#pelle!michael is a fucking thing now

[langdvnshepherd]

Hi hello I just wanted to inform you that I legit had a sex dream abt Michael pulling the whole Pelle 'do you feel held by him' line last night, so thanks for putting that nugget in my brain lmao have a lovely day mam

Oh my god @avesatanormalpeoplescareme look what we did 🤪

Honestly tho that sounds so hot my puthy is wet just thinkin abt it I’m glad the crackheadery I put out onto this site was able to give you that experience

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ender eye au- script for a thing

IDK this was part of my own au originally but i thought itd be fun to smush it in with @samijen‘s au, so here’s a scene i may or may not actually decide to use for something

Enter MICHAEL. He walks through the forest in evening, wary, hood up. He searches with a purpose. He knows RYAN has a hideaway here- he helped him build it not long ago. “For storage,” he had said. Obviously it had been a ruse. RYAN had been getting more reclusive recently. Now MICHAEL intends to find out why… and to bring him home.

He spots it. His gait doesn’t change, and he walks with a purposeful- but careful- stride to an unassuming shack made of oak and dark wood with no windows and a single door. He tries the door confidently, but finding it locked, doesn’t even blink before busting it open with a few hard rams with his shoulder. He figured RYAN might want his privacy.

Too bad.

The room MICHAEL enters is too dark to see any details. He shuffles in his pockets a bit before procuring a torch. As he illuminates the room, we see it in a panning shot, starting from the left. The left wall has an empty double chest, opened and askew. The floor is bare save a few of what look to be bits of fabric, stained in something black. From there, the center of the room is occupied by a chair and a table. The chair is overturned and one of the legs has been broken off, while the table is only slightly askew. Farther on the right wall we see a small vanity and mirror, which is smashed to uselessness and covered in the strange black substance. The vanity also contains a candle, which MICHAEL lights. From his new vantage point, MICHAEL can now see a huddled figure under the table. He cautiously approaches it before tentatively calling;

MICHAEL: … Ryan…?

Still shrouded in shadow, the figure tenses, then makes its way out from the table. It stands, and in the light of the torch, we see it is indeed RYAN. His black sweater is discarded, revealing a slightly torn and incredibly disheveled undershirt. It is sure to have been white, but is stained in the same black substance. His sleeves are torn, and in turn so are his arms, stained with blood along with the black something. His hair is pell-mell and ratty, also stained with blood and black liquid, perhaps from RYAN running his hands through it, as they are in a similar condition. His face is gaunt and exhausted, his eyes shadowed and bagged with lack of sleep. He does not hunch, however, and his face appears calm and pleasantly surprised. He idly wipes his hands on his already-stained kilt and smiles pleasantly. His right eye glows purple.

RYAN: Oh, Michael. I didn’t expect you. Sorry about the mess.

As he says this, he moves over to the chest, side-stepping the broken chair, and straightens out and closes it.

RYAN: I, ah, sorta let myself go. I hope you don’t mind.

MICHAEL: What the everliving *fuck*?

We see MICHAEL now, who removes his hood to reveal his incredulous expression.

RYAN: What?

MICHAEL: Ryan, you fucking took off without telling anyone what was going on! We’ve been worried sick! I figured you might be here, and I guess I was right, but what the hell have you even been *doing* here?

RYAN: Yeah. That whole thing. Sorry about that. You’ll understand I had to leave in a hurry. There were some things I had to take care of alone. But I’m pretty much good now, so don’t worry about it.

RYAN, still appearing mostly unperturbed, walks to the table and straightens it before glancing at the chair, mildly concerned.

RYAN: Not sure what I’m going to do about that chair, though. I’ll have to fix it at some point.

MICHAEL: Wh- what? WHAT? Ryan, do you HEAR yourself? What even- why were you under the table? What happened to the mirror? And what’s all this- *he picks up a piece of fabric, now recognizable as part of the old sweater* this black stuff?

RYAN: Oh, yeah, I sorta had some experiments and it… got a little messy. *he takes the fabric before opening the chest again and calmly tossing it inside*

MICHAEL: Woah, woah, woah. Experiments? Do those have anything to do with why you look like you’ve been mauled by a hoard of spiders? Good God, have you even slept? Or eaten? Or- ANYTHING?

