*peggie voice* it's sooo hard 😜😜 to sneak behind these sinners 👿👿🔪 and take them out 😶🔫 when these THICC 🧈🤯 CHEEKS 🤪🥴🥴 keep clappin 👏👏👏👏 and alerting the deputy 🚨🚔😡 to my location 🗺🤮💀
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reading paul gallagher's book brothers and currently feeling violently ill over this particular detail from peggy:
paired with this particular image:
this photo is marked as paul and noel in 1971, when they'd be approximately 5 and 4, respectively. for peggy to be going to speech therapy with them for 4 years before liam is born (when noel’s 5 and paul’s 6), that means they’re 3 years younger than this when their father first starts hitting them for crying and stammering.
noel says at one point his father wasn't a monster, just a shit dad, but i beg to differ. that's the very definition of a monster.
i hope there's a special place in hell for men who hit toddlers.
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Love this. Tim Walz for VP. Then, Penny Flanagan makes history!
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Peggy aka Dogpool With A Gift From Ryan Reynolds
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Psst. Hey, kid. Want to hear about another bronze equestrian sculpture?
This is The Angel of the City / L'angelo della citta (1948) by Marino Marini, installed at the entrance to the Peggy Guggenheim Collection in Venice. The museum is housed in Guggenheim's former home, Palazzo Venier dei Leoni, which stands directly on the Grand Canal.
I love this thing. Its proportions. Its strangely bulky angular grace. The weirdly flat horizontal of the horse's top line mirroring the rider's outstretched arms and feet. Those hands that look like the sculptor just said 'meh. good enough.'
The fact they're both so... happy.
So joyful. Or something.
What you might not know is this very important context: the original phallus was fully detachable and unscrewed like a lightbulb. For, uh, delicacy's sake...?
As Guggenheim wrote in her memoir:
“When the nuns came to be blessed by the Patriarch, who on special holy days, went by my house in a motorboat, I detached the phallus of the horseman and hid it in a drawer. I also did this on certain days when I had to receive stuffy visitors, but occasionally I forgot, and when confronted with this phallus found myself in great embarrassment. The only thing to do in such cases was to ignore it. In Venice a legend spread that I had several phalluses of different sizes, like spare parts, which I used on different occasions.”
― Peggy Guggenheim, Confessions of an Art Addict
ART.(TM)
Note, I said 'original phallus.' Sadly, it is alleged someone stole the original bronze cock at least once, and rumor has it that it happened so often the museum gave up and welded a permanent one in its place. This does, however, mean that theoretically at least one person out there owns a very particular piece of art history.
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something so crazy-making about unhealthy mentor-protegé relationships. we're foils, we're mirrors, we're the same person, we're a parent and a child, we're lovers, we're enemies, we'd be better off without each other, we'd kill and die for each other
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He protec, he attac, but must importantly he has his boyfriend's dog's bac!!
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