#peraltiago my beloveds

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

whoever draws jake peralta wearing this:

my soul will be yours

[juniperhillpatient]

me: andy samberg is so silly that’s all & like Brooklyn 99 is just funny lol like yeah it’s a cop show & I’ve seen every episode a lot but only cause it’s soo silly :)

me every time when jake proposes in “HallowVeen” without fail:

[rose-of-oz]

💌 + Nickey Bauer?

I always love getting asks about my boy, thank you, Greta!! Also gonna tag @luucypevensie and @manyfandomocs since I know they love Nicky too. <3 <3

Nicky/Jake (of course).

Amy/Rosa (I’ve always kind of shipped them and since my beloved Peraltiago doesn’t get together in this fic, I figure why not?).

Terry/Sharon (the ultimate couple and parents ever).

Holt/Kevin (precinct gay dads!!).

Boyle/Vivian (I always thought they were cute together, so in the fic she moves back from Canada because she realized she couldn’t live without Charles and they raise Nikolaj together).

send me 💌 + an oc/fic and i’ll tell you all the endgame ships in the fic!!

[quinnigallagherjones]

b99

thank you anon !! 🫶🏻

my favourite female character: amy <3333

my favourite male character: JAKE MY BELOVED

my favourite book/season/etc: season 3 (the start of peraltiago <333)

my favourite episode (if it’s a tv show): s2e23 (i couldn't even tell you how many times i have watched this ep, i have lost count haha)

my favourite ship: peraltiago !!!!!

a character i'd die defending: rosa (not that she needs defending hahahahaha)

a character i just can't sympathise with: melanie hawkins

a character i grew to love: gina

my anti otp: don't really have one but i wasn't the biggest fan of gina and boyle

send me a show/movie/fandom !!

[3rddimension]

Hi! I found your blog yesterday while looking for uti/utm clips, after watching most of dept. of weird sounds' complations, and JESUS. I really hadn't thought they were together, but now I'd be more surprised if they weren't together than if they were. Appreciating the privacy ya'll are still allowing them. They are both so cute! Also great taste in ships peraltiago my beloved <3

Oh hey fellow Peraltiago/Shourtney fan! Thanks for checking out my blog. We do have a lot discussion around Smosh/Shourtney stuff here, so stick around for more!

[remosdeerica]

Jon: Look, the only way we're gonna win this is if we team up.

Damian: Good point...

Damian: I guess my response is-

Damian: ROT IN HELL CRAPFACE!

Jon: *gasp*

Damian: Also I love you and I treasure you and- ya bore me.

Jon: God, you're being so mean...

Jon: ...

Jon: do it more.

Damian: I hope you die.

Jon: *whimpers excitedly*

[vi-talks]

if my s/o doesnt plan a whole heist to marry me, im not marrying them smh.

[freakygirlie]

‘’Just being with her looking into her eyes everything that seems so complicated becomes simple. And then I just know.’’- Jake Peralta.

[harringtonisms]

look how she looks at him??

[a-true-literati]

Tagged by: @writing-ace

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

Top four ships:

DISCLAIMER: I watch a lot of fucking TV. And I get at least moderately invested in ships pretty easily. So I’m gonna list ones that I was VERY invested in when I watched them, during different periods of my life. [movies and musicals excluded from consideration in the interest of not having my indecisive bisexual brain absolutely explode]

1. David/Patrick (Schitt’s Creek) [post-college]

2. Jake/Amy (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) [college]

3. Kurt/Blaine (Glee) [high school]

4. Rory/Jess (Gilmore Girls) [middle school] {hence the username of this blog lol}

Last song: The acoustic version of State of Grace by Taylor Swift because I’ve been on an old school Taylor Swift kick ever since some of her music was featured on a David/Patrick playlist I listened to non-stop because I am obsessive shipping trash and I have no shame

Last movie: Detective Pikachu (FaceTime movie night with one of my best friends @escapismandpink)

Reading: Trying not to spend so much time stuck in my head right now, what with everything going on, so I’m not doing much reading at the moment. (But when I do wanna read... Schitt’s Creek Fanfic. Cuz again. Obsessive shipping trash.)

