#pennytaker

[multi-level-shipper]

don’t look at any of this

[meowczafhaye]

Moth snuggles - showdown bandit AU

moth species:

miss/lorelei undertaker - death head hawk moth

Penny hemsworth - rosy maple moth

[spaloonbabooguuscooties]

I LOVE MY VERY TALL WIFE I LOVE THE DOMINANCE OF HER PHYSIQUE

[nyan-ryder]

Reposting this because something messed up

T h e G a y s

[beboojay]

Fkdkdjdjdjdj

Based on that one post of @adobe-outdesign

[rabbit-head-007]

Sometimes Lorelei would have to step in and save them

She wasn’t always happy about it

[patry93]

Here's my pennytaker pic. Now with your permission I am going to die in peace :)

[deviamist]

Penny: “...Lorie?” Lorelei: “.........I’m fine-” Penny: “YOU DON’T LOOK FINE!” ................................................................................. Lorelie got hurt trying to fight off some thugs that tried to bother Penny. She’s trying to play off that she’s okay even though she’s currently sitting in Doc Carver’s office. I think she’s trying to make her little ray of sunshine not worry about her, but i don’t think it’s working

[the-head-of-canons]

(Whoop, someone who knows my real name)

Alrighty, here goes

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Pennytaker Fluff

- Penny gets stressed a lot having to run the general store all by herself, and Miss Undertaker always tries to cook up some excuse to whisk her away from the counter for a bit

- Undertaker can, and will, carry Penny at any and all times

- While Undertaker seems all tough and dark, she shows her softest side when she’s with Penny.

- Miss Undertaker: I hate people

Penny: Looook! That pony has some cute lil white splotches on it’s coat!

Miss Undertaker: ....You know what? They ain’t that bad.

- There’s at least one episode where Bandit is strictly off the clock, and Miss Undertaker saves Penny.

- The episode was supposed to end with a sweet kiss, and them riding off into the sunset together. Of course, the network censors didn’t like that too much, but the unedited film is still hidden somewhere

- Despite popular belief within Showdown Valley, Penny was the one to ask Undertaker out first. Miss Undertaker’s only plan was to keep pining for her, and would have done so if Lookout hadn’t told Penny her feelings were mutual

- Hand kisses whenever they see each other are obligatory

- Miss Undertaker’s hands are always so scratched and sore from digging, and Penny’s kisses make them all better

- Likewise, Penny always comes with hurt fingertips after pushing the painful little buttons on the cash register all day. Undertaker takes care to smooch them all

- Lori lets her hair grow out after finding out that Penny loves to braid and style hair

- Since Miss Undertaker is so tall, Penny can fit right in her lap. She makes an effort to claim her spot as often as possible

- Penny “If It Fits, Then I Will Sits” Hemsworth

- Miss Undertaker tried to set up a picnic date in the graveyard once, but it ended up getting constantly interrupted by the stringless

- Undertaker is still embarrassed about that day. Little does she know, Penny enjoyed watching every second of her shovel wielding savior bravely fighting off the evil stringless. Right in front of her! For her no less!

- Bandit and Lookout have a bet on which one of them is going to ask the other to marry them (Bandit bet on Undertaker. Lookout, knowing how soft their boss gets around her girlfriend, bet on Penny)

[awesomeaog]

Showdown Bandit Inktober #12: Desert Rose

It’s a day late, but whatever! I wrote this for fun, so enjoy! Also I just love these 2 puppet lesbians 

Today is the day. I’m finally going to do it. Lorelei stood outside the Hemsworth General Store with a newfound nervousness, despite the confidence she exuded on her walk to its entrance. She looked down at the desert rose she held in her hands as her sweaty palms gripped its stem. Well, as close to sweaty a puppet’s hands can get. She was gonna walk in, present the rose, ask the question, get an answer and leave. If that’s all it is, Lorelei thought, why am I all flustered? She’s been to the store many times before, so she was irritated that she was nervous now of all times. She decided then and there to bury the butterflies in her stomach like she would the dead in the Graveyard with her trusty shovel as she pushed open the store’s doors.

The building was stocked with many goods, as usual, and Lorelei carefully observed this as she looked around. There were people observing items, debating what they did and didn’t need, and some were migrating towards the cash register. 

Once her eyes wandered there, Lorelei remembered why she was so flustered: Penny. 

