#pearl screaming: im married!!!!!!!

[teeto-peteto]

my key personality trait is getting stuff i think characters would wear like hell yeah im gonna get these boots cause Amy Rose would love em.

[problemcore]

cleo: (accidentally hits etho)

etho, not missing a beat completely panicking: IM SORRY ILL DO THE DISHES

[kokoronohiroi]

' sorry , but i am HAPPILY TAKEN ! now please leave me alone ... '

[mydr3aminvi0let]

it's like men know when you're in a bad mood and decide to say some sexual shit to piss you off more. tedious. brother eugh

[saioratral]

PARING: william james moriarty x f!reader

PROMPT: believe me SYNOPSIS: would removing nobles be an excuse for killing? even if the intention was good?

WARNING: none NOTE: obsessed with jang wonyoung these days so im using her as the pictures. i saw this in my drafts for a long time so here ya go :D i wrote this feeling a little down from stuff going on at home so this was a great distraction. enjoy!

william was a dedicated man to you, the perfect man. he had no flaw and in your eyes, he was the one you thought you would spend your life with. you first met him at your university job, where he was a respected professor. his charm and intelligence quickly drew you in, as they did with everyone else. who could resist?

he was striking, with blonde hair that caught the eye, almost as if it demanded attention. yet, it wasn’t just his looks that captivated you- it was his humbleness and the genuine care with which he spoke to everyone around him. he made you feel seen, heard, and special

to call yourself lucky to marry him was an understatement. you were now like a princess in the moriarty mansion, the others being your guards. your prince was yours, and yours alone. every day felt like a dream, one you were grateful to live. but those dreams now chase you, like a monster ready to consume you into a world you could not recognise 

“how could you do this to me, william?” you screamed, your voice filled with betrayal. “all these years together… for nothing?”

“if you just let me explain-”

“there’s nothing to explain!” you raised your voice, your eyes welling with tears. “i can’t believe i’m carrying your child… you monster!”

“i did it for the good of this country,” william insisted, trying to reason with you. “you have to believe me, my dear”

you stared at him in disbelief. “good? there are other ways to do good! killing nobles isn’t one of them. you’re no better than a criminal. how can you decide on who dies?”

william looked down, the weight of your accusation hanging heavily on him. his intentions were good, you know but his way of doing it was wrong. how was he different from the others then? in their eyes, they were only doing good- the same as the man you loved 

“how could you?” you muttered, your voice breaking

“dear…” william trailed off, hesitant to approach

“don’t call me that!” you scrunch your face in disgust. “it sounds horrible when you say it”

“this dress you gave me.. it’s also given by your tainted hands right? all the noblemen, all their blood is in your hands”, you shout walking closer to him 

william stands there, his gaze falling to the pink dress you wore today. the puff sleeves with the pearl necklace, you were a picture of beauty, even as you walked closer, every heel tap filled with anger. you jabbed your finger into his chest, right where his heart beat

“wash your hands all you want,” you continued. “but that blood will never come off. you’ve tainted yourself”

“i know,” william finally spoke, his voice low. “i know i’ve done wrong. i can’t turn back time. but if you just listen-”

“listen?” you interrupted. “how could you keep something this big from me? how could you lie to me for so long?”

you hated him now, every fiber of him. “am i not trustworthy? you broke our promise to always be honest with each other”

“i had no choice,” william responded, his voice strained as he took a step back.

“it was for your sake, i did not want to stress you my dear”, he speaks softly to you in hopes you hear him 

“just answer me one thing”, you look at him sadly. “did you kill anyone? with your own hands” 

“wouldn’t you like to know?”, william replies 

“i would, but i don't in the same time” 

he looked at you, pain and regret in his eyes, but his words remained empty. you looked down at the wedding ring on your finger, it must have been tainted by their blood too. slowly, you slipped it off and threw it to the ground

william was no longer the man you had married. he was a stranger- a monster in your eyes

you turned to leave, but then the sharp pain hit your chest. time stopped, your mouth wide open from the shock. you gasped, clutching the wound as you leaned against the dresser for support. your vision blurred as you looked at william, your voice trembling, “why aren’t you helping me?”

he didn’t move. he didn’t offer comfort or reach out to touch you at all. he just stood there, staring, his gaze drifting to the window. the curtains had been drawn- when had that happened? you both never leave the curtains open