RYAN: I… don’t… see why that’s really important.

MICHAEL looks a bit horrified before dragging his hand down his face and beginning to pace.

MICHAEL: Oh my God. I know you haven’t been taking care of yourself since you got your fucking eye shot out, but this is ridiculous. I’m never letting you out of my sight again.

RYAN: Oh, that might be a problem.

MICHAEL, having completely turned his back at this point, pauses and looks at RYAN again.

MICHAEL: Huh?

RYAN: See, I’ve sorta… decided to… well, I’m not going back.

RYAN continues to putter about and pick up the mess while MICHAEL gawks at him.

MICHAEL: Hang on, what? ‘Scuse me? One more time? Run that by me just ONCE more? ‘Cause from what I just heard you have utterly and completely lost whatever shit you had left and thrown it in a fucking furnace at the bottom of a dark ravine of crazy.

RYAN: Hm. Yeah, I probably have gone crazy. *he smirks to himself before shrugging* Maybe just a little bit mad, even.

MICHAEL: Is THAT what this is about?? The whole “Mad King Ryan” thing? Because if it is, this has gone WAY too far.

RYAN finally faces MICHAEL head on and looks a little serious.

RYAN: No, Michael. This isn’t about anything other than me coming to the understanding that I’m… well, I’m better off alone, frankly. I can actually THINK without being interrupted all the time. Not to mention I don’t have to hide anything from you guys.

MICHAEL: Like WHAT? Edgar? That was fucking hilarious! Creepy, but still funny!

RYAN suddenly loses his cool and is right in MICHAEL’s face, eye a-glow.

RYAN: FORGET EDGAR FOR A FUCKING SECOND MICHAEL! *he backs off, apparently regaining his composure and leaving MICHAEL shaken* I’m doing real things here. Important things. More important than you, or any of the others. And if you can’t understand that, then I have nothing to say to you.

MICHAEL, speaking like he thinks RYAN is utterly and completely insane and dangerous: Listen, Rye, I know you might be stressed out-

RYAN holds up his hand wordlessly, no longer facing MICHAEL, as an indication for him to be silent. Flabbergasted, MICHAEL obeys.

RYAN: Come on, Michael. *he holds his hands behind his back* You’ve got to understand wanting to be alone, right? You were alone for a long, long time. You know the freedom that brings, right? Not being tied to other people? You have to understand that better than anyone, Mogar.

MICHAEL: I mean… yeah, but, that was years ago now. It was lonely, and scary, and I like my life better now. I’m not “Mogar” anymore, I’m just Michael.

RYAN: But that’s not entirely true, is it?

MICHAEL: What are you… getting at?

RYAN: Mogar is still part of you. You’re still, deep down, an angry monster of a human, raised by animals. He sees how you still rip at your food with your hands sometimes, how you forget that humans do things like cook their meat and sleep in beds.

MICHAEL: That doesn’t- wait, what-?

RYAN: You’re not everything you pretend to be. No one is. They’re all just pretending. To be civilized, to be better than the monsters under the bed. But you’re all just monsters in the end. All I’m doing is helping you realize.

MICHAEL suddenly backs away, having had RYAN advancing on him through his tirade as he grows more and more serious. MICHAEL’s expression turns hard and he brandishes his torch like a weapon.

MICHAEL: Who the fuck are you?

RYAN: I’m still Ryan. But I’m BETTER than him. I’m better than he ever could hope to be. I’m better than any of you could hope to be, DREAM of being. I-

As his voice grows in volume, RYAN suddenly cuts off with a jolt that sends him to his knees. MICHAEL jumps but does not move otherwise. RYAN shakes lightly, darting his head from side to side, then looks up at MICHAEL like he’s seeing him for the first time. His eyes and expression now show the toll his body had taken, and his eyes take on a frenzied gleam, feverish, even. His human pupil is narrowed to a pinprick and doesn’t appear to want to stay in place, and his ender eye no longer glows, staying a docile and dead green. He grows more fearful and jittery at registering who MICHAEL is.

