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forsoobado137 · 4 months ago
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I'm obsessed with the NA bros having an online cooking show. That one comic where they're making sushi kills me. Everyone expects that America will butcher their cultural dishes until it's an unrecognizable grease plate, but Canada doing it as well is just perfect. And I love how Canada has on a ninja costume. I bet America wears a themed costume for each episode and makes Canada do the same.
Does anyone remember Unus Annus? I feel like it's that exact vibe except they are both Mark and Ethan. Oh France is probably so disappointed in Canada lol. He's taught him how to make coq au vin and bœuf bourguignon, but Canada will never be a gourmet.
France and England would be guest stars and the episode would just end with them losing the plot and bickering. Also, England's cuisine would get slandered the entire episode. "Dude, you know WW2 is over, right? You can stop with the rations!"
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gogo-karasuno · 5 years ago
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hey, I love your headcannons and want one where your basically list some of the characters kinks and why, as well as whether they’re dom, sub, etc. please do oikawa, kuroo, akaashi, bokuto, and nishinoya 🥺🥺
Thank you so much!!
I filled all characters but I’m putting this under a read more because it is super long.
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Oikawa
He’s a total Switch but his default is acting like Bratty Sub. Touro’s really good at reading people, learning what their buttons are, and then relentlessly pushing them. As a Dom, he enjoys pushing someone till they get huffy and demanding; especially if they’re just as much of a brat as him. As a Sub, he really wants someone to put him back in line. You can have control but you have to fight him for it.
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Anyone who has seen him for three seconds realizes he has a Praise Kink a mile wide. It doesn’t matter which headspace he’s in just tell him he’s doing a good job. I imagine he’s also prone to lavishing his partner with praise as well. It’s only fair that they know how amazing they are as well.
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Over-stimulation is another thing with him. There’s this razor sharp edge between enough and too much that he enjoys skating across. The pleasure-pain is such a fascinating sensation. He’ll readily accept being overstimulated or offering the pleasure to his partner.
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I also see him really into being watched and/or instructed at the same time? It ranges from a partner just observing him getting himself off to inviting other partners to watch or participate in the events of the night. There’s something above the attention that just gets him riled up.
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Kuroo
I 100% see him as a Dom. I don’t however see him as someone who exerts his control with overt displays of power but more about provocation. It’s subtle nudges that gets you to do what he wants or keeps you riled up. I feel like an extension of this would be him enjoying a partner that can keep him on his toes.
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Dirty Talk is a huge thing for him. It can range from flirtatious bordering on scandalous texts leading up to the night to extra excitement during the act itself. He gets to tell you everything he wants to do to you and actively encourages you to do the same. If you stumble over words or blush he’s teasing you but loves it. Should this be a skill you lack then he’s more than willing to teach you.
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This boy will mark you the fuck up. We’re talking hickeys up and down your thighs, chest, hips, back, you name it. If you feel uncomfortable with marks showing then he’s more than okay with avoiding leaves traces in those areas. But, expect him to double up his efforts in other places.
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Sensory Deprivation is another thing he really enjoys experiencing with his partners. A personal favorite is blinding folding them while teasing them with touches and words of exactly what he wants to do to them. His goal is to have them close to the edge before he even touches them. Don’t think this is just for his partner. Kuroo’s just as happy for you to return the favor to him. He knows he’s a tease and it’s only fair you get to return the favor on occasion.
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Akaashi
I actually see him as another Switch. His default mode is to be Submissive because it gives someone else control. He’s very analytical and I imagine he tends to up in charge where he is in his life. So the bedroom serves as a great place to hand that control over. But, other times he wants to take point in there as well.
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This boy is a literally nerd so I see him fucking loving sexting. What’s better than building up anticipation with lots and lots of words? If he’s feeling cheeky he’ll send you absolutely filthy texts where he knows you have to hide your reactions. The fact he’s great at holding his poker face makes it feel so unfair.
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Feminization. I just see him really enjoying getting into his Subspace in a way that removes him from his usual life. Seriously, the flush on his cheeks as he dresses himself up in pretty outfits, puts on makeup, and does his hair is so relaxing. Or, you can help him as he goes by talking to him, picking out pieces or makeup, etc. Adding onto this is excellent aftercare for him includes helping him drop this persona he gets to adopt.
