#peri pregnant au

[sandyferal]

[fairytalesreusedcostumes]

This Blue coat jacket with colors on is worn on uknown Actor in Rumpelstilzchen (2009) and later worn on uknown actor in Nussknacker und Mausekönig (2015)

[cherrypuddinpie]

It’s been like 24 hours without a new fairly unwished baby chapter.. *takes drag of cigarette*

[sandyferal]

WAAHHH MY DAUGHTERS

Animated Ellen and Nelle from the fic “Fairly Unwished Baby” and it’s follow ups by @sandyferal

[giglio-nero-e-bianco]

A bit of rant (sorry😅)

Ok so in your au irep Wants kids

Most likely picked out baby names,already has a nursery etc

BUT

When peri Does get pregnant(mpreg is thing in this series) then won't erip ALSO be pregnant because of the whole when a fairy is born so is their anti fairy AND which one would be with which???

Peri with the anti one and irep with the fairy one?? But also the kids WOULD be mixed so which ones more(fairy/anti fairy) will be the parents that match more(like if one baby is more fairy there most likely in the stomach of peri) and i believe in canon no fairy and anti fairy had kids with each other

So how WILL they look like?

But i am wondering does PERI want kids i mean his job is dealing with a child/children(in the future) and there's worse kids then dev...

(Plus how many kids does irep want?)(how will cosmo and wanda be as grandparents)

SO, There's two versions of the babies, the normal AU with a domesticated Irep (they're silly hee hee hee) and the cupid's curse au:

In a normal AU I'd say Dev remembers what happened and Irep is being punished by being co-parenting with Peri, but he's only allowed to grant wishes that follow the rules.

Irep and Peri definitely want children but it's against the rules to have another baby... BUT DEV IS A SMARTASS, he says "the rules say that fairies can't have a fairy baby, but it doesn't say that they can't have a fairy baby AND an Anti-fairy baby"

So following these loophole they get their babies, twin girls Fiore (name picked by Peri) and Angel (name picked by Irep)

Cosmo and Wanda LOVE their grandchildren and Jorgen is about to have an aneurysm trying to get the rules about babies to be loopholeless, Wanda is definitely the one that does their girls hair, and Cosmo is the one they go to for permission to do something; anti-Cosmo is the one that taught the girls to style and anti-Wanda is the grandma that can't be 5 minutes without feeding her babies

Dev is a soft older brother, when the girls were born he was "you're welcome" on the outside and "OH MY GOD IM AN OLDER BROTHER" on the inside, he loves them even if he tries not to show it

But in Cupid's Curse is different, Irep is the one to take it upon himself to have kids with Peri

Does Peri wanna have children with Irep in the AU? Of course he does! His beloved wants to be a father so he shall grant him children

Cosmo and Wanda didn't know about the pregnancy and kids until they were around 3 or 4 years old, so by then, the girls had been raised by the Anti-fairies, Fiore got her terrible-twos and her anti-grandpas spoiled her as much as they could, bringing her to the evil side, Angel got her terrific-twos and while she went to Peri for some comfort, Irep didn't let any kindness bleed into her, so by the time they're older, they're both on the Anti-fairies side. They were too late to do something and now their family belongs to the Anti-fairy world

Dev is still a good brother, he doesn't feel as attached to them because they weren't his wish, but his fairy godparents' children do look out for him and love him as much

And they definitely know about Peri's curse, in fact, they stole another arrow in case the first's one effect wears out

And they're both Edgy Babies like their father

For both AUs, I say they can't be mixed races, but their powers do interwine, their magic cancels the other one's perfectly, however, if they work together, their magic can be incredibly powerful

Also, male Anti-fairies can't bear children, so Peri would just have twins every time

Irep wants as many children as he can get (but I'm NOT doing that many OCs)

[isabel3710]

For your human bond au, how did Peri come into existence?

Did Timmy wish him up like in canon or did the devil's tango occur and Cosmo and Wanda were like welp time to keep him by becoming human

What was the thought process for that like? And how did they feel about having to leave Timmy behind?

If you were to ask them, Cosmo and Wanda would tell you Peri came into existence by them doing the 'horizontal tango'. They weren't planning on making a baby (though it was not unwelcome) so it came as a bit of a shock, as you can imagine.

After finding out Cosmo was pregnant the two talked it over for about a week (though that was more of a formality) before deciding they wanted to keep the baby, meaning they had to go into hiding. And the rest is history.