“moran has a good aim, doesn’t he?”, william said

it was all staged… everything had been planned. you should have expected that

your pink dress absorbed the red blood oozing from your wound, before you felt another sting on your leg. you fall on the ground, the dresser’s drawers being your support. you look to william, hazy vision seeing him crouch down 

“my child will not be taken from me,” he said softly. “why don’t you just take a little nap, dear? you must be so tired”

@saioratral .ᐟ do not repost, translate, alter, etc on any platform without permission

[newwavesylviaplath]

award shows always make me unreasonably anxious so to take my mind off the grammys i decided im gonna rank some things that u guys commented on a post i made a while back feel free to gimme more/interact in the comments

albums from a fave artist (i can't tag the person who sent this in; also im gonna do two artists for funsies):

lady gaga:

6) chromatica: not in last place for any reason other than i like the others better

5) the fame monster: a staple ofc, again i don't dislike it i just like the others more

4) born this way: beautiful album just like super overplayed and it's usually the one i skip the most BUT im ranking it higher than the last two because of the cultural impact

3) joanne: i love this album so much it's so slept on and like i get that it's a departure from her regular sound but she did it perfectly. some of my fave gaga songs are on this album

2) the fame: partially ranked this high because of nostalgia partially ranked this high because my favourite gaga song of all time is summerboy

1) artpop: i'm forever an artpop apologist. if u hate this album u hate ME.

st vincent:

8) all born screaming: good album but it just doesn't do it for me like the others do. although it totally deserved the three grammys it just won

7) daddy's home: great era for annie aesthetic wise, a few really good songs but majority are skips for me im afraid

6) love this giant (with david byrne): i love this album with all my heart two of my favourites coming together to put out an absolute eclectic masterpiece in actually sad i have to put it this low

5) masseduction: truly solidified my belief that annie is one of a kind. an absolute rockstar. so many hits off this one but overall not my fave

4) self titled: i actually used to have beef with this album idk why it's great. also digital witness was the first st vincent song i heard!!

3) actor: banger after banger

2) strange mercy: i love this album it's filled with what i consider my 'comfort songs' not to be cringe but a lot of them got me through what was quite literally the worst period of my life

1) marry me: idk how to explain my love for this one the girls that get it get it

monster high girls by what i would personally wear ( @cultclassic111 ):

10) venus: literally ever since i was little i had beef with her solely for her outfits

9) ghoulia: i'm sorry she's so cute but i hate 2010s nerd chic

8) frankie: i could never pull off a tie like that

7) lagoona and clawdeen: idk i just have no desire to own any of their clothes

6) cleo: same as the last two but i do love her hair

5) spectra: very cute i can't see myself regularly wearing anything she owns though maybe every once in a while

4) rochelle: come on now. i love everything she wears ofc i would

3) draculaura: realistically i feel like i'd by to self conscious to wear her default outfit but id die to go out in some of her other pieces

2) abbey: i love abbey i love wearing furry things and short dresses i can't explain how badly i want to dress like her i literally almost spent $300 on her boots (didn't though)

1) scarah: i mean come on. she is so cutesie so sixties plus i look good in green. not only do i want her outfits the most i feel like shes the one i actually dress the closest too irl

flavours of tea ( @cherries-and-lipgloss ): okay so i actually hate all hot drinks i only drink cold things so im rating iced teas whoops

dead last) regular iced/sweet tea: i hate this i hate iced tea i hate it

5) passion fruit black tea with tapioca pearls: very specific but also very good and technically tea i fw this so hard 10/10 newwavesylviaplath approved

4) dragonfruit tea (specifically from yogenfruz sorry if that's niche): another 10/10 one of the only things that reminds me of the seventh grade in a positive way

3) iced matcha: would've been my number one but i'm 90% that's what ended up giving me food poisoning in december so she's at second place now

1) iced chai: number one!! i love an iced chai even though sometimes it tastes like a yankee candle (but like in a good way)

pokémon types ( @melsimps ):

i know the person who commented this meant like different categories or whatever but idk that much about pokemon so i'm just gonna list my top five

5. jigglypuff (come on now)

4. pollywag cuz i was obsessed with that little guy

3. vulpix such a cutie

2. lillygant another cutie pie (i couldn't remember the name and had to search up 'pokemon that looks like a green onion')

1. sylveon i know it's basic but again i know barely anything about pokémon

fave mutuals ( @thebonesofwhatyoubelieve ): i'm not doing this jon....