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Between the literary and general creative streak I imagine him to have, Akaashi loves roleplaying. There’s so many different dynamics the two of you can experiment with as you go. Anything from generic romance tropes to whatever you dream up. There’s bonus points for having sexy costumes and good effort. Maid Scenes are a strong hit and who is the maid easily changes.
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Bokuto
I don’t really see this ball of chaos having a preference really. The general sense you get from him is a more Dom role just because of how loud he can be. But, in the same way his moods can shift I imagine the same is for his preferences.
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Another person with a Praise Kink a few miles wide. Just tell him how good he is, how much you appreciate him, etc. to really fire him up. Careful with the line though because you could end up feeling the night for a while. But, hey, if you’re into that then by all means push him.
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Rough Sex is kind of a thing for him. It’s less to do with risking hurting his partners and more because of his excitement. Lots of hickeys, biting, hands grabbing hips, maybe some hair pulling, etc. But, don’t think this is just him acting on you. Oh no, not at all. Do the same to him. Drag your nails down his back, pull his hair, nip at his shoulder. He adores when you give what you get.
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Bondage feels like something he would enjoy. It’s less about tying his partner up (unless they make that request) and more about helping him to focus on what’s happening. Think of it as a way to level the playing field. Instead of you reacting to him this gets to be his chance reacting to you. This is also prime time to turn him into a begging mess. The things this man will promise you while you straddle his hips and staring down into his eyes is wild. To really get him, sink down onto him and just don’t move for a bit. He’ll promise you ever imaginable thing in the world for that sweet, sweet sensation of movement.
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Nishinoya
I see Noya as another Dom but not in the traditional sense. This is more about how much he just loves taking care of you. There’s some thrill about knowing you’re feeling so good and it’s because of him. But, he also just wants to see you filled with bliss.
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You making Noise. He absolutely loves to hear how much you are enjoying yourself. It could be moans, groans, streams of curses, just you name it. Nothing says, “I’m doing a great job.” like hearing you hiss his name. The cherry on top is if you’re a quiet person and he’s getting these reactions from you. It makes him beam with pride that he’s getting you to make noise.
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Oral is a huge thing for him as well. Some days he may even take oral over traditional penetrative sex. There is such a level of intimacy that comes from letting teeth near some of your most sensitive bits. It is also something he firmly believes you should take your time with. So, when you blow him make it a building affair instead of jumping in at top speed. He’ll happily return the same for you while occasionally instructing you to look at him. Honestly, he’s getting just as much pleasure from this as you are receiving.
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Short skirts or shorts with thigh high socks or boots. He canonically went to Karasuno because of the cute girls uniforms. I could see it occasionally extending to the full uniform aesthetic but I imagine the main appeal is the covered to uncovered leg ration. So, go for something that shows a little leg but not all of it. Tease him with those glimpses so you have a great time. Sometimes it becomes a quickie but others get drawn out. Great times for all the be had.
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butterbuni · 3 years ago
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♥ Prologue ♥
Prologue of Disguise, a Kaminari x Fem Reader
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"Hello my dear viewers! Thank you for joining my stream. If your new here thanks for coming. If your one of my regulars welcome back, you know the drill." I looked up at my left monitor watching the numbers of watchers rise as well as the number of donations.
"We are just waiting for one more guest! LightningMcSpark101 he is always late." I rolled my eyes playfully knowing he would be watching the video later when I upload it. My discord rang and I quickly answered it, "Dude you are so late!! The viewers were waiting!" I said into my mic.
"Aw man, I was so sure I was on time this time!" I heard him say from the other end. "Alright alright, all is forgiven! Hurry up and let's get this started. I only have 2 hours today!"
"Sure thing dude! I am so beating you this time!"
"In your dreams Sparky!"
"It's on G/N (Gamertag name)"
I smirked at my screen and took hold of my controller pressing play on the newest battle game that I was sent to try and review.
