#perfect for a jumpscare 👀

[scaramwah]

HELP —

THIS WAS SAE INTERNALLY:

horror movies (itoshi sae x gn!reader)

in which you watched horror movies with sae. (repost. i hc that he hates horror but if it's canon that he actually also likes them then my bad..)

if rin loves horror movies, then sae definitely hates them and it’s for the most obvious reason he doesn’t want other people to know – he’s scared of horror movies. funny, right? someone as blunt and cold as him, your boyfriend, is scared of horror movies? well, you definitely did not know that even if you’ve been dating for over a year now.

even though sae is a busy man, movie nights are a thing for the two of you. whenever he’s home from games and not busy, the two of you would always have at least 2 movie nights per week. and this week was no different from any other week. but there’s a problem. because both of you have almost watched all the movies from your subscription except for one genre – horror. 

“hm, we've watched almost every movie here though..” you mentioned all of a sudden as your eyes were glued on the television while you scrolled through the list of shows. “uh, what about a horror movie? we haven't really watched any,” you suggested as you turned your head towards him with a smile plastered on your face.

sae froze. “a horror movie..?” he immediately felt his heart pumping. you’ve already turned off the lights and the only light source that the two of you have is the one that’s coming from the television. he just looked at you with semi-wide eyes, waiting for you to change your mind. he knows he could just refuse your suggestion and suggest that the two of you should just rewatch some movies you’ve watched before, but he’s worried that you’re gonna ask why until your curiosity has been sated.

“you’re not answering my question and silence means yes, so it’s a yes?” you stated, only joking.

sae knows you’re just joking. he knows this is his chance of refusing your suggestion, it’s just that it seems like the odds were against him that he immediately blurted out a “sure, no problem” instead. 

you hummed in satisfaction with his response as you continue to scroll down through the lists of horror movies. sae immediately started silently praying to the almighty god that you wouldn’t choose a super creepy horror movie that would leave him awake at night. but to his dismay, the horror movie that you chose was “based on real events.” 

sae was just silent throughout the whole movie. he did flinch from time to time due to the jumpscares, hoping the movie would just immediately end. and after an excruciating 2 hours, it finally reached its end.

“that was a nice movie! the fact that it was based on real events makes it more creepy! right, sae?” you mentioned in excitement as the credits roll down on the television screen. you quickly turned your head to look at your boyfriend and you were surprised to see him that he was pale as snow. and even if it was already dead of the night with the television being your only light source, you can definitely see how pale he is. “hey sae, are you alright?”

sae immediately whipped his head towards you, “uh, yeah! right, nice movie..” he’s stuttering. “why won’t we go back to bed now and sleep? it’s almost midnight too,” he added before grabbing one of your arms.

“holy shit, your hand is cold!” you exclaimed as you removed his hands to your arm so that you can grab his palms. “and you’re shaking too! wait.. are you scared of horror movies..?”

even after he agreed to watch a horror movie with you so that you wouldn’t suspect anything. by the end of the day, you still ended up figuring things out. sae knows he’s been cornered so why bother even trying to hide it anymore? he just sighed and said, “yes..”

“what?! you could’ve told me that! i’m really fine with just rewatching films that we watched before. you didn’t really have to push yourself to watch something that would make you uncomfortable..” you felt really bad, truly. “please don’t do that anymore..”

“i– i’m sorry for not telling this to you. please don’t feel guilty. agreeing to watch the movie was solely my decision after all,” sae said as he held your hand with his other one. 

“sae, it’s fine.. just don’t do that anymore, okay?” you said to which sae replied with a hum of agreement. “now it’s time for us to sleep.” you got up from the couch before you started to walk on your left with sae being left behind in front of the television.

sae realized this and he immediately held onto your shoulders. “where are you going? the bedroom’s that way,” he pointed to his right.

“to the bathroom, why?”

“oh, i see. uh.. can i come with you..?”

© 𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐙𝐀𝐊𝐈 | repost, modification, and translation of my works on any platforms are strictly prohibited.

[sitp-recs]

top 10 drarry fics by the sheer force of the feels they gave you? not necessarily good feels! things you remember primarily because they hit hard in some way.

obviously, i'd also love to hear exactly how/why they hit hard if you're up for sharing that!

Oh that’s such a wonderful ask, thank you! I’m sorry for the late reply, the 10 fics came easily bc whenever I see those titles I get immediately transported back to where I was and what I felt reading them for the first time. But putting into words what exactly makes them heartkick-y for me was a bit more challengeging. It’s usually a “when you feel it you know it” kind of thing (and quite literally too, as sometimes it manifests as an actual physical reaction!) but more often than not the fic just clicks for me and there’s no rationale behind it. As Clarice Lispector said: “I suppose that understanding myself is not a question of intelligence but of feeling. It either touches you, or it doesn't."

Anyhoo, I tried my best to keep this short and sweet but since I’ve written individual recs for almost all these fics, I thought I’d include them too :) thanks again, this was super fun! And I’d love to read about your picks as well 👀

An Emerald In The Sky by corvuscrowned | my rec

it doesn’t get more romantic than star-crossed lovers doomed by time travel!!!! (see also: my thoughts on The Eighth Tale by lettered). this is my brand of melancholy, something about the constant yearning, the beauty of stolen moments in liminal space, the unfairness of it all… ugh

Far From the Tree by aideomai | my rec

fft has altered my brain chemistry and ruined me forever with its tender devastation, I had such a visceral reaction to it - to the point of feeling dizzy and feverish. a simple time travel concept (this is my kryptonite istg) but the epic storytelling! the gratification! the bittersweet ending! rereading it would kill me but what a way to go

Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren

easily one of the most haunting and terrifying fics I’ve ever read, one jumpscare after the other but so creative and well-written I was too busy collecting my jaw from the floor to talk myself out of it lol

Little Compton Street by writcraft | my rec

as a queer woman, this one feels extremely personal and is very dear to my heart. I’ll never forget the emotions I felt learning about queer history and finding a sense of peace and belonging. lcs feels like coming home 🏳️‍🌈

Little Red Courgette by blamebrampton

this was my first bb fic and their sense of humor just blew my mind. I was so impressed by the smooth world building, by their wit and clever political commentary. I just couldn’t stop laughing. the dialogue is so good it makes me wanna weep, I can’t explain how much joy and comfort this fic gave me

Merlin Works in Mysterious Ways by lordhellebore

full disclosure: my reading experience was shaped by the fact that I didn’t realize the tagged disability would be major and permanent 🤡 by the time I noticed I was so emotionally invested I couldn’t stop. one of the most painful reads I’ve ever endured, worth it tho

Running on Air by eleventy7 | my rec

introspective fics are my jam and this one was just what I needed while working through some shit at a turning point in my life. so I guess it was more about finding the right fic at the right time, and I’m hit by mixed feelings of catharsis and nostalgia every time I revisit roa.

Still Life (orphaned) | my rec

my definition of a perfect shortfic. gorgeous prose, flawless execution, the “nothing is happening but everything is changing” vibes I live for, one of the best Harry pov I’ve ever read and an ending that always makes me gasp in awe. few authors can write complex emotions so effortlessly as seefin, absolute masterclass

Super Rich Kids by trishjames | my rec

criminally underrated, this story broke my heart but also gave me such a THRILL. I usually avoid substance abuse in fic but something about Draco’s spiral journey felt so raw it kept me at the edge of my seat. devastating but also a surprisingly funny and exciting thriller. the range!!!

The Long Fall by tackytiger | my rec

as someone who’s never been into kid fic and family dynamics, this was a punch on the solar plexus and rearranged my whole view about this trope. I was deeply moved by Harry’s longing for a family of his own and despite not having or wanting kids, this still felt really cathartic and changed me in a way I can’t quite explain.

