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forgot to post obligatory dancing banana
and also my actual favourite character from that game.
#because you can have favourite characters that are literally talking fruits#pear is just a guy#dancing banana should be put in jail tho#that guy is a criminal.#shovelware’s brain game#shovelware studios#roblox#my art#digital art#artwork#art#artoftheday
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2 completely different franchises I like have the same trio dynamic btw.
And I think that's fucking awesome.
#annoying orange#tadeo jones#tad the lost explorer#ere come the tags#*inhales*#Orange#pear#passion#sara#mummy#stuff#memes#it's important that my fav trios have the following:#person 1: super silly fella who has a high kill count and a habit of getting into mischief#person 2: not on screen often but very pretty. supportive. and all around great person :)#person 3: just a guy whose having a REALLY weird day#(bonus points if Person 1 and person 3 are roommates. and all 3 are probably nearodivergent)#absolutely peak
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Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.
Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just remembered that there is actually a valid reason as to why I decided the Mayor would like pears#pear is a autumn/winter fruit#I'm so silly that I forgot that this was an actual reason for my logic behind this#mayor likes pear because its a winter fruit#and its a bit dull but the pears I have eatten are a little sweet so eh#citrus fruits are also winter fruits#this guy could probably eat a lemon whole and not even flinch#or maybe they would and their face would actually just scrunch up in the modt horrifying way#I don't know which one is funnier#anyways- the mayor likes pear flavoured ice cream/milk ice#I personally like chocolate flavoured ice cream too 👍#I actually just love icecream in general so I think I'm jusy projecting onto the Mayor at this point#they love ice cream/milk ice#Macaque has intense mixed feelings about this#he doesn't understand the appeal of a good pear other than the fact that its a good fruit to wash down something you just ate beforehand#he likes banana and banana flavoured ice cream#y'know its funny because people assume Mayor likes blueberries because its blue and Macaque likes plums because its purple
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#3 PEARS
#furry#furry art#SWEAR#swearcomic#comic#webcomic#webtoon#furry guys its a furry#unemployed#pear is unemployed#she has no money#her landlord doesnt ask her for rent because may just beats him up#hes a demon guys#a big big baddy#who hates landlords#so actually he is great#pear cant remember anything#wonder why#hahahahha
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Hey this may be controversial, but-
The crown is actually... Good.
#my art#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#nick johnsmith#gristol malik#me#this art is old i just had it sitting in my drafts for over a year#its been in my drafts since feb 14th 2022 I'm sobbing#Love drawing that crown#I'm just a funny little pear shaped guy teehee giggle
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evil spirits inside my brain are telling me to get tattoos based on the obscure historical research i’ve been doing for work and honestly?? i’m having a hard time finding objections.
#this one guy was probably the best orator in Delaware and he got killed by a fucking pear#so i wanna get a pear for him#and then this other guy was honestly just a complete freak#but we DO have a really nice drawing of him from the paper that i’m inclined to just get reproduced as-is#i would get to keep explaining this weirdo for the rest of my life - god bless#and i still need to get the tattoo to match my boy James Heath#but i haven’t figured out a design for that yet#and i sort of feel like i should wait until i move out for that one… for symbolic reasons#so that’s on hold#but nothing is stopping me from getting a pear or a weird old guy#i think this is too much power…
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the fact that eve would be canonically older than most if - not all of the goetia family is wild.
#✾ ⎰ ❛ apples peaches pears . ❜ ⧸ ⊰ out of char ⊱#// for helluva boss in how they seemingly doing ages and everything#// paimon would be the only one i'd question#// with what i know of the ars goetia and trying to wrap my mind around the ages for adam lilith and eve#// meh br a i n#// and when i mean older i mean O L D E R#// cause like isn't stolas for some reason 36 or something?? xD MY ASS THOUGHT HE WAS 3000+ OR SOME SHIT BEFORE I HEARD THAT#// i learned about solomon and the stuff surrounding ars goetia ( fgo brain go brr ) so my brain refuses to believe these guys are so young#// and idk if earth just moves faster in years or whatever#that might work but imma assuming the show itself might not be doing that since blitz goes to the human realm often and we have the agents#// and everything there as well soooo y e a h either way canon wise yes but lore wise questionable#// j ust sayin' while i think eve adam and lilith would be older i think it shouldnt be by OVER 6000+ YEARS BC#// like the SINS have to be older yeah? imma place them like with lucifer or something with ages for show lore#anyway i should sleep
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Local bottom heavy man stuffs himself silly again, must be a day ending in Y
#stuffing#chubby guy#weight gain#chub art#eructo#burp kink#belch#black feedee#male gainer#male weight gain#soft feedism.#i just. really wanted to draw big burp thats my bad yall#noodle art#also did this before work and posting it At work yeehaww#bottom heavy#pear shaped#black feedist#leo johnson
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Little meme I did today because I'm been having to think about Pre-GuardianPod Peach due to a fic I'm writing recently
#smg4#avatar peach au#au#princess Peach#do we not condon Peach's actons though?#of course we do. She shouldn't really be the leader nor is she really a great person#literally most of this isn't imporant to the fic but i don't really care#the most important thing isn't even on there but it isn't important to this context#also do you guys like my Pre-GuardianPod Peach design? I originally was just going to have her look like regular Peach but#I decided against it because I still want to make her distinct#i don't know if this is important or not but like Pre-GuardianPod Peach does remember her parents but Post Peach (aka Current) doesn't#like at all. No memory. She doesn't even think about how weird that is due to Pear (+ Plum) never having parents either.
