#people picnic on top of the building tho its very sweet

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bf!haechan

lmao so originally i was supposed to post some svt requested fics that are long overdue but its donghyuck’s birthday so

i’ll post the svt requests laturrrr im so sorry for those who requested it

HAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LEE DONGHYUCK

so how would it be to date this savage meme boi?

lee donghyuck is vvv playful, he likes teasing people 

mark, jaehyun, taeyong, mark, let’s just say all nct members

and mark especially 

and you aren’t an exception my dear reader

bc lee donghyuck is a relentless little shit, so expect to be hit with savageness

with no amount of mercy whatsoever

your relationship is based on slander tbh jUST KIDDING

he teases the crap out of you, and sometimes he may go over the line between playful and hurtful, 

but this boy still loves you

but he really doesn’t show it when you’re around other people

he feels like the hyungs would think he’s going soft when they see him with you being lovey dovey 

so when you’re with mark or the others, he keeps the loving to a minimum and just roasts you or anyone

sometimes it doesn’t seem like you guys are a couple, because he doesn’t show much skinship in public and he always roasts you HARD

you’re not a pushover tho reader don’t worry

you’ll give this lil shit a run for his money

“babe, jagiya, baby, sweetie, baobei, tianxin, mi amor, my love, my life, Y/N. why are you so stupid?”

“stop making fun of me for falling down the stairs, hyuck. you should speak for yourself. you’re the reason the sm building had to have double doors”

“i am not.”

“you may as well be”

you guys sometimes team up to roast mark instead when you’re tired of roasting each other poor mark

donghyuck is a lil bit of a cocky shit sometimes

does “im cute and all of you are ugly” ring a bell?

no?

like he’s cute and he knows it, i know it, the fans know it, everyone knows it

but he likes hearing it from you

he likes-no loves hearing you compliment him

even tho compliments are very very rare in your relationship

but that’s what makes it more special

like we all have insecurities buried in the backs of our minds and well, sometimes his resurfaces and it makes him feel bad about himself

and it affects him so much

when that happens he’s quiet and he’s emotionless and doesn’t reply 

and his insecurities make him feel like he’s not good enough to do what he wants to do, to be who he wants to be

that’s why he keeps to himself, because he feels unworthy of the things he has

but you always reassure him that he’s worth it

that he’s so special, so talented, so handsome, and he deserves everything coming his way

and he shouldn’t feel apologetic about that

and that he shouldn’t listen to anyone who thinks otherwise

soooooo i mentioned before that he really doesn’t show much skinship in public

and i think that’s because he’s a lil shyyyyy

because for sure, his members would make fun him

and well, because strangers can see

when it’s just the two of you though

he’s very cuddly

like, sometimes y’all are on the couch with your legs on top of his and both of you sitting on each ends, and he never lets you move your legs because he likes the feeling of them against his

sometimes you’re lying down on his chest, with his left arm around your waist and his right one holding the phone up to his face

lets just say that everytime y’all are together a part of him has to be attached to any part of you 

imagine cuddling with him tho

doing those things i said ^^

huhuhuhuhuhu be my boyfriend donghyuck pls 

what about kisses tho

omg

i imagine your first kiss with donghyuck to be a light peck

and it was so so sudden 

like you were just so cute and your face was so close he couldn’t help himself

and you’re both a blushing mess after you realize what just happened 0_0

anddd it’s cute because he likes pecking you 

he just does it impulsively

not that it’s a bad thing

but it’s a bad thing for your health because everytime he does it you swear you lose at least 5 years of your life

and it honestly happens during moments when you least expect him to do it

like you’re in the middle of a daily roasting session and he suddenly leans in and pecks your lips and goes back to insulting you like it never happened

or when you’re trying to take the frying pan from him because he should rest and you really want to cook

or that time when you were putting on blush and was asking him if it was even on both sides

its not always on the lips though

like you were studying once and he walked by and suddenly pecked you on the cheek and went out without saying anything

only to return with pizza

or that time when you were carrying your groceries inside your apartment and you didn’t know he came over and he says hello by pecking your nose when you’re trying to put your keys on the table beside the door

moving on

dates with donghyuck vary 

you have your fair share of fancy restaurant dates, amusement park dates, movie dates, cafe dates, shopping dates, pokemon go dates, ice skating dates, laser tag dates, picnic dates, study dates