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

The Wisdom Saga: My Thoughts

Hey all!!!! Here are my thoughts on the Wisdom Saga from EPIC: The Musical!

Overall it isn’t my favorite (Circe/Thunder my beloveds), but it’s still pretty good imho!

Legendary

Love how upbeat this one is. MICO as Telemachus is VERY good, and I especially liked the little trembles/voice cracks (?) as he sang! Gave Tem a “young” vibe.

also loved that “L-L-L-L-Legendary” lol

ITS THE ANIMATIC FROM THE REFERENCE VIDEO :D

The Suitors’ voices 👌 also ANTINUOUS JUMPSCARE. HOW DARE YOU CALL PENELOPE A TRAMP WHEN YOU’RE THE ONE TRYING TO GET INTO HER BED.

Antinuous’s lines are the perfect ick. The ToA Discord and I were all typing out various amounts of EW, ICKY, GET OUT at his parts.

Fight Little Wolf

This is possibly my favorite from this saga! I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while, and I was really excited for it! Athena coming in was brilliant and I love it :3

We’ll Be Fine

ATHENA CALLED ODYSSEUS FRIEND. OWIE.

Anybody else pick up on a similar melody to Open Arms? Because ow.

Love In Paradise

LOVED the flashbacks at the beginning!

The unhingedness Gigi gave Calypso LMAO Zero social interaction does that to you lol

“Last I checked goddesses can’t die!” Stream gets censored

I PANICKED AT THAT LMAO

all I hear are screams…the ptsd is real

“Stay in my open arms” and then IMMEDIATELY triggering an Open Arms reprise. HOW DARE YOU JAY.

NOT ONLY THAT. BUT ALSO EURYLOCUS REPRISING LUCK RUNS OUT AND ANTICLEA’S WAITING. OUCH.

God Games

This is in battle with Little Wolf for favorite Wisdom Saga song lol

THE INTRODUCTION TO THE GODS SLAPPED. WOLFY YOU WONDERFUL WOLF THAT WAS AWESOME.

APOLLO GIVING A LIL BOW AND CASUALLY WAVING TO (us) HIS ADORING FANS (also us)

don’t mind me fangirling he’s my favorite and he was GORGEOUS

Hephaestus being voiced by Jorge’s dad!!!!

I really liked how Luke Holt delivered Ares’s name. Very gritty and perfect I love <3

APOLLO’S LITTLE SMIRK WHEN HE SAYS “GREAT.” I’M DEAD I’VE DIED RIP ALDER

APOLLOOOOOOOOO

his part was sadly short, but honestly? It makes sense why it would be! Apollo really has no beef with Odysseus, and the Sirens are a little out of pocket, like he was assigned to play the game but is throwing Athena an easy thing to counter so he can get back to Orestes and also Athena owes him a solid so EPIC’s explanation for Athena helping Apollo in the Oresteia? 👀 I’m a nerd connecting the dots leave me be

“If that’s true then release him 🙄💅” Apollo has no time for this bullshit he’s like “come on dad why did you pull ME into this?” Lmaoooo

Hephaestus’s part about trust!! I love. Also the lyricism here and in Apollo’s is very very good <3

APHRODITE. Unlike Apollo and Hephaestus, who were rather quick to support Athena, she’s moments away from going “no ♥️💋”

ARES’S ENTRANCE WAS SPETACULAR NO NOTES I LOVE

DISCO HERA!! ANNIFLAMMA THAT WAS SO GOOD AHHHHHHH THE STYLE THE SWAG THE SASS 100/10

THUNDER BRINGER REPRISE AHHHHHH WITH BEAST MODE ZEUS

Also Athena ain’t dead lol she comes back in King isn’t it? Also she’s a GOD. Who CAN’T DIE.

I’ve seen criticism about Zeus attacking Athena, and about how he wouldn’t do that because she’s a favorite…but the thing is, in The Iliad, he does threaten to blast her and Hera off their chariots at one point…plus Apollo’s a favorite too, and he was nearly thrown into Tartarus by Zeus! Being the favorite doesn’t automatically mean you can get away with anything and everything, so I headcanon that Zeus got a bit more peeved than usual because of just how quickly Athena swayed the others (this can connect to the Odyssey then too, because the majority of the gods already agreed that Odysseus had suffered enough and were quite willing to let him go).

I have additional thoughts on God Games, but that’s for another post since it detracts from the actual livestream, but overall I really enjoyed this one! It’s the first livestream I’ve seen in full, though I do think Thunder Saga was more impactful to watch (I watched that livestream too, but came in at the end of No Longer You).

Two sagas to go!! I’ll be updating my tier list sometime soon as well, so stay tuned for that!!

[funtheysaid]

IWTV 2x01 Initial Thoughts (Stream Of Consciousness)

- That title card for Delainey felt very stage play to me (ahhh I adore the theatrical elements for this season)

- Ooh I love the idea that vamps can take on the emotions of whosever blood they’re drinking - it’s like the vampire equivalent of when werewolves can smell ppl’s emotions and fears through chemosignals (a la Teen Wolf iykyk)

- “Disregard” is the funniest shit ever 😂 Oldmaniel they could never make me hate you

- There’s a Real Rashid OMFG ??? Lol imagine he’s not actually Rashid and they pull one over on us again I’d fucking shit myself

- “Your love was in a box” OH MY GOD EAT HIM UP DANNY BOY

- OMG OMG LOUSTAT ITS HAPPENIGN ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE SHUT UP

- I MISS YOU TOO LESTAT

- “Quite fucked” 😏😏😏

- “mon amour” “mon cher” “love” IM GOING TO EXSANGUINATE MYSELF ISTG

- The singular finger on Louis’ chin 🥲 so delicate so soft so bad for my mental health

- I like Emilia

- “They are not used to seeing man with good looks” OKAY I know they’re just racists BUT she also wasn’t lying bc beautiful Louis is canon god bless you Jacob Anderson

- Lol Morgan a little fruity

- OOH memory is a monster! They be redoing scenes as Louis “fixes” his memories !!!! That’s gonna show up again for sure :))))

- “Stupid Halloween costume” Daniel Molloy the brat that you are (is okay, Armand likes brats) *cough cough*

- I’ve never seen someone *elegantly* close an iPad before. Armand, you have bewitched me.

- The fucking sexual tension between DM is stifling 🥵😶‍🌫️ Um if this is us “not getting Devil’s Minion” then I think imma be okay

- Claudia pushing the little racist boy 🤪🥹 we can’t help but to stan

- WTF AMC you can’t just jumpscare me with a Grace photograph :’)))

- “UP YOUR BUM” EXCUSE ME MORGAN I KNEW YOU WERE FRUITY BUT SIRRRR?

- so the makeup department really put their whole sfxussies into that decrepit ass abomination

- Louis: Alexa, play Mr. Steal Your Girl by Trey Songz

- Claudia calling Louis Daddy in S1: ☺️🍭👼 Claudia calling Louis Daddy in S2: 😖🤢😟

- I’m dubbing Louis “The Rat Prince”

- “If he can’t take you ballroom dancing and call you pretty” ICONIC.

- “the motherfucker” it’s on sight Bruce or Killer or whatever the fuck your name was 🤕🥊

- “her hand twitched like yours would” why was that line lowkey out of pocket. My mans has Parkinson’s Louis !!!!

- SHE DREAMS 😭 MY FUCKING GOD STOP MY EYES ARE GONNA BE PUFFY WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW

- that wasn’t even acting that was some REAL shit. Get Jacob Anderson his Emmy or Oscar or Tony or whatever the fuck I just need him to be awarded for his talent

- Daniel’s soft compassionate side: rare but that much more meaningful when it makes an appearance

- LOUIS you did not just do Emilia dirty like that TF!?! She helped you dude.