(The whole thing was a bit more complicated than that, there were a lot of little details to work out, but I think you get the idea.)

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@jesterjazz sorry I didn't answer all of your questions, a few of them I'm going to address in separate posts and I also didn't want this one to be too long.

[atomic-sludge]

Listen I love you guys' fankids and peri getting pregnant aus but look. To me, personally, that is not a choice that he would make at this point in his life. He is 23, just got his first job w a difficult kid that he was obviously NOT equipped to care for. I think hes not ready to raise a kid from birth and he knows it. I'm sorry but if he got knocked up his ass would head straight to the nearest Fairy Planned Parenthood.

[dimmadomeglobal]

How d'ya think Dev found out his Dad gave birth to him?

Honestly, I don't think it was that big of a deal. Although Dale hated being pregnant and hated being perceived as such during the duration of his pregnancy, he doesn't and never did give a fuck about the fact that he gave birth to Dev. In fact, he jokes about it pretty regularly. Like every time he stubs his toe or some mild inconvenience happens to him, he'd say, "this hurts almost as bad as when Dev was born." or something along those lines. When he's annoyed by Dev, he'd say, "Nine months of pregnancy and you give me this attitude?" Much to Dev's embarrassment.

Dale liked to complain about how hard it was being pregnant with him, so Dev always knew that his dad gave birth to him. In fact, he thought it was the norm. He only realized that it wasn't when he mentioned it to one of his teachers who laughed and told him, "that's impossible." Which confused him terribly. He later asked Dale about it, who felt uncomfortable with the topic. So he had an au pair explain to him how babies are made and the fact that his dad has a uterus and can get pregnant.

Funny thing: because of this, since he knows that Cosmo gave birth to Peri, he assumed that Cosmo and Wanda were t4t.

Dale was uncomfortable with the fact that yes, he has the parts needed to carry out a pregnancy. It's something he really didn't want to acknowledge and contributed to his crappy pregnancy experience. He subconsciously believed that it wasn't possible which led him to be kinda sloppy with protection, leading to Dev being conceived. He knew that logically, it was possible, but his mind was like, nah that's not supposed to happen. Dysphoria, amirite?

[timperi-fan]

Peri was inspired by Cleft the boy chin wonder wasn’t he?

No.

Is Timmy a college student here? Working at the fast food restaurant after classes to make some money?

Yes and yes.

What would Timmy be at school for? Game coding, electronics classes, art, law student, etc?

Timmy's major is undecided at the start of the story, and he eventually drops out to devote himself to becoming a hero.

Is this more of an X-men Au? They have characters with x genes, magic, with both, or non at all.

Kind of, I suppose. Heroes come from all sorts of backgrounds. But this AU has little to do with Marvel or DC, because I don't know anything about either of those properties.

I wonder how Timmy got adopted by Wanda and Cosmo?

It's a perfectly average story, really! After trying for years to have a baby, Cosmo and Wanda became foster parents. Timmy was four when they started fostering him, and they couldn't bear to let him go, so they officially adopted him when he was five.

Timmy's last name was legally changed to Cosma on his tenth birthday, when Wanda and Cosmo officially "popped the question," so to speak. He was delighted!

How much older is he than Peri?

Peri was born when Timmy was six years old. Cosmo honestly had no idea that he was pregnant until he went to the hospital for pain and they told him that he was in labor!

Did his power still cause the couple to have Poof/Peri?

Timmy has no powers. He's entirely human.

Why is Peri the only superhero? I imagine both parents have magic as well. Are they retired?

Peri isn't the only superhero, but he IS the most famous/powerful one in the area.

Cosmo and Wanda were heroes themselves when they were younger (that's how they met), but retired when they started fostering. Kids are a lot of work!

[trynadraw]

I feel like Papa Cosmo would be such a huge help to his sons, with their periods, with their feelings, with everything, basically. Mama Cosma might not care, but he does, he cares a whole lot. I could also see him being a really good guide and close person to Peri. Plus, I think he would help Cosmo a lot when he was pregnant.

YES. I think someone had an AU where mama cosma was the one who got turned into a fly, leaving papa cosma as a single dad, and I genuinely think if that had happened things would not have gone off the rails so badly

[sandyferal]

First fairyworld shotgun wedding in over 1,000 years huh.

[tinybookgirl]

Phone Calls are Extremely Stressful- Chapter 2

((Human AU Amethyst meets her birth sisters))

Amethyst had her fingers drumming endlessly on the table. Peridot put her hand over Amethyst’s.

