#pelle was hot tho

[im-goin-mad]

dressing up as euronymous for halloween and putting on one of these bad boys

[ishikawayukis]

Yes que si hablo español JAJAJAJA I just thought it would be weird to straight up start talking in spanish but I really needed to reference that meme (and here’s the moment where I’m unsure which language I should keep using WJDIEBD) y no me molestaría que me compartieras el video<3 bc I don’t mind shipping!! I’m not hardcore either but I love the dynamics too so it’s hard not to agree with a bunch of ships lol

NO ACTUALLY FAIR tbh I did skip some flashbacks back in the first season (see: Syrup Village) and if it’s dragging too much bc of that I do skip the flashbacks

Fr no one can convince me these guys don’t curse, I love they decided to show that side of them AND how it is unique for both of their personalities (see: Zoro saying ass and Sanji saying arse) but yes a documentary about the process would be *chef’s kiss*

NADIE SE MUERE JAJAJA I just finished the Alabasta arc (thank gOD) and I lowkey cried for Pell juST FOR HIM TO COME BACK??? I’m glad but wth they’re going to make me desensitized/skeptical with future ‘deaths’ atp bc most of them seem to come back anyways

Zoro literally just said “Sorry, but…I’ve never once prayed to God” and I was like “holy sh*t that’s hot” just for him to freaking scream like Tarzan while swinging on a vine minutes later LMAO and two things: 1) is this a good lose my mind or a bad lose my mind?? and may I know if it’s during the 100s?💀😭 2) I’ve seen people saying pre time skip a lot!! Is that like a canon event that just happens and we don’t see that ‘time skip’ (kinda like the blip for the avengers) or is it like a time travel thing or something?? If the answer is too much of a spoiler I’m fine without knowing it, just sounds confusing LOL

I have my fair share of songs that I didn’t think I listened to them that much so I get it 😂😂 my #81 song is Not Fine by Day6!!! which feels kinda fitting to me rn ngl JAJAJAJA

AJAJAJ the constant struggle of wait what language do i speak in now. i tend to always go with english because i'm aware of how Chilean i am and sometimes people don't understand what i'm saying, so whatever makes you feel more comfy <3 this is the video it's SO stupid but it made me cackle and i couldn't sent it to my friend that's watching it because she hasn't reached alabasta or ace yet

the one thing i will complain about one piece (well, one of the things LMAO) is the flashbacks like yeah i do love how fleshed out all the characters are but man keep it short and sweet

i LOVE that sanji is the only one with a different accent in english from the straw hats, like it makes so much sense for his background this is all i can say without spoiling anything (y weno en español también acento canario de taz mi amado)

NO BUT SAME i was fucking sobbing over pell and then they were like teehee actually he's not dead 😋 there is a reason for that tho i think it had to do with 9/11 no i'm not joking LMAO

SKYPIEA ZORO MY FUCKING BELOVEEEEEEED everytime he says that when someone is like "omg you're gonna make god mad!" i went a little insane because yEAH MAN TELL THEM, and him doing the tarzan scream he's just a little guy he's feeling goofy and silly and we love him for it. also!! are you watching it in japanese or dubbed? because luffy sings an iconic song during this arc that everyone loves LMAO. it's a uuuh it's a mix LMAO and it's in the 300's i think. the only thing i will say about the time skip is that it's a canon event and nothing more because it's more entertaining that way teehee

ooof man now that's a song LMAO it could've been zombie which i would ask all good dear is everything ok (obviously the answer would be no)

[sunchosens]

im an hour into midsommar and nothing “scary” has happened yet so needless to say, i’m scared

[drarrytrash]

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🎵 last song: Cyber Sex by Doja Cat its the only way I can access dopamine lol

🎬 last movie: Emma bc my gf and I watched Queen’s Gambit and decided to be h*rny for Anya Taylor-Joy lol

