#penelope woods

[sly-kitty]

Penelope Woods & Laney Grey

[pstarcelebrate]

Penelope Woods

[adultxstars]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

The BAU on a camping trip:

SPENCER: Went to get firewood three hours ago, no one has seen him since. Oh well, he brought his book with him. Worst case, he can curl up in a tree like a baby bird and wait to be rescued.

ELLE: Searching for Spencer, her emotional support genius.

GARCIA: It’s cold, there’s no WiFi, and there are bugs everywhere. She’s literally too pretty for this.

EMILY & MORGAN: Competing to build the best fort before sunset out of leaves and sticks, trash talking each other the whole time. Both will soon find out the hard way that that stuff was poison ivy. Spencer probably could have told them that.

JJ: Setting up the actual tent they brought with them, because the sun is setting and Virginia gets cold in the fall. Also, burning through the supply of toasting marshmallows, because there is still no firewood—she’s doing all the work, let her have her snacks.

HOTCH, ROSSI & GIDEON: Watching the chaos unfold from a nearby log, sharing a communal Tupperware of Rossi’s pasta and wishing they never agreed to this godforsaken camping trip in the first place.

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[percyweasleyapologist]

Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[percyposting]

Oh it’s pride month well here’s the three guys you see under the dictionary definition of homosexual

[beekekies]

"Might as well get a room you two, gosh!"

Have a little doodle for today!! The boys flirting gosh!! Will post a proper Penelope post soons !!

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[ablique]

change is ‘perce’ivebale day 3: sleep + photo

oliver and penelope find percy sleeping in the library and oliver takes a picture :)

[sly-kitty]

Penelope Woods & Laney Grey

[pstarcelebrate]

Penelope Woods

[adultxstars]

[shxxmisafreak]

me when any sad song ever has some sort of loose connection to anything that has vaguely happened to me: ff,,uck y,ou’ can’’tt do th,a’’t

[callmesel]

Percy, Penny and Oliver

[percyweasleyapologist]

Percy: You bought a taco? Penny: Yes. Percy: From the same truck that hit Oliver?! Penny, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

[comically-blu]

Attention

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[windybluebelles]

I love Percy Weasley, I love him so fucking much oh my god-, AHEM, anyway-

Because I love Percy, I want to make everyone else love him, so he is Polyamorous. Poly Percy as I like to call him.

My ideal situation is that, fucking, everyone is inlove with Percy. Oliver, Marcus, Penny, Audrey, the list goes on but they are my main guys.

So they all love Percy, and cause they love Percy they are down to be in a relationship where they are all dating him and none of them are dating eachother. Except by the end of the first week or so they are all madly obsessed with eachother.

Falling inlove with Percy was a gradual thing, of course they always thought he was nice and stuff, but they didn’t fall in love til about a year on.

With eachother tho? It was like they were dunked headfirst into boiling water. Zero preparation.

Percy is just standing off to the side like that one pimp guy