“You’re panicking,” Peridot said.

“I’m not panicking,” Amethyst pulled her hand away. The three of them were seated at a table in the back corner of Fish Stew Pizza. Only a couple other tables were filled. She almost wished she had picked some place less empty. She couldn’t figure out if empty was going to be better or worse. Amethyst checked the time on her phone. It was ten to six. “I’m- I don’t know what I am.”

Amethyst buried her face in her phone again. Jayna had texted her this morning to make sure they had the right place. They hadn’t texted since. Amethyst wondered if she should send another message to make sure they were coming. She put her phone down and shoved it away from her. She started tapping her fingers on the table again.

“Sisters. What do you do with sisters? Peri, what do you do you do with sisters?”

Lapis stirred her straw around in her drink. It was the only thing any of them had ordered so far. “I don’t think Peridot’s sisterly experiences are going to be much help here.”

Amethyst groaned, dropping her head onto the table.

“Are you sure this is right?” Gina asked. She leaned over towards Jayna in the passenger seat to check the GPS on Jayna’s phone. Jayna tilted her phone away and turned the GPS off.

“There can’t possibly be that many restaurants called Fish Stew Pizza,” Kaylee said from the backseat. She got out of the car and shut the door, gesturing down the boardwalk.

Gina turned the car off, the rest of them following her out. Jayna shoved her phone away in her pocket.

Gina reached into her purse and ran her hand over the picture frame.

“Okay, none of us have actually moved,” Jayna realized. They were all still standing right outside the car. “Are we doing this or not?”

Elle nodded. “We’re doing this.”

Peridot poked Amethyst in the arm. “Amethyst. Amethyst.”

Amethyst kept her head on the table. “What?”

“I think that’s them.”

Amethyst shot her head up. The four Deitz girls were heading back towards their table.

Amethyst felt herself enter some sort of actual panic mode. “What do I do? What do I do?” She whispered urgently.

Neither Peridot or Lapis had an answer, and there wasn’t time for one anyway before the four girls reached the table. Jayna spoke up first.

“Are you Amethyst?”

Amethyst nodded, looking up at them. They looked remarkably like her, despite all being quite a bit taller. “That’s me.”

Jayna held out her arm and shook Amethyst hand as the four of them sat down at the empty seats. The other three shook hands with her as well as they introduced themselves, but it was awkward and stiff. Amethyst hated it. Well, no. That wasn’t the problem. Saying names and shaking hands felt so empty. It didn’t mean anything. It was formal and weird and not much fun, like all five of them were intentionally holding back.

There was several seconds of silence before Amethyst remembered she hadn’t actually come here alone.

“Oh, this is Peridot and Lapis,” she gestured towards both of them. “They’re my-” she could say roommates, which wasn’t actually a lie and would easily avoid the possibility of them instantly disliking her for that fact alone. But she also didn’t want to lie to them. “They’re my girlfriends.”

Peridot thrust her hand out instantly. It didn’t look near as awkward when Peridot did it. Peridot was just about to say something when Lapis stood up and grabbed her arm.

“Let’s go order a pizza,” Lapis demanded.

“Wha-” Peridot was yanked from her seat, stumbling for once on her platform shoes. Lapis pulled her away, very intentionally leaving Amethyst and the other four alone. Amethyst tried to grab onto the edge of Lapis’s skirt, but they were already on the other side of the restaurant. They were not going anywhere near the counter, clearly having no intention of ordering pizza.

Amethyst didn’t like that it still felt awkward. She grabbed Lapis’s abandoned drink for something to do with her hands. Kaylee spoke up after a minute.

“Are you in school?”

“What?” Amethyst looked up from the drink. “Oh, yeah. I’m at the college here. I’m on a wrestling scholarship. Any of you guys still in school?” They looked older than her, Amethyst couldn’t guess by just how much. She wasn’t sure which one was actually the oldest. Everything that was being said still sounded too formal and boring. She didn’t want her sisters to be boring people.

“I just graduated,” Elle said, “Bachelors in Zoology.”

“I work at the South Side Mall in Empire City,” Kaylee said. “Security Guard.”

“I’m the only other one with a degree,” Gina added, “Associates in social work and therapy.”

“Hey, I do have a degree!” Jayna interrupted. “I’m a cosmetologist,” She told Amethyst.

“That’s not a degree,” Kaylee said, a tone that indicated this was very much a joke between them. Jayna smacked her on the arm.