- “Human affairs. Their problem.” Not you listening to Lestat now of all times

- “Catfish with teeth” Louis can really read a bitch to filth can’t he?

- AHHH THERE ARE TWO OF THE FUCKERS 👹👹

- Oh shit he’s a kid okay I’m sorry for calling you an abomination earlier. That was mean.

- Woman vampire, you standing precariously close to that fire 👀

- Delainey’s facial expressions are the perfect blend of innocent and slightly unsettling

- OPP INTO THE FIRE SHE GOES rip 🔥

- What the hell is a bacon triptych am I just stupid don’t answer that

- Armand you ain’t beating the iPad kid allegations

- “It’s his drug” He said that with such malice. Is this a “he needed me but he needed drugs more” plot line???

- So Dubai Loumand is chilly frigid tepid frosty glacial

- Free feet? Okay im sorry

- “We can have him saying what happened next in no time” okay wait hold up why you making it sound like YOU don’t know what happened next and you need him to tell you???

- oh danny boy whistling while the couple he’s counseling walks in… is this a comedy or ?

- Daniel: yeah? 🤓 Armand: yeah 🫦

- “the mother of New Orleans” oh he misses home

- LMFAO Daniel interrupting Armand before he can start soliloquizing

- Louis and Claudia in a truck full of art which they belong in bc they too are pieces of art to me

- hard words. soft words. 🥺

- “a shit life beats no life” god damn this monologue feels like Louis is speaking directly to my soul

- “as long as you walk the earth I’ll never taste the fire” If this is foreshadowing I- I- I don’t know what I’ll do but it’s going to involve a baseball bat and a waffle iron and my head

- “it would be enough” pan to Lestat 💀 you can’t be fucking serious right now you just cannot

- okay it’s over and the teaser for the season just started playing and I just have to shout out the score bc damn if those violins don’t get me every god damn time

(Stutter) That’s all, folks! 🐷👋

[istarveforplatonicptnstuff]

Pookie, what do you think of ptn characters being self aware au?? I need another platonic for that😍😍😍

Pookie 😿 The way that I wanted to answer this right away, but I ended up thinking about it for half a day, since today I had to finish counting tears in a plastic bottle (life update, today was my GRD and they had me recite 50 STEPS 😀 Changing patient gown and iv infusion + insertion 😢 But I SLAYED because I got perfect and one mistake in the other 😎) - Idk about ya'll but... You probably found out about the game based on the ad that had MISS 🤭 MAAM 🥰 Zoya... You guys don't understand the GRIP 😩 it had on me when I saw the ad for the first time... So, after watching THE ad that saved LIVES 🤩 including mine ofc 😊 You downloaded the app, despite having ZERO experience playing a tower defense game... 😶 That was me, highkey projecting rn... 😔😔😔 - So after days of getting used to the game, you started watching the interrogation since you were quite curious about the sinners backstory... 🤔🤔🤔 After finishing part of Hella's interrogation, you started to notice weird things happening in the game.

- If you put Zoya as your display character, she starts getting too real about asking you how your day was. And telling you stuff like; You better level me first 😤😤😤 because I'm the only who can protect you bbgirl... 🐺 Girl... This wasn't here before 🤨 so you definitely looked it up, but to no avail... So you probably felt special... 😍😍😍 Like, for me??? 🥺 Oh my gah 😱 I'm never letting you go POOKIE 🤭 Though you got jumpscared by the way Zoya suddenly responded with, That's right... I'm your pookie now... 😈 Making you press the home button on your phone due to how much you are FOLDING rn... 😳😳😳 Zoya canonically RIZZING you up pookie... *Sighs in not being able to relate because I'm not You pookie... 😞* But lmao imagine saying words like, Pookie 😍, Rizz 😏, and Bbgirl 🐺 to THE Zoya, like this is sending me rn... The way that I giggled a lil bit too hard writing this, feeling a lil EMBARAZZED picturing how Zoya would probably react to this... She's probably amused at you fangirling about her character, gives me FANSERVICE queen vibes like??? 😳 She knows how to play her role TOO well... 🥵

If you decide to put Adela as your display chara... (Though, what you know about my POOKIE Adela??? 🤨 Maam, I probably need to see that I.D for verification that you are INDEED another Pookie of Adela's... 🧐🧐🧐 /j I SEE 👀 you that one Adela pookie in my comments rn... So, this one's for you 🥰 and a lil bit of a spoiler pooks, if you see this rn... I'm writing another installment to our fav hair stylist soon...) - Adela would DEFINITELY give you good advice about hair... Me thinks my girl Adela knows FASHION 💃 Because, you cannot convince ME that this girl doesn't know how to dress up, like??? Her default outfit? SLAYED THE BOOTS DOWN 👢💥 So, rest assured you guys chose the right girl to display because this girl DON'T play around with both SERVING looks and SLAYING in one setting like girl... Me thinks if you like asmr, and had it on playing in the background and she hears and sees how it relaxes you... She probably would replicate it, like girlie had a secret career brewing and thought that we didn't notice??? 😯 Pookie, at this point, if you want to sleep or just relax... Hop on the game rn... Adela's doing 💈✂ barber shop 💇‍♀️ asmr... 😴😴😴 Adela havers be having a good night sleep, being blessed every night with her calming atmosphere... (Average Adela fan spotted, I will YAP when I hear her name...) Her voice lines would make you feel that you guys were besties from the start, or it's either like she's your mom friend and you guys get to hanggg around when she's not too busy SERVING the customers 💅

Not the soul siren 😭 but if you guys put her as your display character and you eat in front of her during a break... Sis will ROAST you like she's a copy of Gordon Ramsay, but more CUNTIER 💋 Girl acts like you are one of her 5 star chef and DEMANDS that you eat something else... 🙄 Babes really think you're rich 💳✨ and have MONEYYY to eat ✨exquisite✨ food... Only the best food for her caretaker. Girl really said that like you was her maid or something like??? WHAT? 😭😭😭 Lowkey judges you like you're BROKE or smth, same thing applies if you're actually not broke or like... College student tingssss, which makes it even WORSE because sister manages to convince you to buy her skins every time or pull copies of her... Pookie, I think she's a secret marketing agent of AISNO... 🤨 Girl WILL be obsessed with you the moment you max her, forfeit all moral possessions for her, and HER exclusively... 🤐🤐🤐 Sis does not leave you alone even after all that... She's hard to please 😞, in short but she warms up to you when you show significant improvement in your life... It's giving... Strict asian parents vibes 😶 Though, for realsys she isn't mean but like she's hard to predict pookie... I think she's kinda more on the practical side of things... When I mean practical, like your cooking skills... Critiques you as if you're in culinary school... 😃 Tough love for you pookie 💔 But dw, she'll change... When you manage to impress her with your cooking skills, of course 😇 Extra An: Pooks, if ya'll want more... 🤭 Comment which characters you want to see in this series or request other stuff that you want to see... The more KRAZY 🤪 it is, the more likely I am able to EAT 🍴 it up (Though, your pooks wouldn't be active much/still brewing some ideas 🧍‍♀️) TOODLES!

[bluesgrxce]

FNAF 1 Human AU

General Info

This is an AU where instead of using animatronics, Fazbear's Entertainment uses human performers who take care of and amuse kids. Basically like a glorified and high maintenance babysitting job. So Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy are all adult humans just trying to work for a living.

They all have real names besides their stage names. Because like who names their kid Foxy??? But I don't know what I would name them and I'd feel,,,, Uncomfortable,,, If I named them after the canon missing kids. So I'll just use their stage names when referring to them. 

