#people are soooo lucky

[littleprincehyun]

Best EXO POV ♥️

[asanjou]

historians will say they were besties

[andypantsx3]

if todoroki shouto winked at me i would literally pass away on the spot

[hippopotatoe]

if you don't like to work out literally no one (i hope) is forcing you. humans aren't meant to be sedentary but like all movement is good. if you don't wanna work out: don't. and on't feel guilty about it. it's your life. if you want to work out but find it to be boring or gyms terrify you, here's some alternatives:

dance. sign up for dance classes or turn on a cd or playlist and do whatever you want

play team sports. if you don't have any low stakes clubs nearby, get your friends to play football or whatever. or find like your town's facebook page and ask uf someone wants to get together and play something

climb trees. join a climbing gym. find a large rock to climb: you're now the mightiest goat around and deserve all the tin cans

take riding lessons

swim or sign up for water aerobics. or try to get your friends to join you to a pool or beach and play in the water

play games. do you have friends or siblings? cool. find an open area and play tag. or play whatever you want. hard to motivate your friends to be silly? make it a weekly or monthly taskmaster-esque competition with some shitty prize after a set amount of challenges

pokemon go

find out if there's an obstacle course near you. go with a friend and treat it like a jungle gym, because that's pretty much what it is. if not, does anyone you know own any land (garden, driveway, whatever)? cool, make a little internet search for "ocr diy" or wing it; a rope is now a balance board, a chair can be jumped on or over and tables can be crawled under or climb up on. or hell, go to a fucking playground a play your heart out!

feel too old for laser tag? sounds like a you problem

tabata: workout for 5mins a day. that's literally it

join a fencing or martial arts club, they almost always offer adult beginner classes

trampoline parks are fun. some areas have free outdoor ones. we have a wheelchair accessible, free, summer trampoline park where i live. other places have cool indoor ones. you can also like. buy a trampoline

have snowball fights

go on silly adventures. if hiking feels too serious, put on comfy shoes and hike for an hour or two with an epic soundtrack in your headphones. or listen to the lotr soundtrack while you take a walk around town (there's apps that'll generate a random map point within set distances which makes city adventures more fun imo). try orienteering if you want to learn how to read maps while gamifying your nature walks

here's the thing: most things are more fun if you do them with others, but you can trick yourself into having fun on your lonesome as well. attitude and music can work miracles. it can be extremely challenging to get used to being seen as bad at something or childish, but that will get better with practice. no one cares if you're in your thirties or fifties (except for very miserable people whose opinions are fucking shit anyway). it's totally 100% okay to be new at things. it's equally okay to be bad at things! and the concept of childish is fucking childish and nothing you should ever care about

[titsthedamnseason]

shoutout to the hopeful delusion that keeps the cassandra x mad woman truthers going. could not be me but i hope when i return from my travels yall will finally have come out on top!

[tomatoluvr69]

Ohhhhhh my goddddddddd so I’ve basically been to the doctor three times since turning 18 and aging out of the pediatrician because of my horrible doctor fears and issues. So it’s a MOMENTOUS occasion and the culmination of years of glacial self-work that I felt ready FINALLY READY to sit down and make a doctors appointment for a routine visit!! Like that is give or take a decade in the making…….and all the ethereal alchemical elements were correct so I could finally do it this morning. But the clinic is closed and you can only do it weekdays ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ ok guess I am going to the doctor in 10 years probably. See you 2034

[nebulouscoffee]

Me, attending the latest in a ridiculous number of funerals this year in the place of a childhood friend who couldn't be there, watching the lifeless body of an old lady who used to make me snacks in the kitchen when I was a kid be carted away forever while my friend's mother cries and tells me she's grateful I could be there because it felt like having the support of her own daughter, hugging her and talking reassuringly and not processing a single one of these emotions: ... I am going to write soooo much fanfiction about this

[maxellminidisc]

Not gonna lie, it does make my eye twitch that if you go into most tags of Black artists who've collabed with Gorillaz, it's like INUNDATED with nothing but Gorillaz shit. Happened with Benjamin Clementine (and mind u it was and idk if it's still ugly in there when he said he regretted the collaboration), Thundercat, Adeleye Omotayo, even Del the Funky Homosapien. Like I promise you these artists are worth the listen to outside the sphere of the fucking Gorillaz, and frankly bitchy of me perhaps, but they make better music...

[hella1975]

worked four sections today bc we were so understaffed. i had 20 tables. a normal section is about 5/6 tables. the way i didn't maul anyone will go down in the guiness book of world records as strongest silly guy alive

[maybebi47]

sometime i sit there and think, will anyone ever love this body of mine? will anyone touch this body of mine before it rots away? will anyone ever look at it with love? desire? and see what i do not see in it? will i never be this lucky?

[b0ngwater69]

Im a normal guy who thinks about normal things like how half of my coworkers would probably kill themselves if they had to deal with my stream of consciousness for a week

[stillagoodwitch]

I FEEL SO SAPPY TONIGHT AAAAAAAA

[francisforever2014]

i hesitate to say this in case i jinx something but my god. as somebody who hasn’t had a period in almost a year now i cannot believe that people live like that…. like even if your periods are relatively easy and not debilitating you just waste so much of your brain space worrying about it and going to the bathroom etc etc and if you have any bigger issues with it takes you out for a few days a month like that’s not okay bro.. 😭😭 nobody should have to live like that i’m so sorry . amenorrhoea for all !!!

[n3ongold3n]

So, weird question maybe but

Is there a possibility that someone going to the käärijä concert in berlin or munich could get me a tour shirt or a tote bag? 😅 I'd love to support the tour but can't be there myself :')

[ex-furry]

the way people do not realize how traumatizing it is to have a sick parent is baffling to me

[airshipvalentine]

finally played butterfly soup 2 btw. Ough