Ever since the girl’s parents died, it was up to her to run her family’s store. On top of all that, everyone in Showdown Valley counts on the store to get what they need. Most would be overwhelmed by the job, to the point where they would be a nervous wreck like the Banker or a solitary grump like old Doc Carver, but not Penny. She quickly moved between helping customers find what they need and tapping away on the cash register with her delicate wooden fingers, and through it all, she had an infectious smile on her face. At that, Lorelei felt the warmness of a blush on her cheeks. Occasionally, Penny would get into a conversation with a customer, and Lorelei would hear Penny giggle. That made the butterflies in her stomach dance with fervor. Amongst the more rugged characters that entered the store, amongst anyone, really, Lorelei thought Penny stood out like a rose amongst tumbleweeds. She remembered finding the flower she now held in Dead Man’s Gulch, wondering how it would look nestled in Penny’s hair, which was normally tucked into her bonnet.

Lorelei mainly stayed to the sidelines, waiting until the store was mostly empty. She kept looking between the rose in her hand and Penny, growing more and more impatient as the store’s clock ticked on. Once most of the customers had left, and Penny had a free moment at the register to rest her weary hands, Lorelei made her move. She determinedly walked up to the counter before Penny turned around to look at her. “Why, if it isn’t Lorelei Undertaker! I thought you’d be out in the Graveyard at this hour!” She said playfully, ending the statement with a warm smile.

“Why, yes, it’s… it’s very nice to see you too, Penny.” Lorelei replied, trying not to burst into flames as Penny smiled and giggled. 

“What brings you to my little corner of the valley, darlin’?” Penny asked sweetly, completely unaware of the tornado surging in Lorelei’s heart. 

“Well… you know… the thing is…” Lorelei was stumbling over her words at this point. She didn’t know what to say now. Darlin’? Maybe she’s just bein’ her usual sweet self, but what if…? Lorelei could barely think, so she instead chose to look at the cash register rather than the girl behind it. 

Penny had become so absorbed in her work that day that she began wondering what exactly the Undertaker could need at a time like this, until she looked up from her thinking and saw Lorelei’s blushing face. “Oh my word, Lorelei! You’re redder than a rosebud! Do you need some medicine?” Penny was concerned now, fraught with concern for her friend.

As if under a spell, Lorelei was brought back to reality by the worried call. She remembered what she came here to do as she gently rested the rose on the counter. “Actually, I don’t need anythin’. I only came here to ask ya’ somethin’.”

At that, Penny took an almost comically large sigh of relief. Her eyes went immediately to the rose. “Why, is that all? Ya’ had me worried!” She retorted, placing her hand on her chest in mock offense. Once she calmed down, she asked, “what exactly do ya’ wanna ask me, darlin’?”

“Well, Penny, I was wonderin’,” Lorelei began, “if you would like to go out with me sometime?”

Penny was surprised at those words. “Ya’ mean… like a date?”

“Yes. My name isn’t Lorelei Undertaker if you’re not the most wonderful girl in Showdown Valley.”

Penny was totally shocked. It took her a moment to process what her dear friend just asked. “Actually…”

Lorelei saw a glint of hesitation in Penny’s eyes. However, she wasn’t surprised at all. That “no good” Showdown Bandit had saved both Penny and even herself countless times on their show; it wouldn’t be shocking to find out that he had taken the storekeeper’s heart. “Don’t feel pressured to say nothin’, Penny. I understand if ya’ don’t feel the same.”

Penny’s “hesitant” eyes looked back up at Lorelei, her uncertain expression turned to a smile. “Actually, I’ve been wonderin’ if you were gonna ask me that!” Penny was practically bouncing with glee. 

“Ya’ mean… you’re not mad?” Lorelei asked. 

“Of course not, ya’ silly goose! I was actually gonna ask you!” Penny answered, pausing her bouncing to bring a small vase with a desert rose resting inside up from behind the counter.

“Is that… for me?” Lorelei asked, gently reaching out to feel the rose’s soft petals.

“Yes! This makes me happier than a junebug in July! Oh, Lori, let’s close this store for the night and go dancin’! I heard the Dusty Hills Band is playin’ at the Saloon tonight!” With that, Penny whisked out from behind the counter and grabbed Lorelei’s lanky arm, pulling her out the door. Lorelei couldn’t help but smile at her newfound nickname. Lori… I hate nicknames, but I could get used to that one.

[halfusek]

Stringless or another evil puppet trying hurt Penny and Lorelei just like: DONT F*CKING DARE YOU TO HURT MY LITTLE GIRL! *angry noises undertaker*

She just nonchalantly smacks it with a shovel and is like sup girl

[multi-level-shipper]

POV there’s lesbians

[dreamnoteprincess]

Got my first Showdown Bandit fanfic up!! 

Enjoy!!

[spaloonbabooguuscooties]

truthfully i just wanted an excuse to draw pennys petticoats

[nyan-ryder]

Tiny girlfriend is the secret to happiness

[beboojay]

Why does the Banker have to be so cute?? also Bandit is 9 {if u remember from th' server ;)) }

Oh man, you made him embarassed ówò

Yup, bandit is still a smol choild uvu