🍿 currently watching:  am consuming the X-Files at a truly unwell rate lol 

📚 currently reading: Halfway through Never Have I Ever (short story collection) by Isabel Yap, she also writes fanfic and two of the stories really have oneshot vibes!! About to start Samuel Delany’s Nova tho. Last thing that really blew my mind was Tillie Walden’s On A Sunbeam (I have a bookstagram under @ boooooks if u want book recs from me)

💭 currently craving: lol I just went to one of those like. everything you could possibly think to fry places for lunch and had a hot dog fries mozzarella sticks and a san pell at a picnic table in the sun so my desires have honestly been fully met

I’ll tag: @draco4draco @slytherco @dragontamerdame @wistfulrat @sitp-recs @tackytigerfic @gallifrey1sburning @grimmicks @hufflefluffles @church-mice

[submissivekillers]

hello angel! I was wondering if i could request pelle with a s/o that finds out they like being dom and just? Goes ham? Like either s/o has tried to dom and it hasnt worked out or they never thought to dom and Pelle is like come on :) try it :) just once :) please;); so they do and s/o is ?!?!?!?!.

i love one (1) tender cult man. ended up with hcs because im still kinda trying to feel out how to write pelle?? he’s a slippery bitch. enjoyyy

this is an Extreme Thirst

Pelle’s a switch to the bone so it’s not like he minds taking the lead in bed, but there’s something about you that makes him very eager to hand you the reins

he’s Very Good at pinpointing exactly what’s holding you back and equally good at coming up with ways to gently lower your guard. he’s just very invested in helping you unleash your Untapped Dom Potential 

pelle, chanting: top me top me top me the rest of the harga vibing outside the sex tent: top me top me top me

part of the reason it's so easy to tap into your dominant side with Pelle - whether you've tried before without success or never explored it - is that it's equally easy for him to play the submissive. there's no skittishness or weird American ideas about dominance and submission holding him back; he trusts you completely, loves your pleasure because it's his pleasure too, and when you find yourself stepping into the dominant role it takes 2 seconds flat for him to slip into subspace, looking up at you pliant and reverent, content to be at your mercy

look at that beautiful curly hair. don’t you just wanna run your fingers through it, maybe give it a nice firm tug? Pelle certainly wants you to :^)

obsessed with giving oral. a firm believer in the idea that his partner should come on his face at least once before moving on to anything else. likes to please you on his knees or flat on his back with your thighs bracketing his skull - the positions that best emphasize his desire to please you

when he’s receiving, he’s just ruined - blushing right down to his chest, pretty blue eyes glazed over with pleasure, moaning as he writhes and rocks against your mouth

i can see him having a thing for shibari, but more for the aesthetics than the actual ropeplay (tho that's certainly fun.) the patterns and vibrant colors appeal to his ✨ artistic sensibilities ✨ and the focused expression on your face as you weave rope around his limbs and tighten knots is too lovely for words

tying him up always ends up being a drawn out process because he can't help but lean in to kiss you whenever you come close to his face, and you can't help but kiss him back when he looks so sweet

he's incredibly responsive, incredibly emotional. why wouldn't he be? you hold his soul in your hands as surely and tenderly as you hold his body, and so Pelle laughs and whines and cries out his devotion as you move above him, in him, around him

alright this is definitely an injection of my very specific kink but this is My City so. when he's deep in the moment, completely undone by your touch, he'll thank you - in English, in Swedish, in a garbled mix of both when he's completely fucked silly. it's always soft, a breathless whimper accompanied by a blissed-out smile as his hands seek out yours

the best at aftercare, hands down. knows that dominance is equally as taxing as submission and once he's caught his breath and let you check him over (stealing plenty of kisses in the process and laughing when you blush, the pink in your cheeks only spurring him on), he'll set about taking care of you. a long, hot bath is a must, and once you're dry and sleepy-eyed he'll wrap you in his arms, kissing the crown of your head and praising you for owning him so well

[pieseas]

I find conversation not involving William Jackson Harper's character in Midsommar is weird. Like people think Pelle or whatever is the hot loving one. Even knowing it was all for getting her to join the cult. When the most realistically decent person in the whole group was Josh. Like Christian was basic d*ck guy to Dani. But he was big d*ck guy to Josh. Josh never was rude to her but was never super nice. He did give her sleeping pills kindly when she asked every time tho. Hell that's the sole kind gesture in this entire movie.