RYAN: Michael? Is it- It’s really you?

MICHAEL: Ryan? Are you okay? What’s- what’s going on? Who- what WAS that?

RYAN, almost as if he didn’t hear him: No, no, no! You can’t- you can’t BE here! He WANTs you here- you have to- you need to GO! NOW! *he jumps up and holds onto MICHAEL’s arms with a death grip, shaking like a leaf, and pleads in his face* YOU HAVE TO LEAVE! HE’LL HURT YOU! Please, for the love of God, don’t let me HURT-!

And just as suddenly, RYAN jolts again, letting go of MICHAEL. His eyes open and his ender eye is glowing again. His calm demeanor is back, and he brushes his hands off on his shirt again, appearing only slightly miffed at the outburst.

RYAN: Well, I guess that cuts our meeting off a little short.

[surrendertodaniel]

Surrender To Daniel’s Top 250 Tracks Of 2017ish (Just The List, Please)

It’s a busy world out there and you could do with a version of this list without all the jackass commentary. Below are my Top 250 Tracks of 2017ish in countdown form. Thanks for hanging out. I look forward to listening to your list.

250. Kelly Clarkson - Love So Soft (Cash Cash Remix)

249. Trinidad Cardona - Jennifer

248. Arcade Fire - Electric Blue

247. Valerie June - Shakedown

246. Rozwell Fitzroy - Block Game

245. Fickle Friends - Hard To Be Myself

244. Katy Perry featuring Migos - Bon Appetit

243. Chip - Snap Snap

242. Borussia - Kinda Love

241. Lady Gaga - The Cure

240. Sonamoo - I (Knew It)

239. Taylor Swift - …Ready For It

238. Joyride - Aunty Tracey’s Cookies

237. Carly Pearce - Every Little Thing

236. Eves Karydas - There For You

235. Vic Mensa featuring Pusha T - OMG

234. Tigertown - Warriors (St. Lucia Remix)

233. Lady Leshurr - Juice

232. Frank Ocean - Chanel

231. DYGL - Let It Out

230. Old Dominion - No Such Thing As A Broken Heart

229. Super Junior - Black Suit

228. Barenaked Ladies & The Persuasions - The Old Apartment

227. Ayo & Teo - Lit Right Now

226. LCD Soundsystem - Tonite

225. Pip Blom - Babies Are A Lie

224. Shay Lia - What’s Your Problem

223. Lauren Alaina - Doin’ Fine

222. Jachary - Yellow Vision

221. Cende - Bed

220. Waju featuring Phantom Thrett - If U Wanna

219. AOBeats & Annabel Jones - Strangers

218. CupcakKe - Barcodes

217. Aly & AJ - Take Me

216. Tyler, The Creator featuring A$AP Rocky - Who Dat Boy

215. Joe Goddard - Music Is The Answer

214. Gabrielle - Nye Joggesko

213. Amber Coffman - No Coffee

212. Diamond Platnumz, Harmonize, Rich Mavoko & Rayvanny – Zilipendwa

211. Ugly God - Fuck Ugly God

210. Royal Canoe featuring Begonia - Fussin’

209. Ah Mer Ah Su - Meg Ryan

208. Wesley Gonzalez - Piece of Mind

207. Smino - Anita

206. Hannah Jane Lewis - Raincheck

205. Mollie King - Hair Down

204. Ten Fé - Twist Your Arm

203. Charlie Worsham - Cut Your Groove

202. iLoveMakonnen featuring Rae Sremmurd - Love

201. Allison Crutchfield - I Don’t Ever Wanna Leave California

200. Drezus - Get Up

199. Aimee Mann - Patient Zero

198. Fekky x Ghetts - Call Me Again

197. Slow Dancer - Don’t Believe

196. Kiesza - Dearly Beloved

195. Cam’ron - 10,000 Miles

194. Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott - I Gotta Praise

193. THANKS featuring Sam Sparro - Your Man

192. Desiigner- Outlet

191. Maya Killtron - Whiplash