Canon lore is almost entirely ignored in this. There are no dead children and no edgy murderers... So far. Not at the moment. Supposedly. Moving on---

As an X Reader- Since everything I make is an X Reader at this point- (Y/N) AKA you are a daytime security guard. You're still watching stuff over on the cameras like in the first game, just at daytime now. And sometimes the performers get bored so they go back to the office to mess with their favorite guard 👀👀

It didn't take too long to get attached to your coworkers. They've got very colorful personalities and it's really fun getting to hang out with them. Eventually you all became this one big friend group that spends time together outside of work. It can get chaotic at times but it's always in good spirits. 

Freddy

In contrast to how overly-friendly and energetic he is while performing, Freddy is the chill one. He's very patient and it takes a lot to tick him off. He's smart and organized, always has a plan. That's what makes him such a good leader. When it gets chaotic, you can count on Freddy to work it all out. 

He is kinda lazy though. Bonnie and Chica will happily leap off stage and entertain kids at their seats, but he avoids moving around too much. He also prioritizes his personal space and tries to keep his distance from others.

Which is a... difficult thing to do when you're working with kids. But the last time a kid got up close, they slapped their greasy pizza hands on his face and left marks. And he's promised to never let that happen again.

Since he doesn't like to leave the stage, he rarely comes back to the office during daytime. (If he does it's because another kid put their greasy pizza hands on him and he needs an escape) But it's a different story at night. The restaurant gets dark before you're allowed to head home for the day, providing for the perfect chance to jumpscare you. He works with the others to find new ways to scare you. 

Outside of work, you'll either hang out with the group or you'll be relaxing at his place if it's one-on-one. He's an introvert so lots of social interaction kinda tires him out after a while. Especially since he's the star of the restaurant, he just wants to unwind after all that. 

Freddy doesn't show it much, but he cares about you a lot. He tries to consider what would be best for you when making plans, and he's always there to back you up when you need it. 

Bonnie

Bonnie acts all smooth and cool when you first meet him. He's good with people but he's a bit full of himself, though for good reason-- He's the talented one of the group. He's a fantastic actor and musician, making him the natural choice to hire at the restaurant. 

Except he isn't without his flaws, of course. He's a bit of a brat and can be pretty immature at times. (Chica calls him a diva and he takes that title with pride lmao) When he doesn't get what he wants, he gets more and more aggressive. You have to be careful with him on his bad days. 

This asshole is the one who bothers you the most. It's mostly because he likes your reactions, but also, it's an excuse to flirt with you. He'll take his guitar with him and play you a pretty love song or two. 

When he's not bothering you in the office, he'll be taking quick peeks at the camera every once in a while. He can tell when a camera is active and he loves the attention. He'll wink at the cameras sometimes and it always confuses the children. 

You know how some people have the most perfect music taste and it makes them super hot??? Bonnie is the definition of that. He lends you cassettes of his favorite songs (remember we're in the 80s) and that turns into a whole thing where you introduce each other to your favorite music artists. 

Oh, but don't tell him that anybody else is your favorite music artist. That'll make him jealous and he'll act like a diva again. It's actually because he's trying to make a career out of music and he has dreams of being a star one day. The others tease him since his "career launching pad" is a children's restaurant but he would absolutely fall in love if you supported him. He might start using you as his muse too 😳

Chica

A very cheerful and upbeat girl! Chica is the sunshine of the group, she's so cute and huggable that it's hard to hate her. Most gijinka art of Chica portrays her to be super short and I love that headcanon, so she's adorably tiny too. 

Don't mistake her as a kid, though. She's similar to Bonnie in the sense that you don't want to aggravate her. Mistaking her as a child will put her in this passive aggressive mood that's hard to break. She's incredibly stubborn and it's hard to please her when she's like this. Yeah, she gets this upset over petty stuff like being mistaken for a child.

To make matters worse, her emotions are contagious. If she's in a bad mood, everybody else is in one too and it'll stay that way for the rest of the evening. But she's happy more often than not! So don't worry about it too much. 

I have a feeling that even though she loves food, she's terrible at cooking. She can't make anything by herself without tearing the whole kitchen apart. But since she doubles as a waitress, it's insanely easy to just snatch food from the kitchen and take it home with her. That may or may not be the reason why the kitchen camera doesn't work.

So yeah, Chica's petty and has a bad habit of stealing food, but she's still really sweet! Especially towards you. She saves pizza slices and cupcakes for you to take home, and she's always the first person to greet you when you arrive in the morning. 

She's also the one who's likely to invite you to go places with her. She likes company, so it could something as formal as a nice restaurant (that doesn't have a demographic towards kids) to something as casual as a walk around town.  

Foxy

Foxy has two modes. Mode One- Hates everything, hates everybody, just wants to be left alone and be emo or whatever. Mode Two- The most passionate and chaotic man you'll ever meet. The change in personality is incredibly jarring when you first see it, but it's one of those things you get used to. 

It's only when he hasn't been working in a while that he's in Mode One. He's actually very passionate about this job and it's his biggest source of happiness. He loves getting to perform for kids and see them happy. 

The kids love him, too. You know it because you'll look at Pirate Cove's camera some days and see a bunch of toddlers dangling on his arms and climbing on his back 💀 It's not something to tease him about though. If he's the head captain, those kids are his crewmates. You don't want an army of toddlers chasing after you.

Yes, these kids seriously believe he's a pirate- Not like it's hard to deceive children (A certain peepaw can tell you that 😻) but Foxy puts a geniune amount of effort into the act. Hell, he puts so much effort into it that he speaks in the pirate accent outside of work. And he's so stubborn that he refuses to stop.

...Irritating stuff aside, assuming that he's not in Mode One, hanging out with him is pretty entertaining. He's very argumentative and opinionated so he always has something new to complain about. "And they wanted to fire me because FoXy'S hOoK sCaReS tHe cHiLdReN can you believe that shit?! He wouldn't be a real pirate without it!"

It's best to nod along and agree with him. This'll put you on his good side, meaning he won't be starting random arguments with you or trying to get you involved in his latest mischief... Unless you wanna be involved 👀👀

Random Fun Fact of the Day: Whenever I type "Freddy Fazbear" my phone always tries to autocorrect it to "Freddy Fazballs" and I can't get it to stop

[what-even-is-sleep]

REACTIONS to the latest PJO TV episode (5. A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers)!!

First half is positive/hype reactions, second half is negative/critiques.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨spoilers!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

POSITIVE/HYPE:

I liked that they showed the irl reactions of media/first responders to the arch.

Love love loved the aunties/Fates. Perfect characterization

THE PERCABETH HUG. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

hype continued under readmore

OHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy jumping over the railing felt like hardcore parallels to how I imagined the dock scenes in HOO

THE FKCN PERCABETH HUG. IT WENT ON SO LONG. LOVED IT

Loved the physical comedy of the trio being behind that concrete highway block lmao.

ARES WITH THE DRAMATIC-ASS LEATHER CAPE I FKCN LOVE IT

The physical comedy with the trio popping up behind the concrete highway divider!!!!

Ares starting flame wars/fights on twitter lmfaoooo. Such a good addition to his character

Gabe was so pathetic. I don’t love the comedic turn of his characterization, but the pathetic wormy-ness was good to see

YES GROVER MY BOY!! PLAYING ARES LIKE A MF FIDDLE

The amusement park was interesting! Not how I imagined it, but v cool effects.

THE TRAP WAS SO COOL!!

LOVED ANNABETH GEEKING OUT ABT THE TRAP

Ok falling more in love with the amusement park designs

Percy’s reaction to Ares/Aphrodite affair lmfao yes boy drag those fools

The way the “What is Love” section ended was great lol. Very Harry Potter rollercoastery vibes

JUST. ALL THE PERCABETH MOMENTS. PERCY KNEELING BEFORE THE CHAIR. AHHHHHHHH!!!!

The fact that Ares just blatantly says that he hates kids and his own kids OUGH! Makes Clarisse’s storyline hit so much harder.