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bingbong ocs
#don’t worry about the images without names they’re right here#mardi gras tree#cut my lip#carnage#angels food cake#cadillac#beach bucket#water twinkie#prickly pear cactus#water hemlock#object oc#osc#most of these are just silly guys without story#except cadillac; angels food cake; and water hemlock#tumblr didn’t let me post images for like 30 min for some reason#eyestrain#<-? for mardigras tree#art
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#tumblrtop10#tbh I'm just happy one of them isn't cc LMAO#long post#I'm 0% surprised the posebox is at the top lol#its still one of my favorite things I've done too so#my first foray into clothing meshing#and the pear morph project.#excellent choices guys xD
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The minato tag on my blog is funny because its part actual posts about the character & fanworks of him, and the other part is just a genre of text posts about needing to put a fictional guy in the pear wiggler
#linky posts#he's just a guy made for the pear wiggler#the toei foam concrete calls out for him#gotchaposting
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#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#to the person who wanted to give them a blanket and a pillow with a TV:#i don't think you actually meant to give them a pillow with a tv built into it but the idea of such a thing was too silly#i couldn't just not draw it and put a screenshot of the lmk intro theme on it#anyways i think its really funny how people seem to assume blueberries are their favourite fruit or something#even though someone once upon a time asked if they liked blueberries and Mayor said something like 'I do not eat them often but I like them#they like pear guys#because it was the dullest fruit I could think of at the time of wondering what flavour milk ice they like#no i am not bullying pears#we do not accept pear slander in the chat#anyways idk what they are gonna do with the tempura shrimp and soy sauce#they will eat it probably
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cynthia gets to make fun of cyrus bc all that other stuff he did but also one of his grunts almost blew up her home town where her family lives for no reason
#was not even apart of the plan that guy just got bored#the details of platinum/pear and diamond are so funny
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Headcanon i have for cowboyking:
They cook pretty decently together in the kitchen. But if they see *one* new weird ingredient-
(Also. They work well because they are somewhat matching autism. Just different interests)
Alright, Anon, this is gonna be a fun one to cook up.
*Cue drum sound*
So my thoughts on how cooking goes with these two alone is this.
- Starlo is like... AT least an average level of cooking. At least, by himself, he's average with cooking. I mean, don't get me wrong, he can cook somethings! It's just that sometimes, he can get a little distracted- (He accidentally let the noodles get stuck to the pot somehow while also trying to watch some hamburger meat. The noodles were so stuck that they had to get an ice pick to get the corn out.)
- Lucifer is the better one of the two with cooking because he seems to be the one who looks more like he can cook up some nice dishes.
So if they have ingredients that they've used before, AND they work together to cook? You definitely know they can possibly cook up a delightful (maybe even 5 star if they're lucky) meal for two people (three if it's their shared custody week(s) for Clover if they're alive).
However, if you add that ONE item that they never used before?
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"..."
"..."
"So Luci, do ya know how this thing is used?"
"Yes, uh... It's used to, uh... uhm..."
"... you don't know either, do you?"
"... no."
Yeah, I'm seeing these guys be like how wires are when they're all tangled up and pulled into wrong places-
Literally, it either gets to the point where they either try putting it into a combination of different foods or they get too caught up in trying to figure out that the kitchen becomes a straight-up MESS.
I'm betting you whenever Clover stays with Lucifer and Starlo for their custody days, they'll just hear their dads panicking in the kitchen over a single ingredient and walk in to see Lucifer and Starlo just... that kitchen is HORRIBLE-
"Uh... Demon Dad, Star dad? What happened in here?"
"... Uh, nothing, kiddo, me and Starlo were just deciding on if we should get take out instead-"
"Yeah, I think Luci said that he'd let me go get some Sliders from the Saloon in our world, didn'tcha Luci?"
"Hey, I thought you said I could get us something from the Gluttony Ring!"
"When did I ever say that-!?"
"Just earlier!"
Both of these guys end up trying to get out of cleaning the kitchen, but afterwards I'm pretty sure Clover would basically be the child who knows that both of their parents are trying to avoid cleaning the kitchen, and takes charge themselves of going to get some Sliders from the Saloon and Floral Cupcakes from Oasis Valley's Cafe in their world, (While, of course, getting themselves some Gunpowder from Blackjack with the Gold they have left over while they're out) leaving Lucifer and Starlo to clean up the mess they made in the kitchen.
After that incident, they're going to try to practice learning what that ingredient is and what it can be used for, just in case another recipe calls for it-
#undertale yellow#undertale yellow starlo#starlo#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#hazbin lucifer#cowboykingshipping#starlo x lucifer#undertale yellow clover#like these guys would panic over not knowing how to use a new ingredient and its just chaos#Clover is just thinking “are they actually having issues with a pear?”#like fr this kid is just like ._.“#watch the ingredient be like an Avacado or something#or it could be something like Frog Legs or something like that-#or maybe even something like Snails or Butterscotch or Cinnamon?#idk but hey leave it up to your imaginations on what they had issues on cooking/making food with.
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eyyyyy! we managed to catch an 8-foot bull shark ! he was so pretty, took like a good 30 mins to reel him in!
#✾ ⎰ ❛ apples peaches pears . ❜ ⧸ ⊰ out of char ⊱#// of course we couldn't get it in the boat and wouldn't want too#// got a video of the dude and let him go#// d a m n#// and we caught fish we could actually eat today!#// first time for that#we were just finishing for mackerel and stuff#// so this guy came out of no where esp since the water is getting warmer for them#buuuut bulls are known to be everywhere and anywhere
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