190. Maty Noyes - Say It To My Face

189. Tee Grizzley featuring Lil’ Yachty - From The D To The A

188. Bhad Bhabie - These Heaux

187. Sean Nicolas Savage - Opposing Truths

186. 2 Chainz - Trap Check

185. Evening Glow - Love Tonight

184. Liv Dawson - Searching

183. Bruno Mars - Versace On The Floor

182. Paramore - Hard Times

181. Ghost Twin - Plastic Ghost

180. Lao Ra featuring Konshens - Boby Bounce

179. SOB X RBE - Lane Changing

178. PIXEY - Hometown

177. Feltworth - Forget This Feeling

176. Twice - Likey

175. Craig Finn - God In Chicago

174. Axolotes Mexicanos - Trececatorce

173. Charli XCX - Boys

172. Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour Llif3

171. Steven Wilson - Permanating

170. Promiseland - Take Down The House

169. Estrons - Strobe Lights

168. Future Islands - Ran

167. Shamir - Straight Boy

166. St. Vincent - Los Ageless

165. Maluma - Felices los 4

164. John Maus - Touchdown

163. Sharon Needles - Battle Axe

162. Stormzy - 4PM In London

161. Adult Mom - Full Screen

160. Luke Combs - When It Rains

159. HAIM - Want You Back

158. RVIVR - The Tide

157. Torres - Helen In The Woods

156. Partner - Play The Field

155. Manuel Turizo - Una Lady Como Tú

154. The Moonlandingz featuring Rebecca Lucy Taylor - The Strangle Of Anna

153. April - Mayday

152. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - Drowning

151. Cassius - Ibifornia (Myd Remix)

150. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Harajuku Iyahoi

149. Goodbye Honolulu - Typical

148. Electric Six - I’ll Be In Touch

147. DJ Khaled featuring Beyoncé and Jay-Z - Shining

146. Sløtface - Empire Records

145. Tank - When We

144. Jerry Williams - I’m Not In Love With You

143. Gothic Tropic - How Life Works

142. Girl Ray - Don’t Go Back To Ten

141. Ski Mask The Slump God - Babywipe

140. Mike WiLL Made-It featuring Big Sean - On The Come Up

139. Pkew Pkew Pkew - Before We Go Out Drinking

138. Brockhampton - Star

137. The Perfect Kiss - Broadcast (From You To Me)

136. Fishbach - Un Autre Que Moi

135. Surfbort - Back To Reaction

134. Highlight - Can Be Better

133. Dagny - Wearing Nothing

132. First Hate - The One

131. Sorority Noise - No Halo

130. Playboi Carti - Magnolia

129. Alex Cameron & Angel Olsen - Stranger’s Kiss

128. Real Numbers - Frank Infatuation

127. Rejjie Snow featuring Pell - Virgo

126. YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Untouchable

125. Kesha - Learn To Let Go

124. LOONA Odd Eye Circle - Girl Front

123. Middle Kids - Never Start

122. Kelela - LMK

121. Hey Violet - Break My Heart

120. Sean Paul featuring Dua Lipa - No Lie

119. Papooz - Trampoline

118. Lab Coast - Back To Your Future

117. Mise en Scene - Waster

116. Weaves - Walkaway

115. Aymee Nuviola - Rumba de la Buena

114. Plaitum - Ovation

113. New Swears - Dance With The Devil

112. The Regrettes - Seashore

111. Kane Strang - My Smile Is Extinct

110. Red Velvet - Red Flavor

109. Lovely Bad Things - Hiding to Nothing

108. Century Palm - King of John Street

107. Jessie Reyez - Gatekeeper

106. Jay Som - Baybee

105. YBN Nahmir - Rubbin’ Off The Paint

104. Milk Teeth - Owning Your Okayness

103. Bakermat featuring Kiesza - Don’t Want You Back

102. Jimmie Allen - Blue Jean Baby