YES GROVER GET HIM. MANIPULATE THAT $&*%£+

SEAWEEDBRAIN

SEAWEED BRAJN

GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IM GOING INSANE 🫨🤯🤩🥳🥹

Their whole convo fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OIYAGHHHHHHHHHHHH ANNABETH KNOWING THAT PERCY NEEDS HIS MOM AND LOVES HER SM AND- AND- AND- 😭😭❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND HIM BEING LIKE ALSO UHH CAN U GET ME OUT OF THIS SOME DAY TOO LMAO

I can’t even analyze all the stuff in this convo, in this scene, in that exchange yet bc I’m IMPLODING!!!!!! 🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️

LEAH AND WALKER’s ACTING WAS SO GOOD DURING THIS SCENE OMFG

AND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stunning, magnificent, no notes

“Percy stand up I mean it!” “I’m ok, I’m ok, I’m-”

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

AOUGH. I cannot keep reacting in all caps this is unsustainable. But like. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Annabeth immediately going to reverse the chair mechanisms <333333333

The way the ladder goes up is so cool fr :0

HEPHAESTUS!!! One of my fav gods ngl <3. Bro is more dramatic than I thought with the whole “baby don’t hurt me, no more” 💀 😅

ANNABETH DEFENDING PERCY WITH HER WHOLE HEART. AND HER GROWTH AHHHHHHHHHH

Maybe it’s just bc I’m a music nerd but OUGH I just adore how music is mechanical and a key for Hephaestus n everything. Idk just, very cool.

OUGH the way Percy comes out of the chair. So dramatic <3

Annabeth holding the shield and the way she drops it in front of Ares is badass asf and I fucking love it.

OUP THE BACKPACK!!!

YES GROVER U DROPPED UR CROWN KING 👑

Lin Manuel Miranda jumpscare at the end there again lmao. Looking forward to the next episode 👀

The negatives/media-critical:

🚨🚨🚨🚨warning: I’m v critical. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

“Short version, we need to go to Santa Monica.” Okok im pretty sure that’s almost exactly what he says in the books, but it felt poorly set up in the show. Part of the pacing issues perhaps, but grahh it pulled me out of the story.

Where’s Percy’s backpack? Doesn’t he have one before Ares gives him one? Honest question bc I don’t remember for sure lol. Not assuming it’d stay with him thru the arch-falling shenanigans but like,,, what abt everyone else’s stuff? They aren’t walking around with NO water n stuff, right?????

Where is Annabeth’s necklace half the time? They keep forgetting it T-T. Sometimes it seems plausible that it’s under her shirt, but most of the time it’s very clearly not. + when they showed her dads ring on it last ep, that thing was Chunky-the outline of the ring would be showing under any shirt collar!!

The conversation behind the concrete highway thing felt kinda stilted. 1) when annabeth mentioned only one of the Fate’s names and 2) partially bc there was no background music the whole time…. Whenever the background instrumentals come in the quality of the show jumps so much!!!

Some of the Ares expressions/first convo/delivery felt hellla cheesy at points. In general when the gods characters say stuff like “young one” at the end of their sentences it feels kinda like a throwaway. Like the actors are embarrassed abt the line or smth… idk. Just doesn’t feel in-character enough the way those lines are delivered.

Ares says he’ll help them, then says they’re going to fail, then says he’d kill them so he can eat in peace when he offered them food in the first place…. makes them help him, then helps them anyways… idk the motivation portrayal in the show felt way more wishy washy and weak than in the books

The trap was really cool but it didnt read well until Annabeth went thru.

Different food on the table with Ares when they cut back to him and Grover at night. Super understandable that they could go thru multiple meals, but there’s no visuals of either character eating or calling the waitress over to get more food or like ANY storytelling cue to have the changing food make sense/have a reason to change. It just becomes another thing that kinda takes me out of the story.

Why is the Tunnel of Love where the shield “must” be?? There’s no indication that Percy and Annabeth have a demigod intuition towards the place, or that they’ve looked elsewhere. It’s stated like a fact that the audience is just supposed to accept and go along with. Where’s the reasoning???

Didn’t love the sound design when “What is Love” came in. Is it supposed to be playing in a tunnel loudly or not? The song kept getting louder and softer at diff points in a way that really took me out of the ‘realism’ of the moment.

What in the H2O water powers hard-to-read special effects was that 😭😂

The scene cuts between the Percy/Annabeth to Grover/Ares feels so choppy… :(

THE SWITCH TO THE FISHBOWL/OVERHEAD CAMERA POV… laughing so hard mfg. just Why.

Hwhat is the reasoning behind automatically assuming that the chair and shield are connected. 😭😭😭. Ik the books have way more context and internal dialogue. Pls show, just have them try and reach the shield or pull it down or say SOME sort of reasoning for why they’re connected instead of just spouting another fact that we’re supposed to go along with.

Ok I love Hephaestus’s character in the books and in mythology. For some reason this actor didn’t conjure him for me. My Hephaestus is hunched, buff, more noticeably physically disabled, more dramatic and eccentric and kind and gruff. Idk this actor just fell flat for me.

Just small things with the scene cuts. Like how the camera stays on someone’s face for a second or two too long… all the fckn time. Small, consistently annoying thing for me. ¯\_(:/)_/¯

“Thank you for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers.” … what? Isn’t the whole point that Grover was buttering him up? What is the point of the emotional abuse comment to Ares’s face if Grover was playing him up the whole time. It feels like something that was written for kitschy woke-ism points instead of a genuine callout/dialogue that fits more smoothly with what’s happening before, during and after that moment. Cause then Grover asks for paper towels immediately after… 😅 bruh what.

[scarapanna]

Looks at u w big ol eyes

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• - • looking back with the littlest beady eyes possible for comedic effect

Also doodle jumpscare since this ask's timing was perfect

[quincyhorst]

Headcanon Potpurri, Red Matador: THE JOCKS + Fermin

A.k.a most normal Monster Energy consumers 🙄

I just realized, but by posting this, both of the main "HC series" on this blog so far (This one and Gareth's story) are just one post away to be finished. Pretty perfect coincidence, given WWC Spain vs England is tomorrow. Maybe the result will determine whose series ends first 👀

Anyways... I'll confess right away and say that these 4 consumed my brain the most out of the team; so they get the most HCs from me. Get ready. This will be fun.

First off, JOCK JUMPSCARE 😱

Ignore Toni, he's actually chill

Ok, now onto the actual headcanons:

Querardo is from Navarre (Around Tudela), and so does Samuel (His dub profile confirms he's from Pamplona/Iruña). They actually met thanks to their respective fathers, both with a close bond. In fact, Samu's father was the assistant (named "mozo de espadas" in the bullfighting world) of Querardo's father for a while, at least until they parted ways and found their respective wives. Pretty much every July, in time for the San Fermín festival, the Naval and the Mayo reunite and celebrate together.

They might not share schools, but Querardo and Samuel have a very close friendship and they enjoy every meeting as best they can. They also played together for the Spanish Community Cup, in which they were the key players that led Navarre to the trophy.

Like mentioned before, Querardo's father is a famous matador from Seville, but his mother is just another worker at the farm her family owns. Having a cozy home inbetween the wilderness, she at least had a place to raise her son at. And yes, Querardo was pretty much raised alongside mother nature :')

Samuel's parents have pretty normal lives, and I guess their son too. However, upon some years ago, his father had an almost fatal injury that left him incapacitated, only being able to move in a wheelchair. Said injury's origin is attributed to a running of the bulls, a simple incident. Or so it seems.

Meanwhile, as for Davi... His fathers are huge fans of soccer like him, but messier. His father is a Barcelona Orb fan, his mother a Gran Madrid fan. They act surprisingly peaceful when a VS happens, BUT their discussions get heated whenever they talk about what team will their son join in the future. They are perhaps TOO supportive for his own good.

