she/her. aro and possibly ace. just wanna live fast and eat mac n cheese.
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Apparently seals in Aberdeen have learned to climb onto a branch and rest there
Arboreal seals
I AM LOSING! IT!!
ARBOREAL SEALS
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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i got the high score for most irritated anyone has ever been and my body exploded into clear and beautiful water droplets that nourished the ground where i stood and now trees and flowers taller that you could ever imagine grow in that spot and provide shelter to creatures great and small
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tshirt that says "IF U ASK ME ABOUT MY CAREER I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF U"
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This wolf in British Columbia took a break from eating herring roe to investigate a half-submerged object: the photographer’s camera
Photograph by Ian McAllister
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