[brothermoth]

Every time John rejects the working girls all I can think of is that clip from Pearl where she screams IM MARRIED he gets so snarky with it

[drowninnoodles]

Just gonna watch Pearl through and leave commentary in one ask lol. So you don't have 1000 asks lol.

She a southern gal'??

yes girl stab it ig? Is this foreshadowing?

Alligator??? Fun fact that was my highschool's mascot. (In my freshman year at least, was only there for 9th grade)

This takes place during the Spanish influenza???

Thought the dad was dead for a second LMAO?! Bout' to say why they just got a corpse sitting there.

If I had a penny everytime some girl in overalls went looking for something in corn fields I definitely wouldn't have to worry abt gas money.

Bro what is this girl doing with the scarecrow-

Its giving that one time the Joker just danced in the washroom in "The Joker".

Bro why you kissing it like that?!?!

BRO THE "I'M MARRIED!!" girl? You just danced with and kissed an inanimate object???

BRO SHE'S STILL GOING WHAT THE FUCK?!

ew.... Sorry had to skip lmao I just couldn't.

Girl can you stop bathing in front of your father-

Girl what. I don't see how you think I have her vibes tbh. But I'll watch the rest and see.

Bro idk her name but this blood chick that just showed up with the blong curls yk, her eyes are so blueeeeeeee my god.

She likes kissing cows too apparently.

Yo how old even is she??

Bro this is kinda hard to watch....

Okay so dad gon' die?

Welp nvm.

Welp that's a traumatized mother.

Oh shit that's a real traumatized mother, pop off?

Well shit she really just said her daughter was a mistake and a failure.

Whoop- ooooo girllllllll they gon' die??

Lol.

Welp she just dragging the body, kk.

Bro the dad looks terrified.

Did she really just kill her mother, leave her father, and then go cheat on her husband lmao?

IS THAT HER HUSBAND?! Bro the timing in impeccable.

Bro a little late for "sorry" girl. Like cmon.

Aw sucks there's maggots on the meat.

Bro. Cheating again dude? I have a feeling ima need to skip in a minute. -_-

Okay we good nvm he left lmao.

Pearl jumpscare lmao.

Bro he is so unimpressed.

Nah we aint the same, girl can't even keep up with her lies lmao. "Did I do smth wrong?" yeah bitch you fucked up. Couldn't even remember the lie you said a second ago. I'd do better. I've done better lmao.

Why you screaming girl- you have a husband lmao. "Your scaring me Pearl" is crazy.

Oh? Murder?? God damn girl?? Okay?

Damn she crazy?? Oh????????????

Chat im in love?

BRO HOW IS THE MOM NOT DEAD?!

Oop nvm she prolly is now-

"Let's clean you up" she says to her dad as she's covered in blood.

The red dress reminds me of Lydia I love it.

Is she gon' kill the dad?

Yep, knew it lmao.

I know that alligator eating good.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH THE "thank you, but its gonna be a no" after she did all that.

"Pardon?" LMAO.

Girl suck it up. Or just murder em' yk.

STOP WAIT THIS IS WHERE THAT AUDIO CAME FROM?!?! "I'm a star!! Please I'm a star!!" BAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Girl stop screaming it ain't that deep.

If your gonna cry do it silently.

Oh Lord not the snot I can't even.

Kk so is the blond chick gonna die next??

"I don't feel well" she says after killing her family and the man she cheated on her husband with.

God damn- girl.

Again, how old is she lmao??????

Lmao she was relieved when her baby died? Kk girlie.

Gotta give props to the actress, bravo.

Bro "I liked how killing felt" is so real omfg.

Bro the blond chicks reaction is priceless. She's like "oh shit nah I gotta get out of here".

Welp, she gonna die.

Bro the "don't lie to me" part reminded me so fucking much of what I was like a few years ago.

Just realized but why her eyebrows so hard to see lol.

Knew it, she gonna die.

Yes girl get it?????

Oh cmonnnnnn, they didn't even show her dying.

LMAO?!

Okay girl chop the body up ig?

Welp were having maggot dinner with corpses apparently.

Yo is her husband finally back???

Imagine coming home from war to find this shit lmao.

Bro her awkward smiling is hilarious.

Oh shit she crying now.

Bro is she constipated.