...Truth is, Davi just wants to keep his options open, man. Hell, he isn't even of a particular team. He likes all teams, and all he wants is to support local talent no matter the colors. As long as it is from ESPAÑITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...Yeah, Davi is very passionate about spanish soccer as a whole. VERY. And inspired by his japanese profile, he is very openly competitive with the other countries. I don't think he's either a good winner or loser unfortunately

He's from Madrid, so his bond isn't as deep as Samuel + Querardo's at first glance. However even before the FFI started, Davi bonded well with the field forward and so with the captain, to the point he was quickly integrated into the group when Redomata was formed.

Alternatively it would be cute if he met them from before BUUUUUT. Not sure yet.

However like on previous potpurri, him belonging there doesn't stop him with intereacting with others; in fact he's quite more sociable than the other SS Trio members (That's saying a lot).

Davi gets the best with the midfielders, mainly because of Joan and his easy-going atitude. Pedro and Igor are quite stupid at times but the forward doesn't like being rude with them, given they remind him of his little sister. And Mikel, uh...

Yeah, it's time to talk about something I owed here. Unfortunately as the FFI progresses, Davi starts to notice that despite being a main field player, unfortunately his skill level wasn't the best, or at least nor the required one for the exigences of RM's rivals. With each match, Davi started to be more and more exigent with himself, wishing to be at other's levels. But the fact that barely anything came from this left him pretty resentful. And for a while, that resentment manifested in envy on those who were better than him. Mikel being one of those, unfortunately. So, he became pretty competitive with his teammates as well, but to such an extent it was getting quite frustrating for them too. And yes, this also added to the SS rivarly with Los Bellos. Oops.

...At least Brockenborg was the perfect slap in the face for him, making him accept his imperfections and seek a better future instead.

Being fair the whole trio went throught the most during the whole tournament, and with a reason (?)

And now, about the final member... Fermín is Querardo's cousin, the keeper's father being the younger brother of Victória Gartzia. When their child was born, he insisted to do all the required paperwork to make Fer carry his mother's surname first. And with a reason, she's literally a worldwide karate star.

Unfortunately, the relationship between cousins isn't the best, since since childhood Querardo would always pick on Fer by his huge appearance, and things got slightly worse by him choosing to style himself after a bull. Yeah, the matador jokes are endless when these two are together.

Fer has tried all he could to ignore that, but there's some truth hidden to it: Unlike a huge chunk of his family, he's actually VERY uncomfortable with bullfighting. But he feels often nervous of speaking out in front of his fanatic father, his equally as passionate uncle, AND his matador-on-training cousin. Yes, he is taller and even looks as old as any of the adults, but at the end of the day Fermín is still a 15 year old teen. And a pretty misunderstood one.

This is why when the FFI happened, Fer's spot on Querardo's circle was replaced by Davi soon enough. With him joining on the middle of the FFI he's often pursued by this group, but he'd rather keep his distance for now. Then again, out of the three he only has a good relationship with Samuel. They respect -and understand- each other.

Fer is still unsure how to feel about his other teammates, but he's glad the defenders seem to care about him. Rafael in particular wants him to join in their group the same way he does with Juan. Plus... They are technically the only RM players who do interact outside of a hissatsu, y'know...

His most peculiar relationship is with... Laudelino however, since for some reason he calls him his "Sancho Panza" and wants to bring him to his adventures. Fer does NOT share his way of thinking at all, so its messy.

Overall, maybe Liocott is the perfect spot for both cousins to talk out things better... Maybe. If they don't try to kill each other during the tournament, first of all (?

If you came to the end, thank you, here's a meme for you &lt;3

[whispersxwhimpers]

hm... compromise? let's say we're both the sweetest ^^

that sounds amazing!! i love tours, and i'd love to be right by your side while we do one <3 and oh? that sounds... incredible, honestly, i'll be on my best behavior mommy~

lucky (or unlucky, depending how you see it) for you im confident when i'm showing skin, so i'd make sure it's something that would give you a hard time 🫶

closer to a mime? i might be able to handle it then-- i might try it out and let you know how it goes ^^ and please, clowns can be goth too 🙏

my favorite right now is smile 2!! but i also really like the saw series, and mr. crocket (that one is more tame, but it's fun). whatre yours? besides the terrifier series, at least. maybe we could have a horror movie night? cuddle under the blankets... 👀

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I suppose~ 🤭

That sounds perfect 🥰 You might want to bring comfortable walking shoes or boots because we would be taking lots of scenic trails 🤭

Good girl 💕 Hearing you whimper and moan in the seat next to me is all the entertainment I'd need for our ride 😏💕

Oh I think I would feel VERY lucky Darling 😏 Show off for me baby 😘 I will warn you though, if I can't keep my hands off of you...it's not my fault 🤭💕

Hahaha he's something alright 😂💕 Definitely give it a try! I will warn you though, these movies have more gore than most horror films, so... be prepared 😊

Very good choices! Horror films that I'm a fan of other than the Terrifier Movies are The Scream Movies, The Conjuring Movies, The Insidious Movies, Jennifers Body, Trick R Treat, and plenty of others! 😊

That sounds delightful 🥰 Only if I can cling to you during jumpscares 🥺

[vigilvntes]

ok so watching twilight for the 4th time this month but the scene where bella is like laying on edward and he looks at her confused just made me think of bruce and what his reaction to reader laying on him in her sleep would be 😭

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🪷 anon you literally got me watching twilight again holy fuckssjsnf anyway here's some relatively sfw bruce wayne hcs bc why not! (there's a mention of sex in one hc)

bruce wayne + romantic relationships (sfw physical affection + intimacy)

so we all agree that this man is touch starved right. he's probably never been in a relationship before so he's not very knowledgeable on romance or intimacy or just how to be with someone and share his life with another person. but that's okay, because he has charm and he's ready and willing to learn, albeit very slowly and he's kinda shy about it. but it's ok! he's cute! so whatever!

i feel like it would take a while for him to get used to you being around and wanting to be near him and touch him etc. like i just know you poking his arm to get his attention or wrapping your arms around his waist suddenly from behind would jumpscare him, because he's not used to having anyone else besides alfred and dory around (and obviously they're not tryna hug him) and probably the only time gets touched is when he's fighting 💀

you'd probably have to ease him into it. hand holding and locking your arm with his to start with, and then working towards wrapping your arms around him and resting your head on his back or his chest. he'd probably be so awkward the first time you properly hug him, and he'd either not hug you back or he would but it'd be very awkward. inside, he'd be dying to just lock his arms around you and squeeze you tight and never let you go. and bruce is just so . soft. he'd be so comfortable and warm, and it'd make him so happy :') to see how comfortable you feel around him, to listen to your gentle, steady breathing when you rest your head on his chest and to know that you trust him enough to rest your eyes while you're in his arms like holy fuckdnfb he'd be screaming inside.

i feel like bruce would be a sucker for you wrapping your arms around his neck. like if he's talking to you and you wrap your arms around him and pull him close oh man. he'd go all smushy. and you'd be smiling at him and looking up at him through your lashes and encouraging him to keep talking to you because you're interested in what he has to say but you just wanted to touch him and be close with him oh man. man. plus this would give him the perfect opportunity to grab your hips if he's feeling particularly handsy and 👀👀 he'd love that 👀👀👀

so like i said, you'd have to ease him into it but once he gets a taste of it i don't think he'd ever be able to get enough of it. i don't think he'd really be the one to initiate intimacy, but you'd be able to tell when he wants it. he'd probably hover around you or give you little side glances and longing stares, hoping that you pick up on them. you do, because you grow accustomed to him and you know him, so most of the time you see him looking at you like that and you wrap your arms around him and pull him close or you take his hand. but it's probably a lot of fun trying to get him to admit it, or make the first move ("what's wrong? is there something on my face?" "what? uh, no. i just— no" "you just what?" "nothing") like he'd be so fucking cute and he'd get so flustered but eventually you'd feel bad so you'd hug him and you'd probably be able to hear him fucking sigh in relief.

