#pearl screaming: im married!!!!!!!

[teeto-peteto]

my key personality trait is getting stuff i think characters would wear like hell yeah im gonna get these boots cause Amy Rose would love em.

[problemcore]

cleo: (accidentally hits etho)

etho, not missing a beat completely panicking: IM SORRY ILL DO THE DISHES

[kokoronohiroi]

' sorry , but i am HAPPILY TAKEN ! now please leave me alone ... '

[mydr3aminvi0let]

it's like men know when you're in a bad mood and decide to say some sexual shit to piss you off more. tedious. brother eugh

[saioratral]

PARING: william james moriarty x f!reader

PROMPT: believe me SYNOPSIS: would removing nobles be an excuse for killing? even if the intention was good?

WARNING: none NOTE: obsessed with jang wonyoung these days so im using her as the pictures. i saw this in my drafts for a long time so here ya go :D i wrote this feeling a little down from stuff going on at home so this was a great distraction. enjoy!

william was a dedicated man to you, the perfect man. he had no flaw and in your eyes, he was the one you thought you would spend your life with. you first met him at your university job, where he was a respected professor. his charm and intelligence quickly drew you in, as they did with everyone else. who could resist?

he was striking, with blonde hair that caught the eye, almost as if it demanded attention. yet, it wasn’t just his looks that captivated you- it was his humbleness and the genuine care with which he spoke to everyone around him. he made you feel seen, heard, and special

to call yourself lucky to marry him was an understatement. you were now like a princess in the moriarty mansion, the others being your guards. your prince was yours, and yours alone. every day felt like a dream, one you were grateful to live. but those dreams now chase you, like a monster ready to consume you into a world you could not recognise 

“how could you do this to me, william?” you screamed, your voice filled with betrayal. “all these years together… for nothing?”

“if you just let me explain-”

“there’s nothing to explain!” you raised your voice, your eyes welling with tears. “i can’t believe i’m carrying your child… you monster!”

“i did it for the good of this country,” william insisted, trying to reason with you. “you have to believe me, my dear”

you stared at him in disbelief. “good? there are other ways to do good! killing nobles isn’t one of them. you’re no better than a criminal. how can you decide on who dies?”

william looked down, the weight of your accusation hanging heavily on him. his intentions were good, you know but his way of doing it was wrong. how was he different from the others then? in their eyes, they were only doing good- the same as the man you loved 

“how could you?” you muttered, your voice breaking

“dear…” william trailed off, hesitant to approach

“don’t call me that!” you scrunch your face in disgust. “it sounds horrible when you say it”

“this dress you gave me.. it’s also given by your tainted hands right? all the noblemen, all their blood is in your hands”, you shout walking closer to him 

william stands there, his gaze falling to the pink dress you wore today. the puff sleeves with the pearl necklace, you were a picture of beauty, even as you walked closer, every heel tap filled with anger. you jabbed your finger into his chest, right where his heart beat

“wash your hands all you want,” you continued. “but that blood will never come off. you’ve tainted yourself”

“i know,” william finally spoke, his voice low. “i know i’ve done wrong. i can’t turn back time. but if you just listen-”

“listen?” you interrupted. “how could you keep something this big from me? how could you lie to me for so long?”

you hated him now, every fiber of him. “am i not trustworthy? you broke our promise to always be honest with each other”

“i had no choice,” william responded, his voice strained as he took a step back.