GIRL BREATHEEEEEEEEE

why she kindaooks like a horse-

Finished movie

Shit man, how have I never watched this before lmao. Gonna be honest all the sex stuff at the beginning threw me off a bit... But I mean the murder shit hell yeh 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

What vibes you said I have like her tho lmao.

chat idk just whole insanity stuff kinda reminded me bout you. may be wrong ofc

perfect commentary tho, laughed hard

also there is second movie where she is old but there is many sex scenes so you probably wouldnt want to watch it. its kinda plot related though so i didnt skip cause shit was happening lol. its called X if u ever want to check. imo great movie but hard to watch kinda because yk.

anyway glad u enjoyed uwu

[cruesuffix]

For some reason I'm thinking about kitty!Mick with the crüe....but still happily married to Sharon....ughhhh I love happy marriage au!!

I can just imagine him just chilling after a show and a random groupie walks up to him and starts flirting and he's just like "I'm married, not interested." And he just walks away😭

oomfie i totally get it though!! that man needed a happy marriage during those times anyways so why not have an au for that!<33 (also, i don’t know if you’ve watched the movie pearl before but there’s a scene where the main character screams “I’M MARRIED!!!” and i feel that’s just complete mick vibes here lmaooo!!)

i know that he also didn’t like the crues groupie scene during those days (he also went on to call the groupies that surrounded them “Crüe food” …whatever that means lmaooo). so if an overzealous groupie comes waltzing over to him, flirting with him and damn near sitting on his lap, he’d automatically jump away from her and almost proudly announce that he’s married. then, he’d walk away like the diva he is. of course this would make the rounds in the fan base, but instead of everyone making fun of him for it, they’re all on his side. cause what girl wouldn’t like a man that respects his wife?? if he didn’t already have such dedicated fan base because he’s a cat hybrid, now he has one full of girls who find it cool how loyal to his wife he is. and let’s not forget the Crüe! i think they’d be a bit confused as to why their guitarist isn’t partaking in their evil behaviour, and they just automatically think he’s boring. meanwhile he’s just like “actually it’s really easy not to cheat on your wife… don’t know how you guys do it tbh.”

oh! and maybe sharon herself becomes a bit popular with the fans too, cause they all want to know who the lucky girl is. i can just see mick coming home from a tour and telling sharon that all the girls want to congratulate her on having such a loyal husband… and that they think she’s cool too.

(OMG WAIT: and after everyone finds out he’s a loyal husband, all his fans literally line up to pet him for being such a good boy!!!! aghhhhhh im going to bang my head against a wall about this!!!). ok oomfie you absolutely cooked with this one!! idec anymore im a huge supporter of the happy marriage au now!!!<333 i think cat!mick au and happy marriage au go hand in hand now tbh! i just need that kitty to be happy and in a loving relationship asap!!

[softshuji]

You guys have seen pearl right? You know that scene she screams 'im married!!!" ??? That's me every time any man looks my way, I get this urge like 'im his girl leave me alone!!!'

[marklikely]

'IM A STARRRRR' is the classic for good reason but for me the iconic pearl scream is always IM MARRIED. i dont even know why but every time i see the poster or walk past the dvd on a shelf or something im just like IM MARRIED!!!!!!

[newathens]

screaming “THEY’RE DIFFERENT” about greek and roman design but with the same octave and intensity that pearl screams im married

[justalilpearlie]

When Scott said it's fate in real life smp, it reminded me the time he said 'You guys (viewers) want flower husbands but it's actually just me and pearl'

(idk if the quote was exactly like that, if you wanna see when Scott said that it's in secret life episode 1 somewhere near the beginning after he talked to pearl)

I actually squealed in real life when he said that, like my majormoon heart can't handle this!!! Also in secret life he said it's fate they always meet, like Scott is just throwing majormoon crumbs full speed ahead at us and I need more.

HE IS !! AND IM HERE FOR IT !!!

OKAY ALSO I KNOW *EXACTLY* WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT QUOTE. I HAVE IT CLIPPED RIGHT HERE ACTUALLY !!