The screen lit up as it announced my ultimate victory. "Haha! In your face Sparky!! I win once again!"
"Awe man!!! I was so sure I was going to win this time!! You defeated me dude how is that even possible!!!" he exclaimed from his end.
"Ha, you thought. Thanks for helping me show off this game!" I looked over to my left monitor and saw my view had only gained as well as the occasional donation, "I hope you guys enjoyed my demonstration as much as I did! Make sure to go out and buy this amazing game! It's a lot of fun to play especially with friends maybe one of you may get lucky and I would play with you next time. Unfortunately, it is time for me to log off however same time next week. What do you say Sparky?"
"You bet!"
"Bye guys!" I said as I waved goodbye with one hand and clicked end stream. I let out a sigh of relief. That was so much fun. "Sparky you do not know how much fun that was!"
"I am so glad you let me try it out with you! Hey, when are you going to let me see your face you always wear that face mask. I only see half of you!"
"I will let you see my face when pigs fly!" I said scratching the side of my face avoiding not wanting to give him a straight answer. He asks this every single time we go on live together. "Plus it's not like I've seen your face either for all I know you are a 40-year-old man, but you don't sound a day over 15," I said cheerfully.
"Oh wow thanks." he said sarcastically, "I would show you my sexy awesome face but I don't think you would be able to resist me."
"Ha, you wi-"
The alarm on my phone went off stopping all conversation, "Oop looks like my time has come! See ya later dude!" I said quickly changing tabs to end our call. "Aw, c'mon just a little longer. I'll promise I'll be good."
"Sorry, sparky you know the drill I really need to go now," I said hastily wanting... no needing to end the call.
I heard him sigh from the other end. My cursor hovered over the end call button impatiently. My eyes kept darting to my bedroom door. He was taking too long and I didn't want to end without saying goodbye
"I'll catch ya next time G/N. Next time I promise to beat you in whatever game we play."
"Don't hold your breath," I laughed and clicked the end call button. Once it ended, I quickly tore off my face mask and took off my headset. I pulled out a medium-sized box from beneath my desk and put both of them in.
I quickly took out the game cd and put it back into its packaging. I pulled out a bigger box from beneath my desk that had various other games I've collected and put the game in. I sighed, "I wish I didn't have to live like this." Almost as soon as I closed both boxes and put them away, there was a knock on my door.
Fuck. Already?
"One moment!" I called out. Why why why now. I went into my walk-in closet and quickly changed into clothes that my parents deemed suitable for walking around the house. There was another knock at the door, "I'm coming!" I fixed my hair and opened the door quickly revealing my butler. He wore a simple black and white suit with a handkerchief hanging off his arm and as usual his gray hair was slicked back.
"Hello Bertrum," I said standing up as straight as possible.
"Hello ma'am your parents are waiting for you downstairs. Dinner today is coffee-rubbed steak with brussels sprout salad." He bowed down to me.
Great just my luck. I rolled my eyes just before Bertrum rose from his position. "How wonderful I will be down in a second."
He nodded and went on his way. I shut my door closed once he left. With my back against the wall, I slide down to the ground. I wish we could have normal food for one. I would kill for a hamburger right about now.
I got up from the floor and dusted myself off. I might as well get this over with. The sooner I get there the sooner I can leave.
I walked over to my vanity mirror making sure all my 'imperfections' were perfect in the eyes of my parents.
Once I felt ready I walked out of my bedroom making sure to be extra slow about it. I walked through the halls of our family portraits and statues. I've walked this same path for years and each time I still don't feel like I belong.
Every single one of the pictures had a family member who did something great with their lives. Some went on to be some of the greatest support items manufactures. Some became politicians. Some even became costume developers. But here I was, some random teenager who just happened to be born in a family with everything.
I walked down our spiral stairs my hand running down the banister. Well, everything except parents with the capability of love and care.
I walked into the family dining room to see the long table completely dressed in fancy dishes. Both my mom and dad weren't looking at each other. Mother was typing away at something on her laptop and Father was talking to someone on the phone.
I don't even know why they require me here anymore when they wouldn't even pay attention to me.
