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only romancing halsin to be a foil to those who only romance him to fuck the bear as long as their main romance is okay with it. i am here for the man on god.
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Have you used a personal lubcricant or fractionated coconut oil before? Learn more: https://youtu.be/4-CKR3ODbyY?si=LFs-jXH4-mi3sj-L
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Having recently tried out the Water-Based Personal Lubricant, I was eager to share my thoughts on this product. From the brand’s commitment to quality to the promising features it offers, there is much to explore and appreciate about this lubricant. From the moment I decided to try out the Water-Based Personal Lubricant, I was pleasantly surprised by the smooth texture and natural feel it…
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Much like humans generating their bodily fluids and oils on their own, I headcanon cybertronians do not require external lubricants for their moving parts. Their bodies will generate all the grease and oil and other things they require. They can still choose to use these though. The way humans would use lotion on their dry skin. Also polish. Gotta keep themselves shiny. (This one’s for you, Knock Out)
#this is context for the scene I’m writing#need to explain away Why I am washing a plane with soap and water#and then Not reapplying lubricant to all the moving parts like a responsible person#transformers#transformers headcanons#cybertronian biology#cybertronians#headcanons#writing process rambling
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what do you guys think those tubes over Nordic Bunny's shoulders are for? are they functional, or decorative? part of outer armour, or necessary for his physical body? does anything flow through them, or do they aid in some kind of transformation? 👀
#my personal headcanon is that they transport some kind of mechanical lubricant to keep him flexible#as at this point in time i do think his body is mechanical...but who knows!!! maybe he is organic and they're for something else 👀#nordic bunny#shred force#shredforce#starleskatalks
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Here, you can have these…Mostly warhammer doodles
One Mlem Thavu, and some Boobies from the same page, of which I cannot post in its entirety bc it’s The Bits. But I like this ink so I wanna show SOME!!!
Tattoo girl I don’t think I’ve mentioned here yet..her name is Scriven, she’s my darktide zealot, and she’s a little deranged. But also kind of a bimbo. She’s obsessed with Skin
And one Spayse Mawine
#and I haven’t drawn her properly yet because she’s covered in tattoos on basically every inch of skin#and it’s WORDS#art#doodles#darktide#thavu#scriven#ocs#I finally got some pen ink…lubricant? that makes this one dry ink I like MUCH more viable for coloring#excited to actually get to use it now#unfortunately my camera hates all my favorite inks#the pinkish color is nice in person tho trust me
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I'll never get over the fact that three of the linkin park songs that go the hardest were done for the end of michael bay transformers movies, of all fucking things
#personal crap#they really could've phoned them in considering those were the movies with 'bumblebee stop lubricating the man'#and 'i am directly below the enemy scrotum'#and instead they went insanely hard to try and counterbalance it#tbh they really should've had a from zero song at the end of transformers one to make it up to them
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On the incredibly heated debate of "who's cock is bigger, luo binghe or mo ran?" I will always rule in favor of luo binghe on the metric of mo ran's dick immensity having never caused him grief
#truescholar.txt#now i won't lie the circumstances were dire however even in his most dire of states chu wanning was able to survive mo ran's cock#at its cruelest and most evil#and i would also consider chu wanning an especially tight person; shen yuan won't win that competition#however it is also necessary to take into account technique and lubrication methods#however taxian jun would've been going at it as raw and rough as possible so in that regard even bingmei's lack of experience wouldn't#be necessary to take into account#IN ADDITION there is of course the 'chu wanning pussy' factor in which i can argue that very little would change if chu wanning had a pussy#the entire time 'see; coquettish smell emanating from his undergarments' and frankly i see shen yuan/shen qingqiu as someone with a dick-#but anyways all of that is a completely moot point given that it wasn't just the dick that killed him in that scene (barely remembering) it#was xin mo's out of control energy he channelled out of luo binghe's body through dual cultivation and-#anyways all of that aside i do truly believe luo binghe has the bigger dick but he is burdened by it whereas#mo ran just has a massive fucking cock that has gotten rave reviews and he is confident in using it#congratulations chu wanning!!!! congratulations shen yuan!!!!