Amethyst smiled, even though she didn’t actually get the joke. She could see Peridot and Lapis watching them from a table on the far side of the room. They were whispering to each other, and clearly paying very close attention to the conversation.

“You didn’t tell us your major,” Elle said. “What is it?”

“I haven’t decided yet,” Amethyst shrugged. “I probably should soon. I’m running out of general ed classes to take.”

“Any ideas?” Gina asked.

“I don't know,” Amethyst shrugged again. “PE coach or something maybe?”

“What about your adopted parents?” Kaylee said. “What are their jobs?”

The tension changed. Amethyst wasn’t entirely sure if it was for better or worse this time.

“My mom was… My step dad runs a carwash. So I don’t think I’ll be picking that as a career.” Amethyst said, half hoping they wouldn’t notice the mention of her mother. If they did, none of them said anything about it. Amethyst quickly changed the subject. “What did our mom do? As a job?”

This time Amethyst was sure the tension got worse. Elle slumped back in her seat and crossed her arms. Jayna was staring very intently at Amethyst. Kaylee wasn’t looking at any of them. Gina glanced at her sisters and took the picture frame from her purse. She set it flat on the table.

“She worked with the state parks for a while. She got fired when I was about five, just before she got pregnant with Kaylee.”

Amethyst pulled the picture towards herself. There was something extremely strange and thrilling about actually seeing an image of the woman who had given birth to her. It was somehow weirder than sitting in a restaurant with people who actually shared her DNA.

Elle was now staring intently at at poster on the wall. Jayna hadn’t looked away from Amethyst at all. Kaylee suddenly stood up.

“I’m going to the bathroom.” She announced, quickly disappearing to the back of the restaurant. Gina watched her go and then continued anyway.

“She had a bunch of jobs after that,” Gina said. “We ended up in foster care when I was ten. She would have been pregnant with you then.”

Amethyst looked up from the picture. “What about now?”

“Jayna and I got legal custody for Kaylee and Elle as soon as we both could. We all have an apartment in Empire City.”

Amethyst wondered what exactly was being left out of the story. Something had to be. She decided to leave it alone for now.

Kaylee returned to the table just as the bell over the door rang.

“Amethyst!”

Amethyst looked up to see Steven and Greg. Steven ran directly towards her and pulled himself into Peridot’s empty chair.

Greg hurried up to the table. “I’m so sorry, Amethyst, I told him you looked busy-”

“Don’t worry about it,” Amethyst assured him, throwing an arm around Steven. “I’ve always got time for Steve-o here.”

Steve grinned and turned his attention to the four girls on the other side of the table. Every bit of tension had left the place completely when Steven had appeared. Gina had taken the chance to put the picture away. Elle no longer had her arms crossed, Kaylee was sitting down again, and Jayna was looking happily at Steven.

Steven held his hand out. “Hi. I’m Steven.”

The four girls repeated their names again and each shook his hand. With Steven, nothing about it was stiff or formal or awkward. Amethyst was pleased to see that they were all smiling this time.

Greg went to introduce himself as well. Amethyst took her arm off of Steven’s shoulders.

“Stevn,, Greg, these are actually my sisters.”

Steven gasped. He had stars in his eyes. “You have sisters?!”

Amethyst laughed. “Yes,” She gestured at Steven and Greg, “This is my little brother and my stepdad.”

“That’s so cool!” Steven burst out. “Oh! You guys should come to my Hanukkah party next week!”

“You don’t have to come!” Amethyst said quickly. Not that she didn’t want them to be part of things. It was simply that the idea of them meeting everyone, because Amethyst already knew that Steven had invited half the town and everyone he was even remotely related to, was nerve wracking.

Kaylee grinned, leaning back in her chair. “We’d love to come.”

[truly-a-snitch]

PJO AUs

Hey I made this sorry not sorry haha

THERE ARE SPOILERS

Heathers AU maybe???

Dear Evan Hansen (cleverly titled ‘Dear Percy Jackson’)

Be More Chill AU, where the gods are the Squips

Mean Girls musical AU

AU where it was just a musical performed by several theatre nerds

Mortal AU where Percy has a weird continuous dream and all his friends at a regular summer camp are totally invested and love it

GODSWAP. Dear gods, I love this one so much. Frank, son of Somnus. Jason, son of Terpsichore. Leo, son of Aphrodite. Percy, son of Apollo. Piper, daughter of Zeus. Hazel, daughter of Hephaestus. Annabeth, daughter of Ares. Gimme.