"Hello Mother. Hello Father." I said flatly announcing myself in. "Hello Y/N," they said without even glancing at me.
I sighed. Of course, they wouldn't even look at me. I am sure they have even forgotten how I looked considering I don't even remember the last time they looked at me for more than 10 seconds.
I took my seat at the far end of the table to wait for the maids to deliver the food.
The dining hall instantly fell into silence with nothing but the clacking of Mother's keyboard and the low gruff talking of Father on his phone. It was unbearable.
Mother finally spoke to me as the maids came into the room with our dinner.
"We have decided where you will be going for high school." She spoke, "With your quirk, we decided that you will go to U.A and join their support course."
"But mother I was planning on becoming a hero like the rest of my friends," I spoke up as a maid dropped my dish in front of me.
She scoffed at me, "I can see why the Todoroki family would want their son to be in the hero course but I don't know why the Yaoyorozu family would let their daughter partake in such a trivial career."
"Mother heroes have a lot of importance in our society! Without them, the world would spiral into chaos. Plus the support course won't even have people to sell their inventions."
"Support for quirks will always be in business with or without the heroes. The heroes are the cause of chaos. They refuse to properly dispose of villains, making our society go into a cycle of a hero-catching villain only for the villain to escape and wreak more havoc. If they would make an example of one of those good for nothing bastards, the people in our society wouldn't have the nerve to stand against heroes."
"But Mother that is such a horrible-" I started to say looking at Mother in disbelief.
"I know you are not talking back to me right now!" she raised her voice at me slamming her fork down on the table.
"No Mother," I said looking down at the plate of food.
"Good."
It was silent once again. Father didn't even bother trying to come to my side and I didn't even bother standing up for myself.
I've learned the hard way that when something is asked of me, I have to do it. Or else.
I picked up my fork and picked at my food. I wasn't even that hungry plus it wasn't like brussel sprouts and steak were very appealing.
"Aren't you eating Y/N?," Father said turning off his phone and picking up his own fork to eat. He only said that to me so he could still pretend to be that caring father he once was in his only little fantasies.
"I just don't have the appetite right now," I said dejectedly. "You should eat your food. Do you know how many kids are starving?" Mother said.
"Maybe you should feed them this nasty stuff," I mumbled.
"I didn't quite hear what you said. Could you repeat that for me?" Mother's eyebrow twitched as she gripped the fork in her hand tightly. I didn't think she could hear me. "I just think we should distribute our wealth to help people less fortunate. People could stop going home hungry," I said dropping my fork down. If she wanted to talk about starving people we can talk about starving people.
"It is not our fault that they made bad choices in their lifetime and ended up poor. Why should we share what we worked hard to get." She said not sparing a glance at me.
I rolled my eyes once she paid more attention to her food than me. Every time I try to have this conversation with her she shuts me down with her hypocritical ass. I stared at her as she ate her food. Who is she to talk about hard work when she worked her way up into my father's pants. The only hard thing she's probably ever done up till now was picking a way how to seduce him.
After a considerable amount of time of pushing my food around my plate the maids came and whisked away our plates. I gave them my thanks. Mother and Father however just picked up their laptop and phones and excused themselves from the table leaving me by my lonesome.
I sighed. Welcome to the life of L/N Y/N.
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Once my parents were out of sight I rushed up the stairs and past the halls filled with everything my family wanted me to be and into my bedroom. The one place in this house that I felt comfortable. The one place in this big mansion that felt like home.
I locked the bedroom door and quickly logged into my computer. I looked at the number of donations I received from today's stream. I let out a yell of excitement seeing the 2000$ on the screen. A whole 500 more than last time.
I could do more with this money. I pulled up a list of local poverty fundraisers. If Mother and Father won't do anything, I will.
I donated the money equally between the topmost trusted charities. As soon as I clicked the submit button for each I felt satisfied. Even if it wasn't much, the money I made off my twitch account was what kept me motivated to keep going. People out there were suffering and people like my parents were sitting down and letting it happen when they could be doing something about it.
I've thought about wiring money from my parents' accounts but I'll just get myself in trouble so two years ago I started live streaming. When I started earning money from it, I realized I could be making a difference with it.