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evil: water running cold when you’re not even half way done with your shower
good balancing out: plugs are out for delivery today instead of estimated delivery of tomorrow
#personal#bad: I forgor to buy jojoba oil#good: coconut and even olive oil are apparently decent substitutes#used to lather hair w coconut oil like an hour before bleaching so I’ve used it as a lubricant/moisturizer before
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at that point in my mid twenties when i am exhausted with drinking as a social activity. like can we do something interesting please?
#tw: alcohol#not above enjoying a drink / getting tipsy#but when (almost) every weekend it's 'let's go to a bar' 'let's go to a club' 'let's have drinks at this person's house' like god!#aren't you bored?!!? aren't you tired of being hungover every weekend??#(also how are you affording this??? one beer is $7-9!!!)#ARENT YOU TIRED OF NEEDING ALCOHOL AS SOCIAL LUBRICANT? ARENT YOU TIRED OF NEEDING IT TO RELAX AND HAVE FUN??#anyways.
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“Happy Valentine’s Day, Balthazar and Tristian!
I hope all is well in the once-Stolen Lands! The hardest part of moving back to Cheliax away from Mendev is the distance between my old diplomatic allies turned friends. On this day of love and friendship, I extend my most cheerful of celebrations to you two! Please take it easy today, the kingdom can afford one day of a break, Balthazar. I promise it’s not going to all fall apart. You’re lucky Tristian has the patience of a saint.
Hopefully these gifts will give you an excuse to step off the throne for a little bit! The wine and cheese is local to Cheliax. Of course, I don’t know how it compares to what you guys produce over there, but I hope it at least is palatable enough for a date night! I’ve also sent along some books on ancient arcane rituals that might interest you - Regill would’ve insisted they be thoroughly examined for anything dangerous… which technically you can do. We won’t tell him. It’s wrapped in the fashion magazines last I picked up from Absalom - I hope I didn’t bend their pages doing so! I remember you also being really into that sort of stuff.
I also sent along some balm I found when I was there for feathers. I can’t believe how soft it’s made mine, I really just had to pass it along to you too! I know what a huge pain it is to care for them, especially with your wings. Hopefully you find it useful! I’d love to come visit sometime - if you have any other world ending cataclysms, I’m just a Sending away!
-Warm regards, Minovae!"
My dear Minovae,
Though this letter falls into your lap a touch late for me to properly wish you well for the holiday, I can certainly send my hopes that you spent it pleasantly with that husband of yours. Though duty never takes a holiday, I must say you more than earned the rest. I can only hope you enjoyed a long and indulgent vacation for the holiday. Perhaps at the spas you have told me so much about, or maybe enjoying that evergreen Chelaxian theater scene (though I confess I can’t imagine Regill sitting through an opera without making his displeasure quite known). Tristian sends regards as well, and is with me insisting on knowing what I put down. He has doubts about some of the books, Minovae- you will have to reassure him when next you write.
As for us, you needn’t have worried. The toil of the realm is ceaseless, it’s true, but I do still know how to enjoy myself. Spending a day like that bent over petitions and tax documents… if that ever happens, I’ll be the first calling for revolution. No, we didn’t do even a little work on the date, I’m happy to say. Tristian even came back to bed after dawn prayer- the closest to sleeping in I think we manage. It was a fairly quiet affair this year (no travel or shows this time around), but the time in was well spent. I’m sorry to have missed your gifts on the day! I do miss the cuisine of the Inner Sea- the wine and cheese would have been an excellent addition to the evening. You speak far too modestly of your gifts. It will be a long while before anything as fine emerges here.
