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forgot to post obligatory dancing banana
and also my actual favourite character from that game.
#because you can have favourite characters that are literally talking fruits#pear is just a guy#dancing banana should be put in jail tho#that guy is a criminal.#shovelware’s brain game#shovelware studios#roblox#my art#digital art#artwork#art#artoftheday
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crying throwing up because i didnt write 'stay frosty' on the back of the iceman/angel/beast photo of my last comic
#snap chats#NOOOOOOO I FAILED THE PUN-LOVER COMMUNITY CMON IT WAS SO EASY AND RIGHT THERE#I LOVE 'STAY FROSTY' ill just have to pocket that phrase for the future .. hehe .. top 10 reasons i love iceman IS his puns idc#I COULD HAVE. its indecipherable as hell but on the og5 pic i tried to squeeze in 'and lots of love from their professor' on the back#i think i tried to think of something for the bob/hank/warren one but i gave up two seconds into it evidently#AND ONLY AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF COURSE I FINALLY THINK OF SOMETHING I HATE IT HERE#theres so much more room on the back of the photos in that comic too ..... never living this down <- ill be fine in the morn#i posted it to twitter its too late to amend this on account of you cant edit posts on twitter#sure i could delete and reupload but i dont work like that we just have to move on#sorry ever since that Pride issue with mags and bobby ive decided they have like. A Moderately closer bond#not by much compared to the rest of the og5. scott does in fact exist. but i just think its always fun when mags is close with one of them.#even on the smallest scale#ok bye thats literally it thats the end of this post i just wanted to say i like the idea of mags being bob's fave uncle#his only uncle. apart from juggernaut ig but anyways#im gonna sit here and drink my whiskey sour. its PEAR flavored.#wait did you guys know my tags were cut off in that post. i guess i underestimated adding an additional like. what 12 tags jALAKVLAKJ#so used to just drawing the two homos but whatever ...
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Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.
Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just remembered that there is actually a valid reason as to why I decided the Mayor would like pears#pear is a autumn/winter fruit#I'm so silly that I forgot that this was an actual reason for my logic behind this#mayor likes pear because its a winter fruit#and its a bit dull but the pears I have eatten are a little sweet so eh#citrus fruits are also winter fruits#this guy could probably eat a lemon whole and not even flinch#or maybe they would and their face would actually just scrunch up in the modt horrifying way#I don't know which one is funnier#anyways- the mayor likes pear flavoured ice cream/milk ice#I personally like chocolate flavoured ice cream too 👍#I actually just love icecream in general so I think I'm jusy projecting onto the Mayor at this point#they love ice cream/milk ice#Macaque has intense mixed feelings about this#he doesn't understand the appeal of a good pear other than the fact that its a good fruit to wash down something you just ate beforehand#he likes banana and banana flavoured ice cream#y'know its funny because people assume Mayor likes blueberries because its blue and Macaque likes plums because its purple
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2 completely different franchises I like have the same trio dynamic btw.
And I think that's fucking awesome.
#annoying orange#tadeo jones#tad the lost explorer#ere come the tags#*inhales*#Orange#pear#passion#sara#mummy#stuff#memes#it's important that my fav trios have the following:#person 1: super silly fella who has a high kill count and a habit of getting into mischief#person 2: not on screen often but very pretty. supportive. and all around great person :)#person 3: just a guy whose having a REALLY weird day#(bonus points if Person 1 and person 3 are roommates. and all 3 are probably nearodivergent)#absolutely peak
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#3 PEARS
#furry#furry art#SWEAR#swearcomic#comic#webcomic#webtoon#furry guys its a furry#unemployed#pear is unemployed#she has no money#her landlord doesnt ask her for rent because may just beats him up#hes a demon guys#a big big baddy#who hates landlords#so actually he is great#pear cant remember anything#wonder why#hahahahha
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Hey this may be controversial, but-
The crown is actually... Good.
#my art#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#nick johnsmith#gristol malik#me#this art is old i just had it sitting in my drafts for over a year#its been in my drafts since feb 14th 2022 I'm sobbing#Love drawing that crown#I'm just a funny little pear shaped guy teehee giggle
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i saw a picture of a plate of sliced fruit and it was very pretty and for a moment i felt strangely angry that after you eat it then it’s gone and there’s no more. but that’s the nature of a plate of fruit
#because of reasons i forgot to eat fruit today despite my intentions to#and now i have brushed my teeth and it is late so i cannot#so i think i am just fruit deprived#hrm#(trying to get myself to sleep at a reasonable time) faster you go to sleep the faster you get to eat fruit tomorrow#static.mp3#heres the thing. i cant eat fruit first thing i have to eat something more filling before i eat any fruit#so back of my mind is like well then whats the point if you have find something random to eat first before fruit 😑Stay Up#also i mean first thing in the morning#is anyone interested in my fruit inventory?? i have some gigantic green grapes and some kind of pear i’ve never tried i don’t think and an o#orange#i was planning to eat the pear today……it lives to see another day#i tried freezing green grapes some time ago bc ppl kept saying theyre amazing but i dont get it#are you guys doing something special to your frozen grapes because i just put them in the freezer
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evil spirits inside my brain are telling me to get tattoos based on the obscure historical research i’ve been doing for work and honestly?? i’m having a hard time finding objections.
