but 20 caps is 20 caps but hes just a sex pest poon hound #fallout #fallout new vegas #benny gecko #benny fnv #ask #anon

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tswwwit · 2 months ago

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Is the portal au gonna be a dub-con ‘help im stuck’ or full-con ‘help i wanna get stuck’?/gen q

It's going to be consensual! I wanted to get a bunch of bickering and flirting in, and rest assured there is plenty. It helps that the portal is conveniently approximately phone sized and shaped and also has the ability to text! ...It's a phone.

#answers #The gist of the premise is that Dipper picks up the artifact and Bill and him get to chatting as you saw in the intro #Those two get up to ALL kinds of flirtation and bickering. And eventually *ahem*#In their day-to-day Dipper's been chasing this dastardly criminal and Bill's been having this stalkery pest thwarting him #Spoiler that's not really a spoiler: You Already Know Where This Is Going #Dipper's gonna get his hands on that guy ONE day he's sure!!!#I have stuck so much innuendo and dumb jokes in this fic it's stupid #I regret nothing

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dialtonetophat · 4 months ago

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