“it was for your sake, i did not want to stress you my dear”, he speaks softly to you in hopes you hear him 

“just answer me one thing”, you look at him sadly. “did you kill anyone? with your own hands” 

“wouldn’t you like to know?”, william replies 

“i would, but i don't in the same time” 

he looked at you, pain and regret in his eyes, but his words remained empty. you looked down at the wedding ring on your finger, it must have been tainted by their blood too. slowly, you slipped it off and threw it to the ground

william was no longer the man you had married. he was a stranger- a monster in your eyes

you turned to leave, but then the sharp pain hit your chest. time stopped, your mouth wide open from the shock. you gasped, clutching the wound as you leaned against the dresser for support. your vision blurred as you looked at william, your voice trembling, “why aren’t you helping me?”

he didn’t move. he didn’t offer comfort or reach out to touch you at all. he just stood there, staring, his gaze drifting to the window. the curtains had been drawn- when had that happened? you both never leave the curtains open

“moran has a good aim, doesn’t he?”, william said

it was all staged… everything had been planned. you should have expected that

your pink dress absorbed the red blood oozing from your wound, before you felt another sting on your leg. you fall on the ground, the dresser’s drawers being your support. you look to william, hazy vision seeing him crouch down 

“my child will not be taken from me,” he said softly. “why don’t you just take a little nap, dear? you must be so tired”

© saioratral 2024-25 -- do not repost, translate, alter, etc on any platform without permission. Any characters used in my work do not belong to me, they are created by their original creator. all images are from pinterest

[brothermoth]

Every time John rejects the working girls all I can think of is that clip from Pearl where she screams IM MARRIED he gets so snarky with it

[softshuji]

You guys have seen pearl right? You know that scene she screams 'im married!!!" ??? That's me every time any man looks my way, I get this urge like 'im his girl leave me alone!!!'

[marklikely]

'IM A STARRRRR' is the classic for good reason but for me the iconic pearl scream is always IM MARRIED. i dont even know why but every time i see the poster or walk past the dvd on a shelf or something im just like IM MARRIED!!!!!!

[newathens]

screaming “THEY’RE DIFFERENT” about greek and roman design but with the same octave and intensity that pearl screams im married

[justalilpearlie]

When Scott said it's fate in real life smp, it reminded me the time he said 'You guys (viewers) want flower husbands but it's actually just me and pearl'

(idk if the quote was exactly like that, if you wanna see when Scott said that it's in secret life episode 1 somewhere near the beginning after he talked to pearl)

I actually squealed in real life when he said that, like my majormoon heart can't handle this!!! Also in secret life he said it's fate they always meet, like Scott is just throwing majormoon crumbs full speed ahead at us and I need more.

HE IS !! AND IM HERE FOR IT !!!

OKAY ALSO I KNOW *EXACTLY* WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT QUOTE. I HAVE IT CLIPPED RIGHT HERE ACTUALLY !!

This is super silly actually !! so glad to have a fellow passionate majormoon enjoyer, I screamed and giggled when watching pearl's RL today, theyre officially married guys its canon.. it fits so perfectly with my majormoon timeline too. they finally fully make up and get together in SL and then like idk get married in the winners void ig cause they already startin a family the followin season! /silly

bfhajfabfashdbashj im so excited eheheh

[infizero]

initial side order thoughts/screenshots i needed to get out of my system (i have taken way too many screenshots) (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY)

literally had to take a whole moment after reading this I AM GOING TO SOB. STOP THIS MADNESS. "a quiet spot together" WE GET ITTTTT YOU TWO ARE MARRIED IM GOING TO GO DIG A HOLE TO BURY MYSELF IN

dedf1sh/acht they/them moments HOORAY!!

my lesbian mothers shaking me awake after i ate 50 flintstone gummy

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MARINA'S WALLPAPER. I ALMOST SCREAMED WHEN I SAW IT HELP MEEEEEEEE. SHES SO GAY

pearl is so unfazed too she already knows this is what her laptop looks like LMFAO. they are genuinely married

STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am just so obsessed with how she looks here. my office manager queen

SO MANY THINGS HERE. ok

1) AGENT 4 REFERENCE RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE NOT FORGOTTEN!!