[langdvnshepherd]

I’m just yanking your chain about the pelle!Michael fic, I low key hope you do actually write it, but I think it’s just funny! I don’t know many people who liked Midsommar, so it’s nice to see people that like it, and to somehow include Michael into it, is like a wet dream lmao

IT REALLY IS A WET DREAM THOUGH

I don’t wanna say everything that I had thought about for it, in the event that I do muster up the energy to write it, but just picture it (without the problematic aspects obvi)....

Outpost!Michael manipulating you for weeks on end into cheating on your partner (cough cough if you can guess who it’d be then I salute you even tho it’s not that hard lmao) to do a mating ritual with him so he can create and heir... How hard it would be to resist him and how insane it would drive you because he would penetrate every single one of your thoughts until he gets you to crack. 

And there’s all of the angst and betrayal that I have come up with (hehehe) so it would be a wild ass, hot ass, fic that you don’t even need to see Midsommar to understand and just basically follows the same storyline 👀

We shall see we shall see 😪 

[kaaras-adaar-a]

*tosses Pelle for the character thing*

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff - I think I’ve seen you mention he’s a Ravenclaw? >.> 

best quality: He’s really determined and I kinda like his stance on how he views his people. He’s not this devout Dalish who is like oh elfy things this and that, he actually sees where the problems lie in their culture, and he tries to make a difference out of it. It takes a strong person to do that and not just stay ignorant for the sake of their people. I really like that quality in him. I also like that he has a thing for qunari :P I can relate, haha.

worst quality: He’s stubborn (but I mean so is Kaaras lol XD). I think Pelle still has a little bit of growing up to do, but he’s also a really young muse, so that makes SENSE, and I like that he can be that way as well. Not every muse is this wise old man that has experience up their sleeves, I like that struggle, I like them learning and bettering themselves. But sometimes I forget he’s a muse that’s essentially been married. :’D 

ship them with: So long as Pelle is in a happy relationship, then it’s good to go :3 I don’t know a lot of Pelle’s ships, tho, so I can’t say ^^; 

brotp them with: No idea tbh haha. Who’s his fave companion? There we go XD

needs to stay away from: I feel like it would be beneficial for Pelle to actually stay away from his clan >.> 

misc. thoughts: I admit, I always feel a bit strange about younger Inquisitor’s in that role, but that’s probably because I’m an old fart, lol. I feel bad that they wouldn’t be able to handle the stresses of such a life, because it’s A LOT for someone who’s never dealt with any experience in that area, even for people who HAVE. So I always just feel bad for younger Inquisitor’s in that role.

As for a companion, tho, I really enjoy Pelle and think he’s a nerd XD He’s good at what he does, and I think he gets along with a lot of people which is really nice to see. I hate that he and Kaaras started on such a negative foot, because it’s so damn hard for Kaaras to change his mind on someone (stubborn arse lol), but I think they’re VERY SLOWLY getting friendlier - and it’s entirely on Kaaras being slow because it’s Kaaras and their different perspectives really just left a sour taste in his mouth -_-. *sigh* This is what I deal with XD 

[langdvnshepherd]

Hi hello I just wanted to inform you that I legit had a sex dream abt Michael pulling the whole Pelle 'do you feel held by him' line last night, so thanks for putting that nugget in my brain lmao have a lovely day mam

Oh my god @avesatanormalpeoplescareme look what we did 🤪

Honestly tho that sounds so hot my puthy is wet just thinkin abt it I’m glad the crackheadery I put out onto this site was able to give you that experience