you know what i mean

but you’re favorite kind of date when you’re at home with him and pigging out and ranting about how the character is an idiot and just wearing your pjs smelling like utter crap bc none of you care 

because it’s laid back and you both don’t have to worry about being seen and don’t need to worry about how you look because you couldn’t care less if he looks like he doesn’t know what the hell a shower is

and he doesn’t give two shits if you smell like you don’t know what a shower is or maybe he does. he loves you, just pls, stop being stinky

another thing is i can see that he’s thoughtful but not that often

and it makes it more endearing

and his way is a bit unconventional, but still sweet if you think about it

like, he borrowed your phone and set an alarm 

but the alarm was him pterodactyl screaming

so, all in all, it was sweet of him to help you wake up for your 8am exam but you still want to have functioning ear drums

“did you make it in time?”

“yes i did. thank you, but next time, don’t scream at me pls”

“you’re welcome”

and you don’t notice it a lot, but he really listens to what you have to say he just makes it seem like he doesn’t know 

but on the inside he’s listing everything that comes out of your mouth

‘so she hates pineapples on her pizza’

‘oh okay her science teacher is giving her a hard time. i’ll ask jaemin if he can help her with science’

‘she likes yeri noona’s hair color imma ask where she had it dyed’

‘she likes taeyong hyung’s highlighter, imma ask the stylist what shade it is’

and then you’ll be surprised the next day or week after, he’s gonna bring up what you said 

and it’s honestly so sweet

he’s caring too

like he makes sure you eat well and on time

he even texts you to make sure because he’s killing himself with worry

and when you’re sick he brings soup over and tries to take care of you without catching whatever you have

and when he’s away he always texts you goodnight and tells you to text him if you’re on your way to school or if you’re heading home

or if you’re going out

actually even if he’s in korea or not, he always hast to be notified that you’re safe and sound in whatever place you went to

he even has your friends’ numbers saved on his phone so he can check on you when he’s far away

he even makes them promise to take care of you for him

you shouldn’t know that tho, so keep it a secret

and he always brings you stuff from abroad

sometimes its cute sometimes its random and just plain weird 

sometimes its weird but very useful

and he won’t admit that he got them because he thought of you when he saw it

how can something so evil be so fluffy

so all in all, he may be an evil, cocky, thoughtful, talented,caring, lowkey clingy guy

he’s still a wonderful boyfriend

and dating him?

it’s a damn wonderful long ass ride

[h1de-s0urce]

do all the unusual asks! B)

Oh my goodness, you’re giving me a lot of work hahaha!

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify

is your room messy or clean? Right now it’s a bit messy, but I like having a clean home 

what color are your eyes? Green

do you like your name? why? Nope. I just feel like it don’t suit me

what is your relationship status? I’m in a committed relationship, and we live together

describe your personality in 3 words or less. Caring, slick, immature

what color hair do you have? Ashy blonde

what kind of car do you drive? color? Don’t have a car. Don’t know how to drive either. 

where do you shop? For what?

how would you describe your style? Fluctuating and changing depending on my mood

favorite social media account. I use most time on tumblr, and instagram

what size bed do you have? My bf and I share a,, uhh, I think a Queen size? It’s approx 200cm x 150cm

any siblings? YES! I have a younger brother. On my dad’s side I got three half siblings and a stepsister, and on my mums side I got two step-sisters

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? I would stay right here. Although I love travelling and would love to explore several countries

favorite snapchat filter? hOW CAN i CHOOSE?

favorite makeup brand(s) I love NYX, Kat Von D & Urban Decay

how many times a week do you shower? As many as I have to. Minimum every other day

favorite tv show? Right now it’s Lucifer, on Fox. But I also love American Horror Story, and Supernatural still have a special place in my heart even tho I quit at season 9 I think 

shoe size? I’m a EUR 38-39. It’s like a UK size 6 I think?

how tall are you? I am 167 cm tall  / 5 feet 5¾

sandals or sneakers? Sneakers. Sandals are a pain to wear

do you go to the gym? Nah, I do Taekwon-Do twice a week. 