What food you’re craving right now: peanut butter kiss cookies (low key I might do some midnight baking in a lil bit...)

Tagging: @roska21 @heyjealousy09 @queen-mcnamara @doctorwhoisnotonfire @borledtodeath @widonotts @crimesthediseasee @eldertwelvecupsofcoffee @stardustschild and anyone else absolutely starved for something to do

[lucy-frostblades]

i have no idea if you're doing couples outside the mcu for the fantart-grid-thing (not sure what you call it) but if you would, A3 for Peraltiago? (from brooklyn 99)

peraltiago my beloved

[coolbeansbuddyofmine]

What fandoms/ships do you write for?

oh thank you, op, truly.

i've been meaning to make a post like this but never got the time to, but now i have a reason to do it!!

let's divide this nicely by type of media:

book/book series:

percy jackson series/heroes of olympus/magnus chase/the kane chronicles/the trials of apollo-anything rick riordan basically-i only write the canonical ships, but i'm willing to try rarepairs as well

the harry potter series (books and movies)-my ships include drastoria, jily, hinny, scorlily :))) also willing to do certain rarepairs like daphnextheo and the like

the hunger games series-mostly really finnick x annie tbh, but willing to do katniss x peeta and works with johanna as well

divergent- same thing, mostly canonical pairs

the maze runner series- primarily thomesa actually

the lunar chronicles- the canonical pairs again

oh, any other popular series works as well like the chronicles of narnia

there may be other ya series or just book series im missing. you can prompt and ask and i'll probably have read it. or dm me as well!! my dms are always open!!

movies/movie series:

any book to movie adaptions are fair game.

inception- i'm obsessed with arthur x ariadne and saito x cobb, dont @ me

mcu!!! i'll write for tasertricks, drukkari, yonvers, sambucky, stucky, stony, pepperony, thorbruce, gilgamesh x thena, shangchi x katy, fosterson!!! all of those are fair game. otherwise, while i'm an avid watcher for the whole universe and i'm familiar with all the characters, i may or may not write for them. if it's a tv show or a movie, send me a prompt, and i'll 9 to 10 odds answer it and write something.

actually, also realized i'd write dc-verse too. diana x steve, bruce x clark, clark x lois, the usual. i do both current dc verse, and the nolan movies (for batman) and even older like the michael keaton movies. i actually watched them all, so idm.

any and all romcoms and chick flicks. like 10 things i hate about you, yes. legally blonde, yes. dont even think twice and just ask.

tv shows (american/british):

sitcoms!! love them.

here's the ones i'll write for: parks and rec (benslie my beloved), nhie (benvi ples), the office (pam x jim mostly but angela x dwight too!), the good place (literally anything. just no eleanor x jason, like that's the only notp), b99 (peraltiago, im a whore). send me a sitcom and i've probs watched it tbh-superstore, kim's convenience, and whatnot. all of them work.

any mcu show or dc-verse show. all of them are fair game. i'm into cloak and dagger, arrow, the flash, jessica jones, daredevil. yk your usual

for british tv shows, it's your usual. sherlock (sherlolly mostly but johnlock works too), merlin (literalLY ANYTHING-they're all so hot), doctor who (10th doctor and rose, im basic yes).

shows/graphic novels (other):

i write other bc this includes anime, manga, kdramas, jdramas, cdramas, t-dramas, and even thai dramas. so im a woman of wide interests as you can see.

anime/mangas:

kaichou wa maid sama- usui x misaki

ouran high school host club- anything with kyoya. i have mostly read oc or reader inserts and i'm not ashamed.

kiss him not me- all ships are fair game, but i prefer the GAY ONES.

your lie in april-canon only ples, and i dont acknowledge the ending so [redacted] doesnt happen

blackbird! i love the main couple, but like im in love with zenki ngl

seirou opera! main couple,,,, enemies to lovers vibe so true

actually any romance manga is fair game, i'm an absolute hedonist when it comes to romance- fluff, smut, angst, i take it all.