2) this entire conversation is so fucking good. of course cuttlefish introduced them to four and pearl has no memory of who they are LOLLLLL

3) after getting stuff like marina's diary and a cool nametag, marina just casually telling us we got a piece of agent 4's FUCKING SOUL was so funny to me. ARE THEY OK?

the noise i let out when i saw this was disgusting

MARINA HAS TEARS IN HER EYES EVEN THOUGH SHES SMILING AND CELEBRATING WITH PEARL GET ME OUTTTTT OF HEREEEEEEEEEE

she is so pearl trash #1 core. this is insane. also the emojis and keysmashing I LOVE HERRRRRR. this entire thing with the diary entries being formatted like a social media story is soooooo cute. also reading "over 4 years ago" gave me psychic damage

ANYWAYS. its past midnight and ive got class bright and early so unfortunately ive got to stop for now. but IM HAVING SOOOOO MUCH FUN I KEEP HAVING TO STOP MYSELF FROM SQUEALING AT EVERY LITTLE THING. AND TAKING 5 BILLION SCREENSHOTS. as soon as i am out that building i am making a beeline back to my dorm and getting right back into this

also writing that made me realize like. good god. the attachment i have to these guys, off the hook in particular, is insane. one of my EARLIEST POSTS ON THIS BLOG was my thoughts on their reveal in one of the splatoon 2 trailers. which i made when i was in MIDDLE SCHOOL. guys i was literally 12 fucking years old when i first saw these two and now i am 19 and seeing them again and heavily involved in story stuff again has made me so unbelievably insane. THOSE TWO MEAN SO SO MUCH TO MEEEEE

even just walking around the virtual inkopolis square made me so nostalgic for splatoon 2 😭 i played the first game a good bit when i was younger but 2 was really where my deep love for the game came from. so going around the familiar layout of everything was. whew.

i am fucking loving this shit so far i am not logging onto twitter until i finish this i will NOT let myself be spoiled. if that mfing all bosses no damage mf tries to snipe me on youtube i will just not let it. simple as that. anyways I NEED TO GO TO BED GOODBYEE

[taintedcigs]

𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 — send this for ask GAMES! this or that, cast your mutuals as (cym), would you rather, fuck marry kill (fmk), hot or not, etc.

cym as: horror/slasher movies

U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME I LOVE HORROR!! BUT THIS PLACEMENT IS V RANDOM AND JUST BASED ON SOME OF MY FAVS!!

it follows and scream as obv @sleepy-wyvern (this one isn't random lmao our mutual obsession w scream and ur obsession w it follows !!!!! <3)

paranormal activity and/or get out as @eiightysixbaby (just bc those are also one of my favorites omg)

the ring as you, it has nothing to do w ur account or vibes but that is the first horror movie i watched as a 6 year old omg!! (also kinda the loved ones bc i think that movie is v underrated but also its v insane so i won't put u as that LMAO)

sorority row as @lfaewrites (i just have sm love for this one its so underrated and the best trashy slasher!!)

midsommar as @dumbslxtclub (LIVE LAUGH FLORENCE PUGH!!)

carrie as @whimsicalfairie (idk why)

x as @likedovesinthewnd (or maybe pearl but im thinking x)

halloween as @eddiemunsons-missingnipple (either the original or the reboot sequels lmao!)

i could do a 100 more of these bc all i watch and obsess over is horror movies but i will stop FOR NOW!!

join my 1k celebration!

[idontgotopartiesanymore]

fighting the urge to Pearl Scream “IM MARRIED!!” to this guy at the bar

[daddyhausen]

• kinktober — day thirty : dacryphilia— kenny omega •

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{ masterlist } | { kinktober 2022 }

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{ warnings } — 18 + { minors do not interact }, dacryphilia, nipple play, nipple clamps, clit clamps, breast slapping, face slapping, sexual punishment, suspension, restraints, degradation, overstimulation, use of sex toys, daddy kink, submissive/dominant dynamic, male + female orgasm, male masturbation, cumshot, squirting

{ word count } — 637

{ pairing } — fem!reader x kenny omega

{ genre } — smut

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{ taglist } — @stxrrlightwrites13 @boutmachines @omg-im-such-a-masochist @baysexuality @legit9thlunaticwarrior @slut4kennyomega @wardlow @alexisquinnlee-bc @sammiejane22 @im-just-a-mississippi-girl @omegasluvbot @damnnhausen @writtingrose @drummergrl1310 @nicoleveno14 @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @baybay-boom

{ comment if you want to be added to the taglist }

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“what’s the matter, princess” he mocked, slapping your cheek harder

your wrist suspended from the ceiling

clamps pinching down on your nipples, one also on your clit

“you gonna cry?”