101. FAUX - Take Back Time

100. Joey Bada$$ - Land of the Free

99. Tove Styrke - Mistakes

98. A$AP Ferg - Plain Jane

97. Astrid S - Such A Boy

96. Wax Idols - Everybody Gets What They Want

95. DeJ Loaf - No Fear

94. Hamell On Trial - Safe

93. Tay-K - The Race

92. Fazerdaze - Lucky

91. Jax Jones featuring Demi Lovato & Stefflon Don - Instruction

90. Jon Pardi - Heartache on the Dancefloor

89. Heart Attack Man - Taking Sides

88. RaeLynn - Lonely Call

87. Young Guv - Traumatic

86. Baka Not Nice - Live Up To My Name

85. John Moreland - It Don’t Suit Me (Like Before)

84. Lil Yachty - Bring It Back

83. The Drums - Blood Under My Belt

82. Amaal Mallik - Maine Tujhko Dekha

81. Jillian Jacqueline - Hate Me

80. Lizzo - Water Me

79. Joy Again - Kim

78. Yaeji - Last Breath

77. Daniela Spalla - Prometí

76. Peach Pit - Seventeen

75. Baio - Man of the World

74. Rostam - Bike Dream

73. Juiceboxxx - Freaking Out

72. Mabel - Begging

71. Bleachers - I Miss Those Days

70. The Killers - The Man

69. Dude York - Love Is

68. Pale Waves - There’s A Honey

67. TYSM - Honeymoon Phase

66. Artificial Pleasure - All I Got

65. Tei Shi - Keep Running

64. vivienxo - TTYN

63. Lanikai - Motor Inn

62. Midland - Drinkin’ Problem

61. Sam Coffey & The Iron Lungs - Talk 2 Her

60. Thundercat featuring Michael McDonald & Kenny Loggins - Show You The Way

59. Rozwell Kid - Wendy’s Trash Can

58. Jazz Cartier - Tempted

57. BØRNS - Faded Heart

56. Sigrid - Don’t Kill My Vibe

55. Leikeli47 - 2nd Fiddle

54. QTY - Rodeo

53. The Big Moon - Formidable

52. Kenshi Yonezu - Peace Sign

51. Ski Mask The Slump God - Catch Me Outside

50. Sampha - (No One Knows Me) Like The Piano

49. Danny L Harle - 1UL

48. Sälen - Heartbreak Diet

47. Iron Chic - My Best Friend (Is A Nihilist)

46. Phoenix - J Boy

45. Carly Rae Jepsen - Cut To The Feeling

44. Mozart’s Sister - Moment 2 Moment

43. Peter Perrett - An Epic Story

42. Miguel featuring Travis Scott - Sky Walker

41. Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry

40. Cathedrals - Try to Fight

39. Janitor Scum & The Scums - Shopping Cart

38. ARY - Childhood Dreams

37. HMLTD - To The Door

36. KWAYE - Little Ones

35. Fitness Forever - Canadian Ranger

34. The Cornshed Sisters - The Message

33. BETSY - Little White Lies

32. Rae Morris - Do It

31. The Steves - I Feel Like Dying

30. Future featuring Kendrick Lamar - Mask Off (Remix)

29. Rita Ora - Anywhere

28. Needles//Pins - Miracle

27. Dream Wife - Fire

26. Ralph - Tease** **

25. Hall N Nash - Machine Gun Black

24. Pixx - I Bow Down

23. Starley - Call On Me (Ryan Riback Remix)

22. Dave x J Hus - Samantha

21. Charlotte OC - Shell

20. Slow Leaves - Enough About Me

19. PRETTYMUCH - Would You Mind

18. Kendrick Lamar - Humble

17. Amber Mark featuring Mia Mark - Monsoon

16. Denzel Curry - This Life

15. Breakfast Muff - RU a Feminist

14. Deem Spencer - Soap

13. ionnalee - Samaritan

12. Pristin - Wee Woo

11. Quay Dash - Decline Him

10. Confidence Man - Boyfriend (Repeat)

9. Dance Movie - Penny

8. Clairmont The Second - The Ave In You

7. MUNA - I Know A Place

6. Tierra Whack - Mumbo Jumbo

5. IU - Last Night Story

4. Tove Lo - Disco Tits

3. IU featuring G-Dragon - Palette

2. Dua Lipa - New Rules

1. Lorde - Green Light