so although i don't think he'd really be the one to initiate intimacy, i do think he'd love to wrap his hands around your waist and pull your back against his chest. like if he's down in the batcave and he's showing you something on the screen and you're stood in front of him then he'd wrap his arms around you slowly and pull you against him, maybe even rest his chin on the top of your head and you'd lean against him and play with his fingers and . ugh. yes.

he dies everytime you sit in his lap. like if he's working down in the batcave and you go down there with a blanket and sit yourself down in his lap while he's working and rest your head against his chest he'd be screaming inside. he probably wouldn't say anything but you see the little smile on his lips. and if you fell asleep on him!!!! bye!!!!! he's gone!!!! he would literally die!!!!! like just the fact that you're comfortable enough to go down there anyway and be around him while he's working on batman type shit melts his heart because you love and accept him for who he is and you trust him so much. but for you to go down there and sleep in his arms, literally put yourself in the most vulnerable position just makes him :') and he'd never admit it but seeing you so sleepy makes him kinda sleepy too so he might maybe possibly have a nap down there with you. and alfred might maybe possibly have walked in on that more than once. he'd try to deny it, and he'd shush alfred straight away and tell him that you're sleeping and he needs to keep his voice down. alfred just standing there all amused like boy i caught you don't even pretend— he'd get so mad at himself if he woke you up and kinda pissy at alfred if he woke you up.

he'd carry you to bed, too. actually i just think he'd love to carry you around the tower, anyway. like if you jump up into his arms and wrap your legs around his waist that's it you're getting carried no questions asked. he would especially love it if you're still awake when he gets back from patrol and you run and jump into his arms, he'd spin you around and you'd give him the biggest smooch !!!!!

kisses. kisses. give him all of the kisses. all of them. he'll take as many as he can get thx. the first time you kiss him he'd be so flustered oh man he wouldn't even know what to do with himself i think he'd forget how to think or breathe or be alive he'd be so asksjdbf. and i think he'd be like that for a while, at least a few weeks. you'd have so much fun with it though, catching him off guard whenever you can by pressing your lips to his and he'd probably go red like he's PALE you'd definitely make him blush like MAN. he'd love all kisses, but i think forehead and lips would be his favourite. like if you're going back upstairs after spending some time with him in the batcave and you brush his hair away from his forehead and kiss him right there he would melt and he would be a mess all afternoon he wouldn't be able to think straight and he'd probably end up finishing whatever it is he's doing to come join you for a while.

he'd just be an absolute sucker for kisses. like the amount of times he'd be late to meet gordon because you kept pouting everytime he said he had to leave and asking him for one more kiss and he's a fucking sucker and very very whipped so he'd just lean down and give you ten more and probably end up back in bed for 5 more minutes too

and listen. hear me out. the nose of the batman suit. is perfect for kissing. just perfect. if he's going to meet gordon and he's already in the suit, you'd kiss him goodbye and then press a kiss to the nose of his suit every fucking time and he'd near enough lose his mind every time too because like. you love and accept him for who he is and what he does, batman and all. you're not afraid of him or put off by the fact that he fucks off every night and gets himself into all sorts of shit, you kiss him goodbye and you're there to kiss him when he gets back and man :')

also you'd kiss his scars too and he'd just fucking die that is all

i think he'd like to kiss your knuckles and your cheeks :')

i don't think he'd mind being the big spoon or the little spoon to be honest. i think if he's had a rough night maybe he'd prefer to be the little spoon because he'd just want you to hold him and nuzzle against his back and kiss his scars gently and tell him how much you love him. but he's down to be the big spoon too like he'd just love to see you all cuddled up to him i don't think he'd be able to stop smiling at the sight of your face buried in his neck or your head resting on his chest he'd go WEAK. sometimes you talk, sometimes you don't and either one of those works just fine for him.

i think at the start of the relationship he'd be kinda very awkward about cuddling. i think it's something he'd only really do after sex or something, like he'd wait for you to fall asleep and then he'd just turn over and lay awake the whole night because let's be honest he's a night owl, but he'd feel bad for just getting up and leaving after railing you so he stays if he can. so yeah the first time you reach for him in your sleep he'd be so fucking confused and he'd probably think you're awake, so he might even start talking to you and asking you if somethings wrong??? but then he realises that you're asleep and you're literally trying to cuddle up to him while you're asleep bc you wanna be close to him even then. he'd pull you into his arms and kiss your forehead gently bc he's all soft and mushy about the fact that you want him even when you're not awake and you want to touch him always and he'd just. ugh. yeah. man. he'd go insane.

he'd come to love falling asleep in your arms though, or with you in his arms. you know bruce doesn't get much sleep anyway, because when he comes back from patrol all he wants to do is rewatch everything that happened and write in the journal and do 59 things before he goes to bed SO you'd have to go down there and literally drag him to bed. honestly you'd probably end up ruining your sleep schedule which he wouldn't be happy about but you just wanna take care of him and make sure that he sleeps and he's out at lightning speed, like as soon as he gets into your arms that's it he's gone. sleeping like a baby because he feels safe and loved and he doesn't get nightmares when he's sleeping next to you :')

but i just know at the start of the relationship he'd give you your own room in the tower because his is cold and dark and barely used and you wouldn't wanna sleep in there right???? wrong. so so wrong. severely misguided judgement. he'd leave you in your room when he goes out on patrol, but he'd come back to find you all wrapped up asleep in his bed sheets, or half awake and waiting for him to come home. and he'd be like,,, why???? like he gave you your own room because he wanted you to be comfortable and he wouldn't want to wake you when he comes home but you'd just say "smells like you" all sleepily and he would combust ok

also like, he comes home and you're already asleep but you KNOW that dip in the bed even when you're unconscious so you immediately cuddle up to him. yeah. yeah.

sleepy bruce 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 oh man. sleepy bruce. i've been thinking about sleepy bruce way too much. he'd be so fucking cute. i think when he's sleepy is probably the only time that he'd ever initiate any full on intimacy. he'd cuddle himself up to you, bury his face in your neck, nuzzle against your skin, probably kiss every single part of your face. he'd literally be purring like a fucking cat if you started running your fingers through his hair or scratching his scalp, or if you gently rubbed his back. he'd tell you how pretty you are and how much he loves you and how good you are to him and then he'd pass out

speaking of i don't think he'd tell you that he loves you very often, i think he's more of a show rather than tell kind of guy because he'd get very flustered but you know he loves you, anyway. he would like to hear it from you often, though, just to pat down any insecurities that crop up bc i think he'd get scared of not being good enough for you or feeling like you could be with someone better but then you'd tell him you love him and there's no one better and he :')

wearing his clothes would make him soft too but im not gonna elaborate any further because i've already done some headcanons on that

i think he'd just really love the idea of domesticity too. like the two of you cooking together and eating breakfast together or just sitting in the library or sitting in the window when it's a sunny day, just chatting about anything and everything. he'd fucking love it. it'd ground him and give him the normality he desperately craves sometimes.

imagine just taking care of him when he gets back from patrol :') like wiping his makeup off gently and cleaning his wounds if he has any, showering together and washing his hair for him like holy fuck :')

AND HELPING HIM GET READY TO GO OUT MMMMYUMMY. like imagine picking outfits for him and making him try all of his fucking suits on like that scene from 27 dresses where she's modelling all of the dresses and he's reluctant at first but then he starts putting on a whole ass fashion show for you like mhhgrbr and he'd look so handsome in everything and your compliments would be making him blush so bad but he fucking loves it. and then when he goes out, you go with him and hold his hand the whole time and keep him close to you because you know he gets nervous, but as long as he has you by his side he can anchor himself and keep his calm and yeah :')

overall he would just love love love having you around and just,,,having you because he loves and adores you. he loves having someone to protect / take care of and he loves being taken care of too although he'd never really admit that. you're there for him, someone he can confide in and come to when he needs comfort or reassurance about anything. also you're just that little bit of joy that was missing from his life. before you it was just him, alfred, dory and the batman suit but now he has you around and you're that spark he didn't know he needed until he met you :')))

ok ending this here because i didn't intend for this to be so long like goddamn im down so bad and in conclusion i want him :)

[allisonlol]

Hi, I'm back.