I sighed as I leaned back in my chair. Two years ago I wouldn't have dreamed of going against my parents' wishes but here I am. Created my own monitors from scratch with the help of my quirk and Momo making the parts. I let out a sad laugh. I even went as far as to covering half my face just so I won't be recognized by anyone.
Just as I spun in my chair looking at my ceiling, my phone buzzed on my table. My head perked up looking at it. Who could be texting me at this time?
I picked up my phone seeing it was a discord notification from Sparky. I smiled softly at my phone. It's like he always knew when I was down in the dumps. I may not know who he is behind that screen but he has quickly become my best friend. ~~~~ Y/N Character Sheet 
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sehriin · 6 years ago
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H E A D C A N O N S // sehrin.
01. Tell us about your character’s name. Was it given to them or chosen? Does it hold any special meaning? If your character has aliases or nicknames, how did they get them and what do they mean?
SEHRIN — his birth name, yes. sehrin quite likes his name. it was the name of a queen who at the announcement of war is claimed to have yawned, gotten up from the throne while the messenger was still speaking and said something insulting in regards to the lack of sex appeal and how that greatly offended her. the messenger returned home and reportedly did not deliver the message due to embarrassment and war was thus adverted. true or not, sehrin considers her to be one of his greatest heroes. 
HASI ; VASH ; Y’RI — various aliases that he uses most frequently. you’ve probably heard of them if you’ve been skulking around smuggling depots or reading wanted posters. hasi and vash are both zeltron names, borrowed from celebrities on zeltros, known for their ... more adult holographic content. that was more than intentional. y’ri was the name of a bounty hunter’s dick that serhin just got a kick out of. a lot of his aliases are jokes that he found funny. 
AND MORE! — sehrin goes by many names and often gives out random names that he’ll just immediately forget. he’ll sweep you up in a whole identity of this person only to re-introduce himself as someone else ten minutes later. it really depends on how spicey he’s feeling. 
content warnings for NSFW material, violence, and drug mention. 
02. What is your character’s relationship to their homeworld? Do they hold fond memories of it, or do they hate it? Are they still here, and if not, do they miss it?
“honestly, darling, if you want a good time, go for it. good times are what we specialize in. they’ll treat you real good until you or your pockets run dry — whichever comes first.”  disgust. if zeltros went up in flames, sehrin would find a safe place to watch it burn. it stands for pretty much everything that sehrin hates, the flamboyant rich emptying their pockets just to glut themselves on things they don’t need. zeltros is a place where you’re used up, dried out, and thrown away. you’re sold this lie of pleasure, made to believe you should give it your everything and afterwards, you’re neatly packaged up and left to rot. sehrin was used, abandoned, abused, left for dead, beaten, and tossed away and he  — he has absolutely no love for zeltros.  he has no family that he would want to keep around. no one that he would ever want to see again, no one that matters to him. it’s filthy cesspit of pleasure and sehrin has no use for it. would he go back? only if he was paid an exorbitant amount and allowed to fuck shit up. 
03. Describe your character’s relationship with those who raised them. Was it positive? Negative? Neutral? What sorts of ideologies were they raised with, and do they still stand by them now?
sehrin was raised by petty thieves and pickpockets who lived on the lower, unsavory parts of zeltros. opposite the higher pleasure levels of zeltros, the lower parts are less concerned about the intoxication of emotions and more concerned with using those emotions.  his actual parents gave into the revelry and simply never came home one day. the thieves broke into the small quarters and found sehrin sitting on the floor. brakhin and sha’bi ( both aliases that sehrin uses ) more or less took him in as his official parents but those who raised him were the small criminals of the underground. sehrin learned how to pickpocket at a young age, petty thievery into scamming, into learning how to manipulate emotions or use pheromones to sway a crowd.  sehrin had a rough childhood, the criminal underworld is not kind to its children. he quickly learned how to turn it around so he was the ones calling the shots. he still uses a lot of what he learned, how to turn a bad situation into something that works for him but there is no love lost between those sehrin left behind when he left zeltros. 