#this one guy was probably the best orator in Delaware and he got killed by a fucking pear#so i wanna get a pear for him#and then this other guy was honestly just a complete freak#but we DO have a really nice drawing of him from the paper that i’m inclined to just get reproduced as-is#i would get to keep explaining this weirdo for the rest of my life - god bless#and i still need to get the tattoo to match my boy James Heath#but i haven’t figured out a design for that yet#and i sort of feel like i should wait until i move out for that one… for symbolic reasons#so that’s on hold#but nothing is stopping me from getting a pear or a weird old guy#i think this is too much power…
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the fact that eve would be canonically older than most if - not all of the goetia family is wild.
#✾ ⎰ ❛ apples peaches pears . ❜ ⧸ ⊰ out of char ⊱#// for helluva boss in how they seemingly doing ages and everything#// paimon would be the only one i'd question#// with what i know of the ars goetia and trying to wrap my mind around the ages for adam lilith and eve#// meh br a i n#// and when i mean older i mean O L D E R#// cause like isn't stolas for some reason 36 or something?? xD MY ASS THOUGHT HE WAS 3000+ OR SOME SHIT BEFORE I HEARD THAT#// i learned about solomon and the stuff surrounding ars goetia ( fgo brain go brr ) so my brain refuses to believe these guys are so young#// and idk if earth just moves faster in years or whatever#that might work but imma assuming the show itself might not be doing that since blitz goes to the human realm often and we have the agents#// and everything there as well soooo y e a h either way canon wise yes but lore wise questionable#// j ust sayin' while i think eve adam and lilith would be older i think it shouldnt be by OVER 6000+ YEARS BC#// like the SINS have to be older yeah? imma place them like with lucifer or something with ages for show lore#anyway i should sleep
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Local bottom heavy man stuffs himself silly again, must be a day ending in Y
#stuffing#chubby guy#weight gain#chub art#eructo#burp kink#belch#black feedee#male gainer#male weight gain#soft feedism.#i just. really wanted to draw big burp thats my bad yall#noodle art#also did this before work and posting it At work yeehaww#bottom heavy#pear shaped#black feedist#leo johnson
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Little meme I did today because I'm been having to think about Pre-GuardianPod Peach due to a fic I'm writing recently
#smg4#avatar peach au#au#princess Peach#do we not condon Peach's actons though?#of course we do. She shouldn't really be the leader nor is she really a great person#literally most of this isn't imporant to the fic but i don't really care#the most important thing isn't even on there but it isn't important to this context#also do you guys like my Pre-GuardianPod Peach design? I originally was just going to have her look like regular Peach but#I decided against it because I still want to make her distinct#i don't know if this is important or not but like Pre-GuardianPod Peach does remember her parents but Post Peach (aka Current) doesn't#like at all. No memory. She doesn't even think about how weird that is due to Pear (+ Plum) never having parents either.
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bingbong ocs
#don’t worry about the images without names they’re right here#mardi gras tree#cut my lip#carnage#angels food cake#cadillac#beach bucket#water twinkie#prickly pear cactus#water hemlock#object oc#osc#most of these are just silly guys without story#except cadillac; angels food cake; and water hemlock#tumblr didn’t let me post images for like 30 min for some reason#eyestrain#<-? for mardigras tree#art
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#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#to the person who wanted to give them a blanket and a pillow with a TV:#i don't think you actually meant to give them a pillow with a tv built into it but the idea of such a thing was too silly#i couldn't just not draw it and put a screenshot of the lmk intro theme on it#anyways i think its really funny how people seem to assume blueberries are their favourite fruit or something#even though someone once upon a time asked if they liked blueberries and Mayor said something like 'I do not eat them often but I like them#they like pear guys#because it was the dullest fruit I could think of at the time of wondering what flavour milk ice they like#no i am not bullying pears#we do not accept pear slander in the chat#anyways idk what they are gonna do with the tempura shrimp and soy sauce#they will eat it probably
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#tumblrtop10#tbh I'm just happy one of them isn't cc LMAO#long post#I'm 0% surprised the posebox is at the top lol#its still one of my favorite things I've done too so#my first foray into clothing meshing#and the pear morph project.#excellent choices guys xD
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The minato tag on my blog is funny because its part actual posts about the character & fanworks of him, and the other part is just a genre of text posts about needing to put a fictional guy in the pear wiggler
#linky posts#he's just a guy made for the pear wiggler#the toei foam concrete calls out for him#gotchaposting
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cynthia gets to make fun of cyrus bc all that other stuff he did but also one of his grunts almost blew up her home town where her family lives for no reason
#was not even apart of the plan that guy just got bored#the details of platinum/pear and diamond are so funny
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