I would like to request Fyodor, Yosano and Ranpo s/o who really loudly sniffs their hair.

I know it sounds weird, but what I mean is, that the reader likes the smell of their hair, so one time reader decides to come up to the chars and just really loudly sniff their hair just for the fun of it.

I'm sorry for the questionable requests, I just like to confuse people.

(I really love your blog 👀)

a/n: i love your requests sm omg 😭 also, tysm!

(Fyodor, Yosano, Ranpo)

Fyodor

you’re the only person who can genuinely confuse him LOL

the two of you were preparing for bed when a thought popped into ur head to see what his hair smelled like

(i just KNOW it smells good…probably like lavender)

you climb into bed next to him and lean in to see what it smells like

fyodor thinks you’re leaning in to give him a hug so he wraps his arms around you

but nope you just take a take deep whiff of his hair instead

and yes…it does smell amazing and like lavender 😋

fyodor leans back and just looks at you like …🤨❓❓

“may i ask what that was all about..?”

you just shrug and say that his hair smells nice 😭

he’s still super confused but thanks you for the compliment

if this becomes a regular thing that you do he’ll find it entertaining and smile/quietly laugh whenever you go to smell his hair <3

Yosano

YOSANO MY BELOVED <3

this event transpired while the two of you were working late at the ADA

you got bored with ur work and decided to wander over to her desk to see what she was doing

while leaning over her, you take it as the perfect opportunity to suddenly bury your face in her hair

it smells like flowers btw 🌸 very nice

this catches yosano off guard and she jumps up from her chair, but starts laughing when she realizes what you were trying to do 💀

“you could’ve just asked to smell my hair instead of jumpscaring me…” LOL

“it was an impulse decision” 🤷🏻‍♀️ you admit

yosano finds this adorable and practically tackle-hugs you

from here on you have her full fledged permission to smell her hair whenever you’d like <3

Ranpo

i love this gif omg he is so handsome <3

but i digress

on this day in particular the both of you were on a date, sitting on a park bench to finish some ice cream you’d bought

you keep stealing glances at ranpo because 1. he’s super cute, and 2. you were really curious as to what his hair smelled like 🤨

after you finish your ice cream, you decide to just go for it and shove your face in his hair

(it smells very sweet…like strawberries 🍓)

this makes him jump and he DROPS HIS ICE CREAM !!

you lean back and he’s like “WHAT WAS THAT FOR 😟”

you admit that you wanted to see what his hair smelled like and ranpo just…solemnly nods 💀

you have to buy him another ice cream so he stops pouting, and only after that does he admit that while what you did scared him, it was still cute 🥰

probably gets curious as to what YOUR hair smells like…so from now on the both of you just randomly do it to each other 💀

is very confusing to onlookers but hey, at least you guys are happy <3

a/n: THIS WAS SO CUTE AAAA I LOVED IT

song i listened to while writing: time of my life by upsahl

Thank you!

[miharuhebinata]

buckle in folks because this update is gonna be a long one! first up, i finished Unheard & i'd say my original thoughts still stand. i don't regret playing it or anything, but i don't think i'd ever want to play it again, especially since i did not like the ending very much, it felt way too abrupt.

second was Forgotton Anne, which was a MUCH better experience. i cannot recommend this game enough, it's beautiful both visually & in terms of its story. i mean, i wouldn’t say it’s anything especially groundbreaking, but for some reason i still find myself thinking about it a lot. it’s definitely a game that has stuck with me, & definitely the best game i played in august <3

jumping to september now, i finally finished Rusty Lake Roots, which i started back in april but never finished until now. same thoughts still apply, another good game in a very good series <3

next up i played A Mortician's Tale. been wanting to play this one for several years but just never got around to it, that is until everyone on youtube started playing The Mortuary Assistant. that game seemed like a bit too much for me, given that it's a horror game with jumpscares galore, so i opted for the tangentially related A Mortician's Tale. and you know what? i am very glad that i did. i wasn't quite sure exactly what to expect going in, but i've legit never felt so un-anxious around discussions of the idea of death than i did playing this game (which in my case is an extremely impressive feat, trust me). a very death positive game with eco friendly themes. i do recommend it, but keep in mind, if the process of embalming & cremation disturb you, you may not want to play this one. it's not especially graphic, but regardless it did still make me gag the first time i had to embalm a body 😭

next was We Know the Devil. i have to admit, i had a hard time wrapping my head around this one. i’m not sure i really connected with the story in the way it wanted, but i’m still glad i played it regardless :)

moving on to october, i actually finished two more games that i started back in april. the first being Fatal Twelve, a visual novel that features quite the interesting twist on the death game trope, & oh my god, i love love LOVED this game, so much so that i had to buy the collector’s edition LOL. everything from the story to the characters to the art to the soundtrack was just absolutely perfect. i know i say this a lot, but i really do HIGHLY recommend this game! it deserves to be way more popular than it is. & if the summary intrigues you, but maybe not quite enough to tip you over the edge of actually wanting to play it, i’ve got one word for you: lesbians 👀

next up was Yes, Your Grace. i actually played this in the midst of Fatal Twelve, as i was looking for a brief palate cleanser. see, as much as i loved Fatal Twelve, probably my only complaint is that it was so goddamn long. i expected to finish it way sooner than i actually did; thus i needed a bit of a break at one point. & Yes, Your Grace was perfect for that! a nice little kingdom management game with a surprisingly heartrending story & beautiful graphics :)

and finally, i finished Higurashi When They Cry - Ch.2 (which is the other game i started back in april). it was good, but tbh, i found the twists kind of meh compared to Ch.1. i don’t know why, but it just wasn’t as creepy to me as the first one. & the length..... my god, the length. why are these chapters all so goddamn long?? i get the idea of building up the tension slowly but surely, but oh my god do i not have the attention span for that. i swear, i need an abridged version because at this rate there’s no way i’m finishing this series, not for several years at least 💀

but anyway. so yeah, those are all the games i played! for november, i think i’m just going to try to focus on making some headway through Higurashi When They Cry - Ch.3 & probably some other shorter games as palette cleansers. oh, & i just started a New Game+ save of Horizon Zero Dawn in which i’m going to try to get 100% of the datapoints, which i never managed to do in my original playthrough, & then hopefully i might finally get to start Horizon Forbidden West at some point (yes, i still haven’t played. don’t shame me). so yeah, i’m pretty excited!!

so i've decided to start playing one game per month as a way to really start making headway into the long ass list of video games i want to play that just seems to keep growing & growing. of course i'm not going to limit myself to only one game per month, if i end up finishing the game i planned to play earlier than expected, but i just think it'll be easier if i give myself a little bit of structure, with the whole 'one game per month' rule, you know?

anyway this month's game is Elsinore, which i HIGHLY recommend if the idea of the story of Hamlet mixed with time looping gameplay intrigues you, like it did me! i've already played about 14 hours out of what's supposed to be around a 20 hour game, so hopefully i'll finish soon! i have yet to decide what i'll play next, but i'll cross that bridge when i get to it :)