#pearl speaking

[a-rosie-by-any-other-name]

🥀 intro

i'm Evan Rosier (he/him), 16 years old, gay and ace and if you have a problem with that then you can fuck off.

i'm into classic literature and medicine. i'm a bit morbid, so be warned.

🥀 tags

#evan talks for interactions

#pearl speaking for ooc

🥀 people i know

literal fucking demon - barty - @dishonourableson

dramatic ass bitch - reg - @little-lion-king

good twin - pandora -

we all love her - dorcas -

reg's brother - sirius - @seriously-just-sirius

(reg's?) sunshine boy - james - @a-pocket-sized-sun

guy who's always in the library - remus -

apparently a worm's tail - peter -

redhead - lily -

actually very nice person - mary - @m1ss-mary-m4c

sirius pt 2 - marlene -

(send an ask to @arsenic-laced-tums or @boba-pearl if you want to join)

🥀 ooc under the cut

my main is @boba-pearl

slight bit of geeking out about the name of the blog and evan's character in general:

evan's character is really interesting to me, but a lot of the posts/ interactions on this rp blog might be a bit of projecting, especially the classic literature part. however, evan, to me, does seem like he'd like dark academia, unreliable narrators, and the secret history or the picture of dorian gray or something like that, basically. so that's what i based the theme of this blog off of

the quote in the header is one of my favorites from the picture of dorian gray and the book as a whole is probably the best i've read this year!! and the inspiration for the name of the blog is a quote from romeo and juliet which is unrelated but i saw "rose" in the quote and it clicked for me lol

here's a cookie if you read this far!!! 🍪

[batemanofficial]

that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose

i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!

[pearlore]

@eydilily 's gempearl designs r so gorgeous i had to draw........ also a swap?? ft. some nzsl bc i was briefly possessed by the spirit of. hands.

[fanofspooky]

Horror movies of the 2020s

(so far)

[isjasz]

[Day 182]

Grian mentions Hollow Knight on phasmo stream and gave it a 10/10 the crowd goes wild HOLLOW KNIGHT AU LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO

Inspired from this!

[brittle-doughie]

Damn, if she wore this, I wouldn’t mind taking her back in Even More Heartbreak fr fr, y’all do the same, don’t lie-

[simplydm]

Okay question- say that someone comes up to you and is like “hey you watch hermitcraft. Who should I watch first to get the vibe of the smp?” No further clarifying questions, who’s the person you pick and why?

[bumpscosity]

(1 2 3)

[aintnopartylikeaprideparty]

"we need more messy and toxic relationship dynamics in fiction!!" u guys can't even handle the non-canon Rebecca Sugar gregpearl art

[aeriona]

RAGGGHHHHH TEAM PRESENT REPRESENT!

personally I'm repping this team like a rabid animal gnawing on the bars of my cage but I do also want to wish a hearty good luck to the other two teams! :)

Team Past - Team Future

[speed-world]

I've been finding Y/N Cookie around my kingdom for a few weeks now and didn't find them but today...

I FINALLY FOUND THEM!!!

Cream Ferret would be worried as hell on why their little one has been missing for several weeks and wasn't in their hideout. Was the possible cookienappings/abductions true?

Plus, why are they in front of the train? What they plottin'?

*Huff…huff* “L-little one, is that you? Gosh, I’ve been, *huff* looking all over the Kingdom for you; I was worried sick to my stomach!! It’s been so long that Cookies were spreading rumors about you being abducted!! I was starting to think you were kidnapped or-or worse…!”

Y/N Cookie: “Oh, pffft don’t worry Cream Ferret Cookie! I know you would’ve gone crazy if something bad happened to me, that’s why I’ve been sending letters to you every day! You…did check the mailbox for them, right?

Cream Ferret: “I…I didn’t see anything in the mail from you. Now that you mention it, all I’ve seen in the mail are some messages from other Cookies wanting to know where you were. Most of them were from those obsessive mercookies…”

Y/N: “Ah-I think I know what happened to my letters now.”

Cream Ferret: “Yeah, me to-…little one, why are you at the train station? Are you waiting for someone or…?”

Y/N: “Yeah, about that-��

Before you could answer Cream Ferret, you both jolted from feeling the ground beneath your feet shake. You both turned around to see a giant horde of Cookies rapidly approaching you, and a large kraken was at the frontlines of the horde.

“Y/N Cookie~!!! It’s been ages since we last saw you, where do you think you’re going~?”

Y/N: “….you wanted to know why I’m at the train?”

Cream Ferret: “Yeah-?”

Y/N: “There’s why, LETS GO NOW!”

Cream Ferret: “Huh-GUWHAA-!?

You tightly held onto Cream Ferret Cookie’s arm and yanked them with you onto the train. You shouted at the conductor to start the train immediately as the Cookie horde got closer.