At any rate, between the fine southern vintage and the news of Absalom, you’ve awoken something of a nostalgia in me. You’re in danger of playing host rather than visitor if this continues. I only half jest- I’ve been playing with the idea of some “diplomatic tour” as excuse for a while now. But I suspect you can tear yourself away from your post somewhat easier than I, and we would be happy to have you again even sans cataclysm. Here- I’ve sent some things along that might tantalize you. That pendant should be a lovely complement to your eyes- though it’s been some time, I should think I remember their color well enough. It was crafted by one of the artisans near Lake Silverstep, who sought to capture the silver-blue of the mountains not only in the frame for the gem but that thread-thin chain as well. What a lovely coincidence that hue is also counted among your scales! The music box is Pitaxian and is from both of us- there have always been renowned instrument crafters in the city, but what a delight to see the songs themselves captured, yes? And speaking of the region… a lovely Sarain white. I’ve no local cheese to send to pair it with, sadly. At times like this I wish that Jubilost were still here. Much as he could be an insufferable ass, if you could sit through his scoffing at your ignorance there really was no one better at finding the right local complement for any vintage (Tristian wishes you to know he strongly objects to my word choice, though he cedes Jubilost could be “somewhat overbearing”). At any rate, the vintage is citrusy, a touch dry, and pairs well with something salty but mild. If you’re near enough to Westcrown, I’ve also heard it works splendidly with oysters.
Yours truly,
Balthazar and Tristian
P.S. The balm really is a marvel. You’ll have to tell me where you got it, as I’m already sure I’ll mourn its absence when it’s gone.
(author's note: I wrote the tags before the letter and now I'm too scared of them to change them whatever's happening down there is happening)
#what a coincidence to mention balms I've been reading a lot about wings lately#*pepe silvia voice* have I told you about the wings we need to talk about the wings let's talk about the wings#did you know that most birds have under their tail a preen gland that produces the oil used for preening?#the oil isn't necessary to waterproof the feathers (their interlock takes care of that) but it helps protect and lubricate them#they're largely dead structures so they can become brittle and if damaged can't be repaired quickly#oil from the preen gland helps to increase their longevity and carry them through between molts#“but emi!” I hear you say. “most winged humanoids don't have tails! surely this is an issue. where is their preen gland”#great question from the audience! I too was thinking about that#minovae spends significant time with protective salves and such for her scales I thought. perhaps such a thing is necessary.#it certainly amused me to imagine how difficult this must make their care and how painfully dependent on assistance one must be#for so much of the wingspan is out of reach!#or of course one could give a winged person a preen gland. relocate it. I couldn't settle on a place that felt right.#but then emerged a third solution#for while most birds have a preen gland “most” is not “all”#and the vast majority of the others (including some birds with large wingspans and slow molts like a number of parrots)#instead produce powder down!#powder down being a type of down feather that breaks down into a powder naturally#and when preened through the feathers adheres to them in a slightly waxy sometimes metallic looking coat#powder down can either grow in big patches on the chest and thighs or be scattered throughout the feathers#and as of the time of writing I /believe/ that can include the wings (although I have to imagine not the most A+ source)#isn't that neat? doesn't remove the need for preening of course but it certainly makes life a little easier to produce your own stuff#at any rate I imagine one might find bird dander inconvenient despite its advantageous properties#and between that and the limitations of production prefer to supplement with artificial products anyway!#really my rule of thumb with the wings is “if realism is funny or interesting they work in realistic ways”#“if not they don't or they meet in the middle wherever it gets interesting”#ask me emithing#balthazar lucienne#balthazar and tristian#minovae arangeir#silversiren1101
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are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?
hi anon,
water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but water is NOT a lubricant
#signed person who attempted to have shower sex last night#it did not go well#while I already knew that water is NOT a lubricant#I failed to anticipate how quickly it would wash away the ACTUAL lubricant#anyway.#all of your fictional shower hot tub pool etc sex scenes are highly unrealistic im very sorry to tell you#afterwards bf made a joke about sex in the ocean and i PHYSICALLY CRINGED
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Found an old catalogue of fire fighting equipment that my dad used to sell. The pages smell like how his shirt+jacket smelled after he came home from work.
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