04. What is your character’s relationship with the Force? Is your character Force-sensitive? Whether or not they are, do they believe in it? Do they lean more towards the dark or the light or are they somewhere in between?
eh, sehrin is not that sensitive to it. he doesn’t not believe in it but he also think it’s just a joke. you can’t sell it, you can’t steal it, it’s not something that has value to him. it’s superstition and while sehrin loves to mess with the superstitious because if they’re gullible enough to buy that — they’ll buy anything, he doesn’t see why one would wage a whole war in the name of it.  he would probably muddle up in the middle because he’s got a business to run and while he’s not a bad person, he’s not entirely decent. 
05. What three word would you use to describe your character? What three words would your character use to describe themself? What three words would someone close to them use?
pink idiot hoe
charismatic powerful leader, dashing heroic prince(ss), mouth-wateringly beautiful seductress. ( with sparkles probably as he winks, where the fuck did the glitter come from ) 
“what the fuck” 
06. Describe your character’s aesthetic. Do they tend towards fashion or function? Do they like to accessorize? How does this extend into their own personal spaces, such as their home or their workspace?
zeltron are noted for their revealing, provoking clothing. skin tight, short cuts, leaving hardly anything to the imagination while adorned in jewels, make up, and anything that galaxy would call beautiful or expensive. sehrin might have left zeltros behind but that doesn’t mean he stopped being zeltron.  however, he prefers the more traditional zeltron clothing — those worn in theatre, opera, or for traditional celebrations or ceremonies. loose, very sheer fabric that drapes and flows. flowing sleeves or sheer robes, he likes ruffles and lace. that said, he also loves he reveals a lot of skin with low cut outfits or simply not wearing anything at all. jewelry tends to be more of an afterthought, he wears it but they’re usually small pieces. a single necklace, a few bracelets, the occasional ring. sehrin feels like his biggest asset is his body and he shows it off in the ways he knows he looks good — he’s immediately pegged with that soft, pastel pink skin and all that comes with it. sehrin plays into that especially when he knows it’ll get him somewhere.  his hair is naturally magenta but he dyes it black and wears it long with beads, braids, feathers, little coins all woven into it. this is pretty much all the ornamentation he gets into. he loves make up, glitter, although left to his own devices, sehrin will dress up and float around in whatever he finds. he likes costuming, he loves dressing up and he absolutely will throw on a full face of make up and a dress just because he wants to but, in his own little world, he tends to keep it tame. ( well, as tame as sehrin is which can still be pretty wild. as in naked. )  i’m pretty sure what i’m saying is that his aesthetic is sexy space pirate who stars in an opera. he absolutely has a big hat somewhere.  his workspace, however, has very little room for error. everything is packed and logged and sealed away as efficiently and as orderly as possible. he refuses to have chaos when he’s dealing with work because that’s when people believe they can get in and start messing around. sehrin likes to have fun, he loves a good party, but business and business and he will not have someone coming in and fucking things up. however, his living space roughly resembles a dressing room with a cigarette still smoldering in the ashtray, costumes thrown about on the bed and mirror and floor, make up and glitter spilling out of containers and onto countertops. there’s jewelry spread about, the bed probably still has someone sleeping in it. it smells like vanilla, heavy perfume, and smoke. 
07. What are your character’s vices? Guilty pleasures? Bad habits? Weak spots?
sehrin wouldn’t call them vices. they’re more ... adventures simply waiting to be had. 
zeltrons come with a certain reputation and he absolutely uses that in order to get something. aside from that, one thing that is overlooked is zeltrons also have a limited telepathy control over both their emotions and the emotions around them. sehrin can both inflame, dampen, or simply bombard with emotions until things begin to happen his way. he can also read them which can be very useful in finding the right target. he doesn’t hesitate to use it. he also has very powerful pheromones that can be used to sway someone to his suggestions. 
he is very indulgent about life’s pleasures — “darling, just because i would rather see zeltros burn in a fiery cataclysm of doom doesn’t mean that i disagree with them. oh no! we have the better taste in pretty much everything.” he will spend more money on something simply because it is expensive. he spends money that isn’t his. he will absolutely run through your savings and then some. if you say something along the lines of “i’ll be the one to satisfy you” then he will very much test that. 