wolf girl and black prince- ik it's bla bla blah, dont @ me. i'll write kyouya x erika.

kdramas:

i'm not even joking when i say this but literally anything.

anything i've already written. anything that has aired after 2010 is fair game. i'm obsessed is an understatement.

do not even hesitate please! drop that prompt! ships, well, usually i write canon. that's the only caveat. i write canon. (dm me bc i have some cross-show ships)

actually i'll write for lots of kmovies as well.

thai dramas:

i liked u-prince dont @ me. i do not see it. and i will write it.

and most recently, f4.

for taiwanese dramas, chinese dramas and japanese dramas, drop me a dm or an ask with a prompt and i'll contact you depending on whether i've seen it.

so yeah,,,,, that's all :)))) hopefully this gives you some prompting cushion, op

[sambergscott]

#4 for Peraltiago, if you please! 💕

4. That’s the fifth one this week

No less than two seconds after clearing her inbox, her phone pings, a new email from Amazon.com appearing at the top of her screen.

“Of course,” she mutters with a roll of her eyes.

While she’d definitely curbed some of her husband’s more ridiculous spending habits since they’d gotten together, like finally buying Olympus Has Fallen instead of renting it so many times, with the newfound excuse of “it’s for the baby!”, their joint account had taken a major hit.

At first it was sweet, a bunch of baby books (which she’d made him return and re-buy from an independent bookstore), her beloved pregnancy pillow and a couple of cute toys. The closer they got to meeting their son, the worse the obsession became. At twenty eight weeks, their apartment looked like a shrine to Jeffrey Bezos, with more Amazon boxes than they knew what to do with.

Too tired to venture upstairs to tell him to stop, she clicked New Message and decided to sent him a carefully crafted email instead.

Jake,

Just received another email from Amazon. That’s the fifth one this week, babe! And it's only Wednesday.

I know you’re excited but I thought we agreed not to buy anything else until he’s here?

Love,

Ames

He replied almost instantly.

I know I know but they’re baby sneakers babe!!!!!! Me and him can match!!!! It’ll be so cute just u wait

Sent from Sergeant Santiago’s Husband

Her heart melts a little when she opens the Amazon order to confirm that the sneakers are, in fact, adorable. And identical to a pair she knows Jake has at home.

OK. Fine. We can keep the sneakers but no more, Jake. Seriously! Babies are expensive and we need to save.

Again, his response pops up a few moments later. If only he were this efficient at replying to work emails, she thinks disparagingly. He can keep people waiting for til lunch, just to send back a simple thumbs up.

I can’t help it Ames! It’s just - my dad never got me anything. He never even remembered my birthdays. There was the occasional fridge magnet from an airport gift shop if I was lucky. I don’t want that for our son. I want him to know that his dad loves him. And if that means buying him the dopest sneakers-

She doesn’t even finish the rest of his email.

Jake,

Our son is going to totally love you. You’re going to be the best dad EVER. I know it. He knows it. Everyone knows it! Charles tells me how lucky I am literally every single day. You are not Roger, OK? There is no Peralta curse and even if there *was*, it certainly skipped a generation. You are a perfect husband and you’ll be a perfect dad. You don’t need to buy the “dopest sneakers” or coolest toys or highest rated swaddles, you have nothing to prove to us.

Remember when you told me I flirted with you for twenty seconds and you became obsessed with me forever? Well, newsflash, Peralta: We’re both obsessed with you, too.

She’s so focused on refreshing her inbox every half second, she doesn’t even notice him until he reaches her desk and is sweeping her into a kiss in front of everyone.

[quillsink]

peraltiago my beloved omg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OMG YES LITERALLY i love them sm ahhh <333

[onediazz03]

PERALTIAGO MY BELOVED 💜💜💜

This is one of my favourite edits I have made.....

Long Story Short by Taylor Swift was made and written for them....

[jakeyp]

DOMESTIC PERALTIAGO MY BELOVED