#pebnis

[brotatowho-blog]

*taps on microphone to get everybody's attention*

Umm...

Pebnis.

*gently sets the microphone on the floor and walks away*

[froggy-philosophy]

pebnis. very good.

[cherenkovs]

sigh...the trans surgery forums make me so sad. everyone's results look so awesome and i just feel like a bug :(

[waitingonthewind]

this bitch is officially out of a job!!!!!

commission meeeeeee

pay me money to draw you some arttttttt

i wanna be able to contribute to billssssss

go look at my portfolio!!!!!! i do cool art!!!!!! it says so in my websites title!!!!!!!

i even do music!!!!!!!!

[burntowl25]

what is this device??? cock???

[mxldito]

Cont. from here with @stagebystage

Coyote cackled at the question, "No, kid. I got way better places to squat than this. I wouldn't sleep in your crummy woods if you paid me." They couldn't say for their more well hidden friends who gathered in the woods nightly for decades and continued to go undetected. 'Clueless are the Kine. And they like it that way' as the meaner vampires had put it.

Good thing for her they weren't the meaner type. And good for them, she probably just missed the prey they'd lured out here in the first place. With their hands up they took a firm step closer, their chain bootstrap loudly jingled. "That offer still stands, you know? Or can tell your boss you're throwing brooms at people."

[gender-luster]

oh, you don't support aro folk? *blows up pebnis with mind*

oh, you don't have a panis? well, now yuo do.

but only for a moment, because *blows up pneis with midn*

[dewdrops-whammy-bar]

Hey I think Mary likes being called a good girl. The combination of praise and genderfuckery makes their brain just go blank. It’s one of their only weaknesses and once you activate it they’ll do anything to hear those words again. Can anyone hear me it’s so dark in here. I am so cold and my pebnis fell off :(

[dorians-gay]

Pebnis

[irradiatedsnakes]

PEBNY

[catboymoses]

exasterbating my pebnis

[megalommi]

Me hears bags saying that flattery might go to his head and brain was in the gutter at the time: which head though?

Definitely his Pebnis

[babiebom]

DBD Male Killers Sexuality Headcanons

A/N: Finally time for the males. Remember this is just for fun and no harm is meant. Also has no impact on how I write the characters or like if I would not ship them with certain people ykwis

TW:Talks of sex and sexuality. Cursing

Wc: Maybe 3+ for each killer

The Knight/Tarhos Kovács

Straight

Just gives off straighty vibes

The Mastermind/Alber Wesker

Straight

But would not mind sleeping with absolutely anyone

I mean as long as they're up to his standards

The Ghostface/ Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson

Gives of disaster bisexual vibes

Is honestly a slut

The Legion/Joey

Straight

Will fall for a man so maybe heterosexual and bi romantic?

The Legion/Frank

Straight

Closet feelings for men will never admit it

The Wraith/Phillip Ojomo

Pan

He just seems like gender identity does not matter to him

The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka

Straight

Also probably homophobic

The Nemesis

???? No?????

Isn't he like a monster thing that only is like for killing?

Will fuck anything tho

The Trapper/Evan Macmillan

Is straight

According to my friends he gives off incel vibes

The Clown/Jeffrey Hawk

Straight

Is also ugly(this is legally his identity idc)

The Shape/Michael Myers

Bi men leaning

Aromantic

The Demagorgon

He is a puppy no sexuality for him

Does fall in love with everyone tho

Puppy vibes

The Dredge

Absolutely not????

Does he even have a pebnis?

The Blight/Talbot Grimes

Gay

He just seems like a gay scientist idk

The Doctor/Herman Carter

Straight

Also terrifying

The Twins/Victor Deshayes

Is he legally allowed to have a sexuality

Like isn't he a feral baby?

He's like not allowed

The Hillbilly/Max Thompson Jr

Gay

Country boy I love you vibes

The Cannibal/Bubba Sawyer

Straight

Probably doesn't even know anything else is possible

The Deathslinger/ Caleb Quinn

Straight

Not as cool as Maxie

The Executioner/Pyramid Head

He knows no sexuality only torment

Also will fuck anything

The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak

Bi

He just wants attention

The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer

Pan

Also polyamorous? Polygamy?

One of those

Or both idk

[worm-brainzz]

they hate me for my massive peanis

pebnis

peenins

peanin

peenibs

fuck

[carawith17as]

hey followers i wanna see if u guys can make a dick no communication allowed

[vampir3kitten]

Hahaha I’m just curious if I’m smaller than any guy you’ve seen

i know youre talkin about your dingus. your schlong. your pebnis. but this reads like something a gnome or perhaps an elf would say and im here for it