08. Tell us about your character’s relationship with food. What are their favorites? Do they enjoy cooking? Are they adventurous? Will they eat absolutely anything or are they hard to please?
sehrin might enjoy the expensive things in life but he’s never really been too picky with his food. when you’re running through space with no depot, planet, or station near buy and supplies start running low — you make do with what you’ve got. he certainly enjoys expensive foods and will never say no to them.  he loves to experiment in the kitchen and try out new things with mixed results. he knows to how to make ship stew ( which is basically a stew with all the leftover food you have no idea what to do with ) and it’s ... decent but he isn’t that great at anything more complex than that. he, however, disagrees! 
09. How does your character feel about engaging in relationships—romantic and / or sexual—with others? What is their history like? Do they fall in love easily? Are they constantly in and out of relationships?
oh boy. sehrin likes sex — like, he really does. it’s an information tool which he absolutely utilizes but also just a way to be with someone. zeltros thrived on sexuality, on pleasure seeking, on living your life to the fullest because we’re all just hurdling through space with no rhyme or reason — sehrin mostly agrees with that. he was taught that you can have absolutely anyone if you played your cards right.  he uses sex for information, he can manipulate emotions and give off heady pheromones that can sway thought and he has a reputation to keep up. people say the darnedest things while they’re in bed, thinking they’re safe from the world outside. sehrin listens, he learns, he adapts.  sex, however, is still something he sees as an intimate thing. a romantic at his core, sehrin almost wishes that someone would come and sweep him off his feet and carry him off into the sunset. almost. i wouldn’t say that he’s in and out of relationships, he starts them and then lets them continue on until the other is done.  
10. What is your character’s pain tolerance like? Can they hold their own in a fight, despite injury? If someone hurts them with the aim of gaining information, how much can they take before they cave?
“whoa! whoa, whoa — hold on. darling, you really don’t need all those. i’ll tell you what you want to know ... just take off the cuffs and we can have a lovely little chat. oh, unless this turns you on? is that what you like, darling?”   he actually has a pretty low pain tolerance. his confidence level, however, balances that out. and most of the time he can sleaze his way out of situations before he is actually hurt. he can hold his own in a fight generally but he’s not exactly going to win anything. physical strength isn’t his strong suit.  he absolutely will cave the second he is threatened. although, he’ll set a price for his information. 
11. What is your character’s weapon of choice? Are they more skilled as a melee fighter or do they have more skill with ranged weapons? What’s their fighting style like? What sort of training do they have behind them?
he carries two blasters on him pretty much all the time along with various knives tucked about on his person. he doesn’t like fighting and he prefers to stay out of it as much as he can. he’ll absolutely turn around and run if that’s going to keep him alive. he’s very survival driven and that can often be read as cowardly but he would simply say, “oh no, darling, not at all. i’m living another day while you’re rotting in the ground. from where i’m standing, that’s the better deal.”  he can fight, he’s just not that great at it. he fights dirty because that was what you did on the streets. he quickly learned that fighting isn’t going to get him want he wants. he would rather just slide into your lap and play with your hair and flirt a bit.
12. Does your character have any words or catchphrases that they say frequently? Tell us about how they picked them up.
“oh, darling!” sweet names are pretty common on zeltros and people usually respond nicely when it feels like you’re sweet on them. 
13. Tell us about a negative experience your character has had with either the Jedi or the Sith, and how this has affected their standing. Whether currently aligned or unaligned with either faction, if forced to choose, how would they side?
he really doesn’t have too much experience with either. he’s smuggled weapons to the sith before but there’s been very little interaction with the jedi. the sith he would describe as being harsh and stingy on their payment but he did get paid. that’s really all he knows about them and all he really cares to know. the jedi don’t interest him at all. “oh — forced? darling, i don’t like the sound of that. but, gun to my head, hm ... oh, i don’t know ... whoever pays better?” 