This is super silly actually !! so glad to have a fellow passionate majormoon enjoyer, I screamed and giggled when watching pearl's RL today, theyre officially married guys its canon.. it fits so perfectly with my majormoon timeline too. they finally fully make up and get together in SL and then like idk get married in the winners void ig cause they already startin a family the followin season! /silly

bfhajfabfashdbashj im so excited eheheh

[infizero]

initial side order thoughts/screenshots i needed to get out of my system (i have taken way too many screenshots) (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY)

literally had to take a whole moment after reading this I AM GOING TO SOB. STOP THIS MADNESS. "a quiet spot together" WE GET ITTTTT YOU TWO ARE MARRIED IM GOING TO GO DIG A HOLE TO BURY MYSELF IN

dedf1sh/acht they/them moments HOORAY!!

my lesbian mothers shaking me awake after i ate 50 flintstone gummy

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MARINA'S WALLPAPER. I ALMOST SCREAMED WHEN I SAW IT HELP MEEEEEEEE. SHES SO GAY

pearl is so unfazed too she already knows this is what her laptop looks like LMFAO. they are genuinely married

STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am just so obsessed with how she looks here. my office manager queen

SO MANY THINGS HERE. ok

1) AGENT 4 REFERENCE RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE NOT FORGOTTEN!!

2) this entire conversation is so fucking good. of course cuttlefish introduced them to four and pearl has no memory of who they are LOLLLLL

3) after getting stuff like marina's diary and a cool nametag, marina just casually telling us we got a piece of agent 4's FUCKING SOUL was so funny to me. ARE THEY OK?

the noise i let out when i saw this was disgusting

MARINA HAS TEARS IN HER EYES EVEN THOUGH SHES SMILING AND CELEBRATING WITH PEARL GET ME OUTTTTT OF HEREEEEEEEEEE

she is so pearl trash #1 core. this is insane. also the emojis and keysmashing I LOVE HERRRRRR. this entire thing with the diary entries being formatted like a social media story is soooooo cute. also reading "over 4 years ago" gave me psychic damage

ANYWAYS. its past midnight and ive got class bright and early so unfortunately ive got to stop for now. but IM HAVING SOOOOO MUCH FUN I KEEP HAVING TO STOP MYSELF FROM SQUEALING AT EVERY LITTLE THING. AND TAKING 5 BILLION SCREENSHOTS. as soon as i am out that building i am making a beeline back to my dorm and getting right back into this

also writing that made me realize like. good god. the attachment i have to these guys, off the hook in particular, is insane. one of my EARLIEST POSTS ON THIS BLOG was my thoughts on their reveal in one of the splatoon 2 trailers. which i made when i was in MIDDLE SCHOOL. guys i was literally 12 fucking years old when i first saw these two and now i am 19 and seeing them again and heavily involved in story stuff again has made me so unbelievably insane. THOSE TWO MEAN SO SO MUCH TO MEEEEE

even just walking around the virtual inkopolis square made me so nostalgic for splatoon 2 😭 i played the first game a good bit when i was younger but 2 was really where my deep love for the game came from. so going around the familiar layout of everything was. whew.

i am fucking loving this shit so far i am not logging onto twitter until i finish this i will NOT let myself be spoiled. if that mfing all bosses no damage mf tries to snipe me on youtube i will just not let it. simple as that. anyways I NEED TO GO TO BED GOODBYEE

[taintedcigs]

𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 — send this for ask GAMES! this or that, cast your mutuals as (cym), would you rather, fuck marry kill (fmk), hot or not, etc.

cym as: horror/slasher movies

U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME I LOVE HORROR!! BUT THIS PLACEMENT IS V RANDOM AND JUST BASED ON SOME OF MY FAVS!!

it follows and scream as obv @sleepy-wyvern (this one isn't random lmao our mutual obsession w scream and ur obsession w it follows !!!!! <3)

paranormal activity and/or get out as @eiightysixbaby (just bc those are also one of my favorites omg)

the ring as you, it has nothing to do w ur account or vibes but that is the first horror movie i watched as a 6 year old omg!! (also kinda the loved ones bc i think that movie is v underrated but also its v insane so i won't put u as that LMAO)

sorority row as @lfaewrites (i just have sm love for this one its so underrated and the best trashy slasher!!)

midsommar as @dumbslxtclub (LIVE LAUGH FLORENCE PUGH!!)

carrie as @whimsicalfairie (idk why)

x as @likedovesinthewnd (or maybe pearl but im thinking x)

halloween as @eddiemunsons-missingnipple (either the original or the reboot sequels lmao!)

i could do a 100 more of these bc all i watch and obsess over is horror movies but i will stop FOR NOW!!

join my 1k celebration!

[idontgotopartiesanymore]

fighting the urge to Pearl Scream “IM MARRIED!!” to this guy at the bar