describe your dream date A picnic, at nighttime, just watching the stars

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? I just have my cards really

what color socks are you wearing? White

how many pillows do you sleep with? 1

do you have a job? what do you do? I am a full-time student, but I am looking for a part-time job 

how many friends do you have? I can count my closest friends on 1 hand

whats the worst thing you have ever done? When I was 8 I broke windows at an abandoned  storage house nearby. I thought it was alright because most of the windows were already broken

whats your favorite candle scent? Juniper tree

3 favorite boy names I really have to think, beacuse I love names! But I think I love Loke, Sirius, and Abel the most

3 favorite girl names The same goes with Iris, Aurora, Luna. I literally have a long list of names I love

favorite actor?  Johnny Depp

favorite actress? Sarah Paulson

who is your celebrity crush? Ryan Reynolds

favorite movie? I can’t count how many times I’ve seen Tangled

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I read when I have the time. It’s either nothing for 6 months or 10 books in a day, there’s no in between. My fave is The fault in our stars, I cried like a baby

money or brains? brains

do you have a nickname? what is it? nah. My name’s too short for a nickname. 

how many times have you been to the hospital? been visiting family a couple of times

top 10 favorite songs It all depends on my mood tho, I cant choose just 10!??

do you take any medications daily? I take birth-control pills hahah

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) I honestly don’t know. Its a combo I think

what is your biggest fear? I have a phobia for clowns. tried to watch the new IT movie to try to defeat my phobia. really clever..

how many kids do you want? I’d like two, although I have a fear of giving birth so idk???

whats your go to hair style? A messy bun , my hear is sooo long it’s in my way all the time

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) Live in an apartment in an apartment building

who is your role model? I look up to several people

what was the last compliment you received? “You’re too kind to me”

what was the last text you sent? “That’s okay, I’ll take the time xxx”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? hE’S NOT REAL????

what is your dream car? ‘67 Chevy Impala

opinion on smoking? Looks cool on old pictures, smells like shit

do you go to college? Yeah, I go to Uni

what is your dream job? Translator. Or actress, but we all know that’s not gonna happen 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Just the ones I need

do you have freckles? Yeah, but they don’t show very well

do you smile for pictures? If i have to, I don’t like cameras, I think everyone turn on their fake side once they see them

how many pictures do you have on your phone? too many memes

have you ever peed in the woods? once

do you still watch cartoons? Heck yeah!

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? Never had wendy’s so I have to go for McDonald’s even tho I hate them

Favorite dipping sauce? dipping for what food tho?

what do you wear to bed? Depends on how hot/cold it is. Sometimes PJs, sometimes butt naked

have you ever won a spelling bee? We don’t do that kinda thing where I live

what are your hobbies? Bingewatching tv-series and staring into the wall as I realize I’ve got an existential crisis and have no idea what I’m doing with my life

can you draw? I’ve heard I’m good at it. Think I am decent enough

do you play an instrument? Know some chords at guitar and ukulele

what was the last concert you saw? Went to the Pstereo festival in Trondheim, and I’m going to Gorillaz in November, that’s gonna be sweet as heck

tea or coffee? Tea! Coffee is the devil’s work

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? We don’t have dunkin donuts where I am from so I have to go with ‘bucks

do you want to get married? Yes!

what is your crush’s first and last initial? V.R.

are you going to change your last name when you get married? I want us to have both our names if you get what I mean. So he’ll have mine in addition to his own and vice versa 

what color looks best on you? Green and purple

do you miss anyone right now? Nah, I’m good

do you sleep with your door open or closed? It has to be closed or I’ll freak out

do you believe in ghosts? I believe there’s a lot in this world we don’t understand and can’t explain. I believe in energy, not ghosts per se 

what is your biggest pet peeve? I hate it when people are cracking joints 

last person you called I called Doctors Without Borders

favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate

regular oreos or golden oreos? regular

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? chocolate

what shirt are you wearing? a gray one

what is your phone background? It’s a disney themed one

are you outgoing or shy? shy. I try to be more outgoing tho

do you like it when people play with your hair? Depends who

do you like your neighbors? They’re alright I guess

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? I do it at night after I brush my teeth

have you ever been high? I was on the top of a mountain once hahah

have you ever been drunk? three times

last thing you ate? A sandwich

favorite lyrics right now Oh no do I have to think?

summer or winter? Winter, because chRISTMAS

day or night? I’m a night owl

dark, milk, or white chocolate? yes to all please

favorite month? DECEMBER

what is your zodiac sign Aries

who was the last person you cried in front of? My bf

@tricksterfrog you’re welcome!