14. How would your character react to seeing a relative or friend on the opposing side of a battle or mission?
if it’s someone that he cares about, he would be upset. but he would quickly try to figure out how to turn it around and make it into an advantage. he would pretend that it didn’t hurt and simply just keep doing what he’s doing.  “... i see. well. i can’t say i’m surprised. never trust anyone who can’t properly get you off.” 
15. Describe a memory that your character finds embarrassing.
there isn’t much that embarrasses sehrin. he will probably do anything at least once and he’s learned that living a life filled with regret just isn’t really his jam. he prefers the adventure and if that means laughing at himself as he does ridiculous things — so be it.  now, others getting caught with sehrin in embarrassing situations for them? absolutely has happened. 
16. What goals does your character hold for themself and what steps have they taken towards achieving them? How far are they willing to go to reach them? What is their be-all and end-all?
sehrin really isn’t goal-oriented. he’s reward-oriented! the goal is and has always been success — be that rising above the petty criminal rings on zeltros or getting recognition from the exchange or simply getting what he wants.  somewhere deep, however, deep beneath all his glitter and glam and operatic behavior — sehrin really just wants something or someone to call home. he’s never truly experienced a home, not a loving one at least. he wants that but at the same time, he doesn’t know if that’s something he’ll ever find. 
17. What is the one thing your character would change about their life if they were given the chance? What other lives could they have lived as a result?
he would probably still be on zeltros, raised on the revelry. he wouldn’t change anything — he would probably still end up where he right now. 
18. Living in such a high-conflict time, how does your character feel about doing what they must to survive? Will they hurt or kill others—either directly or indirectly—to protect themself and / or those close to them? If so, do they regret it when all is said and done?
sehrin will do what sehrin does best, smuggle goods behind enemy lines and learn how to bend the war around him. he will find the winning side and when it’s convenient, he will help out. he will kill others to protect himself, he’s done it before and he’ll most likely do it again. once, however, he becomes attached to others and has adopted them into the fold — he will absolutely crush a man’s tracheae for them.  he doesn’t regret it, people die and people live and other people make profit off the both of them. he plans to be that third party. 
19. What is the biggest problem your character is currently dealing with?
getting paid on time. also finding and meeting trustworthy folk who won’t totally stab him in the back, he’s fine with minor backstabbing but there is a limit to how much backstabbery one can take. 
20. Give us 3+ headcanons of any length or subject matter.
loves opera. he learned about opera from a young age and would just get caught up in the story, the music, completely swept away by dashing heroes and tragic heroines and their epic stories. zeltros does not have a very big opera scene — opera often incorporates tragedies and zeltrons hate anything that deals with negative emotions — and he had to get his fix elsewhere. he has a really large collection of them and he will stop at planets that have reputed opera houses just to watch them. he actually has a really nice voice! and he will reenact scenes and parts whenever he’s just really feeling it. he gets into it and he has a lovely singing voice! 
he has a few tattoos he’s gathered from across the galaxy. around both his wrists are lace cuffs. several electro-tattoos as well, poorly done and the information has been hijacked after many years. scanned, they tell a very long story about a man and his adventures with his large penis. the true information was for the smuggling rings back on zeltros but he has no use for anymore. he also has a few unconnected constellations which he can brush off as freckles. they’re special to him and he doesn’t want just anyone knowing what they are. 
his agility stat is 69 so do with that what you will. 
bonus. Give us a list of any length telling us why our “fave is problematic.”
britney spears circus.mp3
chel voice: well that’s what makes it interesting
is basically chel from el dorado 
advanced student of the bend and snap technique 
he really is basically this video. 
“oh darling i do hope that isn’t another blaster in your pocket — because you look as happy to see me as i am happy to see you.” 
wink wonk
personal space???? not on this ship
“oh yes darling i heard you” he did not hear you 
“i prefer the term ... adventure capitalist” 
walks around naked just to see ur reaction 
sits in your lap like nbd but cld also pick you up and carry u away
reckless driver
lowkey has a thing for bounty hunters ... “oh i don’t know darling they’e dashing! what can i say, i’m a girl with unexplained and specific tastes.” 
wonder woman voice: a bAbY !!!!!! 
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