“n-no daddy…” you whimpered as salty tears pricked the corners of your eyes

threatening to spill

“that’s too bad…maybe if i punish you harder, then you will”

your body already severely overstimulated

having already suffered three or four orgasms by his hand

although you’d pretty much lost count of how many there were officially

kenny stood before you, cock hard and leaking with pre-cum

but he was not here to fuck you

oh no

he was here to make you scream, beg, cum

and most importantly, cry.

he got off on your tears, the trails of streaked makeup and smudge mascara

rosy cheeks and bloodshot eyes

salty skin and hoarse throat

it made him want to degrade you further, punish you more, fuck you harder

just to see the process repeat itself

he punishes you, you cum, you cry, he cums

its a never ending cycle that he thoroughly enjoys

he reached for a vibrator that rested on the bench beside you

it was matte black, if you had to eyeball it, in length it would be slightly bigger than his forearm

you observed a black cord plugged into an outlet

offering hours of such pleasurable torture

much to your enjoyment and dismay

“this’ll surely make you cry, princess”

the faint whisper of a grin spread across his lips as he turned on the vibrator

tracing it atop the perky mounds of your breasts

the soft rumble made your skin shiver with excitement

he brought the toy down, across the swollen buds of your nipples

the ache of the clamps plus the vibration of the toy made you whine with pleasure

still no tears spilling

he brought the toy lower

across your stomach, the apex of your thigh

holding it there for a moment, observing your reaction

nothing

quickly he hovererd it over your exposed and clamped clit

the bulb of the toy hitting the small clamp that graced your clit

only for a milisecond yet it made you squirm and writhe slightly

your cunt ached already

so desprate for more

he noticed this. he had found it

your sweet spot for the evening

he’ll surely have the tears flowing now

without a word he harshly pressed the vibrator down onto your clit

you screamed out in pleasure

moans spilling from your lips

he slapped your left breast, tugging at the chain that bound the nipple clamps together

“cry for me damnit!’ he roared, offering another rough slap to your cheek

this one left you dazed in a euphoric way, hot tears now dripping down your cheeks

he continued to slap you, each slap drew more tears until you were sobbing for him

“daddy! please please! fuck- “ you cried, whimpering as choked sobs caught in your throat

“i need to cum, daddy please let me cum!”

he turned the vibrator to its highest setting, leaving it against your swollent pearl

he jerked himself off, harshly stroking his size

“fuck yes, cry for me. let me hear you, princess.” he grunted

“look at me, i wanna see your tears”

you peered at to look at him, left cheek red with his handprint salty tears stung your eyes

he came onto your stomach, a flood of his white hot seed coated your skin

you shuddered at the sensation of your orgasm rising

thighs clenching around the toy, trying to stop the flood gates from opening

“fuck , daddy!” you cried out, juices splashing onto the floor below

he turned of the toy, untied you, allowed you to relax into the warmth of his chest for the moment

“how about we go another round, princess? i wanna fuck you this time”

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[bluiex]

Hold on I got something here

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"Hello, is this Cubfan?" Grian said. "Oh, good- Wait! I'm calling for Scar. On Scar's behalf. We've been trying to get hold of you."

Scar kissed Grian's neck, and Grian giggled.

"Sorry, Scar's being- trying to distract me. You never responded to the invite so we wanted to check you got it."

"Sorry, G." Scar whispered. He slipped his hands under Grian's jumper.