Genderbend. Another one I seriously love and I want more of tbh. Like, gimme an Aaron who’s taller than Peri. Gimme a Fern who is a Canadian Chinese baby girl and a Harry and a Janis and a Lea. I want a Peter. Please.

3am Denny’s AU where Percy, Annabeth, and Jason work, and Piper, Leo, and Hazel stumble in drunk and a sober Frank has to stop everyone from crying and/or killing each other

School AU, where each of the seven teaches a specific subject and they complain about students to each other

Time Loop AU where the seven have to stop Gaea over and over again until they do it ‘the right way’

AU where if your soulmate dies you stop seeing the color of their eyes (ie Piper would stop seeing blue after Jason’s death)

AU where reading a book brings you into it, so some poor 12 year old boy finds himself in the PJO books for several years acting as a second protector to Percy. Honestly, saw this in the ‘Avalon Green’ series on Wattpad, started reading it. Love it so far.

Gods... high school AU where they get assigned a group project or something bcuz it’s a big class and they have to have big groups and they decide to be little shits and make their entire project about the Greek gods and everyone is like ‘how do you know this, it isn’t in our textbook’ and all seven just stand up in front of the class like ‘haha fuck you’

AU where the whole thing is a fanfic someone wrote about ‘what if Harry Potter was Greek mythology’ and it’s on like AO3 or something and Annabeth is totally down twelve-year-old girl’s self insert because she wanted to be special or something

AU where all the gods can have kids because the chastity oath is lifted and Hera is like ‘fuck yeah retaliation time’ and has sixty kids to get back at Zeus for cheating on her so much

Someone going through like, camp archives or something as punishment and finding an old scroll just titled ‘Patroclus and Achilles’ and they take it back to their cabin and everyone in the cabin loves it but they can’t share because the person took it w/o permission

AU: Everyone is gay except for Nico and some girl, so everyone thinks he’s so weird because being gay is the norm and being straight is weird

Percy is a comic illustrator and Jason and Annabeth are publishers, and it’s him and the other four of the seven trying to convince them to let him publish his dANG COMIC

AU where everyone has incredibly detailed interests, like... Leo is obsessed with collecting Hex keys, Hazel is obsessed with conspiracies, Frank has an unhealthy relationship with drawing furries, Percy drinks too many energy drinks, Annabeth has so many beanies it isn’t funny, Piper loves 80s trends (with Nico) and Jason is addicted to broadway musicals and he’s actually written his own, etc

The fact that I haven’t seen this a lot but; Next Gen fanfics, but not of their kids. Just of other random people’s kids. Like, give me one that takes place fifteen years afterward. Percabeth is married, Annabeth is pregnant with their second and third child, Hazel and Frank are married, Piper is over Jason’s death and she’s grown into her bisexuality, etc. and these random kids show up and the seven are just like... A D O P T. And these eight girls are the ones in the prophecy of eight. Four from Camp Halfblood, four from Camp Jupiter. I actually started writing this but I want more of the ‘next gen that isn’t their kids’ thing

Dog sitter AU where Percy forces Annabeth into it and finds out that she’s allergic to dogs and he just had to say how sorry he is and wish he hadn’t made her do it

I just love AUs yall

[giglio-nero-e-bianco]

in both Au’s (if in boss says ) would irep and peri’s kids call Dev brother?

Yup! They would, and Dev would brag to Hazel about how amazing of a big brother he is

Funnily enough, if Peri ever got pregnant in Boss Says, it would be Irep's, but they'll try to gaslight Dale that the babies are his' to get a raise lol

[isabel3710]

So Wanda and Cosmo went on the run from other fairies to protect Peri… and didn’t take Timmy with them? 🥺

Cosmo didn't get pregnant until after they left Timmy, and even then it was a complicated situation.

Even though Wanda and Cosmo loved all of their Godchildren, Timmy was the one they were the closest too. He was, in all sense and purposes, their child. If they had the chance to take him, they would've.

Peri and Timmy are two different kids in two completely different situations. If things were different Cosmo and Wanda would have taken Timmy, but unfortunately that was never possible. It's something they will always regret.

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It might be a few days before I update the AU because I am working a pretty big post with a bunch of different drawings, so stay tuned. I'm also working on my Fairy Swap fic as I am hoping to post the first chapter this week.

[wishmakersblog]

Is Lapis a trans-woman in your re7 au? (Just curious on how Peri got pregnant if they're both girls =^v^=)

Yes indeed she is. She's the other mom to Pearl and Ame.