#perhaps more

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[brionysea]

so as far as i can tell, this is what the situation here seems to be

batman character: is poor or a woman or perhaps both

batman writers: we hate this piece of shit so fucking much and will never let them forget it ever

[certifiedbundleofsticks]

i have this vision. skyhold. at night. lavellan sneaking back into the buildingthingamajig. elfroot in his hands. pcokets. up his sleeves. in the collar of his awful skyhold clothes. you know the ones. in blue though that is his signature color. door opens. oh god oh fuck.

enter sera. jars of jam in her hands. in her pockets. anywhere she can put them to get as many as possible with her really. glances exchanged. words passed. they won't tell as long as the other doesn't.

clink clink. what is that? enter dorian. bottles in his hands. in his poc— yeah you get the point by now. there are three of them now. shared secret. no one will know.

[ludicleaf]

28. Which fic is closest to your heart? 👀

ouuu ouuurrr errmmmmm (quickly opens google drive to scour my list of fics) sand angel because it was the precedent of me figuring out that my genre of writing was emotional, introspective, somber brontë-esque things

would it be silly to say zenith? it’s the first skz fic i ever wrote, the first fanfic i wrote seriously, and sure, it’s not as good as compared to my more recent stuff (though that’s a given), but it set me down this path

[styrien]

one-liner? hmm?

[hs-killjam]

Sorry to say that I'm a Jimmy simp

[yelenapines]

how many times have we booped each other by now do u think...

oooh man i do not know probably around 500 or smt

[jlf23tumble]

wait who’re the “many” who’ve talked about harry’s appendage? 👀

GodDAMMIT, I just saw the ask I answered about this, like, a year ago when I was looking shit up yesterday, and of course, I can't find it now, but there's this shlubby-looking (Scottish? Irish? vaguely Northern?) man who interviews people, and I know he interviewed Louis, among a lot of other people, and someone interviewed HIM, and among the things he talked about (when asked) was the size of Harry's dick, which he says is quite big--I can't remember if it was a first-hand (ahem) account, or him just repeating shit, but it was a focal point, if you will, of the interview that got people in a predictable lather. Ed Sheeran has also commented on it--Louis Tomlinson himself did, too, in that famous "Harry can whip his dick around your face" (paraphrasing) comment in an interview.

[bookishpraiseprincess]

i feel bad for anyone who wants to pull my hair because it's so long

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[dubiousdisco]

two people here understand

is that really old man yaoi or are they thirty

[pensivegladiola]

Woool I’m three chapters ahead and nearing the halfway point of The Window

I’m at 30k so it might actually come out novel length instead of novella length?!?!?

[toqiuh]

been reading bamsara's TROD au and man do i love their dynamic

[technically-human]

This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot

[a-caterpillars-world]

Something I find that people are missing when comparing Minecraft Story Mode to the Minecraft movie trailer is that, while MSM absolutely has its writing problems, compared to the Minecraft movie there's a level of sincerity that puts it well above. Where the Minecraft movie grimaces at itself and refuses to actually care about Minecraft as a game, MCSM treats the concept of "living in a Minecraft world" about as seriously as it can. Things like poofing into a pile of inventory when you die seems silly to us, as outsiders looking in, but to the characters who have been living under these rules their whole lives, they might as well be looking at a corpse. Meanwhile, it doesn't happen in the teaser trailer, but I'd bet anything that Minecraft death and item drops will be the subject of a quippy "well THAT just happened (⊙_⊙;)" joke and nothing more. If you can't at least take yourself seriously while exploring what life would be like under Minecraft rules, then you should not be making a movie about it.

[petricorah]

i wanted to redraw the princess bride scene but it felt ooc for zuko. think i fixed it [id in alt]