"You are absolutely not sorry." Grian pushed Scars hands away, "Okay, you didn't get the invitation. I know it's short notice, but, well, we've been trying. Are you free on the (date)?" After a moment, he sighed. "Well, it's Scar's wedding. I know he really wants you there if you can make it… alright I'll message the address as soon as I hang up. Please come."

After sending the location to Cub, Grian pulled Scars hands back to his waist.

"You're so impatient, Scar."

"So are you."

"I am. I love you."

"Just a few more weeks." Scar pulled his right hand away to grab Grian's left, and kissed the ring there. "Then you're all mine."

"I'm already yours. I always will be."

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"I can't do this." Grian stared at his reflection with every single one of his eyes.

"Griba." Pearl said.

"He's tying himself to me." 

"Grian."

"I'm just going to hurt him. Or if I don't someone else will. Because of me."

"Xelqua." 

"That's not my fucking name."

"I know." Pearl said, "Grian. He loves you. Go out there and marry him. I'll drag you down that aisle kicking and screaming if I have to."

"Well that would certainly make for a memorable ceremony." Their father said.

"Its not my fault Grian's being stupid."

"Scar's being stupid, you mean."

"Scar's stupid for marrying you, you're stupid for having doubts." Pearl said. "Go marry the love of your life."

Grian looked at his reflection and allowed several of his hidden wings to fade into corporeal existence. "I just don't want to hurt him."

"At this point not marrying him would hurt him more."

Grian nodded, squeezed Pearl's hand, and then stepped out the door ahead of his sister and father. He let his eyes - the magic ones that floated every which way - fade into players' sight. Scar loved all of him.

He could do this.

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I wrote these snippets for the Scarian raise Tubbo fic I'm writing but they apply to basically any fic I write with already married Scarian.

-cub still manages to miss the wedding and sorta. Forget that this means Scar's getting married. In his defence he has a lot going on

-grian made himself look more watcher-y during the wedding partially as a last ditch "scar you're marrying a watcher what are you doing" but Scar just couldn't stop staring at Grian all head over heels in love

- @scitties-enjoyer

awwwikhjerjkdrhsgb AAAH </3 cub not making it :pain: im sure its a good reason-

But this is cute as hell. I love Grian getting cold feet and doubting and Pearl there to talk sense into him- but Scar is just SO MADLY IN LOVE- GRIAN PLEASE YOU SEE THIS ACCEPT IT

[persephoneflouwers]

Alright. Since we are now connecting all the dots Harry has been leaving behind… we had Dorothy, we had the stadiums pit names, we had the Cancer UK videos, Harry screaming send me hooooome at his last show, and obviously the youarehome.co.

But what about Pierrot? My beautiful romantic pure sad clown with pearls for tears and blushing cheeks and cute shoes and hot tummy moves…

A brief recap of who pierrot is: you can find here the previous post where I introduced the mask and here there’s my non sense about the moon in their arts.

I knew there must be a connection to all of this. So I googled it lmao. Yesterday’s YAH add page on the Corriere Fiorentino mentioned Goldoni, the headmaster of Italian Comedy and Carnival masks. So it gave me a little push to write something. That’s what I found. A stretch maybe? I don’t know, it’s just for me anyway lmao

Pierrot Lunaire is a melodrama by Arnold Schoenberg that consists in 3 groups of poems. Pierrot sings about love, sex and religion in the first group, about violence and crime in the second. Guess what’s the third of group of poems about?

His journey back home. Pierrot returns to Bergamo, city in Northern Italy, his home. The song, where he sings of this travel back home, is the Barcarole, the basic melody heard is some verses of “I’ve made up my mind to give myself to you” by Bob Dylan.

Not the obsession with numbers lmaooo

I’m definitely not going to write about “L’Histoire d’un Pierrot” a silent film, where Pierrot falls in love and marries Louisette and after a series of unfortunate events and mistakes they will end living together as a family. Definitely not. (I think I’ve seen some masterposts about this during Harryween? Im not sure).