Black Pearl: “Y/N COOKIE!!! GET BACK HERE, YOU CANT LEAVE!!”

Y/N (leaning out a window): “Can’t hear you, train’s moving, really loud ‘n stuff, gotta go BYEEEE!!”

[ender1821]

Australian Gem strikes again (clip taken from Pearl’s stream on 7/11/2023, around the 2:30:00 mark)

transcript below!

Pearl: —separate from my online content— ow, OW—! Okay! Ok ok ok, I get it, I get it, I get it!

Gem: ‘Ello!

Pearl: ‘Ello, mate, how’s it going?

Gem: G’day, mate!

Pearl: G’day, mate!

Gem: Was that a good Australian— I’m Australian now.

Pearl: Honestly, you did that pretty decently compared to a lot of other people.

Gem: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I try, I spend a lot of time with an Australian.

Pearl: Oh yeah, you do? You do? I don’t say “g’day” that much though.

Gem: No. Not at all. Very disappointing, actually. My Australian friend doesn’t even say the Australian catchphrase.

Pearl: It’s stereotypical! You’re only gonna get that if you’re like, countryside bogan.

Gem: *sighs*

Pearl: That’s like the redneck of America.

Pearl: I might say “crikey” every now and again— Again, that’s very rare.

Gem: If you said “crikey”, that would make my day!

Pearl: I’ve said it before, just out of the blue, it’s definitely— It’s a rare thing.

Gem: Yeah, it makes me very happy.

Pearl, muffled: Crikey, mate.

Gem: Ah, I love Australians.

Pearl: Oh, I’m feeling so flattered right now…

[ellie-makes-mbs]

name moodboard for “greta” for @cupofthovghts

[iphigeniacomplex]

breaking my silence on chess the musical to say that i would literally not give a fuck about this show if i thought it was good or fully successful at what it is saying. SORRY! i love how messy she is. i love how since 1984 and continuing to this very day people with entirely different perceptions of and opinions on the musical have attempted in their own ways to "make it good" by creating all these different versions with like notably different plots, characterization, and song order, and i love how fucking bad the vast majority of these are despite it all. i hope people keep trying to fix chess the musical forever and until the end of time. i hope no one ever figures it out. i want every currently living theatre director in existence to make their own version and for all these versions to come out on broadway at the same time, making that year's musical season entirely comprised of various different versions of the cold war chess musical by tim rice and half of abba. i want not only our greatest minds but also our middlest-of-the-road and worst minds to come up with their own conclusions as to why chess does not entirely work in its original form or any subsequent forms like to really think about it and yes i do want someone to dedicate their entire life to perfecting chess by releasing version after version after version until they die peacefully but still, as always, in the grips of obsession. i want marriages to be broken up. i want mental states to be shattered. i dream of this world

[mizmatched]

the life series truly brings out the worst in everyone. at 52:30 in impulses ep.7 of wild life he uses an enderpearl to get to the roof of his base. HIS SUPERPOWER IS TELEPORTATION.

[sinful-lanterns]

sugar mommy Chameleon. that's it. save me powerful woman.. sugar mommy Langley and Lady Pearl. ough..

-🍷

Sugar Mommy Chameleon is someone I can see coming to the SMC to relieve some stress and headache from her life. Since she is the Bureau’s psychologist, she enjoys lounging out with everyone in the club and having a pretty thing like you wrapped up in her arms with a glass of wine. Something about having a sugar baby so cute and vulnerable in her grasp just makes her feel so…powerful. And I’m ngl, Chameleon definitely becomes a sugar mommy only for the power trip high she gets after being with you. (Not like you mind tbh)

Sugar Mommy Langley is someone I can see being a secret member of the SMC. It takes her a while to join at first, but I like to think it relaxes her seeing all these pretty women being so cute and submissive to other pretty women. She takes an instant liking to you, and since she’s the leader of the 9th Agency, she gets to have you sprawled around her 100% of the time due to her position. Luckily Langley doesn’t show up to the club meetings every time which means other women get the chance to hang out with you, but if Langley shows up, it’s a guranteed chance you’re going to be occupied with her all night.

Sugar Mommy Pearl is a surprising member of the SMC, but she quickly falls into place as she adores finding a “star” amidst the beautiful sugar babies that attend the club. When she first finds you, she just knew she had to have you. You didn’t even have to be an actor or performer of sorts, just your beauty and personality had Lady Pearl hooked. She’s the type of sugar mommy to try and persuade you to be her shining star alongside Luvia Ray (another one of her sugar babies), and if you agree, she’s showering you in pleasantries no sugar baby has ever seen before! (Pearl is definitely one of the richer women due to owning Fortuna)