SPENCER: Went to get firewood three hours ago, no one has seen him since. Oh well, he brought his book with him. Worst case, he can curl up in a tree like a baby bird and wait to be rescued.
ELLE: Searching for Spencer, her emotional support genius.
GARCIA: It’s cold, there’s no WiFi, and there are bugs everywhere. She’s literally too pretty for this.
EMILY & MORGAN: Competing to build the best fort before sunset out of leaves and sticks, trash talking each other the whole time. Both will soon find out the hard way that that stuff was poison ivy. Spencer probably could have told them that.
JJ: Setting up the actual tent they brought with them, because the sun is setting and Virginia gets cold in the fall. Also, burning through the supply of toasting marshmallows, because there is still no firewood—she’s doing all the work, let her have her snacks.
HOTCH, ROSSI & GIDEON: Watching the chaos unfold from a nearby log, sharing a communal Tupperware of Rossi’s pasta and wishing they never agreed to this godforsaken camping trip in the first place.
Percy: I'm going to tear you apart limb by limb until you're just a torso with a head. You will scream so much in pain that I will get tired and take your vocal cords tie them into a bow and put you under a Christmas tree for your family. I'm going to mash your organs up, take your bones out one by one then flatten you into a rug that I will give to your family.
Oliver: He's so nice and kind I love him so much!!
(Percy, Oliver, Penny and Marcus sneaking around at night in their fourth year)
Percy: Alright, I go first. Oliver, you stay behind me. And stay tight.
Marcus: ...Bow chicka bow wow.
Oliver:
Penny:
Percy: Never mind. Marcus goes in front.
Marcus: Eh, it was worth it.
I had a dream of a Perciver AU where Percy was a florist and he got a crush on Oliver who was a regular
In my dream the plot was that Percy and Penny (they were coworkers) were gossiping about customers and Oliver enters the shop, ask for a bouquet for an event and Percy recommended white flowers (I have no idea about flower meanings) and then Oliver leaves.
Penny notices Percy's odd behaviour and teased that he likes a customer and Percy just dismissed it.
Later in the dream, Percy is shopping idk groceries or smt and he bumped into Oliver who recognised him and they start talking. At some point Oliver ask for his number so they keep in contact because he thinks Percy is nice.
Percy is dying inside bc mister hot man is asking for his number. Then he thinks that he can't get excited because Oliver is obviously straight (he was wrong) and he obviously has a partner bc he bought a bouquet for someone (also wrong but anyway)
They start chatting, Oliver is trying to bu subtle about his move, Percy is oblivious as always and thought that he was just being friendly and that "a man like Oliver would never like him". Tells Penny and Penny is just like "what are you talking abt? HE LITERALLY TOLD YOU THAT HE THINGS YOU ARE CUTE AND HANDSOME?!? What straight man does that?" Percy ignores it because she was going mental according to him
Oliver ask Percy on a date, he didn't know it was a date. Awkward moments and misunderstandings and they ended up kissing under the moon
And they were surrounded by pink and violet flowers
albums that fundamentally changed me as a person that i Need more people to listen to even if a lot of people have alr
girl's night / penelope scott // "in case i make it," / will wood // maggot / dazey and the scouts // good good! / rio romeo // finite form / jack stauber // babyface / sorry mom